Post by hawkeye on Feb 6, 2022 21:54:51 GMT
“Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall with a twenty minute time limit. Introducing first, hailing from the Red Hook section of Brooklyn, New York, she stands at five feet five inches tall and weighs in tonight at one hundred and twenty-five pounds. She is the Smiling Knight, the Glad Bomber, the Queen of the Facebusters, this is MADDY CRANE!”
MADDY CRANE:
The speakers at the top of the stage grumbled into life to fill the arena with the sound of Shinedown’s ‘Cut the Cord’ as well as the excited applause from all fans of gravity-assisted rhinoplasty when Maddy Crane strode into view at the tail end of her introduction. Flinging her arms wide to better welcome the FAWNatics to her latest bit of physical improv, Mads offered her audience a stately little bow before she snatched the bottom edge of her faded Jeanette Lansdale tank-top and peeled it over her head. One it was discarded she treated the fans to a grin and a double bicep flex before starting down the ramp to the squared circle. For her second go-round with the Celestial Stunner Mads sported a fire engine red sports bra top and matching bikini bottoms crisscrossed with thin white belts worn bandolier style while her boots and pads were done in a matching matte black. And as per tradition, the seat of her trunks featured an important question with regards to this evening’s opponent:
WHY ARE YOU SO DAMP?
It got a laugh from those assembled but no answer immediately presented itself, so Mads treated her tush to a single swat as she headed down the ramp. Eager though she was to avenge the loss from CNP, Crane still took the time to move back and forth across the aisle slapping hands with everyone who reached in her direction. Her speed increased as the ring drew closer, the lithesome redhead ultimately breaking into a sprint that sent her shooting under the bottom rope and into the center of the squared circle. On her feet in a heartbeat, Maddy jogged to the far corner and hopped up on the middle turnbuckle to salute the capacity crowd once more. Hopping down only when her music began to fade, she offered her pads and boots to Nick Castle for inspection and was kind enough to feign a Crane Kick only once.
Maddy settled in her corner while her entrance music slowly faded out. After a slight pause, Estrina's music began to blast over the speakers, drowning out the jeers from the crowd.
TEACH ME TO FIGHT:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOeCrQpqeOw
"And introducing her opponent, from Singapore, she stands at five feet four inches tall and weighs in tonight at one-hundred and twenty-two pounds! She is… ESTRINA STARFIRE!"
ESTRINA STARFIRE
The Flawless One stepped out from the curtains and basked in the boos that the crowd had for her. Unlike her previous matches, her outfit was visible from the get-go as a gym towel replaced the cape she used to wear. For the night, she wore a black one-piece with a V-neck plunging down across her navel, complete with red pads and white boots. Her hands grabbed two ends of the towel hanging over her neck as she confidently strutted down the ramp, ignoring the boos and the occasional outstretched hands altogether. The former fan favorite took the steps and wiped the sole of her boots on the apron before stepping through the middle rope, gesturing for the ref to move out of the way as she took center ring.
She raised her left arm and gently ran her fingertips across her underarm before 'flicking' them toward one side. "Oh jeer all you want! You know you all crave it!"
Starfire returned to her corner and passed the towel over to the official, resting with her arms on the top ropes as she waited for the match to start.
The bell sounded and Maddy was out of her corner like a shot, the redhead sprinting across the squared circle to get her hands (or more likely her knees) on the brat who’d flicked sweat in her eyes during their first-- Estrina dove over the ropes to the apron and dropped to the floor, the former fan favorite pointing an accusatory finger at Crane the instant she hit the floor. “Keep back, loser!” Starfire shouted as Mads stormed into the space she’d so recently occupied. “Back your ass up so we can start this proper--hey! What are you doing? Get the hell down from--”
Maddy, who’d already made it to the top turnbuckle, stood up straight and knotted her hands into a single fist raised overhead. The threat of a Double Axehandle delivered from such a height prompted Estrina to clear off fast, with the black-clad brunette circling around the far corner as fast as she could.
“Would you talk some sense into her!?” Starfire barked at Nick Castle. “Who does she think she is, trying to jump me at the sound of the WHOAH!”
Crane dropped from the ring-post to the apron and took off down the narrow ledge in pursuit of her evasive adversary! Not about to simply let the New Yorker run her down, Starfire took to her heels and set off at top speed with Maddy still following from the higher ground. A single leap placed the redhead only a few steps behind the Celestial Stunner, which in turn forced Starfire to put on that much more speed to provide even a little bit of breathing room when she turned sharply and dove under the bottom rope to return to the ring.
Rather than follow an identical path, Crane hopped onto the apron and immediately paid for it when Starfire caught the kneeling battler with a Dropkick to the chest! “So, you wanna get close up with my flawlessness, huh?” Estrina sneered as Maddy dropped to the floor. “Get ready for more than you bargained for, sweat rag!”
With that she raced to the opposite side of the ring, hit the strands at full speed and returned under a head of steam that ensured maximum impact when she dipped down and dove headlong between the top and middle rop--“NNNNGGGGHH!” from Starfire was dwarfed by cheers from the FAWNatics as the Sultana of Slapstick absolutely CRACKED her foe across the face with a scintillating Uppercut Palm Strike!
“Hot DAMN, that felt good!” Mads told those assembled while she shook the tingle out of her hand and Starfire folded up around the second strand. “Know what’s going to feel even better, Estrina?” The Singaporean Sensation only groaned a curse, so Maddy helped herself to a handful of hair and tugged her into a Front Facelock. From there she draped Starfire’s near arm across her shoulders, then grabbed hold of her waistband and backed up until the Lightweight was hanging suspended by Maddy at one end and the middle rope at the other.
The crowd was already ‘oooohhhhing’ in anticipation so Crane didn’t make them wait, she simply wrenched Starfire loose and laid out on her back to THWHUMP her burden to the barely-padded floor with a big Vertical Suplex! Estrina jolted violently when she hit the floor, unfortunately it didn’t free her from the redhead’s clutches. Still hooked on tight, Mads twisted her hips and rolled onto her stomach which forced Starfire to do the same. Once they were both on her feet, the Queen of the Facebusters muscled Estrina directly overhead before slinging her forward and down while simultaneously dropping to a seat to THWHUMP the brunette flat on her face, chest and tummy via a Sit-Out Gourdbuster!
SIT-OUT GOURDBUSTER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrHmE2ENcy4
Estrina bounced to a knee, both hands flying to her aching mug. “MY FACE!” she wailed. “Disqualify her, referee! The jealous bytch is trying to mar my flawlesSNNNGGGHH!” Crane had backed off in hopes of just such a reaction and put a gleeful stop to Estrina’s histrionics by charging her down and hopping onto the other woman’s posted right knee. In the next instant she THWHUNKED her own right knee between Starfire’s eyes to repay the Shining Wizard that’d spelled her doom back at Cold November Pain!
SHINING WIZARD:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS_ngCwHXUk
Estrina slopped to the deck in a woozy sprawl that would’ve been perfect for a pin if it’d been anywhere but outside the ring. Since it was (and because Castle had just passed ‘TEN!’ on his count) Crane helped herself to a double handful of hair and hauled the black-clad battler to her feet. Halving the hair-hold so she could control Starfire at trunks and tresses, the Red Hook native spun ‘round in a full circle and threw her opponent gut-first into the apron!
“Damn, you say you’re a Lightweight? What’ve you been eating?” Mads exclaimed as she sidled in on Estrina’s left hip and snaked an arm across her lower back. She then made as if to boost the other wrestler up under the bottom rope only to flatten her free hand into a paddle tospank-spank-spank![/b] Starfire’s supposedly flawless buns!
“Bytch!” Estrina cried out over the crisp collision of palm on cheek. “I’m gonna beat your ass for OOOOOWWWWW!”
Now Crane did grab hold of her opponent’s togs, Maddy sawing the slick material up between Starfire’s buns en route to muscling her back into the squared circle. The Princess of the Punchline took to the apron a moment later and earned a round of raucous cheers by swinging her hips while ‘flicking’ her togs tight against her buns. “Were you saying something, Wedgiefire?” Crane snarked after taking the top rope in both hands? “No, just more whining? That’s what I thought.”
