Post by hawkeye on Sept 3, 2023 17:47:07 GMT
“Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a three on two Tag Team Handicap match scheduled for one fall with a twenty-five minute time limit. Introducing first, hailing from Manila in the Philippines and Fox River, New York respectively, and weighing in tonight at a combined total of two hundred and sixty-four pounds, please welcome ALEXIS SUGUITAN AND LYSSA ZAHN!”
The house lights dimmed amidst a rush of cheers and a rapidly paced montage of metropolitan skylines and landmarks from around the world; Chicago, New York, London, Paris, Sydney, Los Angeles, Rio and ultimately Orlando, with the FAWN Arena on prominent display. Those in attendance had seen a version of this dozens if not hundreds of times, because they'd never seen one that prominently featured the ladies in question in each shot. The crowd was still taking in this modification when 'Centuries' hit the speakers to proclaim:
Some legends are told,
Some turn to dust or to gold,
But you will remember me,
Remember me for centuries.
The Filipino Phenom strode into view, Alexis moving gracefully to center stage where she stretched her arms wide to bask in the cheers she was no longer surprised to receive.
ALEXIS SUGUITAN:
For tonight's uphill battle against a most terrible trio, the leader of $uguitan Unlimited wore a gleaming white two piece that glowed against the copper of her complexion. The pro-style trappings continued with matching knee-pads and shin-high boots, the former adorned with stylized silver ‘$’ signs. Last but not least was her voluminous sleeveless mink coat, an accessory as appropriate at a red carpet premiere as adorning the shoulders of a warrior queen.
The Slaybor Day revelers were still getting used to her arrival when Fallout Boy gave way to Rival Sons, specifically the chorus that Alexis' partner had adopted as an unofficial anthem. Happy to lend their voices to Zahn's as the Black Hat swept into view, the FAWNatics bellowed:
Oh my, oh my baby,
Devil's gonna get you if I don't first.
Take my, take my body, take my body and do your worst!
LYSSA ZAHN:
Strutting into place beside her partner as the music rolled on, Lyssa slipped her phone from the elastic strap snug around one bicep and snapped a couple selfies with the Panther to make sure the fans would remember what the looked like before they got drenched in loser tears. Where Suguitan chose white, Zahn went with pink, her standard fightin' two-piece an almost feverish neon affair, the top with thin, black shoulder straps set at a slight angle, and a black mesh ‘plate’ over the clavicle, rising into a collar. The bottom rim of this piece and the neckline of the bikini top worked to create almost a heart-shaped ‘cleavage window.’ Matching bottoms with black trim, black wristbands and pads, and pink boots complete the look. Last but certainly not least, one couldn't ignore Lyssa's social media handle (identical across no less than six platforms) across the seat of her trunks and #WrathofZahn down the back of each boot.
Heading down the aisle with Zahn half a step ahead so she could better stream their strut, Alexis actually extended a hand to those reaching in her direction, though she kept her eyes locked on the phone while delivering a message to the three lost lurkers she knew were already watching. “You brats really think you've got an advantage tonight? Far as I'm concerned, having an extra ass to beat isn't a punishment, it's a bonus!”
Zahn tilted the phone in her direction and noted in her best Infomercial Shill voice. “Beat two asses, get a third ass to beat for free!”
“You've hid behind your goon squad for too long, Chadwick.” Alexis growled when the camera was back on her. “So tonight we take them down before we rough you up.” Tired of talk for the moment, Alexis broke into a sprint that took her down the rest of the aisle and under the bottom rope in a headlong dive.
As for Lyssa, she blew a kiss to the Lost Daughters and chirped, “Tiff... Claude, it's not too late to leave Ginni all by her lonesome. It'll still be a tag team handicap match snd you won't have to take a huge dose of Vitamin Bitch, either. Of course if you want your asses kicked... we're not hard to find.”
Lyssa cut the feed and rolled under the bottom rope to join the Penthouse Panther just as Suguitan doffed her coat. Offering wrists and knees to Al Carpenter so he wouldn't complain about it later, Zahn bumped knuckles with Alexis, then dropped to one knee and offered a brawny double bicep flex while Suguitan stood behind her with arms stretched wide in a brazen challenge to anyone who dared provoke their ire.
With their obnoxious opponents trapped in a world of hurt of their own choosing, Charlie XCX’s Trophy broke the positive vibes in the house, the catchy beat signaling the imminent arrival of Gorgeous Ginni and her cohorts.
TROPHY:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6RalzPNNpc
Ready to put a beatdown on the handicapped duo, the triumvirate of Lost Daughters emerged, ready to end Lyssa and Lexie once and for all.
The fans didn't wait long to test their lung-power, jeering the new arrivals.
At the head of the three-person snake was dirty blonde Ginnifer, clad in a white, strapless one piece, the initials “G” and “C” emblazoned at the bust, Letterman-style, in neon pink script, the uppermost curve of both letters extending just above the cups. Her pads and boots were white as well but the blonde's gray-green eyes were hidden behind a pair of bright red Lolita shades. Ginnifer was aloof, hardly seeming to notice the crowd, her focus on the women who needed to be taught a final lesson.
'GORGEOUS' GINNIFER CHADWICK:
To her left stood the flaxen-haired refugee from Eternal Midnight, Tiffany Mayes.
Of course, this Tiffany was no Inquisitor, at least not in the sartorial sense. The honey blonde was dressed in a tight red t-shirt with sleeves rolled up tight, her midriff bare from a knot of cotton just below her bosom. Beneath were high-waisted, black spandex boy-cuts, with black pads and boots.
TIFFANY MAYES:
Still, the utter disdain for the former schoolgirl was evident, the jeers for Mayes just as loud as the 'sibling' with whom she stood shoulder to shoulder.
On the opposite side, in simmering silence, Claudia Rooney raised an index finger to her lips, as if to try and shut the lips of the jeering nincompoops. She lowered a thumb to her throat and pulled the ’blade’ across in a violent slash. This earned her no admirers, not that Rooney ever cared about such trivialities as popularity among the FAWNatics.
For this match, the Muted Menace and long-ago Trophy Wife in Training wore a sturdy black two-piece with hot pink flames airbrushed on the top and across the seat. The fiery scheme carried over to her pads and boots as both are a matching red. Claudia’s ginger hair was fashioned in a long, slightly curved bob brushing the curves of her shoulders.
CLAUDIA ROONEY:
The trio ignored the catcalls, striding confidently toward their inevitable Slaybor Day destiny, their past lives and affiliations long abandoned, the Daughters thrown together to create mayhem, in this case the destruction of the ill-suited team in the ring.
Reaching their battleground, they ascended the steps, Tiff and Claudia entering on either side of the nearest corner, barely casting a glance toward their foes, while G-Honey climbed the buckles and flipped in from a stance on the top buckle.
They move to the center where they stared stonily at the hard cam.
An uneasy Ring Announcer lifted his microphone to confirm:
“And their opponents. From Savannah, Georgia; Princeton, New Jersey; and New Haven, Connecticut respectively at a combined weight of three hundred and thirty-nine pounds, Ginnifer Chadwick, Tiffany Mayes, and Claudia Rooney are the LOST DAUGHTERS!”
The boos cascaded through the arena and again Claudia shooshed the crowd to no avail, while the truculent Mayes offered a raised middle finger, and Gin Blossom stares lasers through Zahn and the Phenom.
Looking confident with their extra combatant, the Daughters moved to their corner, sneering at their foes, then met in a huddle to determine who would lead the attack.
In Ginnifer's mind the numbers advantage meant she should've seen serious deference if not flat-out concern on the faces of the perennial bridesmaid and the internet troll, so she was more than a little disgusted to see Suguitan and Zahn practically licking their chops while Claudia and Tiffany talked last second strategy.
Quick to note the Gorgeous One's position on the apron, Zahn called out, “Nice leadership there, Chad! How much more heavy lifting do those two have to do before you recognize them as the real leaders?”
“Kiss my ass, quitter!” Ginnifer responded without missing a beat. “I'm making sure everyone gets their time to shine while we kick your no-talent asses!”
“You mean, THEY, right?” Alexis snipped right back. “Everyone in this building knows you're going to let them do all the hard work while you sit back and do noth--”
The second generation superstar slipped through the strands and would've shouldered her way through Mayes and Rooney if the latter hadn't stretched an arm across her chest. “They're messing with you, Ginnifer.” the redhead murmured.
“They're messing with you because they know they're fucked.” Tiffany added. “Don't let those losers get in your head, we've got their number and NNNNGGGGHHH!”
Seeing the other Daughters turn their attention to Chadwick, Alexis and Lyssa exchanged a glance that ended with the Black Hat snatching hold of her partner's wrist in both hands. From there she stepped off, dropped her hips and sent the Penthouse Panther on her way with—Suguitan dug in her heels and reversed the Whip to send Zahn in her place at an even higher rate of speed, one that proved most dangerous to the Lost Daughters when Lyssa took to the skies with a Dropkick that THWHUMPED into the biceps of Claudia and Tiffany!
Knocked back against the buckles while her partners in crime careened away into the ropes, an infuriated Ginnifer caught Zahn in a rough Front Facelock as she scrambled to verticality and pounded away with a few Kneelifts to the gut as well as several Overhand Forearm Smashes across the shoulders and upper back! “Miserable brat!” she sneered at the brunette who responded to the bludgeoning with several hard punches to the blonde's flanks. “You're gonna learn you're not on my level, even if I have to break your goddamned arMMRRRGGHHH!”
Not about to let her partner endure a three on one situation for very long, Alexis rushed in at top speed and brought her right leg whipping up to THWHACK a Yakuza Kick against the point of Chadwick's chin! The strike sent Ginnifer barreling back-first into the buckles, where Lyssa immediately grabbed hold of the middle rope in both hands and began to thum-thum-THUMP Shoulderblocks into the blonde's vulnerable midsection!
Teeth bared in a gleaming grin as an exasperated Al Carpenter called for the bell, Suguitan debated joining Zahn in beating Chadwick into the dirt, but the former Tag Champ knew Rooney and Mayes couldn't be ignored so she tromped over to the redhead and caught a double handful of hair before driving a heavy Kneelift into the pit of her stomach! Halving her grip when Rooney doubled over, Alexis marched her foe over to Mayes and tagged her with a Bitch Slap before snatching another handful of hair. Stretching her arms as wide as she could, the Filipino Phenom went up on her tiptoes and brought the Daughters together in a meeting of the minds punctuated by a low, worrisome THWHUMP!
“All right, all right, all right!” Al shouted over the din of the crowd as Mayes and Rooney stumbled away from one another on jellied legs, “Knock off this scrum bullshit and get back to your corners!”
Suguitan nodded her understanding and started to step away only to stalk back into the Daughters' corner when Lyssa hooked her arms around Chadwick's upper thighs and boosted her into a seat on the top turnbuckle. Twisting 'round on the spot as soon as the Gorgeous One was properly arranged, Zahn reached back and laid claim to the blonde's wrists before taking a giant step forward and yanking Pretty Ginny off into a loopy somersault that got noticeably worse when Alexis wrapped her arms around Chadwick's upper thighs and dropped to a seat to THAWHAM her onto the deck courtesy an improvised Sit-Out Powerbomb!
ICONOCLASM TO SIT-OUT POWERBOMB:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=exNn71OAlh4
Shifting her focus to Claudia the instant she felt the thrum of Ginnifer's body hitting the canvas, Zahn rushed the redhead and skewered her with a short, ugly Spear that took both ladies off their feet! Elsewhere, Alexis hooked her calves over the blonde's biceps and snuggled in close to keep her pinned for...
ONE...
TWO...
THWHACK!
Tiffany rushed in from deep in left field and got some revenge for Lyssa's Dropkick by drilling both heels into the side of Suguitan's skull! Alexis let loose and toppled onto her side with both arms cradling her aching noggin while the vindictive Inquisitor scrambled to verticality and snatched hold of Ginnifer's wrists. Dragging her woozy leader into the Daughters' corner as quickly as she could, Tiffany only let go of Ginnifer when she could slip through the strands.
“Hey idiot, pay attention!” Mayes shouted to Carpenter even as she climbed onto the bottom rope.
