Post by hawkeye on Apr 22, 2024 23:27:16 GMT
“The following match is scheduled for one fall…”
It’s at this moment that “Monster” by Paramore begins to blast all over the speakers. A blonde struts behind the curtain holding a pocket mirror. She admires her beautiful blonde hair as she smiles and adjusts her lip gloss. The petite beauty also has a diamond-studded microphone in her hand as she looks out into the audience. She is wearing a matching two-piece diamond studded glittering Union Jack flag-designed attire. She runs her hands through her locks as she walks her way to the ring.
“Ladies and gentlemen, introducing myself to the ring. I am the leader of the all-girls group the Gem Stones. I am the Sparkling Sensation, the Sorceress of Submissions, the sadistic Siren, the Shining Star and the Mistress of the Microphone. Hailing from London England standing at 5’2 weighing in at 7.9 stone. I am Diamond Steele!!!”
Diamond Steele
The crowd gives a mixed reaction as she continues her way to the ring. She slowly slides into the ring ready for her debut as she stands up and raises her microphone high into the air. She pulls out her pocket mirror to check out her hair again as she awaits her opponent to come out.
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Meglovania from the hit video game Undertale fills the air with adrenaline-pumping electronica. The screen swirls with colours as it transitions to a 16-bit sword and sorcery video game featuring a chesty witch, casting spells and fighting monsters. Below the FAWNtron the Northern Coalition’s Manager and Dungeon Master, Hazeema McMurray bounces giddily through the curtain. Practically skipping from one side of the stage to the other, the leader of FAWN’s most neighbourly and quirkiest stable is ready and raring to show her skills against a debuting star.
‘How are ya now!?” Hazeema asks the masses as she jogs down the ramp, trying to hi-five as many people as possible along the way.
HAZEEMA MCMURRAY
The Pakistani-Canadian has her bombshell body covered in a black bodysuit with a deep V-neckline and wide shoulder straps. A diamond of material is cut away to show off her belly button, and two sets of black bands reach from her center and mound to where her shelf of an ass starts and ends. The ensemble has a swath of material from her neck that travels between her awe-inspiring breasts and connects to a gold ring, where two other strips travel under each breast to the back where it’s made of a breathable mesh. Black ankle boots covered her feet; as always, her dark brown hair swung near her ribs tied in two pigtails with short braids.
RING GEAR
“From Letterkenny Ontario, Canada! Representing The Northern Coalition! Standing at 160cm and weighing in at 54kg! The High Caster of The City in the Sky!” The announcer looks confused by that last statement, “Hazeema McMurrayyyy!!”
The DM&M zig-zags across the ramp slapping the hands of eager (and drooling) fans and puts on a burst of speed near the end to slide under the bottom rope and Kip up to her feet inside the ring. Hazeema raises a fist to the crowd and nods politely to Diamond as she walks to her corner. Referee Nick Castle does a respectful but thorough search of both competitors for foreign objects, finding none, he motions for the starting bell.
DINGDING!!
The role-player and the singer exit their corners and make for a showdown at center ring. Hazeema extends a friendly hand accompanied by a friendlier face, “Hazeema McMurray, how’re ya now? I hope to make your first night in FAWN one to remember.”
Diamond just scoffs as she keeps her eyes locked on the Canadian citizen.
“By one to remember, you mean with me twisting you into a pretzel and making you cry out from one of my many submissions?”
Diamond slaps Hazeema’s hand back before she bounces around and goes for a sneaky clothesline which connects flushly and sends the Dungeon Master to the ground. The front woman of the Gem Stones waves and it isn’t that long until a blue-haired woman struts down the aisle from behind the curtain.
Ruby Steele
Diamond’s cousin, the bassist for the band runs down to the ring to support her older cousin. Diamond looks down at Hazeema before spitting on her. “Sorry but I know I am going to shine bright like a Diamond after going through you.”
Ruby claps for her cousin as the crowd begins to boo the English duo. Diamond flips them off before she drives boot after boot against the back of her foe. Hazeema struggles to get to her feet and it is at that moment that Steele grabs a hold of the Pakistani-Canadian and tucks her head underneath an arm. Without hesitation, she drops back spiking her head right into the mat with a DDT.
Hazeema unravels to her back and the brain-rattling impact and Diamond covers in the most showy way possible. Lying along the Coalitionite’s body like she was a fainting couch, striking a pose for the camera as she uses Hazeema’s bust as a cushion. The official slaps the mat once… twice… McMurray spasms out from under Steele getting her shoulder up one second away from a disgraceful defeat. Her trainer always told the DM&M that the standard DDT is enough to put you down, but Hazeema never believed him until now. Steele looks to Ruby unamused, “This opener needs to know we’re the headliners.” The bassist claps and nods in sycophantic support, “Better teach her the stage rules then!” Diamond snaps a finger gun at her bandmate and kips up effortlessly. Hazeema’s on her knees and is wiping away her opponent’s spit off her cheek with the back of a hand. Diamond snags her by a pigtail and drags the manager to her feet, “Come on up, I’m making this performance short and sweeUGH!”
Hazeema daggers a back elbow into Diamond’s abs, freeing her pigtail and backing up the singer with a groan. The Coalitionite is as smooth as maple syrup as she goes to ground, entwines her ankles around the Diamond’s and faceplants her with a Drop-Toe Hold.
It’s amazing how livid this debuting talent has made Hazeema within the opening minutes. She berates Steele as she shoves the singer onto her side to face Ruby, “What kind of big city dejen spits on a person!?” Hazeema works her arm behind Steele’s neck and grabs her pinned shoulder. Hazeema grabs Diamond’s bottom leg and pulls it back like she’s cracking a wishbone as she shuffles head to head with the pretzeled talent, forcing the singer’s chin to chest with unbearable pressure.
“I’m gonna do what your parents should have and spank your ass!”
SUGAR HOLD
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Diamond lets out a howling scream as her body continues to get yanked like it’s a pretzel. Diamond groans through gritted teeth. “Get off of me you stupid heifer!”
Hazeema just applies even more pressure as she yanks further back. Diamond tries to move her foot forward but she isn’t getting to where she wants to. The zebra leans closer to Diamond’s face and asks if she wants to give up. “Do you give up?!”
“No…Never!!!!”
Behind the ref’s back, Ruby grabs her cousin’s leg and places it on the ropes, the referee notices Diamond’s shift in position and calls for a break. Hazeema keeps the Sugar Hold applied for a few more moments before she finally lets go. Diamond reaches for her left leg and massages her neck as Hazeema tries to continue with her assault. She yanks Steele away from the ropes positioning her at the center of the ring. The D&D Master retreats to bounce off the ropes for a running Splash. Ruby intervenes by reaching inside the ring and grabbing a hold of McMurray’s leg. Hazeema turns around to exchange words with the British Bassist outside the ring and when Diamond sneaks behind her and scoops her into a schoolgirl pin. She grabs her leotard pulling it into a tight wedgie for leverage. The referee drops down going for a count.
