Post by hawkeye on Dec 8, 2021 1:33:16 GMT
The crowd was contemplating the action thus far while waiting for the resumption thereof when suddenly...
TEACH ME TO FIGHT:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOeCrQpqeOw
A new song blasted over the speakers, the surprise of it calling the FAWNatics to their feet to better catch their first glimpse of the new arrival. Their anticipation quickly turned into a chorus of boos once Estrina Starfire strode into view, the former Lightweight Champion apparently having acquired a new anthem to go along with her brand new attitude.
Though Starfire wasn’t scheduled for a match tonight she was certainly dressed the part in a black fightin’ one-piece with a plunging V-neck that extended all the way to her navel, matching knee and elbow pads and sparkly purple boots One thing that hadn’t changed was the small towel draped over the back of her neck.
ESTRINA STARFIRE
Frowning slightly, Estrina tapped one ear to let the haters know they should get louder before she grabbed the towel in both hands and started down the ramp. Plenty of fans still reached for her, but the Celestial Stunner rewarded them with nothing but a condescending smile. From there she hurried up the steps, slipped through the ropes, then made a beeline to the Announcer’s side of the ring and extended her hand for a microphone.
Request granted by a nearby FAWN tech, Starfire made her way back to the center of the ring and raised the mic to her lips. “Can we just take a moment to appreciate the talents who gave their all to make 2021 one of the best years in FAWN history?” This wasn’t exactly what the crowd had expected, but they did in fact offer some enthusiastic cheers. Estrina nodded, then scoffed, “Okay, okay. That’s enough. Most importantly, you guys should take a LONG moment to celebrate me!”
That was more in line with what they’d expected and those assembled pulled a brisk one-eighty to shower the smirking Starfire with disgusted boos.
Estrina only smiled and went on. “Need I remind you ingrates that I have participated in six ’Mania’s and won every single time? And most recently, I won in record time of twelve seconds? Take some time to really think on that, you idiots! Mabel Powers is an amazing athlete and she couldn’t even last one minute with yours truly! You know why she couldn’t last? Because she can’t do what I do. NO ONE can do what I do in this ring! I reach new heights and stomp new grounds. I crush heavyweights and slay giants in record time! Revel in this moment, morons! You’re looking at the greatest highflier, striker and grappler in all of FAWN’s illustrious history!”
The crowd disagreed most strongly on this point, though their counterargument seemed to fall on deaf ears. “And yet for all of my greatness, the incompetents in the front office didn’t see fit to book your favorite wrestler for a match tonight. So rather than get on social media and whine about it like the rest of you losers, I’ve decided to come out here and put a stop to this ‘show’ until some poor, outmatched sweat-rag comes down here and takes a beating from everyone’s favorite wrestler, the Image of Excellence, Estrina Starfi--”
The speakers at the top of the stage grumbled into life to fill the FAWN Arena with the sound of Shinedown’s ‘Cut the Cord’, not to mention excited cheers from those assembled when Maddy Crane burst through the curtain shortly thereafter. Regarding Starfire with a look that was equal parts quizzical and incredulity, the redheaded motor-mouth produced a microphone from behind her back, though she didn’t speak until the music faded into the background.
MADDY CRANE:
“Hey, sorry for interrupting, I was just walking by when I heard all this yammering about everyone’s favorite wrestler so I thought Sue was back in town and I’d say hi… but you’re not Sue. You’re not Sue at all. You’re the chick with the glandular problem that cheated her ass off and injured Mabel Powers for the sake of a bullshyt ‘win’ at ‘Mania.”
Perturbed by the interruption, Estrina countered, “A win is a win, asshole. Not that you’d know much about it. Here’s an idea, if you’re not going to accept my challenge, go back to catering and stay there for another two yea--”
“Oh, you’re making a challenge? Is it a battle of general clamminess?” Crane interrupted. “Because I think you’ve got an advantage there. Same goes for direct dampness and overall offensiveness to all five sens--”
“Wrestling, you idiot.” Starfire barked. “The challenge is for a WRESTLING match!”
“Well shyt, why didn’t you just say so?” Mads scoffed. “Sure, I’ll kick your cheating, moist towelette-loving ass. Just get a ref down here so they call it a match and not a mugging.”
Flipping the mic away without another word, Crane grabbed the bottom edge of her vintage Dirty Dennehy’s tee-shirt and peeled it over her head before tossing it over one shoulder. The Princess of the Punchline might not’ve been scheduled for a match tonight but that hadn’t stopped her from being battle ready in a fire engine red sports bra top and matching bikini bottoms crisscrossed with thin white belts worn bandolier style while her boots and pads were done in a matching matte black. And as per tradition, the seat of her trunks featured a pithy observation with regards to this evening’s opponent:
YOUR FACE HERE, ASK ME HOW!
Picking up her pace as she closed in on the ring, Mads sprang onto the apron, grabbed the top rope in both hands and waggled her hips to earn another round of applause before hopping onto the field of battle. Estrina was there waiting and they went straight for one another only to draw back at the last minute when Al Carpenter dove under the bottom rope and popped to his feet directly between the would-be adversaries.
“All right, all right, let’s get to our corners, ladies!” the lanky ref called over the boos of the crowd. “We can have all the impromptu matches we want, but not before I check your pads and boots.”
“Not like it’s going to matter.” Starfire taunted as she backpedaled to the far side of the ring. “This little shyt’s not going to know what hit her!”
“Waves of stink are gross, but they don’t do any real damage.” Crane countered as she settled into the opposite corner. “Luckily for me you wrestle as bad as you smell.”
CLANG!
Maddy held back when the bell sounded, keeping a wary eye on Starfire to make sure she didn’t have any more ‘Mania level trickery at the ready. Estrina seemed to realize this and smirked, the former fan favorite raising her right arm overhead so she could trace fingers across her currently dry pit and ‘flick’ a non-existent mist at the redhead. “Just wait’ll we start wrestling, loser.” she called out upon leaving the corner. “You’re gonna wish you’d never had the nerve to interrupt me!”
Crane snorted and moved to meet the brunette, her hands coming up as she hunched forward into a grappler’s crouch. “It’s a good thing I interrupted you when I did.” Mads countered as they began to circle. “Otherwise you’d still be out here whining to a bunch of skeletons about how you deserve ANOTHER shot at Dayna even after she’s kicked your head off how many ti--”
Starfire lashed out with an aggressive Knife-Edge Chop that would’ve lit up Crane’s chest if the redhead hadn’t raised her forearms in a quick but effective guard! Estrina grimaced as her hand struck unyielding bone, then cursed when Maddy snatched her wrist and twisted that arm through two big, looping rotations. Halving the Wristlock so she could lace her fingers between Estrina’s, Crane pushed the other wrestler’s hand backward to put even more strain on her opponent’s wrist.
“What you did to Mabel was f*cking cheap, sunshine.” Mads noted as the Arm Wringer forced Starfire to double over. “Not to mention dangerous. That’s the sort of shyt that doesn’t belong in the ri--”
“You’re the only thing that doesn’t belong in this ring, Crane.” Estrina interrupted while trying to fashion an escape from the simple hold. “You’re a joke, certainly no match for meHHRRGGHH! NGH! NGH! NGH!”
Maddy wrung the Celestial Stunner’s arm three times in rapid succession before unleashing that many Elbow Strikes to Starfire’s bicep with the last one turning into a prolonged gouging of the vulnerable muscle. “BYTCH!” Estrina braced her free hand and shoved Crane’s elbow off of her arm only for the redhead to get right back after it!
“What’s wrong, big mouth?” Mads snickered. “Not feeling so flawless when you can’t sucker a girl in from RRRGGHHH! Hair! Hair, Al!”
Their scrambling had brought the wrestlers close enough for Estrina to bury her free hand in Crane’s hair. “Let go of her hair, Estrina.” Carpenter demanded at once. “You know better than that!”
“Make me!” Starfire didn’t even look at the official to answer, she was entirely focused on using the illegal grip to march Maddy back into the ropes. Once there she draped her foot over the bottom strand and added, “I’ll let go when you do, losEEERRRHH!”
