Post by hawkeye on May 8, 2023 0:40:13 GMT
Algernon Carpenter had just obliged the crowd by showing off a stylish pair of Invade Zim socks when the lights went down all over the arena and the speakers started in with low warbling static that swiftly rose to a lung-shredding shriek before giving way to the pounding, discordant pulse of Dead Sara’s ‘We Get What We Deserve’.
WE GET WHAT WE DESERVE:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWEKS3-kWgc
I'm watching the static on the TV
and my eyes are bleeding.
It's just the visions of who I was
never really who I am.
A spotlight pierced the dark shortly thereafter, the single beam cutting down from the rafters to illuminate three figures though only one currently faced the stage. Head bowed at the start, Tiffany Mayes looked up and offered a malicious smile to the jeering Spring Breakers when the ground beneath her feet seemingly went into business for itself, twisting the Inquisitor away to reveal the Silent Siren herself, Claudia Rooney. No words from the veteran redhead terror, she simply raised an index finger to her lips, ‘hushing’ the jeering FAWNatics as the turntable revealed the final third of this dangerous disparate triptych.
The truth in disguise, you sync your revenge
It's hard to deny, it's left with no one.
No safe place to hide, it's all in your head.
We get what we deserve,
Yeah we get what we deserve.
Cool green eyes hidden behind a black pair of her trademark Lolita shades, Ginnifer Chadwick dipped her head ever so slightly, the subtle signal enough to pivot Mayes and Rooney into position on her left and right respectively. Flanked by her fellow outcasts and left-behinds, the second generation superstar raised her left hand showing three fingers, a sigil that Tiffany and Claudia mirrored immediately thereafter. This show of solidarity clearly stoked the crowd’s ire but it only served as motivation for the Lost Daughters as they started down the ramp to the squared circle with Chadwick ever so slightly in the lead.
'GORGEOUS' GINNIFER CHADWICK:
TIFFANY MAYES:
CLAUDIA ROONEY:
For tonight’s battle against a one-armed troll and a full-time bridesmaid that should've known better, dirty blonde Ginnifer sported her classic strapless one-piece, the initials ‘GC’ emblazoned at the bust, letterman-style, in neon pink script, the uppermost curve of each letter extending just above the cups. Her pads and boots were a gleaming white, though the laces were the same fevered pink of her initials. Aloof as ever in spite of the back-up and the massed vitriol of the crowd, Ginnifer paid them no mind whatsoever, save to occasionally swat at the schlubby hand of some idiot that dared reach a bit too close. Shades be damned, the astute observer knew Chadwick's eyes were nowhere but the ring.
Longtime iconoclast Tiffany Mayes was far more direct in her dismissal of the aisle-side sub-humanoids, the lithe, lissome blonde snarkily extending a middle finger (or both) to within inches of the slack, disgusting faces that dared question the motivations and tactics of h friends. Unlike Chadwick and Rooney, who were both dressed to wrestle, Mayes wore a black & white gingham dress that made her look quite a bit like a pin-up as imagined by Edward Gorey. Apparently she was wearing her 'manager's' hat tonight, but woe be unto any who dared take their eyes off the Jersey Devil for too long.
Last but certainly not least, the Muted Menace more than lived up to her moniker, Claudia taking in the chaos all around her with the same clinical disinterest that’d allowed her to dominate and denigrate the best names among FAWN’s Lightweight ranks. For this evening's effort alongside Gorgeous Ginni, she wore a sturdy black two-piece with cool purple flames airbrushed on the top and across the seat. The fiery scheme carried over to her pads and boots as both were a matching purple, a perfect complement for the chunky bands adorning each wrist.
Always freaked out by the pack-like way they split apart to claim three sides of the squared circle, the Announcer took a deep breath to steady himself before he raised his mic. Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall with a twenty minute time limit. Introducing first, being accompanied by Tiffany Mayes, from New Haven, Connecticut and Savannah, Georgia respectively, this CLAUDIA ROONEY AND 'GORGEOUS' GINNIFER CHADWICK... THE LOST DAUGHTERS!”
Dipping through the strands at the culmination of that proclamation, the Lost Daughters went for three of the four corners and mounted them at once, each lass spreading their arms wide to best draw in the hate from the Orlando faithful. Only satisfied once it sounded like the crowd was starting to go hoarse, Chadwick took off her shades and tossed them to Al Carpenter, the blonde ordering him to put them someplace safe which also gave her the perfect excuse to ignore final inspection while she, Tiff & Claudia met up in the far corner for a last minute strategy session.
As the Daughters undoubtedly discuss chicanery to come, behind the curtains a new combination waits for their cue. Closest to the entrance, a copper-skinned, destroyer-class beauty bounces on the balls of her feet, battle gear perfectly positioned on her flawless form.
Rejoining the tag division after conquering it with a deceitful former partner, there’s nervousness in Alexis’ actions, Suguitan casting glances at her new teammate as their moment approaches.
The crowd plunges into darkness and the Penthouse Panther can feel her heart beating fast.
“Are you ready?” she asks her fresh colleague and the woman, who’s been a heated rival, nods.
“Have you ever known me not to be?”
The Filipino Phenom throws up her hands. “Fine. Just asking.”
“Remember. Wait for me on the stage,” Zahn interjects.
“I remember. Jeez.”
Outside, the FAWNtron shows a quickly shifting montage of metropolitan skylines from around the world; Chicago, New York, London, Paris, Sydney, Los Angeles, Rio and ultimately Orlando, with the FAWN Arena on prominent display. The speakers kick in, Fall Out Boy’s ‘Centuries’ blasting through the bowl.
Some legends are told,
Some turn to dust or to gold,
But you will remember me,
Remember me for centuries.
The Panther pushes through, Alexis moving gracefully to center stage.
She raises her arms high, surprised by the majority of cheers she’s receiving.
The leader of $uguitan Unlimited sports a gleaming white two piece that glows against the copper of her complexion. The pro-style trappings continue with matching kneepads and shin-high boots, the former adorned with stylized silver ‘$’ signs. Last but not least is a voluminous sleeveless mink coat, an accessory as appropriate at a red carpet premiere as adorning the shoulders of a warrior queen.
Suguitan takes a step forward then stops sheepishly.
Rival Son’s ‘Do Your Worst’ hits the speakers and is greeted with almost uniform cheers, a development simultaneously understandable. This newfound adulation grows all the louder when the woman in question blows through the curtain with her arms raised in a jaunty 'V'.
Zahn turns her attention to Alexis and plucks her phone from the snug elastic band on her right arm.
“Come here,” she says, moving toward her teammate.
The Phenom seems anything but interested, but she’s pulled shoulder to shoulder with the Social Media Superstar who takes a selfie with the women side by side, Lyssa doing her best duck lips, Alexis growling.
LYSSA ZAHN:
ALEXIS SUGUITAN:
For tonight‘s battle, Lyssa sports the pink inversion of her previously standard attire, the two piece an almost feverish neon affair, the top with thin, black shoulder straps set at a slight angle, and a black mesh ‘plate’ over the clavicle, rising into a collar. The bottom rim of this piece and the neckline of the bikini top worked to create almost a heart-shaped ‘cleavage window.’ Matching bottoms with black trim, black wristbands and pads, and pink boots complete the look.
Zahn has emblazoned her social media handle (identical across no less than six platforms) across the seat of her trunks and #WrathofZahn down the back of each boot.
With both signifying they’re ready to each other, Suguitan is all business to the ring, passing on slapping hands with the crowd as she strides to the combat zone.
In turn, Lyssa plays to the fans every second, the Tweet Storm-Trooper streaming her trip to the worldwide audience. Breaking into a short sprint, Zahn hops to the apron, Lyssa wiping the soles of her boots clean, then slipping through the ropes. She claims the middle of the ring with her arms once again spread wide.
Alexis ascends the ring steps and slips through the ropes at a more deliberate pace, asking the official to relieve her of her ivory-hued fur once inside.
As he complies, Suguitan spins out of her jacket to the middle of the ring, joining her partner as they stare down the Daughters, Alexis motioning in a sweeping gesticulation of her arms, indicating the arena is hers, or in this instance, theirs.
With the music fading, the announcer takes the opportunity to proclaim the newly-minted team.
“And their opponents! Introducing first, from Manila in the Philippines, she stands five feet and eight inches tall and weighs in at one hundred and thirty-four pounds. She is the Penthouse Panther, the Filipino Phenom; she is ALEXIS SUGUITAN!
“And her partner, hailing from Fox River, New York... she stands five feet six inches tall and weighs in this evening at one hundred and thirty pounds. She’s the Pinterest Pin-Up, the TikTok Terror and a Black Hat extraordinaire, this is LYSSA ZAHN!”
Lyssa snatches the microphone.
“And together they’re going to kick your ass,” she shouts at Ginnifer and her crew.
Zahn hands the stick back to the startled man and Lexy and Lyssa back to their corner.
Ginnifer ushered Claudia out onto the apron when the bell sounded, a decision that caused no small amount of consternation in the opposite corner. “Oh, bitch is just gonna start like that?” Lyssa sniped. “All right, I'll take point.”
“Not so fast, girl.” Alexis moved into her partner's path. “The little brat ran from me last time we shared a ring. I'LL take point, you can have her when I'm finished.”
Zahn was less than thrilled. “Are you kidding me? Bitch tapped me out, made me SCREAM it in front of everyone. She's mine and--”
“Stop wasting my time, losers!” Chadwick sneered from the center of the squared circle.
Al Carpenter's tone was far more pleasant, though he still motioned one of them forward. “Pick a starter, ladies. Match is live.”
Suguitan and Zahn exchanged a questioning look.
“Paper, rock, scissors?” Alexis asked.
“Best of one, on three.” Lyssa agreed. “One. Two. Three. Shoot!”
Zahn dropped rock so of course Suguitan showed paper, much to the Insta-Gator's disgust.
“Watch my back.” Alexis said as she turned her attention to the Gorgeous One. “I'll make sure to save you some choice pieces of... oh, fucking really, Chadwick?”
Smirking in the face of the Penthouse Panther's approach, Ginnifer backpedaled to the Daughters' corner and slapped Claudia Rooney on the shoulder. The redhead didn't look entirely thrilled by the abrupt substitution (she was giving up five inches to the brunette after all) but it didn't stop her from vaulting over the top rope while Ginnifer returned to the apron.
“Still want to take point?” Zahn asked Alexis in a tone that suggested she would've appreciated such trolling if it wasn't carried out against her partner.
“Hell yes.” Suguitan answered without hesitation. “I wonder how many times I'll hit Rooney before she tries to make Mayes switch places with HHRRRGGHH!”
Already in a bad mood, Claudia Rooney decided to spread it around by CRACKING a nasty Overhand Slap to the taller wrestler's left breast! Alexis growled and stamped back, one arm angled across the fast-rising welt. “You got a lot of nerve criticizing my partner, asshole.” Claudia hissed as she began to circle the brunette. “Remind me again, how many chicks have kicked you to the curb in the last ten yea--”
Alexis lunged for a Collar-&-Elbow only to curse when the Whist Warrior spun 'round behind and delivered an identical slap between her shoulders! Suguitan yelped, fired off an immediate Back Elbow that connected with nothing because Rooney'd already twisted around in front of her adversary. A Toe Kick to the navel sent Suguitan staggering without doubling her over, so Claudia chased after her and PWAAAKED a hard Back Kick into the brunette's midsection! That folded her up quite nicely which in turn allowed the redhead to slap on a Front Facelock and sling Alexis' near arm across her shoulders. Snagging a big handful of those shiny white togs, Rooney dipped low and popped her hips to take Suguitan to the deck with a BOOMING Snap Suplex!
SNAP SUPLEX:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5rhXrcWecs
Alexis bounced to a seat and regained her feet quickly enough though she was clearly still woozy when she turned around into a European Uppercut that knocked her up on tiptoe! She wobbled away or at least tried to, the Silent Siren snatched a handful of hair and reeled in close enough to swing around and catch the former Tag Champ's noggin in a Three Quarters Facelock. From there she dropped to one knee and flipped Suguitan onto her butt with a Snapmare while simultaneously throwing herself into a forward somersault that brought her up on the run to the far set of strands. Understandably concerned by the opposition's quick start, Lyssa slapped one hand against the top turnbuckle and warned, “Get your hands up Alex--” Rooney hopped up and THWHACKED her heels into Suguitan's jaw in a beautiful Basement Dropkick! Alexis was knocked flat and Claudia wasted no time in securing a greedy Crossbody that put the exotique's far knee up close to her chin for a count of...
BASEMENT DROPKICK:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFLGu_sHP4M
ONE...
TWO...
Suguitan kicked out in time with 'TWO' but that didn't seem to bother a beaming Ginnifer in the slightest. “That's right, Claudia! Work her sorry ass over! Actually, bring that shit-bag over here, we'll show her what real teamwork looks like!”
Claudia nodded, helped herself to a double handful of hair and reeled Suguitan into a Front Facelock that made it much easier to march her to the Daughters' corner. A quick tag followed and Chadwick was through in a trice, the blonde showing none of her previous reticence when she crooked her fingers into claws and raaaaaaaaaaked them down Alexis' back! Zahn and the FAWNatics protested this abuse quite vehemently, yet were ultimately forced to watch since Chadwick and Rooney were still well within their allotted time.
“Keep holding her.” Ginnifer ordered as she moved around into position. “Let me get a hold on the other side.”