One!
Two!
ThrNooo!
The Pakistani-Canadian is able to kick out of the move and Diamond just cracks an evil grin, but Hazeema isn’t laughing as she quickly slides in between the Brit’s legs and ends up on the opposite side of her. She wraps her arms tightly around Steele’s waist looking for a German Suplex but Steele fights back with everything she has, throwing her elbow backwards and nailing the manager right in the face.
The elbow shot causes a break and when Hazeema’s head pops up Diamond quickly grabs it, putting her into a tight ¾ facelook. In a blink, she drops down nailing her foe with a vicious Diamond Cutter. McMurray is planted right against the canvas and Steele stands tall and mouthing off to the crowd.
“She never saw it coming!”
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The FAWNatics hate seeing their tabletop gaming sweetheart getting abused and they fill the air with audible hate. Diamond dismissively waves them off while Ruby gives them double middle fingers. Meanwhile, Hazeema gathers her senses and woozily gets to a knee on the canvas. FAWN’s latest Londener backs into the cables, narrating “And she won’t see this coming!” The Mistress of the Microphone races off the ropes and launches herself at the unsuspecting DM&M. Hazeema rises and turns to see Steele’s crotch flying at her at 60mph! British thighs clamp on her head like an alligator's jaws before Steele whips herself down and to the side, turning the Canadian inside out and plopping Hazeema on her plush ass with a thump!
“Gahhh… you…” A horrible vibration runs up McMurray’s tailbone as Union Jacks swirl in her vision. “Cheating… Meergh!” The singer ambushes McMurray, shoving her onto her side and slapping on a jaw-compressing Headscissors. “What’s that? I couldn’t hear you?” Steele teases, giggling when an extended flex makes the Coalitionite groan and kick her legs fruitlessly. She tickles up McMurray’s spine and gives her rump a swat, “Were you asking for my autograph?”
The newcomer must have gotten the name Diamond from her legs because McMurray’s head feels like a lump of coal being crushed into a precious stone. The camera zooms in on the manager’s redding, grimacing face and viewers can see a rare look of rage in her eyes. Her nose flaring, Hazeema forcibly twists onto her hands and knees, turning Diamond onto her stomach. The Sparkling Sensation looks over her shoulder and quickly crosses her ankles, dialling up the pressure to crack the Canadian’s coconut. Hazeema bears with it; gripping the back of Diamond’s knees she tears her head free from the singer’s sinewy prison with a ragged gasp and immediately spreads the enemy’s stems wide. The High Caster growls “I’m asking you to grit your teeth!” As she tugs Diamond’s center to her pelvis and cinches her arms around the blonde’s pelvis. The arena OOOOHHHHHH’s as Hazeema gets one foot, and then the other planted and slowly rises off the canvas with Steele’s upper-body dangling in front of her. Steele nervously grabs at the air trying to defy physics and reach across the ring to the safety of her bassist. Ruby watches on nervously as Hazeema throws herself and her vocalist backwards, bouncing Diamond’s head against the mat with a Wheelbarrow Suplex.
“Aaargh! You big ape!”
Diamond cradles her throbbing noggin and writhes on the mat, “If I bite my tongue the record company will sue you into the ground! Hey!?”
Hazeema steps into a standing straddle and rips Diamond’s arms up, crossing them into an X, “I’m about to put you in the ground, dejen.” She angles her left boot by Diamond’s right ear and presses the laces against her neck.
“Have you seen this submission, Sorceress?” Hazeema falls onto her shoulder as she mirrors the motion with her right boot. Diamond is yanked back onto her feet but doubled over in a tortuous knot; slightly choked by the Canadian’s intersecting ankles, her elbows are grinding painfully against each other with the unwanted help of Hazeema’s legs.
HEXBLADE MARK
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Diamond lets out a piercing scream as she is tied into a knot. She tries her best to fight it as she gives everything she has to break free of the hold. The referee is there once again to ask if the singer gives up but Steele showcases some form of power as she manages to lift The Canadian up and she slams her as hard as she can against the floor. The submission is broken and both women are laid out on the floor.
Ruby reaches inside the ring and she yanks her cousin out. She proceeds to give her some bottled water as she does everything in her power to help the Mistress of the Microphone recover. Diamond’s finally able to stand on her own and starts to change her focus back to the ring. What the Gem Stones don’t expect is for Hazeema to plancha over the ropes and she lands right on top of both Brits. The crowd cheers the Canadian on as she rises to her feet, grabs Diamond by the hair and rolls her into the ring.
Hazeema follows suit as she slides in, ready to bring the pain. Diamond is slow but she brings herself to a standing position. The Canadian doesn’t give her any breathing room as she immediately doubles her enemy over with a toekick and places Diamond’s head between her legs. The DM&M smiles before she leaps over her Union Jack foe and spikes Steele’s head right into the mat with a Canadian Destroyer. Diamond lands on her knees in an unconscious state and remains there for a few moments before she slowly falls face-first to the mat.
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Righteously smug, Hazeema kneewalks over and claps Steeles’ tush with both hands “Got a lot less sass in your ass, now don’t ya?” She muscles the debuting talent face up and hooks the far leg in tight, the camera catching Diamond’s spread legs as the official slides in.
ONE!
TWO!!
THRNOOO!!!
Diamond didn’t move! Hazeema broke the pin! She bolts off the new heel to stand with fists at the ready for Ruby, having spotted the bassist on the apron and coming through the ropes to save her cuz. The favourite farmer’s daughter points an angry finger at the singer’s second, “I’m sick of your Tom Fuckery!” and charges the blue-haired woman. Ruby stalls, blinking and sputtering “What?” She’s never heard that colloquial phrase before and it stuns her to stillness. The sight of McMurray’s nails swiping at her face shocks her out of it.
“Ahh!”
Ruby dodges McMurray’s tines by millimetres and drops down to the padded concrete of the arena, ”Back off you crazy hick! Heyaaahh!!” The bassist darts out of the way of a plummeting Canadian. McMurray lands like a feral cat and chases after the Gemstone member, “Time for a Donnybrook!” The FAWN arena fills with cheers and laughter as the audience watches the Northern Coalition’s resident sweetie chasing and screaming after the cheating element for two full circuits of the ring. Then Hazeema gets wise and doubles back, crouching behind a set of steel steps and tackling Ruby the second she’s in her vision. The bassist is driven into the guardrail and gets battered with forearm shivers to the jaw. McMurray starts stomping a mudhole in the Brit when it gets too much for Steele and she drops to a seat.
