Post by hawkeye on Jul 7, 2022 2:51:21 GMT
CASSAVA ONIKA VS CRYSTAL HILTON
KICK PUNCH- ADAM WARROCK
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXma0EkrrYQ
A short but curvaceous Black woman steps through the curtain, quickly raising a fist to the cries of the crowd. A smiling Cassava Onika paces from one side of the stage to another, dancing some mock karate. The New Media Mistress starts punching the air to hype herself up then launches into a jumping spin kick that carries her back to the center. The giant screen above Cassava displays a chibi version of the FAWN fresh meat; smashing bricks and fighting generic monsters, the entire time the name CASSAVA ONIKA blazed at the top of the screen in a stylized logo. Dressed in a white beater that showed a hint of belly button, a red bra visible through the thin fabric, keeping her F Cup breasts from flashing the fans as she bounced to and fro. On her wide hips were a pair of white booty shorts that seemed painted on (and a size too small), just above those was a wide leather strap of the BMD title, the nature and design of the belt dictated that the gold plate be showcased just above its holder’s buns. The inward curve of the center gold plate resting on Onika’s shelf of booty like it was always meant to be there. She chooses to wrestle in bare feet like her hero Kylie Sanders once did, that worship clearly bleeding into her wardrobe and choice of hair dye (blonde with pink highlights).
CASSAVA ONIKA
At the top of the ramp, Cassava swings her hips into a turn that puts her back to the audience, presenting an ass that makes LaKeisha Bates self-conscious whether she admits it or not. Doing a quick bump and grind to an appreciative and catcalling audience, Cassava dips low and makes her cheeks clap to a suddenly roaring and appreciative audience before making her way down to the ring, slapping hands along the way.
“FROM PLEASANT VALLEY, IOWA… SHE STANDS FIVE FEET, TWO INCHES TALL, AND WEIGHS IN TONIGHT AT ONE HUNDRED TWENTY-FIVE POUNDS… SHE IS THE WOMAN OF 1,000 HIP ATTACKS AND THE FIRST, CURRENT, AND ONLY BUNS OF MASS DESTRUCTION CHAMPION...THIS IS CASSAVA ONIKA!!”
Cassava hands off her championship to an attendant before slipping into the ring. She greets the referee as he nears for the pre-match pat-down, “Hey Paulie, how’s the husband?” They exchange pleasantries as the announcer looks over the info cards for the next wrestler.
Announcer: And her opponent, originally from Detroit Michigan and now residing in Los Angeles, California. Standing at 5’5 weighing in at 115 lbs she is the Rose Goddess, Crystal Hilton!
CRYSTAL HILTON
“Superstar” by Lupe Fiasco begins to blast across the speaker system. As it does, two spotlights hit the entrance ramp. Once they hit the curtain a red carpet is rolled down towards the ring. She emerges from behind the curtain as photographers line up to snap photos of the Afro Mexican beauty. She looked different tonight as she ran her hands down her long blonde hair. She slowly walks down to the ring before looking at the roaring crowd. She steps through the ropes letting the crowd see her thong that is under her wrestling skirt. She finally enters the ring as she moves her eyes over to where Cassava is standing.
“Tonight it’s the two of us. Are you ready for a great match tonight?! Hopefully you don’t have issues with my speed.”
Smiling, Cassava hops foot to foot, her large bosom shaking with each step, “I’ll think I’ll be just fine. You just worry about yourself, Direct-to-DVD.”
Hilton scowls at the slight, tensing her body to break into a run the moment the timekeeper strikes the bell.
DING! DING!
The two bottle blondes streak toward each other looking to start this match off with a flurry of offence.
OOOHHHH!!!
The FAWNatics let out a sympathetic groan as Crystal is blasted head over heels when she takes a sprinting Hip Attack to the face, The actress skids onto her skirt looking dazed while Cassava points her coveted Cake to the camera and gives herself a spank. “Everyone knows what my deal is, she should have been ready!”
Crystal smiles as she doesn’t waste any time and immediately kips up to her feet. “You are fast but it’s still not good enough!”
Crystal charges after Cassava who jumps up going for another hip attack however Crystal is able to duck underneath it. Soon as Cassava lands on her feet as Hilton showcases her agility, quickly dropping down and sweeping Cassava’s leg, swooping her right off of her feet. Hilton makes it back up where she does a standing moonsault landing right on top of Onika. Crystal doesn’t bother to remain on top of the Iowa native for a pin attempt, she's already on her feet again before the ref begins lower himself. The crowd is actually full of electricity as Crystal screams at her foe.
“Get up chica! I have so much more in the tank. There is your chance to be an extra in this film!”
Cassava pushes off the mat with a grimace, “Please, you’re lucky if you even get a mention in my Youtube series.”
Crystal cockily lets Cassava stand up, but charges into her the moment she’s vertical. The two ‘Smeck’ together in an Elbow and Collar, the two bullying for dominance with foreheads, chests, and bellies grinding at one point or another. Hilton flips Onika onto her generous rear with a sudden Arm Drag and keeps her planted and in pain with a two-handed Neck Crank. The Online Sensation grunts deeply feeling Crystal dig a couple of knee shots into her back before she’s raised in the painful hold, Crystal shows some wrestling skill by slipping her arm under Cassava’s chin while she goes back to back and drops into a three-point stance, stunning the booty battler with an Atomic Back Breaker.
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Crystal taunts the FAWNatics at ringside, “How'd you plebs like that!”
Cassava grabs at her back in pain as she slowly tries to get back to her feet. The Afro Latina is all grins as Cassava is finally on her feet again. That is when Hilton decides to strike as she jumps up wrapping her legs around Cassava’s head. She tries to take her down with a hurricanrana however Onika has other plans as she isn’t sent down. Instead she manages to gain control of the situation as she lifts Crystal high above her head.
“Wait… Put me down… You really don’t want to do this!”
Onika cracks a wicked grin as she replies back.
“Well if you really insist…”
Without hesitation she powerbombs Crystal right to the mat. The Latina screams out in pain, the yells can be heard all the way to the cheap seats. Cassava’s short and sweet, but those deliciously thicc legs give her a lot of slamming power! Tit for tat: Cassava backrolls to her feet and crosses her arms under her underappreciated rack, forgoing a pin and waiting for Hilton to rise, “As long as we’re going by Queensberry rules.”
Hilton hurriedly rushes to her feet, visibly biting back a squeal from the pain in her spine, “I’ll bury you!”
The actress lunges at Onika but gets rebuffed with a forearm to the cheek, then chastised with a Knife-Edge chop to the chest, then sent packing with a European uppercut! Overwhelmed by Cassava’s offence, Crystal’s spine meets pine again after just leaving. The Kylie Stan leaps an impressive height in the air and flattens Crystal’s perky girls with a Hip Drop and stays there, her Cassava’s A crushes T’s as she waits out the-
One!
