Post by bigfan on Oct 22, 2017 1:27:28 GMT
The buzz from the FAWNatics grows as the Mania matches have been whittled down to those presenting gilded belts to the winners. Perhaps the most peculiar of these is the fight on deck. The ring announcer brings the festivities to order.
“Our next match is scheduled for one fall with a 30-minute time limit and is for the FAWN Tag Team Championship. At a combined weight of four hundred and twenty-seven pounds… representing the Black Court, Ashley Locke, Pandora and Adrianna Papadopolous... they are... THE THHHRRREEEEEE!!!!!”
The curtains part and ‘Heavy Crown’ from Iggy and Ellie courses through the arena. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qQ-lvEZMV0 ).
That music is more than enough for the audience to let their emotions run wild. While no longer champions, after likely the most impressive run of dominance the organization had ever seen, the overwhelming favorites to win are unlikely to be considered favorites in any other sense. Still, with Invaders on the other side, the reaction is decidedly mixed.
Out step two unparalleled physical specimens. Yes…only two of The Three.
Pandora’s imposing frame is most noticeably missing and the remaining team members seem confused and reticent. It’s an odd look for both as they, with Pandora, form the most imposing team FAWN has ever known and the most successful champions in any division by a wide margin, having held their gold for more than 18 months before the Kanes pulled them off their mountain.
Without Pandora, the instinctive leader of the fulsome threesome, blonde and brunette stand shoulder-to-shoulder, the duo daunting but down their most magnificent member.
The Goddess of Love Ashley Locke still looks the part of an Amazon, a statuesque blonde at nearly six feet, with a good two thirds seemingly her limitless legs. Said gams are exquisitely sculpted and downright dangerous. Her chest is ‘armored’ with a red leather bikini top decorated with an intricate pattern of small metal studs. Her bottoms match the top, as do her pads and boots, though the pads are basic lycra, lacking any sort of adornment. A detail for the discerning eye, the outer edge of each boot is adorned with the stylized head and shoulders of a black horse.
[ASHLEY LOCKE]
To her left is FAWN’s Greek Goddess, Adrianna Papadopolous. It’s immediately clear Adrianna regards the filthy, teeming masses much as she did before her descent from the heavens, a deity gazing down from the heights. Her subjects stare, momentarily slackjawed at the Greek beauty, Addy in a black version of her original attire, appropriate for a member of Emily West’s Black Court.
Pappy adjusts her revealing bikini top, while the accompanying short, black, pleated skirt gives the look of a miniaturized toga, an occasional flash of the familiarly-hued blue panties still remaining beneath. Her elbow-pads and boots have gotten the Court treatment as well, namely basic black.
[ADRIANNA PAPADOPOLOUS]
The present members are legal participants as would Pandora be in the rare three-on-three battle, making her absence all the more troubling and suspicious for those putting money on the challengers.
The now poorly-named Three halt their advance at the end of the aisle, and as Ellie Goulding’s voice replaces Iggy’s, Papadopolous and Ashley slowly run their hands across their midriffs, showing they’re ready to reclaim the belts, even if confusion remains in their darting eyes.
“This heavy crown
You can't always please the crowd
But I am still not bowing down
This heavy crown
It comes and goes around
And when it's time, I'll pass it proud..."
“But bytch I got it now!”
As their music fades, Ashley drifts to the right side of the ring and Pappy to the left before each climbs onto the apron.
Adrianna and Locke each thread one luscious leg through the ropes and into the ring then follow with the opposite number. The challengers move to center stage, still glancing up to see if a tardy Pandora has arrived as reinforcement.
There the twosome wait, hoping to be joined by the busty blonde most consider the charter member of the trio instead of the three Invaders they are scheduled to battle for tag gold.
Doubts heighten when the Rising Sun flag supplants the FAWN logo on the FAWNtron, red sunbeams flowing out of a red disc. The crowd explodes both with excitement and a shower of boos, when familiar oriental music signals the Asian invaders who’d turned the FAWN tag world on its head in their first match back.
Not waiting for the Invasion from the Pacific Rim to present themselves, the crowd shows their immediate disdain for the despised army from the East. The arena speakers herald the B-team no longer, when Euphoria’s Valentine Jealousy make it clear the infamous Say-Say Combo of Matusmoto and Anzu have also been dethroned in a manner of speaking. ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVzfpD-xyqY )
Two shadowy figures in sweeping red satin robes appear, followed closely behind by the Invasion’s ever-present general/mogul Miss Yuko Ogura.
Japanese cuneiform emerges from the red disc on the FAWNtron, the symbols turning to English in an Asian script spelling out what is already obvious "Asian Invasion'.
Simultaneously, the mysterious duo sweep off their coverings, tossing them aside. The invading beauties are in matching blood red bikinis, accessorized with red boots and pads, Seah Sin and Reiko Ohno showing a unified front with their attire. Most important of all are their complementary gaudy gold belts, signifying their champion status. Each is laid over a shoulder of the women who had laid the Kanes low at RW&B.
Next to them, the tiny terror of a manger and tonight, wrestler, wears her eye-catching ensemble. Above Yuko has a top of white satin in front, black-n-white stripes from side to back. Below is the familiar gun metal gray with pinstripes but only in very daring proportions, the tiny ring of cloth held in place with a pair of jaunty suspenders. On her abbreviated but delectable stems are whalenet stockings leading to black business pumps and atop her long chestnut-colored locks is a black fedora.
The women are beaming and share a delighted bow toward each other. They move down the ramp, as the PA blares to life.
“And their opponents, accompanied AND JOINED by their manager Yuko Ogura…”
The crowd tests their lungs as they erupt in a torrent of jeers for the hated businesswoman.
“… from Yokohama, Japan and Kyongju, South Korea…Reiko Ohno and Seah Sin…THE ASIAN INVASION.”
[REIKO OHNO]
[SEAH SIN]
[YUKO OGURA]
The evil executive leads her forces to the ring, avoiding contact with the reaching hands on either side, Seah and Reiko careful to flank Yuko so no one can get close to their glorious leader.
Reaching the ring, Yuko sends the junior members of her Invasion around the ring in opposite directions, while she ascends the steps and enters with a shiteating grin firmly in place.
With Adrianna and Ashley receding to their corner, still anxiously glancing at the stage entrance, hoping for their counterpart’s arrival, Ohno and Sin reach the canvas in unison. They wait outside, the attention all on Yuko, FAWN’s Napoleon holding court with a microphone in her hand.
She raises the stick to her lips only to be buried under a cascade of boos. Ogura smirks and waits for the noise to subside. It is VERY slow to do so.
“Have you learned to believe me, stupid Americans?”
Orlando’s sunshine patriots jeer Ogura with every bit of their lung power.
Yuko signals for her Invaders to enter. Reiko and Seah bend their way through the ropes and move to their general, the Japanese crew congregating in the middle of the ring.
“My Samurai and my Little Dragon defeated those pitiful drunken Irishwomen. Just as I said they would. And now, the stupid woman who believes she runs this organization decides to make me a wrestler in tonight’s match.”
The FAWNatics clearly approve of Yuko having to defend herself inside the ropes and let her know. Ogura shakes her head with a smirk.
“You idiots will not get what you so desire. Knowing I will be in the ring to punish them, one of these pathetic fools has already run scared. If these idiots across from me were only so smart as poor Pandora. No matter. Together, we will teach them and Christian AND YOU a lesson you will NEVER forget.”
Ogura drops the microphone with a loud ‘THUD’ and the trio walk to their corner, the enraged crowd furious and more than willing to show it. As the catcalls flood the ring, Reiko and Seah hand over their gold and the three Invaders huddle, occasionally turning an eye toward the stage to confirm there is no late arrival.
Finally, it is Yuko’s ninja warrior, Reiko Ohno who steps toward the middle, Seah and Ogura taking their place on the sidelines.
The former Aphrodite, Ashley Locke, answers the call for the depleted challengers, she and Adrianna adjusting to the idea, the very reasonable idea, they can dispatch all three Invaders and bring back the belts to the Black Court without Panny’s invaluable presence.
Reiko pushes out of her corner cautiously and starts to circle, but Ashley doesn't have the patience for that, so she lunges straight into a lock-up. The two strain against one another, and Ohno impressively gives no ground to her larger opponent...for about five seconds. Then with a grunting growl, Locke roughly shoves the Asian away, sending her backpedaling a half-dozen or so paces. The smirk on the blonde's face makes plain her satisfaction with this demonstration of her superior raw power, while the features of the ninja remain inscrutable.
Somewhat surprisingly, Reiko raises her hands to silently signal a challenge to lock up again...a scenario which the Three-er is more than happy to help bring about. But just as they start to grasp one another, Ohno suddenly hooks the blonde's left arm with her own as the jet black-tressed beauty throws herself to the side, hiptossing the startled statuesque stunner over, and sending her crashing onto her godly-glutes with a thud. A snap kick to the space between her shoulder blades puts a look of pure pain on Locke's kisser, but that is swiftly replaced by a more dazed visage as Ohno grabs Ashley's hair, yanks her head back so that her face looks up to the arena ceiling, and then the Asian drops to one knee, even as she drills the point of her right elbow flush into her opponent's forehead.
Outside of the ropes, but in the uncustomary position of standing on the apron, Yuko approvingly claps, and then then with sharp inflections the she-shogun barks a command to Reiko, who complies without hesitation. Jumping back up to her feet, Ohno goes over to the Invasion's corner and slaps hands with her Seah; however, instead of exchanging places, Reiko returns to where the still stunned Locke sits, while Sin clambers up the ropes and perches herself effortlessly atop the turnbuckles.