No complaint from Claudia, she merely yoked up on her Front Facelock while Ginnifer mirrored her on the opposite side. Where the redhead had secured her grip at Alexis' waistband, Chadwick grabbed onto a leg-hole and yanked it up in a mean-spirited half wedgie that bared one flawless bronze cheek to the jeering throng! It wasn't the most strategically sound grip, but Rooney couldn't argue the demoralizing efficacy of the tactic so she followed Ginnifer's lead before the pair gathered their strength and took Suguitan up, over and down with a huge double team Vertical Suplex! Rooney deftly rolled under the bottom rope as soon as the throw connected, meaning there was nothing to distract Carpenter from Ginnifer collecting both of Alexis' legs in a tight bundle that pointed her mostly-bare buns to the rafters through...
DOUBLE TEAM VERTICAL SUPLEX:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k83lXHnBC-M
ONE...
TWO...
The Filipino Phenom powered out and tumbled onto her stomach, much to the disgust of the Gorgeous One. Lyssa on the other hand was quite pleased. “Nice try, Nepo Baby.” she called to the irritated blonde. “Hey, maybe next time you should have Claudia AND Tiffany work her over before you think about lifting a finger!”
“Keep your mouth shut or I'll ruin your other arm, bitch.” Chadwick snapped as she buried her hands in Alexis' hair. “Like to see how funny you are when all your shit is voice to text.”
Lyssa wasn't about to take that sort of slander and went on a whole tirade that Ginnifer ignored because she was too busy switching over from the hair-hold to a Wristlock. A quick rotation with that captured limb doubled Suguitan over to deal with the strain and ensured her torqued arm was wide open when the blonde hopped up and pressed both knees to the brunette's bicep. Then gravity brought her down flat and jolted Suguitan from wrist to shoulder with such force that she wrenched away from the Gorgeous One's grasp only to collapse to one knee the moment her back was turned.
DOUBLE KNEE ARMBREAKER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDslslz2gKs
“Starting to get it, loser?” Chadwick taunted after she'd kipped to verticality. “That pain in your arm, the one you're trying to shake out right now? It's only going to get worse as the night goes on. And by the time we're finished, you'll be sobbing and slapping the mat just like your dumb-shit partNNGGGHH!”
Alexis whipped around in her crouch and fired off a straight right hand to Ginnifer's trim tummy! The second generation superstar 'oooffffhed' and backed away only to lunge in with a kick that THUMPED against Suguitan's left bicep!
“You think that hard-ass shit intimidates me?” Chadwick snatched hold of Alexis' left wrist hauled her upright and stretched that arm out snug against her own chest. “Only thing you're doing is making it more satisfying when I break your OOOOWWWW BITCH!”
Suguitan felt the Single Arm DDT coming and rather than try to wrench her way free before Ginnifer could execute, she reached across with her free hand and savagely clawed the blonde's face!
Rooney, Mayes and Carpenter barked about the catty tactic, yet the FAWNatics seemed to be just fine with the brunette's retribution so Alexis figured she was on the right track. She was still a bit too close to Chadwick for her liking though so she pressed her right hand to the blonde's mug and sent her stumbling halfway across the ring with a rude pie-face! “Bitch, you need to put some respect in your voice when you speak to me.” she told Gorgeous Ginni as she regained her footing. “Only thing I MIGHT break tonight is a sweat, and that's only if Rooney does all the heavy lift--”
Ginnifer exploded off the ropes showing Clothesline just early enough for Suguitan to rush forward and dip under on her way to the strands the blonde had just vacated. As for the Gorgeous One, she whipped around on the spot and thus ensured she got an excellent view when Alexis slammed a Clothesline across her chest and used her right leg like a scythe to sweep the Lost Leader's feet out from underneath in a Running STO that THWHAMMED Ginnifer flat against the deck! “Hell yeah! Plant her, Alexis!” Zahn shouted along with the crowd as the Penthouse Panther flung herself across the blonde's chest and hooked the far leg for...
RUNNING STO:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVuTNNJ5E9U
ONE...
TWO...
Ginnifer kicked out just after 'TWO!' and promptly started to barrel-roll toward the ropes only to come to an awkward stop when Suguitan caught hold of her hair! “HAIR!” Chadwick implored the ref as she scrambled to all fours. “First my eyes, now the cheap bitch is after my haiNNNGGGHH!”
Alexis dropped to her knees to THUNK Ginnifer's forehead with an impromptu Facebuster that also cut off all her complaints. Switching over to Chadwick's shoulder-straps so Al would stop giving her the stink eye, Suguitan got to her feet and forced Ginnifer to do the same so she could wedge the blonde's head in under her right arm. From there she slipped her hands under Chadwick's biceps and locked them between the shorter wrestler's shoulders to secure the Double Underhook. Pivoting so she was glaring at Claudia, Alexis said, “If you're smart, you'd walk away right now.” Without waiting for an answer she sank into a crouch and muscled Ginnifer into the air just to THWHAM her down with a Double Underhook Suplex that deposited the second generation superstar dangerously close to the Tweet Storm-Trooper's current location.
DOUBLE UNDERHOOK SUPLEX:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3B55csISd0
The Penthouse Panther didn't have to look up to know Lyssa’s arm was stretching toward her. She nodded with an emerging grin.
“You owe me.” Alexis insisted.
“Fine. I owe you!” Zahn responded sheepishly.
The Filipino Phenom gave the fallen, flaxen-haired fighter a going-away stomp that sent a shiver through Ginnifer, then handed the reins to the Social Media Superstar, slapping hands with Zahn.
As if launched via a spring, Lyssa leapt over the cables and immediately dropped to her backside, NAILING Chadwick with a double drop of her tawny lower limbs, one thumping across Ginni’s chest, the other her throat. G-Honey thrashed like a fish out of water, grasping at her neck, emerald eyes bulging.
Ginnifer moved to hands and knees and began crawling the long trek to the opposite corner. She made it halfway before a smirking Zahn mounted her in a standing straddle and dropped her pert derriere into the base of the blonde’s spine, flattening a grunting Ginni to the canvas. Desperation growing, G-Honey slowly slithered like a snake toward a beckoning Claudia.
The TikTok Terror waggled an index finger at the auburn-haired grappler.
“Don’t bother, dork.” Lyssa assures.
The Insta-gator wrapped both palms around a wincing Chadwick’s noggin and pulled Gorgeous Ginni to her feet before spinning her foe 'round face-to-face and ROCKING her rival with a backhand blast of a Chop that drew a ‘WOOO’ from the crowd and a face pinched in pain from Chadwick.
Zahn transferred her grip to a wrist and heaved the second-generation superstar to the distant strands. Ginnifer rebounded out of the rubber-coated steel, racing headlong to a waiting Lyssa who showed off strength some find surprising. She launched Ginni into the upper atmosphere, but gravity had its way with G-Honey eventually, Chadwick crashing and burning to earth via the Freefall Drop.
FREEFALL DROP:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxITMvVu0eg
With the FAWNatics in a delighted state of shock, Ginnifer flopped around the ring like she’s had 10,000 volts enter her system. Chadwick eventually rose to vertical on her own and staggered into a clueless U-turn, returning to Zahn’s clutches.
Lyssa’s right arm surrounded the throat of the bug-eyed Ginnifer, bending back the blonde in a Dragon Sleeper-like arch. But Lyssa had something far more impactful in mind, sweeping the captured Gorgeous One to a faceplant courtesy her reverse STO.
REVERSE STO @ 1:59
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwyWtIZX-x8
The ring-rattling impact sent Chadwick flopping to an insensate starfish, but Lyssa shook her head when considering a pin.
Rising and hovering, she stared down at her foe.
“No…no…no. We’re not even until you’re crying your submission, tears filling your eyes.”
A stirring Ginni’s lids parted ever so slightly.
“You mean like you did?”
The Tweet Storm-Trooper growled and scraped the blonde off the canvas. Lyssa dipped and slipped an arm between Chadwick’s legs and ‘hupped’ the flaccid G-Honey across her shoulders in a Fireman’s Carry, arms encircling the blonde’s legs and neck. With a practiced ease, Lyssa laid out and Samoan Dropped Gorgeous Ginni to the thinly-sheathed floorboards, Chadwick’s spine BANGING against the unforgiving deck.
SAMOAN DROP:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5doVScrdPC8
Bursting loose of her adversary’s grip, the veteran relied on her remaining craftiness to roll under the nearby ropes, remaining on the apron but outside the legal field of play.
As the Social Media Superstar took a premature victory lap around the ring, Ginnifer used the ropes to pull herself to vertical. She leaned heavily against the cables, drawing in deep breaths, back pointed to the buzzing crowd.
Shaking out the cobwebs, the gaze over her green eyes clearing slightly, Ginnifer grabbed the top rope with both hands. Chadwick acrobatically vaulted to a stance on the top rope and used the cable as a springboard, leaping toward her target.
Unfortunately, Zahn was all too ready, the tawny-skinned, dirty blonde surging toward the airborne frame of Ginnifer. Lyssa leapt into a startling Superman Punch on the descending blonde, the FAWNatics exploding in excitement as Ginnifer’s fire was instantly extinguished, G-Honey liquefying into a limp spread-eagle.
SUPERWOMAN PUNCH @ 2:26
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1oQes_lbJY
A sweat-doused but smiling Zahn loomed over what’s left.
“So I lied,” the TikTok Terror chuckled as she genuflected atop the softly rolling chest of the demolished G-Honey.
Rooney, worried the end was nigh for the Daughters, entered and charged with Double Axhandle raised, but she’s cut off by Suguitan who nearly ripped Claudia’s head off her neck with a Big Boot, leaving Lyssa to revel through Carpenter’s…
ONE…
TWO…
Ginni shoved out from under, rolling to her side to keep her team’s hopes alive, a frenzied Tiffany pulling at her golden locks with worry on the sidelines, her sisters looking battered and broken.
Alexis tugged Rooney to unsteady feet and seemed ready to deliver Claudia to the outside with a bum’s rush when Zahn called out to her teammate. The Tweet Storm-Trooper directed her partner to a neutral set of buckles while Lyssa bundled the limp Ginni to the opposite corner.
Timing their tosses, each sent their ragged Lost Daughter off with an Irish Whip on a collision course. But Ginnifer and Claudia shifted their courses enough to link inner elbows and spin in a 180, each woman returning from whence they came…ONLY TO BE SPEARED NEARLY IN HALF…the Penthouse Panther pouncing to a vicious tackle of Rooney’s midriff while Lyssa folded the Gorgeous One around her impaling right shoulder before PLANTING her foe on the canvas!
With each of Lyssa and Alexis on their haunches next to a destroyed Daughter, they invited a flustered Mayes to join them. Sweeping her golden locks back nervously with all ten tines, she declined.
Al tried to shepherd the Phenom out of the squared circle, but Suguitan wasn't ready until she scraped what’s left of the redhead off the canvas and raced the slack Rooney to the ropes, tossing her over. Mayes tried to catch her overwhelmed ‘sibling’ but only got crushed beneath her teammate in the process, the duo ending in a jumble of torsos and limbs on the arena floor.
In the ring, Zahn seemed happy to share her wealth. As Alexis ignored Carpenter’s calls, Lyssa shoved the forlorn Chadwick in the Panther’s direction. Alexis gutted her foe with a Toe Kick, doubling her over.
Reaching down Ginni’s back, Alexis scooped each set of fingers into the leg holes of Chadwick’s gear. She tugged toward her, creating a colossal wedgie, a yelping Ginnifer finding enough of her senses to feel the spandex yanked HIGH between her cheeks as she rose on tiptoes. Using the handfuls of lycra instead of double underhooks, Suguitan launched Chadwick into a front flip and deposits Ginnifer to the mat with her signature Panty Peeler Tiger Driver.
PANTY PEELER @ 00:16
www.youtube.com/watch?v=szFOI2P4i8w
Kneeling between the twitching legs of the annihilated blonde, the destroyer-class Phenom hopped to her feet and shares a high five and hug with the Insta-Gator.
Zahn pulled free of the embrace and violently swung Alexis away from the cuddle, the dark eyes of the Panther finding Tiffany Mayes no more than a few feet from a Pearl Harbor job on Suguitan.
A clearly remorseful Tiff backpedaled, pushing her palms toward Lexy in pleading fashion.
Not having yet interfered, Al held off on a DQ call for Mayes, but motioned to Suguitan she had free reign to eject the illegal interloper in any way she felt appropriate.
And eject her she did, the Filipino Phenom lunging forward to CRACK the would-be equalizer with a resounding Bitch Slap that spun Tiff in a woozy half circle. Snatching the blonde by the scruff of her neck (and doubling down with a sturdy grip on her waistband) Alexis rushed forward and hurled Mayes over the top rope in a gorgeous Plancha that would've devastated anyone that happened to fall within its shadow. Alas the space beneath was cruelly empty and Tiffany hit the blue-padded floor with an audible THWHUMP that earned groans of sympathetic anguish from even her most strident detractors.
While Suguitan dealt with the illegal blonde, Lyssa Zahn helped herself to a double handful of the Gorgeous One's golden locks and scraped her off the mat in fits and starts. Ginnifer looked too woozy to properly suffer one of the Black Hat's verbal barbs so instead she treated her to a taunting smooch on the forehead before dipping a shoulder and slipping that arm through Chadwick's thighs. Boosting Ginni across her shoulders earned Lyssa a raucous cheer and a nod of approval from Alexis, who was dusting her hands off after removing Mayes to the flo-- “LYSSA, MOVE!”
Give her credit, Zahn took a giant step forward, unfortunately she only made it about halfway before a crouching Claudia Rooney grabbed hold of her waistband and yanked her back into a vile Uppercut that SMASHED between Zahn's thighs!
On her feet even as Lyssa began to crumple, the Whist Warrior backpedaled as fast as she could to escape the Penthouse Panther who was racing toward her with claws outstretch-- Claudia grabbed hold of the top rope and dropped as low as she could to send Alexis tumbling through the recently vacated space! Her fall wasn't nearly so bad as Tiffany's, in fact the white-clad brunette was able to snag hold of the middle rope to ensure she landed on her feet. Whipping around to face the ring, she pointed a stern finger at the redhead and warned, “You're gonna pay for that, bitNNNNGGGHHH!”