Starfire most certainly was not whining, alas she didn’t get a chance to explain her position before Maddy vaulted over the rubber-coated steel in a slick little tumble that brought her down across the brunette’s chest with an audible THWHUMP! Estrina’s legs shot up on impact so Crane hooked ‘em both and transitioned into a Back Press so her opponent couldn’t get a foot on the ropes while Castle counted the…
SLINGSHOT SPLASH:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=30t_AVCYvws
ONE…
TWO…
Starfire kicked out a whisper after ‘TWO!’ to remind everyone that she wasn’t going anywhere despite her foe’s strong start. Her resilience didn’t bother Mads in the slightest though, if anything she looked even more motivated as she got to her feet. “C’mon sweaty, fix that wedgie and let’s fight! You don’t have to roll out to the floor again, do ya? Huh, do ya?”
“Hrrrhhhh… ggrrrhhh… oh you bytch.” Starfire fumed as she clambered from her belly to all fours. “Knocking you out is too easy, I’m gonna make you beg for mercOOFFFHHMMRRRGGGHHH!”
Starfire reached her feet and Crane hit her at once, the Sultana of Slapstick taking her back to the deck with a Clothesline hooked directly across her clavicle! But this was only the beginning of Estrina’s trouble because Mads clasped her hands on impact and yoked up as hard as she could to seal Starfire’s mouth and nose against her right armpit!
“How do you like it, Estrina? You like it? You like that grinding on your face?” Crane shouted at the flailing Lightweight as she punished Starfire with her own take on the former champ’s weapon of choice! With her own right arm pinned beneath the redhead’s lower back, Estrina could only wriggle from side to side and reach across with her left hand to slap and claw at her attacker’s svelte biceps. Maddy shrugged the efforts off, though she made sure to draw her head back whenever the Celestial Stunner reached for her face or hair. “I think I could get used to this!” she taunted. “But something tells me it’s even better when I’ve built up a sweat!”
She might’ve gone on if the ref hadn’t swooped down beside the action. “What do you say, Estrina? Need to give it up? Just say the word and I’ll call for the bell!”
Estrina thumped her feet on the ground and waggled her finger 'no', much to Maddy's disappointment. The Princess of the Punchline SQUEEZED even harder, causing Starfire to flail violently. "I must say it's getting pretty ho..oah!" Maddy was caught by surprise when Estrina managed to slip herself out of her grasp with obvious effort, Starfire’s shoulders heaving as she rolled to all fours.
"You..ngghh!" Estrina mewled as Maddy quickly yanked her up by her hair, not giving Starfire a chance to recover. Upon warning from the ref, Maddy quickly switched her grasp to Estrina's wrist and whipped her into the corner!
"Not so talkative now huh?" Maddy chided as Estrina smacked back-first into the corner, holding onto the top ropes for support. Maddy charged toward Starfire with a stretched arm but the nimble brunette rolled under the Clothesline and delivered a Dropkick to the small of Maddy's back! "Urghhh" Maddy groaned as her chest smashed against the top turnbuckle and Estrina quickly rolled her up and placed her feet on the near ropes for leverage!
ONE!
TWO!
“HEY! FEET OFF THE ROPES!”
The ref caught Estrina cheating before what would be a three count, annoying The Flawless Immortal. "Oh screw you Castle!" Starfire spat before releasing the roll-up. Estrina got back to her feet before Maddy could and gave her a few good stomps to her back to keep her on the ground as she fixed her wedgie from earlier.
"You are gonna pay for that, sweat rag! We’re just getting started!" Estrina growled as she pulled Maddy back to her feet and softened Crane up with a few knees to the midsection!
"You may be the Princess of the Punchline, but there's another princess here! The Princess of Perspiration!" Estrina cupped her hand under Maddy's chin and gave a stinging slap across the redhead’s cheek, staggering her. Crane spun a full three-sixty and tried to retake control of the match with a powerful Clothesline! Estrina narrowly avoided the offense and countered with a quick Backdrop Suplex!
BACKDROP SUPLEX
youtu.be/Yiu503rV-zc
Estrina tiptoed and stacked Maddy's shoulders with a bridge for the...
ONE!
TWO!
NOOOO!!!
The Princess of the Punchline buckled out of the cover with a second to spare, flopping onto her belly only for Estrina to yank her back up by a double handful of hair and roll her onto a seat. Starfire pushed Maddy's head to one side to expose her neck and repeatedly slammed it with the bony dagger of her elbow!
"NGNN! NGGGNN! NGGNNN!!" Maddy winced with each blow, only granted relief when Estrina back away from her. As Crane tried to massage the kinks off her neck, Estrina raced into the ropes and returned with a stiff elbow to that precise spot that sent the Sultana of Slapstick tumbling to the canvas! Starfire rolled her opponent over and hooked the legs for the...
ONE!
TWO!
THRENOOOO!!!
Maddy kicked out of the cover with half a second to spare, her hand intuitively clutched her neck to prevent further exploitations. Estrina's red togs turned dark as it began to soak up her heavy perspiration and her skin began to glow. The Celestial Stunner smiled as she swiped underneath her left armpit and pie-faced Maddy on the ground. "You like that? Huh bytch! You like that?"
Estrina stood her opponent back up and bullied her into the nearest corner. Keeping her head in place with a hand cupped behind Maddy's head, Estrina repeatedly smashed her chest with forearms before shoving Crane’s head into her sweaty underarm! "Bet you regretting this rematch now bytch! Hah!"
The Celestial Stunner proudly strutted her way to the opposite corner under a chorus of boos and measured Maddy up before charging full speed ahead. Sensing trouble around the corner, Crane rushed out and met Estrina at the center, launching her into the air!
"SHI--" Estrina exclaimed mid-air as Maddy dropped onto her back and connected a knee into Estrina's face!
Pop-up Single Knee Facebuster
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7CLHUQbtWo&ab_channel=ThunderFilez
Starfire flopped onto her back, spreading out like a starfish as Maddy covered for the...
ONE!
TWO!
THRNOOOO!!!
Starfire survived the near fall much to the disappointment of the crowd. Maddy tried to hold on to her opponent but Estrina slipped her grasp and crawled out of the ring for refuge!
Crane pounded a fist against the mat in frustration, but she elected to remain in the squared with one hand massaging the nape of her aching neck. Out on the floor, Estrina took several deep breaths before she got to feet and spread her arms wide. “What’s wrong, loser? Neck starting to hurt? Come on out here, I’ll give you a massage.”
Mads stood up and stepped forward, only to shake her head ‘no’ before returning to the center of the ring. “Ya know, I think I could use a massage, but first I’m going to need a hot towel treatment.”
Estrina frowned, then scowled as the redhead strolled over to a corner on the far side of the squared circle and grabbed Starfire’s towel. “Hey, that’s not yours!” the Celestial Stunner barked. “Put it down! Castle, make her hand it over.”
Nick arched an eyebrow and replied, “I’ve got a better idea. Get in here and take it from her.”
“What? How dare you! That’s my--” The Senior Official raised a hand and started to count, much to Starfire’s disgust. As for Maddy, she made a show of wiping down her forearms, tummy and brow before raising it to one armpit. That got Estrina on the apron in a single bound, the former Lightweight Champion pointing a threatening finger at her opponent. “Don’t you dare!” she warned. “Hand it over right--”
A thunderous roar from the FAWNatics when the Queen of the Facebusters scrubbed one pit and then the other.
Incensed by the blatant disrespect, Estrina snatched hold of the top rope in both hands, sprang onto it and then launched herself into the void with a picture perfect Springboard Crossbo--CRAAAAAACK!
Maddy transformed the towel from shapeless bundle to slender whip with a few deft twirls of her wrist, then flicked it up and out to catch Starfire a half inch above her navel! The classic locker room tactic transformed Estrina into a dropped rock that thumped against the mat only a few feet from the smirking New Yorker. “All right Mads, that’s enough towel snapping.” Castle noted. “Hand it over, ok?”
Mads gave it another twirl as she asked, “You sure you want it? This thing’s kinda gro--”
“BYTCH!” Starfire shrieked in the midst of scrambling to her feet. “I’ll make you pay for OOFFHH!” Crane feigned tossing the towel at Starfire’s face and when the Celestial Stunner went to catch it, Maddy pivoted on one heel and pumped a nasty Back Kick into the red welt left by the towel. The Princess of the Punchline finally dropped the towel, or rather, she tossed it onto the mat between herself and the doubled over Starfire. Filling both hands with Estrina’s hair immediately thereafter, Crane yanked the other wrestler’s head from side to side, then leapt up and came down on her butt to THWUNK Starfire’s mug onto the towel via a Sit-Out Facebuster!