Two!
Th-Kickout!
Crystal howls as she is able to kick out at the last possible second. She slowly crawls over to the turnbuckles to pull herself up. However the ASSassin is in the prowl as she refuses to let her opponent gain any breathing room. She immediately grabs Hilton from behind locking her arms around her slender waist as she signals for a german suplex. Hilton however manages to block the attempt as she holds tightly onto the turnbuckles. She counters by driving an elbow backwards right against the face of Cassava which causes her to let go.
The lucha star quickly uses the turnbuckles as a launching pad as she springs off of them backwards leaping over Cassava. She grabs her head on the way down and spikes her right into the mat with a springboard reverse ddt. Both women land on the mat with a huge impact and the crowd is on their feet as they actually cheer Hilton on.
Both women are on the mat out of it as Hilton slowly crawls over, placing an arm over Cassava’s prone body.
One!
Two!
Kickout!
“Stay down, dammit!” Crystal curses as she pulls up a wincing Cassava by the roots, Crystal's tensing up to throw a hairmare when a speedy hand flashes out, turning her head and pinking her cheek with a bytch slap! The actress breaks away holding her welting face while Cassava briefly massages her scalp before spitefully yanking on Hillton’s hair as revenge.
“Make me, biCCHHA!”
Crystal hugs her close just to raise Onika up and put a shiver through her core with an Atomic Drop. Cassava pales as she backpedals holding her center, leaving her chin free for a pinpoint accurate dropkick, Crystal’s putting the highflying skills to great effect, putting the Fawn Finds star on her back and following up with an immaculate standing Shooting Star Press.
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Cassava lets out a big whoosh of air as Hilton’s firm belly impacts with her own, all her limbs shoot up with the actress’s landing and Crystal bundles the offered legs and pulls them in, screaming at the official to get into position.
One!
Two!
Kickout!
Crystal begins to complain to the referee as she can’t believe it wasn’t a three count. Cassava is slow as she tries to come to her senses. Crystal decides to climb to the top of the turnbuckles where she begs for Cassava to rise up. Onika is finally on a vertical base and that is when Hilton leaps off of the ropes with a flying crossbody. Cassava is able to catch Crystal within her hands before she sends her to the mat with a scoop slam.
Cassava flicks her hair as she drags Crystal by the arm and seats her in the bottom of the corner turnbuckles. Hilton is in a daze as Cassava smiles. “Time to show you my greatest asset.”
With that Cassava smirks as she grinds her butt right against the face of Hilton with a stinkface. She shoves her butt against her cranium for at least twenty seconds before she finally stops. Crystal is unconscious as Onika yanks Crystal away from the ropes. She climbs up the top ropes looks down at her prone foe before she leaps up dropping her butt right across Crystal’s upper body. She remains on top of her for a pinfall.
One!
Two!
Thre-Kickout!
Hilton raises her shoulders at the very last moment to save herself, Cassava rises from her human cushion and picks up Crystal by the ear, “I’m genuinely happy to see you showing some fight, had to happen sometime.” Cassava puts the dazed actress back on the mat with a hip toss; Crystal sits up grimacing, her pushing against the mat behind her, Cassava runs a quick retreat into the ropes and blasts Crystal with a cheeky hip check to the back of the head. Crystal flops forward, her face hitting the canvas between her legs before she clumsily rolls onto her side groaning.
Onika drags up an increasingly limp Hilton by the wrist and Irish whips her to a far corner; Onika runs to the ropes right by , the actress turns in time to hit the buckles with her back but it isn’t a pleasant experience. She stumbles out of the corner with wobbly steps as Cassava hits the ropes behind her and speeds by, taking her by the scalp for a running Bulldog.
Wham!!
Before Cass can leap for her move, Crystal violently twists, nearly taking The Superfan’s head off with a desperation Lariat!
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Cassava’s knocked into a matchbook, famous buns pointed at the lights as she counts the swirling birds in her vision. Hiltonthrows herself to the mat with the moves and lays on her stomach, recuperating. Crystal is slow to move as she does everything to catch her breath. She slowly sits up as she looks over at her opponent.
“You are a tough fighter, but being a superfan won’t get you that far.”
Hilton walks over to the matchbooked woman and unfolds her. She slowly lifts her up to her feet and watches the woman be dazed in front of her. It is in that moment when Crystal makes a motion of taking a picture and she delivers a sharp roundhouse kick to the head of Cassava.
Flashing Lights!
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Cassava falls down like a sack of bricks as Crystal hovers over. She immediately sprints towards the ropes where she springboards off of them backwards with a moonsault which she lands picture perfect on top of Cassava.
Smell The Roses!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CLQ_Fn3nFY
She covers the leg for a pin. The official slides in for the count and slaps the mat
One!
Two!
Thre-Kickout!
Cassava weakly raises a shoulder off the canvas, Hilton’s offence is starting to pay dividends, the bottom-heavy brawler just barely escaped defeat. Hilton huffs in frustration and pulls Cassava to her feet in stages by her overworked bra straps and uses them to drag the content creator into a knee to the gut. The Rose Goddess takes a step back and straightens Onika with a toe kick to the forehead, Onika’s rocked onto her heels but she maintains her balance, only for a Knife-edge chop to SMACK! Against her gurls with tit rippling force. Cassava hugs her bounty and groans with the audience as Hilton sprints away toward the ropes, the luscious Lucha star hits the cables and charges at Cassava with a Lou Thez Press.
Kylie’s Number One Fan sees Crystal coming at her through a haze of pain and darts forward as the career-long antagonist takes to the air. Grabbing her by the hips, Cassava lifts Crystal like they’re the couple in Footloose, swings her through a three-quarter turn and splatters her with a Sit-Out Powerbomb!
RYDEEN BOMB
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrrQQi7QCG8
The force of the Powerbomb makes Hilton bounces a foot off the mat, she lands in a sweaty heap between Cassava’s legs, her own spread wide and riding Cassava’s wide hips. If they weren’t in a wrestling ring, this could have easily been a private moment in the bedroom.
Crystal grits her teeth and slowly starts to sit up, “Uhhh…Why don’t you just stay still? youAAAIE!”
Onika slithers along Crystal’s body till she can take a seat by her right shoulder and trap the lightweight’s arm and head in an Anaconda Vice. Hilton’s feet kick wildly and she thrashes her free arm trying to claw free from the Milk Chocolate Mauler’s machinations.
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The dyed blonde puts her all into gaining a submission victory at this moment, a bead of sweat drips off of Cassava’s nose onto Crystal’s face as she growls with exertion, “How about you call it quits, and we’ll record some reaction to some of your roles, Huh? What do you say?”