Al, who'd been prizing Lyssa offa Claudia, turned around just in time to see Tiffany lean down and SLAP Chadwick on the shoulder.
Tag made and acknowledged, Mayes skipped over the top rope, rushed over to Suguitan and took to the skies again, the black-clad blonde leaning aaaaaaaaalllll the way back while simultaneously drawing her knees up to her chest to better concentrate her hundred and twenty-five pounds into a Senton that THWHUMPED down on Alexis' midsection! The Penthouse Panther sat up on impact, both arms crossed tight over her gut as she gasped for air.
SENTON:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8A1013dS3Ek
She was still struggling to catch her breath when Tiffany spun to one knee and warmed the Destroyer's cheek with a flurry of three quick slaps! “Thought you would've learned your lesson after we kicked your ass at Summer Swelter!” Mayes huffed as she dragged the big brunette to her feet via a double handful of hair. “But I got no problem snacking on cupcakes from time to time if it means teaching them a valuable lesson.” Alexis growled and raised an arm like she meant to gouge an elbow into the blonde's tummy, alas Tiff proved a bit too quick and she rushed into the Daughters' corner to BWUNG Suguitan's noggin against the top turnbuckle!
One wasn't nearly enough, so Tiffany tacked on two more, then turned the brunette around and stuffed her in against the buckles. From there she mounted the second strand and resumed her double hair-hold on the woozy Phenom. Rather than pound punches into the other wrestler's hairline, the Inquisitor raised Alexis' head until her chin was a deep breath from the fork of the blonde's crotch. Then she BWUNGED the back of Suguitan's skull against the canvas-padded steel as hard as she could! Three more bludgeoning impacts followed in short order, their pace such that the crowd grudgingly began to count, 'FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE!'
Tiffany paused the beatdown, raised Alexis' head one more time and waggled her hips in Suguitan's face just because she—“HEY!”
Alexis threaded her arms through the blonde's thighs and wrapped them around her waist, then tromped out of the corner with Mayes astride her shoulders in a Powerbomb stall! Understandably disinclined to absorb such a powerful maneuver from the Filipino Phenom, Tiff started pounding punches between Alexis' eyes in an effort to—Suguitan shot up on tiptoes and laid out on her back to BWUNG Tiffany's mug into the top turnbuckle in an improvised Snake Eyes! Mayes' head snapped back and the rest of her quickly followed, the Inquisitor stumbling away from the impact until—“OOOOWWWWWW!”
On her feet a moment prior, Alexis embraced her catfighting roots by draaaaaaaaaaagging her nails down the blonde's mostly bare back! Tiff went up on tiptoes and lurched forward with one hand extended for either Ginnifer or Claudia, the latter having just clambered up onto the apron. Chadwick still looked loopy from the double team but the Whist Warrior reached eagerly enough. They were inches away from making the tag when Suguitan snatched a handful of her foe's waistband and yanked her into a Forearm Smash that THWHAPPED against her lower back. Catching the Inquisitor's left arm in a Half Nelson immediately thereafter, Alexis followed that by snagging Tiffany's right arm in a Chickenwing. With both hooks sunk deep, Suguitan dropped her hips and exploded back in a gorgeous bridge that tore Mayes off her feet and THAWHAMMED her down full force on the back of her head and shoulders!
HALF & HALF SUPLEX:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ucw7nVr8iGg
The impact flopped Tiffany over onto her back and Alexis quickly scrambled over, but rather than try for a pin she helped herself to a huge handful of hair and peeled the smaller battler off the canvas. “Bitch, you really thought I'd slink off after you spiked my head into the mat when the match was already over?” Alexis snarled as she marched Tiffany into the friendliest corner. “This isn't done until WE say so!” To emphasize this point she BWUNGED Tiffany's face into the top turnbuckle before making a tag to Lyssa, who immediately climbed into the high rent district.
“Hoist her up for me, would ya?” Zahn asked of her partner.
She needn't have wasted her breath, Suguitan had already backed off and reeled Mayes into a Front Facelock. From there she slung the blonde's near arm across her shoulders and muscled her all the way to high noon, which was where she stayed until the Social Media Superstar leapt from her perch in a gorgeous Diving Crossbody that caught Tiff flush across the tummy! The force of it was more than enough to complete the Vertical Suplex, Tiffany THAWHUMPED onto the deck with Zahn immediately hooking both legs into a snug Back Press good for the...
VERTICAL SUPLEX & DIVING CROSSBODY @ 00:23
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Vi3tn-BGwg
ONE…
TWO…
Mayes kicked free with both tardy Daughters heading back out through the ropes when they saw their teammate survive by the scantest of margins.
The TikTok Terror spared a glance at Carpenter and shrugged at his two raised fingers.
“More fun for us, little drone,” Zahn whispered to Tiffany.
Lyssa dug a set of digits into Tiff’s scalp and yanked a wincing Mayes to her feet. The Inquisitor snapped a Forearm Shiver to Zahn’s jaw, breaking loose of Lyssa’s grip. Mayes grabbed a wrist of her adversary and tugged the Tweet Storm-Trooper toward a raised right arm for a Short-Arm Clothesline.
But the nimble Zahn ducked under the swing, slipped behind Tiffany, and encircled the tanned midriff of the Lost Daughter from behind. Lyssa cinched a Bear Hug tight, the bigger grappler lifting a grimacing Tiff to tiptoes. The Insta-Gator rattled Mayes from side to side in her grasp before lifting the scrambled Mayes several inches off the deck.
Becoming more breathless by the second, a grunting Tiffany squeaked out a desperate ‘down’ and the smirking Social Media Superstar obliged, PLANTING Tiffany’s undercarriage atop the plank of her upper right leg when Zahn genuflected to deliver an Atomic Drop.
Tiffany bounced off the posted knee like there’s an explosion beneath her ass. Mayes’ hands were buried between her thighs on landing, and she waddled toward the outstretched arm of Rooney.
It’s slow progress quickly interrupted by Zahn, who grabbed a shoulder and spun Tiff to face her. An undefended Toe Kick to the tummy doubled a gasping Mayes at the waist and Lyssa pulled the faltering Daughter into a Front Facelock, Ginnifer screaming at Tiffany to tag out.
The struggling blonde wasn't in the driver’s seat as Lyssa illustrated in spectacular fashion by vaulting Mayes into the air in a Suplex-like launch before twisting and releasing Tiffany in mid-air.
As Zahn dropped to her back, knees lifted, Mayes CRASHED across the bony joints, courtesy the Black Hat’s Backbreaker.
SUPLEX-LIFT DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER @ 00:05
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUxPVaQuJJM
Arching in anguish as she laid on the canvas, Tiffany was peeled off the mat, Lyssa passing on another pin attempt to heave the spellbound sibling to home base with an Irish Whip. Mayes sprinted into a spinning, back-first collision with the buckles, only aggravating the pulsating pain from her spinal column.
A greedy Alexis was within reach of the slumped Tiff. She surrounded the blonde’s neck with a coppery-skinned arm, choking her foe. A bug-eyed Tiffany flailed wildly as a racing Lyssa approached, dipped an elbow, and SPEARED Mayes’ midriff, the Inquisitor violently jackknifed between the top and middle buckles.
Lyssa pulled the crumbling competitor out as she removed her impaling shoulder. The TikTok Terror dipped and scooped Mayes off the deck and onto her right shoulder, then laid the groaning blonde across the top ropes on either side of the buckle, as if on an altar, readying the once upon a time schoolgirl for sacrifice.
“Tune that bytch up,” Suguitan advised. A chuckling Lyssa nodded in response.
The content creator laced her fingers and played a new tune on the Zahnlophone, Lyssa battering Tiff’s body up and down with Double Axhandle blows, pounding the joined fists into chest and belly. With Al’s belated count at ‘FOUR’, Zahn relented, reaches over the splayed, elevated Mayes and tagged in the Penthouse Panther to continue the assault.
Once inside and with Zahn legally removed from the squared circle, Suguitan dipped her shoulders and a helpful Lyssa rolled Tiffany’s limp body onto them, Mayes ending in a Fireman’s Carry across the brawny, golden-brown shoulders of the Phenom.
Alexis began marching her cargo to center stage only to find an exasperated Gin Blossom within the confines and charging. There’s no time for more than a split-second look of alarm from the Filipino before Chadwick landed a Dropkick to Lexi’s chest. Unfortunately for Tiffany, her partner’s frustration leads to a prolific Samoan Drop by Suguitan, Mayes THUMPED in a sandwich between the deck and a falling Alexis.
Al dropped to the canvas to count the pin on G-Honey’s partner. He'd reached 'ONE' when Ginnifer grabbed Suguitan’s lethal lower limbs and heaved them toward Alexis’ head, Matchbooking the Panther in a pin when an alert Mayes used her position across the Filipino’s shoulders to rotate ninety degrees, get off hers and place Suguitan’s on the mat, Alexis stacked and squirming in a Crucifix!
Ginnifer planted her palms atop the upturned ass of her Destroyer-class adversary for a little added insurance while the oblivious Al counted out the…
ONE…
TWO…
THRNOOO!
The cavalry arrived, Lyssa throwing her body into the three-woman pile-up to break the pin and make it a foursome. Feeling left out, Carpenter shouting at everyone but her, Claudia slid through the ropes and NAILED a rising Lyssa with a Dropkick to the knee, forcing a grimacing Zahn to genuflect before the rising Whist Warrior.
Living up to her silent but deadly reputation, the auburn-haired grappler deftly pirouetted into a Spinning Back Kick to Lyssa’s lowered noggin that sent the Insta-Gator spilling to her face and chest, clinging to consciousness.
SPINNING BACK KICK:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_bEJ8ehnxk
With the Black Hat splattered in front of her by her teammate, Ginny stomped her felled foe to mudhole status, landing boot after boot to any open area she can find.
With the leader of the Lost Daughters having taken over laying waste to the internet agitator from her, Claudia turns her attention taBOOOM!
A risen Alexis nearly decapitated Rooney with a Big Boot to the point of the redhead’s chin, the back of Claudia’s skull BANGING off the thinly-sheathed floorboards, the pale Daughter left in a wide starfish at the feet of the Phenom.
Suguitan didn't get to enjoy the wreckage for long as a recovering Mayes threw her body into the back of Lexi’s left knee with a Chop Block that had Alexis rolling on the ground, yelping, cursing and grasping at her throbbing joint, pulling the leg close.
An irritated Al shouted at no one in particular, trying to clear the ring of anyone who’ll listen, hopefully the illegal combatants.
“Always here to help!” Chadwick assured.
She scraped Lyssa off the canvas and bum-rushed Zahn to the ropes, tossing her foe up-n-over. But while Lyssa landed outside, she remained steadfastly on the apron, clinging to the top rope with a clenching palm. A furious Gin Blossom raced to the opposite cables and lifted a knee into the sternum of the content creator, sending Lyssa flying off the edge and CRASHING into the barricade several feet distant.
As Zahn puddled at its base, Ginnifer held her palms high, innocent of all charges. She dipped through the ropes when reaching the Daughters’ home, offers a pleased “See? I helped you out!” nod toward the referee.
G-Honey shouted for a tag when she saw Tiffany applying retribution to Alexis via an agonizing Wishbone Leg Splitter, the blonde standing on Lexi’s right ankle while falling away with the left in tow, forcing the Phenom into a gawd-awful set of splits.
Alexis howled in pain, sitting up, hands pressed against her strained groin muscles, dark eyes watering.
With Tiff tending to a stirring Claudia, Ginnifer screamed at Mayes.
“What the hell are you doing?! Tag me, then worry about her!”
Tiffany eyeballed one partner then the other and hustled to the top Daughter, slapping Ginnifer’s extended hand.
Chadwick used her grip on the rope to spring over the top, immediately transitioning to a sprint after landing.
G-Honey lowered a shoulder and dropped the rising Phenom with a block to the cleft of Lexi’s bosom. A grinning Ginni lorded over the splayed Suguitan.