The zebra snarls for the newly-minted tag champs to replace one another, but they ignore him as instead, Ohno presses a palm to Locke's face and shoves her onto her back with more than a bit of contemptuousness. She then grabs both of Ashley's legs and hooks them under her arms. Suddenly throwing herself backward, she slingshot launches the former goddess up and forward...and directly into Seah's missile top rope dropkick! The impact pert near removes Locke's head from her shoulders as her body violently flies back and lands on the canvas with a bounce. From her own corner, a stricken Adriana places her hands to her forehead in shock and disbelief, and has to actually turn away from the ring, as she's unable to bear the sight at this moment.
It's at this point that a curious development begins to emerge. From the introductions on, the response from the crowd to both teams has largely been boos and jeers. Now however, a small but growing contingent begins to chant "IN-VA-SION! IN-VA-SION! IN-VA-SION!". A similar number respond, not with outright support for the Three, but rather with the musical question of "WHERE IS PANNY? WHERE IS PANNY? WHERE IS PANNY?"
Yuko seems to enjoy both chants from the divided crowd, trolling the FAWNatics by leading the “WHERE IS PANNY?” chant with wildly waving arms. Inside the ring, Reiko and Seah join their general in enjoying their hot start. They bow toward each other before the ref takes Ohno by an elbow and leads her back toward the Invasion’s corner.
Sin’s left to deal with the downed Amazon and, giving up ten inches to the Goddess of Love, the Korean crewmember wants to keep the long lean blonde matbound. Dropping to a crouch above Ashley’s head, Seah tugs the still dazed Locke to a seated position.
The diminutive Asian DRIVES her right knee forward, dissecting the former Aphrodite’s shoulderblades while also wrapping her arms around either side of the blonde’s head, lacing and cupping her fingers under Ashley’s chin, and HAULING back on a chinlock that works well as an altered version of a camel clutch.
Seah nods, grin blossoming as she revels in her torture. She changes tactics as Locke tries to pry Sin’s hands from around her chin. The Invader releases and snatches Ashley’s wrists instead, drawing the arms toward her, the limbs going wide and behind the statuesque challenger. Ashley yelps in pain and the sound is music to Yuko’s perking ears.
“Do they look unbeatable now?” the businesswoman shouts. “We will destroy them. Believe me,” she insists.
But even as Ogura berates the crowd, Locke is starting to get her feet beneath her. As the blonde gets to her knees, Sin is forced stand to keep the pressure on and, as Ashley stands, Seah’s abbreviated stem drops back to the canvas. The tiny Korean grappler tries to keep control of her foe’s arms, but the Goddess of Love is proving to powerful, lifting them overhead and breaking free.
Ashley spins to face the wide-eyed, apprehensive Sin, but Seah is not shocked into inaction. She shoots a boot out, stomping it into Locke’s left knee. The lanky Amazon drops to the bony cap, wincing in pain.
With the challenger genuflecting before her, Seah wraps up the head of the flaxen-haired grappler in a front facelock and lays out, SLAMMING Ashley’s face into the deck with a dastardly DDT.
The force is considerable given the size differential and Locke groggily flops to her back in a wide spreadeagle.
Adrianna looks on in incredulity as the Invader dives atop Locke in a lateral press, ineffectively hooking Ashley’s incredibly long stem with her short, golden-brown arm. It’s enough for…
ONE…
TWO…
But no one seems surprised when Locke breaks free of the pinning predicament, shoving Seah off, Sin ending on her haunches. The Korean beauty takes a glance at Yuko. Receiving non-verbal instruction, she grabs Ashley’s long golden locks and leads the Goddess of Love to the Invasion’s corner like a greyhound on a leash, the crowd booing the reprehensible treatment of the challenger.
While Adrianna steams, Reiko stretches her arm as far as she’s able and slaps hands with her cohort. Again, the Invader tagging out is slow to exit and, as Ohno collects a wrist, Seah takes the other. The teammates lead a flagging Locke halfway down the ring and turn her toward the opposite ropes.
Flinging the towering blonde with a double Irish Whip, Locke is sent to the races, covering a lot of ground with her long strides before bouncing into the cables and returning. Locking hands, Seah’s left and Reiko’s right, Yuko’s weapons race toward an attempted decapitation of the challenger, though it’s not clear the Invaders have quite thought out the height differential that will make a clothesline nigh impossible.
Whether that’s what Ohno and Sin have in mind is not discovered as Ashley finds the wherewithal to lift a big boot and it THUNKS between the dark eyes of the Korean before the Asian grapplers can get close enough to cause the former Aphrodite any harm.
The back of Seah’s skull BANGS against the mat, her legs flying out in front of her as she’s ripped off her feet. For her part, a startled Reiko, wrenched off line in her attack by Seah’s momentarily clenched hand around hers, bounces off the big blonde.
As the ref tends to the semiconscious Sin, Pappy sneaks into the squared circle and, as Ohno sets her sight on the pit of Ashley’s left knee, the Greek beauty plows into Reiko from behind, bringing a double axhandle to the rear of the Invader’s braincase while doing so.
Ohno is flattened to the deck face first and, with the official still busy shoveling Seah to the sidelines, Addy claps her hands together loudly. Knowing well what her partner has in mind, Locke heads for the corner and Papadopolous takes the legal position, sinking her ruby-tipped nails into Reiko’s ebony mop.
Yuko screams bloody murder, shrieking at the underhanded exchange. The referee, showing a fair bit of faith in the Goddess, points to his ear and confirms to the FAWNatics and a less delighted Yuko he heard the tag, motioning the handover’s legal.
Ogura rips at her own hair in disbelief, a high-pitched squeal following the striped-shirt as the curvy Greek roughly tugs a dizzied Reiko to her feet and beyond. Adrianna launches the champ into the air in front of her and surrounds the golden midriff of the Yuko’s samurai. Securing the rear bearhug tightly, the Greek cinches her arms and makes drawing breath difficult for the Invader, Ohno’s eyes widening in distress, arms flailing behind her for a handhold on her foe but finding nothing.
Pappy shows her power with the embrace as she begins ragdolling the Yokohama native, whipping Reiko from side to side in her grip and finally tossing her aside like garbage toward the Invasion corner.
A frantic Ogura screams at Ohno to make it the rest of the way, though she adds a demand Seah reach out her hand instead of sticking out her own. Adrianna collects the pooled, gasping Ohno and lifts the Invader back to vertical. Suddenly, the challenger shoves Reiko forward and she grazes Ogura.
The connection is not lost on anyone in the arena, least of all Yuko who shakes her head hysterically. The ref and Addy wave the manager into the fray, Adrianna with a predatory grin. As the ref threatens to start a count, Yuko demands the Goddess move back. The official turns and shoos Papadopolous away several steps and a terrified Yuko skittishly enters.
Raising balled fists in front of her, Ogura demands the zebra let Adrianna go so the Greek can be given the beating of her life. However, as soon as the ref steps aside, Ogura quickly turns and slaps the shoulder of Seah.
Swallowing her concern like a good soldier, Sin enters quickly and covers Yuko’s departure. Seah, barely bigger than Ogura, if infinitely more able in the ring, is cornered by the closing Addy. Yuko’s ninja tries to sneak out the side, but Adrianna snatches her, both arms circling the golden-brown throat of the Korean. Pappy LAUNCHES the Invader high into the air, holding here there in a blatant double-fisted choke.
With the official starting his count, Adrianna transfers one of her hands to Seah’s hip and sends the Asian CRASHING down with a ring-rattling chokeslam that sends Sin bouncing a good inch off the canvas before Seah settles in a dazed starfish at the feet of the Goddess.
The dark-tressed Goddess Made Flesh then haughtily plants a black boot atop the heaving chest of the diminutive titleholder. The referee drops to his hands and knees and slaps out...
ONE...
TWO...
THRNOOOO!
At the veritable last possible instant, Seah is able to...well, kick out is too generous a description. More aptly, she benefited from the fact that Pappy didn't put much effort into her would-be pin, and the Korean was able to spasm with enough force to raise an elbow. That suited the Black Courtiers just fine; Adrianna merely wanted to demonstrate that she could end this match at any time of her choosing. She chooses now, however, to inflict a thrashing on the Asians that will leave their honorable ancestors whimpering in pain.
From the apron, Yuko shrieks commands at her ninja to take control of the match, but she might very well have just demanded that Sin lasso the moon (indeed, that would probably be less difficult at this moment). And with Reiko at last upright, but resting her head on the top rope to try and put a halt to the whirlwind swirling around inside of her braincase, any hope that she might be able to relieve her partner is a scant one, at best.
But Papadopolous hears the manager's words just fine, and she turns to focus her attention on the She-Shogun. Peeling the mewling Korean up off of the canvas, she lifts the petite persimmon up and hoists her up over her left shoulder, Seah's back draped painfully across the well-developed joint, drawing forth a howl as her spine is arched. Ogura brings her hands to her head and shuts her eyes tight as she grits her teeth in frustration, unwilling to bear witness to the abject failure of her wrestler, while Pappy holds her opponent up as if she were little more than a downy pillow. The Greek then decides to up the ante, and begins to shift Sin across both shoulders for a torture rack.
But it's at this moment that Seah calls upon what reserves of power and canniness she has left. Wrapping her arms around Adrianna's left arm, she snakes her legs around her adversary's right, and then she pulls both back, trapping the big brunette in a crucifix stretch. Startled by the lightning-quick turn of events, Pappy stumbles around, turning away from the tag champs' corner. With the referee directly in from of Papadopolous (and thus unable to see the Asians behind her), Ogura darts out between the ropes and jabs a knife finger thrust to the back of the Greek's left knee, causing her leg to buckle. Even as the brunette drops to one knee, Yuko is already back on her side of the ropes, the seeming picture of innocence.