Still holding the top rope, Rooney hopped up and pendulumed her legs through the space between middle and bottom strands to THWHUMP a Dropkick against Suguitan's sternum! Alexis didn't exactly lose her footing, but she sure as hell wasn't looking very steady as she stumbled across the narrow aisle and smashed against the guardrail with a wince inducing BWANG!
Several seconds prior, right about the time Alexis was making her unwanted exit from the squared circle, Ginnifer Chadwick squirmed free of Lyssa's Zahn's sagging shoulders, grabbed a double handful of hair and yanked her head back and forth before SPIKING her trunks with another hateful Low Blow! Lyssa sobbed and collapsed to her knees, or rather she would have if Chadwick hadn't cupped her head in both hands to keep the crippled battler upright.
“You never should've fucked with me, loser.” she told Zahn with a bright smile. “You thought tapping out once was bad? Honey, I'm gonna make you do it EVERY TIME we meet!”
On that threatening note she threaded an arm between the New Yorker's legs and scooped her up onto her right shoulder like she was little more than a sack of laundry. Keeping her right arm strapped across Lyssa's lower back to ensure she stayed in place, Chadwick grabbed hold of her prey's left wrist and folded that arm up between her shoulders in a rough Hammerlock. “I'm sure you've told all your idiot followers this arm is back to a hundred percent.” Gorgeous Ginni sneered as she tromped around the squared circle. “Let' see if you told them the truth, shall we?” Just like that she went up on her tiptoes and slung Zahn forward and down while simultaneously dropping to one knee to THWHUMP the tawny-skinned blonde's arm and spine against the full length of Chadwick's posted thigh!
OVER THE SHOULDER HAMMERLOCK BACKBREAKER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg3LcYHmxYY
Lyssa bounced away and immediately went rolling across the canvas with that freshly wounded arm held tight to her chest while her other hand pressed against the small of her back. Delighted by the anguish she'd inflicted on her adversary, Ginnifer strutted over to Zahn and pressed the sole of one boot to her cheek while she fluffed her hair and mouthed 'Gorgeous!' to the hard camera. Lyssa was stretched out on her side so it didn't count as a pin, not that it stopped the Social Media Superstar from swatting the blonde's foot clear of her face.
The Savannah Arm Snatcher didn't much appreciate such brazen disrespect when she was posing so she pounded a few stomps into Lyssa's ribs for good measure, then leaned down and filled her hands with the other woman's hair. “And you really thought this belonged to you? Bless your heart.” Chadwick said of Zahn's left arm as she stepped in close and folded it snug against the Black Hat's back in another Hammerlock. “You may get to walk around with it all day, but we both know it's mine. And every time it starts to ache? That means I'm thinking about you, cutie.”
“Thuuuuhhh.. that's real nice, Ginni.” Zahn grunted. “Can't say I ever really think about you. Well, maybe when I'm taking a EERRRRGGGHH!”
Left hand securing the Hammerlock, Chadwick slipped the right through Lyssa's stems and hoisted her up onto her right shoulder for the second time in as many minutes. Turning toward the friendlier side of town she was pleased to see Claudia back in place with the tag rope in hand. Starting in that direction she covered about half the distance before she dropped to one knee to THUMP Lyssa's left shoulder against the point of her knee!
HAMMERLOCK SHOULDERBREAKER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtqKm-gKh_A
Ginnifer could've dropped her right there and made an uncontested tag without incident, instead she tightened her clasp and muscled Zahn back into her previous position so she could tromp the rest of the way to the Lost Daughters' corner. Once there she stuffed the New Yorker in against the buckles and accepted a tag from Rooney, who set to work tucking the struggling blonde's lower legs beneath the top turnbuckle in a Tree of Woe. “Whiny bitch is already huffing and puffing.” Chadwick told Rooney as the latter hopped into the ring. “Finish her off however you'd like, just make sure there's a lot of whimpering involved. Here, I'll set her up for ya.”
Groans all around, as well as strident protests from Alexis Suguitan when the Gorgeous One climbed onto the middle rope and jammed the heel of her left foot into Lyssa's vulnerable crotch! Zahn shrieked and crunched up as best she could, alas her legs were too firmly secured and she had to fall back on Al Carpenter, who only let the punishment carry on for a few seconds before he started to count. Now, four seconds didn't seem like all that long, but it could feel like a lifetime when a malicious narcissist was abusing your trunks and it was MORE than enough time for someone like Claudia Rooney to race three quarters of the way across the ring and shoot right back, the redhead taking flight from a few steps out to THWHUMP both boots into her victim's chest!
TREE OF WOE DROPKICK:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSw0iuksykI
Ginnifer hopped over the ropes to the outside the moment the Dropkick connected. This cessation of pressure combined with the force of impact dropped Zahn on her head in a discombobulated sprawl and ensured she offered no real protest when the Silent Siren caught hold of her wrists and draaaaaaaaaagged her out into deep water where she dropped into a Crossbody good for the...
ONE...
TWO...
“NNGGGHHH!”
Alexis rushed through the ropes and planted a boot in Claudia's ribs to break the count with a full second to spare! Rooney snarled and kept an eye on the Penthouse Panther as Al marched her back to the corner, but true to form it was the Gorgeous One rather than the Silent Siren doing all the trash talking.
Claudia contented herself with a few well placed stomps to Zahn's left shoulder to make sure she was properly distracted when Rooney grabbed hold of those long locks and hauled her upright. Making no effort to end the hair-hold even after Carpenter called her out on it, the Whist Warrior sauntered to the side of the ring facing the hard camera and stuffed Zahn's upper body through the space between the top and middle ropes. From there she slipped out onto the apron, measured her weakened opponent and THWHAPPED a huge Overhand Forearm Smash across her shoulders! This was only prologue to the real violence as Rooney backpedaled several steps, then rushed forward and THWHUNKED the point of her right knee into Zahn's left temple!
APRON BICYCLE KNEE:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fleabQEs0Uk
The Bicycle Knee sent Lyssa slopping out of the strands to collapse on her back in middle of the squared circle. As for Claudia she skipped back into the ring and hurried to the nearest corner where she grabbed onto the top rope and hopped onto the middle strand before bounding all the way to the top floor. From there she launched backward into the lights, Rooney stretching out every bit of her sixty-three inch frame to put as much 'ooomph' on the Moonsault as possible before she THWHAMMED down atop Lyssa's tummy! Zahn 'oooffffhed' and curled up on her side so Claudia stretched her out and hooked the far leg to keep her down for the...
MOONSAULT:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6B3TjqMkWU
ONE...
TWO...
THRNOOOO!
Lyssa shot her right arm into the air to deny the Lost Daughters for at least another three seconds. Irritated but hardly frustrated, Rooney went right back to the hair-pull and used it to haul the Tweet Storm-Trooper into a Front Facelock. Slinging the taller wrestler's near arm across her shoulders, Claudia pivoted toward Alexis and blew her a taunting ki-- Lyssa's loose arm tightened like a steel vise to yoke the startled redhead down into Front Facelock! Catching hold of her foe's togs in the same breath, Lyssa muscled her burden high into the air, then took a single step forward and went down on one knee to THWHUNK the nape of Claudia's neck across the posted joint! The auburn-haired assassin spreads into a lifeless starfish to roaring approval from the FAWNatics, Lyssa again turning the match on its head in the matter of a few seconds. Not in exceptional shape herself, Zahn uses gravity’s assist to drop across the prone fame of Rooney. The pin is nothing more than a draped body, but it’s enough for the…
KNEEL BEFORE ZAHN!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS7A0yY57rc
ONE…
TWO…
THRNOOO!
Claudia resuscitated, shoving a shoulder off the deck, a frantic and tardy Ginnifer stepping back through the ropes at Carpenter’s coaxing. Repulsed, Chadwick called for her slumped ‘sibling’ to reach her by any means necessary to get Gorgeous back in control.
The redhead rolled to her chest and pushed to all fours while The TikTok Terror did the same and headed in the opposite direction. A slow-motion race was on between the two combatants, each retreating to their rescuing cavalry.
Lyssa reached hers first, diving toward the proffered hand of the Panther. Rooney likewise tagged in G-Honey a split-second behind. The newly legal women raced at each other and, after shoulders were lowered and buried into chests, Alexis stood over a wide-eyed Chadwick, gazing down in domineering fashion.
Suguitan headed for the ropes to gather momentum and skipped over the blonde when, halfway to vertical, Ginni returned to a chest-down position on the canvas. The Filipino rocketed into her second set of strands and rebounded as Ginnifer scrambled to her feet and launched into a Crossbody block. The impact halted Alexis’ advance but little more, the bigger grappler holding the Savannah Arm Snatcher perpendicular across her chest, grin emerging.
With Ginnifer weakly squirming in her grasp, Suguitan chargeed forward with her cargo, ramming her foe’s spine into the top buckle of a neutral corner. Not finished showing she’s more than a bridesmaid for singles titles. The Phenom set the weathered Chadwick in a seat on the top buckle before climbing to the middle ropes.
Once there, she pulled Ginni to her feet, eventually moving the blonde to a perilous stance on the top buckle, underhooks surrounding either arm of the second-generation superstar. With the crowd’s murmurs growing in anticipation, Alexis set free her Filipino Butterfly, Chadwick flying halfway across the ring and CRASHING to the canvas courtesy the Avalanche Suplex.
FILIPINO BUTTERFLY:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GYcoORuUDU
Ginnifer reached for her lower spine as the momentum of the collision sent her rolling to her chest. Alexis scrambled to her foe but didn't shove Chadwick to a pinning predicament. Instead, Suguitan sat on her adversary’s knees and grabs hold of each wrist. Pulling back on the wings, Alexis extended her own long, lethal legs, hooking them at the ankles under the chin of the Gorgeous One.
Panther’s Prey secured, Alexis worked the unique surfboard stretch like a part-time job and the captured Chadwick was reduced to wailing in agony, her limbs, neck and back treated to a chiropractic adjustment tempting her surrender.
“Ask her!” Alexis demanded between grunts and Al made the offer known.
G-Honey bit her quivering lower lip but shook her head.
Seemingly unsure of the continued viability of her faltering partner, Claudia scooted through the ropes, looking to break up the torture. However, an eagle-eyed Lyssa entered right behind and they collied in flailing fisticuffs, each woman tossing right hands as they ‘bumper car’ around the ring.
A distracted Carpenter chased the duo, wrangling them into a corner and trying to usher them out together as he was unable to prize them apart. As he did, the third head of the Lost Daughters’ monster enters stealthily and NAILED the Phenom with a Soccer Kick to the back of the head.
With the submission broken, Alexis flopping to her side, cradling her aching noggin, Tiffany pulled Lexy to her feet but kept her foe’s head lowered. Mayes tugged Suguitan’s pounding braincase between her legs and wrapped her arms around the gulping, coppery tummy of the Penthouse Panther.
Gaining revenge on the Phenom, Tiffany launched Lexy into the air in a front flip, Suguitan ending seated on Mayes’ shoulders. With Alexis frantically shouting at an occupied Al to turn around, Tiffany dropped to her back, raising her pointed knees, and backstabbed the Phenom with a version of her Knocking on Midnight.
KNOCKING ON MIDNIGHT:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUsKR3xtdOk
Tiffany tumbled out of the ring and, on cue, Rooney disengaged from her tussle and dipped between the ropes. Each on the floor, the Lost Daughters strode along the outside, eventually embracing while a confused Zahn wondered why Alexis was frozen in a pained arch with Ginnifer using the ropes by her side to reach a standing position.
Arisen, the treacherous G-Honey dropped a series of knees to the left shoulder of her face-down opposition then lowered to a seat at her side. Ginnifer grabbed the injured wing and pulled it into an agonizing Fujiwara Armbar! Gorgeous Ginni surrounded the limb with both arms and wrenched toward her, leaning back to back, perpendicular to the howling Alexis.
FUJIWARA ARMBAR:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ire_UE-nJzc
Al pointed the Tweet Storm-Trooper to the outside and dove to get in Lexy’s pained face, offering the Panther a way out.
Alexis’ free arm and the palm at the end hovered over the canvas, Suguitan moments away from capitulation. But Lyssa rode to the rescue. Never having fully left the squared circle, the Black Hat drove a pointed elbow into the back of Ginnifer’s skull, breaking the hold.
Armbar broken, a complaining Ginni, cradles the back of her braincase. She demanded Carpenter eject Lyssa from the confines and he moved to complete a more thorough job of doing that. As the ref guided his charge out, Chadwick slapped her hands together as loudly as she’s able and Claudia slipped through the ropes, joining her partner.
But instead of immediately joining the attack, the Silent Assassin hopped to a stance on the middle ropes in the Daughters’ corner. Gorgeous stood below her partner grasping her friend’s wrists in a crosshand grip. Chadwick launched the auburn-haired grappler in a twisting front flip that delivered Rooney in a devastating SPLASH across the undefended tawny tummy of the Phenom.
LOST & FOUND @ 1:08
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IH0ZAJCuzs
A spinning Al, going on sound instead of sight, presumes a legal tag had been made and when Claudia hooked a leg with her lateral press, the official slapped the canvas for…
ONE…
TWO…
THRNOOOO!
With no help coming, Alexis dug deep and shoved a shoulder off the deck with a split-second to spare.
Showing frustration, Claudia wrapped both hands around the head of her foe, drawing the dilapidated Phenom to her feet. Alexis shoved Rooney off, only for the Lost Daughter to gut her foe’s weakened, bruised midriff with a Toe Kick. With Lexy doubled in front of her, Claudia leveled her with an Axe Kick to the lower spine.