“Now you you stay here!” Hazeema orders, painfully dragging her heel down each of Ruby’s breasts once before stepping away, “Or else you’ll get more than a chicklet rattling next time.”
Ruby stays down as she reaches for her jaw. She doesn’t move at all as Hazeema turns her attention back over to the ring. She slides into the ring and the very moment she does is the moment that she walks into a Diamond Steele who is expecting her. Diamond delivers the boots to McMurray’s back as the Canadian grimaces in pain.
“What’s the matter?! I thought you had this in the bag. Never count out the brightest thing in the world because she will always find a way to bloody shine!”
With that, Hazeema lays on her stomach as Diamond yanks the woman up by the hair and brings her to her feet. She knees her as hard as she can in the stomach forcing the Pakistani to double over. The Brit lifts Hazeema’s head before she tucks the DM&M head underneath an arm. Without hesitation Diamond lifts the manager high into the air and holds her up for a while before dropping her head first right into the mat with a Brainbuster.
Brainbuster
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Diamond smirks as she sits up and looks down at her lifeless foe. She slowly turns her attention over to the outside of the ring where she sees Ruby rising back up who is holding her breasts from the repeated stomping.
“You okay, cousin?!”
The blue-haired beauty just dusts herself off as she looks back at the older woman. “It’s time to finish it Kate, go get your debut win…”
“I planned too.” The blonde replies back as she slowly turns her attention back over to the manager.
Diamond turns her attention over to the still Hazeema. She taunts the Canadian before she looks at the crowd and screams at them. “It’s time for the Siren to end this once and for all. Consider yourself officially SHIPWRECKED!!!”
Diamond sits down on Hazeema’s arm and she yanks it up for her finishing move, a seated fujiwara armbar. She pulls back on it as much as she can and the Canadian lets out a howling scream as she shifts her body trying her best to find the ropes.
Shipwrecked
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The Siren has it applied tightly and Hazeema keeps crawling around trying to find the ropes. She stretches her foot out and is inches away from touching the ropes but Ruby is there to yank the ropes back. The zebra exchanges words with the younger Brit but the blue-haired vixen yells back at the referee. The referee motions for Ruby to back away and she finally throws her hands up. Hazeema stretches out one more time finally managing to get her feet on the lower of the ropes.
Diamond is forced to break the hold but she does so at the count of four. Steele stands up dusting her hands off as Ruby jumps onto the apron to motivate her cousin. The two Brits laugh as the bassist speaks out to Diamond.
“How you planning to finish her off?!”
“Maybe my triangle choke show her what a real submission star looks like. It’s time to start singing and introduce her to my Siren’s Song!”
The vocalist of the Gemstones ignores the FAWNatic’s hate as she struts over to Hazeema. The pigtailed roleplayer’s made it to her knees, pinpricks of tears in her eyes as she testingly moves her arm. Diamond takes her by the wrist of her bad limb, “Time for the roadies to leave the stagUOGH!”
Hazeema fights through the flash of blinding pain to yank Steele into a trademark of her buddy, Olunike, a Headbutt. Hazeema’s forehead solidly connects with the bridge of the Brit’s nose. Diamond teeters back holding her nose, praying nothing’s broken. McMurray hops into a crouch and shoots forward into Diamond’s gut with a Shouldertackle. The High-Caster takes The Siren’s wrists as she doubles over with a groan and crosses them into an X against her throat.
Hazeema spins so they’re ear to ear and facing up to see the houselights. “You’re no Morissette, You’re not even a Shatner!” The courageous Canuck kicks her legs out and falls to the canvas, giving Diamond a bad case of whiplash with her shoulder.
STRAIGHT JACKET NECKBREAKER
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Diamond rocks back and forth like a seesaw till she sags to the mat, eyes spinning. Hazeema pounces on her like a cat with a mouse; she turns the singer onto her belly and pulls Diamond by the arm into an insufferable Triangle Choke. Hazeema props herself on her palm and stares angrily into the newcomer’s worried eyes, “This how you apply a choke by the way.”
At ringside, Ruby’s becoming a nervous nelly, she doesn’t like the look of Steele’s fitfully kicking feet. The ref’s facing away so she can’t distract him, they’re too far away from the ropes, so she can’t pull Diamond away. Ruby sighs angrily, “She’s gonna be right pissed at me later.”
The beleaguered bassist pulls onto the apron and scurries through the ropes to save her bandmate, she jogs over and hops into the air looking to land a Knee Drop on the farmgirl’s forehead.
“OW!”
The intruder’s bent joint hits the sheathed plywood where Hazeema’s pretty face had previously occupied. Ruby hobbles to her feet on one good leg as the Coalitionite breaks her submission to stalk after the second Steele. She reels Ruby in by the hair and traps her in a reverse Full Nelson. A quick lean back forces Ruby to throw her legs on Hazeema’s hips or risk a broken neck. Hazeema yells into her about-to-be-a-victim’s ear “I warned ya!”
McMurray sits out, hammering Ruby’s tailbone into the mat with a Butterfly Cradle Drop.
DRACONIAN DROP
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“Gaahhh!” Ruby spills from McMurray’s arms onto her side, hands clutching her bruised bottom. “You maple bitch!” The brutalized bassist is so caught up in her pain, that she overlooks McMurray leaving to drag Diamond by the wrists to make a Gemstone reunion. “If you cost us the show in Edinburgh, the label is gonna GMMPHB!!”
Ruby is silenced by a big, brown, Canadian moon. Hazeema settles into a front facesit on the interferring cousin while she tugs a weakly resisting Diamond against her bosom. Devastated by the Triangle Choke, the blonde pleads for mercy as the deep canyon of cleavage draws nearer, “Nooo… hang on… wai-”
Hazeema hugs her tight and deep, rolling her shoulders to add plenty of scrub action as she takes the air from the performer’s lungs. Ruby’s trying to escape the Coalitionite’s dominating hips, but Hazeema’s had fun with more than one mechanical bull and the DM&M plans to ride the Brit into the sunset. The FAWNatics shower McMurray with perhaps some of the most loving applause she’s ever received, and it's well deserved for the rare and beloved double smother!
To their credit and the fan’s delight, the Gemstones last longer than anyone expected, and the curvaceous Canuck has to really grind those stones down. Eventually, their muffled moans and desperate movements slowly die off. Perhaps annoyed by their constant cheating, the official raises Diamond and Ruby’s arms, and lets them flop to the canvas once… twice… thrice! It’s over!
DINGDINGDINGDING!!
“Your winner via Knockout… Hazeema McMurray!!!”