Alexis pushed her away and struggled to vertical as best she could, but the fresh, second-generation superstar was waiting, sidling alongside, slipping under the Penthouse Panther’s near arm. Ginnifer launched Alexis up and over, DRILLING the Filipino superstar into the deck, Lexi landing harshly on her head and shoulders with a Backdrop Suplex.
Backdrop Suplex:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nsy8sOnoec8
Suguitan cradled the back of her skull, boot soles pattering against the canvas as a nearby and seated Gorgeous Ginni stared into the jeering FAWNatics, pointing at her temple, making sure everyone knows she’s the brains of the outfit.
The crowd responded with boos and Tiffany was too busy tending to Claudia to voice her support so an irritated Chadwick offered the jeering throng a double dose of raised middle fingers before she turned the full brunt of her ire on Alexis. “Normally I prefer to break a brat's arm off at the shoulder.” she explained even as she helped herself to the downed brunette's left ankle. “But Tiff did some excellent work with that Chop Block and it'd be rude not to build on it. Hope you like walking with crutches, gimpy.”
Still woozy from the Suplex, Suguitan huffed, “Only need one leg to put you across my knee for a spankWHOAH HHRRRRGGHHHH!”
Not about to endure such tawdry threats from a loser she'd already humbled, Ginnifer used her grip to flip Alexis onto her belly and from there she muscled the Penthouse Panther up into an involuntary handstand, Suguitan scrabbling madly for purchase until Chadwick dropped to her knees to THWUNK her prey's left knee into the deck with a brutal Stump Puller!
Alexis wailed and rolled onto her back with the wounded joint pulled up snug against her chest. The worst of the hurt hadn't even started to fade when the Gorgeous One snatched her ankle and stretched the vulnerable limb out full length. A few quick Toe Kicks to Suguitan's inner thigh drew a warning from Carpenter for being this close to low blows, but the Filipino Phenom was still very much in the clutches of her rival when Chadwick did a quick little do-si-do around that strained leg to fold it like she was setting for a Figure Four. Indeed that vaunted Leglock seemed inevitable when the blonde leaned over and collected Alexis' right leg to drape it over her foe's exposed left ankle in the correct numerical arrangement, but things took a noticeable detour when the second-generation superstar dropped to a seat perpendicular to her victim's left hip rather than directly in line with those tangled stems. Hands braced against the mat, Ginnifer braced her left heel against the inside of Alexis' right knee and puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuushed forward to secure a textbook perfect Indian Deathlock!
INDIAN DEATHLOCK:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8WsXsJW9AY
“RRRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!” Suguitan rose up on her elbows and pounded a fist against the mat while Chadwick bobbled up and down, the blonde careful to keep her buns elevated by several inches at all times to maximize the awful strain.
“Give it up, bitch!” Ginny demanded as she ground the point of her heel against Alexis' knee like she was trying to stamp out a bug. “Before I snap this scrawny leg off at the knee!”
Suguitan shook her head 'no' without wasting any breath, the brunette instead choosing to use her energy to draaaaaaaaaag herself a bit closer to the ropes. Chadwick snorted, eased off the pressure a little bit only to jab her heel into the side of Alexis' knee once again! “Don't even think about it!” she teased. “Getting to those ropes only gives me a reason to break your other OOOWWW!”
Suguitan sat up straight, swatted Chadwick's boot away from her knee and quickly raked her nails down the smooth expanse of the Southerner's right thigh! “You're not gonna so shit.” Alexis proclaimed after another painful pass over Ginny's gam. “Soon as I make you sweat a little you'll scurry over to the corner and tag out so Tiffany or Claudia can fix another of your fuck-upSSSEERRRGGHHH!”
With Chadwick's left leg out of position the Deathlock wasn't nearly so deadly, but Alexis' stems were still tangled to the point of immobility and this cost her dearly when the Savannah Arm Snatcher brought her left foot over not to re-apply the hold, but to THUMP that heel into the center of Suguitan's trunks! Alexis sat up like she'd been shocked, then went flat again once Ginnifer set her boot against the exposed knee and redoubled her original efforts!
“You're the only fuck-up in this ring, Lexie.” Chadwick hissed over the wails of her struggling opposition. “Even Zahn, douche nozzle that she is, has built a reputation for something SHE'S done. What have you ever done, huh? Leached off Portia, couldn't turn it into anything. Leached off Portia AND Amara and only managed to become the weakest link among World Champions! And now? Now you're UUGGGH!”
Alexis flattened her left hand into a paddle and SLAPPED the blonde's tummy as hard as she could. Tacking on a few more for good measure she huffed, “Now I'm tearing apart a shitty little Nepo Baby while the whole world cheers me NGH! NGH! NGH! NGH!”
Ginnifer removed her left foot so she could push up and over, the blonde settling into a mount on the Filipino Phenom's tummy that let her grab a huge handful of hair to better deliver punch after punch after punch to Suguitan's noggin! “Closed fists, Al!” Lyssa shouted to the referee from her corner. “Make her break it or I'll do it for you!”
Carpenter extended a warning finger to Zahn, but it didn't stop him from saying, “Open those hands, Ginnifer! Don't make me tell you--”
Pretty Ginni paused for the sole purpose of flipping the zebra off, so Al felt no qualms about going straight into the count. “ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!”
Chadwick rose to her full height and threw both hands into the air before punctuating her dominance by STAMPING her left foot down on Suguitan's chest! Arrogant though it was, the predicament still counted as a pin, so Carpenter dropped to one knee and counted off...
ONE...
TWO...
THRNOOOO!
Lyssa had started through the strands only to draw back to the apron once Alexis jerked a shoulder off the canvas.
Shrugging free from the last vestiges of the Deathlock, the Gorgeous One sauntered around the fallen brunette while offering the FAWNatics a jaunty double bicep flex. “Lost Daughters, idiots!” she barked to the jeering crowd. “That's how we do it!”
Circling back to Alexis so she could snatch a handful of hair, the blonde hauled her rival to verticality and sidled in on Suguitan's left so she could take possession of the brunette's left ankle. From there she stuffed Alexis' heel up against her backside and dipped her head beneath the other wrestler's left arm. Right arm looped around Suguitan's waist, Chadwick gathered her reserves, then muscled the Destroyer high into the air for a Shinbreak—“NGH! NGH! NGH!”
The Filipino Phenom smashed the point of her left elbow into the nape of Ginnifer's neck hard enough to make the Georgian release her grasp on the folded leg. Suguitan landed on her feet and immediately stumbled forward, the white-clad battler heavily favoring her wounded left—“Lexy jump!” Zahn called at the top of her lungs and damned if Suguitan didn't take to the skies with a vertical leap just high enough to clear the Chop Block Chadwick aimed at the back of her left knee!
Practically hopping on her good leg while Ginnifer skidded across the empty canvas, Suguitan backpedaled toward a friendlier corner of the squared circle and chided, “Real graceful, ass-face! You want to try that again or should I turn my back first?”
Ginnifer actually had a clear path to Claudia and Tiffany, the former of whom had extended her hand to the Savannah Arm Snatcher, but Chadwick wasn't about to let the Penthouse Panther get the last word so she scrambled to her feet and stormed across the ring. Even with the head start Alexis wasn't quick enough to beat Ginnifer to the corner and she grunted in distress when Chadwick went low and glommed onto her left ankle. In the next instant she yanked the limb off the mat and—CRAAACK!
Alexis hauled off with a right-handed Bitch Slap that put the blonde's head on a swivel!
Suddenly far more interested in making a tag than she'd been only a moment prior, Chadwick stumbled around in a half circle and lurched toward the Daughters' side of town. She hadn't even reached the halfway point when the big brunette rushed her down and clubbed her with a Double Axehandle between the shoulders! Ginnifer doubled over so Alexis reached through her legs with right arm and grabbed hold of the blonde's left wrist. The grip was awkward, but quite effective as Chadwick had to mince and waddle back the way she'd came when Alexis walked into the corner and TAGGED Zahn into the match.
Still clamped down on Ginnifer's wrist, the Filipino Phenom dipped beneath Ginnifer's right arm and hooked her left arm across the back of the blonde's neck. It wasn't quite a traditional Pumphandle, though it was still more than enough for Alexis to muscle her burden upside down, the big brunette looping her right arm around Chadwick's midsection to hold her in pla-- Suguitan kicked both legs forward and laid out on her back to SPIKE Ginnifer's skull into the canvas with a thunderous Brainbuster!
PUMPHANDLE BRAINBUSTER @ 00:12
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mz0XtO1rMg
The head-drop left Gorgeous stretched out in a defenseless sprawl, but Suguitan rolled clear without even considering a pin because—Lyssa Zahn dropped out of the lights like a planet-killing meteor with a Frog Splash that THAWHAMMED down on Ginny's gorgeous tummy! Quick to hook the far leg, Zahn pulled the blonde's knee up to just south of her chin and nodded along while Al and the FAWNatics counted out...
FROG SPLASH:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPS2DmLiCqk
ONE...
TWO...
THRENOOOOOOOO!
Alexis managed to stuff Tiffany's would-be interference with a short Spear, but Claudia juked the brunette a heartbeat prior and drilled a Low Dropkick into Lyssa's forehead to break the cover with half a whisper to spare!
“C'mon Claudia, get back to your corner!” Carpenter demanded of the Whist Warrior even as she grabbed hold of Chadwick's wrists and began dragging her toward the Daughters' side of town.
“Sure thing, dork.” she replied. “You don't mind if I take her with me, right?” Al did as a matter of fact, unfortunately he had to devote his attention to getting Alexis offa Tiffany and with Lyssa shaking off the Dropkick there was no one to stop Claudia from hauling the Gorgeous One into the Lost Daughters' corner for a tag.
The reticent redhead stepped through the ropes then tagged the shoulder of a slumped, seated Chadwick, G-Honey having been leaned into the buckles by Rooney.
Across the ring, a couple of the other combatants continued to tangle with Alexis having the better of it.
“If you want to keep beating on her, take it outside Lexi,” Carpenter proposed, hoping Suguitan will accept the compromise.
A risen Alexis grabbed the top rope with both hands, leaned back and used the leverage to stuff Mayes under the bottom cable, then flushed Tiffany to the floor with an additional shove from her powerful, golden-brown lower limb.
Taking a quick glance over a shoulder and seeing both Pretty Ginni in her sorry state and her partner in a defensible position against an advancing Claudia, the Phenom stepped through and dropped to the floor.
The Penthouse Panther peeled Tiff off the deck, pivoted, and flung the blonde down the length of the ring, Mayes turning and flying back-first into the metal barricade, a sickening CLACK reverberating from the impact. Tiffany arched as she slid to her haunches, puddling at the barrier’s base, removed as a threat for the time being.
Inside, the Silent Assassin remained one, flattening Zahn with a running raised elbow to the forehead.
To her credit, Lyssa pushed up to one knee but it only gave the auburn-haired grappler an instant opportunity to charge the penitent Social Media Superstar, use her foe’s raised knee as a platform, and leapt into a consciousness-altering Axe Kick to the back of Lyssa’s skull.
AXE KICK:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPT07MazHEE
The Black Hat’s arms fell limp at her sides and she faceplanted on the canvas.
Claudia shoved the dead-weight of the tawny TikTok Terror to a spread-eagle, hooking one of the wide legs for insurance, then rolling to a Back Press pin for the…
ONE…
TWO…
THRNOO!
Alexis was only back to her legal station, unable to make a save, but Lyssa rescued herself, scraping a shoulder a few inches off the deck, prompting Al to spring to his feet and throw two fingers high.
Rooney gave the official her wordless disapproval before turning her attention to a stirring Zahn. Her foe having gamely pushed to all fours, Claudia scrambled to boot-leather and headed to the ropes for a rebound. Returning at a sprint, Rooney hopped as she closed, her right leg lifted higher as Claudia planed to punctuate the battle with a vicious Curbstomp, ending the Insta-Gator’s night.
But as the Lost Daughter’s boot rose for the exclamation, an arm of Lyssa’s rose and swept the descending sole from behind her braincase. Instead, Rooney stamped the canvas next to the Tweet Storm-Trooper. Acting quickly, Zahn tripped an off-balance Rooney to the deck, rolling Claudia onto her shoulders. Tightly cradled, the redhead squirmed through…
ONE…
TWO…
…before breaking loose and scrambling to her feet, baby blues wide with concern, until she saw only Carpenter’s index and middle fingers raised.