AXE KICK:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTadirIkVUY
With Suguitan face-down against the canvas, Rooney took a stroll by the Insta-Gator, keeping her instigating unspoken with a blown kiss.
An enraged Lyssa fell for the bait, pushing halfway through the ropes before Carpenter blocked her path.
Meanwhile, behind Al’s back, it’s Claudia’s turn to clap her hands together as loud as she’s able, drawing a delighted Ginni into the ring, ready to cause more Daughter double-team damage.
Chadwick moved toward her partner only to backpedal into the buckles when Rooney raised a finger. “Take a seat.” she offered while filling her other hand with Suguitan's hair. “I'll bring her to you.” That sounded more than fine to the Gorgeous One so Ginnifer hopped into a perch on the top turnbuckle while Claudia slipped an arm between Alexis' stems and scooped the taller wrestler up across her chest.
Grudging applause from the assembled FAWNatics as the lightweight veteran turned her burden toward the Daughters' corner and broke into a sprint! Ginni just set her feet against the middle buckle and grabbed the top rope for leverage, thus ensuring a most unpleasant chiropractic collision when Claudia THWHUNKED Suguitan spine-first against the posted joints! Alexis wailed with pain and jolted in Rooney's grip, but damned if the Whist Warrior didn't hold on backpedal far enough to slam the big brunette against Chadwick's knees a second time!
SCOOPED BACKBREAKER @ 00:39
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8XoH8AsA94
“HEY!” Al Carpenter hurried over to the action just as Claudia was setting a spaghetti-legged Alexis on her feet near the middle of the squared circle. “Did you two make a tag?”
“Of course we made a tag.” the redhead replied before dropping to one knee. “You heard it, you're not deaf, right?” The referee didn't get a chance to answer because Ginnifer rushed out of the corner, caught Suguitan's noggin in a Three Quarters Facelock, then hopped up and laid out on her back to THWHUMP her gut-first over Claudia's waiting knee! Left retching in the wake of Lost Your Lunch, Alexis didn't realize she was still folded over Claudia's knee until Rooney and Chadwick both reared back and delivered stereo SMACKS to those bronzed butt cheeks! The Filipino Phenom groaned and flopped to her stomach when Claudia pulled her knee away, but Ginnifer was quick to shoot a Half Nelson and roll her over for a domineering Crossbody worth...
LOST YOUR LUNCH @ 1:40
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8XoH8AsA94
ONE...
TWO...
THRNOOOO!
Suguitan didn't just kick out, she braced a hand against the blonde's chin and tried to smear her lips across one cheek!
Infuriated by the disrespect, Chadwick caught hold of her foe's wrist and bicep so she could pin the limb to the canvas and then grrrrrrrrriiiiiiiind the point of her knee against Alexis' elbow! “BITCH!” Suguitan writhed and twisted like a panther with one paw caught in a trap, but she couldn't free herself from the simple torture. “Fucking get offa me!”
Gorgeous Ginni only scoffed and jounced a little more weight on the suffering limb. “Ask your partner how to get out, she knows the way.” Chadwick turned her attention to Zahn and batted her eyes. “Isn't that right, crybabOOOOOWWWWWW YOU SLUT!”
Alexis couldn't make Ginnifer break her grip so she secured one of her own, the grounded brunette shifting toward her opponent so she could gouge her nails into the blonde's left breast! Teeth grinding as she suddenly found the playing field far more even than she would've liked, Ginnifer pulled her hand from Alexis' bicep so she could slap her across the mouth, but all that earned her was another eye-watering squeeze.
“Knock off that cheap shit.” warned the Savannah Arm Snatcher. “Or I'll snap your fingers off and make you eat HHHRRRRGGGHH!” Alexis' talons dug that much deeper and the crowd, to Chadwick's infinite disgust, began chanting 'TAP! TAP! TAP!' “Are you idiots off your meds?” she sneered to the Spring Breakers. “I'll never tap out to this cheap bit--”
“Oh, I think you will!” Zahn chided from her corner. “Your mascara's starting to run, honey. You're gonna look PATHETIC when Lexy really starts mauling those titt--”
“Fuck off, Zahn!” Ginni shouted. “Talk to me again when you haven't tapped out like a little bitAAAAHHHH GAAAAHD!”
Chadwick might've lost focus on Alexis' arm, but the Penthouse Panther was still honed in on the blonde's rack, as Ginnifer discovered when Suguitan switched over to a pincer grip on her right nipple! The catty tweasing proved too much for Chadwick to stand so she abruptly abandoned the arm torture and grabbed a double handful of hair to thwonk-thwonk-THWONK! Alexis' skull against the thinly-sheathed plywood.
Hissing with delight as that vile claw fell away, Ginnifer went back to the brunette's hair, helped herself to a great deal of it and used it to haul her back to verticality. Pinning Suguitan's wounded left arm behind her back with yet another Hammerlock, Gorgeous Ginni kept the limb secured with her right hand as she dipped her head beneath Alexis' right arm. Hooks set she dropped her knees and-- Alexis clamped her right arm tight around Chadwick's noggin, then snapped backward to SPIKE the second-generation superstar on the crown of her skull with a DDT from deep in left field! The counter slammed Suguitan down on her injured arm and that was hellaciously unpleasant, yet the Penthouse Panther was at least sitting up in the aftermath. Ginnifer was flat on her back looking up at the lights, the concerned shouts of her friends nothing more than distant static on a radio in another room.
“Move your ass, Lexy!” Lyssa barked from her place on the apron. “Three outta four limbs are working just fine, I know you can get over here!” Suguitan cringed, raised her injured arm and offered the other brunette a defiant middle finger. “Correction, all four limbs are working.” Zahn amended. “Now get up and make the goddamned tag!”
Alexis cursed, stood up and almost swooned before starting to lurch toward the TikTok Terror.
Behind her, Ginnifer sat up and blearily noted Claudia and Tiffany imploring her to move. “She's gonna make the tag, Ginni!” Claudia barked. “Either stop her or tag the hell out!”
Chadwick clambered to her feet, turned around and lunged after Alexis only to hit full reverse when the Filipino Phenom tagged Lyssa Zahn! Wheeling back to the Daughters' corner, the Gorgeous One rushed across the canvas and dove to tag Claudia who immediately vaulted onto the top rope and launched herself at the oncoming Black Hat in a gorgeous Springboard Crossbody. Zahn saw her coming and spread both arms wide but it wasn't enough to stop the Silent Siren from bowling her adversary over for a domineering piNO!
Lyssa somersaulted through the landing, came up on her knees with Rooney strapped across her chest and returned to verticality where she promptly muscled the redhead up across her shoulders in a Fireman's Carry! Knees bent deep, Zahn pushed up and flipped her burden over to smash her to the deck courtesy the Meme GeneratNOOOO!
Claudia flipped clear, landed on her feet and immediately lashed out with a Dearly Departed aimed at her opponent's tempNOT TODAY!
Lyssa ducked the vicious kick and countered with a Toe Kick to Rooney's tummy the instant she spun around. Drawing her into a Standing Headscissors in the span between heartbeats, Zahn slipped her hands beneath Claudia's biceps, then earned a rousing cheer from those assembled when she caught hold of her prey's togs and used the resultant wedgie to flip Rooney ass over teakettle! Just like that she switched over to a grip around the other wrestler's upper thighs and dropped to her butt to THAWHAM Claudia against the canvas with the second Panty Peeler of the evening! Calves threaded over to Claudia's biceps, Zahn kept her chest snug against the Lost Daughter's curved back while Al counted off...
PANTY PEELER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygT59MX-owY
ONE...
TWO...
THRENOOOOOOOO!
Ginnifer dove in with a Double Axehandle that smashed against the nape of Lyssa's neck at the last possible second! “Tacky bitch!” she snarled at Zahn in the midst of dragging her upright. “You're no match for us, can't you get that through your NNNGGGHHHH!”
Alexis hadn't quite made it through the ropes yet and this tardiness allowed her to storm back into the breach with a Savate Kick that THWHACKED off Chadwick's chin!
“Hey! She's not legal, get her out of there!” Tiffany barked to Carpenter as Ginnifer let loose of Lyssa only to find herself drawn into a Standing Headscissors from the Penthouse Panther! “Come on, Al! That's not fair!”
“Looks like they're balancing each other out to me.” the referee replied even as Lyssa forced Claudia into another Standing Headscissors.
With two of three Lost Daughters doubled over between them, Zahn and Suguitan made a show of grabbing gaudy handfuls of vulnerable glutes. “Ready to teach these brats some manners?” Alexis asked.
“Isn't that what we've been doing?”
“Yeah, but now I want tears.”
“I love it when you talk catty to me.” Lyssa snatched a double handful of those already distended briefs and used them as a handle to yank Claudia into the stall position for a Piledriver!
As for Alexis, she looped her good arm around Ginnifer's waist and upended her in identical fashion, but once there she crooked her free hand into a talon and affixed it to the center of Gorgeous Ginni's trunks!
“AAARRRRHHHH BITCH!” Chadwick wailed as the nauseating hold made her shiver all over. “GET YOUR NASTY HAND OFFA MY CRO-AAAAAAAAWWWW FAAAAAAAAAAHK!”
Suguitan squeezed even harder, the Manila-trained Apartment House Wrestler making a point to focus on the outlines of her foe's womanhood. Not too far away Lyssa was inflicting similar cruelties with a wedgie that had more and more of Claudia's togs disappearing with each passing second. “Ever tapped out to a wedgie, cutie?” Zahn chided. “I've heard it's pretty humiliati--”
“Fuckin' bitch, I give!” Chadwick yowled as she started slapping at Alexis' bronze thigh. “I give! Now leggo of my NNNNGGHHHH!” Suguitan swung 'round in a quarter circle, went up on tiptoes and dropped forward and down to THWHAM the Gorgeous One flat on her face, chest and belly with a brutal Neutralizer!
NEUTRALIZER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu9-t_HkKbU
“Hey, you lasted longer than she did!” Zahn teased a red-faced Claudia. “That's something at least.” The last word was still on her lips when she kicked her legs forward and dropped to her butt to PLANT Rooney's skull against the thinly-sheathed plywood!
PILEDRIVER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=byIgtO1cAmM
The Penthouse Panther and the Tweet Storm-Trooper rose to raucous cheers and a little shooing gesture from Al Carpenter. “Back to your corner, Alexis. Neither you or Ginnifer is legal, in case it'd slipped your mind.” He'd expected sass, instead Suguitan went right to the corner and grabbed the tag rope. She didn't actually step onto the apron, but the ref didn't complain when Zahn strolled over and slapped one palm.
Strolling toward Claudia as a unified front even as Ginnifer oozed under the bottom rope in slow motion, Lexy and Lyssa each pulled down a single knee-pad (right for the former, left for the latter) before they buried a hand in Rooney's hair and hauled her upright. No preamble once she was in place, blonde and brunette simply leapt skyward, braced their bare knees against the Whist Warrior's jaw and laid out on their backs to THWHUNK Rooney with the double barreled Codebreaker they'd soon dub 'Ghosted!'
GHOSTED:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i82EtfPbRqM
Whatever you called it, the move bounced Claudia onto her back where Suguitan treated her to a gaudy Reverse Face Sit and Zahn piled on by taking a heavy seat on her victim's tummy. Bouncing in place as Al swooped down beside the action, blonde and brunette each raised a hand to help the FAWNatics toll the...
ONE...
TWO...
THREE!
“Ladies and gentlemen!” the Announcer confirmed over the clang of the bell. “Your winners via pin-fall... ALEXIS SUGUITAN AND LYSSA ZAHN!”
Al offered each victor a hand to pull them up and off a snoozing Claudia, but the newly formed team seemed more than happy to lounge atop the all-too-silent assassin.
“We should probably let her breathe more than your backside.” Lyssa chuckles.
“If you say so,” the Penthouse Panther replied, a hint of sadness in her tone.
Alexis peeled her ass off the greasy face of the redhead, rising to a full kneel. Zahn likewise propped up on her knees. They shared a high five above the splayed and comatose Claudia.
Outside, Ginnifer used the apron’s edge to slowly pull high enough to peek over. The sight of her foes celebrating over her partner’s carcass wasn't her fave of the night. At her side, Tiffany scooped up the sweat-soaked Gorgeous Ginni. Together they reach verticality, shoulder leaning against shoulder.
Noticing Rooney’s fellow Daughters, Lyssa and Alexis reset their derrieres atop the face and tummy of the demolished Claudia!
“Ya gonna help her or what?” Lyssa asked. “God knows she could use some.”
Mayes seemed ready to set G-Honey aside and make a save, or at least try, but Chadwick squeaked out a weary ‘no’, Ginnifer apparently not wanting to give up her blonde security blanket. “We’ll make them pay when we’re at full strength.”
Tiff looks like she’s been asked to eat a shit sandwich, but eat it she did, loitering outside with her teammate.
Within, a shrugging Lexy and Lyssa again rose, this time pushing to their feet. They raised their arms high and wide in a stance over the insensate redhead.
Alexis glanced down at the burbling Rooney.
“Looks like you could use some new siblings.”
The Phenom planted a boot on the cleavage of the auburn-haired grappler for a final money shot before the victors strode to the ropes, leaving the cowed Daughters to enter and collect what’s left of their sisterhood.
With Zahn and Suguitan exited, Mayes and Chadwick entered on the opposite side.
It’s all over but some shouting from Tiffany. Meanwhile, a spent Ginnifer’s emerald eyes locked on Alexis. Suguitan raised both clenched fists in front of her and mocked breaking the second-generation superstar in two like snapping a twig.
“Be seeing ya, Gorgeous.”
Ginnifer turned her head to feign interest in Claudia, pretending she couldn't hear the threat, so there’s no weakness shown in not returning verbal fire with the Panther but a pounce away.