SIT-OUT FACEBUSTER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFg-8prxW4o
Estrina groaned and would’ve rolled onto her back if Maddy hadn’t pressed her flattened features to the towel so she could scrub it back and forth! While not exactly the most fearsome of foreign objects, Nick Castle still considered towel-augmented offense an illegal tactic so he stepped in and began to count, “ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!”
Mads let loose and raised both hands over her head, which allowed the gaping Estrina to flop onto her back. “Yuuuuuhhh…. you nasty bytch.” Starfire moaned. “I’ll knock you out for GUUUUHHH!”
The Glad Bomber threw herself across the brunette’s midsection in a miniature Splash and hooked the far lag to keep Estrina glued in place for the…
ONE…
TWO…
Starfire kicked out with a full second to spare but this earned her no reprieve because Crane shoveled her onto her stomach. Catching hold of Estrina’s left foot in the next instant, Maddy slipped her right leg around the former Lightweight Champ’s lower leg to trap it in a painful Scissors while simultaneously knotted her fists beneath Starfire’s jaw in a white-knuckle Chinlock.
STF:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=powqlLIWUIo
STF, Maddy Crane to Estrina Starfire.
“How’s your neck feeling, sweaty?” the Sultana of Slapstick asked her trapped rival. “Sounds like it hurts!”
“F*CK YOU!” Estrina wailed. “A LOSER LIKE YOU COULD NEVER HURT EEERRRGGGGHH!”
Maddy craaaaaaaaaaaanked back on the hold far enough to peel Estrina’s chest off the mat, which in turn caused the crowd to chant, ‘TAP! TAP! TAP!’
Estrina gritted her teeth as she dug her elbow into the canvas, dragging the combined weight of Maddy and herself toward the ropes, leaving a sweat trail along the way. Starfire reached out and managed to grab the bottom rope, "BREAK IT OFF YOU BYTCH!" she snapped.
"Come on! Maddy! Let go! ONE… TWO… THREE" Castle counted to hasten Starfire’s release.
"Alright! Alright! You think I wanna keep my hands on this sweaty twerp?" The Princess of the Punchline snarled as she let go of her opponent while Estrina hauled herself to the edge of the ring for refuge.
"Where do you think you are going?" Maddy leaned out over the ropes and pulled The Flawless One to a stance on the apron.
As Estrina stood on her feet, she cupped her hands behind Maddy's head and dropped onto the ringside, crushing Crane’s trachea on the rubber-coated steel! Maddy staggered back to the center of the ring, gagging and coughing while Estrina bid her time to catch her breath.
Just as Maddy began to recover, The Celestial Stunner hopped onto the apron and from there the top rope, springboarding herself into to air before crashing down on Crane with a Springboard Crossbody!
SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0wDun4kq7U&ab_channel=WrestlingNRG
Instead of covering, Estrina pulled Maddy's head off the canvas and struck repeatedly with a closed fist, forcing Castle to threaten her with a DQ by the count of...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
Estrina made full use of the five seconds she had before popping back up to her feet, strutting around the ring proudly with her arms wide as the crowd rained a chorus of boos on the former favorite.
"Still wanna steal my towel?" Estrina swiped her underarm and flicked them on the face of her opponent, causing Maddy to wince in disgust.
"Now get up, f*ckface!" Estrina snarled as she yanked Maddy onto her feet and clubbed her back a few times for good measure. Estrina tucked Maddy's head under an arm and cradled one of her legs before hauling her overhead with a flawless Fisherman Suplex! Estrina held the bridge and tipped her toes for the...
BRIDGING FISHERMAN SUPLEX
youtu.be/r4z_Y6r-Htk
ONE!
TWO!
THRENOO!!!
Maddy buckled out of the fall with half a second to spare, causing Starfire to pound the mat in frustration. Starfire looked to the corner and stomped to her destination, looking over her shoulders to confirm Maddy was still down before ascending to the top. As Estrina reached the top, Maddy popped back onto her feet and charged toward The Celestial Stunner and swiped hard across her face!
Dazed by the stinging slap, Starfire dropped to a seat on the turnbuckle while Maddy climbed to the second rope and tucked Estrina's head under an arm, hauling Starfire up until her feet were on the top rope. Realizing the predicament she was in, Estrina fought back hard, laying blows to Maddy's midsection. Crane regained control when she struck Estrina hard, before putting herself on the top ropes as well.
The crowd looked on anxiously as the ropes began to shake violently. At the last moment, Estrina managed to slip out of the headlock and knock Maddy off balance!
"EURGHH!" Maddy grunt as she dropped crotch first onto the turnbuckle!
Estrina capitalized on the situation and trapped Maddy in a Tree of Woe!
"Wait! Get me out! GU-URGHH!!!"
DOUBLE KNEE DROP
youtu.be/avZidlwTBaI
Maddy dropped onto the canvas with a THUD and Estrina folded The Princess of Punchline up for the...
ONE!
TWO!
THRENOOOO!!!!
Maddy kicked out of the cover at 2.9, leaving Starfire dumbfounded! Estrina argued that it was a three count but Castle insisted it was a 'TWO'!
As Maddy struggled to free herself, Estrina springboarded onto the middle rope and dropped a double knee on top of Maddy's chest! Incensed by the kick-out, Starfire dragged Maddy to the center of the ring and lifted her up into a seat.
Keeping Maddy propped up by a knee, Estrina raised her right arm and ran her fingers down her armpit. "Look how sweaty I have become." Estrina taunted and stuck her sweat-laced fingers into Maddy's mouth.
"ARHHHHHH!!!! F*CK!!!!!" Starfire screamed in pain as Maddy chomped on her fingers!
The crowd cheered though Crane did not, in fact she looked like a sulky kid working her way through a whole platter of Brussels Sprouts as she made Starfire suffer for her underhanded or rather, underarmed, tactic.
“BITING!” Estrina shouted to Castle as she stamped her feet against the mat. “Disqualify her, she’s biting me!”
“Well don’t stick your fingers in her damned mouth!” the Senior Official countered before he shifted focus to Mads and said, “Enough of that now, Maddy. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!”
Crane ejected Estrina’s fingers with a grimace, then used her Wristlock to jerk the former Lightweight Champion into a heavy shoulder on tummy collision. Another thrusting impact ensured Starfire was properly short of breath when the scowling redhead pivoted on the spot so she could muscle Estrina over her shoulders before she clambered to boot-leather. Controlling the Celestial Stunner with one arm over the nape of her neck and the other hooked over the pits of her knees, Mads shifted that hand to the brunette’s thighs before pushing Starfire off and out, her sleek frame stretched out full length for the instant it took Crane to snatch hold of her hair and drop to a seat to THWUMP Estrina’s mug against the mat courtesy a Fireman’s Carry Facebuster!
FIREMAN'S CARRY FACEBUSTER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WcfIXQQnnA
Starfire bounced up, planted on one knee and managed to struggle to verticality in spite of the fact that her legs looked like they’d give out in a stiff breeze. But in the end it wasn’t a breeze that did her in, it was a Toe Kick from the Sultana of Slapstick, who’d scrambled back to her feet when she saw Starfire soak up the first Facebuster. The strike proved much less digestible as it doubled Estrina over and allowed Crane to snatch a double handful of hair. Just like that she sprang up and sat out again, the redhead landing on her tush with a soft thud that was utterly overwhelmed by the THWUNK of Starfire’s skull colliding with the canvas-sheathed plywood!
SIT-OUT FACEBUSTER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ipu3nwhbpo
No immediate recovery that time, indeed the Asian Sensation would’ve remained facedown on the mat if Mads hadn’t shot a Half Nelson and rolled her onto her back. Slipping an arm around both legs en route to pointing Estrina’s rump to the rafters with a Back Press, Crane nodded along with the count of…
ONE…
TWO…
THRNOOOO!
Estrina jabbed a fist into the air to stop Castle’s progress with a half second to spare. As for Maddy, she made no effort to double check the count. Instead she pursed her lips and spat into the palm of her left hand. Smiling for the first time in what seemed like forever, she grabbed hold of Starfire’s hair with her free hand and lifted the brunette’s head off the deck.
“I believe this is yours, beeyotch.”
“Guuuhhhh… get your hands off of--”
CRAAAAAACK! Maddy reared back and put Estrina’s head on a swivel courtesy of an unpleasantly moist Bytch Slap!
Knocked flat by the spiteful blow, Starfire raised a hand to her stinging cheek and huffed, “Yuuuuhhh… you’re disgusting! You don’t deserve to be in the same ring as NNNGGGHHH!”