Crane gave up her Wristlock only to answer with a hair-pull of her own, the Queen of the Facebusters letting her fingers scrape the back of Estrina’s head even as the brunette tried to liberate a great patch of her scalp. Eyes locked, teeth bared, brunette and redhead didn’t say a word when Al hurried over and asked them for a clean break. Indeed, both women continued to yank the other’s hair until the lanky zebra reached ‘FOUR!’ on a brisk count.
Holding her hands overhead to acknowledge the break, Starfire took a step backward only to tag Maddy across the mouth with a quick Bytch Slap! “Next one will be a lot worse!” she laughed. “Just wait ‘til I start to sweaNNNGGGHH!”
Crane came off the ropes and her back foot to drive a Pump Kick into Starfire’s sternum! Estrina staggered but held her ground until the redhead stuffed a shoulder into her belly and hooked her around the thighs for a rough Double Leg Takedown! Landing on her knees between the brunette’s legs, Mads peppered Estrina’s face with a few light slaps, then smashed her palm against the former Lightweight Champion’s face and began to press and grind! “You like it?” the Princess of the Punchline asked. “Like how that feels? I hope you do, because it’s all you’re getting tonigUUUGGGGHH!”
Starfire brought her legs up, threaded them around the redhead’s midsection and locked her ankles to deliver a serious squeeze! Hands planted against the mat, Estrina thrust her hips up in time with several more quick compressions, each of them earning another breathy grunt from Crane. “You don’t have the skill or the will to win this match, loser!” the brunette explained to her grimacing foe. “All you can do is hope I decide to end this farce before things get too sweatNNGGHH!”
The decision to elevate her Scissors ensured that Starfire’s chest was undefended at the moment, so Mads raised both hands overhead and CRA-CRACKED! a Stereo Slap down on Estrina’s breasts! “Don’t make me sweat on you!” Crane mocked in a whiny little falsetto. “For f*ck’s sake, if you’re going to be that gross you might as well go the extra mile and threaten to fart NRRHHH!”
The Celestial Stunner pulled a hand off the canvas and paintbrushed the New Yorker’s mouth once, twice, three times! “I don’t make THREATS, bytch.” Starfire slipped her slappin’ (left) hand into her right armpit, presumably to put some literal stank on it before she tagged Crane a few more times. “I make hearts race, palms sweat and losers cryYUUGGHH!”
Mads shut her up with a straight jab to the mouth, her quick shot startling Estrina long enough for the Sultana of Slapstick to grab a handful of hair and tug Starfire’s noggin into a Front Facelock. It wasn’t quite a Guillotine since she was the one enduring the Scissors, but Crane was most certainly in control of Estrina’s head, as she pointed by craaaaaaaaanking back on the Facelock.
“Feel that?” Maddy muttered. “How it DOESN’T feel like a hot washcloth on the back of your neck? That’s all thanks to the modern miracle of antiperspirant! Even a slight application means I can keep my cool throughout the most strenuous parts of my day, be it jogging in the park, making that big presentation after lunch, or beating the piss out of mouthy little cheatNGH! NGH! NGHHRRROOOW!”
Unable to free herself from Crane’s unnaturally dry grasp, Starfire balled her left hand into a fist and began pounding away at the New Yorker’s ribs! “Leggo of me!” Estrina barked as she continued to work the body. “Leggo before I smash you to--” The threat gave way to a pained groan as Mads joined her hands in an S-grip that made the Front Facelock a great deal tighter.
“Your neck will give out before my ribs, baby.” Crane huffed, her tone simultaneously labored and amused as she powered to one knee despite the Bodyscissors. “Now if you don’t mind, I’m getting a little of all this clingy bullshyt.”
Clambering to her feet as made this observation, Maddy grabbed a handful of waistband to keep from getting too far even if she decided to relinquish the Scissors. Starfire didn’t though she might’ve wished she had once Crane broke into a shambling run toward the far corner. What could’ve been a simple break at lower speeds proved something much more offensive as Maddy drove her opponent’s lower back into the middle buckle with a low, unpleasant BWUNG!
The collision popped Starfire’s Scissors wide open and put her feet back on the mat, meaning Maddy had no problems backing out of the corner, then spinning around in a half circle. Quick to toss Estrina’s near arm across her shoulders, the Maiden of Mirth grabbed hold of the Flawless Fatale’s waistband and muscled her high into the air for a Vertical Su-NO! Crane threw her burden in full reverse and dropped to her butt to THWHAM Estrina down flat on her face and chest courtesy an emphatic Sit-Out Gourdbuster! Starfire bounced but didn’t roll to her back until Crane shot the Half Nelson and did it for her. In the next instant she sidled into a Crossbody and hooked the far leg for…
SIT-OUT GOURDBUSTER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2w3oWPri1M
ONE!
TWO!
THRENOO!
Estrina barely kicked out of the near-fall! Maddy helped herself to a handful of hair and pulled Starfire back to her feet before bullying her into the ropes. "You’ll never see yourself as championship material again after I kick your ass!" Maddy snarled as she whipped Estrina across the ring, but Starfire caught Crane’s wrist and gave it a wrench before delivering a swift kick to the midsection!
“Yak, yak, yak! Don't you ever shut up?" Starfire muttered and made Maddy's ear ring with a slap across the face.
Estrina quickly threw Maddy over her shoulders with a quick Snapmare, onto a seat, before backing into the ropes. Before her tinnitus cleared, Estrina returned and fired a Low Dropkick into the nape of her neck! Crane dropped to one side clutching her neck as she winced in pain, so Estrina rolled her flat and hooked the far leg for...
ONE!
Maddy buckled out of the cover but the stubborn Starfire tried again for yet another ‘ONE!’ count. "Are you kidding me?" Estrina yelled at the ref before snatching Maddy by the hair and yanked her back to her feet. While Estrina continued to reprimand the ref, Maddy swatted her grip away and smacked her with a stinging forearm! Estrina quickly reciprocated with a Haymaker but Maddy blocked with a raised guard before slapping The Flawless Fatale across the cheeks!
"How's that, cheater?" Mads growled as Estrina spun around with her mouth agape.
Starfire turned back and tried to deck Crane with a Clothesline only to curse when the redhead ducked under and shot for the ropes. Estrina intuitively threw a Back Elbow but Crane ducked under once more and hit the ropes before sending a knee into Estrina's face. "Get up asshole!" Maddy cursed as she peeled the dazed Starfire from the canvas and whipped her into the corner.
THUMP! Estrina groaned as her back slammed into the corner with both arms over the top rope to keep herself upright. Maddy rallied the crowd before charging at the Flawless Fatale with a Back Elbow of her own!
"NGHH!" Estrina slumped over while Maddy took the opportunity to rally the crowd before charging in again, however Starfire dropped to the canvas and rolled out of the ring, calling for a time out.
"Get back here ya sweaty dweeb!” Maddy barked as she joined Estrina by the ringside. Starfire broke into a sprint when she realized Crane was chasing her and led the other wrestler on a frenetic lap around the squared circle. After gaining enough distance, Estrina rolled back into the ring to set Maddy up for the Curb Stomp but NO--Maddy slipped back out of the ring just in time to avoid Starfire's trap.
"Hey ref, back the little oil slick off the ropes!" Maddy demanded as she walked up the steps and moved through the second ropes as the ref ushered the sweaty Starfire back.
"Doesn't matter, Maddy! I will still kick your ass!" Estrina snarled as she gestured for Crane to bring it.
"Really? Look at you! You are already sweating from that run outside the ring! I doubt you have any gas left!" Crane retorted as she lunged in.
Estrina went low and dumped Maddy on the floor with a Double Leg Takedown! From there she immediately sought out a Figure Four, alas Maddy shoved the Flawless One away with a boot to her butt. Crane hurried to verticality as Estrina stumbled away from her. Maddy seized the opportunity to grab her from behind but ended up taking a Spinning Wheel Kick to her face!