“Don’t screw around!” came a shout from the Daughters’ corner.
A sour-faced Rooney didn't have to guess from whom it issued. She ignored the 'advice' and strode for the nearest corner as a recovering Lyssa slowly ascended to vertical and searched for her adversary. Finally, turning to face Claudia seated on the top buckle, Zahn’s dark eyes widened as Rooney sprang off her perch. Claudia grabs Lyssa’s neck on the fly-by and absolutely RAMMED Zahn’s face and chest into the unforgiving, canvas-covered floorboards with her Red Eye Flatliner.
RED EYE @ 00:22
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI4_9qnCH_U
The Silent Assassin, her victim out cold, grabbed Lyssa and rolled the gobsmacked brunette to her back, Zahn’s body ending in a snoozing, single file upon which Claudia marked her ‘X’ with a Crossbody pin for the win with the…
ONE…
TWO…
THRNOOO!
The Filipino Phenom showed the foresight to enter and break up the pin a split-second prior to the third slap of the mat, diving into the legal combatants to end the count!
“Where were you?” Ginnifer complained to a late-arriving Tiffany on the sidelines, Mayes still unsure of her surroundings from her earlier mistreatment. “Claude needs you to do better. Get in there and take that bytch out!” Chadwick continued.
The Inquisitor rattled her cranium, trying to jangle her senses back into place so she could clear Suguitan out, but it’s not happening instantly.
“Come on Gorgeous, the water’s fine,” Alexis teased, motioning Chadwick in even as Al’s trying to convince the Phenom to leave.
G-Honey wasn't showing a lot of interest in joining the fight, holding fast in her corner, making sure Carpenter knew it’s his duty, not hers, to keep things fair and eject the Penthouse Panther.
Not far from the verbal sparring, Claudia reestablished her control. Slipping behind a seated Zahn, a similarly settled Rooney snatched Lyssa’s arm at the wrists and pulled them behind her. The auburn-haired ring tactician used her alabaster legs to Scissors her foe’s wings, locking her ankles behind the Black Hat’s neck.
Pushing forward, stuffing Lyssa’s chin into her chest, Rooney used her Lotus Lock to try and force a submission from a mewling Zahn.
LOTUS LOCK:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDZrlZttcsw
“Ask her,” the Whist Warrior demanded.
Carpenter did as told, Zahn grunting out a squeaky response in the negative.
With Al’s attention back on the legal attempt to claim victory, a not yet departed Suguitan reverses course for another save when Ginnifer slunk through the cables for an interception.
The blonde’s close when Alexis twisted into a lightning-fast Super Kick, her boot catching Gin Blossom under the chin. G-Honey’s head snapped back and her frame straightened like a board before she timbered to the canvas, finishing in a delectable starfish at Lexy’s feet.
With Suguitan’s rescue interrupted, if rather painfully, Lyssa remained in a mess of agonizing trouble. However, the resourceful Zahn got her boots soles beneath her, lifted her cheeks off the canvas and pushed her back against the redhead’s freckled thighs, balling Claudia onto her shoulders behind her for the…
ONE…
TWO…
Rooney released and rolled out of the pinning predicament.
Hopping to her feet, Claudia vaulted high above the splayed Zahn with legs extended, planning on dropping them across the throat and chest of the Social Media Superstar. However, Zahn rolled clear, Rooney spiking her tailbone into the deck instead, features etched in pain, hands slipping beneath her taut ass for a quick massage.
With Carpenter taking no chances and physically accompanying Suguitan out of the ring, it’s a fight to see who reached her feet first, with no doubt it will not be Ginnifer.
Rooney and Lyssa rose together several feet distant and it’s the TikTok Terror finding the strength to surge toward her adversary and literally rise to the occasion, leaping into a Supergirl Punch that laid out the redhead next to her Gorgeous counterpart.
SUPERGIRL PUNCH @ 00:35
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qy_OQpPIns
Zahn didn't often attempt to finish her foes with such a simple strike, but the battle had been quite taxing and they were still dealing with a deficit so she threw herself atop Claudia's sprawled form and hooked the far leg while Al and the FAWNatics counted off...
ONE...
TWO... THRE—“NNGGHH!”
Chadwick was still stretched out on her back, but she'd toppled close enough to the action to deliver an awkward kick to the side of Lyssa's head half a heartbeat before 'THREE!'
Cursing as the Savannah Arm Snatcher denied them yet another victory, Suguitan rushed over to the recovering blonde and buried a stomp in her belly just to make sure she was nice and pliant after she'd been scraped off the mat. Thrusting Chadwick's gorgeous noggin between her thighs, Alexis quickly butterflied the arms, but rather than lock her hands she hooked her fingers into the leg-holes of Ginnifer's pristine briefs inside. “Doesn't matter how many times it happens.” the Filipino Phenom snickered over the roar of those assembled. “I NEVER get tired of HHHHRRRGGHHHH!” Tiffany Mayes came outta nowhere like a bad memory intent on spoiling a perfect day and she came damned close by THWHACKING both heels into the back of Suguitan's skull with a Missile Dropkick!
Panty Peeler immediately forgotten, Alexis released her hooks and would've crumpled to the canvas if Ginnifer hadn't freed her arms, wrapped them around the big brunette's upper thighs and spilled her to the deck with a Double Leg Takedown! In the next instant she somersaulted over, the second-generation superstar landing on her heels to fold her prey into a gorgeous Jackknife good for the...
Two looooooong seconds of no count went by before Pretty Ginni let loose and scrambled to verticality with murder in her eyes. “What the fuck was that?” she bellowed. “Where's my count?”
“You're not legal, Ginnifer.” Al explained without ceding a step. “You may have the numbers advantage but you still have to tag in and out.”
Chadwick stifled a growl that sounded like a tea-kettle with anger management issues, then rounded on Tiffany. “Get Claudia and get her to the corner, NOW. I'll finish this myself!” On that definitive note she twisted around and started toward the Daughters' cor—Lyssa exploded off the ropes and dropped a shoulder for a Spear that would've put the blonde down on the spot if Chadwick hadn't taken leave of the canvas with a gorgeous leap-frog! T'was a gorgeous evasion there could be no doubt, alas it saved Ginnifer's hide at the expense of her partner, namely Claudia, who'd just been helped upright by the dutiful Tiffany!
SPEAR:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=syNLCm6JT6U
Eyes wide with shock as all her good work was so abruptly undone, Tiff raised a Double Axehandle over her head but doing so left her open for the Toe Kick that a freshly-risen Alexis plowed into her tummy. Reeling the blonde into the Standing Headscissors that she'd so recently helped Chadwick escape, Alexis looped her arms around Mayes' waist and lifted her up ass over teakettle just so she could have the grip and CLAMP a malicious claw to the center of Tiffany's togs!
“Oooooohhhhhh, that sounds like it HURTS, doesn't it?” Suguitan was working on Mayes, but her attention was on no one but Ginnifer. “Of course you KNOW it hurts, don't you, Ginni? You're not gonna slink back to the corner and just let her suffer, are you?”
The Gorgeous One hissed and tromped forward only to draw back when Lyssa got to her feet with Claudia in tow. Standing almost shoulder to shoulder with her partner, the Social Media Siren said, “Hey, that looks neat! Let me try.” A quick Headscissors and Waistlock muscled the redhead into position and a very familiar claw grip produced a reaction that was anything but silent!
Ginnifer, her arrogant features running through several shades of pink and red before draining away to a pallid white, just shook her head in disgust and said, “Screw you. And screw them. I'll deal with you brats on my own terms.” With that she whipped around and headed not for the corner, but for the set of strands facing the ramp!
“Holy shit, she just walked out on you both!” Zahn noted with genuine incredulity as the blonde stomped toward the stage with nary a glance back for her suffering allies. “I thought she was faking us out just to grab a chair or something but no, she's fuckin' gone. Damned if she didn't make me feel bad for you two assholes.”
“Not bad enough to let them go, I hope.” Alexis muttered with obvious disgust.
“Of course not. Piledriver?”
“Piledriver.”
Plans made, the domineering exotiques dipped their knees then hopped into the air and kicked their legs forward to land in relative comfort on their backsides while Claudia and Tiffany were THWHUNKED against the canvas-sheathed plywood with all the dignity afforded a lawn dart.
Rolling to one knee as their foes toppled in opposite directions, Suguitan and Zahn exchanged a fist bump before stretching their arms wide to accept the love of the Slaybor Day crowd. On her feet a moment later, Lyssa bent down to grab hold of Claudia's hair when caught the exasperated eye of one Al Carpenter. “What's the problem, stretch?” she asked with a snort. “Lack of tags cause you to break out in hives?”
Al sighed, shook his head. “Could you at least like, slap hands or something?”
“What am I, a cheerleader?” Zahn countered. “Get the hell outta he--”
Alexis raised an index finger and interjected. “Sure my dude, you want a ceremonial tag? You got it. But we want a double pin when we stack these dorks.”
The official didn't argue. He just nodded and swept a hand toward his charges. “As you wish, ladies.”
Grinning like a pair of Cheshire Cats, Alexis and Lyssa exchanged a swat, followed by a fist bump, a shared finger snap and hip bump that earned a raucous cheer from those assembled. Ceremonies thus tended to, Alexis scraped Tiffany off the mat and reeled her into a Front Facelock while Lyssa slipped an arm through Claudia's thighs to better boost the redhead across her shoulders in a Fireman's Carry. As for the Penthouse Panther, she slung Mayes' near arm across her shoulders, then reached down with her free hand and hooked the blonde's left leg from the inside in an awkward cradle that yanked the limb off the mat.
The partners exchanged a nod and from there Alexis muscled her adversary up 'n over, the Filipino Phenom holding Mayes in the drop position just until the Insta-Gator dipped her knees and flipped Claudia off 'n out. Then Suguitan dropped to her tush and Zahn came down on her knees, the brunettes THWHUNKING and CRUSHING their respective burdens with a simultaneous dose of From Penthouse to Poorhouse and Meme Generator!
FROM PENTHOUSE TO POORHOUSE:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4JtCWNhYX4
MEME GENERATOR @ 00:53
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfxc9kh_iRE
Still cradling Tiff's leg on impact, Alexis drew it close and scooted forward to claim a domineering Reverse Face Sit while Lyssa swung into a Front Face Sit, the Tweet Storm-Trooper treating her followers to a glorious double bicep flex as Al Carpenter proved true to his word and swatted the mat with both hands to tally an identical set of...
ONE...
TWO...
THREE!
At the clang of the bell Zahn tousled her hair and clamped her thighs together while Suguitan cranked back on the Half Matchbook and rolled her hips in taut little figure eights while the Announcer confirmed the obvious. “Ladies and gentlemen, your winners via pin-fall... ALEXIS SUGUITAN AND LYSSA ZAHN!”
At the base of the ramp, Ginnifer watched the faces of her fellow Daughters used as cushions by the victorious Lexi and Lyssa.
Hand on her head in distress, she shook her noggin in disbelief at the horrific sight. But when the triumphant twosome loitered atop the features of Claudia and Tiffany, then motioned G-Honey to come in and save her crew after abandoning them, the blonde took nary a step in that direction.
“These are your sisters,” the Social Media Superstar shouts. Zahn waggled her ass atop a comatose Mayes. “And they’re not even worth an effort?”
“They’re not going to be happy with what they see on Lyssa’s media in the morning,” Alexis chimed in. “All these people are recording you walking away.”
“And while these losers are having their Wall of Shame moment right now,” Lyssa added. “Yours will last forever. Unless you get your ass in here and try and take them back.”
“Fuck it,” Pretty Ginni sneered. “Keep’em. I left Gabby in the dust and only got better. I’ll leave that trash on the curb just as easily. But at Mania, TikTok Twerp? I’m going to create some unforgettable content with your face!”
Chadwick turned and wiped said dust off her boot soles then headed for the exit.