“Yeah. That’s what I thought,” Lexy said.
Lyssa and Alexis shifted their attention to the trip up the ramp and plans to frequent Orlando’s hot spots.
WE GET WHAT WE DESERVE:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWEKS3-kWgc
I'm watching the static on the TV
and my eyes are bleeding.
It's just the visions of who I was
never really who I am.
A spotlight pierced the dark shortly thereafter, the single beam cutting down from the rafters to illuminate three figures though only one currently faced the stage. Head bowed at the start, Tiffany Mayes looked up and offered a malicious smile to the jeering Spring Breakers when the ground beneath her feet seemingly went into business for itself, twisting the Inquisitor away to reveal the Silent Siren herself, Claudia Rooney. No words from the veteran redhead terror, she simply raised an index finger to her lips, ‘hushing’ the jeering FAWNatics as the turntable revealed the final third of this dangerous disparate triptych.
The truth in disguise, you sync your revenge
It's hard to deny, it's left with no one.
No safe place to hide, it's all in your head.
We get what we deserve,
Yeah we get what we deserve.
Cool green eyes hidden behind a black pair of her trademark Lolita shades, Ginnifer Chadwick dipped her head ever so slightly, the subtle signal enough to pivot Mayes and Rooney into position on her left and right respectively. Flanked by her fellow outcasts and left-behinds, the second generation superstar raised her left hand showing three fingers, a sigil that Tiffany and Claudia mirrored immediately thereafter. This show of solidarity clearly stoked the crowd’s ire but it only served as motivation for the Lost Daughters as they started down the ramp to the squared circle with Chadwick ever so slightly in the lead.
'GORGEOUS' GINNIFER CHADWICK:
TIFFANY MAYES:
CLAUDIA ROONEY:
For tonight’s battle against a one-armed troll and a full-time bridesmaid that should've known better, dirty blonde Ginnifer sported her classic strapless one-piece, the initials ‘GC’ emblazoned at the bust, letterman-style, in neon pink script, the uppermost curve of each letter extending just above the cups. Her pads and boots were a gleaming white, though the laces were the same fevered pink of her initials. Aloof as ever in spite of the back-up and the massed vitriol of the crowd, Ginnifer paid them no mind whatsoever, save to occasionally swat at the schlubby hand of some idiot that dared reach a bit too close. Shades be damned, the astute observer knew Chadwick's eyes were nowhere but the ring.
Longtime iconoclast Tiffany Mayes was far more direct in her dismissal of the aisle-side sub-humanoids, the lithe, lissome blonde snarkily extending a middle finger (or both) to within inches of the slack, disgusting faces that dared question the motivations and tactics of h friends. Unlike Chadwick and Rooney, who were both dressed to wrestle, Mayes wore a black & white gingham dress that made her look quite a bit like a pin-up as imagined by Edward Gorey. Apparently she was wearing her 'manager's' hat tonight, but woe be unto any who dared take their eyes off the Jersey Devil for too long.
Last but certainly not least, the Muted Menace more than lived up to her moniker, Claudia taking in the chaos all around her with the same clinical disinterest that’d allowed her to dominate and denigrate the best names among FAWN’s Lightweight ranks. For this evening's effort alongside Gorgeous Ginni, she wore a sturdy black two-piece with cool purple flames airbrushed on the top and across the seat. The fiery scheme carried over to her pads and boots as both were a matching purple, a perfect complement for the chunky bands adorning each wrist.
Always freaked out by the pack-like way they split apart to claim three sides of the squared circle, the Announcer took a deep breath to steady himself before he raised his mic. Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall with a twenty minute time limit. Introducing first, being accompanied by Tiffany Mayes, from New Haven, Connecticut and Savannah, Georgia respectively, this CLAUDIA ROONEY AND 'GORGEOUS' GINNIFER CHADWICK... THE LOST DAUGHTERS!”
Dipping through the strands at the culmination of that proclamation, the Lost Daughters went for three of the four corners and mounted them at once, each lass spreading their arms wide to best draw in the hate from the Orlando faithful. Only satisfied once it sounded like the crowd was starting to go hoarse, Chadwick took off her shades and tossed them to Al Carpenter, the blonde ordering him to put them someplace safe which also gave her the perfect excuse to ignore final inspection while she, Tiff & Claudia met up in the far corner for a last minute strategy session.
As the Daughters undoubtedly discuss chicanery to come, behind the curtains a new combination waits for their cue. Closest to the entrance, a copper-skinned, destroyer-class beauty bounces on the balls of her feet, battle gear perfectly positioned on her flawless form.
Rejoining the tag division after conquering it with a deceitful former partner, there’s nervousness in Alexis’ actions, Suguitan casting glances at her new teammate as their moment approaches.
The crowd plunges into darkness and the Penthouse Panther can feel her heart beating fast.
“Are you ready?” she asks her fresh colleague and the woman, who’s been a heated rival, nods.
“Have you ever known me not to be?”
The Filipino Phenom throws up her hands. “Fine. Just asking.”
“Remember. Wait for me on the stage,” Zahn interjects.
“I remember. Jeez.”
Outside, the FAWNtron shows a quickly shifting montage of metropolitan skylines from around the world; Chicago, New York, London, Paris, Sydney, Los Angeles, Rio and ultimately Orlando, with the FAWN Arena on prominent display. The speakers kick in, Fall Out Boy’s ‘Centuries’ blasting through the bowl.
Some legends are told,
Some turn to dust or to gold,
But you will remember me,
Remember me for centuries.
The Panther pushes through, Alexis moving gracefully to center stage.
She raises her arms high, surprised by the majority of cheers she’s receiving.
The leader of $uguitan Unlimited sports a gleaming white two piece that glows against the copper of her complexion. The pro-style trappings continue with matching kneepads and shin-high boots, the former adorned with stylized silver ‘$’ signs. Last but not least is a voluminous sleeveless mink coat, an accessory as appropriate at a red carpet premiere as adorning the shoulders of a warrior queen.
Suguitan takes a step forward then stops sheepishly.
Rival Son’s ‘Do Your Worst’ hits the speakers and is greeted with almost uniform cheers, a development simultaneously understandable. This newfound adulation grows all the louder when the woman in question blows through the curtain with her arms raised in a jaunty 'V'.
Zahn turns her attention to Alexis and plucks her phone from the snug elastic band on her right arm.
“Come here,” she says, moving toward her teammate.
The Phenom seems anything but interested, but she’s pulled shoulder to shoulder with the Social Media Superstar who takes a selfie with the women side by side, Lyssa doing her best duck lips, Alexis growling.
LYSSA ZAHN:
ALEXIS SUGUITAN:
For tonight‘s battle, Lyssa sports the pink inversion of her previously standard attire, the two piece an almost feverish neon affair, the top with thin, black shoulder straps set at a slight angle, and a black mesh ‘plate’ over the clavicle, rising into a collar. The bottom rim of this piece and the neckline of the bikini top worked to create almost a heart-shaped ‘cleavage window.’ Matching bottoms with black trim, black wristbands and pads, and pink boots complete the look.
Zahn has emblazoned her social media handle (identical across no less than six platforms) across the seat of her trunks and #WrathofZahn down the back of each boot.
With both signifying they’re ready to each other, Suguitan is all business to the ring, passing on slapping hands with the crowd as she strides to the combat zone.
In turn, Lyssa plays to the fans every second, the Tweet Storm-Trooper streaming her trip to the worldwide audience. Breaking into a short sprint, Zahn hops to the apron, Lyssa wiping the soles of her boots clean, then slipping through the ropes. She claims the middle of the ring with her arms once again spread wide.
Alexis ascends the ring steps and slips through the ropes at a more deliberate pace, asking the official to relieve her of her ivory-hued fur once inside.
As he complies, Suguitan spins out of her jacket to the middle of the ring, joining her partner as they stare down the Daughters, Alexis motioning in a sweeping gesticulation of her arms, indicating the arena is hers, or in this instance, theirs.
With the music fading, the announcer takes the opportunity to proclaim the newly-minted team.
“And their opponents! Introducing first, from Manila in the Philippines, she stands five feet and eight inches tall and weighs in at one hundred and thirty-four pounds. She is the Penthouse Panther, the Filipino Phenom; she is ALEXIS SUGUITAN!
“And her partner, hailing from Fox River, New York... she stands five feet six inches tall and weighs in this evening at one hundred and thirty pounds. She’s the Pinterest Pin-Up, the TikTok Terror and a Black Hat extraordinaire, this is LYSSA ZAHN!”
Lyssa snatches the microphone.
“And together they’re going to kick your ass,” she shouts at Ginnifer and her crew.
Zahn hands the stick back to the startled man and Lexy and Lyssa back to their corner.
Ginnifer ushered Claudia out onto the apron when the bell sounded, a decision that caused no small amount of consternation in the opposite corner. “Oh, bitch is just gonna start like that?” Lyssa sniped. “All right, I'll take point.”
“Not so fast, girl.” Alexis moved into her partner's path. “The little brat ran from me last time we shared a ring. I'LL take point, you can have her when I'm finished.”
Zahn was less than thrilled. “Are you kidding me? Bitch tapped me out, made me SCREAM it in front of everyone. She's mine and--”
“Stop wasting my time, losers!” Chadwick sneered from the center of the squared circle.
Al Carpenter's tone was far more pleasant, though he still motioned one of them forward. “Pick a starter, ladies. Match is live.”
Suguitan and Zahn exchanged a questioning look.
“Paper, rock, scissors?” Alexis asked.
“Best of one, on three.” Lyssa agreed. “One. Two. Three. Shoot!”
Zahn dropped rock so of course Suguitan showed paper, much to the Insta-Gator's disgust.
“Watch my back.” Alexis said as she turned her attention to the Gorgeous One. “I'll make sure to save you some choice pieces of... oh, fucking really, Chadwick?”
Smirking in the face of the Penthouse Panther's approach, Ginnifer backpedaled to the Daughters' corner and slapped Claudia Rooney on the shoulder. The redhead didn't look entirely thrilled by the abrupt substitution (she was giving up five inches to the brunette after all) but it didn't stop her from vaulting over the top rope while Ginnifer returned to the apron.
“Still want to take point?” Zahn asked Alexis in a tone that suggested she would've appreciated such trolling if it wasn't carried out against her partner.
“Hell yes.” Suguitan answered without hesitation. “I wonder how many times I'll hit Rooney before she tries to make Mayes switch places with HHRRRGGHH!”
Already in a bad mood, Claudia Rooney decided to spread it around by CRACKING a nasty Overhand Slap to the taller wrestler's left breast! Alexis growled and stamped back, one arm angled across the fast-rising welt. “You got a lot of nerve criticizing my partner, asshole.” Claudia hissed as she began to circle the brunette. “Remind me again, how many chicks have kicked you to the curb in the last ten yea--”
Alexis lunged for a Collar-&-Elbow only to curse when the Whist Warrior spun 'round behind and delivered an identical slap between her shoulders! Suguitan yelped, fired off an immediate Back Elbow that connected with nothing because Rooney'd already twisted around in front of her adversary. A Toe Kick to the navel sent Suguitan staggering without doubling her over, so Claudia chased after her and PWAAAKED a hard Back Kick into the brunette's midsection! That folded her up quite nicely which in turn allowed the redhead to slap on a Front Facelock and sling Alexis' near arm across her shoulders. Snagging a big handful of those shiny white togs, Rooney dipped low and popped her hips to take Suguitan to the deck with a BOOMING Snap Suplex!
SNAP SUPLEX:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5rhXrcWecs
Alexis bounced to a seat and regained her feet quickly enough though she was clearly still woozy when she turned around into a European Uppercut that knocked her up on tiptoe! She wobbled away or at least tried to, the Silent Siren snatched a handful of hair and reeled in close enough to swing around and catch the former Tag Champ's noggin in a Three Quarters Facelock. From there she dropped to one knee and flipped Suguitan onto her butt with a Snapmare while simultaneously throwing herself into a forward somersault that brought her up on the run to the far set of strands. Understandably concerned by the opposition's quick start, Lyssa slapped one hand against the top turnbuckle and warned, “Get your hands up Alex--” Rooney hopped up and THWHACKED her heels into Suguitan's jaw in a beautiful Basement Dropkick! Alexis was knocked flat and Claudia wasted no time in securing a greedy Crossbody that put the exotique's far knee up close to her chin for a count of...
BASEMENT DROPKICK:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFLGu_sHP4M
ONE...
TWO...
Suguitan kicked out in time with 'TWO' but that didn't seem to bother a beaming Ginnifer in the slightest. “That's right, Claudia! Work her sorry ass over! Actually, bring that shit-bag over here, we'll show her what real teamwork looks like!”
Claudia nodded, helped herself to a double handful of hair and reeled Suguitan into a Front Facelock that made it much easier to march her to the Daughters' corner. A quick tag followed and Chadwick was through in a trice, the blonde showing none of her previous reticence when she crooked her fingers into claws and raaaaaaaaaaked them down Alexis' back! Zahn and the FAWNatics protested this abuse quite vehemently, yet were ultimately forced to watch since Chadwick and Rooney were still well within their allotted time.
“Keep holding her.” Ginnifer ordered as she moved around into position. “Let me get a hold on the other side.”
No complaint from Claudia, she merely yoked up on her Front Facelock while Ginnifer mirrored her on the opposite side. Where the redhead had secured her grip at Alexis' waistband, Chadwick grabbed onto a leg-hole and yanked it up in a mean-spirited half wedgie that bared one flawless bronze cheek to the jeering throng! It wasn't the most strategically sound grip, but Rooney couldn't argue the demoralizing efficacy of the tactic so she followed Ginnifer's lead before the pair gathered their strength and took Suguitan up, over and down with a huge double team Vertical Suplex! Rooney deftly rolled under the bottom rope as soon as the throw connected, meaning there was nothing to distract Carpenter from Ginnifer collecting both of Alexis' legs in a tight bundle that pointed her mostly-bare buns to the rafters through...