SPINNING WHEEL KICK:
youtu.be/ObFK8430ZAM
"Ompphhfff!" Maddy got thrown to the ground despite absorbing most of the kick with both raised arms. Before she could get up on her feet, Starfire rolled her over and mounted her opponent to secure a snug Sleeper!
"Would you prefer to lose like this? Or have me pit you out?" Estrina cackled as she tightened the hold around Maddy's neck.
Grunting quietly as she was pressed between Starfire’s svelte frame and the rough canvas, Crane tugged and pulled at the brunette’s encroaching bicep while struggling to make it to one knee. This proved easier said than done, as, sensing the attempt, Estrina wrapped her legs around Maddy’s (Starfire’s calves against the redhead’s shins) and prized them apart to deny her opponent any leverage. “Better answer me, loser!” Estrina raised her hips and smeck-smeck-smecked ‘em against Crane’s backside before tacking on a slow grind that earned several salacious cheers from the crowd’s more lecherous element. “Otherwise I might just turn you into a sweat rag right now!”
“Guuuhhh, got a better idea.” Maddy rasped. “Why don’t you turn into someone with better trash talHURRGH!”
Scowling at the defiance, Starfire yoked up on the Sleeper while aggressively grinding her chin into the crown of the other wrestler’s skull. “Ask her.” the Celestial Stunner snapped at Carpenter when the official crouched beside the action. “I think this wannabe is ready to pass out!”
Al was fairly certain that wasn’t the case, but there was a warm pink flush creeping into Maddy’s face so he said, “What do you say, Mads? Need me to call for the--”
“Bell? Not a chance. But maybe get me a towel? It feels like I’m wrestling a dead carpNNNGGGHHH!”
Starfire snatched a handful of red hair, yanked Crane’s head up, then THWHUNKED her forehead into the mat half a dozen times! Immediately thereafter she threaded her legs around Maddy’s waist and rolled onto her back to transform the Sleeper into a Rear Naked ChoNO!
The Sultana of Slapstick rolled through to end up on all fours. She was still mired deep in the Choke, but with her hands and knees planted Crane was able to clamber upright with the brunette clinging to her back. Angered by the redhead’s resilience, Starfire bore down on the Sleeper and yanked her foe’s noggin from side to side. “Give it up, loser!” she barked at Crane. “You’re no match for RRRHHH!” Maddy reached back, grabbed hold of Estrina’s hair and pulled her head down so the brunette’s chin was snug against Crane’s shoulder. In the next instant she went up on tiptoe, then dropped to her butt to THUMP Starfire’s jaw with a huge Backpack Stunner!
BACKPACK STUNNER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5EiejCM6Is
The impact blew Estrina’s hooks apart and she flopped onto her back with both arms splayed overhead. As for Crane, she flipped onto her tummy, jammed her shoulders into the pits of Estrina’s knees and surged forward to fold the Celestial Stunner into a Matchbook good for…
ONE…
TWO…
The Celestial Stunner popped her hips and twisted onto her side to break free of the pin with a second to spare. “Where do you think you’re going, big mouth?” Maddy chided as she rolled Estrina onto her stomach. “You trying to crawl away from this fight?”
Without waiting for an answer, she laid claim to the brunette’s left ankle, hoisted her lower leg off the mat, then cinched her left arm around Starfire’s calf. In the same instant she cupped her right hand over Estrina’s ankle and pushed forward to put intense pressure on her opponent’s knee!
INVERTED SINGLE LEG CRAB:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXeNUEkU-wQ
“AAARRRHHHHHH!” Starfire shrieked in pain, pounded a fist against the canvas, then set her hands flat and pushed up off the mat.
“Tap out!” Maddy hunched forward over the Asian Sensation to compound the strain on her knee. “Tap out right now, you sweaty little brat!”
“NO!” Estrina shook her head to make sure Carpenter and all the other idiots knew she wasn’t about to quit. “Kiss my ass, bytch! I’ll break this hold and then I’ll break your jaWOOOOOWWWW!”
Crane craaaaaaaaaanked the hold even tighter, forcing the sole of Estrina’s boot much closer to the back of her head. “What was that, baby? I don’t think you’re gonna do anything but submit, unless you want to get fitted for a knee-brace!”
"ARHHHHHH!! YOU F**KIN' BITCH!" Estrina cursed, raising her hand up as the crowd chanted ‘TAP! TAP! TAP!’ But instead of submitting, The Flawless Fatale shot her hand up and grabbed onto Crane's dangling hair!
"GAWD YOU CHEATING BITCH! LET ME GO!" Maddy screamed.
"NO! YOU LET GO OR YOU GO BALD!" Estrina barked back.
The ref counted down "ONE… TWO… THREE…" but it was Maddy who had to relinquish the hold first. Both competitors rolled away from each other and while Maddy raked her hair back several times to ensure her hair was still in place, The Glistening Grappler continued to roll out of the ring. Starfire exercised her aching knee for a bit to make sure they are still working before asking for a towel from the Announcer's table.
"Get back in here, dingus! Can't win a fair fight?" Crane snapped as Estrina wiped herself down at the ringside.
"Oh shut up! If I don't wipe myself down, you are gonna whine about how I keep escaping your submissions! I'm doing you a favor!" Starfire countered.
"I make no such HEY!" Maddy's words got cut off when Estrina threw the towel in her face, causing the New Yorker to stagger back from the ropes. And when she went to pull it away, Starfire slid into the ring and floored her with an Enzuigiri to the back of the head!
ENZUIGIRI
youtu.be/zaOP_KYs5pY
Maddy staggered away, barely managing to keep herself up with the support of the ropes. Just as she turned around, Starfire delivered a Toe Kick that doubled her over, then grabbed hold of one wrist. The Flawless Fatale wrenched the trapped arm over her head and delivered a stiff kick that buckled Maddy's knee. Another kick brought her all the way down, leaving Estrina to unleash a fury both physical and verbal. "Eat these, asshole!" Starfire reeled her leg back and sent knee after knee into Maddy's chest, before dropping her into a canvas with a knee strike that could be heard throughout the arena!
KNEELING KNEE STRIKES
youtu.be/-5qj6hhnbqs
Estrina slapped her sweaty back on top of Maddy and hooked her leg for the..
ONE!
TWO!
THRNOOOO!
Estrina sat up in disbelief before slapping the canvas while Maddy heaved hard. Mads rolled onto her fours, soon assisted by Starfire with the yank of her waistband and slaps to the back of the head. Estrina pulled Maddy into a Waistlock, looking for a German Suplex, but Crane resisted. Failing to pry Estrina's grip apart, Maddy shot a few elbows back into Estrina's face, forcing her to release. Estrina staggered for a bit and narrowly ducked an incoming clothesline from Crane. The Flawless Fatale hit the ropes but returned to get knocked down by a Crane Kick!
"UGHH!" Estrina grunted as she hit the deck in an awkward sprawl. Maddy wasted no time, picking Estrina back to her feet and onto her shoulders but Estrina slipped free! Landing right behind Maddy, she shoved the redhead away and bought a few precious seconds to slip her right hand into her left armpit. This paid immediate dividends when she FLICKED sweat into Maddy's eyes with practiced precision!
"AHHHHHH! MY EYES DAMN IT!" Maddy yelled as the sweat burned her eyes like acid.
"Sizzling?' Estrina taunted before mounting onto Maddy with one leg threaded over Maddy's and another draped across her neck. Starfire reached out for Maddy's distal arm and PULLED it towards herself!
OCTOPUS STRETCH
youtu.be/KkfmIIeXAWQ
"Now tap like a little bitch!”
Crane didn’t tap like anything, little bytch or otherwise, though this certainly wasn’t due to any lack of effort from the Celestial Stunner, who continued to craaaaaaaank back on Maddy’s right arm while simultaneously forcing the full weight of her thigh down against the base of the redhead‘s skull.
Understandably concerned by the increasingly ugly strain on his charge’s shoulder and neck, Al Carpenter crouched beside the action (albeit at a prudent distance) and asked, “What do you say, Mads? Need me to call for the--”
“Of course she does!” Starfire interrupted. “Didn’t you hear her bawling earlier? This little sweat-rag has tapped out almost half a dozen times already.”