Hazeema smiles as she ejects Diamond from her sweltering prison to fill her lungs,and rises to her feet, letting a redfaced Ruby breath greedily as well. The victress gets her arm lifted by the referee and offers a grin as she looks down at her knocked-out opponents before calling for a microphone.
“Tonight, it felt really good to get a well-deserved win against some tough competition. Even though Diamond had all of the ability in the world to have a good debut and to fight with honor, she had to resort to cheating which in the end didn’t work out well for her. I hope she learns a valuable lesson tonight, and she works out what she did wrong for her next match. Anyway, as I stand here tonight I have worked hard to get a win over a lightweight. I have that Lightweight Championship in my sights. So watch out Crystal, because I am going to work my butt off and you will see me in the…”
Before she could even finish her statement…
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We can see photographers lining up in front of the entrance aisle. The lights begin to flicker and a red carpet is rolled down to the ring. We can see an old-school Hollywood countdown landing on the screen.
5
4
3
2
1
Crystal Hilton
The lights begin to go really crazy and see a blonde emerging through the curtains to the sound of massive cheers from the audience. She does a twirl and lifts the FAWN Lightweight Championship high into the air before holding it awkwardly behind her head, then starting to march her way to the ring. She adjusts the title and places it on her shoulder as she stops and admires the screaming crowd in front of her She enters the ring with a microphone and looks at Hazeema eyeing her up. She raises her title in the air as she begins to speak.
“You had a really good win tonight. I have been paying attention to what you have been doing. I would be a fool if I didn’t see the manager turned wrestler has been working her butt off in this ring. If you want a shot at this by all means consider it done. It will be an honor to turn you away just like I have done with so many others. I have been champion for a long time ranging back to me holding the TV Championship. I can’t remember the last time I didn’t have gold around my waist, but if you want a shot by all means you can…
Before she could finish that statement the two of them are attacked from behind by the Gemstones. Ruby grabs a hold of Hazeema and immediately positions her in a cradle position. She drops back immediately, driving Hazeema into the mat with her Cradle DDT which she calls the Ruby Tuesday.
Ruby Tuesday
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Ruby smiles as she hovers over Hazeema, meanwhile, Diamond grabs a hold of Crystal and delivers a massive Diamond Cutter. Both Hazeema and Crystal are laid out as Diamond picks up the Lightweight Championship in the air and holds it up to the sound of boos.
“This will be mine! Mark my words on that, all hail Diamond Steele, the brightest thing in the world.”
The crowd boos as she puts the championship on the unconscious champion. Unbeknownst to them, a figure snuck down to ringside and climbed the top of a corner behind their backs. The family band shares a hug having restored their honor after a humiliating loss, the family band turns away from their victims and encounters a new player in this game. What Ruby sees; a blur of rainbow sequins and a pair of running shoe soles the same hue as her name. What Ruby feels; a Missile Dropkick that connects flush to her face and knocks her against Diamond. The pair topple like dominoes as the interloper showily Kips Up with arms outspread.
DEBRA SUGERMAN
“Someone needs to teach these chicks how to work a crowd!” FAWNatics have a love/hate relationship with the Countess of Candyland, but Her Highness dishing out some post-match justice buys Debra a lot of goodwill! Diamond carelessly shoves Ruby off her and furiously pushes to her feet, “Who the hell areOOGH!?” Debra explodes forward with a Kneelift that threatens to expel the contents of Diamond’s stomach, The Countess takes the newbie in a Front Facelock and flings themselves to the mat to spike the singer's head into the ring floor. After enduring a full match and suffering in the confines of McMurray’s cleavage, this DDT proves to be Diamond’s off-switch, the Brit will remain unconscious and ass-up till some kind stranger escorts her to the back.
Shaking her vision clear of gumdrops and lollipops, Ruby picks herself up with the ropes and charges the sucrose scofflaw with hands ready to strangle.
CRACK!
Sugerman tilts her dainty hips and fires her foot like a shotgun blast to Ruby’s chin. The blue bassist is taken clean off her feet and plops onto the canvas in a matchbook.
SUGAR KICK
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Debra places a shoe on those upturned buns and strikes a fist-on-hips pose. “If you’re interfering in your cousin’s debut match, neither are fit to be in this league, Cadbury Cream.”
The suddenly heroic Debra Sugerman leaves the beaten bandmates to give the recovering McMurray a hand up and supportive shoulder to lean on, “Come on now, winners shouldn’t be lying on the mat.”
McMurray gratefully takes the hand and leans on Sugerman, “Thank you… We never really spoken before, I appreciate-”
Sugerman shifts her foot in front of Hazeema and palms the back of her head. There’s a swell of noise from the crowd trying to warn the Dungeon Master but there’s no time, Hazeema sees the ground rushing up to meet her and it takes a second to realize she’s been betrayed.
SUGAR SLAM
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Hazeema’s forehead hits the covered plywood via Superman's patented Reverse Russian Legsweep, and all goes dark. A wave of motion travels through the manager's body and kicks her legs up before Hazeema’s body thumps against the ring floor and lies still. Her hit points have hit zero.
Debra cockily flips the sleeping winner face up and leans over to play with her pigtails, swinging them by the ends like she’s playing double dutch. “You think you get to skip the line because you say a little speech? Not the way this works, sweetpea.”
“Get away from her!”
The Lightweight champion pushes past the pain of the ambush to tackle the latest blonde in the ring. The two catball on the ground back and forth for an electric handful of seconds before Crystal push-kicks Debra in the ribs and they separate. The two rush to their feet and charge each other; Crystal lands a sharp bytch slap that turns Debra’s head and puts a welt on her cheek. The actress rears back to give her a matching welt on the other cheek when Debra’s surprisingly fast right-hand Chops her in the throat!
“Gaack!”
Crystal’s eyes go wide in shock and her hands go to her neck. Debra tears one hand away to twist the limb in an Arm Wringer. She uses it to drag Crystal over to the prone McMurray. The Candy Queen palms the back of Hilton’s head, “Keep that belt shiny for me.” and swings a heel between the champion’s legs and hits her in the Helen Mirren!
Crystal goes pale and her jaw drops with a sucking breath. Debra takes the back of Lightweight champ’s head and takes her down with the Sugar slam, right into Hazeema’s crotch!
“AAAIEE!!”
Hazzeema bots straight up, screaming like she’s awoken from a terrible nightmare. With a pitiful whimper, she tilts onto her side and slowly curls into the fetal position, her body racked with silent sobs. Crystal’s not much better off, the head trauma dulls some of the fire raging below her waist, but she still has a cheek pressed against the mat and wishes the room would stop spinning. Debra Sugerman purposely takes her time getting up from the wreckage she’s made of four women and gaudily bows to the Orlando crowd, looking like a bigger threat than ever before.