The Goddess growls and attempts to rise up again, but Seah's squirming throws her off-balance, and the former tag champ finds herself toppling onto her back, the Asian still holding right to her limbs. But Sin is now able to pull her right arm free, and she stretches it up toward her partner; Ohno likewise stretches herself out as far as she can, until the partners are able to brush fingertips.
The zebra acknowledges the tag, and immediately tells the Korean to break her hold and exit the ring. However, Seah keeps her hold locked tight, thus keeping Pappy prone on the mat. That allows Reiko to scale the turnbuckles and perch in a crouch upon the top ropes. She leaps out into the air, executing a frog splash directly across the taut midriff of Adrianna, knocking air from her lungs with a whoosh. And just like that, the Invasion has the upper hand again.
After bouncing from the impact atop the flattened Adrianna, Ohno pushes her body tight to the breathless Greek Goddess, capturing the challenger’s muscular far leg in a cradle as she settles across the curvy frame of the brunette. The striped-shirt shakes his head sternly, motioning toward Sin.
“I’ll start when she’s out,” he confirms.
Yuko shrieks at both the gaijin ref for his unfair ruling and at her ninja to join her on the outside. Pappy kicks free of the pin just as Seah slides underneath the ropes at a count of ZERO!
Ogura slaps the top buckle angrily and speaks in her native language to the grappler from Yokohama. Reiko nods and tugs Addy off the canvas with a pair of hands buried in the lush dark locks of the Goddess. Ohno transfers her grip to a wrist and aims Papadopolous for the far ropes. She pivots and launches only to have Addy anchor herself and reverse the Irish Whip.
Instead, it’s the Invader thrown off at full speed. Reiko rebounds out of the cables and, with the member of the abbreviated Three still trying to regain her bearings, Ohno launches into her Cyclone Smash, knocking Pappy off her feet with a leaping. spinning shoulderblock.
Cyclone Smash (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1mL0uv8lCk )
Showing her immortal strength, Adrianna rolls out of her impact and back up to her feet almost as quickly as the Asian. A determined Ohno is racing at the risen Goddess and seems headed for Tartarus when Pappy scoops the Invader off the deck on her hip for a sidewalk slam. But Yuko’s samurai has too much momentum to be contained.
Reiko sweeps in an orbit around the Greek’s powerful form and ends her travels with a front facelock on the visitor from Olympus that quickly becomes a tilt-a-whirl DDT, the champion SPIKING Adrianna’s skull into the canvas.
Tilt-a-whirl DDT (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zigIfNnwtJk )
The incredible force brings the Goddess down from her Mount, Addy flopping to her back, dark eyes glassy. The crowd can feel a successful defense in the offing and so can a screaming Ogura. Reiko scrambles to the fallen FAWN deity and secures a lateral press. A worried Ashley takes a step through the ropes but appears tardy for the save when Pappy throws a shoulder off the canvas at TWO, drawing a look of concern from both Ohno and her manager.
Reiko, shoved up to her haunches by Adrianna’s escape, drops across the Goddess again and barely manages a ‘ONE’ count.
Ohno shrugs at her displeased general and hauls the busty brunette to her feet, perhaps wondering if the Greek is indeed everlasting. Ohno stuffs Papadopolous into a neutral corner and tries to Irish Whip Addy to the opposite side, but again the challenger has enough to turn things around. Pappy pirouettes neatly and throws Reiko to the far buckles. The springy Samurai, seemingly knowing Pappy is on the prowl and racing in behind her for something nasty, leaps onto the middle ropes and turns into a diving crossbody.
Diving crossbody ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fVba8BTGqs )
Unfortunately for the Invader, the Greek Goddess has her feet under her and she accepts the golden-skinned body of Ohno as a gift, a sacrifice that she makes plain by genuflecting and dropping Reiko’s spine across bended knee.
The Invader cries out in pain as her vertebrae are relocated. Pappy places a palm on Reiko’s thigh on one side, the other hand on her shoulder, turning the aching Asian into an ever-growing arch of agony. Having stretched out her foe’s spine for a good half-dozen seconds, Addy disdainfully shoves Ohno off her knee and rises slowly.
Though she would be lo to admit it, the mortals have taken something out of her, which only makes the fact she could simply tag the Goddess of Love all the more impressive. Together they could continue the death by deity. A glistening Addy slaps palms with the lithe and limber blonde and Locke folds through the cables.
To her credit, the waylaid Invader, body still arched from the back attack, has made it to her feet. Unfortunately, Reiko’s back is to the Invasion corner and her speed toward the outstretched hand of Seah and the beckoning voice of Yuko is a snail’s pace.
From behind, Ashley locks onto both biceps and pulls the wriggling Reiko toward her. Dipping her face to Ohno’s left shoulder, she provides the Japanese grappler Aphrodite’s Kiss, the signature involving more teeth than lips as Locke takes a Tyson-sized bite of the nape of Reiko’s neck.
Yuko’s samurai squeals in shock and pain and Ogura could nearly break glass with her high-pitched complaint, this one a rare rightful one. The ref immediately starts his count but Ashley only unclamps her jaw and removes her incisors at ‘FOUR’.
Appropriately distracted, Reiko is slow to respond as Locke steps in front of her, dips an arm between her legs and scoops the Invader onto her right shoulder. But the Goddess of Love has something else in mind than a pedestrian body slam. Instead, she walks the squirming Ohno to a neutral corner and plants Reiko in a Tree of Woe, locking the golden stems of the Asian over the top rope on either side of the buckles, then knotting the champ in place, heels over head.
With Yuko on the sidelines, looking like she might a blow a gasket, Ashley drags boot scrapes across the flawless features of the titleholder. Locke’s signature ‘Offering to Nike’ underway, the blonde Amazon totals a half dozen before the former Aphrodite turns and heads down the length of the ring. She rebounds past Adrianna and races back at the trapped Invader, dropping into a perfect baseball slide. Reiko’s only silver lining; Ashley’s not wearing spikes. However, her boot soles SLAM into the jaw of the trapped Invader, knocking Reiko loose from the Tree, but perhaps also knocking her out.
The lanky. long-legged blonde grabs an ankle and drags Ohno to center stage, cavewoman-style. The Goddess of Love genuflects, dropping her left knee atop the bosom of the demolished Invader for the…
ONE…
TWO…
A sprinting Seah dives into a dropkick to knock Ashley off her partner and keep the hopes of the Invasion alive. But as the Korean scrambles to her feet, she turns into the grasping right hand of the vertical blonde. Ashley’s fingers clench around Seah’s throat, Sin’s dark eyes bugging. But a second later, Seah’s able to gasp for air, as Yuko curbs her apprehension, if for a moment, to enter the squared circle and throw a chop block into the back of Locke’s right knee. In so doing, Ogura frees her ninja, but also convinces the visitor from Olympus it’s time to return and clean house.
Yuko quickly tries to make tracks back to the safety of her place outside of the ropes, but finds her retreat halted by a sharp yank of her long hair. She then feels a hand on her left shoulder, and like a leaf in a wind storm, she find herself spun around to face the humorless visage of the Greek Goddess. Somewhere in the recesses of her crafty mind, the she-shogun reassures herself that she can somehow talk herself out of this predicament. But as Adrianna's hand suddenly clamps around her throat, the only sound that Ogura is able to make is a gurgling "Yeep!"
Her grasp on the manager's windpipe secure, the Pappy forces her victim backward, until her back meets the turnbuckles. She then lifts Yuko up on tip toes, requiring the Japanese mastermind to awkwardly climb up the corner, until she's sitting upon the top turnbuckle. It is only now that Papadopolous permits herself the most menacing of half-smiles. And if Ogura looks deeply enough into her tormentor's eyes, she perhaps might find reflections there of what the olive-skinned brunette has in store for her. Lacking any such empathic insight, the fans can only imagine...and collectively, they imagine the manager being thrown from atop the turnbuckles and slamming to the canvas below with spine-rattling force.
Alas, the scenario must remain confined only to the realm of the imagination. For the Greek beauty now learns the hard way the simple truth that, no matter how hapless she may appear to be, you must NEVER give Yuko Ogura the barest opportunity to seek an advantage. Adrianna, having paused just a few heartbeats too long to savor the moment, is met with a sudden and dastardly double eye poke from the manager. Pappy shrieks and staggers backward...just as Seah manages to drop behind the statuesque wrestler and knock Addy’s feet out from under her. With a yelp, the brunette sails backward, hitting the mat hard enough to, momentarily at least, stunning her.
Compounding her sudden misfortune is the irony, Adrianna’s placed Ogura precisely where she is...in the catbird seat, so to speak. With a howling "BANSAI!", the diminutive manager leaps out into the air, and lands with both feet nailing Adrianna hard in the belly, causing her busty body to jackknife as the air is blown from her lungs.
With not four but five people roaming within the confines of the squared circle, the official is turning every which way, trying to regain control, but none of the grapplers seem all that interested in paying the man any heed.
The proud general of the Invasion stands atop a groaning Pappy. It might have been history’s most unusual pin if the Greek had been legal and if Ashley didn’t nearly wipe Yuko off the map with a malicious clothesline that spun Ogura through a violent backflip. The demolished manager oddly splashes down across Adrianna’s chest on her landing after the 270-degree spin. Again, the official can’t be tricked and doesn’t drop to the canvas for what’s now a semi-conscious lateral press of Yuko to Pappy.