“Oh, go f*ck yourself, slick.” Crane grunted. “I’m not about to tap to a hack like yooooOOWWW BITING!” Maddy shrieked at the top of her lungs. “SHE’S BITING, DAMMIT!”
Indeed she was, Starfire making no efforts to disguise the tactic when she slipped three of the New Yorker’s fingers into her mouth and began to chew. “Knock off the biting, Estrina. That’s your only warn--” Carpenter trailed off in irritated silence when the former Lightweight Champion pointed a defiantly raised index finger in his direction. Of course the lanky official wasn’t going to tolerate such flagrant disregard for the rules, so he began to count, “ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!”
Estrina abandoned her gnawing only to switch over to a Wristlock and a grip on Crane’s fingers that allowed her to bend the digits backward at a precarious angle. “GIVE UP!” Estrina demanded after another ten seconds of this torture. “You’re no match for me, loser! I want to hear you say RRRGHHH!”
The Princess of the Punchline couldn’t outright escape the Octopus so she balled her free hand into a fist and began pounding awkward little punches into the svelte brunette’s right thigh before grabbing hold of her kneepad and yanking it down by several inches. “That all you got?” Estrina wasn’t smirking anymore, she was pouring her power into the agonizing stretch. “Stop flailing and start crying, that’s what everyone expects from yoOOOHHH AAAARRRRGGGHHH!”
Crane worked a crude claw into the pit of Estrina’s knee and clamped down until her opponent’s lower leg went numb! Finally slipping free of Starfire’s tentacles when the pressure on her neck began to slacken, Mads swung around to Estrina’s left, grabbed hold of that wrist and threaded it backward through the Asian Sensation’s thighs so she could claim it with her right hand. From there she threaded her left arm under Estrina’s left bicep and wrenched it backward to complete the Pumphandle. Eyes wide with concern, Estrina had just enough time to shake her head ‘no, no, no!’ before the Queen of the Facebusters flipped her up, over and most importantly down, Crane dropping to one knee to THWHAM Starfire flat on her face, chest and belly!
PUMPHANDLE FACEBUSTER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U9xcjD8vGI
The Pumphandle Facebuster left the Flawless Fatale sprawled at the bottom of a crater, but Mads didn’t bother to go for a cover, instead she hooked her left kneepad with both thumbs and pulled it down to bare the bony joint. “You like using your knees, huh?” Crane plunged her hands into Starfire’s hair and pulled her to all fours. “That’s one thing we have in common.”
“Nuuuhhhh… I’m nothing like NGH! NGH! NGH!”
Estrina’s rebuttal ended in a flurry of displeased groans when Maddy jerked her down into a trio of knee on forehead collisions! It would’ve been more if Al didn’t look grumpy about the hair pull, so rather than deal with a warning Maddy got to her feet and stepped over the penitent Starfire to trap her in a Standing Headscissors. “Yeah you’re right, we’re nothing alike.” Crane admitted after she’d snatched Estrina’s wrists and pulled her arms up in wide ‘V’ shape. “I’m great and you’re nothing but a damp cheater.”
“Kuuuuhhhh… kiss my NNNNGGGGHHH!” Maddy went up on tiptoe, then dropped to her knees to THWHUNK Estrina’s forehead into the deck courtesy of a Kneeling Facebuster! Rolling to a seat with Starfire now trapped in a loose Headscissors, Mads crunched forward, hooked an arm around the brunette’s right leg and pulled it back in an awkward but effective Half Matchbook good for the…
KNEELING FACEBUSTER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUaPPqWjN1I
ONE…
TWO…
THRENOOOOOOOO!!
Starfire broke out of the three count, huffing and puffing as she tried to shake the stars in her head. Mads slapped the canvas in frustration but quickly capitalized on Starfire's groggy state, peeling her up from the canvas so she could throw her headfirst into the corner. Estrina spun around as her head THWUNKED the turnbuckle, resting with her back around the pads as Maddy proceeded to soften her up with a few haymakers before cradling her hamstring and powered her up to a seat on the ringpost. Maddy joined Estrina on the ropes and tucked her head under the arm, trying to haul The Flawless One onto the top rope. "NGHHHNN" Maddy grunted as Starfire punched her stomach. Crane relinquished the Front Facelock and hammered the small of Estrina's back but that was not enough to keep her still and the pair soon engaged in a fistfight atop the ropes!
Maddy eventually gained the upper hand, putting Estrina in a punch drunk state. However, just as she was about to set her up for a Superplex, Estrina slipped between her legs onto the deck and gave Maddy's hair a strong yank! "UGHH!!!" Crane mewled, clutching the back of her head after the ugly return to the deck.
"HAIR! ESTRINA! STO--UGHH!" The ref reprimanded Estrina for the hair-pulling only to be interrupted with a sweat flick into his mouth, causing him to sputter.
The arrogant Starfire pranced over to a Maddy and pushed her flat with a boot before stomping on her chest with a double bicep flex pose for the...
ONE!
TWO!
NOOO!!!
Even after Mads kicked out, the crowd continued to voice their displeasure with a chorus of boos but Estrina shrugged them off with a pit flick. Starfire grabbed Crane by the head and brought her up to her knee, just so her head was directly at hip level. Smirking, Starfire stuffed Mads face into her crotch and ground away for several seconds. "Feel the dampness of my suit? You’ll be soaking all of this up later!"
Furious, Mads angrily shoved Estrina backward but Estrina powered forward and put Maddy back on the ground with a stiff kick to the chest. The Flawless one draged the dazed New Yorker to her feet and tucked her head under an arm. "Feel the heat?" Estrina asked before snapping back, driving Maddy's head into the canvas with a DDT!
DDT
youtu.be/CvqweQoVJ2A
Maddy flopped onto the canvas into a heap as Estrina scuttled toward Maddy and hooked a leg for the...
ONE!
TWO!
THRENOO!!!
Maddy bucked from the cover to her stomach with half a second to spare, but didn't have the strength to shove Estrina off. Still in control, Estrina straddled Crane’s back and delivered a few slaps to the back of her head. "Just take the fall, bytch! You have no chance!" Estrina yelled angrily before yanking Maddy to her wobbly stems. Just as Estrina clutched onto Maddy's wrist, the redhead reversed into an Arm Wrench before doubling Estrina with a Toe Kick to the stomach. Throwing an arm over the shoulders, Maddy cradled Estrina's glutes, then hauled her into the air and dropped her face-first onto the canvas!!!
BELLY TO BACK WHEELBARROW FACEBUSTER:
youtu.be/Pbn9kQQ74z4
Maddy rolled Estrina onto her back and sat on her chest, hugging one leg for the...
ONE!
TWO!
THRENOOOOOOOO!
The Flawless One powered out of the cover with a glassy-eyed expression on her face. Unsatisfied with the outcome, Maddy picked Estrina up once more and trapped her in a Full Nelson. Swinging one leg forward, Maddy looked to end put Estrina away with a Full Nelson Facebuster but Estrina managed to slip away using her vaunted sweatiness and smacked Maddy with a High Knee!
CELESTIAL HIGH KNEE @ 00:23
youtu.be/BmRniOWgC9M
Both ladies dropped onto their back after the series of exchanges, biding their time to catch some air.
Currently the only member of the contest still on their feet, Al Carpenter allowed his weary charges an internal count of five to see if they’d begin to stir, but when neither showed any signs of life he flicked a finger into the air and called, “ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX!”
Starfire and Crane rolled in opposite directions, each wrestler finishing on all fours with battle-damp hair hanging lank and stringy over their eyes. Rising to their knees and flicking it off their foreheads brought the other into view and while technically the count should’ve continued, Al chose to halt it when the ladies knee-walked toward their rival and-- CRAAACK! Estrina laid a searing comet trail across Maddy’s chest courtesy of a Knife-Edge Chop that made the whole lower bowl wince in sympathetic anguish.