“The Countess is coming for her gold!”
It’s at this moment that “Monster” by Paramore begins to blast all over the speakers. A blonde struts behind the curtain holding a pocket mirror. She admires her beautiful blonde hair as she smiles and adjusts her lip gloss. The petite beauty also has a diamond-studded microphone in her hand as she looks out into the audience. She is wearing a matching two-piece diamond studded glittering Union Jack flag-designed attire. She runs her hands through her locks as she walks her way to the ring.
“Ladies and gentlemen, introducing myself to the ring. I am the leader of the all-girls group the Gem Stones. I am the Sparkling Sensation, the Sorceress of Submissions, the sadistic Siren, the Shining Star and the Mistress of the Microphone. Hailing from London England standing at 5’2 weighing in at 7.9 stone. I am Diamond Steele!!!”
Diamond Steele
The crowd gives a mixed reaction as she continues her way to the ring. She slowly slides into the ring ready for her debut as she stands up and raises her microphone high into the air. She pulls out her pocket mirror to check out her hair again as she awaits her opponent to come out.
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Meglovania from the hit video game Undertale fills the air with adrenaline-pumping electronica. The screen swirls with colours as it transitions to a 16-bit sword and sorcery video game featuring a chesty witch, casting spells and fighting monsters. Below the FAWNtron the Northern Coalition’s Manager and Dungeon Master, Hazeema McMurray bounces giddily through the curtain. Practically skipping from one side of the stage to the other, the leader of FAWN’s most neighbourly and quirkiest stable is ready and raring to show her skills against a debuting star.
‘How are ya now!?” Hazeema asks the masses as she jogs down the ramp, trying to hi-five as many people as possible along the way.
HAZEEMA MCMURRAY
The Pakistani-Canadian has her bombshell body covered in a black bodysuit with a deep V-neckline and wide shoulder straps. A diamond of material is cut away to show off her belly button, and two sets of black bands reach from her center and mound to where her shelf of an ass starts and ends. The ensemble has a swath of material from her neck that travels between her awe-inspiring breasts and connects to a gold ring, where two other strips travel under each breast to the back where it’s made of a breathable mesh. Black ankle boots covered her feet; as always, her dark brown hair swung near her ribs tied in two pigtails with short braids.
RING GEAR
“From Letterkenny Ontario, Canada! Representing The Northern Coalition! Standing at 160cm and weighing in at 54kg! The High Caster of The City in the Sky!” The announcer looks confused by that last statement, “Hazeema McMurrayyyy!!”
The DM&M zig-zags across the ramp slapping the hands of eager (and drooling) fans and puts on a burst of speed near the end to slide under the bottom rope and Kip up to her feet inside the ring. Hazeema raises a fist to the crowd and nods politely to Diamond as she walks to her corner. Referee Nick Castle does a respectful but thorough search of both competitors for foreign objects, finding none, he motions for the starting bell.
DINGDING!!
The role-player and the singer exit their corners and make for a showdown at center ring. Hazeema extends a friendly hand accompanied by a friendlier face, “Hazeema McMurray, how’re ya now? I hope to make your first night in FAWN one to remember.”
Diamond just scoffs as she keeps her eyes locked on the Canadian citizen.
“By one to remember, you mean with me twisting you into a pretzel and making you cry out from one of my many submissions?”
Diamond slaps Hazeema’s hand back before she bounces around and goes for a sneaky clothesline which connects flushly and sends the Dungeon Master to the ground. The front woman of the Gem Stones waves and it isn’t that long until a blue-haired woman struts down the aisle from behind the curtain.
Ruby Steele
Diamond’s cousin, the bassist for the band runs down to the ring to support her older cousin. Diamond looks down at Hazeema before spitting on her. “Sorry but I know I am going to shine bright like a Diamond after going through you.”
Ruby claps for her cousin as the crowd begins to boo the English duo. Diamond flips them off before she drives boot after boot against the back of her foe. Hazeema struggles to get to her feet and it is at that moment that Steele grabs a hold of the Pakistani-Canadian and tucks her head underneath an arm. Without hesitation, she drops back spiking her head right into the mat with a DDT.
Hazeema unravels to her back and the brain-rattling impact and Diamond covers in the most showy way possible. Lying along the Coalitionite’s body like she was a fainting couch, striking a pose for the camera as she uses Hazeema’s bust as a cushion. The official slaps the mat once… twice… McMurray spasms out from under Steele getting her shoulder up one second away from a disgraceful defeat. Her trainer always told the DM&M that the standard DDT is enough to put you down, but Hazeema never believed him until now. Steele looks to Ruby unamused, “This opener needs to know we’re the headliners.” The bassist claps and nods in sycophantic support, “Better teach her the stage rules then!” Diamond snaps a finger gun at her bandmate and kips up effortlessly. Hazeema’s on her knees and is wiping away her opponent’s spit off her cheek with the back of a hand. Diamond snags her by a pigtail and drags the manager to her feet, “Come on up, I’m making this performance short and sweeUGH!”
Hazeema daggers a back elbow into Diamond’s abs, freeing her pigtail and backing up the singer with a groan. The Coalitionite is as smooth as maple syrup as she goes to ground, entwines her ankles around the Diamond’s and faceplants her with a Drop-Toe Hold.
It’s amazing how livid this debuting talent has made Hazeema within the opening minutes. She berates Steele as she shoves the singer onto her side to face Ruby, “What kind of big city dejen spits on a person!?” Hazeema works her arm behind Steele’s neck and grabs her pinned shoulder. Hazeema grabs Diamond’s bottom leg and pulls it back like she’s cracking a wishbone as she shuffles head to head with the pretzeled talent, forcing the singer’s chin to chest with unbearable pressure.
“I’m gonna do what your parents should have and spank your ass!”
SUGAR HOLD
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Diamond lets out a howling scream as her body continues to get yanked like it’s a pretzel. Diamond groans through gritted teeth. “Get off of me you stupid heifer!”
Hazeema just applies even more pressure as she yanks further back. Diamond tries to move her foot forward but she isn’t getting to where she wants to. The zebra leans closer to Diamond’s face and asks if she wants to give up. “Do you give up?!”
“No…Never!!!!”
Behind the ref’s back, Ruby grabs her cousin’s leg and places it on the ropes, the referee notices Diamond’s shift in position and calls for a break. Hazeema keeps the Sugar Hold applied for a few more moments before she finally lets go. Diamond reaches for her left leg and massages her neck as Hazeema tries to continue with her assault. She yanks Steele away from the ropes positioning her at the center of the ring. The D&D Master retreats to bounce off the ropes for a running Splash. Ruby intervenes by reaching inside the ring and grabbing a hold of McMurray’s leg. Hazeema turns around to exchange words with the British Bassist outside the ring and when Diamond sneaks behind her and scoops her into a schoolgirl pin. She grabs her leotard pulling it into a tight wedgie for leverage. The referee drops down going for a count.