Suguitan and Zahn rose from the greasy faces of the unconscious vanquished, placing a boot on the chest of their respective foes while pointing up at Ginnifer, making sure the cheering throng knew to attend Mania if they wanted to see G-Honey end the same way.
The house lights dimmed amidst a rush of cheers and a rapidly paced montage of metropolitan skylines and landmarks from around the world; Chicago, New York, London, Paris, Sydney, Los Angeles, Rio and ultimately Orlando, with the FAWN Arena on prominent display. Those in attendance had seen a version of this dozens if not hundreds of times, because they'd never seen one that prominently featured the ladies in question in each shot. The crowd was still taking in this modification when 'Centuries' hit the speakers to proclaim:
Some legends are told,
Some turn to dust or to gold,
But you will remember me,
Remember me for centuries.
The Filipino Phenom strode into view, Alexis moving gracefully to center stage where she stretched her arms wide to bask in the cheers she was no longer surprised to receive.
ALEXIS SUGUITAN:
For tonight's uphill battle against a most terrible trio, the leader of $uguitan Unlimited wore a gleaming white two piece that glowed against the copper of her complexion. The pro-style trappings continued with matching knee-pads and shin-high boots, the former adorned with stylized silver ‘$’ signs. Last but not least was her voluminous sleeveless mink coat, an accessory as appropriate at a red carpet premiere as adorning the shoulders of a warrior queen.
The Slaybor Day revelers were still getting used to her arrival when Fallout Boy gave way to Rival Sons, specifically the chorus that Alexis' partner had adopted as an unofficial anthem. Happy to lend their voices to Zahn's as the Black Hat swept into view, the FAWNatics bellowed:
Oh my, oh my baby,
Devil's gonna get you if I don't first.
Take my, take my body, take my body and do your worst!
LYSSA ZAHN:
Strutting into place beside her partner as the music rolled on, Lyssa slipped her phone from the elastic strap snug around one bicep and snapped a couple selfies with the Panther to make sure the fans would remember what the looked like before they got drenched in loser tears. Where Suguitan chose white, Zahn went with pink, her standard fightin' two-piece an almost feverish neon affair, the top with thin, black shoulder straps set at a slight angle, and a black mesh ‘plate’ over the clavicle, rising into a collar. The bottom rim of this piece and the neckline of the bikini top worked to create almost a heart-shaped ‘cleavage window.’ Matching bottoms with black trim, black wristbands and pads, and pink boots complete the look. Last but certainly not least, one couldn't ignore Lyssa's social media handle (identical across no less than six platforms) across the seat of her trunks and #WrathofZahn down the back of each boot.
Heading down the aisle with Zahn half a step ahead so she could better stream their strut, Alexis actually extended a hand to those reaching in her direction, though she kept her eyes locked on the phone while delivering a message to the three lost lurkers she knew were already watching. “You brats really think you've got an advantage tonight? Far as I'm concerned, having an extra ass to beat isn't a punishment, it's a bonus!”
Zahn tilted the phone in her direction and noted in her best Infomercial Shill voice. “Beat two asses, get a third ass to beat for free!”
“You've hid behind your goon squad for too long, Chadwick.” Alexis growled when the camera was back on her. “So tonight we take them down before we rough you up.” Tired of talk for the moment, Alexis broke into a sprint that took her down the rest of the aisle and under the bottom rope in a headlong dive.
As for Lyssa, she blew a kiss to the Lost Daughters and chirped, “Tiff... Claude, it's not too late to leave Ginni all by her lonesome. It'll still be a tag team handicap match snd you won't have to take a huge dose of Vitamin Bitch, either. Of course if you want your asses kicked... we're not hard to find.”
Lyssa cut the feed and rolled under the bottom rope to join the Penthouse Panther just as Suguitan doffed her coat. Offering wrists and knees to Al Carpenter so he wouldn't complain about it later, Zahn bumped knuckles with Alexis, then dropped to one knee and offered a brawny double bicep flex while Suguitan stood behind her with arms stretched wide in a brazen challenge to anyone who dared provoke their ire.
With their obnoxious opponents trapped in a world of hurt of their own choosing, Charlie XCX’s Trophy broke the positive vibes in the house, the catchy beat signaling the imminent arrival of Gorgeous Ginni and her cohorts.
TROPHY:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6RalzPNNpc
Ready to put a beatdown on the handicapped duo, the triumvirate of Lost Daughters emerged, ready to end Lyssa and Lexie once and for all.
The fans didn't wait long to test their lung-power, jeering the new arrivals.
At the head of the three-person snake was dirty blonde Ginnifer, clad in a white, strapless one piece, the initials “G” and “C” emblazoned at the bust, Letterman-style, in neon pink script, the uppermost curve of both letters extending just above the cups. Her pads and boots were white as well but the blonde's gray-green eyes were hidden behind a pair of bright red Lolita shades. Ginnifer was aloof, hardly seeming to notice the crowd, her focus on the women who needed to be taught a final lesson.
'GORGEOUS' GINNIFER CHADWICK:
To her left stood the flaxen-haired refugee from Eternal Midnight, Tiffany Mayes.
Of course, this Tiffany was no Inquisitor, at least not in the sartorial sense. The honey blonde was dressed in a tight red t-shirt with sleeves rolled up tight, her midriff bare from a knot of cotton just below her bosom. Beneath were high-waisted, black spandex boy-cuts, with black pads and boots.
TIFFANY MAYES:
Still, the utter disdain for the former schoolgirl was evident, the jeers for Mayes just as loud as the 'sibling' with whom she stood shoulder to shoulder.
On the opposite side, in simmering silence, Claudia Rooney raised an index finger to her lips, as if to try and shut the lips of the jeering nincompoops. She lowered a thumb to her throat and pulled the ’blade’ across in a violent slash. This earned her no admirers, not that Rooney ever cared about such trivialities as popularity among the FAWNatics.
For this match, the Muted Menace and long-ago Trophy Wife in Training wore a sturdy black two-piece with hot pink flames airbrushed on the top and across the seat. The fiery scheme carried over to her pads and boots as both are a matching red. Claudia’s ginger hair was fashioned in a long, slightly curved bob brushing the curves of her shoulders.
CLAUDIA ROONEY:
The trio ignored the catcalls, striding confidently toward their inevitable Slaybor Day destiny, their past lives and affiliations long abandoned, the Daughters thrown together to create mayhem, in this case the destruction of the ill-suited team in the ring.
Reaching their battleground, they ascended the steps, Tiff and Claudia entering on either side of the nearest corner, barely casting a glance toward their foes, while G-Honey climbed the buckles and flipped in from a stance on the top buckle.
They move to the center where they stared stonily at the hard cam.
An uneasy Ring Announcer lifted his microphone to confirm:
“And their opponents. From Savannah, Georgia; Princeton, New Jersey; and New Haven, Connecticut respectively at a combined weight of three hundred and thirty-nine pounds, Ginnifer Chadwick, Tiffany Mayes, and Claudia Rooney are the LOST DAUGHTERS!”
The boos cascaded through the arena and again Claudia shooshed the crowd to no avail, while the truculent Mayes offered a raised middle finger, and Gin Blossom stares lasers through Zahn and the Phenom.
Looking confident with their extra combatant, the Daughters moved to their corner, sneering at their foes, then met in a huddle to determine who would lead the attack.
In Ginnifer's mind the numbers advantage meant she should've seen serious deference if not flat-out concern on the faces of the perennial bridesmaid and the internet troll, so she was more than a little disgusted to see Suguitan and Zahn practically licking their chops while Claudia and Tiffany talked last second strategy.
Quick to note the Gorgeous One's position on the apron, Zahn called out, “Nice leadership there, Chad! How much more heavy lifting do those two have to do before you recognize them as the real leaders?”
“Kiss my ass, quitter!” Ginnifer responded without missing a beat. “I'm making sure everyone gets their time to shine while we kick your no-talent asses!”
“You mean, THEY, right?” Alexis snipped right back. “Everyone in this building knows you're going to let them do all the hard work while you sit back and do noth--”
The second generation superstar slipped through the strands and would've shouldered her way through Mayes and Rooney if the latter hadn't stretched an arm across her chest. “They're messing with you, Ginnifer.” the redhead murmured.
“They're messing with you because they know they're fucked.” Tiffany added. “Don't let those losers get in your head, we've got their number and NNNNGGGGHHH!”
Seeing the other Daughters turn their attention to Chadwick, Alexis and Lyssa exchanged a glance that ended with the Black Hat snatching hold of her partner's wrist in both hands. From there she stepped off, dropped her hips and sent the Penthouse Panther on her way with—Suguitan dug in her heels and reversed the Whip to send Zahn in her place at an even higher rate of speed, one that proved most dangerous to the Lost Daughters when Lyssa took to the skies with a Dropkick that THWHUMPED into the biceps of Claudia and Tiffany!
Knocked back against the buckles while her partners in crime careened away into the ropes, an infuriated Ginnifer caught Zahn in a rough Front Facelock as she scrambled to verticality and pounded away with a few Kneelifts to the gut as well as several Overhand Forearm Smashes across the shoulders and upper back! “Miserable brat!” she sneered at the brunette who responded to the bludgeoning with several hard punches to the blonde's flanks. “You're gonna learn you're not on my level, even if I have to break your goddamned arMMRRRGGHHH!”
Not about to let her partner endure a three on one situation for very long, Alexis rushed in at top speed and brought her right leg whipping up to THWHACK a Yakuza Kick against the point of Chadwick's chin! The strike sent Ginnifer barreling back-first into the buckles, where Lyssa immediately grabbed hold of the middle rope in both hands and began to thum-thum-THUMP Shoulderblocks into the blonde's vulnerable midsection!
Teeth bared in a gleaming grin as an exasperated Al Carpenter called for the bell, Suguitan debated joining Zahn in beating Chadwick into the dirt, but the former Tag Champ knew Rooney and Mayes couldn't be ignored so she tromped over to the redhead and caught a double handful of hair before driving a heavy Kneelift into the pit of her stomach! Halving her grip when Rooney doubled over, Alexis marched her foe over to Mayes and tagged her with a Bitch Slap before snatching another handful of hair. Stretching her arms as wide as she could, the Filipino Phenom went up on her tiptoes and brought the Daughters together in a meeting of the minds punctuated by a low, worrisome THWHUMP!
“All right, all right, all right!” Al shouted over the din of the crowd as Mayes and Rooney stumbled away from one another on jellied legs, “Knock off this scrum bullshit and get back to your corners!”
Suguitan nodded her understanding and started to step away only to stalk back into the Daughters' corner when Lyssa hooked her arms around Chadwick's upper thighs and boosted her into a seat on the top turnbuckle. Twisting 'round on the spot as soon as the Gorgeous One was properly arranged, Zahn reached back and laid claim to the blonde's wrists before taking a giant step forward and yanking Pretty Ginny off into a loopy somersault that got noticeably worse when Alexis wrapped her arms around Chadwick's upper thighs and dropped to a seat to THAWHAM her onto the deck courtesy an improvised Sit-Out Powerbomb!
ICONOCLASM TO SIT-OUT POWERBOMB:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=exNn71OAlh4
Shifting her focus to Claudia the instant she felt the thrum of Ginnifer's body hitting the canvas, Zahn rushed the redhead and skewered her with a short, ugly Spear that took both ladies off their feet! Elsewhere, Alexis hooked her calves over the blonde's biceps and snuggled in close to keep her pinned for...
ONE...
TWO...
THWHACK!
Tiffany rushed in from deep in left field and got some revenge for Lyssa's Dropkick by drilling both heels into the side of Suguitan's skull! Alexis let loose and toppled onto her side with both arms cradling her aching noggin while the vindictive Inquisitor scrambled to verticality and snatched hold of Ginnifer's wrists. Dragging her woozy leader into the Daughters' corner as quickly as she could, Tiffany only let go of Ginnifer when she could slip through the strands.
“Hey idiot, pay attention!” Mayes shouted to Carpenter even as she climbed onto the bottom rope.
Al, who'd been prizing Lyssa offa Claudia, turned around just in time to see Tiffany lean down and SLAP Chadwick on the shoulder.