Crystal bites back a squeal, feeling an acid sensation coursing through her arm and shoulder, “how about you give up and join your hag idol in catering! DON’TYOUMMPHH!!”
Cassava silences Hilton’s blasphemous words by bringing the actress forward and covering Hilton’s screaming face with her large bust, turning the Anaconda Vice into her patented Smothered Chicken. The usually pleasant Cassava’s voice turns disturbingly cold, “Watch your mouth. This fight can get a lot more dangerous for a rude girl like you.”
Crystal flails her hand as she tries her best to get out of the move. Her mouth is being smothered up. She tries to do everything in her power to try to move but she doesn’t seem to be getting that far.
She seems to be fading but she suddenly gets a jolt of energy as she tries everything in her power to move her body. She shifts and moves as Onika locks it in even tighter. Hilton is able to inch her way towards the ropes. She is almost there but Cassava makes sure to yank back as far as she can go.
“Just give up!!!!”
Crystal shakes her head in its pillowy prison as she moves her body about. Finally, after enough moving and constant frustration she is able to put a foot on the ropes which results in the zebra delivering a count. One…Two…. Cassava gives the clean break as Hilton rolls on the ground reaching for her neck in pain. Onika slowly rises up and walks over to Hilton’s legs. She begins to yank her towards the center of the ring and as she tries to put her into the move again Crystal quickly bridges down on Cassava’s head placing her into a tight small package.
One….
Two….
Onika is able to kick out of the move at the last second. The Superfan easily shoves away the oxygen-starved high flyer, Hilton looks like she’s on her last legs as she trudges to all fours while Onika’s on her second wind. Denigrating her idol is a limiter remover and a grave mistake at this stage in the match. Onika dashes into a standing straddle and drops her considerable hips on the actress’s back “Huagh!” Crystal groans as she’s flattened to the canvas with the dreadful feeling of her opponent’s weight concentrated like a medicine ball on her spine. Cassava finds herself liking the sound so she does it again, making Hilton squawk with another Hip drop before standing up out of the straddle.
Cassava kicks Crystal in the ribs to move her belly to the lights, “have you considered how different your career would be if you if shown basic human politeness?” Cassava leaps up and crushes Crystal’s breasts with a bombardment of booty, she speaks matter of factly into her pain-shocked face, “If you ever want to turn this ship around let me know, a little polish and some handshaking, you can be permanently out of the jungle.”
Cassava slaps Hilton across the face to punctuate her pitch before rising and leaving the actress to think on her words, Hilton stares into the house lights pondering about how she hates the familiarity of this position. Cassava climbs to the top buckle of the nearest post and leaps off, getting amazing air time and lifting her legs in a set of spits, The BMD is going to cave in Crystal’s chest with her most famous feature!
BOMBS AWAY- Hip Attack 50
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq58qvVhxv4&list=PLeRPsdtvusXikFAlFp0SFvMOT6E8kSips&index=267
The FAWNatics are on their feet waiting for the sound of Cassava’s cheeks- hitting Canvas?! Crystal rolls away at the last moment, The Kylie-stan hits the ring floor instead of Eva May’s long-time partner. Cassava leaps up from the mat like she’s been hit with a TERRIBLE Atomic Drop! Eyes watering and clutching her potentially crunched tailbone Cassava doesn’t Hilton running the rope still the Rose sends her flipping away with a Tilt A Whirl Arm Drag!
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The adrenaline is coursing through Crystal’s veins, she’s never felt like this before and the fans have never seen this amount of heart from the Jungle Dweller, the Orlando audience even offers up a loud cheer seeing Crystal pancake Onika’s lovely rack with a Shotgun Dropkick. This is a Hilton Run!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxUkJrYAsYY
Crystal hurriedly scampers onto a battered and dizzy Cassava, pulling her far leg by the knee while grapevining the other, spreading The BMD’s legs wide for the audience and millions of viewers as the official makes the count.
ONE!
TWO!!
T- Cassava gets a shoulder off the mat! she throws a desperate hand into the air, saving herself and the match; Crystal looks shocked and dismayed, she could feel the win in her hands that time! The Rose Goddess Crystal Hilton orders through clenched teeth “Get up!” and pulls the breathless Cassava to standing by her overburdened bra strap and just unleashes on her sister Lightweight with a series of blows. Crystal spanks a swift kick against Onika’s left flank then hits two more on her right, reddens her large chest with two Knife-edge Chop and turns the Iowan’s head with a Forearm shiver. With a barely raised guard, Cassava’s wilting under all this offence from the actress refuses to leave her feet or retreat a single step.
Crystal’s nearly mad with frustration, she wants this win so bad, “Fall, dammit!” She Cross Chops Cassava in the throat; Cassava gags and clutches her neck, a hint of anger in her eyes mixed in with the nausea. Crystal hightails it to the ropes and speeds back to The Superfan ready to send her flying with a Running Hurricanes.
Thwak!
Onika dashes toward a rampaging Crystal just before impact and blasts her in the cheek with a Spinning Back Elbow! It's like the power's gone out in The Rose's brain, Crystal’s arms slowly lower to her sides while she wavers foot to foot and blinks. Cassava swiftly snatches Hilton’s wrist and ducks under it as she twists the limb. Wrenching it so hard, Crystal’s shoulder and head are driven into the mat with ring shaking force.
CHASING PAVEMENTS
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OOOOHHH!!
The FAWNatics bellow in shock and rare sympathy for Hilton, Cassava’s known for the power in her hips, but she has explosive strength that rivals the toughest in the Destroyer class. Cassava lets out a slow breath as she centers herself and adjusts her bra which travelled out of place after the errant Bombs Away. Crystal writhes at her feet nursing her wounds; Onika may be able to pin her now, but the Californian is showing extra spine tonight, so Cassava’s not gonna take chances, and grind her opponent till Crystal’s a fine powder.
Cassava bends down and takes Crystal around the tummy and by the back of her thigh, deadlifting the actress and balancing her on a shoulder. “I’m kind of impressed, didn’t think you had this kind of match in you.” Cassava is genuine in her slightly backhanded compliment, Crystal murmurs something in response but it’s unintelligible; her brains still pinballing against the insides of her skull. Cassava carries Crystal three-quarters of the ring’s perimeter giving dozens of recording phones several great upskirt shots at various angles.
She sits Hilton at the top of a corner facing the audience and knots her legs under the steel rod. Cassava pulls on the back of the Latina’s top till she’s hanging upside down against the pads, her arms and long hair dangling toward the canvas below. Cassava struts like a model to the far corner, her ASSets jiggling as she raises her arms to a T and beckons the crowd to get louder with her fingers, and do so with enthusiasm, “Get read to gif this, I’ve been working on something cool!”