DOUBLE TEAM VERTICAL SUPLEX:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k83lXHnBC-M
ONE...
TWO...
The Filipino Phenom powered out and tumbled onto her stomach, much to the disgust of the Gorgeous One. Lyssa on the other hand was quite pleased. “Nice try, Nepo Baby.” she called to the irritated blonde. “Hey, maybe next time you should have Claudia AND Tiffany work her over before you think about lifting a finger!”
“Keep your mouth shut or I'll ruin your other arm, bitch.” Chadwick snapped as she buried her hands in Alexis' hair. “Like to see how funny you are when all your shit is voice to text.”
Lyssa wasn't about to take that sort of slander and went on a whole tirade that Ginnifer ignored because she was too busy switching over from the hair-hold to a Wristlock. A quick rotation with that captured limb doubled Suguitan over to deal with the strain and ensured her torqued arm was wide open when the blonde hopped up and pressed both knees to the brunette's bicep. Then gravity brought her down flat and jolted Suguitan from wrist to shoulder with such force that she wrenched away from the Gorgeous One's grasp only to collapse to one knee the moment her back was turned.
DOUBLE KNEE ARMBREAKER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDslslz2gKs
“Starting to get it, loser?” Chadwick taunted after she'd kipped to verticality. “That pain in your arm, the one you're trying to shake out right now? It's only going to get worse as the night goes on. And by the time we're finished, you'll be sobbing and slapping the mat just like your dumb-shit partNNGGGHH!”
Alexis whipped around in her crouch and fired off a straight right hand to Ginnifer's trim tummy! The second generation superstar 'oooffffhed' and backed away only to lunge in with a kick that THUMPED against Suguitan's left bicep!
“You think that hard-ass shit intimidates me?” Chadwick snatched hold of Alexis' left wrist hauled her upright and stretched that arm out snug against her own chest. “Only thing you're doing is making it more satisfying when I break your OOOOWWWW BITCH!”
Suguitan felt the Single Arm DDT coming and rather than try to wrench her way free before Ginnifer could execute, she reached across with her free hand and savagely clawed the blonde's face!
Rooney, Mayes and Carpenter barked about the catty tactic, yet the FAWNatics seemed to be just fine with the brunette's retribution so Alexis figured she was on the right track. She was still a bit too close to Chadwick for her liking though so she pressed her right hand to the blonde's mug and sent her stumbling halfway across the ring with a rude pie-face! “Bitch, you need to put some respect in your voice when you speak to me.” she told Gorgeous Ginni as she regained her footing. “Only thing I MIGHT break tonight is a sweat, and that's only if Rooney does all the heavy lift--”
Ginnifer exploded off the ropes showing Clothesline just early enough for Suguitan to rush forward and dip under on her way to the strands the blonde had just vacated. As for the Gorgeous One, she whipped around on the spot and thus ensured she got an excellent view when Alexis slammed a Clothesline across her chest and used her right leg like a scythe to sweep the Lost Leader's feet out from underneath in a Running STO that THWHAMMED Ginnifer flat against the deck! “Hell yeah! Plant her, Alexis!” Zahn shouted along with the crowd as the Penthouse Panther flung herself across the blonde's chest and hooked the far leg for...
RUNNING STO:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVuTNNJ5E9U
ONE...
TWO...
Ginnifer kicked out just after 'TWO!' and promptly started to barrel-roll toward the ropes only to come to an awkward stop when Suguitan caught hold of her hair! “HAIR!” Chadwick implored the ref as she scrambled to all fours. “First my eyes, now the cheap bitch is after my haiNNNGGGHH!”
Alexis dropped to her knees to THUNK Ginnifer's forehead with an impromptu Facebuster that also cut off all her complaints. Switching over to Chadwick's shoulder-straps so Al would stop giving her the stink eye, Suguitan got to her feet and forced Ginnifer to do the same so she could wedge the blonde's head in under her right arm. From there she slipped her hands under Chadwick's biceps and locked them between the shorter wrestler's shoulders to secure the Double Underhook. Pivoting so she was glaring at Claudia, Alexis said, “If you're smart, you'd walk away right now.” Without waiting for an answer she sank into a crouch and muscled Ginnifer into the air just to THWHAM her down with a Double Underhook Suplex that deposited the second generation superstar dangerously close to the Tweet Storm-Trooper's current location.
DOUBLE UNDERHOOK SUPLEX:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3B55csISd0
The Penthouse Panther didn't have to look up to know Lyssa’s arm was stretching toward her. She nodded with an emerging grin.
“You owe me.” Alexis insisted.
“Fine. I owe you!” Zahn responded sheepishly.
The Filipino Phenom gave the fallen, flaxen-haired fighter a going-away stomp that sent a shiver through Ginnifer, then handed the reins to the Social Media Superstar, slapping hands with Zahn.
As if launched via a spring, Lyssa leapt over the cables and immediately dropped to her backside, NAILING Chadwick with a double drop of her tawny lower limbs, one thumping across Ginni’s chest, the other her throat. G-Honey thrashed like a fish out of water, grasping at her neck, emerald eyes bulging.
Ginnifer moved to hands and knees and began crawling the long trek to the opposite corner. She made it halfway before a smirking Zahn mounted her in a standing straddle and dropped her pert derriere into the base of the blonde’s spine, flattening a grunting Ginni to the canvas. Desperation growing, G-Honey slowly slithered like a snake toward a beckoning Claudia.
The TikTok Terror waggled an index finger at the auburn-haired grappler.
“Don’t bother, dork.” Lyssa assures.
The Insta-gator wrapped both palms around a wincing Chadwick’s noggin and pulled Gorgeous Ginni to her feet before spinning her foe 'round face-to-face and ROCKING her rival with a backhand blast of a Chop that drew a ‘WOOO’ from the crowd and a face pinched in pain from Chadwick.
Zahn transferred her grip to a wrist and heaved the second-generation superstar to the distant strands. Ginnifer rebounded out of the rubber-coated steel, racing headlong to a waiting Lyssa who showed off strength some find surprising. She launched Ginni into the upper atmosphere, but gravity had its way with G-Honey eventually, Chadwick crashing and burning to earth via the Freefall Drop.
FREEFALL DROP:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxITMvVu0eg
With the FAWNatics in a delighted state of shock, Ginnifer flopped around the ring like she’s had 10,000 volts enter her system. Chadwick eventually rose to vertical on her own and staggered into a clueless U-turn, returning to Zahn’s clutches.
Lyssa’s right arm surrounded the throat of the bug-eyed Ginnifer, bending back the blonde in a Dragon Sleeper-like arch. But Lyssa had something far more impactful in mind, sweeping the captured Gorgeous One to a faceplant courtesy her reverse STO.
REVERSE STO @ 1:59
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwyWtIZX-x8
The ring-rattling impact sent Chadwick flopping to an insensate starfish, but Lyssa shook her head when considering a pin.
Rising and hovering, she stared down at her foe.
“No…no…no. We’re not even until you’re crying your submission, tears filling your eyes.”
A stirring Ginni’s lids parted ever so slightly.
“You mean like you did?”
The Tweet Storm-Trooper growled and scraped the blonde off the canvas. Lyssa dipped and slipped an arm between Chadwick’s legs and ‘hupped’ the flaccid G-Honey across her shoulders in a Fireman’s Carry, arms encircling the blonde’s legs and neck. With a practiced ease, Lyssa laid out and Samoan Dropped Gorgeous Ginni to the thinly-sheathed floorboards, Chadwick’s spine BANGING against the unforgiving deck.
SAMOAN DROP:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5doVScrdPC8
Bursting loose of her adversary’s grip, the veteran relied on her remaining craftiness to roll under the nearby ropes, remaining on the apron but outside the legal field of play.
As the Social Media Superstar took a premature victory lap around the ring, Ginnifer used the ropes to pull herself to vertical. She leaned heavily against the cables, drawing in deep breaths, back pointed to the buzzing crowd.
Shaking out the cobwebs, the gaze over her green eyes clearing slightly, Ginnifer grabbed the top rope with both hands. Chadwick acrobatically vaulted to a stance on the top rope and used the cable as a springboard, leaping toward her target.
Unfortunately, Zahn was all too ready, the tawny-skinned, dirty blonde surging toward the airborne frame of Ginnifer. Lyssa leapt into a startling Superman Punch on the descending blonde, the FAWNatics exploding in excitement as Ginnifer’s fire was instantly extinguished, G-Honey liquefying into a limp spread-eagle.
SUPERWOMAN PUNCH @ 2:26
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1oQes_lbJY
A sweat-doused but smiling Zahn loomed over what’s left.
“So I lied,” the TikTok Terror chuckled as she genuflected atop the softly rolling chest of the demolished G-Honey.
Rooney, worried the end was nigh for the Daughters, entered and charged with Double Axhandle raised, but she’s cut off by Suguitan who nearly ripped Claudia’s head off her neck with a Big Boot, leaving Lyssa to revel through Carpenter’s…
ONE…
TWO…
Ginni shoved out from under, rolling to her side to keep her team’s hopes alive, a frenzied Tiffany pulling at her golden locks with worry on the sidelines, her sisters looking battered and broken.
Alexis tugged Rooney to unsteady feet and seemed ready to deliver Claudia to the outside with a bum’s rush when Zahn called out to her teammate. The Tweet Storm-Trooper directed her partner to a neutral set of buckles while Lyssa bundled the limp Ginni to the opposite corner.
Timing their tosses, each sent their ragged Lost Daughter off with an Irish Whip on a collision course. But Ginnifer and Claudia shifted their courses enough to link inner elbows and spin in a 180, each woman returning from whence they came…ONLY TO BE SPEARED NEARLY IN HALF…the Penthouse Panther pouncing to a vicious tackle of Rooney’s midriff while Lyssa folded the Gorgeous One around her impaling right shoulder before PLANTING her foe on the canvas!
With each of Lyssa and Alexis on their haunches next to a destroyed Daughter, they invited a flustered Mayes to join them. Sweeping her golden locks back nervously with all ten tines, she declined.
Al tried to shepherd the Phenom out of the squared circle, but Suguitan wasn't ready until she scraped what’s left of the redhead off the canvas and raced the slack Rooney to the ropes, tossing her over. Mayes tried to catch her overwhelmed ‘sibling’ but only got crushed beneath her teammate in the process, the duo ending in a jumble of torsos and limbs on the arena floor.
In the ring, Zahn seemed happy to share her wealth. As Alexis ignored Carpenter’s calls, Lyssa shoved the forlorn Chadwick in the Panther’s direction. Alexis gutted her foe with a Toe Kick, doubling her over.
Reaching down Ginni’s back, Alexis scooped each set of fingers into the leg holes of Chadwick’s gear. She tugged toward her, creating a colossal wedgie, a yelping Ginnifer finding enough of her senses to feel the spandex yanked HIGH between her cheeks as she rose on tiptoes. Using the handfuls of lycra instead of double underhooks, Suguitan launched Chadwick into a front flip and deposits Ginnifer to the mat with her signature Panty Peeler Tiger Driver.
PANTY PEELER @ 00:16
www.youtube.com/watch?v=szFOI2P4i8w
Kneeling between the twitching legs of the annihilated blonde, the destroyer-class Phenom hopped to her feet and shares a high five and hug with the Insta-Gator.
Zahn pulled free of the embrace and violently swung Alexis away from the cuddle, the dark eyes of the Panther finding Tiffany Mayes no more than a few feet from a Pearl Harbor job on Suguitan.
A clearly remorseful Tiff backpedaled, pushing her palms toward Lexy in pleading fashion.
Not having yet interfered, Al held off on a DQ call for Mayes, but motioned to Suguitan she had free reign to eject the illegal interloper in any way she felt appropriate.
And eject her she did, the Filipino Phenom lunging forward to CRACK the would-be equalizer with a resounding Bitch Slap that spun Tiff in a woozy half circle. Snatching the blonde by the scruff of her neck (and doubling down with a sturdy grip on her waistband) Alexis rushed forward and hurled Mayes over the top rope in a gorgeous Plancha that would've devastated anyone that happened to fall within its shadow. Alas the space beneath was cruelly empty and Tiffany hit the blue-padded floor with an audible THWHUMP that earned groans of sympathetic anguish from even her most strident detractors.
While Suguitan dealt with the illegal blonde, Lyssa Zahn helped herself to a double handful of the Gorgeous One's golden locks and scraped her off the mat in fits and starts. Ginnifer looked too woozy to properly suffer one of the Black Hat's verbal barbs so instead she treated her to a taunting smooch on the forehead before dipping a shoulder and slipping that arm through Chadwick's thighs. Boosting Ginni across her shoulders earned Lyssa a raucous cheer and a nod of approval from Alexis, who was dusting her hands off after removing Mayes to the flo-- “LYSSA, MOVE!”
Give her credit, Zahn took a giant step forward, unfortunately she only made it about halfway before a crouching Claudia Rooney grabbed hold of her waistband and yanked her back into a vile Uppercut that SMASHED between Zahn's thighs!
On her feet even as Lyssa began to crumple, the Whist Warrior backpedaled as fast as she could to escape the Penthouse Panther who was racing toward her with claws outstretch-- Claudia grabbed hold of the top rope and dropped as low as she could to send Alexis tumbling through the recently vacated space! Her fall wasn't nearly so bad as Tiffany's, in fact the white-clad brunette was able to snag hold of the middle rope to ensure she landed on her feet. Whipping around to face the ring, she pointed a stern finger at the redhead and warned, “You're gonna pay for that, bitNNNNGGGHHH!”