Tag made and acknowledged, Mayes skipped over the top rope, rushed over to Suguitan and took to the skies again, the black-clad blonde leaning aaaaaaaaalllll the way back while simultaneously drawing her knees up to her chest to better concentrate her hundred and twenty-five pounds into a Senton that THWHUMPED down on Alexis' midsection! The Penthouse Panther sat up on impact, both arms crossed tight over her gut as she gasped for air.
SENTON:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8A1013dS3Ek
She was still struggling to catch her breath when Tiffany spun to one knee and warmed the Destroyer's cheek with a flurry of three quick slaps! “Thought you would've learned your lesson after we kicked your ass at Summer Swelter!” Mayes huffed as she dragged the big brunette to her feet via a double handful of hair. “But I got no problem snacking on cupcakes from time to time if it means teaching them a valuable lesson.” Alexis growled and raised an arm like she meant to gouge an elbow into the blonde's tummy, alas Tiff proved a bit too quick and she rushed into the Daughters' corner to BWUNG Suguitan's noggin against the top turnbuckle!
One wasn't nearly enough, so Tiffany tacked on two more, then turned the brunette around and stuffed her in against the buckles. From there she mounted the second strand and resumed her double hair-hold on the woozy Phenom. Rather than pound punches into the other wrestler's hairline, the Inquisitor raised Alexis' head until her chin was a deep breath from the fork of the blonde's crotch. Then she BWUNGED the back of Suguitan's skull against the canvas-padded steel as hard as she could! Three more bludgeoning impacts followed in short order, their pace such that the crowd grudgingly began to count, 'FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE!'
Tiffany paused the beatdown, raised Alexis' head one more time and waggled her hips in Suguitan's face just because she—“HEY!”
Alexis threaded her arms through the blonde's thighs and wrapped them around her waist, then tromped out of the corner with Mayes astride her shoulders in a Powerbomb stall! Understandably disinclined to absorb such a powerful maneuver from the Filipino Phenom, Tiff started pounding punches between Alexis' eyes in an effort to—Suguitan shot up on tiptoes and laid out on her back to BWUNG Tiffany's mug into the top turnbuckle in an improvised Snake Eyes! Mayes' head snapped back and the rest of her quickly followed, the Inquisitor stumbling away from the impact until—“OOOOWWWWWW!”
On her feet a moment prior, Alexis embraced her catfighting roots by draaaaaaaaaaagging her nails down the blonde's mostly bare back! Tiff went up on tiptoes and lurched forward with one hand extended for either Ginnifer or Claudia, the latter having just clambered up onto the apron. Chadwick still looked loopy from the double team but the Whist Warrior reached eagerly enough. They were inches away from making the tag when Suguitan snatched a handful of her foe's waistband and yanked her into a Forearm Smash that THWHAPPED against her lower back. Catching the Inquisitor's left arm in a Half Nelson immediately thereafter, Alexis followed that by snagging Tiffany's right arm in a Chickenwing. With both hooks sunk deep, Suguitan dropped her hips and exploded back in a gorgeous bridge that tore Mayes off her feet and THAWHAMMED her down full force on the back of her head and shoulders!
HALF & HALF SUPLEX:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ucw7nVr8iGg
The impact flopped Tiffany over onto her back and Alexis quickly scrambled over, but rather than try for a pin she helped herself to a huge handful of hair and peeled the smaller battler off the canvas. “Bitch, you really thought I'd slink off after you spiked my head into the mat when the match was already over?” Alexis snarled as she marched Tiffany into the friendliest corner. “This isn't done until WE say so!” To emphasize this point she BWUNGED Tiffany's face into the top turnbuckle before making a tag to Lyssa, who immediately climbed into the high rent district.
“Hoist her up for me, would ya?” Zahn asked of her partner.
She needn't have wasted her breath, Suguitan had already backed off and reeled Mayes into a Front Facelock. From there she slung the blonde's near arm across her shoulders and muscled her all the way to high noon, which was where she stayed until the Social Media Superstar leapt from her perch in a gorgeous Diving Crossbody that caught Tiff flush across the tummy! The force of it was more than enough to complete the Vertical Suplex, Tiffany THAWHUMPED onto the deck with Zahn immediately hooking both legs into a snug Back Press good for the...
VERTICAL SUPLEX & DIVING CROSSBODY @ 00:23
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Vi3tn-BGwg
ONE…
TWO…
Mayes kicked free with both tardy Daughters heading back out through the ropes when they saw their teammate survive by the scantest of margins.
The TikTok Terror spared a glance at Carpenter and shrugged at his two raised fingers.
“More fun for us, little drone,” Zahn whispered to Tiffany.
Lyssa dug a set of digits into Tiff’s scalp and yanked a wincing Mayes to her feet. The Inquisitor snapped a Forearm Shiver to Zahn’s jaw, breaking loose of Lyssa’s grip. Mayes grabbed a wrist of her adversary and tugged the Tweet Storm-Trooper toward a raised right arm for a Short-Arm Clothesline.
But the nimble Zahn ducked under the swing, slipped behind Tiffany, and encircled the tanned midriff of the Lost Daughter from behind. Lyssa cinched a Bear Hug tight, the bigger grappler lifting a grimacing Tiff to tiptoes. The Insta-Gator rattled Mayes from side to side in her grasp before lifting the scrambled Mayes several inches off the deck.
Becoming more breathless by the second, a grunting Tiffany squeaked out a desperate ‘down’ and the smirking Social Media Superstar obliged, PLANTING Tiffany’s undercarriage atop the plank of her upper right leg when Zahn genuflected to deliver an Atomic Drop.
Tiffany bounced off the posted knee like there’s an explosion beneath her ass. Mayes’ hands were buried between her thighs on landing, and she waddled toward the outstretched arm of Rooney.
It’s slow progress quickly interrupted by Zahn, who grabbed a shoulder and spun Tiff to face her. An undefended Toe Kick to the tummy doubled a gasping Mayes at the waist and Lyssa pulled the faltering Daughter into a Front Facelock, Ginnifer screaming at Tiffany to tag out.
The struggling blonde wasn't in the driver’s seat as Lyssa illustrated in spectacular fashion by vaulting Mayes into the air in a Suplex-like launch before twisting and releasing Tiffany in mid-air.
As Zahn dropped to her back, knees lifted, Mayes CRASHED across the bony joints, courtesy the Black Hat’s Backbreaker.
SUPLEX-LIFT DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER @ 00:05
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUxPVaQuJJM
Arching in anguish as she laid on the canvas, Tiffany was peeled off the mat, Lyssa passing on another pin attempt to heave the spellbound sibling to home base with an Irish Whip. Mayes sprinted into a spinning, back-first collision with the buckles, only aggravating the pulsating pain from her spinal column.
A greedy Alexis was within reach of the slumped Tiff. She surrounded the blonde’s neck with a coppery-skinned arm, choking her foe. A bug-eyed Tiffany flailed wildly as a racing Lyssa approached, dipped an elbow, and SPEARED Mayes’ midriff, the Inquisitor violently jackknifed between the top and middle buckles.
Lyssa pulled the crumbling competitor out as she removed her impaling shoulder. The TikTok Terror dipped and scooped Mayes off the deck and onto her right shoulder, then laid the groaning blonde across the top ropes on either side of the buckle, as if on an altar, readying the once upon a time schoolgirl for sacrifice.
“Tune that bytch up,” Suguitan advised. A chuckling Lyssa nodded in response.
The content creator laced her fingers and played a new tune on the Zahnlophone, Lyssa battering Tiff’s body up and down with Double Axhandle blows, pounding the joined fists into chest and belly. With Al’s belated count at ‘FOUR’, Zahn relented, reaches over the splayed, elevated Mayes and tagged in the Penthouse Panther to continue the assault.
Once inside and with Zahn legally removed from the squared circle, Suguitan dipped her shoulders and a helpful Lyssa rolled Tiffany’s limp body onto them, Mayes ending in a Fireman’s Carry across the brawny, golden-brown shoulders of the Phenom.
Alexis began marching her cargo to center stage only to find an exasperated Gin Blossom within the confines and charging. There’s no time for more than a split-second look of alarm from the Filipino before Chadwick landed a Dropkick to Lexi’s chest. Unfortunately for Tiffany, her partner’s frustration leads to a prolific Samoan Drop by Suguitan, Mayes THUMPED in a sandwich between the deck and a falling Alexis.
Al dropped to the canvas to count the pin on G-Honey’s partner. He'd reached 'ONE' when Ginnifer grabbed Suguitan’s lethal lower limbs and heaved them toward Alexis’ head, Matchbooking the Panther in a pin when an alert Mayes used her position across the Filipino’s shoulders to rotate ninety degrees, get off hers and place Suguitan’s on the mat, Alexis stacked and squirming in a Crucifix!
Ginnifer planted her palms atop the upturned ass of her Destroyer-class adversary for a little added insurance while the oblivious Al counted out the…
ONE…
TWO…
THRNOOO!
The cavalry arrived, Lyssa throwing her body into the three-woman pile-up to break the pin and make it a foursome. Feeling left out, Carpenter shouting at everyone but her, Claudia slid through the ropes and NAILED a rising Lyssa with a Dropkick to the knee, forcing a grimacing Zahn to genuflect before the rising Whist Warrior.
Living up to her silent but deadly reputation, the auburn-haired grappler deftly pirouetted into a Spinning Back Kick to Lyssa’s lowered noggin that sent the Insta-Gator spilling to her face and chest, clinging to consciousness.
SPINNING BACK KICK:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_bEJ8ehnxk
With the Black Hat splattered in front of her by her teammate, Ginny stomped her felled foe to mudhole status, landing boot after boot to any open area she can find.
With the leader of the Lost Daughters having taken over laying waste to the internet agitator from her, Claudia turns her attention taBOOOM!
A risen Alexis nearly decapitated Rooney with a Big Boot to the point of the redhead’s chin, the back of Claudia’s skull BANGING off the thinly-sheathed floorboards, the pale Daughter left in a wide starfish at the feet of the Phenom.
Suguitan didn't get to enjoy the wreckage for long as a recovering Mayes threw her body into the back of Lexi’s left knee with a Chop Block that had Alexis rolling on the ground, yelping, cursing and grasping at her throbbing joint, pulling the leg close.
An irritated Al shouted at no one in particular, trying to clear the ring of anyone who’ll listen, hopefully the illegal combatants.
“Always here to help!” Chadwick assured.
She scraped Lyssa off the canvas and bum-rushed Zahn to the ropes, tossing her foe up-n-over. But while Lyssa landed outside, she remained steadfastly on the apron, clinging to the top rope with a clenching palm. A furious Gin Blossom raced to the opposite cables and lifted a knee into the sternum of the content creator, sending Lyssa flying off the edge and CRASHING into the barricade several feet distant.
As Zahn puddled at its base, Ginnifer held her palms high, innocent of all charges. She dipped through the ropes when reaching the Daughters’ home, offers a pleased “See? I helped you out!” nod toward the referee.
G-Honey shouted for a tag when she saw Tiffany applying retribution to Alexis via an agonizing Wishbone Leg Splitter, the blonde standing on Lexi’s right ankle while falling away with the left in tow, forcing the Phenom into a gawd-awful set of splits.
Alexis howled in pain, sitting up, hands pressed against her strained groin muscles, dark eyes watering.
With Tiff tending to a stirring Claudia, Ginnifer screamed at Mayes.
“What the hell are you doing?! Tag me, then worry about her!”
Tiffany eyeballed one partner then the other and hustled to the top Daughter, slapping Ginnifer’s extended hand.
Chadwick used her grip on the rope to spring over the top, immediately transitioning to a sprint after landing.
G-Honey lowered a shoulder and dropped the rising Phenom with a block to the cleft of Lexi’s bosom. A grinning Ginni lorded over the splayed Suguitan.
Alexis pushed her away and struggled to vertical as best she could, but the fresh, second-generation superstar was waiting, sidling alongside, slipping under the Penthouse Panther’s near arm. Ginnifer launched Alexis up and over, DRILLING the Filipino superstar into the deck, Lexi landing harshly on her head and shoulders with a Backdrop Suplex.