Cool is an understatement; Cassava cartwheels and backflips across the ring like a Hall of Famer from across the pond, pivoting from a backflip to ram her buns into Crystal’s upside-down stomach.
SENSATIONAL HIP ATTACK!
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“Goouhhhh!!” Crystal's eyes bug out as she bellows deep and painfully, it’s like Cassava sat on her soul and made her pay for the privilege. Tne Buns of Mass Destruction champion grinds booty against bruised belly like she’s flattening bread dough, “What’d you think of my new move? Honest opinion.” Hearing no response Cassava straightens up, letting Crystal breathe a shaky breath, and untangles the actress’s stems from the buckles. Cassava drags her by the ankles from the safety of the ropes and covers her with a full-body pin, Cassava’s large breasts cover Crystal’s slack face making it a smother.
ONE!
TWO!!
THRE- NOOO!!!
Crystal gets a shoulder up in the nick of time, not enough to dislodge Cassava but enough to stay off yet another defeat. Cassava looks surprised and a little impressed, “Huh, now that’s unexpected.” Crystal tries her best to catch her breath as she recuperates from the smother. She looks down at the Mexican beauty as she smiles at her. “You put up a really good fight but it’s about time I wrapped this up.”
The crowd really seems into the fight as Onika drags the actress up to her feet. Cassava places her legs in between the groggy Crystal’s legs and proceeds to lift her up over her head. She has only one thought on her mind. She plans to send the crowd home with her Upside Down Cake.
Upside Down Cake
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Crystal’s feet dangle in the air and that is when Cassava tries to get a good grip on Hilton’s legs. Crystal fights it with everything that she has. However it doesn’t stop Cassava from managing to get one leg hooked under her arm, and after some struggling she manages to get the other one as well. Onika has both legs tightly hooked underneath her arm but Crystal is still fighting. She manages to swing her body which sends Onika falling backwards. Crystal now has the advantage as she locks her legs tightly around Cassava’s arms wrapping her up into a constricting scissor. She uses her own arms to lock tightly around Cassava’s head and she yanks up, placing her into her Photosynthesis submission.
PHOTOSYNTHESIS
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Cassava is trapped in the center of the ring as Crystal uses every single ounce in her body to pull Cassava’s head more. Crystal looks down at her foe as she screams at her.
“Just tap princess! I got all of the sunlight and this rose will definitely blossom!!!!”
Cassava tries to brace against the pain and stifle a scream, but Crystal’s force on her neck is too great “AaaieeGH!!” She squirms and wriggles trying to escape Crystal’s clutches but the actress is gripping her with more fervour than anyone or anything Crystal has held in her entire life! Crystal NEEDS to win! She needs this more than anything than even Hilton herself thought possible. She’s nearly pleading with Onika to give up this match, “Tap! Tap! TAP!!!”
The BMD is no quitter, Cassava will try absolutely anything before quitting just like her hero, Kylie Sanders. But the situation is dire; Cassava dragged Crystal to the center of the ring, so it’s a LONG way to crawl for a ropebreak. Hands are painfully out of the equation, and with the way their weight is placed, Cassava has to move across the canvas with her toes alone. The BMD actually makes it forward a few inches when Hilton punishes her, nearly separating Cassava’s neck by pulling her so close they can almost kiss. Lightning travels up and down Onika’s spine and she has no choice but to fearfully scream out “I Quit! IQUIIIT!!”
At first Crystal doesn’t believe it as she keeps the hold on locked tightly. She doesn’t let go not because she doesn’t want to but because this isn’t a feeling that she is used too. “Give up!!!!!” Crystal screams in return. However the realization begins to set in when the referee quickly runs over and tries to pull Crystal off of Cassava.
“Let it go Hilton, you won the match! If you don’t let go I will reverse the decision!!!” Once Hilton hears that she immediately lets go. She rises to her feet and there is actually some cheers from the audience as they get behind her. The striped clad zebra raises her arm as the bell sounds and the announcer begins to speak into the microphone.
“And the winner of this match as a result of a submission, CRYSTAL HILTON!!!!”
Crystal begins to form tears in her eyes as she can’t believe it. She looks down at Cassava who is reaching for her neck in pain. Hilton thinks about it but the actress actually offers a hand to bring her opponent to her feet. She extends her hand out as she is all grins.
“I don’t always do this but that was really a great match, but we both went all out…”
The crowd is applauding as they want Cassava to accept the handshake. However those cheers suddenly turn into boos as a shadow catches their attention. It is caused by that of Eva May who has perched herself on top of the turnbuckles. Crystal sees something out of the corner of her eyes which causes her to turn around right into a Panther’s Pounce.
EVA MAY
Panther’s Pounce
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Crystal flips head over heels as she falls to the ground. Eva mounts herself on top of Crystal as she collides with lefts and rights on her face.
“You think you can WIN without me?! You are nothing!!! Consider yourself dumped and useless…” The crowd boos as Eva May picks apart her one-time girlfriend... Eva turns her attention over to Cassava who tries to make a save but May grabs a hold of Onika’s groin and delivers her Panther’s claw!
“AAAAHAIE!!!”
Cassava shrieks and shudders as Eva unleashes her talons on the dyed blonde’s nethers, she falls to her knees so Eva can scream at her face to screaming face “And you! You lost to this worthless trash! That’s pathetic you worthless sack of- UrKck!!
Eva’s cutoff mid-tirade by Cassva’s fingers invading her mouth and latching on a Mandible Claw, both sets of eyes are watering now. It's a clawing race to see who passes out first; Cassava gaining ground but Eva struck first and in a more sensitive area. Eva feels the strength start to leave Onika’s digits when she pulls a desperate move and pulls the Panther close by the jaw into a thudding headbutt. Eva May’s hand falls away from The Superfan’s crotch to cradle her aching head as she blinks away stars, Cassava turns those stars into a galaxy when she hits May between the eyes with a palm a heel strike that knocks her flat on her haunches.
Cassava lost one fight tonight, she’s not losing another. The Buns of Mass Destruction champion rises on shaky legs and leaps up, kicking her feet out to drop her destructive buns on Eva’s face. Cassava lands her butt bomb with authority, making the ring and The Panther shiver upon impact. Eva’s nose parks her cheeks like the Red Sea, Cassava gives her a grind as she speaks down to her, “Keep your nose out of our business or it ends up under my ass, understand?”
Casava gets off the interloper letting Eva take a ragged breath; Cassava pulls Eva up by her dark locks and takes her by the shoulder and hip to give Eva the bum’s rush out of the ring. Before she can, Eva violently twists out of Onika's grasp and Cracks! Her across the cheek with a bitch slap, Onika cries out and holds her face as Eva gets out of Dodge and slides out of the ring. Eva smiles walking down the aisle as she keeps her eyes on Onika yelling profanities at her. Cassava turns her attention to Crystal checking on her. The Latina grimaces in pain as the two lock their eyes on the escaping assailant.