Jaw clenched against the pain, Mads reared back and answered in kind with a Knife-Edge that threatened to spill the brunette’s bounty from their cups. “Nice welt, ‘Streenie’.” Crane huffed as Starfire threw an arm across her chest. “Lemme land a few more, I can probably turn it into an autogra--”
The Celestial Stunner had craftily slid her left hand into her right armpit in anticipation of flicking another mist into Maddy’s eyes, alas this attempt proved far less successful than previous efforts because Crane simply unloaded a straight right hand to the brunette’s mouth the instant Estrina twitched to life!
“Hey, watch the closed fists, Mads!” Al cajoled as Starfire reeled back on her haunches with one hand pressed to her mashed mug.
“I did, I watched it knock a few teeth loose. Now do me a favor and watch THIS.” Scrambling to boot-leather, Crane made a show of sticking the tips of both index fingers into her mouth as she circled around behind the reeling Lightweight. “Feel free to sing along if you know the words.” Mads told the FAWNatics after she’d pulled her fingers loose. “Hey Estrina… WET WILLY!” Roars of amusement from those assembled when the Princess of the Punchline jammed her damp fingers in Estrina’s ears and twiddled ‘em around like she was trying to poke the brunette’s brain!
“EEEEEEEEWWWW DISGUSTING!” Starfire writhed out of Crane’s grip, exploded to her feet and reeled away from the other wrestler as she tried to steady her equilibrium. “HOW DARE YOU!” Estrina shrieked at the grinning redhead. “EXPOSING ME TO SUCH UNSANITARY TACTICS, I SHOULD HAVE YOU FIN--”
Starfire went from angry to apoplectic when Crane ran a hand over her tummy and flicked a mist of sweat in the Celestial Stunner’s direction. “You know what you should do, Estrina?” she asked quietly. “You should learn to take the sort of shyt you dish out. And if you can’t do that, try shutting that whiny mouth of yo--”
“BYTCH!” Starfire came on in a fury, the sleek brunette taking flight with another High Knee that would’ve caved Maddy’s jaw in if the New Yorker hadn’t twisted out of the way at the last second. Up on one foot a heartbeat before Estrina managed to turn around, Mads sprang off her plant foot for a Crane Kick that Starfire avoided by the slimmest of margins.
Electing to run the ropes to build momentum for her next attack, Estrina didn’t realize that Maddy had done the same until she came of the strands and saw the Queen of the Facebusters heading her way at top speed. Incensed by the escalating evasions, Starfire put on another burst of speed and took to the skies, the former Lightweight Champion twisting sideways in mid-air for a high impact Crossbody that--SMECK-SMACK!
It’s said that great minds think alike which means that they sometimes suffer alike. Such was the case here as Maddy’s Crossbody met Estrina’s full force, brunette and redhead seeming to fold around one another before gravity reclaimed its hold and drew them both to the canvas in a tangled, groaning pile.
Estrina slowly rolled to her stomach and then to all fours, as did Mads. The exhausted wrestlers crawled together, reared back on their haunches and began firing heavy slaps at her opponent’s face!
-CRACK!- "Does that hurt? BI--ARGH!!"
"Do your worst! Sweat freak!" Maddy snarled as she slapped back.
They continued to slap each other out as they fought to their feet, though after the series of exchanges it was clear that Maddy was gaining the upper hand as she dazed Starfire with successive slaps. Maddy tried to finish her offense with a Clothesline but Estrina ducked under at the last moment and grabbed Maddy by the underarms and took her down with a Backslide, shoulders on the canvas, for the..
ONE!
TWO!
NOOOOOOO!
Maddy buckled out of the predicament and somersaulted onto her knees. The quicker Starfire popped right back and tried to take Maddy's head off with a kick, but the Princess of Punchline ducked under that as well and caught Starfire between the legs, rolling her up with a schoolgirl pin for the...
ONE!
TWO!
THRENOOOOOOO!
Estrina powered out of the close fall, using the momentum to roll herself into the ropes. This time, Maddy wasn't so lucky as Estrina managed to knock her to the canvas with a knee to her face!
SHINING WIZARD:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTc8RSCFm3E&ab_channel=LearnWrestlingMoves
Maddy laid out flat against the canvas, wincing in pain as The Flawless One stood up to make her plans known, pulling down her right knee pad to expose the bony joint. Once that was done she shuffled to Crane’s side and clutched onto one wrist as she peeled her off the canvas and set her up in a kneeling position. She moved behind Maddy and secured her other wrist and stretched them back. "Any last words?" Estrina asked.
"Ughhh..f**k..yoARGHHH!!!" Maddy grunted as The Flawless One yanked her backward and drove her right knee into the base of the redhead’s skull!
EVENT HORIZON
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Maddy went cold as she collapsed face-first onto the canvas. As a final insult, Estrina rolled Crane over and laid across her in a side reclining position, one armpit over her opponent’s face as the ref counted off…
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
"Ladies and gentlemen, your winner via pin-fall… ESTRINA STARFIRE!"
"How's it being my sweat rag?" Estrina cackled as she ground her sweaty underarm against Maddy's insensate features. "Next time I talk, just do yourself a favor and stay backstage! Understand?" Estrina stood up and demanded the ref to raise her arm, smiling despite the jeers from the crowd as the screen faded into the promo for the next match.
TEACH ME TO FIGHT:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOeCrQpqeOw
A new song blasted over the speakers, the surprise of it calling the FAWNatics to their feet to better catch their first glimpse of the new arrival. Their anticipation quickly turned into a chorus of boos once Estrina Starfire strode into view, the former Lightweight Champion apparently having acquired a new anthem to go along with her brand new attitude.
Though Starfire wasn’t scheduled for a match tonight she was certainly dressed the part in a black fightin’ one-piece with a plunging V-neck that extended all the way to her navel, matching knee and elbow pads and sparkly purple boots One thing that hadn’t changed was the small towel draped over the back of her neck.
ESTRINA STARFIRE
Frowning slightly, Estrina tapped one ear to let the haters know they should get louder before she grabbed the towel in both hands and started down the ramp. Plenty of fans still reached for her, but the Celestial Stunner rewarded them with nothing but a condescending smile. From there she hurried up the steps, slipped through the ropes, then made a beeline to the Announcer’s side of the ring and extended her hand for a microphone.
Request granted by a nearby FAWN tech, Starfire made her way back to the center of the ring and raised the mic to her lips. “Can we just take a moment to appreciate the talents who gave their all to make 2021 one of the best years in FAWN history?” This wasn’t exactly what the crowd had expected, but they did in fact offer some enthusiastic cheers. Estrina nodded, then scoffed, “Okay, okay. That’s enough. Most importantly, you guys should take a LONG moment to celebrate me!”
That was more in line with what they’d expected and those assembled pulled a brisk one-eighty to shower the smirking Starfire with disgusted boos.
Estrina only smiled and went on. “Need I remind you ingrates that I have participated in six ’Mania’s and won every single time? And most recently, I won in record time of twelve seconds? Take some time to really think on that, you idiots! Mabel Powers is an amazing athlete and she couldn’t even last one minute with yours truly! You know why she couldn’t last? Because she can’t do what I do. NO ONE can do what I do in this ring! I reach new heights and stomp new grounds. I crush heavyweights and slay giants in record time! Revel in this moment, morons! You’re looking at the greatest highflier, striker and grappler in all of FAWN’s illustrious history!”
The crowd disagreed most strongly on this point, though their counterargument seemed to fall on deaf ears. “And yet for all of my greatness, the incompetents in the front office didn’t see fit to book your favorite wrestler for a match tonight. So rather than get on social media and whine about it like the rest of you losers, I’ve decided to come out here and put a stop to this ‘show’ until some poor, outmatched sweat-rag comes down here and takes a beating from everyone’s favorite wrestler, the Image of Excellence, Estrina Starfi--”
The speakers at the top of the stage grumbled into life to fill the FAWN Arena with the sound of Shinedown’s ‘Cut the Cord’, not to mention excited cheers from those assembled when Maddy Crane burst through the curtain shortly thereafter. Regarding Starfire with a look that was equal parts quizzical and incredulity, the redheaded motor-mouth produced a microphone from behind her back, though she didn’t speak until the music faded into the background.