Ashley skids to a stop after nearly removing Yuko’s head from her shoulders, the FAWNatics giving the Goddess of Love a rare hand, so happy are they to see the She-Shogun get what’s coming to her. With the general eliminated for the time being, Locke spins to find Ogura’s troops and finds Seah charging.
The diminutive Korean leaps at the blonde Amazon, legs extended. The coppery limbs clamp around Ashley’s braincase and Sin tries to rip Locke off her feet with a hurricarana, but the blonde beauty won’t have it, anchoring herself despite Yuko’s ninja trying her best.
Instead, Ashley slips her arms under Seah’s backside, cradling the Korean. A panicky Sin shakes her head wildly, Seah high on Locke’s shoulders and then not when Ashley sits out and POWERBOMBS the Invader into the deck. Sin bounces several inches off the canvas between Locke’s legs before settling, wrecked.
Ashley demands the ref count her foe out, but while Locke’s crippled two-thirds of the Invaders, the legal member, a recovered Reiko, whips a lightning-fast karate side kick into the jaw of the seated blonde. The impact rockets Ashley’s upper half to the mat, the former Aphrodite ending in a spreadeagle.
Ohno casts a quick look around and sees the carnage. At least the zebra is still standing and, knowing how Ashley had put the wood to her in the Tree of Woe not long ago, Yuko’s samurai knows very well who’s legal on the side of The Three (now Two). She dives atop Ashley in a crossbody pin, unable to hook a leg as they are still bracketing a weakly stirring Seah. The striped-shirt slaps the canvas for…
ONE…
TWO…
And Ashley proves herself immortal once more, shoving a shoulder up which in turn seems to stir Seah. A groaning Adrianna is also on the mend and a free-for-all is brewing once more.
Locke slowly pushes up to her haunches while the curvy Greek does likewise. Perhaps reflexively, they each take a quick glance to the upper stage, hoping to see the most fearsome force FAWN’s tag scene if not the entire organization had ever known, Pandora. But still there is no bronzed beach babe in all her bosomy glory bouncing down the aisle.
Standing between the distracted duo, her fellow Invaders slower to recover, their tiny frames more easily left inoperative, Reiko pivots left and right, CRAAACKING kick after kick into Ashley’s and Adrianna’s chest in turn. Left kick. Right kick. The crowd is soon getting into Yokohama’s version of a Rockette. A glistening, golden Ohno unleashes five a piece to the reeling challengers until she twists into consecutive spin kicks that brutally CLAP one after the other into the left temple of each present member of The Three. Pappy and Locke each spill to their right shoulder and hip, blasted by Reiko’s sensational display.
No longer attempting to shoo illegals out of the ring, the ref waits to see if Ohno will cover the correct contender, but she dives atop neither. Instead, she tends to her loopy leader, lightly tapping Ogura’s cheek until the manager-turned-wrestler starts to shake out of her stupor. Seah proves a bit more of a self re-starter, blinking her almond-shaped peepers wide as she works back to full coherence.
With Locke struggling to her feet, the feisty Ohno delivers a digging toe kick in the long lean expanse of Ashley’s abs. The Amazon doubles with a breathless groan. Seamlessly, Reiko tugs the blonde’s lowered head between her thighs and clamps down tight. Yuko’s samurai hooks her arms under those of the Goddess of Love and vaults the lanky challenger to vertical, ass over tea kettle.
And, as one Invader starts to send Ashley down the way she came with a vicious facebuster, Seah drops to a knee under the plummeting Locke, the facebuster turned to supercharged gutbuster.
Double Underhook Facebuster portion of move (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPtbdKZwYKc )
The slender, sinewy blonde barrel rolls away from being impaled, ending on her back, arms wrapped around her gut, baby blues bugging.
Knowing a pin on Locke wouldn’t be possible with Adrianna making her way out of recovery mode, the vicious champions turn to a rising Papadopolous. Ohno delivers another savage kick, this one to Addy’s navel and, with the curvy brunette’s braincase within easy reach, Seah snatches the fading Goddess into a side headlock. The diminutive Korean races to the ropes, tugging the Greek beauty along for the ride.
But instead of jumping into the ropes for a springboard, Sin shoots through them feet-first, letting the middle rope catch Adrianna by the throat with a despicably effective hot shot that bounces Addy back and up into a perfectly-placed dropkick to the back of her skull by Ohno that sends the brunette flying over the top strand, crashing and burning to the deck next to a smirking Seah, who wipes her hands melodramatically.
The elated Invaders wait for the inevitable boos, but instead there is a loud, frenzied buzz. As Sin climbs back in and all three members of the Invasion turn in unison to see what has the FAWNatics’ attention, the Asians’ and the crowd’s collective jaw drops.
There, looking like she’s walked through a tornado, a disheveled Pandora staggers down the ramp. Her top askew, the blonde behemoth sweeps her wildly tousled golden mane off her face with one hand and puts her scant pink bikini top back in place over her enormous gifts with the other.
[PANDORA]
Looking more like a woman in need of the cavalry than being a member of the reserves herself, the prodigal daughter of The Three wobbles from side to side, an obvious welt over her left eye. Inside the ring, the Invaders are aghast, Yuko particularly upset, though her shrieking at the other Invaders lessens when Panny stumbles and falls when she tries to make it up the ring steps.
Unhappy the odds have been “evened”, Ogura directs her Invaders to pull the dizzied Locke to her feet and bully the blasted blonde toward the challengers’ corner.
With the assembled unsure of what it all means, the presumption is Pandora is bad news for the Invasion. But the most feared woman in FAWN can barely use the ropes to pull herself up, the beach blonde already glistening with rivulets of perspiration.
Reaching her feet, Panny leans heavily over the cables while trying to regain her apparently rattled equilibrium. That is at least until Reiko, reaching over the ropes, sinks her nails into Pandora’s flaxen locks and tugs her foe’s noggin wildly from side to side then FAR back.
With Ashley’s follicles firmly clenched within her opposite palm, Locke’s head also drawn in reverse, Ohno BANGS the foreheads of the towering blondes together, the THUNK heard several rows back.
Ashley melts to her haunches within the ring, chin drooping to her chest. Outside, FAWN’s bosomy beast remains upright only by the grasping hand of Reiko. With her baby blues crossed, head bobbling, legs nearly giving out, Pandora receives further “assistance” by the name of Seah Sin.
Each Invader slips her head under a flaccid arm of Panny, while slipping a near arm over the back of the blonde’s neck. Together, barely, the tag team champs SLOWLY pull the big busty warrior up and o-o-o-o-over with a combined suplex. Pandora’s smooth, tanned frame SLAMS into the canvas. A seizure shakes Panny’s thickness before she falls still.
Curiously, standing outside the ring in The Three’s corner, the detestable businesswoman cum wrestler reaches a tiny hand over the ropes and a risen Ohno slaps it lightly. It’s unclear if the ref would have held the champs to the standard of getting a legal grappler in the ring at this point, but Yuko apparently wants to dot that ‘i’.
Instead of immediately entering, Yuko climbs to the top of the buckles from the outside. The crowd sounds like a hive of bees as they can hardly believe what they’re seeing.
Below, Reiko and Seah hit the sprawled Pandora with simultaneous kneedrops, Ohno’s to a temple, the sinister Seah’s to the juncture of Panny’s thighs.
Pandora’s body reacts as if 10,000 volts have been transferred from the Asians to her, the blonde’s curvy frame spasming until Reiko grabs the no longer quite so fearsome Pandora’s wrists while Seah holds her ankles. The official feigns complaints over the double-team while little Yuko becomes the world’s least experienced high flyer.
With Panny laid out in a single file in front of her, held down at both ends, the airborne general of the Invasion clears the kneeling, ducking Sin and lands her tiny derriere into the blonde’s breasts, flattening them as best she can under her miniscule mass with the Yuko-Zuna Butt Bomb from the top buckle.
The glorious leader sits atop Panny’s gurls, the soles of her boots pressing down on Pandora’s biceps as Reiko and Seah let loose of their handholds, the striped-shirt not quite lax enough to let them aid in the pin.
For whatever suspicious storm Pandora endured to get to the ring, the champs and, for god’s sake, little Yuko Ogura seem to have taken whatever remained in Pandora’s box.
And while Ashley and Adrianna struggle weakly to rouse themselves, Yuko freakin’ Ogura rides out a demolished Pandora for the…
ONE…
TWO…
THREEEEE!
The crowd erupts in disbelief, fans turning to each other open-mouthed and wide-eyed, hands on their heads.
Inside, Reiko and Seah mud-stomp Ashley through the ropes, the blonde joining her Greek compatriot while Yuko remains on her double-barreled throne, many in the crowd believing they’ve seen the penultimate sign of the apocalypse as Yuko raises her hands triumphant over the splattered Pandora.
It only get more surreal when, while Seah and Reiko move to the ropes to collect the title belts from a FAWN attendant, Yuko claims Panny’s pink top, slipping a set of fingers under the string between Panny’s massive gurls, then stripping her clean.
And the hits just keep on coming as a giggling Ogura scoots up Pandora flaccid frame and, despite the beach blonde’s weak protests, both physical and verbal, Ogura plants her little bum on Panny’s face, wiggling her hips to get comfortable, while Seah and Reiko make it a straddle train, Sin across Pandora’s waist, holding one belt, while Reiko is stationed across the late-arriving challenger’s shins, lifting the other hardware high.
Each woman delights in their dominance and wave to the upper stage. Cue several thousand head turns as the FAWNatics see a ragged set of Invaders above. Sayuki and Sayuri, signal back; Anzu grimacing slightly, Matsumoto sporting a few welts. But they also possess huge grins as they bow to the champions as the ring announcer places a cherry on the incredible tableau.