KICK PUNCH- ADAM WARROCK
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A short but curvaceous Black woman steps through the curtain, quickly raising a fist to the cries of the crowd. A smiling Cassava Onika paces from one side of the stage to another, dancing some mock karate. The New Media Mistress starts punching the air to hype herself up then launches into a jumping spin kick that carries her back to the center. The giant screen above Cassava displays a chibi version of the FAWN fresh meat; smashing bricks and fighting generic monsters, the entire time the name CASSAVA ONIKA blazed at the top of the screen in a stylized logo. Dressed in a white beater that showed a hint of belly button, a red bra visible through the thin fabric, keeping her F Cup breasts from flashing the fans as she bounced to and fro. On her wide hips were a pair of white booty shorts that seemed painted on (and a size too small), just above those was a wide leather strap of the BMD title, the nature and design of the belt dictated that the gold plate be showcased just above its holder’s buns. The inward curve of the center gold plate resting on Onika’s shelf of booty like it was always meant to be there. She chooses to wrestle in bare feet like her hero Kylie Sanders once did, that worship clearly bleeding into her wardrobe and choice of hair dye (blonde with pink highlights).
CASSAVA ONIKA
At the top of the ramp, Cassava swings her hips into a turn that puts her back to the audience, presenting an ass that makes LaKeisha Bates self-conscious whether she admits it or not. Doing a quick bump and grind to an appreciative and catcalling audience, Cassava dips low and makes her cheeks clap to a suddenly roaring and appreciative audience before making her way down to the ring, slapping hands along the way.
“FROM PLEASANT VALLEY, IOWA… SHE STANDS FIVE FEET, TWO INCHES TALL, AND WEIGHS IN TONIGHT AT ONE HUNDRED TWENTY-FIVE POUNDS… SHE IS THE WOMAN OF 1,000 HIP ATTACKS AND THE FIRST, CURRENT, AND ONLY BUNS OF MASS DESTRUCTION CHAMPION...THIS IS CASSAVA ONIKA!!”
Cassava hands off her championship to an attendant before slipping into the ring. She greets the referee as he nears for the pre-match pat-down, “Hey Paulie, how’s the husband?” They exchange pleasantries as the announcer looks over the info cards for the next wrestler.
Announcer: And her opponent, originally from Detroit Michigan and now residing in Los Angeles, California. Standing at 5’5 weighing in at 115 lbs she is the Rose Goddess, Crystal Hilton!
CRYSTAL HILTON
“Superstar” by Lupe Fiasco begins to blast across the speaker system. As it does, two spotlights hit the entrance ramp. Once they hit the curtain a red carpet is rolled down towards the ring. She emerges from behind the curtain as photographers line up to snap photos of the Afro Mexican beauty. She looked different tonight as she ran her hands down her long blonde hair. She slowly walks down to the ring before looking at the roaring crowd. She steps through the ropes letting the crowd see her thong that is under her wrestling skirt. She finally enters the ring as she moves her eyes over to where Cassava is standing.
“Tonight it’s the two of us. Are you ready for a great match tonight?! Hopefully you don’t have issues with my speed.”
Smiling, Cassava hops foot to foot, her large bosom shaking with each step, “I’ll think I’ll be just fine. You just worry about yourself, Direct-to-DVD.”
Hilton scowls at the slight, tensing her body to break into a run the moment the timekeeper strikes the bell.
DING! DING!
The two bottle blondes streak toward each other looking to start this match off with a flurry of offence.
OOOHHHH!!!
The FAWNatics let out a sympathetic groan as Crystal is blasted head over heels when she takes a sprinting Hip Attack to the face, The actress skids onto her skirt looking dazed while Cassava points her coveted Cake to the camera and gives herself a spank. “Everyone knows what my deal is, she should have been ready!”
Crystal smiles as she doesn’t waste any time and immediately kips up to her feet. “You are fast but it’s still not good enough!”
Crystal charges after Cassava who jumps up going for another hip attack however Crystal is able to duck underneath it. Soon as Cassava lands on her feet as Hilton showcases her agility, quickly dropping down and sweeping Cassava’s leg, swooping her right off of her feet. Hilton makes it back up where she does a standing moonsault landing right on top of Onika. Crystal doesn’t bother to remain on top of the Iowa native for a pin attempt, she's already on her feet again before the ref begins lower himself. The crowd is actually full of electricity as Crystal screams at her foe.
“Get up chica! I have so much more in the tank. There is your chance to be an extra in this film!”
Cassava pushes off the mat with a grimace, “Please, you’re lucky if you even get a mention in my Youtube series.”
Crystal cockily lets Cassava stand up, but charges into her the moment she’s vertical. The two ‘Smeck’ together in an Elbow and Collar, the two bullying for dominance with foreheads, chests, and bellies grinding at one point or another. Hilton flips Onika onto her generous rear with a sudden Arm Drag and keeps her planted and in pain with a two-handed Neck Crank. The Online Sensation grunts deeply feeling Crystal dig a couple of knee shots into her back before she’s raised in the painful hold, Crystal shows some wrestling skill by slipping her arm under Cassava’s chin while she goes back to back and drops into a three-point stance, stunning the booty battler with an Atomic Back Breaker.
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Crystal taunts the FAWNatics at ringside, “How'd you plebs like that!”
Cassava grabs at her back in pain as she slowly tries to get back to her feet. The Afro Latina is all grins as Cassava is finally on her feet again. That is when Hilton decides to strike as she jumps up wrapping her legs around Cassava’s head. She tries to take her down with a hurricanrana however Onika has other plans as she isn’t sent down. Instead she manages to gain control of the situation as she lifts Crystal high above her head.
“Wait… Put me down… You really don’t want to do this!”
Onika cracks a wicked grin as she replies back.
“Well if you really insist…”
Without hesitation she powerbombs Crystal right to the mat. The Latina screams out in pain, the yells can be heard all the way to the cheap seats. Cassava’s short and sweet, but those deliciously thicc legs give her a lot of slamming power! Tit for tat: Cassava backrolls to her feet and crosses her arms under her underappreciated rack, forgoing a pin and waiting for Hilton to rise, “As long as we’re going by Queensberry rules.”
Hilton hurriedly rushes to her feet, visibly biting back a squeal from the pain in her spine, “I’ll bury you!”
The actress lunges at Onika but gets rebuffed with a forearm to the cheek, then chastised with a Knife-Edge chop to the chest, then sent packing with a European uppercut! Overwhelmed by Cassava’s offence, Crystal’s spine meets pine again after just leaving. The Kylie Stan leaps an impressive height in the air and flattens Crystal’s perky girls with a Hip Drop and stays there, her Cassava’s A crushes T’s as she waits out the-
One!