MADDY CRANE:
“Hey, sorry for interrupting, I was just walking by when I heard all this yammering about everyone’s favorite wrestler so I thought Sue was back in town and I’d say hi… but you’re not Sue. You’re not Sue at all. You’re the chick with the glandular problem that cheated her ass off and injured Mabel Powers for the sake of a bullshyt ‘win’ at ‘Mania.”
Perturbed by the interruption, Estrina countered, “A win is a win, asshole. Not that you’d know much about it. Here’s an idea, if you’re not going to accept my challenge, go back to catering and stay there for another two yea--”
“Oh, you’re making a challenge? Is it a battle of general clamminess?” Crane interrupted. “Because I think you’ve got an advantage there. Same goes for direct dampness and overall offensiveness to all five sens--”
“Wrestling, you idiot.” Starfire barked. “The challenge is for a WRESTLING match!”
“Well shyt, why didn’t you just say so?” Mads scoffed. “Sure, I’ll kick your cheating, moist towelette-loving ass. Just get a ref down here so they call it a match and not a mugging.”
Flipping the mic away without another word, Crane grabbed the bottom edge of her vintage Dirty Dennehy’s tee-shirt and peeled it over her head before tossing it over one shoulder. The Princess of the Punchline might not’ve been scheduled for a match tonight but that hadn’t stopped her from being battle ready in a fire engine red sports bra top and matching bikini bottoms crisscrossed with thin white belts worn bandolier style while her boots and pads were done in a matching matte black. And as per tradition, the seat of her trunks featured a pithy observation with regards to this evening’s opponent:
YOUR FACE HERE, ASK ME HOW!
Picking up her pace as she closed in on the ring, Mads sprang onto the apron, grabbed the top rope in both hands and waggled her hips to earn another round of applause before hopping onto the field of battle. Estrina was there waiting and they went straight for one another only to draw back at the last minute when Al Carpenter dove under the bottom rope and popped to his feet directly between the would-be adversaries.
“All right, all right, let’s get to our corners, ladies!” the lanky ref called over the boos of the crowd. “We can have all the impromptu matches we want, but not before I check your pads and boots.”
“Not like it’s going to matter.” Starfire taunted as she backpedaled to the far side of the ring. “This little shyt’s not going to know what hit her!”
“Waves of stink are gross, but they don’t do any real damage.” Crane countered as she settled into the opposite corner. “Luckily for me you wrestle as bad as you smell.”
CLANG!
Maddy held back when the bell sounded, keeping a wary eye on Starfire to make sure she didn’t have any more ‘Mania level trickery at the ready. Estrina seemed to realize this and smirked, the former fan favorite raising her right arm overhead so she could trace fingers across her currently dry pit and ‘flick’ a non-existent mist at the redhead. “Just wait’ll we start wrestling, loser.” she called out upon leaving the corner. “You’re gonna wish you’d never had the nerve to interrupt me!”
Crane snorted and moved to meet the brunette, her hands coming up as she hunched forward into a grappler’s crouch. “It’s a good thing I interrupted you when I did.” Mads countered as they began to circle. “Otherwise you’d still be out here whining to a bunch of skeletons about how you deserve ANOTHER shot at Dayna even after she’s kicked your head off how many ti--”
Starfire lashed out with an aggressive Knife-Edge Chop that would’ve lit up Crane’s chest if the redhead hadn’t raised her forearms in a quick but effective guard! Estrina grimaced as her hand struck unyielding bone, then cursed when Maddy snatched her wrist and twisted that arm through two big, looping rotations. Halving the Wristlock so she could lace her fingers between Estrina’s, Crane pushed the other wrestler’s hand backward to put even more strain on her opponent’s wrist.
“What you did to Mabel was f*cking cheap, sunshine.” Mads noted as the Arm Wringer forced Starfire to double over. “Not to mention dangerous. That’s the sort of shyt that doesn’t belong in the ri--”
“You’re the only thing that doesn’t belong in this ring, Crane.” Estrina interrupted while trying to fashion an escape from the simple hold. “You’re a joke, certainly no match for meHHRRGGHH! NGH! NGH! NGH!”
Maddy wrung the Celestial Stunner’s arm three times in rapid succession before unleashing that many Elbow Strikes to Starfire’s bicep with the last one turning into a prolonged gouging of the vulnerable muscle. “BYTCH!” Estrina braced her free hand and shoved Crane’s elbow off of her arm only for the redhead to get right back after it!
“What’s wrong, big mouth?” Mads snickered. “Not feeling so flawless when you can’t sucker a girl in from RRRGGHHH! Hair! Hair, Al!”
Their scrambling had brought the wrestlers close enough for Estrina to bury her free hand in Crane’s hair. “Let go of her hair, Estrina.” Carpenter demanded at once. “You know better than that!”
“Make me!” Starfire didn’t even look at the official to answer, she was entirely focused on using the illegal grip to march Maddy back into the ropes. Once there she draped her foot over the bottom strand and added, “I’ll let go when you do, losEEERRRHH!”
Crane gave up her Wristlock only to answer with a hair-pull of her own, the Queen of the Facebusters letting her fingers scrape the back of Estrina’s head even as the brunette tried to liberate a great patch of her scalp. Eyes locked, teeth bared, brunette and redhead didn’t say a word when Al hurried over and asked them for a clean break. Indeed, both women continued to yank the other’s hair until the lanky zebra reached ‘FOUR!’ on a brisk count.
Holding her hands overhead to acknowledge the break, Starfire took a step backward only to tag Maddy across the mouth with a quick Bytch Slap! “Next one will be a lot worse!” she laughed. “Just wait ‘til I start to sweaNNNGGGHH!”
Crane came off the ropes and her back foot to drive a Pump Kick into Starfire’s sternum! Estrina staggered but held her ground until the redhead stuffed a shoulder into her belly and hooked her around the thighs for a rough Double Leg Takedown! Landing on her knees between the brunette’s legs, Mads peppered Estrina’s face with a few light slaps, then smashed her palm against the former Lightweight Champion’s face and began to press and grind! “You like it?” the Princess of the Punchline asked. “Like how that feels? I hope you do, because it’s all you’re getting tonigUUUGGGGHH!”
Starfire brought her legs up, threaded them around the redhead’s midsection and locked her ankles to deliver a serious squeeze! Hands planted against the mat, Estrina thrust her hips up in time with several more quick compressions, each of them earning another breathy grunt from Crane. “You don’t have the skill or the will to win this match, loser!” the brunette explained to her grimacing foe. “All you can do is hope I decide to end this farce before things get too sweatNNGGHH!”
The decision to elevate her Scissors ensured that Starfire’s chest was undefended at the moment, so Mads raised both hands overhead and CRA-CRACKED! a Stereo Slap down on Estrina’s breasts! “Don’t make me sweat on you!” Crane mocked in a whiny little falsetto. “For f*ck’s sake, if you’re going to be that gross you might as well go the extra mile and threaten to fart NRRHHH!”
The Celestial Stunner pulled a hand off the canvas and paintbrushed the New Yorker’s mouth once, twice, three times! “I don’t make THREATS, bytch.” Starfire slipped her slappin’ (left) hand into her right armpit, presumably to put some literal stank on it before she tagged Crane a few more times. “I make hearts race, palms sweat and losers cryYUUGGHH!”
Mads shut her up with a straight jab to the mouth, her quick shot startling Estrina long enough for the Sultana of Slapstick to grab a handful of hair and tug Starfire’s noggin into a Front Facelock. It wasn’t quite a Guillotine since she was the one enduring the Scissors, but Crane was most certainly in control of Estrina’s head, as she pointed by craaaaaaaaanking back on the Facelock.
“Feel that?” Maddy muttered. “How it DOESN’T feel like a hot washcloth on the back of your neck? That’s all thanks to the modern miracle of antiperspirant! Even a slight application means I can keep my cool throughout the most strenuous parts of my day, be it jogging in the park, making that big presentation after lunch, or beating the piss out of mouthy little cheatNGH! NGH! NGHHRRROOOW!”
