Commissioner's Announcement (corrected for Phi Theta Kappa)
Aug 20, 2017 18:41:37 GMT
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Post by hawkeye on Aug 20, 2017 18:41:37 GMT
Courtesy FAWN’s YouTube channel and other appropriate outlets:
The tableau opens with the high back of a boardroom chair tucked neatly behind an ornate oaken desk. Slowly the furniture turns and staring down the lens is a calm, collected Bethany Christian, the chief executive of FAWN. In her customary thousand-dollar, charcoal suit and skirt, the commissioner beams like the cat who ate the canary.
BETHANY CHRISTIAN
“Good evening, everyone. I’d like to thank each and every one of the FAWNatics out there for supporting our product. We couldn’t do it without you. Your dollars allow us to keep the top female talent in the business on our roster. And, as part of our growing efforts to utilize every part of our roster and grow the brand, I have an exciting announcement.”
Christian opens a portfolio and scans the contents.
“To have our tag team scene flourish, we need to not only put on the best title and top contender matches on the Pay-Per-Views, but also need to develop teams to bubble up those roles. In order to encourage this, I am proudly announcing the Queens of the Ring tournament.
“Twenty teams from across the gamut of our roster will vie for the moniker and I expect nothing but the most heated competition FAWN may have ever seen. Forty women competing for what only two can claim.
“So, without further adieu, let’s take a look at what we’re calling the First Four. These are first round matches with winners joining twelve other teams already in the Round of 16.”
The screen fades to a March Madness-like bracket with four match-ups leading into main bracket.
“Our first match-up will be a veteran team that could use this tourney to prove they still belong in the bigs versus a team that’s just off the bus from Bangor and I’m sure wants to make an impression.”
The two teams fill into the bracket…PTA followed closely behind by FIC.
“I’ll let you millennials let everyone know what FIC means. In any case, the Pretty Tough Angels, Charlotte Coles and Agnes Appleby, will hope to show the noobs, Harriet Larkin and Lyra Faulk what FAWN is all about.”
CHARLOTTE COLES – AGNES APPLEBY
HARRIET LARKIN – LYRA FAULK
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“Qualifying match number two should be quite a contrast in styles and attitudes as we have Mississippi Gambler Alana Kash and her partner the head of the BJ ranch, Beth Jenkins battling FAWN’s most enigmatic superstars and superheroines Crimson Dawn and Azul Aurora.”
ALANA KASH – BETH JENKINS
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CRIMSON DAWN – AZUL AURORA
“Moving to opener number three, America’s beloved babyfaces try to make an impact. The legacy of the Mitchell clan lives with Skylar and her Sweetheart-in-crime will be there in support, Charlie Dawson. Will they be able to survive against the mean girls from FAWN’s blacklisted sorority, Phi Theta Kappa, Allison Addison and Piper Sexton.”
SKYLAR MITCHELL- CHARLIE DAWSON
ALLISON ADDISON – PIPER SEXTON
“And our final qualifier looks to be the main event of the round as two veteran teams trying to gain momentum in the division will face off. The barely covered beauties from Scandinavia, the Swedish Bikini Team, Ingrid Hallstrom and Kolina Naslund tag against the biggest behinds in the business, the Rumpshaker LaKeisha Bates and the Siren Kendra LaRue.”
INGRID HALLSTROM – KOLINA NASLUND
LAKEISHA BATES – KENDRA LARUE
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The shot comes back to the boss.
“And there you have it FAWNatics. Enjoy to your heart’s content our new online content with the tournament final available on Pay-Per-View. Ladies, may the best team win.”
The screen fades to black.
The tableau opens with the high back of a boardroom chair tucked neatly behind an ornate oaken desk. Slowly the furniture turns and staring down the lens is a calm, collected Bethany Christian, the chief executive of FAWN. In her customary thousand-dollar, charcoal suit and skirt, the commissioner beams like the cat who ate the canary.
BETHANY CHRISTIAN
“Good evening, everyone. I’d like to thank each and every one of the FAWNatics out there for supporting our product. We couldn’t do it without you. Your dollars allow us to keep the top female talent in the business on our roster. And, as part of our growing efforts to utilize every part of our roster and grow the brand, I have an exciting announcement.”
Christian opens a portfolio and scans the contents.
“To have our tag team scene flourish, we need to not only put on the best title and top contender matches on the Pay-Per-Views, but also need to develop teams to bubble up those roles. In order to encourage this, I am proudly announcing the Queens of the Ring tournament.
“Twenty teams from across the gamut of our roster will vie for the moniker and I expect nothing but the most heated competition FAWN may have ever seen. Forty women competing for what only two can claim.
“So, without further adieu, let’s take a look at what we’re calling the First Four. These are first round matches with winners joining twelve other teams already in the Round of 16.”
The screen fades to a March Madness-like bracket with four match-ups leading into main bracket.
“Our first match-up will be a veteran team that could use this tourney to prove they still belong in the bigs versus a team that’s just off the bus from Bangor and I’m sure wants to make an impression.”
The two teams fill into the bracket…PTA followed closely behind by FIC.
“I’ll let you millennials let everyone know what FIC means. In any case, the Pretty Tough Angels, Charlotte Coles and Agnes Appleby, will hope to show the noobs, Harriet Larkin and Lyra Faulk what FAWN is all about.”
CHARLOTTE COLES – AGNES APPLEBY
HARRIET LARKIN – LYRA FAULK
“Qualifying match number two should be quite a contrast in styles and attitudes as we have Mississippi Gambler Alana Kash and her partner the head of the BJ ranch, Beth Jenkins battling FAWN’s most enigmatic superstars and superheroines Crimson Dawn and Azul Aurora.”
ALANA KASH – BETH JENKINS
CRIMSON DAWN – AZUL AURORA
“Moving to opener number three, America’s beloved babyfaces try to make an impact. The legacy of the Mitchell clan lives with Skylar and her Sweetheart-in-crime will be there in support, Charlie Dawson. Will they be able to survive against the mean girls from FAWN’s blacklisted sorority, Phi Theta Kappa, Allison Addison and Piper Sexton.”
SKYLAR MITCHELL- CHARLIE DAWSON
ALLISON ADDISON – PIPER SEXTON
“And our final qualifier looks to be the main event of the round as two veteran teams trying to gain momentum in the division will face off. The barely covered beauties from Scandinavia, the Swedish Bikini Team, Ingrid Hallstrom and Kolina Naslund tag against the biggest behinds in the business, the Rumpshaker LaKeisha Bates and the Siren Kendra LaRue.”
INGRID HALLSTROM – KOLINA NASLUND
LAKEISHA BATES – KENDRA LARUE
The shot comes back to the boss.
“And there you have it FAWNatics. Enjoy to your heart’s content our new online content with the tournament final available on Pay-Per-View. Ladies, may the best team win.”
The screen fades to black.