Two!
Th-Kickout!
Crystal howls as she is able to kick out at the last possible second. She slowly crawls over to the turnbuckles to pull herself up. However the ASSassin is in the prowl as she refuses to let her opponent gain any breathing room. She immediately grabs Hilton from behind locking her arms around her slender waist as she signals for a german suplex. Hilton however manages to block the attempt as she holds tightly onto the turnbuckles. She counters by driving an elbow backwards right against the face of Cassava which causes her to let go.
The lucha star quickly uses the turnbuckles as a launching pad as she springs off of them backwards leaping over Cassava. She grabs her head on the way down and spikes her right into the mat with a springboard reverse ddt. Both women land on the mat with a huge impact and the crowd is on their feet as they actually cheer Hilton on.
Both women are on the mat out of it as Hilton slowly crawls over, placing an arm over Cassava’s prone body.
One!
Two!
Kickout!
“Stay down, dammit!” Crystal curses as she pulls up a wincing Cassava by the roots, Crystal's tensing up to throw a hairmare when a speedy hand flashes out, turning her head and pinking her cheek with a bytch slap! The actress breaks away holding her welting face while Cassava briefly massages her scalp before spitefully yanking on Hillton’s hair as revenge.
“Make me, biCCHHA!”
Crystal hugs her close just to raise Onika up and put a shiver through her core with an Atomic Drop. Cassava pales as she backpedals holding her center, leaving her chin free for a pinpoint accurate dropkick, Crystal’s putting the highflying skills to great effect, putting the Fawn Finds star on her back and following up with an immaculate standing Shooting Star Press.
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Cassava lets out a big whoosh of air as Hilton’s firm belly impacts with her own, all her limbs shoot up with the actress’s landing and Crystal bundles the offered legs and pulls them in, screaming at the official to get into position.
One!
Two!
Kickout!
Crystal begins to complain to the referee as she can’t believe it wasn’t a three count. Cassava is slow as she tries to come to her senses. Crystal decides to climb to the top of the turnbuckles where she begs for Cassava to rise up. Onika is finally on a vertical base and that is when Hilton leaps off of the ropes with a flying crossbody. Cassava is able to catch Crystal within her hands before she sends her to the mat with a scoop slam.
Cassava flicks her hair as she drags Crystal by the arm and seats her in the bottom of the corner turnbuckles. Hilton is in a daze as Cassava smiles. “Time to show you my greatest asset.”
With that Cassava smirks as she grinds her butt right against the face of Hilton with a stinkface. She shoves her butt against her cranium for at least twenty seconds before she finally stops. Crystal is unconscious as Onika yanks Crystal away from the ropes. She climbs up the top ropes looks down at her prone foe before she leaps up dropping her butt right across Crystal’s upper body. She remains on top of her for a pinfall.
One!
Two!
Thre-Kickout!
Hilton raises her shoulders at the very last moment to save herself, Cassava rises from her human cushion and picks up Crystal by the ear, “I’m genuinely happy to see you showing some fight, had to happen sometime.” Cassava puts the dazed actress back on the mat with a hip toss; Crystal sits up grimacing, her pushing against the mat behind her, Cassava runs a quick retreat into the ropes and blasts Crystal with a cheeky hip check to the back of the head. Crystal flops forward, her face hitting the canvas between her legs before she clumsily rolls onto her side groaning.
Onika drags up an increasingly limp Hilton by the wrist and Irish whips her to a far corner; Onika runs to the ropes right by , the actress turns in time to hit the buckles with her back but it isn’t a pleasant experience. She stumbles out of the corner with wobbly steps as Cassava hits the ropes behind her and speeds by, taking her by the scalp for a running Bulldog.
Wham!!
Before Cass can leap for her move, Crystal violently twists, nearly taking The Superfan’s head off with a desperation Lariat!
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Cassava’s knocked into a matchbook, famous buns pointed at the lights as she counts the swirling birds in her vision. Hiltonthrows herself to the mat with the moves and lays on her stomach, recuperating. Crystal is slow to move as she does everything to catch her breath. She slowly sits up as she looks over at her opponent.
“You are a tough fighter, but being a superfan won’t get you that far.”
Hilton walks over to the matchbooked woman and unfolds her. She slowly lifts her up to her feet and watches the woman be dazed in front of her. It is in that moment when Crystal makes a motion of taking a picture and she delivers a sharp roundhouse kick to the head of Cassava.
Flashing Lights!
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Cassava falls down like a sack of bricks as Crystal hovers over. She immediately sprints towards the ropes where she springboards off of them backwards with a moonsault which she lands picture perfect on top of Cassava.
Smell The Roses!
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She covers the leg for a pin. The official slides in for the count and slaps the mat
One!
Two!
Thre-Kickout!
Cassava weakly raises a shoulder off the canvas, Hilton’s offence is starting to pay dividends, the bottom-heavy brawler just barely escaped defeat. Hilton huffs in frustration and pulls Cassava to her feet in stages by her overworked bra straps and uses them to drag the content creator into a knee to the gut. The Rose Goddess takes a step back and straightens Onika with a toe kick to the forehead, Onika’s rocked onto her heels but she maintains her balance, only for a Knife-edge chop to SMACK! Against her gurls with tit rippling force. Cassava hugs her bounty and groans with the audience as Hilton sprints away toward the ropes, the luscious Lucha star hits the cables and charges at Cassava with a Lou Thez Press.
Kylie’s Number One Fan sees Crystal coming at her through a haze of pain and darts forward as the career-long antagonist takes to the air. Grabbing her by the hips, Cassava lifts Crystal like they’re the couple in Footloose, swings her through a three-quarter turn and splatters her with a Sit-Out Powerbomb!
RYDEEN BOMB
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The force of the Powerbomb makes Hilton bounces a foot off the mat, she lands in a sweaty heap between Cassava’s legs, her own spread wide and riding Cassava’s wide hips. If they weren’t in a wrestling ring, this could have easily been a private moment in the bedroom.
Crystal grits her teeth and slowly starts to sit up, “Uhhh…Why don’t you just stay still? youAAAIE!”
Onika slithers along Crystal’s body till she can take a seat by her right shoulder and trap the lightweight’s arm and head in an Anaconda Vice. Hilton’s feet kick wildly and she thrashes her free arm trying to claw free from the Milk Chocolate Mauler’s machinations.
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The dyed blonde puts her all into gaining a submission victory at this moment, a bead of sweat drips off of Cassava’s nose onto Crystal’s face as she growls with exertion, “How about you call it quits, and we’ll record some reaction to some of your roles, Huh? What do you say?”