Unable to free herself from Crane’s unnaturally dry grasp, Starfire balled her left hand into a fist and began pounding away at the New Yorker’s ribs! “Leggo of me!” Estrina barked as she continued to work the body. “Leggo before I smash you to--” The threat gave way to a pained groan as Mads joined her hands in an S-grip that made the Front Facelock a great deal tighter.
“Your neck will give out before my ribs, baby.” Crane huffed, her tone simultaneously labored and amused as she powered to one knee despite the Bodyscissors. “Now if you don’t mind, I’m getting a little of all this clingy bullshyt.”
Clambering to her feet as made this observation, Maddy grabbed a handful of waistband to keep from getting too far even if she decided to relinquish the Scissors. Starfire didn’t though she might’ve wished she had once Crane broke into a shambling run toward the far corner. What could’ve been a simple break at lower speeds proved something much more offensive as Maddy drove her opponent’s lower back into the middle buckle with a low, unpleasant BWUNG!
The collision popped Starfire’s Scissors wide open and put her feet back on the mat, meaning Maddy had no problems backing out of the corner, then spinning around in a half circle. Quick to toss Estrina’s near arm across her shoulders, the Maiden of Mirth grabbed hold of the Flawless Fatale’s waistband and muscled her high into the air for a Vertical Su-NO! Crane threw her burden in full reverse and dropped to her butt to THWHAM Estrina down flat on her face and chest courtesy an emphatic Sit-Out Gourdbuster! Starfire bounced but didn’t roll to her back until Crane shot the Half Nelson and did it for her. In the next instant she sidled into a Crossbody and hooked the far leg for…
SIT-OUT GOURDBUSTER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2w3oWPri1M
ONE!
TWO!
THRENOO!
Estrina barely kicked out of the near-fall! Maddy helped herself to a handful of hair and pulled Starfire back to her feet before bullying her into the ropes. "You’ll never see yourself as championship material again after I kick your ass!" Maddy snarled as she whipped Estrina across the ring, but Starfire caught Crane’s wrist and gave it a wrench before delivering a swift kick to the midsection!
“Yak, yak, yak! Don't you ever shut up?" Starfire muttered and made Maddy's ear ring with a slap across the face.
Estrina quickly threw Maddy over her shoulders with a quick Snapmare, onto a seat, before backing into the ropes. Before her tinnitus cleared, Estrina returned and fired a Low Dropkick into the nape of her neck! Crane dropped to one side clutching her neck as she winced in pain, so Estrina rolled her flat and hooked the far leg for...
ONE!
Maddy buckled out of the cover but the stubborn Starfire tried again for yet another ‘ONE!’ count. "Are you kidding me?" Estrina yelled at the ref before snatching Maddy by the hair and yanked her back to her feet. While Estrina continued to reprimand the ref, Maddy swatted her grip away and smacked her with a stinging forearm! Estrina quickly reciprocated with a Haymaker but Maddy blocked with a raised guard before slapping The Flawless Fatale across the cheeks!
"How's that, cheater?" Mads growled as Estrina spun around with her mouth agape.
Starfire turned back and tried to deck Crane with a Clothesline only to curse when the redhead ducked under and shot for the ropes. Estrina intuitively threw a Back Elbow but Crane ducked under once more and hit the ropes before sending a knee into Estrina's face. "Get up asshole!" Maddy cursed as she peeled the dazed Starfire from the canvas and whipped her into the corner.
THUMP! Estrina groaned as her back slammed into the corner with both arms over the top rope to keep herself upright. Maddy rallied the crowd before charging at the Flawless Fatale with a Back Elbow of her own!
"NGHH!" Estrina slumped over while Maddy took the opportunity to rally the crowd before charging in again, however Starfire dropped to the canvas and rolled out of the ring, calling for a time out.
"Get back here ya sweaty dweeb!” Maddy barked as she joined Estrina by the ringside. Starfire broke into a sprint when she realized Crane was chasing her and led the other wrestler on a frenetic lap around the squared circle. After gaining enough distance, Estrina rolled back into the ring to set Maddy up for the Curb Stomp but NO--Maddy slipped back out of the ring just in time to avoid Starfire's trap.
"Hey ref, back the little oil slick off the ropes!" Maddy demanded as she walked up the steps and moved through the second ropes as the ref ushered the sweaty Starfire back.
"Doesn't matter, Maddy! I will still kick your ass!" Estrina snarled as she gestured for Crane to bring it.
"Really? Look at you! You are already sweating from that run outside the ring! I doubt you have any gas left!" Crane retorted as she lunged in.
Estrina went low and dumped Maddy on the floor with a Double Leg Takedown! From there she immediately sought out a Figure Four, alas Maddy shoved the Flawless One away with a boot to her butt. Crane hurried to verticality as Estrina stumbled away from her. Maddy seized the opportunity to grab her from behind but ended up taking a Spinning Wheel Kick to her face!
SPINNING WHEEL KICK:
youtu.be/ObFK8430ZAM
"Ompphhfff!" Maddy got thrown to the ground despite absorbing most of the kick with both raised arms. Before she could get up on her feet, Starfire rolled her over and mounted her opponent to secure a snug Sleeper!
"Would you prefer to lose like this? Or have me pit you out?" Estrina cackled as she tightened the hold around Maddy's neck.
Grunting quietly as she was pressed between Starfire’s svelte frame and the rough canvas, Crane tugged and pulled at the brunette’s encroaching bicep while struggling to make it to one knee. This proved easier said than done, as, sensing the attempt, Estrina wrapped her legs around Maddy’s (Starfire’s calves against the redhead’s shins) and prized them apart to deny her opponent any leverage. “Better answer me, loser!” Estrina raised her hips and smeck-smeck-smecked ‘em against Crane’s backside before tacking on a slow grind that earned several salacious cheers from the crowd’s more lecherous element. “Otherwise I might just turn you into a sweat rag right now!”
“Guuuhhh, got a better idea.” Maddy rasped. “Why don’t you turn into someone with better trash talHURRGH!”
Scowling at the defiance, Starfire yoked up on the Sleeper while aggressively grinding her chin into the crown of the other wrestler’s skull. “Ask her.” the Celestial Stunner snapped at Carpenter when the official crouched beside the action. “I think this wannabe is ready to pass out!”
Al was fairly certain that wasn’t the case, but there was a warm pink flush creeping into Maddy’s face so he said, “What do you say, Mads? Need me to call for the--”
“Bell? Not a chance. But maybe get me a towel? It feels like I’m wrestling a dead carpNNNGGGHHH!”
Starfire snatched a handful of red hair, yanked Crane’s head up, then THWHUNKED her forehead into the mat half a dozen times! Immediately thereafter she threaded her legs around Maddy’s waist and rolled onto her back to transform the Sleeper into a Rear Naked ChoNO!
The Sultana of Slapstick rolled through to end up on all fours. She was still mired deep in the Choke, but with her hands and knees planted Crane was able to clamber upright with the brunette clinging to her back. Angered by the redhead’s resilience, Starfire bore down on the Sleeper and yanked her foe’s noggin from side to side. “Give it up, loser!” she barked at Crane. “You’re no match for RRRHHH!” Maddy reached back, grabbed hold of Estrina’s hair and pulled her head down so the brunette’s chin was snug against Crane’s shoulder. In the next instant she went up on tiptoe, then dropped to her butt to THUMP Starfire’s jaw with a huge Backpack Stunner!
BACKPACK STUNNER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5EiejCM6Is
The impact blew Estrina’s hooks apart and she flopped onto her back with both arms splayed overhead. As for Crane, she flipped onto her tummy, jammed her shoulders into the pits of Estrina’s knees and surged forward to fold the Celestial Stunner into a Matchbook good for…
ONE…
TWO…
The Celestial Stunner popped her hips and twisted onto her side to break free of the pin with a second to spare. “Where do you think you’re going, big mouth?” Maddy chided as she rolled Estrina onto her stomach. “You trying to crawl away from this fight?”