One!
Two!
ThrNooo!
The Pakistani-Canadian is able to kick out of the move and Diamond just cracks an evil grin, but Hazeema isn’t laughing as she quickly slides in between the Brit’s legs and ends up on the opposite side of her. She wraps her arms tightly around Steele’s waist looking for a German Suplex but Steele fights back with everything she has, throwing her elbow backwards and nailing the manager right in the face.
The elbow shot causes a break and when Hazeema’s head pops up Diamond quickly grabs it, putting her into a tight ¾ facelook. In a blink, she drops down nailing her foe with a vicious Diamond Cutter. McMurray is planted right against the canvas and Steele stands tall and mouthing off to the crowd.
“She never saw it coming!”
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The FAWNatics hate seeing their tabletop gaming sweetheart getting abused and they fill the air with audible hate. Diamond dismissively waves them off while Ruby gives them double middle fingers. Meanwhile, Hazeema gathers her senses and woozily gets to a knee on the canvas. FAWN’s latest Londener backs into the cables, narrating “And she won’t see this coming!” The Mistress of the Microphone races off the ropes and launches herself at the unsuspecting DM&M. Hazeema rises and turns to see Steele’s crotch flying at her at 60mph! British thighs clamp on her head like an alligator's jaws before Steele whips herself down and to the side, turning the Canadian inside out and plopping Hazeema on her plush ass with a thump!
“Gahhh… you…” A horrible vibration runs up McMurray’s tailbone as Union Jacks swirl in her vision. “Cheating… Meergh!” The singer ambushes McMurray, shoving her onto her side and slapping on a jaw-compressing Headscissors. “What’s that? I couldn’t hear you?” Steele teases, giggling when an extended flex makes the Coalitionite groan and kick her legs fruitlessly. She tickles up McMurray’s spine and gives her rump a swat, “Were you asking for my autograph?”
The newcomer must have gotten the name Diamond from her legs because McMurray’s head feels like a lump of coal being crushed into a precious stone. The camera zooms in on the manager’s redding, grimacing face and viewers can see a rare look of rage in her eyes. Her nose flaring, Hazeema forcibly twists onto her hands and knees, turning Diamond onto her stomach. The Sparkling Sensation looks over her shoulder and quickly crosses her ankles, dialling up the pressure to crack the Canadian’s coconut. Hazeema bears with it; gripping the back of Diamond’s knees she tears her head free from the singer’s sinewy prison with a ragged gasp and immediately spreads the enemy’s stems wide. The High Caster growls “I’m asking you to grit your teeth!” As she tugs Diamond’s center to her pelvis and cinches her arms around the blonde’s pelvis. The arena OOOOHHHHHH’s as Hazeema gets one foot, and then the other planted and slowly rises off the canvas with Steele’s upper-body dangling in front of her. Steele nervously grabs at the air trying to defy physics and reach across the ring to the safety of her bassist. Ruby watches on nervously as Hazeema throws herself and her vocalist backwards, bouncing Diamond’s head against the mat with a Wheelbarrow Suplex.
“Aaargh! You big ape!”
Diamond cradles her throbbing noggin and writhes on the mat, “If I bite my tongue the record company will sue you into the ground! Hey!?”
Hazeema steps into a standing straddle and rips Diamond’s arms up, crossing them into an X, “I’m about to put you in the ground, dejen.” She angles her left boot by Diamond’s right ear and presses the laces against her neck.
“Have you seen this submission, Sorceress?” Hazeema falls onto her shoulder as she mirrors the motion with her right boot. Diamond is yanked back onto her feet but doubled over in a tortuous knot; slightly choked by the Canadian’s intersecting ankles, her elbows are grinding painfully against each other with the unwanted help of Hazeema’s legs.
HEXBLADE MARK
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Diamond lets out a piercing scream as she is tied into a knot. She tries her best to fight it as she gives everything she has to break free of the hold. The referee is there once again to ask if the singer gives up but Steele showcases some form of power as she manages to lift The Canadian up and she slams her as hard as she can against the floor. The submission is broken and both women are laid out on the floor.
Ruby reaches inside the ring and she yanks her cousin out. She proceeds to give her some bottled water as she does everything in her power to help the Mistress of the Microphone recover. Diamond’s finally able to stand on her own and starts to change her focus back to the ring. What the Gem Stones don’t expect is for Hazeema to plancha over the ropes and she lands right on top of both Brits. The crowd cheers the Canadian on as she rises to her feet, grabs Diamond by the hair and rolls her into the ring.
Hazeema follows suit as she slides in, ready to bring the pain. Diamond is slow but she brings herself to a standing position. The Canadian doesn’t give her any breathing room as she immediately doubles her enemy over with a toekick and places Diamond’s head between her legs. The DM&M smiles before she leaps over her Union Jack foe and spikes Steele’s head right into the mat with a Canadian Destroyer. Diamond lands on her knees in an unconscious state and remains there for a few moments before she slowly falls face-first to the mat.
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Righteously smug, Hazeema kneewalks over and claps Steeles’ tush with both hands “Got a lot less sass in your ass, now don’t ya?” She muscles the debuting talent face up and hooks the far leg in tight, the camera catching Diamond’s spread legs as the official slides in.
ONE!
TWO!!
THRNOOO!!!
Diamond didn’t move! Hazeema broke the pin! She bolts off the new heel to stand with fists at the ready for Ruby, having spotted the bassist on the apron and coming through the ropes to save her cuz. The favourite farmer’s daughter points an angry finger at the singer’s second, “I’m sick of your Tom Fuckery!” and charges the blue-haired woman. Ruby stalls, blinking and sputtering “What?” She’s never heard that colloquial phrase before and it stuns her to stillness. The sight of McMurray’s nails swiping at her face shocks her out of it.
“Ahh!”
Ruby dodges McMurray’s tines by millimetres and drops down to the padded concrete of the arena, ”Back off you crazy hick! Heyaaahh!!” The bassist darts out of the way of a plummeting Canadian. McMurray lands like a feral cat and chases after the Gemstone member, “Time for a Donnybrook!” The FAWN arena fills with cheers and laughter as the audience watches the Northern Coalition’s resident sweetie chasing and screaming after the cheating element for two full circuits of the ring. Then Hazeema gets wise and doubles back, crouching behind a set of steel steps and tackling Ruby the second she’s in her vision. The bassist is driven into the guardrail and gets battered with forearm shivers to the jaw. McMurray starts stomping a mudhole in the Brit when it gets too much for Steele and she drops to a seat.