Crystal bites back a squeal, feeling an acid sensation coursing through her arm and shoulder, “how about you give up and join your hag idol in catering! DON’TYOUMMPHH!!”
Cassava silences Hilton’s blasphemous words by bringing the actress forward and covering Hilton’s screaming face with her large bust, turning the Anaconda Vice into her patented Smothered Chicken. The usually pleasant Cassava’s voice turns disturbingly cold, “Watch your mouth. This fight can get a lot more dangerous for a rude girl like you.”
Crystal flails her hand as she tries her best to get out of the move. Her mouth is being smothered up. She tries to do everything in her power to try to move but she doesn’t seem to be getting that far.
She seems to be fading but she suddenly gets a jolt of energy as she tries everything in her power to move her body. She shifts and moves as Onika locks it in even tighter. Hilton is able to inch her way towards the ropes. She is almost there but Cassava makes sure to yank back as far as she can go.
“Just give up!!!!”
Crystal shakes her head in its pillowy prison as she moves her body about. Finally, after enough moving and constant frustration she is able to put a foot on the ropes which results in the zebra delivering a count. One…Two…. Cassava gives the clean break as Hilton rolls on the ground reaching for her neck in pain. Onika slowly rises up and walks over to Hilton’s legs. She begins to yank her towards the center of the ring and as she tries to put her into the move again Crystal quickly bridges down on Cassava’s head placing her into a tight small package.
One….
Two….
Onika is able to kick out of the move at the last second. The Superfan easily shoves away the oxygen-starved high flyer, Hilton looks like she’s on her last legs as she trudges to all fours while Onika’s on her second wind. Denigrating her idol is a limiter remover and a grave mistake at this stage in the match. Onika dashes into a standing straddle and drops her considerable hips on the actress’s back “Huagh!” Crystal groans as she’s flattened to the canvas with the dreadful feeling of her opponent’s weight concentrated like a medicine ball on her spine. Cassava finds herself liking the sound so she does it again, making Hilton squawk with another Hip drop before standing up out of the straddle.
Cassava kicks Crystal in the ribs to move her belly to the lights, “have you considered how different your career would be if you if shown basic human politeness?” Cassava leaps up and crushes Crystal’s breasts with a bombardment of booty, she speaks matter of factly into her pain-shocked face, “If you ever want to turn this ship around let me know, a little polish and some handshaking, you can be permanently out of the jungle.”
Cassava slaps Hilton across the face to punctuate her pitch before rising and leaving the actress to think on her words, Hilton stares into the house lights pondering about how she hates the familiarity of this position. Cassava climbs to the top buckle of the nearest post and leaps off, getting amazing air time and lifting her legs in a set of spits, The BMD is going to cave in Crystal’s chest with her most famous feature!
BOMBS AWAY- Hip Attack 50
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The FAWNatics are on their feet waiting for the sound of Cassava’s cheeks- hitting Canvas?! Crystal rolls away at the last moment, The Kylie-stan hits the ring floor instead of Eva May’s long-time partner. Cassava leaps up from the mat like she’s been hit with a TERRIBLE Atomic Drop! Eyes watering and clutching her potentially crunched tailbone Cassava doesn’t Hilton running the rope still the Rose sends her flipping away with a Tilt A Whirl Arm Drag!
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The adrenaline is coursing through Crystal’s veins, she’s never felt like this before and the fans have never seen this amount of heart from the Jungle Dweller, the Orlando audience even offers up a loud cheer seeing Crystal pancake Onika’s lovely rack with a Shotgun Dropkick. This is a Hilton Run!
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Crystal hurriedly scampers onto a battered and dizzy Cassava, pulling her far leg by the knee while grapevining the other, spreading The BMD’s legs wide for the audience and millions of viewers as the official makes the count.
ONE!
TWO!!
T- Cassava gets a shoulder off the mat! she throws a desperate hand into the air, saving herself and the match; Crystal looks shocked and dismayed, she could feel the win in her hands that time! The Rose Goddess Crystal Hilton orders through clenched teeth “Get up!” and pulls the breathless Cassava to standing by her overburdened bra strap and just unleashes on her sister Lightweight with a series of blows. Crystal spanks a swift kick against Onika’s left flank then hits two more on her right, reddens her large chest with two Knife-edge Chop and turns the Iowan’s head with a Forearm shiver. With a barely raised guard, Cassava’s wilting under all this offence from the actress refuses to leave her feet or retreat a single step.
Crystal’s nearly mad with frustration, she wants this win so bad, “Fall, dammit!” She Cross Chops Cassava in the throat; Cassava gags and clutches her neck, a hint of anger in her eyes mixed in with the nausea. Crystal hightails it to the ropes and speeds back to The Superfan ready to send her flying with a Running Hurricanes.
Thwak!
Onika dashes toward a rampaging Crystal just before impact and blasts her in the cheek with a Spinning Back Elbow! It's like the power's gone out in The Rose's brain, Crystal’s arms slowly lower to her sides while she wavers foot to foot and blinks. Cassava swiftly snatches Hilton’s wrist and ducks under it as she twists the limb. Wrenching it so hard, Crystal’s shoulder and head are driven into the mat with ring shaking force.
CHASING PAVEMENTS
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OOOOHHH!!
The FAWNatics bellow in shock and rare sympathy for Hilton, Cassava’s known for the power in her hips, but she has explosive strength that rivals the toughest in the Destroyer class. Cassava lets out a slow breath as she centers herself and adjusts her bra which travelled out of place after the errant Bombs Away. Crystal writhes at her feet nursing her wounds; Onika may be able to pin her now, but the Californian is showing extra spine tonight, so Cassava’s not gonna take chances, and grind her opponent till Crystal’s a fine powder.
Cassava bends down and takes Crystal around the tummy and by the back of her thigh, deadlifting the actress and balancing her on a shoulder. “I’m kind of impressed, didn’t think you had this kind of match in you.” Cassava is genuine in her slightly backhanded compliment, Crystal murmurs something in response but it’s unintelligible; her brains still pinballing against the insides of her skull. Cassava carries Crystal three-quarters of the ring’s perimeter giving dozens of recording phones several great upskirt shots at various angles.
She sits Hilton at the top of a corner facing the audience and knots her legs under the steel rod. Cassava pulls on the back of the Latina’s top till she’s hanging upside down against the pads, her arms and long hair dangling toward the canvas below. Cassava struts like a model to the far corner, her ASSets jiggling as she raises her arms to a T and beckons the crowd to get louder with her fingers, and do so with enthusiasm, “Get read to gif this, I’ve been working on something cool!”
Cool is an understatement; Cassava cartwheels and backflips across the ring like a Hall of Famer from across the pond, pivoting from a backflip to ram her buns into Crystal’s upside-down stomach.