Backdrop Suplex:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nsy8sOnoec8
Suguitan cradled the back of her skull, boot soles pattering against the canvas as a nearby and seated Gorgeous Ginni stared into the jeering FAWNatics, pointing at her temple, making sure everyone knows she’s the brains of the outfit.
The crowd responded with boos and Tiffany was too busy tending to Claudia to voice her support so an irritated Chadwick offered the jeering throng a double dose of raised middle fingers before she turned the full brunt of her ire on Alexis. “Normally I prefer to break a brat's arm off at the shoulder.” she explained even as she helped herself to the downed brunette's left ankle. “But Tiff did some excellent work with that Chop Block and it'd be rude not to build on it. Hope you like walking with crutches, gimpy.”
Still woozy from the Suplex, Suguitan huffed, “Only need one leg to put you across my knee for a spankWHOAH HHRRRRGGHHHH!”
Not about to endure such tawdry threats from a loser she'd already humbled, Ginnifer used her grip to flip Alexis onto her belly and from there she muscled the Penthouse Panther up into an involuntary handstand, Suguitan scrabbling madly for purchase until Chadwick dropped to her knees to THWUNK her prey's left knee into the deck with a brutal Stump Puller!
Alexis wailed and rolled onto her back with the wounded joint pulled up snug against her chest. The worst of the hurt hadn't even started to fade when the Gorgeous One snatched her ankle and stretched the vulnerable limb out full length. A few quick Toe Kicks to Suguitan's inner thigh drew a warning from Carpenter for being this close to low blows, but the Filipino Phenom was still very much in the clutches of her rival when Chadwick did a quick little do-si-do around that strained leg to fold it like she was setting for a Figure Four. Indeed that vaunted Leglock seemed inevitable when the blonde leaned over and collected Alexis' right leg to drape it over her foe's exposed left ankle in the correct numerical arrangement, but things took a noticeable detour when the second-generation superstar dropped to a seat perpendicular to her victim's left hip rather than directly in line with those tangled stems. Hands braced against the mat, Ginnifer braced her left heel against the inside of Alexis' right knee and puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuushed forward to secure a textbook perfect Indian Deathlock!
INDIAN DEATHLOCK:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8WsXsJW9AY
“RRRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!” Suguitan rose up on her elbows and pounded a fist against the mat while Chadwick bobbled up and down, the blonde careful to keep her buns elevated by several inches at all times to maximize the awful strain.
“Give it up, bitch!” Ginny demanded as she ground the point of her heel against Alexis' knee like she was trying to stamp out a bug. “Before I snap this scrawny leg off at the knee!”
Suguitan shook her head 'no' without wasting any breath, the brunette instead choosing to use her energy to draaaaaaaaaag herself a bit closer to the ropes. Chadwick snorted, eased off the pressure a little bit only to jab her heel into the side of Alexis' knee once again! “Don't even think about it!” she teased. “Getting to those ropes only gives me a reason to break your other OOOWWW!”
Suguitan sat up straight, swatted Chadwick's boot away from her knee and quickly raked her nails down the smooth expanse of the Southerner's right thigh! “You're not gonna so shit.” Alexis proclaimed after another painful pass over Ginny's gam. “Soon as I make you sweat a little you'll scurry over to the corner and tag out so Tiffany or Claudia can fix another of your fuck-upSSSEERRRGGHHH!”
With Chadwick's left leg out of position the Deathlock wasn't nearly so deadly, but Alexis' stems were still tangled to the point of immobility and this cost her dearly when the Savannah Arm Snatcher brought her left foot over not to re-apply the hold, but to THUMP that heel into the center of Suguitan's trunks! Alexis sat up like she'd been shocked, then went flat again once Ginnifer set her boot against the exposed knee and redoubled her original efforts!
“You're the only fuck-up in this ring, Lexie.” Chadwick hissed over the wails of her struggling opposition. “Even Zahn, douche nozzle that she is, has built a reputation for something SHE'S done. What have you ever done, huh? Leached off Portia, couldn't turn it into anything. Leached off Portia AND Amara and only managed to become the weakest link among World Champions! And now? Now you're UUGGGH!”
Alexis flattened her left hand into a paddle and SLAPPED the blonde's tummy as hard as she could. Tacking on a few more for good measure she huffed, “Now I'm tearing apart a shitty little Nepo Baby while the whole world cheers me NGH! NGH! NGH! NGH!”
Ginnifer removed her left foot so she could push up and over, the blonde settling into a mount on the Filipino Phenom's tummy that let her grab a huge handful of hair to better deliver punch after punch after punch to Suguitan's noggin! “Closed fists, Al!” Lyssa shouted to the referee from her corner. “Make her break it or I'll do it for you!”
Carpenter extended a warning finger to Zahn, but it didn't stop him from saying, “Open those hands, Ginnifer! Don't make me tell you--”
Pretty Ginni paused for the sole purpose of flipping the zebra off, so Al felt no qualms about going straight into the count. “ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!”
Chadwick rose to her full height and threw both hands into the air before punctuating her dominance by STAMPING her left foot down on Suguitan's chest! Arrogant though it was, the predicament still counted as a pin, so Carpenter dropped to one knee and counted off...
ONE...
TWO...
THRNOOOO!
Lyssa had started through the strands only to draw back to the apron once Alexis jerked a shoulder off the canvas.
Shrugging free from the last vestiges of the Deathlock, the Gorgeous One sauntered around the fallen brunette while offering the FAWNatics a jaunty double bicep flex. “Lost Daughters, idiots!” she barked to the jeering crowd. “That's how we do it!”
Circling back to Alexis so she could snatch a handful of hair, the blonde hauled her rival to verticality and sidled in on Suguitan's left so she could take possession of the brunette's left ankle. From there she stuffed Alexis' heel up against her backside and dipped her head beneath the other wrestler's left arm. Right arm looped around Suguitan's waist, Chadwick gathered her reserves, then muscled the Destroyer high into the air for a Shinbreak—“NGH! NGH! NGH!”
The Filipino Phenom smashed the point of her left elbow into the nape of Ginnifer's neck hard enough to make the Georgian release her grasp on the folded leg. Suguitan landed on her feet and immediately stumbled forward, the white-clad battler heavily favoring her wounded left—“Lexy jump!” Zahn called at the top of her lungs and damned if Suguitan didn't take to the skies with a vertical leap just high enough to clear the Chop Block Chadwick aimed at the back of her left knee!
Practically hopping on her good leg while Ginnifer skidded across the empty canvas, Suguitan backpedaled toward a friendlier corner of the squared circle and chided, “Real graceful, ass-face! You want to try that again or should I turn my back first?”
Ginnifer actually had a clear path to Claudia and Tiffany, the former of whom had extended her hand to the Savannah Arm Snatcher, but Chadwick wasn't about to let the Penthouse Panther get the last word so she scrambled to her feet and stormed across the ring. Even with the head start Alexis wasn't quick enough to beat Ginnifer to the corner and she grunted in distress when Chadwick went low and glommed onto her left ankle. In the next instant she yanked the limb off the mat and—CRAAACK!
Alexis hauled off with a right-handed Bitch Slap that put the blonde's head on a swivel!
Suddenly far more interested in making a tag than she'd been only a moment prior, Chadwick stumbled around in a half circle and lurched toward the Daughters' side of town. She hadn't even reached the halfway point when the big brunette rushed her down and clubbed her with a Double Axehandle between the shoulders! Ginnifer doubled over so Alexis reached through her legs with right arm and grabbed hold of the blonde's left wrist. The grip was awkward, but quite effective as Chadwick had to mince and waddle back the way she'd came when Alexis walked into the corner and TAGGED Zahn into the match.
Still clamped down on Ginnifer's wrist, the Filipino Phenom dipped beneath Ginnifer's right arm and hooked her left arm across the back of the blonde's neck. It wasn't quite a traditional Pumphandle, though it was still more than enough for Alexis to muscle her burden upside down, the big brunette looping her right arm around Chadwick's midsection to hold her in pla-- Suguitan kicked both legs forward and laid out on her back to SPIKE Ginnifer's skull into the canvas with a thunderous Brainbuster!
PUMPHANDLE BRAINBUSTER @ 00:12
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mz0XtO1rMg
The head-drop left Gorgeous stretched out in a defenseless sprawl, but Suguitan rolled clear without even considering a pin because—Lyssa Zahn dropped out of the lights like a planet-killing meteor with a Frog Splash that THAWHAMMED down on Ginny's gorgeous tummy! Quick to hook the far leg, Zahn pulled the blonde's knee up to just south of her chin and nodded along while Al and the FAWNatics counted out...
FROG SPLASH:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPS2DmLiCqk
ONE...
TWO...
THRENOOOOOOOO!
Alexis managed to stuff Tiffany's would-be interference with a short Spear, but Claudia juked the brunette a heartbeat prior and drilled a Low Dropkick into Lyssa's forehead to break the cover with half a whisper to spare!
“C'mon Claudia, get back to your corner!” Carpenter demanded of the Whist Warrior even as she grabbed hold of Chadwick's wrists and began dragging her toward the Daughters' side of town.
“Sure thing, dork.” she replied. “You don't mind if I take her with me, right?” Al did as a matter of fact, unfortunately he had to devote his attention to getting Alexis offa Tiffany and with Lyssa shaking off the Dropkick there was no one to stop Claudia from hauling the Gorgeous One into the Lost Daughters' corner for a tag.
The reticent redhead stepped through the ropes then tagged the shoulder of a slumped, seated Chadwick, G-Honey having been leaned into the buckles by Rooney.
Across the ring, a couple of the other combatants continued to tangle with Alexis having the better of it.
“If you want to keep beating on her, take it outside Lexi,” Carpenter proposed, hoping Suguitan will accept the compromise.
A risen Alexis grabbed the top rope with both hands, leaned back and used the leverage to stuff Mayes under the bottom cable, then flushed Tiffany to the floor with an additional shove from her powerful, golden-brown lower limb.
Taking a quick glance over a shoulder and seeing both Pretty Ginni in her sorry state and her partner in a defensible position against an advancing Claudia, the Phenom stepped through and dropped to the floor.
The Penthouse Panther peeled Tiff off the deck, pivoted, and flung the blonde down the length of the ring, Mayes turning and flying back-first into the metal barricade, a sickening CLACK reverberating from the impact. Tiffany arched as she slid to her haunches, puddling at the barrier’s base, removed as a threat for the time being.
Inside, the Silent Assassin remained one, flattening Zahn with a running raised elbow to the forehead.
To her credit, Lyssa pushed up to one knee but it only gave the auburn-haired grappler an instant opportunity to charge the penitent Social Media Superstar, use her foe’s raised knee as a platform, and leapt into a consciousness-altering Axe Kick to the back of Lyssa’s skull.
AXE KICK:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPT07MazHEE
The Black Hat’s arms fell limp at her sides and she faceplanted on the canvas.
Claudia shoved the dead-weight of the tawny TikTok Terror to a spread-eagle, hooking one of the wide legs for insurance, then rolling to a Back Press pin for the…
ONE…
TWO…
THRNOO!
Alexis was only back to her legal station, unable to make a save, but Lyssa rescued herself, scraping a shoulder a few inches off the deck, prompting Al to spring to his feet and throw two fingers high.
Rooney gave the official her wordless disapproval before turning her attention to a stirring Zahn. Her foe having gamely pushed to all fours, Claudia scrambled to boot-leather and headed to the ropes for a rebound. Returning at a sprint, Rooney hopped as she closed, her right leg lifted higher as Claudia planed to punctuate the battle with a vicious Curbstomp, ending the Insta-Gator’s night.
But as the Lost Daughter’s boot rose for the exclamation, an arm of Lyssa’s rose and swept the descending sole from behind her braincase. Instead, Rooney stamped the canvas next to the Tweet Storm-Trooper. Acting quickly, Zahn tripped an off-balance Rooney to the deck, rolling Claudia onto her shoulders. Tightly cradled, the redhead squirmed through…
ONE…
TWO…
…before breaking loose and scrambling to her feet, baby blues wide with concern, until she saw only Carpenter’s index and middle fingers raised.