“Your winners and STILL FAWN tag team champions, Reiko Ohno, Seah Sin ANNNND Yuko Ogura…the ASIAN INVASION!”
“Our next match is scheduled for one fall with a 30-minute time limit and is for the FAWN Tag Team Championship. At a combined weight of four hundred and twenty-seven pounds… representing the Black Court, Ashley Locke, Pandora and Adrianna Papadopolous... they are... THE THHHRRREEEEEE!!!!!”
The curtains part and ‘Heavy Crown’ from Iggy and Ellie courses through the arena. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qQ-lvEZMV0 ).
That music is more than enough for the audience to let their emotions run wild. While no longer champions, after likely the most impressive run of dominance the organization had ever seen, the overwhelming favorites to win are unlikely to be considered favorites in any other sense. Still, with Invaders on the other side, the reaction is decidedly mixed.
Out step two unparalleled physical specimens. Yes…only two of The Three.
Pandora’s imposing frame is most noticeably missing and the remaining team members seem confused and reticent. It’s an odd look for both as they, with Pandora, form the most imposing team FAWN has ever known and the most successful champions in any division by a wide margin, having held their gold for more than 18 months before the Kanes pulled them off their mountain.
Without Pandora, the instinctive leader of the fulsome threesome, blonde and brunette stand shoulder-to-shoulder, the duo daunting but down their most magnificent member.
The Goddess of Love Ashley Locke still looks the part of an Amazon, a statuesque blonde at nearly six feet, with a good two thirds seemingly her limitless legs. Said gams are exquisitely sculpted and downright dangerous. Her chest is ‘armored’ with a red leather bikini top decorated with an intricate pattern of small metal studs. Her bottoms match the top, as do her pads and boots, though the pads are basic lycra, lacking any sort of adornment. A detail for the discerning eye, the outer edge of each boot is adorned with the stylized head and shoulders of a black horse.
[ASHLEY LOCKE]
To her left is FAWN’s Greek Goddess, Adrianna Papadopolous. It’s immediately clear Adrianna regards the filthy, teeming masses much as she did before her descent from the heavens, a deity gazing down from the heights. Her subjects stare, momentarily slackjawed at the Greek beauty, Addy in a black version of her original attire, appropriate for a member of Emily West’s Black Court.
Pappy adjusts her revealing bikini top, while the accompanying short, black, pleated skirt gives the look of a miniaturized toga, an occasional flash of the familiarly-hued blue panties still remaining beneath. Her elbow-pads and boots have gotten the Court treatment as well, namely basic black.
[ADRIANNA PAPADOPOLOUS]
The present members are legal participants as would Pandora be in the rare three-on-three battle, making her absence all the more troubling and suspicious for those putting money on the challengers.
The now poorly-named Three halt their advance at the end of the aisle, and as Ellie Goulding’s voice replaces Iggy’s, Papadopolous and Ashley slowly run their hands across their midriffs, showing they’re ready to reclaim the belts, even if confusion remains in their darting eyes.
“This heavy crown
You can't always please the crowd
But I am still not bowing down
This heavy crown
It comes and goes around
And when it's time, I'll pass it proud..."
“But bytch I got it now!”
As their music fades, Ashley drifts to the right side of the ring and Pappy to the left before each climbs onto the apron.
Adrianna and Locke each thread one luscious leg through the ropes and into the ring then follow with the opposite number. The challengers move to center stage, still glancing up to see if a tardy Pandora has arrived as reinforcement.
There the twosome wait, hoping to be joined by the busty blonde most consider the charter member of the trio instead of the three Invaders they are scheduled to battle for tag gold.
Doubts heighten when the Rising Sun flag supplants the FAWN logo on the FAWNtron, red sunbeams flowing out of a red disc. The crowd explodes both with excitement and a shower of boos, when familiar oriental music signals the Asian invaders who’d turned the FAWN tag world on its head in their first match back.
Not waiting for the Invasion from the Pacific Rim to present themselves, the crowd shows their immediate disdain for the despised army from the East. The arena speakers herald the B-team no longer, when Euphoria’s Valentine Jealousy make it clear the infamous Say-Say Combo of Matusmoto and Anzu have also been dethroned in a manner of speaking. ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVzfpD-xyqY )
Two shadowy figures in sweeping red satin robes appear, followed closely behind by the Invasion’s ever-present general/mogul Miss Yuko Ogura.
Japanese cuneiform emerges from the red disc on the FAWNtron, the symbols turning to English in an Asian script spelling out what is already obvious "Asian Invasion'.
Simultaneously, the mysterious duo sweep off their coverings, tossing them aside. The invading beauties are in matching blood red bikinis, accessorized with red boots and pads, Seah Sin and Reiko Ohno showing a unified front with their attire. Most important of all are their complementary gaudy gold belts, signifying their champion status. Each is laid over a shoulder of the women who had laid the Kanes low at RW&B.
Next to them, the tiny terror of a manger and tonight, wrestler, wears her eye-catching ensemble. Above Yuko has a top of white satin in front, black-n-white stripes from side to back. Below is the familiar gun metal gray with pinstripes but only in very daring proportions, the tiny ring of cloth held in place with a pair of jaunty suspenders. On her abbreviated but delectable stems are whalenet stockings leading to black business pumps and atop her long chestnut-colored locks is a black fedora.
The women are beaming and share a delighted bow toward each other. They move down the ramp, as the PA blares to life.
“And their opponents, accompanied AND JOINED by their manager Yuko Ogura…”
The crowd tests their lungs as they erupt in a torrent of jeers for the hated businesswoman.
“… from Yokohama, Japan and Kyongju, South Korea…Reiko Ohno and Seah Sin…THE ASIAN INVASION.”
[REIKO OHNO]
[SEAH SIN]
[YUKO OGURA]
The evil executive leads her forces to the ring, avoiding contact with the reaching hands on either side, Seah and Reiko careful to flank Yuko so no one can get close to their glorious leader.
Reaching the ring, Yuko sends the junior members of her Invasion around the ring in opposite directions, while she ascends the steps and enters with a shiteating grin firmly in place.
With Adrianna and Ashley receding to their corner, still anxiously glancing at the stage entrance, hoping for their counterpart’s arrival, Ohno and Sin reach the canvas in unison. They wait outside, the attention all on Yuko, FAWN’s Napoleon holding court with a microphone in her hand.
She raises the stick to her lips only to be buried under a cascade of boos. Ogura smirks and waits for the noise to subside. It is VERY slow to do so.
“Have you learned to believe me, stupid Americans?”
Orlando’s sunshine patriots jeer Ogura with every bit of their lung power.
Yuko signals for her Invaders to enter. Reiko and Seah bend their way through the ropes and move to their general, the Japanese crew congregating in the middle of the ring.
“My Samurai and my Little Dragon defeated those pitiful drunken Irishwomen. Just as I said they would. And now, the stupid woman who believes she runs this organization decides to make me a wrestler in tonight’s match.”
The FAWNatics clearly approve of Yuko having to defend herself inside the ropes and let her know. Ogura shakes her head with a smirk.
“You idiots will not get what you so desire. Knowing I will be in the ring to punish them, one of these pathetic fools has already run scared. If these idiots across from me were only so smart as poor Pandora. No matter. Together, we will teach them and Christian AND YOU a lesson you will NEVER forget.”
Ogura drops the microphone with a loud ‘THUD’ and the trio walk to their corner, the enraged crowd furious and more than willing to show it. As the catcalls flood the ring, Reiko and Seah hand over their gold and the three Invaders huddle, occasionally turning an eye toward the stage to confirm there is no late arrival.
Finally, it is Yuko’s ninja warrior, Reiko Ohno who steps toward the middle, Seah and Ogura taking their place on the sidelines.
The former Aphrodite, Ashley Locke, answers the call for the depleted challengers, she and Adrianna adjusting to the idea, the very reasonable idea, they can dispatch all three Invaders and bring back the belts to the Black Court without Panny’s invaluable presence.
Reiko pushes out of her corner cautiously and starts to circle, but Ashley doesn't have the patience for that, so she lunges straight into a lock-up. The two strain against one another, and Ohno impressively gives no ground to her larger opponent...for about five seconds. Then with a grunting growl, Locke roughly shoves the Asian away, sending her backpedaling a half-dozen or so paces. The smirk on the blonde's face makes plain her satisfaction with this demonstration of her superior raw power, while the features of the ninja remain inscrutable.
Somewhat surprisingly, Reiko raises her hands to silently signal a challenge to lock up again...a scenario which the Three-er is more than happy to help bring about. But just as they start to grasp one another, Ohno suddenly hooks the blonde's left arm with her own as the jet black-tressed beauty throws herself to the side, hiptossing the startled statuesque stunner over, and sending her crashing onto her godly-glutes with a thud. A snap kick to the space between her shoulder blades puts a look of pure pain on Locke's kisser, but that is swiftly replaced by a more dazed visage as Ohno grabs Ashley's hair, yanks her head back so that her face looks up to the arena ceiling, and then the Asian drops to one knee, even as she drills the point of her right elbow flush into her opponent's forehead.
Outside of the ropes, but in the uncustomary position of standing on the apron, Yuko approvingly claps, and then then with sharp inflections the she-shogun barks a command to Reiko, who complies without hesitation. Jumping back up to her feet, Ohno goes over to the Invasion's corner and slaps hands with her Seah; however, instead of exchanging places, Reiko returns to where the still stunned Locke sits, while Sin clambers up the ropes and perches herself effortlessly atop the turnbuckles.