Back on her feet by the time Estrina voiced her complaint, Maddy hopped in place and STAMPED her foot down on the far side of her foe’s noggin just to scuff the sole of her boot across the brunette’s face in a dismissive little swipe! “Hunny, you don’t get to talk to me about disgusting, not after you stuck your fat little fingers in my mouth. But as nasty as you are… you’re gonna find out I’m a whole lot nastier.”
Understandably preoccupied with wiping the spit from her face, Estrina didn’t realize Maddy had moved around to her feet until the redhead snatched one in each hand. “LET GO!” Starfire thrashed in place and kicked both legs, but couldn’t prevent Crane from stuffing her right shin into the pit of her left knee. Careful to tuck the brunette’s left leg beneath her right arm, Maddy settled into a crouch as she reached through Starfire’s stems and laced her hands tight over the Celestial Stunner’s left thigh.
“Let go?” Crane asked. “The ride’s just getting started!”
With that she muscled Starfire into the air and spun around once, twice, three times in a miniature Giant Swing that blossomed into something even more unpleasant once she turned Starfire onto her stomach and stepped over, the redhead sitting down DEEP to torture Estrina’s spine and legs with a Texas Cloverleaf!
TEXAS CLOVERLEAF:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF1nJukHDuQ
The slender lightweight screamed under the weight of Maddy, brought back from that dizzying spin by a backbreaking submission. Starfire clenched her fist hard and thumped it into the mat, shaking her head 'no' when Castle asked her if she would submit.
"Come on sweaty! Make it easy for the both of us and just tap!" Maddy taunted as she put more pressure on Estrina's spine and legs, to which Starfire responded with a few back elbows to her hips. Maddy shook off the blow and continued to maintain control.
Starfire pushed up and fought through the pain, dragging herself sluggishly toward the bottom ropes. After a good minute, Maddy finally accepted that submitting Starfire wasn’t going to happen just yet so she released the hold and yanked the Singaporean grappler up by her head, with Estrina still clutching the small of her back as she did so.
Mads pointed Starfire at the far corner and whipped her toward it, Starfire groaning loudly as her back slammed against the buckles. Maddy measured the lightweight and charged, but Estrina skillfully rolled out of the corner and Dropkicked Maddy into the corner as she spun around, effectively switching places with Crane! The Flawless One popped back to her feet and threw herself at Maddy and pressed her entire body weight onto her, keeping Maddy in the corner as she tried to catch her breath.
Estrina peeled herself off Maddy and smacked a few forearms into her chest, "How's this bytch?" Estrina snarled and cracked a slap across the face of Maddy! Estrina swiped her underarm and attempted another slap across the cheeks but Maddy blocked it with a raised arm before sending Estrina spinning out of the corner with a slap of her own!
"URGHH!!!" Estrina staggered out of the corner and shot a hand under her arm. Realizing that Estrina was about to flick sweat into her eyes like last time, Maddy kept her distance and launched a Super Kick right to Starfire's chin!
SUPER KICK
youtu.be/1utE9vJNYis
Estrina splattered to the canvas right after taking one to the chin! Maddy scurried over and hooked her legs for the....
ONE!
TWO!
THRENO!!!!
Starfire relied on instinct and narrowly buckled out of the cover. Her gaze still blank after the super kick as she struggled to her feet. Maddy proceeded to 'help' Estrina up when Estrina suddenly slapped Maddy's arm away and doubled her over with a Toe Kick! The Celestial Stunner wrapped her arms around Maddy's head and drove it into the ground with a DDT!
DDT
youtu.be/LiFwS6LtegI
Maddy flopped onto her back as her head ricochet off the canvas and Estrina threaded her legs around Crane’s far leg and hooked the other for...
ONE!
TWO!
THRENOOOOOOOO!!!
Maddy narrowly kicked out, causing Estrina to slap the mat in frustration! Starfire rose to her feet and clutched both of Crane's wrists from behind, pulling her into a kneeling position as she set her up for the Event Horizon but...NO! Maddy narrowly dodged the knee and threw Starfire forward! Maddy quickly broke free of the wrist clutch and pushed Estrina onto a seat. Starfire tried to recover from the failed finishing attempt but Maddy snuck behind and sank her talons into her armpits!
"AAHHHHHHHH!!!!" Estrina yelled and flailed as Maddy manipulated her to her feet. Powerless to do anything, Estrina got lifted into the air by the double armpit claw before dropping flat on her face!
Nodding along with the FAWNatics as they ‘ooooohhed!’ over the heavy impact, Crane made a show of wiping her hands free on the seat of Estrina’s one-piece before paddling the Asian superstar’s glutes in a sassy little bongo riff! “Hey, you want some more of this, cutie?” Mads huffed after she’d shifted to one knee and buried both hands in Starfire’s battle-damp hair. “Yeah, I think you do!”
Estrina groaned and shook her head ‘no’ even as Crane hauled her to verticality. “Guuuhhhh… get off me!” she demanded. “I’m sick of your trying to ruin my flawlessneNRRGHGGHH NOOO!”
Unconcerned by her opponent’s demands, Maddy wrenched Estrina’s arms behind her back in a Double Chickenwing, then locked her hands and dipped her knees to yank the Celestial Stunner high into the air! “Show off!” Crane taunted her opponent as she turned in a circle, all the better to display the arrogant former champion to all sides of the arena. “Pose for your fans, you nasty little brat! Oh wait, you don’t have any fans these days, do you?”
“F*CK YOU!” Starfire wailed as her shoulders threatened to pop out of their sockets. “I’M BETTER THAN YOU AND ALWAYS WILL BEEOOOOOOOOWWW!”
Mads took a big step forward and went down on one knee to THWUMP Estrina’s tailbone atop the posted joint in a clever twist on the Atomic Drop! Of course she still had hold of Starfire’s arms and rather than simply let go she dipped her knees and popped her hips to take the brunette up, over and down, Starfire landing hard on the back of her head and shoulders.
The Tiger Suplex left Estrina’s rump pointed toward the rafters for a perfect pin, but Castle couldn’t make it into position for a count before Crane somersaulted over her prone adversary to haul the both of ‘em upright. With Starfire wobblier than ever, Maddy halved the Chickenwing so she could spin the brunette around and give her a taste of her own brutal medicine courtesy leaping Kneelift delivered directly to the other woman’s chin! Estrina’s head snapped back and her knees went watery but she didn’t go down because Crane reeled her into a Front Facelock and slung the near arm across her shoulders. Snatching a handful of waistband immediately thereafter, the Sultana of Slapstick muscled Starfire up like she was going for a Vertical Suplex only to twist through a tight corkscrew and lay out flat on her belly, an adjustment that THWHAMMED Estrina’s face and chest into the mat with sickening force!
INSULT 2 INJURY @ 3:36
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GACMr6cCoM8&list=PLsXE_qtFre4W_eEATJAUV8lt32bZHZRHr
Securing a Half Nelson to turn Starfire onto her back in the aftermath of Insult 2 Injury, Crane slid forward and treated herself to a brazen Reverse Face Sit, the redheaded New Yorker just burying Estrina’s nose between her cheeks even as she hooked her legs around the brunette’s thighs and bundled ‘em under her arms for a Reverse Matchbook. Bouncing in place even before Castle swooped in to count, Mads flattened her hands into paddles and treated her rival to a humiliating spanking that lasted throughout the count of…
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!
Delighted by the authoritative CLANG of the bell, the Princess of the Punchline tossed Estrina’s legs aside and got to her feet so Castle could raise her hand when the Announcer called, “Ladies and gentlemen, your winner via pin-fall… MADDY CRANE!”
“Man, winning sure is exhausting work isn’t it?” Crane asked the crowd after the first wave of applause died down. “I sure could use a--hey, that’s right! Where’s that towel? I know there was a towel here earlier!”
“What’ve you got in mind, Mads?” Nick sounded wary even as one of the FAWN techs produced Estrina’s towel and held it through the ropes for the winner.
“Nothing she hasn’t got coming, bud.” the redhead replied. Showing off Starfire’s signature accessory to the appreciative throng, Crane abruptly balled it up and made a show of wiping down her arms, tummy, shoulders and of course, her armpits. Thusly satisfied, she strode over to Estrina bent down and-- Mads straightened up, raised an index finger. “Almost forgot.” Roars from the FAWNatics as she finished her rubdown with several seconds of energetic butt-scrubbing!