“Don’t screw around!” came a shout from the Daughters’ corner.
A sour-faced Rooney didn't have to guess from whom it issued. She ignored the 'advice' and strode for the nearest corner as a recovering Lyssa slowly ascended to vertical and searched for her adversary. Finally, turning to face Claudia seated on the top buckle, Zahn’s dark eyes widened as Rooney sprang off her perch. Claudia grabs Lyssa’s neck on the fly-by and absolutely RAMMED Zahn’s face and chest into the unforgiving, canvas-covered floorboards with her Red Eye Flatliner.
RED EYE @ 00:22
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI4_9qnCH_U
The Silent Assassin, her victim out cold, grabbed Lyssa and rolled the gobsmacked brunette to her back, Zahn’s body ending in a snoozing, single file upon which Claudia marked her ‘X’ with a Crossbody pin for the win with the…
ONE…
TWO…
THRNOOO!
The Filipino Phenom showed the foresight to enter and break up the pin a split-second prior to the third slap of the mat, diving into the legal combatants to end the count!
“Where were you?” Ginnifer complained to a late-arriving Tiffany on the sidelines, Mayes still unsure of her surroundings from her earlier mistreatment. “Claude needs you to do better. Get in there and take that bytch out!” Chadwick continued.
The Inquisitor rattled her cranium, trying to jangle her senses back into place so she could clear Suguitan out, but it’s not happening instantly.
“Come on Gorgeous, the water’s fine,” Alexis teased, motioning Chadwick in even as Al’s trying to convince the Phenom to leave.
G-Honey wasn't showing a lot of interest in joining the fight, holding fast in her corner, making sure Carpenter knew it’s his duty, not hers, to keep things fair and eject the Penthouse Panther.
Not far from the verbal sparring, Claudia reestablished her control. Slipping behind a seated Zahn, a similarly settled Rooney snatched Lyssa’s arm at the wrists and pulled them behind her. The auburn-haired ring tactician used her alabaster legs to Scissors her foe’s wings, locking her ankles behind the Black Hat’s neck.
Pushing forward, stuffing Lyssa’s chin into her chest, Rooney used her Lotus Lock to try and force a submission from a mewling Zahn.
LOTUS LOCK:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDZrlZttcsw
“Ask her,” the Whist Warrior demanded.
Carpenter did as told, Zahn grunting out a squeaky response in the negative.
With Al’s attention back on the legal attempt to claim victory, a not yet departed Suguitan reverses course for another save when Ginnifer slunk through the cables for an interception.
The blonde’s close when Alexis twisted into a lightning-fast Super Kick, her boot catching Gin Blossom under the chin. G-Honey’s head snapped back and her frame straightened like a board before she timbered to the canvas, finishing in a delectable starfish at Lexy’s feet.
With Suguitan’s rescue interrupted, if rather painfully, Lyssa remained in a mess of agonizing trouble. However, the resourceful Zahn got her boots soles beneath her, lifted her cheeks off the canvas and pushed her back against the redhead’s freckled thighs, balling Claudia onto her shoulders behind her for the…
ONE…
TWO…
Rooney released and rolled out of the pinning predicament.
Hopping to her feet, Claudia vaulted high above the splayed Zahn with legs extended, planning on dropping them across the throat and chest of the Social Media Superstar. However, Zahn rolled clear, Rooney spiking her tailbone into the deck instead, features etched in pain, hands slipping beneath her taut ass for a quick massage.
With Carpenter taking no chances and physically accompanying Suguitan out of the ring, it’s a fight to see who reached her feet first, with no doubt it will not be Ginnifer.
Rooney and Lyssa rose together several feet distant and it’s the TikTok Terror finding the strength to surge toward her adversary and literally rise to the occasion, leaping into a Supergirl Punch that laid out the redhead next to her Gorgeous counterpart.
SUPERGIRL PUNCH @ 00:35
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qy_OQpPIns
Zahn didn't often attempt to finish her foes with such a simple strike, but the battle had been quite taxing and they were still dealing with a deficit so she threw herself atop Claudia's sprawled form and hooked the far leg while Al and the FAWNatics counted off...
ONE...
TWO... THRE—“NNGGHH!”
Chadwick was still stretched out on her back, but she'd toppled close enough to the action to deliver an awkward kick to the side of Lyssa's head half a heartbeat before 'THREE!'
Cursing as the Savannah Arm Snatcher denied them yet another victory, Suguitan rushed over to the recovering blonde and buried a stomp in her belly just to make sure she was nice and pliant after she'd been scraped off the mat. Thrusting Chadwick's gorgeous noggin between her thighs, Alexis quickly butterflied the arms, but rather than lock her hands she hooked her fingers into the leg-holes of Ginnifer's pristine briefs inside. “Doesn't matter how many times it happens.” the Filipino Phenom snickered over the roar of those assembled. “I NEVER get tired of HHHHRRRGGHHHH!” Tiffany Mayes came outta nowhere like a bad memory intent on spoiling a perfect day and she came damned close by THWHACKING both heels into the back of Suguitan's skull with a Missile Dropkick!
Panty Peeler immediately forgotten, Alexis released her hooks and would've crumpled to the canvas if Ginnifer hadn't freed her arms, wrapped them around the big brunette's upper thighs and spilled her to the deck with a Double Leg Takedown! In the next instant she somersaulted over, the second-generation superstar landing on her heels to fold her prey into a gorgeous Jackknife good for the...
Two looooooong seconds of no count went by before Pretty Ginni let loose and scrambled to verticality with murder in her eyes. “What the fuck was that?” she bellowed. “Where's my count?”
“You're not legal, Ginnifer.” Al explained without ceding a step. “You may have the numbers advantage but you still have to tag in and out.”
Chadwick stifled a growl that sounded like a tea-kettle with anger management issues, then rounded on Tiffany. “Get Claudia and get her to the corner, NOW. I'll finish this myself!” On that definitive note she twisted around and started toward the Daughters' cor—Lyssa exploded off the ropes and dropped a shoulder for a Spear that would've put the blonde down on the spot if Chadwick hadn't taken leave of the canvas with a gorgeous leap-frog! T'was a gorgeous evasion there could be no doubt, alas it saved Ginnifer's hide at the expense of her partner, namely Claudia, who'd just been helped upright by the dutiful Tiffany!
SPEAR:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=syNLCm6JT6U
Eyes wide with shock as all her good work was so abruptly undone, Tiff raised a Double Axehandle over her head but doing so left her open for the Toe Kick that a freshly-risen Alexis plowed into her tummy. Reeling the blonde into the Standing Headscissors that she'd so recently helped Chadwick escape, Alexis looped her arms around Mayes' waist and lifted her up ass over teakettle just so she could have the grip and CLAMP a malicious claw to the center of Tiffany's togs!
“Oooooohhhhhh, that sounds like it HURTS, doesn't it?” Suguitan was working on Mayes, but her attention was on no one but Ginnifer. “Of course you KNOW it hurts, don't you, Ginni? You're not gonna slink back to the corner and just let her suffer, are you?”
The Gorgeous One hissed and tromped forward only to draw back when Lyssa got to her feet with Claudia in tow. Standing almost shoulder to shoulder with her partner, the Social Media Siren said, “Hey, that looks neat! Let me try.” A quick Headscissors and Waistlock muscled the redhead into position and a very familiar claw grip produced a reaction that was anything but silent!
Ginnifer, her arrogant features running through several shades of pink and red before draining away to a pallid white, just shook her head in disgust and said, “Screw you. And screw them. I'll deal with you brats on my own terms.” With that she whipped around and headed not for the corner, but for the set of strands facing the ramp!
“Holy shit, she just walked out on you both!” Zahn noted with genuine incredulity as the blonde stomped toward the stage with nary a glance back for her suffering allies. “I thought she was faking us out just to grab a chair or something but no, she's fuckin' gone. Damned if she didn't make me feel bad for you two assholes.”
“Not bad enough to let them go, I hope.” Alexis muttered with obvious disgust.
“Of course not. Piledriver?”
“Piledriver.”
Plans made, the domineering exotiques dipped their knees then hopped into the air and kicked their legs forward to land in relative comfort on their backsides while Claudia and Tiffany were THWHUNKED against the canvas-sheathed plywood with all the dignity afforded a lawn dart.
Rolling to one knee as their foes toppled in opposite directions, Suguitan and Zahn exchanged a fist bump before stretching their arms wide to accept the love of the Slaybor Day crowd. On her feet a moment later, Lyssa bent down to grab hold of Claudia's hair when caught the exasperated eye of one Al Carpenter. “What's the problem, stretch?” she asked with a snort. “Lack of tags cause you to break out in hives?”
Al sighed, shook his head. “Could you at least like, slap hands or something?”
“What am I, a cheerleader?” Zahn countered. “Get the hell outta he--”
Alexis raised an index finger and interjected. “Sure my dude, you want a ceremonial tag? You got it. But we want a double pin when we stack these dorks.”
The official didn't argue. He just nodded and swept a hand toward his charges. “As you wish, ladies.”
Grinning like a pair of Cheshire Cats, Alexis and Lyssa exchanged a swat, followed by a fist bump, a shared finger snap and hip bump that earned a raucous cheer from those assembled. Ceremonies thus tended to, Alexis scraped Tiffany off the mat and reeled her into a Front Facelock while Lyssa slipped an arm through Claudia's thighs to better boost the redhead across her shoulders in a Fireman's Carry. As for the Penthouse Panther, she slung Mayes' near arm across her shoulders, then reached down with her free hand and hooked the blonde's left leg from the inside in an awkward cradle that yanked the limb off the mat.
The partners exchanged a nod and from there Alexis muscled her adversary up 'n over, the Filipino Phenom holding Mayes in the drop position just until the Insta-Gator dipped her knees and flipped Claudia off 'n out. Then Suguitan dropped to her tush and Zahn came down on her knees, the brunettes THWHUNKING and CRUSHING their respective burdens with a simultaneous dose of From Penthouse to Poorhouse and Meme Generator!
FROM PENTHOUSE TO POORHOUSE:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4JtCWNhYX4
MEME GENERATOR @ 00:53
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfxc9kh_iRE
Still cradling Tiff's leg on impact, Alexis drew it close and scooted forward to claim a domineering Reverse Face Sit while Lyssa swung into a Front Face Sit, the Tweet Storm-Trooper treating her followers to a glorious double bicep flex as Al Carpenter proved true to his word and swatted the mat with both hands to tally an identical set of...
ONE...
TWO...
THREE!
At the clang of the bell Zahn tousled her hair and clamped her thighs together while Suguitan cranked back on the Half Matchbook and rolled her hips in taut little figure eights while the Announcer confirmed the obvious. “Ladies and gentlemen, your winners via pin-fall... ALEXIS SUGUITAN AND LYSSA ZAHN!”
At the base of the ramp, Ginnifer watched the faces of her fellow Daughters used as cushions by the victorious Lexi and Lyssa.
Hand on her head in distress, she shook her noggin in disbelief at the horrific sight. But when the triumphant twosome loitered atop the features of Claudia and Tiffany, then motioned G-Honey to come in and save her crew after abandoning them, the blonde took nary a step in that direction.
“These are your sisters,” the Social Media Superstar shouts. Zahn waggled her ass atop a comatose Mayes. “And they’re not even worth an effort?”
“They’re not going to be happy with what they see on Lyssa’s media in the morning,” Alexis chimed in. “All these people are recording you walking away.”
“And while these losers are having their Wall of Shame moment right now,” Lyssa added. “Yours will last forever. Unless you get your ass in here and try and take them back.”
“Fuck it,” Pretty Ginni sneered. “Keep’em. I left Gabby in the dust and only got better. I’ll leave that trash on the curb just as easily. But at Mania, TikTok Twerp? I’m going to create some unforgettable content with your face!”
Chadwick turned and wiped said dust off her boot soles then headed for the exit.
Suguitan and Zahn rose from the greasy faces of the unconscious vanquished, placing a boot on the chest of their respective foes while pointing up at Ginnifer, making sure the cheering throng knew to attend Mania if they wanted to see G-Honey end the same way.