“Now you you stay here!” Hazeema orders, painfully dragging her heel down each of Ruby’s breasts once before stepping away, “Or else you’ll get more than a chicklet rattling next time.”
Ruby stays down as she reaches for her jaw. She doesn’t move at all as Hazeema turns her attention back over to the ring. She slides into the ring and the very moment she does is the moment that she walks into a Diamond Steele who is expecting her. Diamond delivers the boots to McMurray’s back as the Canadian grimaces in pain.
“What’s the matter?! I thought you had this in the bag. Never count out the brightest thing in the world because she will always find a way to bloody shine!”
With that, Hazeema lays on her stomach as Diamond yanks the woman up by the hair and brings her to her feet. She knees her as hard as she can in the stomach forcing the Pakistani to double over. The Brit lifts Hazeema’s head before she tucks the DM&M head underneath an arm. Without hesitation Diamond lifts the manager high into the air and holds her up for a while before dropping her head first right into the mat with a Brainbuster.
Brainbuster
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Diamond smirks as she sits up and looks down at her lifeless foe. She slowly turns her attention over to the outside of the ring where she sees Ruby rising back up who is holding her breasts from the repeated stomping.
“You okay, cousin?!”
The blue-haired beauty just dusts herself off as she looks back at the older woman. “It’s time to finish it Kate, go get your debut win…”
“I planned too.” The blonde replies back as she slowly turns her attention back over to the manager.
Diamond turns her attention over to the still Hazeema. She taunts the Canadian before she looks at the crowd and screams at them. “It’s time for the Siren to end this once and for all. Consider yourself officially SHIPWRECKED!!!”
Diamond sits down on Hazeema’s arm and she yanks it up for her finishing move, a seated fujiwara armbar. She pulls back on it as much as she can and the Canadian lets out a howling scream as she shifts her body trying her best to find the ropes.
Shipwrecked
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The Siren has it applied tightly and Hazeema keeps crawling around trying to find the ropes. She stretches her foot out and is inches away from touching the ropes but Ruby is there to yank the ropes back. The zebra exchanges words with the younger Brit but the blue-haired vixen yells back at the referee. The referee motions for Ruby to back away and she finally throws her hands up. Hazeema stretches out one more time finally managing to get her feet on the lower of the ropes.
Diamond is forced to break the hold but she does so at the count of four. Steele stands up dusting her hands off as Ruby jumps onto the apron to motivate her cousin. The two Brits laugh as the bassist speaks out to Diamond.
“How you planning to finish her off?!”
“Maybe my triangle choke show her what a real submission star looks like. It’s time to start singing and introduce her to my Siren’s Song!”
The vocalist of the Gemstones ignores the FAWNatic’s hate as she struts over to Hazeema. The pigtailed roleplayer’s made it to her knees, pinpricks of tears in her eyes as she testingly moves her arm. Diamond takes her by the wrist of her bad limb, “Time for the roadies to leave the stagUOGH!”
Hazeema fights through the flash of blinding pain to yank Steele into a trademark of her buddy, Olunike, a Headbutt. Hazeema’s forehead solidly connects with the bridge of the Brit’s nose. Diamond teeters back holding her nose, praying nothing’s broken. McMurray hops into a crouch and shoots forward into Diamond’s gut with a Shouldertackle. The High-Caster takes The Siren’s wrists as she doubles over with a groan and crosses them into an X against her throat.
Hazeema spins so they’re ear to ear and facing up to see the houselights. “You’re no Morissette, You’re not even a Shatner!” The courageous Canuck kicks her legs out and falls to the canvas, giving Diamond a bad case of whiplash with her shoulder.
STRAIGHT JACKET NECKBREAKER
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Diamond rocks back and forth like a seesaw till she sags to the mat, eyes spinning. Hazeema pounces on her like a cat with a mouse; she turns the singer onto her belly and pulls Diamond by the arm into an insufferable Triangle Choke. Hazeema props herself on her palm and stares angrily into the newcomer’s worried eyes, “This how you apply a choke by the way.”
At ringside, Ruby’s becoming a nervous nelly, she doesn’t like the look of Steele’s fitfully kicking feet. The ref’s facing away so she can’t distract him, they’re too far away from the ropes, so she can’t pull Diamond away. Ruby sighs angrily, “She’s gonna be right pissed at me later.”
The beleaguered bassist pulls onto the apron and scurries through the ropes to save her bandmate, she jogs over and hops into the air looking to land a Knee Drop on the farmgirl’s forehead.
“OW!”
The intruder’s bent joint hits the sheathed plywood where Hazeema’s pretty face had previously occupied. Ruby hobbles to her feet on one good leg as the Coalitionite breaks her submission to stalk after the second Steele. She reels Ruby in by the hair and traps her in a reverse Full Nelson. A quick lean back forces Ruby to throw her legs on Hazeema’s hips or risk a broken neck. Hazeema yells into her about-to-be-a-victim’s ear “I warned ya!”
McMurray sits out, hammering Ruby’s tailbone into the mat with a Butterfly Cradle Drop.
DRACONIAN DROP
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“Gaahhh!” Ruby spills from McMurray’s arms onto her side, hands clutching her bruised bottom. “You maple bitch!” The brutalized bassist is so caught up in her pain, that she overlooks McMurray leaving to drag Diamond by the wrists to make a Gemstone reunion. “If you cost us the show in Edinburgh, the label is gonna GMMPHB!!”
Ruby is silenced by a big, brown, Canadian moon. Hazeema settles into a front facesit on the interferring cousin while she tugs a weakly resisting Diamond against her bosom. Devastated by the Triangle Choke, the blonde pleads for mercy as the deep canyon of cleavage draws nearer, “Nooo… hang on… wai-”
Hazeema hugs her tight and deep, rolling her shoulders to add plenty of scrub action as she takes the air from the performer’s lungs. Ruby’s trying to escape the Coalitionite’s dominating hips, but Hazeema’s had fun with more than one mechanical bull and the DM&M plans to ride the Brit into the sunset. The FAWNatics shower McMurray with perhaps some of the most loving applause she’s ever received, and it's well deserved for the rare and beloved double smother!
To their credit and the fan’s delight, the Gemstones last longer than anyone expected, and the curvaceous Canuck has to really grind those stones down. Eventually, their muffled moans and desperate movements slowly die off. Perhaps annoyed by their constant cheating, the official raises Diamond and Ruby’s arms, and lets them flop to the canvas once… twice… thrice! It’s over!
DINGDINGDINGDING!!
“Your winner via Knockout… Hazeema McMurray!!!”