Once done she tossed the towel aside, which was to say she dropped it on Estrina’s face in an untidy heap. “That’s what you get, ya drippy little cheater.” Maddy told the insensate battler. “And if you keep running your mouth in my direction I’ll happily give you some more.”
MADDY CRANE:
The speakers at the top of the stage grumbled into life to fill the arena with the sound of Shinedown’s ‘Cut the Cord’ as well as the excited applause from all fans of gravity-assisted rhinoplasty when Maddy Crane strode into view at the tail end of her introduction. Flinging her arms wide to better welcome the FAWNatics to her latest bit of physical improv, Mads offered her audience a stately little bow before she snatched the bottom edge of her faded Jeanette Lansdale tank-top and peeled it over her head. One it was discarded she treated the fans to a grin and a double bicep flex before starting down the ramp to the squared circle. For her second go-round with the Celestial Stunner Mads sported a fire engine red sports bra top and matching bikini bottoms crisscrossed with thin white belts worn bandolier style while her boots and pads were done in a matching matte black. And as per tradition, the seat of her trunks featured an important question with regards to this evening’s opponent:
WHY ARE YOU SO DAMP?
It got a laugh from those assembled but no answer immediately presented itself, so Mads treated her tush to a single swat as she headed down the ramp. Eager though she was to avenge the loss from CNP, Crane still took the time to move back and forth across the aisle slapping hands with everyone who reached in her direction. Her speed increased as the ring drew closer, the lithesome redhead ultimately breaking into a sprint that sent her shooting under the bottom rope and into the center of the squared circle. On her feet in a heartbeat, Maddy jogged to the far corner and hopped up on the middle turnbuckle to salute the capacity crowd once more. Hopping down only when her music began to fade, she offered her pads and boots to Nick Castle for inspection and was kind enough to feign a Crane Kick only once.
Maddy settled in her corner while her entrance music slowly faded out. After a slight pause, Estrina's music began to blast over the speakers, drowning out the jeers from the crowd.
TEACH ME TO FIGHT:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOeCrQpqeOw
"And introducing her opponent, from Singapore, she stands at five feet four inches tall and weighs in tonight at one-hundred and twenty-two pounds! She is… ESTRINA STARFIRE!"
ESTRINA STARFIRE
The Flawless One stepped out from the curtains and basked in the boos that the crowd had for her. Unlike her previous matches, her outfit was visible from the get-go as a gym towel replaced the cape she used to wear. For the night, she wore a black one-piece with a V-neck plunging down across her navel, complete with red pads and white boots. Her hands grabbed two ends of the towel hanging over her neck as she confidently strutted down the ramp, ignoring the boos and the occasional outstretched hands altogether. The former fan favorite took the steps and wiped the sole of her boots on the apron before stepping through the middle rope, gesturing for the ref to move out of the way as she took center ring.
She raised her left arm and gently ran her fingertips across her underarm before 'flicking' them toward one side. "Oh jeer all you want! You know you all crave it!"
Starfire returned to her corner and passed the towel over to the official, resting with her arms on the top ropes as she waited for the match to start.
The bell sounded and Maddy was out of her corner like a shot, the redhead sprinting across the squared circle to get her hands (or more likely her knees) on the brat who’d flicked sweat in her eyes during their first-- Estrina dove over the ropes to the apron and dropped to the floor, the former fan favorite pointing an accusatory finger at Crane the instant she hit the floor. “Keep back, loser!” Starfire shouted as Mads stormed into the space she’d so recently occupied. “Back your ass up so we can start this proper--hey! What are you doing? Get the hell down from--”
Maddy, who’d already made it to the top turnbuckle, stood up straight and knotted her hands into a single fist raised overhead. The threat of a Double Axehandle delivered from such a height prompted Estrina to clear off fast, with the black-clad brunette circling around the far corner as fast as she could.
“Would you talk some sense into her!?” Starfire barked at Nick Castle. “Who does she think she is, trying to jump me at the sound of the WHOAH!”
Crane dropped from the ring-post to the apron and took off down the narrow ledge in pursuit of her evasive adversary! Not about to simply let the New Yorker run her down, Starfire took to her heels and set off at top speed with Maddy still following from the higher ground. A single leap placed the redhead only a few steps behind the Celestial Stunner, which in turn forced Starfire to put on that much more speed to provide even a little bit of breathing room when she turned sharply and dove under the bottom rope to return to the ring.
Rather than follow an identical path, Crane hopped onto the apron and immediately paid for it when Starfire caught the kneeling battler with a Dropkick to the chest! “So, you wanna get close up with my flawlessness, huh?” Estrina sneered as Maddy dropped to the floor. “Get ready for more than you bargained for, sweat rag!”
With that she raced to the opposite side of the ring, hit the strands at full speed and returned under a head of steam that ensured maximum impact when she dipped down and dove headlong between the top and middle rop--“NNNNGGGGHH!” from Starfire was dwarfed by cheers from the FAWNatics as the Sultana of Slapstick absolutely CRACKED her foe across the face with a scintillating Uppercut Palm Strike!
“Hot DAMN, that felt good!” Mads told those assembled while she shook the tingle out of her hand and Starfire folded up around the second strand. “Know what’s going to feel even better, Estrina?” The Singaporean Sensation only groaned a curse, so Maddy helped herself to a handful of hair and tugged her into a Front Facelock. From there she draped Starfire’s near arm across her shoulders, then grabbed hold of her waistband and backed up until the Lightweight was hanging suspended by Maddy at one end and the middle rope at the other.
The crowd was already ‘oooohhhhing’ in anticipation so Crane didn’t make them wait, she simply wrenched Starfire loose and laid out on her back to THWHUMP her burden to the barely-padded floor with a big Vertical Suplex! Estrina jolted violently when she hit the floor, unfortunately it didn’t free her from the redhead’s clutches. Still hooked on tight, Mads twisted her hips and rolled onto her stomach which forced Starfire to do the same. Once they were both on her feet, the Queen of the Facebusters muscled Estrina directly overhead before slinging her forward and down while simultaneously dropping to a seat to THWHUMP the brunette flat on her face, chest and tummy via a Sit-Out Gourdbuster!
SIT-OUT GOURDBUSTER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrHmE2ENcy4
Estrina bounced to a knee, both hands flying to her aching mug. “MY FACE!” she wailed. “Disqualify her, referee! The jealous bytch is trying to mar my flawlesSNNNGGGHH!” Crane had backed off in hopes of just such a reaction and put a gleeful stop to Estrina’s histrionics by charging her down and hopping onto the other woman’s posted right knee. In the next instant she THWHUNKED her own right knee between Starfire’s eyes to repay the Shining Wizard that’d spelled her doom back at Cold November Pain!
SHINING WIZARD:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS_ngCwHXUk
Estrina slopped to the deck in a woozy sprawl that would’ve been perfect for a pin if it’d been anywhere but outside the ring. Since it was (and because Castle had just passed ‘TEN!’ on his count) Crane helped herself to a double handful of hair and hauled the black-clad battler to her feet. Halving the hair-hold so she could control Starfire at trunks and tresses, the Red Hook native spun ‘round in a full circle and threw her opponent gut-first into the apron!
“Damn, you say you’re a Lightweight? What’ve you been eating?” Mads exclaimed as she sidled in on Estrina’s left hip and snaked an arm across her lower back. She then made as if to boost the other wrestler up under the bottom rope only to flatten her free hand into a paddle to
“Bytch!” Estrina cried out over the crisp collision of palm on cheek. “I’m gonna beat your ass for OOOOOWWWWW!”
Now Crane did grab hold of her opponent’s togs, Maddy sawing the slick material up between Starfire’s buns en route to muscling her back into the squared circle. The Princess of the Punchline took to the apron a moment later and earned a round of raucous cheers by swinging her hips while ‘flicking’ her togs tight against her buns. “Were you saying something, Wedgiefire?” Crane snarked after taking the top rope in both hands? “No, just more whining? That’s what I thought.”
Starfire most certainly was not whining, alas she didn’t get a chance to explain her position before Maddy vaulted over the rubber-coated steel in a slick little tumble that brought her down across the brunette’s chest with an audible THWHUMP! Estrina’s legs shot up on impact so Crane hooked ‘em both and transitioned into a Back Press so her opponent couldn’t get a foot on the ropes while Castle counted the…
SLINGSHOT SPLASH:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=30t_AVCYvws
ONE…
TWO…
Starfire kicked out a whisper after ‘TWO!’ to remind everyone that she wasn’t going anywhere despite her foe’s strong start. Her resilience didn’t bother Mads in the slightest though, if anything she looked even more motivated as she got to her feet. “C’mon sweaty, fix that wedgie and let’s fight! You don’t have to roll out to the floor again, do ya? Huh, do ya?”