SENSATIONAL HIP ATTACK!
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“Goouhhhh!!” Crystal's eyes bug out as she bellows deep and painfully, it’s like Cassava sat on her soul and made her pay for the privilege. Tne Buns of Mass Destruction champion grinds booty against bruised belly like she’s flattening bread dough, “What’d you think of my new move? Honest opinion.” Hearing no response Cassava straightens up, letting Crystal breathe a shaky breath, and untangles the actress’s stems from the buckles. Cassava drags her by the ankles from the safety of the ropes and covers her with a full-body pin, Cassava’s large breasts cover Crystal’s slack face making it a smother.
ONE!
TWO!!
THRE- NOOO!!!
Crystal gets a shoulder up in the nick of time, not enough to dislodge Cassava but enough to stay off yet another defeat. Cassava looks surprised and a little impressed, “Huh, now that’s unexpected.” Crystal tries her best to catch her breath as she recuperates from the smother. She looks down at the Mexican beauty as she smiles at her. “You put up a really good fight but it’s about time I wrapped this up.”
The crowd really seems into the fight as Onika drags the actress up to her feet. Cassava places her legs in between the groggy Crystal’s legs and proceeds to lift her up over her head. She has only one thought on her mind. She plans to send the crowd home with her Upside Down Cake.
Upside Down Cake
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Crystal’s feet dangle in the air and that is when Cassava tries to get a good grip on Hilton’s legs. Crystal fights it with everything that she has. However it doesn’t stop Cassava from managing to get one leg hooked under her arm, and after some struggling she manages to get the other one as well. Onika has both legs tightly hooked underneath her arm but Crystal is still fighting. She manages to swing her body which sends Onika falling backwards. Crystal now has the advantage as she locks her legs tightly around Cassava’s arms wrapping her up into a constricting scissor. She uses her own arms to lock tightly around Cassava’s head and she yanks up, placing her into her Photosynthesis submission.
PHOTOSYNTHESIS
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Cassava is trapped in the center of the ring as Crystal uses every single ounce in her body to pull Cassava’s head more. Crystal looks down at her foe as she screams at her.
“Just tap princess! I got all of the sunlight and this rose will definitely blossom!!!!”
Cassava tries to brace against the pain and stifle a scream, but Crystal’s force on her neck is too great “AaaieeGH!!” She squirms and wriggles trying to escape Crystal’s clutches but the actress is gripping her with more fervour than anyone or anything Crystal has held in her entire life! Crystal NEEDS to win! She needs this more than anything than even Hilton herself thought possible. She’s nearly pleading with Onika to give up this match, “Tap! Tap! TAP!!!”
The BMD is no quitter, Cassava will try absolutely anything before quitting just like her hero, Kylie Sanders. But the situation is dire; Cassava dragged Crystal to the center of the ring, so it’s a LONG way to crawl for a ropebreak. Hands are painfully out of the equation, and with the way their weight is placed, Cassava has to move across the canvas with her toes alone. The BMD actually makes it forward a few inches when Hilton punishes her, nearly separating Cassava’s neck by pulling her so close they can almost kiss. Lightning travels up and down Onika’s spine and she has no choice but to fearfully scream out “I Quit! IQUIIIT!!”
At first Crystal doesn’t believe it as she keeps the hold on locked tightly. She doesn’t let go not because she doesn’t want to but because this isn’t a feeling that she is used too. “Give up!!!!!” Crystal screams in return. However the realization begins to set in when the referee quickly runs over and tries to pull Crystal off of Cassava.
“Let it go Hilton, you won the match! If you don’t let go I will reverse the decision!!!” Once Hilton hears that she immediately lets go. She rises to her feet and there is actually some cheers from the audience as they get behind her. The striped clad zebra raises her arm as the bell sounds and the announcer begins to speak into the microphone.
“And the winner of this match as a result of a submission, CRYSTAL HILTON!!!!”
Crystal begins to form tears in her eyes as she can’t believe it. She looks down at Cassava who is reaching for her neck in pain. Hilton thinks about it but the actress actually offers a hand to bring her opponent to her feet. She extends her hand out as she is all grins.
“I don’t always do this but that was really a great match, but we both went all out…”
The crowd is applauding as they want Cassava to accept the handshake. However those cheers suddenly turn into boos as a shadow catches their attention. It is caused by that of Eva May who has perched herself on top of the turnbuckles. Crystal sees something out of the corner of her eyes which causes her to turn around right into a Panther’s Pounce.
EVA MAY
Panther’s Pounce
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Crystal flips head over heels as she falls to the ground. Eva mounts herself on top of Crystal as she collides with lefts and rights on her face.
“You think you can WIN without me?! You are nothing!!! Consider yourself dumped and useless…” The crowd boos as Eva May picks apart her one-time girlfriend... Eva turns her attention over to Cassava who tries to make a save but May grabs a hold of Onika’s groin and delivers her Panther’s claw!
“AAAAHAIE!!!”
Cassava shrieks and shudders as Eva unleashes her talons on the dyed blonde’s nethers, she falls to her knees so Eva can scream at her face to screaming face “And you! You lost to this worthless trash! That’s pathetic you worthless sack of- UrKck!!
Eva’s cutoff mid-tirade by Cassva’s fingers invading her mouth and latching on a Mandible Claw, both sets of eyes are watering now. It's a clawing race to see who passes out first; Cassava gaining ground but Eva struck first and in a more sensitive area. Eva feels the strength start to leave Onika’s digits when she pulls a desperate move and pulls the Panther close by the jaw into a thudding headbutt. Eva May’s hand falls away from The Superfan’s crotch to cradle her aching head as she blinks away stars, Cassava turns those stars into a galaxy when she hits May between the eyes with a palm a heel strike that knocks her flat on her haunches.
Cassava lost one fight tonight, she’s not losing another. The Buns of Mass Destruction champion rises on shaky legs and leaps up, kicking her feet out to drop her destructive buns on Eva’s face. Cassava lands her butt bomb with authority, making the ring and The Panther shiver upon impact. Eva’s nose parks her cheeks like the Red Sea, Cassava gives her a grind as she speaks down to her, “Keep your nose out of our business or it ends up under my ass, understand?”
Casava gets off the interloper letting Eva take a ragged breath; Cassava pulls Eva up by her dark locks and takes her by the shoulder and hip to give Eva the bum’s rush out of the ring. Before she can, Eva violently twists out of Onika's grasp and Cracks! Her across the cheek with a bitch slap, Onika cries out and holds her face as Eva gets out of Dodge and slides out of the ring. Eva smiles walking down the aisle as she keeps her eyes on Onika yelling profanities at her. Cassava turns her attention to Crystal checking on her. The Latina grimaces in pain as the two lock their eyes on the escaping assailant.