Hazeema smiles as she ejects Diamond from her sweltering prison to fill her lungs,and rises to her feet, letting a redfaced Ruby breath greedily as well. The victress gets her arm lifted by the referee and offers a grin as she looks down at her knocked-out opponents before calling for a microphone.
“Tonight, it felt really good to get a well-deserved win against some tough competition. Even though Diamond had all of the ability in the world to have a good debut and to fight with honor, she had to resort to cheating which in the end didn’t work out well for her. I hope she learns a valuable lesson tonight, and she works out what she did wrong for her next match. Anyway, as I stand here tonight I have worked hard to get a win over a lightweight. I have that Lightweight Championship in my sights. So watch out Crystal, because I am going to work my butt off and you will see me in the…”
Before she could even finish her statement…
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We can see photographers lining up in front of the entrance aisle. The lights begin to flicker and a red carpet is rolled down to the ring. We can see an old-school Hollywood countdown landing on the screen.
5
4
3
2
1
Crystal Hilton
The lights begin to go really crazy and see a blonde emerging through the curtains to the sound of massive cheers from the audience. She does a twirl and lifts the FAWN Lightweight Championship high into the air before holding it awkwardly behind her head, then starting to march her way to the ring. She adjusts the title and places it on her shoulder as she stops and admires the screaming crowd in front of her She enters the ring with a microphone and looks at Hazeema eyeing her up. She raises her title in the air as she begins to speak.
“You had a really good win tonight. I have been paying attention to what you have been doing. I would be a fool if I didn’t see the manager turned wrestler has been working her butt off in this ring. If you want a shot at this by all means consider it done. It will be an honor to turn you away just like I have done with so many others. I have been champion for a long time ranging back to me holding the TV Championship. I can’t remember the last time I didn’t have gold around my waist, but if you want a shot by all means you can…
Before she could finish that statement the two of them are attacked from behind by the Gemstones. Ruby grabs a hold of Hazeema and immediately positions her in a cradle position. She drops back immediately, driving Hazeema into the mat with her Cradle DDT which she calls the Ruby Tuesday.
Ruby Tuesday
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Ruby smiles as she hovers over Hazeema, meanwhile, Diamond grabs a hold of Crystal and delivers a massive Diamond Cutter. Both Hazeema and Crystal are laid out as Diamond picks up the Lightweight Championship in the air and holds it up to the sound of boos.
“This will be mine! Mark my words on that, all hail Diamond Steele, the brightest thing in the world.”
The crowd boos as she puts the championship on the unconscious champion. Unbeknownst to them, a figure snuck down to ringside and climbed the top of a corner behind their backs. The family band shares a hug having restored their honor after a humiliating loss, the family band turns away from their victims and encounters a new player in this game. What Ruby sees; a blur of rainbow sequins and a pair of running shoe soles the same hue as her name. What Ruby feels; a Missile Dropkick that connects flush to her face and knocks her against Diamond. The pair topple like dominoes as the interloper showily Kips Up with arms outspread.
DEBRA SUGERMAN
“Someone needs to teach these chicks how to work a crowd!” FAWNatics have a love/hate relationship with the Countess of Candyland, but Her Highness dishing out some post-match justice buys Debra a lot of goodwill! Diamond carelessly shoves Ruby off her and furiously pushes to her feet, “Who the hell areOOGH!?” Debra explodes forward with a Kneelift that threatens to expel the contents of Diamond’s stomach, The Countess takes the newbie in a Front Facelock and flings themselves to the mat to spike the singer's head into the ring floor. After enduring a full match and suffering in the confines of McMurray’s cleavage, this DDT proves to be Diamond’s off-switch, the Brit will remain unconscious and ass-up till some kind stranger escorts her to the back.
Shaking her vision clear of gumdrops and lollipops, Ruby picks herself up with the ropes and charges the sucrose scofflaw with hands ready to strangle.
CRACK!
Sugerman tilts her dainty hips and fires her foot like a shotgun blast to Ruby’s chin. The blue bassist is taken clean off her feet and plops onto the canvas in a matchbook.
SUGAR KICK
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Debra places a shoe on those upturned buns and strikes a fist-on-hips pose. “If you’re interfering in your cousin’s debut match, neither are fit to be in this league, Cadbury Cream.”
The suddenly heroic Debra Sugerman leaves the beaten bandmates to give the recovering McMurray a hand up and supportive shoulder to lean on, “Come on now, winners shouldn’t be lying on the mat.”
McMurray gratefully takes the hand and leans on Sugerman, “Thank you… We never really spoken before, I appreciate-”
Sugerman shifts her foot in front of Hazeema and palms the back of her head. There’s a swell of noise from the crowd trying to warn the Dungeon Master but there’s no time, Hazeema sees the ground rushing up to meet her and it takes a second to realize she’s been betrayed.
SUGAR SLAM
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Hazeema’s forehead hits the covered plywood via Superman's patented Reverse Russian Legsweep, and all goes dark. A wave of motion travels through the manager's body and kicks her legs up before Hazeema’s body thumps against the ring floor and lies still. Her hit points have hit zero.
Debra cockily flips the sleeping winner face up and leans over to play with her pigtails, swinging them by the ends like she’s playing double dutch. “You think you get to skip the line because you say a little speech? Not the way this works, sweetpea.”
“Get away from her!”
The Lightweight champion pushes past the pain of the ambush to tackle the latest blonde in the ring. The two catball on the ground back and forth for an electric handful of seconds before Crystal push-kicks Debra in the ribs and they separate. The two rush to their feet and charge each other; Crystal lands a sharp bytch slap that turns Debra’s head and puts a welt on her cheek. The actress rears back to give her a matching welt on the other cheek when Debra’s surprisingly fast right-hand Chops her in the throat!
“Gaack!”
Crystal’s eyes go wide in shock and her hands go to her neck. Debra tears one hand away to twist the limb in an Arm Wringer. She uses it to drag Crystal over to the prone McMurray. The Candy Queen palms the back of Hilton’s head, “Keep that belt shiny for me.” and swings a heel between the champion’s legs and hits her in the Helen Mirren!
Crystal goes pale and her jaw drops with a sucking breath. Debra takes the back of Lightweight champ’s head and takes her down with the Sugar slam, right into Hazeema’s crotch!
“AAAIEE!!”
Hazzeema bots straight up, screaming like she’s awoken from a terrible nightmare. With a pitiful whimper, she tilts onto her side and slowly curls into the fetal position, her body racked with silent sobs. Crystal’s not much better off, the head trauma dulls some of the fire raging below her waist, but she still has a cheek pressed against the mat and wishes the room would stop spinning. Debra Sugerman purposely takes her time getting up from the wreckage she’s made of four women and gaudily bows to the Orlando crowd, looking like a bigger threat than ever before.
“The Countess is coming for her gold!”