“Hrrrhhhh… ggrrrhhh… oh you bytch.” Starfire fumed as she clambered from her belly to all fours. “Knocking you out is too easy, I’m gonna make you beg for mercOOFFFHHMMRRRGGGHHH!”
Starfire reached her feet and Crane hit her at once, the Sultana of Slapstick taking her back to the deck with a Clothesline hooked directly across her clavicle! But this was only the beginning of Estrina’s trouble because Mads clasped her hands on impact and yoked up as hard as she could to seal Starfire’s mouth and nose against her right armpit!
“How do you like it, Estrina? You like it? You like that grinding on your face?” Crane shouted at the flailing Lightweight as she punished Starfire with her own take on the former champ’s weapon of choice! With her own right arm pinned beneath the redhead’s lower back, Estrina could only wriggle from side to side and reach across with her left hand to slap and claw at her attacker’s svelte biceps. Maddy shrugged the efforts off, though she made sure to draw her head back whenever the Celestial Stunner reached for her face or hair. “I think I could get used to this!” she taunted. “But something tells me it’s even better when I’ve built up a sweat!”
She might’ve gone on if the ref hadn’t swooped down beside the action. “What do you say, Estrina? Need to give it up? Just say the word and I’ll call for the bell!”
Estrina thumped her feet on the ground and waggled her finger 'no', much to Maddy's disappointment. The Princess of the Punchline SQUEEZED even harder, causing Starfire to flail violently. "I must say it's getting pretty ho..oah!" Maddy was caught by surprise when Estrina managed to slip herself out of her grasp with obvious effort, Starfire’s shoulders heaving as she rolled to all fours.
"You..ngghh!" Estrina mewled as Maddy quickly yanked her up by her hair, not giving Starfire a chance to recover. Upon warning from the ref, Maddy quickly switched her grasp to Estrina's wrist and whipped her into the corner!
"Not so talkative now huh?" Maddy chided as Estrina smacked back-first into the corner, holding onto the top ropes for support. Maddy charged toward Starfire with a stretched arm but the nimble brunette rolled under the Clothesline and delivered a Dropkick to the small of Maddy's back! "Urghhh" Maddy groaned as her chest smashed against the top turnbuckle and Estrina quickly rolled her up and placed her feet on the near ropes for leverage!
ONE!
TWO!
“HEY! FEET OFF THE ROPES!”
The ref caught Estrina cheating before what would be a three count, annoying The Flawless Immortal. "Oh screw you Castle!" Starfire spat before releasing the roll-up. Estrina got back to her feet before Maddy could and gave her a few good stomps to her back to keep her on the ground as she fixed her wedgie from earlier.
"You are gonna pay for that, sweat rag! We’re just getting started!" Estrina growled as she pulled Maddy back to her feet and softened Crane up with a few knees to the midsection!
"You may be the Princess of the Punchline, but there's another princess here! The Princess of Perspiration!" Estrina cupped her hand under Maddy's chin and gave a stinging slap across the redhead’s cheek, staggering her. Crane spun a full three-sixty and tried to retake control of the match with a powerful Clothesline! Estrina narrowly avoided the offense and countered with a quick Backdrop Suplex!
BACKDROP SUPLEX
youtu.be/Yiu503rV-zc
Estrina tiptoed and stacked Maddy's shoulders with a bridge for the...
ONE!
TWO!
NOOOO!!!
The Princess of the Punchline buckled out of the cover with a second to spare, flopping onto her belly only for Estrina to yank her back up by a double handful of hair and roll her onto a seat. Starfire pushed Maddy's head to one side to expose her neck and repeatedly slammed it with the bony dagger of her elbow!
"NGNN! NGGGNN! NGGNNN!!" Maddy winced with each blow, only granted relief when Estrina back away from her. As Crane tried to massage the kinks off her neck, Estrina raced into the ropes and returned with a stiff elbow to that precise spot that sent the Sultana of Slapstick tumbling to the canvas! Starfire rolled her opponent over and hooked the legs for the...
ONE!
TWO!
THRENOOOO!!!
Maddy kicked out of the cover with half a second to spare, her hand intuitively clutched her neck to prevent further exploitations. Estrina's red togs turned dark as it began to soak up her heavy perspiration and her skin began to glow. The Celestial Stunner smiled as she swiped underneath her left armpit and pie-faced Maddy on the ground. "You like that? Huh bytch! You like that?"
Estrina stood her opponent back up and bullied her into the nearest corner. Keeping her head in place with a hand cupped behind Maddy's head, Estrina repeatedly smashed her chest with forearms before shoving Crane’s head into her sweaty underarm! "Bet you regretting this rematch now bytch! Hah!"
The Celestial Stunner proudly strutted her way to the opposite corner under a chorus of boos and measured Maddy up before charging full speed ahead. Sensing trouble around the corner, Crane rushed out and met Estrina at the center, launching her into the air!
"SHI--" Estrina exclaimed mid-air as Maddy dropped onto her back and connected a knee into Estrina's face!
Pop-up Single Knee Facebuster
www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7CLHUQbtWo&ab_channel=ThunderFilez
Starfire flopped onto her back, spreading out like a starfish as Maddy covered for the...
ONE!
TWO!
THRNOOOO!!!
Starfire survived the near fall much to the disappointment of the crowd. Maddy tried to hold on to her opponent but Estrina slipped her grasp and crawled out of the ring for refuge!
Crane pounded a fist against the mat in frustration, but she elected to remain in the squared with one hand massaging the nape of her aching neck. Out on the floor, Estrina took several deep breaths before she got to feet and spread her arms wide. “What’s wrong, loser? Neck starting to hurt? Come on out here, I’ll give you a massage.”
Mads stood up and stepped forward, only to shake her head ‘no’ before returning to the center of the ring. “Ya know, I think I could use a massage, but first I’m going to need a hot towel treatment.”
Estrina frowned, then scowled as the redhead strolled over to a corner on the far side of the squared circle and grabbed Starfire’s towel. “Hey, that’s not yours!” the Celestial Stunner barked. “Put it down! Castle, make her hand it over.”
Nick arched an eyebrow and replied, “I’ve got a better idea. Get in here and take it from her.”
“What? How dare you! That’s my--” The Senior Official raised a hand and started to count, much to Starfire’s disgust. As for Maddy, she made a show of wiping down her forearms, tummy and brow before raising it to one armpit. That got Estrina on the apron in a single bound, the former Lightweight Champion pointing a threatening finger at her opponent. “Don’t you dare!” she warned. “Hand it over right--”
A thunderous roar from the FAWNatics when the Queen of the Facebusters scrubbed one pit and then the other.
Incensed by the blatant disrespect, Estrina snatched hold of the top rope in both hands, sprang onto it and then launched herself into the void with a picture perfect Springboard Crossbo--CRAAAAAACK!
Maddy transformed the towel from shapeless bundle to slender whip with a few deft twirls of her wrist, then flicked it up and out to catch Starfire a half inch above her navel! The classic locker room tactic transformed Estrina into a dropped rock that thumped against the mat only a few feet from the smirking New Yorker. “All right Mads, that’s enough towel snapping.” Castle noted. “Hand it over, ok?”
Mads gave it another twirl as she asked, “You sure you want it? This thing’s kinda gro--”
“BYTCH!” Starfire shrieked in the midst of scrambling to her feet. “I’ll make you pay for OOFFHH!” Crane feigned tossing the towel at Starfire’s face and when the Celestial Stunner went to catch it, Maddy pivoted on one heel and pumped a nasty Back Kick into the red welt left by the towel. The Princess of the Punchline finally dropped the towel, or rather, she tossed it onto the mat between herself and the doubled over Starfire. Filling both hands with Estrina’s hair immediately thereafter, Crane yanked the other wrestler’s head from side to side, then leapt up and came down on her butt to THWUNK Starfire’s mug onto the towel via a Sit-Out Facebuster!
SIT-OUT FACEBUSTER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFg-8prxW4o
Estrina groaned and would’ve rolled onto her back if Maddy hadn’t pressed her flattened features to the towel so she could scrub it back and forth! While not exactly the most fearsome of foreign objects, Nick Castle still considered towel-augmented offense an illegal tactic so he stepped in and began to count, “ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!”