Still holding the top rope, Rooney hopped up and pendulumed her legs through the space between middle and bottom strands to THWHUMP a Dropkick against Suguitan's sternum! Alexis didn't exactly lose her footing, but she sure as hell wasn't looking very steady as she stumbled across the narrow aisle and smashed against the guardrail with a wince inducing BWANG!
Several seconds prior, right about the time Alexis was making her unwanted exit from the squared circle, Ginnifer Chadwick squirmed free of Lyssa's Zahn's sagging shoulders, grabbed a double handful of hair and yanked her head back and forth before SPIKING her trunks with another hateful Low Blow! Lyssa sobbed and collapsed to her knees, or rather she would have if Chadwick hadn't cupped her head in both hands to keep the crippled battler upright.
“You never should've fucked with me, loser.” she told Zahn with a bright smile. “You thought tapping out once was bad? Honey, I'm gonna make you do it EVERY TIME we meet!”
On that threatening note she threaded an arm between the New Yorker's legs and scooped her up onto her right shoulder like she was little more than a sack of laundry. Keeping her right arm strapped across Lyssa's lower back to ensure she stayed in place, Chadwick grabbed hold of her prey's left wrist and folded that arm up between her shoulders in a rough Hammerlock. “I'm sure you've told all your idiot followers this arm is back to a hundred percent.” Gorgeous Ginni sneered as she tromped around the squared circle. “Let' see if you told them the truth, shall we?” Just like that she went up on her tiptoes and slung Zahn forward and down while simultaneously dropping to one knee to THWHUMP the tawny-skinned blonde's arm and spine against the full length of Chadwick's posted thigh!
OVER THE SHOULDER HAMMERLOCK BACKBREAKER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg3LcYHmxYY
Lyssa bounced away and immediately went rolling across the canvas with that freshly wounded arm held tight to her chest while her other hand pressed against the small of her back. Delighted by the anguish she'd inflicted on her adversary, Ginnifer strutted over to Zahn and pressed the sole of one boot to her cheek while she fluffed her hair and mouthed 'Gorgeous!' to the hard camera. Lyssa was stretched out on her side so it didn't count as a pin, not that it stopped the Social Media Superstar from swatting the blonde's foot clear of her face.
The Savannah Arm Snatcher didn't much appreciate such brazen disrespect when she was posing so she pounded a few stomps into Lyssa's ribs for good measure, then leaned down and filled her hands with the other woman's hair. “And you really thought this belonged to you? Bless your heart.” Chadwick said of Zahn's left arm as she stepped in close and folded it snug against the Black Hat's back in another Hammerlock. “You may get to walk around with it all day, but we both know it's mine. And every time it starts to ache? That means I'm thinking about you, cutie.”
“Thuuuuhhh.. that's real nice, Ginni.” Zahn grunted. “Can't say I ever really think about you. Well, maybe when I'm taking a EERRRRGGGHH!”
Left hand securing the Hammerlock, Chadwick slipped the right through Lyssa's stems and hoisted her up onto her right shoulder for the second time in as many minutes. Turning toward the friendlier side of town she was pleased to see Claudia back in place with the tag rope in hand. Starting in that direction she covered about half the distance before she dropped to one knee to THUMP Lyssa's left shoulder against the point of her knee!
HAMMERLOCK SHOULDERBREAKER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtqKm-gKh_A
Ginnifer could've dropped her right there and made an uncontested tag without incident, instead she tightened her clasp and muscled Zahn back into her previous position so she could tromp the rest of the way to the Lost Daughters' corner. Once there she stuffed the New Yorker in against the buckles and accepted a tag from Rooney, who set to work tucking the struggling blonde's lower legs beneath the top turnbuckle in a Tree of Woe. “Whiny bitch is already huffing and puffing.” Chadwick told Rooney as the latter hopped into the ring. “Finish her off however you'd like, just make sure there's a lot of whimpering involved. Here, I'll set her up for ya.”
Groans all around, as well as strident protests from Alexis Suguitan when the Gorgeous One climbed onto the middle rope and jammed the heel of her left foot into Lyssa's vulnerable crotch! Zahn shrieked and crunched up as best she could, alas her legs were too firmly secured and she had to fall back on Al Carpenter, who only let the punishment carry on for a few seconds before he started to count. Now, four seconds didn't seem like all that long, but it could feel like a lifetime when a malicious narcissist was abusing your trunks and it was MORE than enough time for someone like Claudia Rooney to race three quarters of the way across the ring and shoot right back, the redhead taking flight from a few steps out to THWHUMP both boots into her victim's chest!
TREE OF WOE DROPKICK:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSw0iuksykI
Ginnifer hopped over the ropes to the outside the moment the Dropkick connected. This cessation of pressure combined with the force of impact dropped Zahn on her head in a discombobulated sprawl and ensured she offered no real protest when the Silent Siren caught hold of her wrists and draaaaaaaaaagged her out into deep water where she dropped into a Crossbody good for the...
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“NNGGGHHH!”
Alexis rushed through the ropes and planted a boot in Claudia's ribs to break the count with a full second to spare! Rooney snarled and kept an eye on the Penthouse Panther as Al marched her back to the corner, but true to form it was the Gorgeous One rather than the Silent Siren doing all the trash talking.
Claudia contented herself with a few well placed stomps to Zahn's left shoulder to make sure she was properly distracted when Rooney grabbed hold of those long locks and hauled her upright. Making no effort to end the hair-hold even after Carpenter called her out on it, the Whist Warrior sauntered to the side of the ring facing the hard camera and stuffed Zahn's upper body through the space between the top and middle ropes. From there she slipped out onto the apron, measured her weakened opponent and THWHAPPED a huge Overhand Forearm Smash across her shoulders! This was only prologue to the real violence as Rooney backpedaled several steps, then rushed forward and THWHUNKED the point of her right knee into Zahn's left temple!
APRON BICYCLE KNEE:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fleabQEs0Uk
The Bicycle Knee sent Lyssa slopping out of the strands to collapse on her back in middle of the squared circle. As for Claudia she skipped back into the ring and hurried to the nearest corner where she grabbed onto the top rope and hopped onto the middle strand before bounding all the way to the top floor. From there she launched backward into the lights, Rooney stretching out every bit of her sixty-three inch frame to put as much 'ooomph' on the Moonsault as possible before she THWHAMMED down atop Lyssa's tummy! Zahn 'oooffffhed' and curled up on her side so Claudia stretched her out and hooked the far leg to keep her down for the...
MOONSAULT:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6B3TjqMkWU
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THRNOOOO!
Lyssa shot her right arm into the air to deny the Lost Daughters for at least another three seconds. Irritated but hardly frustrated, Rooney went right back to the hair-pull and used it to haul the Tweet Storm-Trooper into a Front Facelock. Slinging the taller wrestler's near arm across her shoulders, Claudia pivoted toward Alexis and blew her a taunting ki-- Lyssa's loose arm tightened like a steel vise to yoke the startled redhead down into Front Facelock! Catching hold of her foe's togs in the same breath, Lyssa muscled her burden high into the air, then took a single step forward and went down on one knee to THWHUNK the nape of Claudia's neck across the posted joint! The auburn-haired assassin spreads into a lifeless starfish to roaring approval from the FAWNatics, Lyssa again turning the match on its head in the matter of a few seconds. Not in exceptional shape herself, Zahn uses gravity’s assist to drop across the prone fame of Rooney. The pin is nothing more than a draped body, but it’s enough for the…
KNEEL BEFORE ZAHN!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS7A0yY57rc
ONE…
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THRNOOO!
Claudia resuscitated, shoving a shoulder off the deck, a frantic and tardy Ginnifer stepping back through the ropes at Carpenter’s coaxing. Repulsed, Chadwick called for her slumped ‘sibling’ to reach her by any means necessary to get Gorgeous back in control.
The redhead rolled to her chest and pushed to all fours while The TikTok Terror did the same and headed in the opposite direction. A slow-motion race was on between the two combatants, each retreating to their rescuing cavalry.
Lyssa reached hers first, diving toward the proffered hand of the Panther. Rooney likewise tagged in G-Honey a split-second behind. The newly legal women raced at each other and, after shoulders were lowered and buried into chests, Alexis stood over a wide-eyed Chadwick, gazing down in domineering fashion.
Suguitan headed for the ropes to gather momentum and skipped over the blonde when, halfway to vertical, Ginni returned to a chest-down position on the canvas. The Filipino rocketed into her second set of strands and rebounded as Ginnifer scrambled to her feet and launched into a Crossbody block. The impact halted Alexis’ advance but little more, the bigger grappler holding the Savannah Arm Snatcher perpendicular across her chest, grin emerging.
With Ginnifer weakly squirming in her grasp, Suguitan chargeed forward with her cargo, ramming her foe’s spine into the top buckle of a neutral corner. Not finished showing she’s more than a bridesmaid for singles titles. The Phenom set the weathered Chadwick in a seat on the top buckle before climbing to the middle ropes.
Once there, she pulled Ginni to her feet, eventually moving the blonde to a perilous stance on the top buckle, underhooks surrounding either arm of the second-generation superstar. With the crowd’s murmurs growing in anticipation, Alexis set free her Filipino Butterfly, Chadwick flying halfway across the ring and CRASHING to the canvas courtesy the Avalanche Suplex.
FILIPINO BUTTERFLY:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GYcoORuUDU
Ginnifer reached for her lower spine as the momentum of the collision sent her rolling to her chest. Alexis scrambled to her foe but didn't shove Chadwick to a pinning predicament. Instead, Suguitan sat on her adversary’s knees and grabs hold of each wrist. Pulling back on the wings, Alexis extended her own long, lethal legs, hooking them at the ankles under the chin of the Gorgeous One.
Panther’s Prey secured, Alexis worked the unique surfboard stretch like a part-time job and the captured Chadwick was reduced to wailing in agony, her limbs, neck and back treated to a chiropractic adjustment tempting her surrender.
“Ask her!” Alexis demanded between grunts and Al made the offer known.
G-Honey bit her quivering lower lip but shook her head.
Seemingly unsure of the continued viability of her faltering partner, Claudia scooted through the ropes, looking to break up the torture. However, an eagle-eyed Lyssa entered right behind and they collied in flailing fisticuffs, each woman tossing right hands as they ‘bumper car’ around the ring.
A distracted Carpenter chased the duo, wrangling them into a corner and trying to usher them out together as he was unable to prize them apart. As he did, the third head of the Lost Daughters’ monster enters stealthily and NAILED the Phenom with a Soccer Kick to the back of the head.
With the submission broken, Alexis flopping to her side, cradling her aching noggin, Tiffany pulled Lexy to her feet but kept her foe’s head lowered. Mayes tugged Suguitan’s pounding braincase between her legs and wrapped her arms around the gulping, coppery tummy of the Penthouse Panther.
Gaining revenge on the Phenom, Tiffany launched Lexy into the air in a front flip, Suguitan ending seated on Mayes’ shoulders. With Alexis frantically shouting at an occupied Al to turn around, Tiffany dropped to her back, raising her pointed knees, and backstabbed the Phenom with a version of her Knocking on Midnight.
KNOCKING ON MIDNIGHT:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUsKR3xtdOk
Tiffany tumbled out of the ring and, on cue, Rooney disengaged from her tussle and dipped between the ropes. Each on the floor, the Lost Daughters strode along the outside, eventually embracing while a confused Zahn wondered why Alexis was frozen in a pained arch with Ginnifer using the ropes by her side to reach a standing position.
Arisen, the treacherous G-Honey dropped a series of knees to the left shoulder of her face-down opposition then lowered to a seat at her side. Ginnifer grabbed the injured wing and pulled it into an agonizing Fujiwara Armbar! Gorgeous Ginni surrounded the limb with both arms and wrenched toward her, leaning back to back, perpendicular to the howling Alexis.
FUJIWARA ARMBAR:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ire_UE-nJzc
Al pointed the Tweet Storm-Trooper to the outside and dove to get in Lexy’s pained face, offering the Panther a way out.
Alexis’ free arm and the palm at the end hovered over the canvas, Suguitan moments away from capitulation. But Lyssa rode to the rescue. Never having fully left the squared circle, the Black Hat drove a pointed elbow into the back of Ginnifer’s skull, breaking the hold.
Armbar broken, a complaining Ginni, cradles the back of her braincase. She demanded Carpenter eject Lyssa from the confines and he moved to complete a more thorough job of doing that. As the ref guided his charge out, Chadwick slapped her hands together as loudly as she’s able and Claudia slipped through the ropes, joining her partner.
But instead of immediately joining the attack, the Silent Assassin hopped to a stance on the middle ropes in the Daughters’ corner. Gorgeous stood below her partner grasping her friend’s wrists in a crosshand grip. Chadwick launched the auburn-haired grappler in a twisting front flip that delivered Rooney in a devastating SPLASH across the undefended tawny tummy of the Phenom.
LOST & FOUND @ 1:08
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IH0ZAJCuzs
A spinning Al, going on sound instead of sight, presumes a legal tag had been made and when Claudia hooked a leg with her lateral press, the official slapped the canvas for…
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TWO…
THRNOOOO!
With no help coming, Alexis dug deep and shoved a shoulder off the deck with a split-second to spare.
Showing frustration, Claudia wrapped both hands around the head of her foe, drawing the dilapidated Phenom to her feet. Alexis shoved Rooney off, only for the Lost Daughter to gut her foe’s weakened, bruised midriff with a Toe Kick. With Lexy doubled in front of her, Claudia leveled her with an Axe Kick to the lower spine.
AXE KICK:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTadirIkVUY
With Suguitan face-down against the canvas, Rooney took a stroll by the Insta-Gator, keeping her instigating unspoken with a blown kiss.