The zebra snarls for the newly-minted tag champs to replace one another, but they ignore him as instead, Ohno presses a palm to Locke's face and shoves her onto her back with more than a bit of contemptuousness. She then grabs both of Ashley's legs and hooks them under her arms. Suddenly throwing herself backward, she slingshot launches the former goddess up and forward...and directly into Seah's missile top rope dropkick! The impact pert near removes Locke's head from her shoulders as her body violently flies back and lands on the canvas with a bounce. From her own corner, a stricken Adriana places her hands to her forehead in shock and disbelief, and has to actually turn away from the ring, as she's unable to bear the sight at this moment.
It's at this point that a curious development begins to emerge. From the introductions on, the response from the crowd to both teams has largely been boos and jeers. Now however, a small but growing contingent begins to chant "IN-VA-SION! IN-VA-SION! IN-VA-SION!". A similar number respond, not with outright support for the Three, but rather with the musical question of "WHERE IS PANNY? WHERE IS PANNY? WHERE IS PANNY?"
Yuko seems to enjoy both chants from the divided crowd, trolling the FAWNatics by leading the “WHERE IS PANNY?” chant with wildly waving arms. Inside the ring, Reiko and Seah join their general in enjoying their hot start. They bow toward each other before the ref takes Ohno by an elbow and leads her back toward the Invasion’s corner.
Sin’s left to deal with the downed Amazon and, giving up ten inches to the Goddess of Love, the Korean crewmember wants to keep the long lean blonde matbound. Dropping to a crouch above Ashley’s head, Seah tugs the still dazed Locke to a seated position.
The diminutive Asian DRIVES her right knee forward, dissecting the former Aphrodite’s shoulderblades while also wrapping her arms around either side of the blonde’s head, lacing and cupping her fingers under Ashley’s chin, and HAULING back on a chinlock that works well as an altered version of a camel clutch.
Seah nods, grin blossoming as she revels in her torture. She changes tactics as Locke tries to pry Sin’s hands from around her chin. The Invader releases and snatches Ashley’s wrists instead, drawing the arms toward her, the limbs going wide and behind the statuesque challenger. Ashley yelps in pain and the sound is music to Yuko’s perking ears.
“Do they look unbeatable now?” the businesswoman shouts. “We will destroy them. Believe me,” she insists.
But even as Ogura berates the crowd, Locke is starting to get her feet beneath her. As the blonde gets to her knees, Sin is forced stand to keep the pressure on and, as Ashley stands, Seah’s abbreviated stem drops back to the canvas. The tiny Korean grappler tries to keep control of her foe’s arms, but the Goddess of Love is proving to powerful, lifting them overhead and breaking free.
Ashley spins to face the wide-eyed, apprehensive Sin, but Seah is not shocked into inaction. She shoots a boot out, stomping it into Locke’s left knee. The lanky Amazon drops to the bony cap, wincing in pain.
With the challenger genuflecting before her, Seah wraps up the head of the flaxen-haired grappler in a front facelock and lays out, SLAMMING Ashley’s face into the deck with a dastardly DDT.
The force is considerable given the size differential and Locke groggily flops to her back in a wide spreadeagle.
Adrianna looks on in incredulity as the Invader dives atop Locke in a lateral press, ineffectively hooking Ashley’s incredibly long stem with her short, golden-brown arm. It’s enough for…
ONE…
TWO…
But no one seems surprised when Locke breaks free of the pinning predicament, shoving Seah off, Sin ending on her haunches. The Korean beauty takes a glance at Yuko. Receiving non-verbal instruction, she grabs Ashley’s long golden locks and leads the Goddess of Love to the Invasion’s corner like a greyhound on a leash, the crowd booing the reprehensible treatment of the challenger.
While Adrianna steams, Reiko stretches her arm as far as she’s able and slaps hands with her cohort. Again, the Invader tagging out is slow to exit and, as Ohno collects a wrist, Seah takes the other. The teammates lead a flagging Locke halfway down the ring and turn her toward the opposite ropes.
Flinging the towering blonde with a double Irish Whip, Locke is sent to the races, covering a lot of ground with her long strides before bouncing into the cables and returning. Locking hands, Seah’s left and Reiko’s right, Yuko’s weapons race toward an attempted decapitation of the challenger, though it’s not clear the Invaders have quite thought out the height differential that will make a clothesline nigh impossible.
Whether that’s what Ohno and Sin have in mind is not discovered as Ashley finds the wherewithal to lift a big boot and it THUNKS between the dark eyes of the Korean before the Asian grapplers can get close enough to cause the former Aphrodite any harm.
The back of Seah’s skull BANGS against the mat, her legs flying out in front of her as she’s ripped off her feet. For her part, a startled Reiko, wrenched off line in her attack by Seah’s momentarily clenched hand around hers, bounces off the big blonde.
As the ref tends to the semiconscious Sin, Pappy sneaks into the squared circle and, as Ohno sets her sight on the pit of Ashley’s left knee, the Greek beauty plows into Reiko from behind, bringing a double axhandle to the rear of the Invader’s braincase while doing so.
Ohno is flattened to the deck face first and, with the official still busy shoveling Seah to the sidelines, Addy claps her hands together loudly. Knowing well what her partner has in mind, Locke heads for the corner and Papadopolous takes the legal position, sinking her ruby-tipped nails into Reiko’s ebony mop.
Yuko screams bloody murder, shrieking at the underhanded exchange. The referee, showing a fair bit of faith in the Goddess, points to his ear and confirms to the FAWNatics and a less delighted Yuko he heard the tag, motioning the handover’s legal.
Ogura rips at her own hair in disbelief, a high-pitched squeal following the striped-shirt as the curvy Greek roughly tugs a dizzied Reiko to her feet and beyond. Adrianna launches the champ into the air in front of her and surrounds the golden midriff of the Yuko’s samurai. Securing the rear bearhug tightly, the Greek cinches her arms and makes drawing breath difficult for the Invader, Ohno’s eyes widening in distress, arms flailing behind her for a handhold on her foe but finding nothing.
Pappy shows her power with the embrace as she begins ragdolling the Yokohama native, whipping Reiko from side to side in her grip and finally tossing her aside like garbage toward the Invasion corner.
A frantic Ogura screams at Ohno to make it the rest of the way, though she adds a demand Seah reach out her hand instead of sticking out her own. Adrianna collects the pooled, gasping Ohno and lifts the Invader back to vertical. Suddenly, the challenger shoves Reiko forward and she grazes Ogura.
The connection is not lost on anyone in the arena, least of all Yuko who shakes her head hysterically. The ref and Addy wave the manager into the fray, Adrianna with a predatory grin. As the ref threatens to start a count, Yuko demands the Goddess move back. The official turns and shoos Papadopolous away several steps and a terrified Yuko skittishly enters.
Raising balled fists in front of her, Ogura demands the zebra let Adrianna go so the Greek can be given the beating of her life. However, as soon as the ref steps aside, Ogura quickly turns and slaps the shoulder of Seah.
Swallowing her concern like a good soldier, Sin enters quickly and covers Yuko’s departure. Seah, barely bigger than Ogura, if infinitely more able in the ring, is cornered by the closing Addy. Yuko’s ninja tries to sneak out the side, but Adrianna snatches her, both arms circling the golden-brown throat of the Korean. Pappy LAUNCHES the Invader high into the air, holding here there in a blatant double-fisted choke.
With the official starting his count, Adrianna transfers one of her hands to Seah’s hip and sends the Asian CRASHING down with a ring-rattling chokeslam that sends Sin bouncing a good inch off the canvas before Seah settles in a dazed starfish at the feet of the Goddess.
The dark-tressed Goddess Made Flesh then haughtily plants a black boot atop the heaving chest of the diminutive titleholder. The referee drops to his hands and knees and slaps out...
ONE...
TWO...
THRNOOOO!
At the veritable last possible instant, Seah is able to...well, kick out is too generous a description. More aptly, she benefited from the fact that Pappy didn't put much effort into her would-be pin, and the Korean was able to spasm with enough force to raise an elbow. That suited the Black Courtiers just fine; Adrianna merely wanted to demonstrate that she could end this match at any time of her choosing. She chooses now, however, to inflict a thrashing on the Asians that will leave their honorable ancestors whimpering in pain.
From the apron, Yuko shrieks commands at her ninja to take control of the match, but she might very well have just demanded that Sin lasso the moon (indeed, that would probably be less difficult at this moment). And with Reiko at last upright, but resting her head on the top rope to try and put a halt to the whirlwind swirling around inside of her braincase, any hope that she might be able to relieve her partner is a scant one, at best.
But Papadopolous hears the manager's words just fine, and she turns to focus her attention on the She-Shogun. Peeling the mewling Korean up off of the canvas, she lifts the petite persimmon up and hoists her up over her left shoulder, Seah's back draped painfully across the well-developed joint, drawing forth a howl as her spine is arched. Ogura brings her hands to her head and shuts her eyes tight as she grits her teeth in frustration, unwilling to bear witness to the abject failure of her wrestler, while Pappy holds her opponent up as if she were little more than a downy pillow. The Greek then decides to up the ante, and begins to shift Sin across both shoulders for a torture rack.
But it's at this moment that Seah calls upon what reserves of power and canniness she has left. Wrapping her arms around Adrianna's left arm, she snakes her legs around her adversary's right, and then she pulls both back, trapping the big brunette in a crucifix stretch. Startled by the lightning-quick turn of events, Pappy stumbles around, turning away from the tag champs' corner. With the referee directly in from of Papadopolous (and thus unable to see the Asians behind her), Ogura darts out between the ropes and jabs a knife finger thrust to the back of the Greek's left knee, causing her leg to buckle. Even as the brunette drops to one knee, Yuko is already back on her side of the ropes, the seeming picture of innocence.