Mads let loose and raised both hands over her head, which allowed the gaping Estrina to flop onto her back. “Yuuuuuhhh…. you nasty bytch.” Starfire moaned. “I’ll knock you out for GUUUUHHH!”
The Glad Bomber threw herself across the brunette’s midsection in a miniature Splash and hooked the far lag to keep Estrina glued in place for the…
ONE…
TWO…
Starfire kicked out with a full second to spare but this earned her no reprieve because Crane shoveled her onto her stomach. Catching hold of Estrina’s left foot in the next instant, Maddy slipped her right leg around the former Lightweight Champ’s lower leg to trap it in a painful Scissors while simultaneously knotted her fists beneath Starfire’s jaw in a white-knuckle Chinlock.
STF:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=powqlLIWUIo
STF, Maddy Crane to Estrina Starfire.
“How’s your neck feeling, sweaty?” the Sultana of Slapstick asked her trapped rival. “Sounds like it hurts!”
“F*CK YOU!” Estrina wailed. “A LOSER LIKE YOU COULD NEVER HURT EEERRRGGGGHH!”
Maddy craaaaaaaaaaaanked back on the hold far enough to peel Estrina’s chest off the mat, which in turn caused the crowd to chant, ‘TAP! TAP! TAP!’
Estrina gritted her teeth as she dug her elbow into the canvas, dragging the combined weight of Maddy and herself toward the ropes, leaving a sweat trail along the way. Starfire reached out and managed to grab the bottom rope, "BREAK IT OFF YOU BYTCH!" she snapped.
"Come on! Maddy! Let go! ONE… TWO… THREE" Castle counted to hasten Starfire’s release.
"Alright! Alright! You think I wanna keep my hands on this sweaty twerp?" The Princess of the Punchline snarled as she let go of her opponent while Estrina hauled herself to the edge of the ring for refuge.
"Where do you think you are going?" Maddy leaned out over the ropes and pulled The Flawless One to a stance on the apron.
As Estrina stood on her feet, she cupped her hands behind Maddy's head and dropped onto the ringside, crushing Crane’s trachea on the rubber-coated steel! Maddy staggered back to the center of the ring, gagging and coughing while Estrina bid her time to catch her breath.
Just as Maddy began to recover, The Celestial Stunner hopped onto the apron and from there the top rope, springboarding herself into to air before crashing down on Crane with a Springboard Crossbody!
SPRINGBOARD CROSSBODY
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0wDun4kq7U&ab_channel=WrestlingNRG
Instead of covering, Estrina pulled Maddy's head off the canvas and struck repeatedly with a closed fist, forcing Castle to threaten her with a DQ by the count of...
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!
Estrina made full use of the five seconds she had before popping back up to her feet, strutting around the ring proudly with her arms wide as the crowd rained a chorus of boos on the former favorite.
"Still wanna steal my towel?" Estrina swiped her underarm and flicked them on the face of her opponent, causing Maddy to wince in disgust.
"Now get up, f*ckface!" Estrina snarled as she yanked Maddy onto her feet and clubbed her back a few times for good measure. Estrina tucked Maddy's head under an arm and cradled one of her legs before hauling her overhead with a flawless Fisherman Suplex! Estrina held the bridge and tipped her toes for the...
BRIDGING FISHERMAN SUPLEX
youtu.be/r4z_Y6r-Htk
ONE!
TWO!
THRENOO!!!
Maddy buckled out of the fall with half a second to spare, causing Starfire to pound the mat in frustration. Starfire looked to the corner and stomped to her destination, looking over her shoulders to confirm Maddy was still down before ascending to the top. As Estrina reached the top, Maddy popped back onto her feet and charged toward The Celestial Stunner and swiped hard across her face!
Dazed by the stinging slap, Starfire dropped to a seat on the turnbuckle while Maddy climbed to the second rope and tucked Estrina's head under an arm, hauling Starfire up until her feet were on the top rope. Realizing the predicament she was in, Estrina fought back hard, laying blows to Maddy's midsection. Crane regained control when she struck Estrina hard, before putting herself on the top ropes as well.
The crowd looked on anxiously as the ropes began to shake violently. At the last moment, Estrina managed to slip out of the headlock and knock Maddy off balance!
"EURGHH!" Maddy grunt as she dropped crotch first onto the turnbuckle!
Estrina capitalized on the situation and trapped Maddy in a Tree of Woe!
"Wait! Get me out! GU-URGHH!!!"
DOUBLE KNEE DROP
youtu.be/avZidlwTBaI
Maddy dropped onto the canvas with a THUD and Estrina folded The Princess of Punchline up for the...
ONE!
TWO!
THRENOOOO!!!!
Maddy kicked out of the cover at 2.9, leaving Starfire dumbfounded! Estrina argued that it was a three count but Castle insisted it was a 'TWO'!
As Maddy struggled to free herself, Estrina springboarded onto the middle rope and dropped a double knee on top of Maddy's chest! Incensed by the kick-out, Starfire dragged Maddy to the center of the ring and lifted her up into a seat.
Keeping Maddy propped up by a knee, Estrina raised her right arm and ran her fingers down her armpit. "Look how sweaty I have become." Estrina taunted and stuck her sweat-laced fingers into Maddy's mouth.
"ARHHHHHH!!!! F*CK!!!!!" Starfire screamed in pain as Maddy chomped on her fingers!
The crowd cheered though Crane did not, in fact she looked like a sulky kid working her way through a whole platter of Brussels Sprouts as she made Starfire suffer for her underhanded or rather, underarmed, tactic.
“BITING!” Estrina shouted to Castle as she stamped her feet against the mat. “Disqualify her, she’s biting me!”
“Well don’t stick your fingers in her damned mouth!” the Senior Official countered before he shifted focus to Mads and said, “Enough of that now, Maddy. ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!”
Crane ejected Estrina’s fingers with a grimace, then used her Wristlock to jerk the former Lightweight Champion into a heavy shoulder on tummy collision. Another thrusting impact ensured Starfire was properly short of breath when the scowling redhead pivoted on the spot so she could muscle Estrina over her shoulders before she clambered to boot-leather. Controlling the Celestial Stunner with one arm over the nape of her neck and the other hooked over the pits of her knees, Mads shifted that hand to the brunette’s thighs before pushing Starfire off and out, her sleek frame stretched out full length for the instant it took Crane to snatch hold of her hair and drop to a seat to THWUMP Estrina’s mug against the mat courtesy a Fireman’s Carry Facebuster!
FIREMAN'S CARRY FACEBUSTER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WcfIXQQnnA
Starfire bounced up, planted on one knee and managed to struggle to verticality in spite of the fact that her legs looked like they’d give out in a stiff breeze. But in the end it wasn’t a breeze that did her in, it was a Toe Kick from the Sultana of Slapstick, who’d scrambled back to her feet when she saw Starfire soak up the first Facebuster. The strike proved much less digestible as it doubled Estrina over and allowed Crane to snatch a double handful of hair. Just like that she sprang up and sat out again, the redhead landing on her tush with a soft thud that was utterly overwhelmed by the THWUNK of Starfire’s skull colliding with the canvas-sheathed plywood!
SIT-OUT FACEBUSTER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ipu3nwhbpo
No immediate recovery that time, indeed the Asian Sensation would’ve remained facedown on the mat if Mads hadn’t shot a Half Nelson and rolled her onto her back. Slipping an arm around both legs en route to pointing Estrina’s rump to the rafters with a Back Press, Crane nodded along with the count of…
ONE…
TWO…
THRNOOOO!
Estrina jabbed a fist into the air to stop Castle’s progress with a half second to spare. As for Maddy, she made no effort to double check the count. Instead she pursed her lips and spat into the palm of her left hand. Smiling for the first time in what seemed like forever, she grabbed hold of Starfire’s hair with her free hand and lifted the brunette’s head off the deck.
“I believe this is yours, beeyotch.”
“Guuuhhhh… get your hands off of--”
CRAAAAAACK! Maddy reared back and put Estrina’s head on a swivel courtesy of an unpleasantly moist Bytch Slap!
Knocked flat by the spiteful blow, Starfire raised a hand to her stinging cheek and huffed, “Yuuuuhhh… you’re disgusting! You don’t deserve to be in the same ring as NNNGGGHHH!”