An enraged Lyssa fell for the bait, pushing halfway through the ropes before Carpenter blocked her path.
Meanwhile, behind Al’s back, it’s Claudia’s turn to clap her hands together as loud as she’s able, drawing a delighted Ginni into the ring, ready to cause more Daughter double-team damage.
Chadwick moved toward her partner only to backpedal into the buckles when Rooney raised a finger. “Take a seat.” she offered while filling her other hand with Suguitan's hair. “I'll bring her to you.” That sounded more than fine to the Gorgeous One so Ginnifer hopped into a perch on the top turnbuckle while Claudia slipped an arm between Alexis' stems and scooped the taller wrestler up across her chest.
Grudging applause from the assembled FAWNatics as the lightweight veteran turned her burden toward the Daughters' corner and broke into a sprint! Ginni just set her feet against the middle buckle and grabbed the top rope for leverage, thus ensuring a most unpleasant chiropractic collision when Claudia THWHUNKED Suguitan spine-first against the posted joints! Alexis wailed with pain and jolted in Rooney's grip, but damned if the Whist Warrior didn't hold on backpedal far enough to slam the big brunette against Chadwick's knees a second time!
SCOOPED BACKBREAKER @ 00:39
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8XoH8AsA94
“HEY!” Al Carpenter hurried over to the action just as Claudia was setting a spaghetti-legged Alexis on her feet near the middle of the squared circle. “Did you two make a tag?”
“Of course we made a tag.” the redhead replied before dropping to one knee. “You heard it, you're not deaf, right?” The referee didn't get a chance to answer because Ginnifer rushed out of the corner, caught Suguitan's noggin in a Three Quarters Facelock, then hopped up and laid out on her back to THWHUMP her gut-first over Claudia's waiting knee! Left retching in the wake of Lost Your Lunch, Alexis didn't realize she was still folded over Claudia's knee until Rooney and Chadwick both reared back and delivered stereo SMACKS to those bronzed butt cheeks! The Filipino Phenom groaned and flopped to her stomach when Claudia pulled her knee away, but Ginnifer was quick to shoot a Half Nelson and roll her over for a domineering Crossbody worth...
LOST YOUR LUNCH @ 1:40
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8XoH8AsA94
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THRNOOOO!
Suguitan didn't just kick out, she braced a hand against the blonde's chin and tried to smear her lips across one cheek!
Infuriated by the disrespect, Chadwick caught hold of her foe's wrist and bicep so she could pin the limb to the canvas and then grrrrrrrrriiiiiiiind the point of her knee against Alexis' elbow! “BITCH!” Suguitan writhed and twisted like a panther with one paw caught in a trap, but she couldn't free herself from the simple torture. “Fucking get offa me!”
Gorgeous Ginni only scoffed and jounced a little more weight on the suffering limb. “Ask your partner how to get out, she knows the way.” Chadwick turned her attention to Zahn and batted her eyes. “Isn't that right, crybabOOOOOWWWWWW YOU SLUT!”
Alexis couldn't make Ginnifer break her grip so she secured one of her own, the grounded brunette shifting toward her opponent so she could gouge her nails into the blonde's left breast! Teeth grinding as she suddenly found the playing field far more even than she would've liked, Ginnifer pulled her hand from Alexis' bicep so she could slap her across the mouth, but all that earned her was another eye-watering squeeze.
“Knock off that cheap shit.” warned the Savannah Arm Snatcher. “Or I'll snap your fingers off and make you eat HHHRRRRGGGHH!” Alexis' talons dug that much deeper and the crowd, to Chadwick's infinite disgust, began chanting 'TAP! TAP! TAP!' “Are you idiots off your meds?” she sneered to the Spring Breakers. “I'll never tap out to this cheap bit--”
“Oh, I think you will!” Zahn chided from her corner. “Your mascara's starting to run, honey. You're gonna look PATHETIC when Lexy really starts mauling those titt--”
“Fuck off, Zahn!” Ginni shouted. “Talk to me again when you haven't tapped out like a little bitAAAAHHHH GAAAAHD!”
Chadwick might've lost focus on Alexis' arm, but the Penthouse Panther was still honed in on the blonde's rack, as Ginnifer discovered when Suguitan switched over to a pincer grip on her right nipple! The catty tweasing proved too much for Chadwick to stand so she abruptly abandoned the arm torture and grabbed a double handful of hair to thwonk-thwonk-THWONK! Alexis' skull against the thinly-sheathed plywood.
Hissing with delight as that vile claw fell away, Ginnifer went back to the brunette's hair, helped herself to a great deal of it and used it to haul her back to verticality. Pinning Suguitan's wounded left arm behind her back with yet another Hammerlock, Gorgeous Ginni kept the limb secured with her right hand as she dipped her head beneath Alexis' right arm. Hooks set she dropped her knees and-- Alexis clamped her right arm tight around Chadwick's noggin, then snapped backward to SPIKE the second-generation superstar on the crown of her skull with a DDT from deep in left field! The counter slammed Suguitan down on her injured arm and that was hellaciously unpleasant, yet the Penthouse Panther was at least sitting up in the aftermath. Ginnifer was flat on her back looking up at the lights, the concerned shouts of her friends nothing more than distant static on a radio in another room.
“Move your ass, Lexy!” Lyssa barked from her place on the apron. “Three outta four limbs are working just fine, I know you can get over here!” Suguitan cringed, raised her injured arm and offered the other brunette a defiant middle finger. “Correction, all four limbs are working.” Zahn amended. “Now get up and make the goddamned tag!”
Alexis cursed, stood up and almost swooned before starting to lurch toward the TikTok Terror.
Behind her, Ginnifer sat up and blearily noted Claudia and Tiffany imploring her to move. “She's gonna make the tag, Ginni!” Claudia barked. “Either stop her or tag the hell out!”
Chadwick clambered to her feet, turned around and lunged after Alexis only to hit full reverse when the Filipino Phenom tagged Lyssa Zahn! Wheeling back to the Daughters' corner, the Gorgeous One rushed across the canvas and dove to tag Claudia who immediately vaulted onto the top rope and launched herself at the oncoming Black Hat in a gorgeous Springboard Crossbody. Zahn saw her coming and spread both arms wide but it wasn't enough to stop the Silent Siren from bowling her adversary over for a domineering piNO!
Lyssa somersaulted through the landing, came up on her knees with Rooney strapped across her chest and returned to verticality where she promptly muscled the redhead up across her shoulders in a Fireman's Carry! Knees bent deep, Zahn pushed up and flipped her burden over to smash her to the deck courtesy the Meme GeneratNOOOO!
Claudia flipped clear, landed on her feet and immediately lashed out with a Dearly Departed aimed at her opponent's tempNOT TODAY!
Lyssa ducked the vicious kick and countered with a Toe Kick to Rooney's tummy the instant she spun around. Drawing her into a Standing Headscissors in the span between heartbeats, Zahn slipped her hands beneath Claudia's biceps, then earned a rousing cheer from those assembled when she caught hold of her prey's togs and used the resultant wedgie to flip Rooney ass over teakettle! Just like that she switched over to a grip around the other wrestler's upper thighs and dropped to her butt to THAWHAM Claudia against the canvas with the second Panty Peeler of the evening! Calves threaded over to Claudia's biceps, Zahn kept her chest snug against the Lost Daughter's curved back while Al counted off...
PANTY PEELER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygT59MX-owY
ONE...
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THRENOOOOOOOO!
Ginnifer dove in with a Double Axehandle that smashed against the nape of Lyssa's neck at the last possible second! “Tacky bitch!” she snarled at Zahn in the midst of dragging her upright. “You're no match for us, can't you get that through your NNNGGGHHHH!”
Alexis hadn't quite made it through the ropes yet and this tardiness allowed her to storm back into the breach with a Savate Kick that THWHACKED off Chadwick's chin!
“Hey! She's not legal, get her out of there!” Tiffany barked to Carpenter as Ginnifer let loose of Lyssa only to find herself drawn into a Standing Headscissors from the Penthouse Panther! “Come on, Al! That's not fair!”
“Looks like they're balancing each other out to me.” the referee replied even as Lyssa forced Claudia into another Standing Headscissors.
With two of three Lost Daughters doubled over between them, Zahn and Suguitan made a show of grabbing gaudy handfuls of vulnerable glutes. “Ready to teach these brats some manners?” Alexis asked.
“Isn't that what we've been doing?”
“Yeah, but now I want tears.”
“I love it when you talk catty to me.” Lyssa snatched a double handful of those already distended briefs and used them as a handle to yank Claudia into the stall position for a Piledriver!
As for Alexis, she looped her good arm around Ginnifer's waist and upended her in identical fashion, but once there she crooked her free hand into a talon and affixed it to the center of Gorgeous Ginni's trunks!
“AAARRRRHHHH BITCH!” Chadwick wailed as the nauseating hold made her shiver all over. “GET YOUR NASTY HAND OFFA MY CRO-AAAAAAAAWWWW FAAAAAAAAAAHK!”
Suguitan squeezed even harder, the Manila-trained Apartment House Wrestler making a point to focus on the outlines of her foe's womanhood. Not too far away Lyssa was inflicting similar cruelties with a wedgie that had more and more of Claudia's togs disappearing with each passing second. “Ever tapped out to a wedgie, cutie?” Zahn chided. “I've heard it's pretty humiliati--”
“Fuckin' bitch, I give!” Chadwick yowled as she started slapping at Alexis' bronze thigh. “I give! Now leggo of my NNNNGGHHHH!” Suguitan swung 'round in a quarter circle, went up on tiptoes and dropped forward and down to THWHAM the Gorgeous One flat on her face, chest and belly with a brutal Neutralizer!
NEUTRALIZER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu9-t_HkKbU
“Hey, you lasted longer than she did!” Zahn teased a red-faced Claudia. “That's something at least.” The last word was still on her lips when she kicked her legs forward and dropped to her butt to PLANT Rooney's skull against the thinly-sheathed plywood!
PILEDRIVER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=byIgtO1cAmM
The Penthouse Panther and the Tweet Storm-Trooper rose to raucous cheers and a little shooing gesture from Al Carpenter. “Back to your corner, Alexis. Neither you or Ginnifer is legal, in case it'd slipped your mind.” He'd expected sass, instead Suguitan went right to the corner and grabbed the tag rope. She didn't actually step onto the apron, but the ref didn't complain when Zahn strolled over and slapped one palm.
Strolling toward Claudia as a unified front even as Ginnifer oozed under the bottom rope in slow motion, Lexy and Lyssa each pulled down a single knee-pad (right for the former, left for the latter) before they buried a hand in Rooney's hair and hauled her upright. No preamble once she was in place, blonde and brunette simply leapt skyward, braced their bare knees against the Whist Warrior's jaw and laid out on their backs to THWHUNK Rooney with the double barreled Codebreaker they'd soon dub 'Ghosted!'
GHOSTED:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i82EtfPbRqM
Whatever you called it, the move bounced Claudia onto her back where Suguitan treated her to a gaudy Reverse Face Sit and Zahn piled on by taking a heavy seat on her victim's tummy. Bouncing in place as Al swooped down beside the action, blonde and brunette each raised a hand to help the FAWNatics toll the...
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THREE!
“Ladies and gentlemen!” the Announcer confirmed over the clang of the bell. “Your winners via pin-fall... ALEXIS SUGUITAN AND LYSSA ZAHN!”
Al offered each victor a hand to pull them up and off a snoozing Claudia, but the newly formed team seemed more than happy to lounge atop the all-too-silent assassin.
“We should probably let her breathe more than your backside.” Lyssa chuckles.
“If you say so,” the Penthouse Panther replied, a hint of sadness in her tone.
Alexis peeled her ass off the greasy face of the redhead, rising to a full kneel. Zahn likewise propped up on her knees. They shared a high five above the splayed and comatose Claudia.
Outside, Ginnifer used the apron’s edge to slowly pull high enough to peek over. The sight of her foes celebrating over her partner’s carcass wasn't her fave of the night. At her side, Tiffany scooped up the sweat-soaked Gorgeous Ginni. Together they reach verticality, shoulder leaning against shoulder.
Noticing Rooney’s fellow Daughters, Lyssa and Alexis reset their derrieres atop the face and tummy of the demolished Claudia!
“Ya gonna help her or what?” Lyssa asked. “God knows she could use some.”
Mayes seemed ready to set G-Honey aside and make a save, or at least try, but Chadwick squeaked out a weary ‘no’, Ginnifer apparently not wanting to give up her blonde security blanket. “We’ll make them pay when we’re at full strength.”
Tiff looks like she’s been asked to eat a shit sandwich, but eat it she did, loitering outside with her teammate.
Within, a shrugging Lexy and Lyssa again rose, this time pushing to their feet. They raised their arms high and wide in a stance over the insensate redhead.
Alexis glanced down at the burbling Rooney.
“Looks like you could use some new siblings.”
The Phenom planted a boot on the cleavage of the auburn-haired grappler for a final money shot before the victors strode to the ropes, leaving the cowed Daughters to enter and collect what’s left of their sisterhood.
With Zahn and Suguitan exited, Mayes and Chadwick entered on the opposite side.
It’s all over but some shouting from Tiffany. Meanwhile, a spent Ginnifer’s emerald eyes locked on Alexis. Suguitan raised both clenched fists in front of her and mocked breaking the second-generation superstar in two like snapping a twig.
“Be seeing ya, Gorgeous.”
Ginnifer turned her head to feign interest in Claudia, pretending she couldn't hear the threat, so there’s no weakness shown in not returning verbal fire with the Panther but a pounce away.
“Yeah. That’s what I thought,” Lexy said.
Lyssa and Alexis shifted their attention to the trip up the ramp and plans to frequent Orlando’s hot spots.