The Goddess growls and attempts to rise up again, but Seah's squirming throws her off-balance, and the former tag champ finds herself toppling onto her back, the Asian still holding right to her limbs. But Sin is now able to pull her right arm free, and she stretches it up toward her partner; Ohno likewise stretches herself out as far as she can, until the partners are able to brush fingertips.
The zebra acknowledges the tag, and immediately tells the Korean to break her hold and exit the ring. However, Seah keeps her hold locked tight, thus keeping Pappy prone on the mat. That allows Reiko to scale the turnbuckles and perch in a crouch upon the top ropes. She leaps out into the air, executing a frog splash directly across the taut midriff of Adrianna, knocking air from her lungs with a whoosh. And just like that, the Invasion has the upper hand again.
After bouncing from the impact atop the flattened Adrianna, Ohno pushes her body tight to the breathless Greek Goddess, capturing the challenger’s muscular far leg in a cradle as she settles across the curvy frame of the brunette. The striped-shirt shakes his head sternly, motioning toward Sin.
“I’ll start when she’s out,” he confirms.
Yuko shrieks at both the gaijin ref for his unfair ruling and at her ninja to join her on the outside. Pappy kicks free of the pin just as Seah slides underneath the ropes at a count of ZERO!
Ogura slaps the top buckle angrily and speaks in her native language to the grappler from Yokohama. Reiko nods and tugs Addy off the canvas with a pair of hands buried in the lush dark locks of the Goddess. Ohno transfers her grip to a wrist and aims Papadopolous for the far ropes. She pivots and launches only to have Addy anchor herself and reverse the Irish Whip.
Instead, it’s the Invader thrown off at full speed. Reiko rebounds out of the cables and, with the member of the abbreviated Three still trying to regain her bearings, Ohno launches into her Cyclone Smash, knocking Pappy off her feet with a leaping. spinning shoulderblock.
Cyclone Smash (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1mL0uv8lCk )
Showing her immortal strength, Adrianna rolls out of her impact and back up to her feet almost as quickly as the Asian. A determined Ohno is racing at the risen Goddess and seems headed for Tartarus when Pappy scoops the Invader off the deck on her hip for a sidewalk slam. But Yuko’s samurai has too much momentum to be contained.
Reiko sweeps in an orbit around the Greek’s powerful form and ends her travels with a front facelock on the visitor from Olympus that quickly becomes a tilt-a-whirl DDT, the champion SPIKING Adrianna’s skull into the canvas.
Tilt-a-whirl DDT (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zigIfNnwtJk )
The incredible force brings the Goddess down from her Mount, Addy flopping to her back, dark eyes glassy. The crowd can feel a successful defense in the offing and so can a screaming Ogura. Reiko scrambles to the fallen FAWN deity and secures a lateral press. A worried Ashley takes a step through the ropes but appears tardy for the save when Pappy throws a shoulder off the canvas at TWO, drawing a look of concern from both Ohno and her manager.
Reiko, shoved up to her haunches by Adrianna’s escape, drops across the Goddess again and barely manages a ‘ONE’ count.
Ohno shrugs at her displeased general and hauls the busty brunette to her feet, perhaps wondering if the Greek is indeed everlasting. Ohno stuffs Papadopolous into a neutral corner and tries to Irish Whip Addy to the opposite side, but again the challenger has enough to turn things around. Pappy pirouettes neatly and throws Reiko to the far buckles. The springy Samurai, seemingly knowing Pappy is on the prowl and racing in behind her for something nasty, leaps onto the middle ropes and turns into a diving crossbody.
Diving crossbody ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fVba8BTGqs )
Unfortunately for the Invader, the Greek Goddess has her feet under her and she accepts the golden-skinned body of Ohno as a gift, a sacrifice that she makes plain by genuflecting and dropping Reiko’s spine across bended knee.
The Invader cries out in pain as her vertebrae are relocated. Pappy places a palm on Reiko’s thigh on one side, the other hand on her shoulder, turning the aching Asian into an ever-growing arch of agony. Having stretched out her foe’s spine for a good half-dozen seconds, Addy disdainfully shoves Ohno off her knee and rises slowly.
Though she would be lo to admit it, the mortals have taken something out of her, which only makes the fact she could simply tag the Goddess of Love all the more impressive. Together they could continue the death by deity. A glistening Addy slaps palms with the lithe and limber blonde and Locke folds through the cables.
To her credit, the waylaid Invader, body still arched from the back attack, has made it to her feet. Unfortunately, Reiko’s back is to the Invasion corner and her speed toward the outstretched hand of Seah and the beckoning voice of Yuko is a snail’s pace.
From behind, Ashley locks onto both biceps and pulls the wriggling Reiko toward her. Dipping her face to Ohno’s left shoulder, she provides the Japanese grappler Aphrodite’s Kiss, the signature involving more teeth than lips as Locke takes a Tyson-sized bite of the nape of Reiko’s neck.
Yuko’s samurai squeals in shock and pain and Ogura could nearly break glass with her high-pitched complaint, this one a rare rightful one. The ref immediately starts his count but Ashley only unclamps her jaw and removes her incisors at ‘FOUR’.
Appropriately distracted, Reiko is slow to respond as Locke steps in front of her, dips an arm between her legs and scoops the Invader onto her right shoulder. But the Goddess of Love has something else in mind than a pedestrian body slam. Instead, she walks the squirming Ohno to a neutral corner and plants Reiko in a Tree of Woe, locking the golden stems of the Asian over the top rope on either side of the buckles, then knotting the champ in place, heels over head.
With Yuko on the sidelines, looking like she might a blow a gasket, Ashley drags boot scrapes across the flawless features of the titleholder. Locke’s signature ‘Offering to Nike’ underway, the blonde Amazon totals a half dozen before the former Aphrodite turns and heads down the length of the ring. She rebounds past Adrianna and races back at the trapped Invader, dropping into a perfect baseball slide. Reiko’s only silver lining; Ashley’s not wearing spikes. However, her boot soles SLAM into the jaw of the trapped Invader, knocking Reiko loose from the Tree, but perhaps also knocking her out.
The lanky. long-legged blonde grabs an ankle and drags Ohno to center stage, cavewoman-style. The Goddess of Love genuflects, dropping her left knee atop the bosom of the demolished Invader for the…
ONE…
TWO…
A sprinting Seah dives into a dropkick to knock Ashley off her partner and keep the hopes of the Invasion alive. But as the Korean scrambles to her feet, she turns into the grasping right hand of the vertical blonde. Ashley’s fingers clench around Seah’s throat, Sin’s dark eyes bugging. But a second later, Seah’s able to gasp for air, as Yuko curbs her apprehension, if for a moment, to enter the squared circle and throw a chop block into the back of Locke’s right knee. In so doing, Ogura frees her ninja, but also convinces the visitor from Olympus it’s time to return and clean house.
Yuko quickly tries to make tracks back to the safety of her place outside of the ropes, but finds her retreat halted by a sharp yank of her long hair. She then feels a hand on her left shoulder, and like a leaf in a wind storm, she find herself spun around to face the humorless visage of the Greek Goddess. Somewhere in the recesses of her crafty mind, the she-shogun reassures herself that she can somehow talk herself out of this predicament. But as Adrianna's hand suddenly clamps around her throat, the only sound that Ogura is able to make is a gurgling "Yeep!"
Her grasp on the manager's windpipe secure, the Pappy forces her victim backward, until her back meets the turnbuckles. She then lifts Yuko up on tip toes, requiring the Japanese mastermind to awkwardly climb up the corner, until she's sitting upon the top turnbuckle. It is only now that Papadopolous permits herself the most menacing of half-smiles. And if Ogura looks deeply enough into her tormentor's eyes, she perhaps might find reflections there of what the olive-skinned brunette has in store for her. Lacking any such empathic insight, the fans can only imagine...and collectively, they imagine the manager being thrown from atop the turnbuckles and slamming to the canvas below with spine-rattling force.
Alas, the scenario must remain confined only to the realm of the imagination. For the Greek beauty now learns the hard way the simple truth that, no matter how hapless she may appear to be, you must NEVER give Yuko Ogura the barest opportunity to seek an advantage. Adrianna, having paused just a few heartbeats too long to savor the moment, is met with a sudden and dastardly double eye poke from the manager. Pappy shrieks and staggers backward...just as Seah manages to drop behind the statuesque wrestler and knock Addy’s feet out from under her. With a yelp, the brunette sails backward, hitting the mat hard enough to, momentarily at least, stunning her.
Compounding her sudden misfortune is the irony, Adrianna’s placed Ogura precisely where she is...in the catbird seat, so to speak. With a howling "BANSAI!", the diminutive manager leaps out into the air, and lands with both feet nailing Adrianna hard in the belly, causing her busty body to jackknife as the air is blown from her lungs.
With not four but five people roaming within the confines of the squared circle, the official is turning every which way, trying to regain control, but none of the grapplers seem all that interested in paying the man any heed.
The proud general of the Invasion stands atop a groaning Pappy. It might have been history’s most unusual pin if the Greek had been legal and if Ashley didn’t nearly wipe Yuko off the map with a malicious clothesline that spun Ogura through a violent backflip. The demolished manager oddly splashes down across Adrianna’s chest on her landing after the 270-degree spin. Again, the official can’t be tricked and doesn’t drop to the canvas for what’s now a semi-conscious lateral press of Yuko to Pappy.
Ashley skids to a stop after nearly removing Yuko’s head from her shoulders, the FAWNatics giving the Goddess of Love a rare hand, so happy are they to see the She-Shogun get what’s coming to her. With the general eliminated for the time being, Locke spins to find Ogura’s troops and finds Seah charging.