Back on her feet by the time Estrina voiced her complaint, Maddy hopped in place and STAMPED her foot down on the far side of her foe’s noggin just to scuff the sole of her boot across the brunette’s face in a dismissive little swipe! “Hunny, you don’t get to talk to me about disgusting, not after you stuck your fat little fingers in my mouth. But as nasty as you are… you’re gonna find out I’m a whole lot nastier.”
Understandably preoccupied with wiping the spit from her face, Estrina didn’t realize Maddy had moved around to her feet until the redhead snatched one in each hand. “LET GO!” Starfire thrashed in place and kicked both legs, but couldn’t prevent Crane from stuffing her right shin into the pit of her left knee. Careful to tuck the brunette’s left leg beneath her right arm, Maddy settled into a crouch as she reached through Starfire’s stems and laced her hands tight over the Celestial Stunner’s left thigh.
“Let go?” Crane asked. “The ride’s just getting started!”
With that she muscled Starfire into the air and spun around once, twice, three times in a miniature Giant Swing that blossomed into something even more unpleasant once she turned Starfire onto her stomach and stepped over, the redhead sitting down DEEP to torture Estrina’s spine and legs with a Texas Cloverleaf!
TEXAS CLOVERLEAF:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF1nJukHDuQ
The slender lightweight screamed under the weight of Maddy, brought back from that dizzying spin by a backbreaking submission. Starfire clenched her fist hard and thumped it into the mat, shaking her head 'no' when Castle asked her if she would submit.
"Come on sweaty! Make it easy for the both of us and just tap!" Maddy taunted as she put more pressure on Estrina's spine and legs, to which Starfire responded with a few back elbows to her hips. Maddy shook off the blow and continued to maintain control.
Starfire pushed up and fought through the pain, dragging herself sluggishly toward the bottom ropes. After a good minute, Maddy finally accepted that submitting Starfire wasn’t going to happen just yet so she released the hold and yanked the Singaporean grappler up by her head, with Estrina still clutching the small of her back as she did so.
Mads pointed Starfire at the far corner and whipped her toward it, Starfire groaning loudly as her back slammed against the buckles. Maddy measured the lightweight and charged, but Estrina skillfully rolled out of the corner and Dropkicked Maddy into the corner as she spun around, effectively switching places with Crane! The Flawless One popped back to her feet and threw herself at Maddy and pressed her entire body weight onto her, keeping Maddy in the corner as she tried to catch her breath.
Estrina peeled herself off Maddy and smacked a few forearms into her chest, "How's this bytch?" Estrina snarled and cracked a slap across the face of Maddy! Estrina swiped her underarm and attempted another slap across the cheeks but Maddy blocked it with a raised arm before sending Estrina spinning out of the corner with a slap of her own!
"URGHH!!!" Estrina staggered out of the corner and shot a hand under her arm. Realizing that Estrina was about to flick sweat into her eyes like last time, Maddy kept her distance and launched a Super Kick right to Starfire's chin!
SUPER KICK
youtu.be/1utE9vJNYis
Estrina splattered to the canvas right after taking one to the chin! Maddy scurried over and hooked her legs for the....
ONE!
TWO!
THRENO!!!!
Starfire relied on instinct and narrowly buckled out of the cover. Her gaze still blank after the super kick as she struggled to her feet. Maddy proceeded to 'help' Estrina up when Estrina suddenly slapped Maddy's arm away and doubled her over with a Toe Kick! The Celestial Stunner wrapped her arms around Maddy's head and drove it into the ground with a DDT!
DDT
youtu.be/LiFwS6LtegI
Maddy flopped onto her back as her head ricochet off the canvas and Estrina threaded her legs around Crane’s far leg and hooked the other for...
ONE!
TWO!
THRENOOOOOOOO!!!
Maddy narrowly kicked out, causing Estrina to slap the mat in frustration! Starfire rose to her feet and clutched both of Crane's wrists from behind, pulling her into a kneeling position as she set her up for the Event Horizon but...NO! Maddy narrowly dodged the knee and threw Starfire forward! Maddy quickly broke free of the wrist clutch and pushed Estrina onto a seat. Starfire tried to recover from the failed finishing attempt but Maddy snuck behind and sank her talons into her armpits!
"AAHHHHHHHH!!!!" Estrina yelled and flailed as Maddy manipulated her to her feet. Powerless to do anything, Estrina got lifted into the air by the double armpit claw before dropping flat on her face!
Nodding along with the FAWNatics as they ‘ooooohhed!’ over the heavy impact, Crane made a show of wiping her hands free on the seat of Estrina’s one-piece before paddling the Asian superstar’s glutes in a sassy little bongo riff! “Hey, you want some more of this, cutie?” Mads huffed after she’d shifted to one knee and buried both hands in Starfire’s battle-damp hair. “Yeah, I think you do!”
Estrina groaned and shook her head ‘no’ even as Crane hauled her to verticality. “Guuuhhhh… get off me!” she demanded. “I’m sick of your trying to ruin my flawlessneNRRGHGGHH NOOO!”
Unconcerned by her opponent’s demands, Maddy wrenched Estrina’s arms behind her back in a Double Chickenwing, then locked her hands and dipped her knees to yank the Celestial Stunner high into the air! “Show off!” Crane taunted her opponent as she turned in a circle, all the better to display the arrogant former champion to all sides of the arena. “Pose for your fans, you nasty little brat! Oh wait, you don’t have any fans these days, do you?”
“F*CK YOU!” Starfire wailed as her shoulders threatened to pop out of their sockets. “I’M BETTER THAN YOU AND ALWAYS WILL BEEOOOOOOOOWWW!”
Mads took a big step forward and went down on one knee to THWUMP Estrina’s tailbone atop the posted joint in a clever twist on the Atomic Drop! Of course she still had hold of Starfire’s arms and rather than simply let go she dipped her knees and popped her hips to take the brunette up, over and down, Starfire landing hard on the back of her head and shoulders.
The Tiger Suplex left Estrina’s rump pointed toward the rafters for a perfect pin, but Castle couldn’t make it into position for a count before Crane somersaulted over her prone adversary to haul the both of ‘em upright. With Starfire wobblier than ever, Maddy halved the Chickenwing so she could spin the brunette around and give her a taste of her own brutal medicine courtesy leaping Kneelift delivered directly to the other woman’s chin! Estrina’s head snapped back and her knees went watery but she didn’t go down because Crane reeled her into a Front Facelock and slung the near arm across her shoulders. Snatching a handful of waistband immediately thereafter, the Sultana of Slapstick muscled Starfire up like she was going for a Vertical Suplex only to twist through a tight corkscrew and lay out flat on her belly, an adjustment that THWHAMMED Estrina’s face and chest into the mat with sickening force!
INSULT 2 INJURY @ 3:36
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GACMr6cCoM8&list=PLsXE_qtFre4W_eEATJAUV8lt32bZHZRHr
Securing a Half Nelson to turn Starfire onto her back in the aftermath of Insult 2 Injury, Crane slid forward and treated herself to a brazen Reverse Face Sit, the redheaded New Yorker just burying Estrina’s nose between her cheeks even as she hooked her legs around the brunette’s thighs and bundled ‘em under her arms for a Reverse Matchbook. Bouncing in place even before Castle swooped in to count, Mads flattened her hands into paddles and treated her rival to a humiliating spanking that lasted throughout the count of…
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!
Delighted by the authoritative CLANG of the bell, the Princess of the Punchline tossed Estrina’s legs aside and got to her feet so Castle could raise her hand when the Announcer called, “Ladies and gentlemen, your winner via pin-fall… MADDY CRANE!”
“Man, winning sure is exhausting work isn’t it?” Crane asked the crowd after the first wave of applause died down. “I sure could use a--hey, that’s right! Where’s that towel? I know there was a towel here earlier!”
“What’ve you got in mind, Mads?” Nick sounded wary even as one of the FAWN techs produced Estrina’s towel and held it through the ropes for the winner.
“Nothing she hasn’t got coming, bud.” the redhead replied. Showing off Starfire’s signature accessory to the appreciative throng, Crane abruptly balled it up and made a show of wiping down her arms, tummy, shoulders and of course, her armpits. Thusly satisfied, she strode over to Estrina bent down and-- Mads straightened up, raised an index finger. “Almost forgot.” Roars from the FAWNatics as she finished her rubdown with several seconds of energetic butt-scrubbing!
Once done she tossed the towel aside, which was to say she dropped it on Estrina’s face in an untidy heap. “That’s what you get, ya drippy little cheater.” Maddy told the insensate battler. “And if you keep running your mouth in my direction I’ll happily give you some more.”