The diminutive Korean leaps at the blonde Amazon, legs extended. The coppery limbs clamp around Ashley’s braincase and Sin tries to rip Locke off her feet with a hurricarana, but the blonde beauty won’t have it, anchoring herself despite Yuko’s ninja trying her best.
Instead, Ashley slips her arms under Seah’s backside, cradling the Korean. A panicky Sin shakes her head wildly, Seah high on Locke’s shoulders and then not when Ashley sits out and POWERBOMBS the Invader into the deck. Sin bounces several inches off the canvas between Locke’s legs before settling, wrecked.
Ashley demands the ref count her foe out, but while Locke’s crippled two-thirds of the Invaders, the legal member, a recovered Reiko, whips a lightning-fast karate side kick into the jaw of the seated blonde. The impact rockets Ashley’s upper half to the mat, the former Aphrodite ending in a spreadeagle.
Ohno casts a quick look around and sees the carnage. At least the zebra is still standing and, knowing how Ashley had put the wood to her in the Tree of Woe not long ago, Yuko’s samurai knows very well who’s legal on the side of The Three (now Two). She dives atop Ashley in a crossbody pin, unable to hook a leg as they are still bracketing a weakly stirring Seah. The striped-shirt slaps the canvas for…
ONE…
TWO…
And Ashley proves herself immortal once more, shoving a shoulder up which in turn seems to stir Seah. A groaning Adrianna is also on the mend and a free-for-all is brewing once more.
Locke slowly pushes up to her haunches while the curvy Greek does likewise. Perhaps reflexively, they each take a quick glance to the upper stage, hoping to see the most fearsome force FAWN’s tag scene if not the entire organization had ever known, Pandora. But still there is no bronzed beach babe in all her bosomy glory bouncing down the aisle.
Standing between the distracted duo, her fellow Invaders slower to recover, their tiny frames more easily left inoperative, Reiko pivots left and right, CRAAACKING kick after kick into Ashley’s and Adrianna’s chest in turn. Left kick. Right kick. The crowd is soon getting into Yokohama’s version of a Rockette. A glistening, golden Ohno unleashes five a piece to the reeling challengers until she twists into consecutive spin kicks that brutally CLAP one after the other into the left temple of each present member of The Three. Pappy and Locke each spill to their right shoulder and hip, blasted by Reiko’s sensational display.
No longer attempting to shoo illegals out of the ring, the ref waits to see if Ohno will cover the correct contender, but she dives atop neither. Instead, she tends to her loopy leader, lightly tapping Ogura’s cheek until the manager-turned-wrestler starts to shake out of her stupor. Seah proves a bit more of a self re-starter, blinking her almond-shaped peepers wide as she works back to full coherence.
With Locke struggling to her feet, the feisty Ohno delivers a digging toe kick in the long lean expanse of Ashley’s abs. The Amazon doubles with a breathless groan. Seamlessly, Reiko tugs the blonde’s lowered head between her thighs and clamps down tight. Yuko’s samurai hooks her arms under those of the Goddess of Love and vaults the lanky challenger to vertical, ass over tea kettle.
And, as one Invader starts to send Ashley down the way she came with a vicious facebuster, Seah drops to a knee under the plummeting Locke, the facebuster turned to supercharged gutbuster.
Double Underhook Facebuster portion of move (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPtbdKZwYKc )
The slender, sinewy blonde barrel rolls away from being impaled, ending on her back, arms wrapped around her gut, baby blues bugging.
Knowing a pin on Locke wouldn’t be possible with Adrianna making her way out of recovery mode, the vicious champions turn to a rising Papadopolous. Ohno delivers another savage kick, this one to Addy’s navel and, with the curvy brunette’s braincase within easy reach, Seah snatches the fading Goddess into a side headlock. The diminutive Korean races to the ropes, tugging the Greek beauty along for the ride.
But instead of jumping into the ropes for a springboard, Sin shoots through them feet-first, letting the middle rope catch Adrianna by the throat with a despicably effective hot shot that bounces Addy back and up into a perfectly-placed dropkick to the back of her skull by Ohno that sends the brunette flying over the top strand, crashing and burning to the deck next to a smirking Seah, who wipes her hands melodramatically.
The elated Invaders wait for the inevitable boos, but instead there is a loud, frenzied buzz. As Sin climbs back in and all three members of the Invasion turn in unison to see what has the FAWNatics’ attention, the Asians’ and the crowd’s collective jaw drops.
There, looking like she’s walked through a tornado, a disheveled Pandora staggers down the ramp. Her top askew, the blonde behemoth sweeps her wildly tousled golden mane off her face with one hand and puts her scant pink bikini top back in place over her enormous gifts with the other.
[PANDORA]
Looking more like a woman in need of the cavalry than being a member of the reserves herself, the prodigal daughter of The Three wobbles from side to side, an obvious welt over her left eye. Inside the ring, the Invaders are aghast, Yuko particularly upset, though her shrieking at the other Invaders lessens when Panny stumbles and falls when she tries to make it up the ring steps.
Unhappy the odds have been “evened”, Ogura directs her Invaders to pull the dizzied Locke to her feet and bully the blasted blonde toward the challengers’ corner.
With the assembled unsure of what it all means, the presumption is Pandora is bad news for the Invasion. But the most feared woman in FAWN can barely use the ropes to pull herself up, the beach blonde already glistening with rivulets of perspiration.
Reaching her feet, Panny leans heavily over the cables while trying to regain her apparently rattled equilibrium. That is at least until Reiko, reaching over the ropes, sinks her nails into Pandora’s flaxen locks and tugs her foe’s noggin wildly from side to side then FAR back.
With Ashley’s follicles firmly clenched within her opposite palm, Locke’s head also drawn in reverse, Ohno BANGS the foreheads of the towering blondes together, the THUNK heard several rows back.
Ashley melts to her haunches within the ring, chin drooping to her chest. Outside, FAWN’s bosomy beast remains upright only by the grasping hand of Reiko. With her baby blues crossed, head bobbling, legs nearly giving out, Pandora receives further “assistance” by the name of Seah Sin.
Each Invader slips her head under a flaccid arm of Panny, while slipping a near arm over the back of the blonde’s neck. Together, barely, the tag team champs SLOWLY pull the big busty warrior up and o-o-o-o-over with a combined suplex. Pandora’s smooth, tanned frame SLAMS into the canvas. A seizure shakes Panny’s thickness before she falls still.
Curiously, standing outside the ring in The Three’s corner, the detestable businesswoman cum wrestler reaches a tiny hand over the ropes and a risen Ohno slaps it lightly. It’s unclear if the ref would have held the champs to the standard of getting a legal grappler in the ring at this point, but Yuko apparently wants to dot that ‘i’.
Instead of immediately entering, Yuko climbs to the top of the buckles from the outside. The crowd sounds like a hive of bees as they can hardly believe what they’re seeing.
Below, Reiko and Seah hit the sprawled Pandora with simultaneous kneedrops, Ohno’s to a temple, the sinister Seah’s to the juncture of Panny’s thighs.
Pandora’s body reacts as if 10,000 volts have been transferred from the Asians to her, the blonde’s curvy frame spasming until Reiko grabs the no longer quite so fearsome Pandora’s wrists while Seah holds her ankles. The official feigns complaints over the double-team while little Yuko becomes the world’s least experienced high flyer.
With Panny laid out in a single file in front of her, held down at both ends, the airborne general of the Invasion clears the kneeling, ducking Sin and lands her tiny derriere into the blonde’s breasts, flattening them as best she can under her miniscule mass with the Yuko-Zuna Butt Bomb from the top buckle.
The glorious leader sits atop Panny’s gurls, the soles of her boots pressing down on Pandora’s biceps as Reiko and Seah let loose of their handholds, the striped-shirt not quite lax enough to let them aid in the pin.
For whatever suspicious storm Pandora endured to get to the ring, the champs and, for god’s sake, little Yuko Ogura seem to have taken whatever remained in Pandora’s box.
And while Ashley and Adrianna struggle weakly to rouse themselves, Yuko freakin’ Ogura rides out a demolished Pandora for the…
ONE…
TWO…
THREEEEE!
The crowd erupts in disbelief, fans turning to each other open-mouthed and wide-eyed, hands on their heads.
Inside, Reiko and Seah mud-stomp Ashley through the ropes, the blonde joining her Greek compatriot while Yuko remains on her double-barreled throne, many in the crowd believing they’ve seen the penultimate sign of the apocalypse as Yuko raises her hands triumphant over the splattered Pandora.
It only get more surreal when, while Seah and Reiko move to the ropes to collect the title belts from a FAWN attendant, Yuko claims Panny’s pink top, slipping a set of fingers under the string between Panny’s massive gurls, then stripping her clean.
And the hits just keep on coming as a giggling Ogura scoots up Pandora flaccid frame and, despite the beach blonde’s weak protests, both physical and verbal, Ogura plants her little bum on Panny’s face, wiggling her hips to get comfortable, while Seah and Reiko make it a straddle train, Sin across Pandora’s waist, holding one belt, while Reiko is stationed across the late-arriving challenger’s shins, lifting the other hardware high.
Each woman delights in their dominance and wave to the upper stage. Cue several thousand head turns as the FAWNatics see a ragged set of Invaders above. Sayuki and Sayuri, signal back; Anzu grimacing slightly, Matsumoto sporting a few welts. But they also possess huge grins as they bow to the champions as the ring announcer places a cherry on the incredible tableau.
“Your winners and STILL FAWN tag team champions, Reiko Ohno, Seah Sin ANNNND Yuko Ogura…the ASIAN INVASION!”