Without waiting for an answer, she laid claim to the brunette’s left ankle, hoisted her lower leg off the mat, then cinched her left arm around Starfire’s calf. In the same instant she cupped her right hand over Estrina’s ankle and pushed forward to put intense pressure on her opponent’s knee!
INVERTED SINGLE LEG CRAB:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXeNUEkU-wQ
“AAARRRHHHHHH!” Starfire shrieked in pain, pounded a fist against the canvas, then set her hands flat and pushed up off the mat.
“Tap out!” Maddy hunched forward over the Asian Sensation to compound the strain on her knee. “Tap out right now, you sweaty little brat!”
“NO!” Estrina shook her head to make sure Carpenter and all the other idiots knew she wasn’t about to quit. “Kiss my ass, bytch! I’ll break this hold and then I’ll break your jaWOOOOOWWWW!”
Crane craaaaaaaaaanked the hold even tighter, forcing the sole of Estrina’s boot much closer to the back of her head. “What was that, baby? I don’t think you’re gonna do anything but submit, unless you want to get fitted for a knee-brace!”
"ARHHHHHH!! YOU F**KIN' BITCH!" Estrina cursed, raising her hand up as the crowd chanted ‘TAP! TAP! TAP!’ But instead of submitting, The Flawless Fatale shot her hand up and grabbed onto Crane's dangling hair!
"GAWD YOU CHEATING BITCH! LET ME GO!" Maddy screamed.
"NO! YOU LET GO OR YOU GO BALD!" Estrina barked back.
The ref counted down "ONE… TWO… THREE…" but it was Maddy who had to relinquish the hold first. Both competitors rolled away from each other and while Maddy raked her hair back several times to ensure her hair was still in place, The Glistening Grappler continued to roll out of the ring. Starfire exercised her aching knee for a bit to make sure they are still working before asking for a towel from the Announcer's table.
"Get back in here, dingus! Can't win a fair fight?" Crane snapped as Estrina wiped herself down at the ringside.
"Oh shut up! If I don't wipe myself down, you are gonna whine about how I keep escaping your submissions! I'm doing you a favor!" Starfire countered.
"I make no such HEY!" Maddy's words got cut off when Estrina threw the towel in her face, causing the New Yorker to stagger back from the ropes. And when she went to pull it away, Starfire slid into the ring and floored her with an Enzuigiri to the back of the head!
ENZUIGIRI
youtu.be/zaOP_KYs5pY
Maddy staggered away, barely managing to keep herself up with the support of the ropes. Just as she turned around, Starfire delivered a Toe Kick that doubled her over, then grabbed hold of one wrist. The Flawless Fatale wrenched the trapped arm over her head and delivered a stiff kick that buckled Maddy's knee. Another kick brought her all the way down, leaving Estrina to unleash a fury both physical and verbal. "Eat these, asshole!" Starfire reeled her leg back and sent knee after knee into Maddy's chest, before dropping her into a canvas with a knee strike that could be heard throughout the arena!
KNEELING KNEE STRIKES
youtu.be/-5qj6hhnbqs
Estrina slapped her sweaty back on top of Maddy and hooked her leg for the..
ONE!
TWO!
THRNOOOO!
Estrina sat up in disbelief before slapping the canvas while Maddy heaved hard. Mads rolled onto her fours, soon assisted by Starfire with the yank of her waistband and slaps to the back of the head. Estrina pulled Maddy into a Waistlock, looking for a German Suplex, but Crane resisted. Failing to pry Estrina's grip apart, Maddy shot a few elbows back into Estrina's face, forcing her to release. Estrina staggered for a bit and narrowly ducked an incoming clothesline from Crane. The Flawless Fatale hit the ropes but returned to get knocked down by a Crane Kick!
"UGHH!" Estrina grunted as she hit the deck in an awkward sprawl. Maddy wasted no time, picking Estrina back to her feet and onto her shoulders but Estrina slipped free! Landing right behind Maddy, she shoved the redhead away and bought a few precious seconds to slip her right hand into her left armpit. This paid immediate dividends when she FLICKED sweat into Maddy's eyes with practiced precision!
"AHHHHHH! MY EYES DAMN IT!" Maddy yelled as the sweat burned her eyes like acid.
"Sizzling?' Estrina taunted before mounting onto Maddy with one leg threaded over Maddy's and another draped across her neck. Starfire reached out for Maddy's distal arm and PULLED it towards herself!
OCTOPUS STRETCH
youtu.be/KkfmIIeXAWQ
"Now tap like a little bitch!”
Crane didn’t tap like anything, little bytch or otherwise, though this certainly wasn’t due to any lack of effort from the Celestial Stunner, who continued to craaaaaaaank back on Maddy’s right arm while simultaneously forcing the full weight of her thigh down against the base of the redhead‘s skull.
Understandably concerned by the increasingly ugly strain on his charge’s shoulder and neck, Al Carpenter crouched beside the action (albeit at a prudent distance) and asked, “What do you say, Mads? Need me to call for the--”
“Of course she does!” Starfire interrupted. “Didn’t you hear her bawling earlier? This little sweat-rag has tapped out almost half a dozen times already.”
“Oh, go f*ck yourself, slick.” Crane grunted. “I’m not about to tap to a hack like yooooOOWWW BITING!” Maddy shrieked at the top of her lungs. “SHE’S BITING, DAMMIT!”
Indeed she was, Starfire making no efforts to disguise the tactic when she slipped three of the New Yorker’s fingers into her mouth and began to chew. “Knock off the biting, Estrina. That’s your only warn--” Carpenter trailed off in irritated silence when the former Lightweight Champion pointed a defiantly raised index finger in his direction. Of course the lanky official wasn’t going to tolerate such flagrant disregard for the rules, so he began to count, “ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!”
Estrina abandoned her gnawing only to switch over to a Wristlock and a grip on Crane’s fingers that allowed her to bend the digits backward at a precarious angle. “GIVE UP!” Estrina demanded after another ten seconds of this torture. “You’re no match for me, loser! I want to hear you say RRRGHHH!”
The Princess of the Punchline couldn’t outright escape the Octopus so she balled her free hand into a fist and began pounding awkward little punches into the svelte brunette’s right thigh before grabbing hold of her kneepad and yanking it down by several inches. “That all you got?” Estrina wasn’t smirking anymore, she was pouring her power into the agonizing stretch. “Stop flailing and start crying, that’s what everyone expects from yoOOOHHH AAAARRRRGGGHHH!”
Crane worked a crude claw into the pit of Estrina’s knee and clamped down until her opponent’s lower leg went numb! Finally slipping free of Starfire’s tentacles when the pressure on her neck began to slacken, Mads swung around to Estrina’s left, grabbed hold of that wrist and threaded it backward through the Asian Sensation’s thighs so she could claim it with her right hand. From there she threaded her left arm under Estrina’s left bicep and wrenched it backward to complete the Pumphandle. Eyes wide with concern, Estrina had just enough time to shake her head ‘no, no, no!’ before the Queen of the Facebusters flipped her up, over and most importantly down, Crane dropping to one knee to THWHAM Starfire flat on her face, chest and belly!
PUMPHANDLE FACEBUSTER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U9xcjD8vGI
The Pumphandle Facebuster left the Flawless Fatale sprawled at the bottom of a crater, but Mads didn’t bother to go for a cover, instead she hooked her left kneepad with both thumbs and pulled it down to bare the bony joint. “You like using your knees, huh?” Crane plunged her hands into Starfire’s hair and pulled her to all fours. “That’s one thing we have in common.”
“Nuuuhhhh… I’m nothing like NGH! NGH! NGH!”
Estrina’s rebuttal ended in a flurry of displeased groans when Maddy jerked her down into a trio of knee on forehead collisions! It would’ve been more if Al didn’t look grumpy about the hair pull, so rather than deal with a warning Maddy got to her feet and stepped over the penitent Starfire to trap her in a Standing Headscissors. “Yeah you’re right, we’re nothing alike.” Crane admitted after she’d snatched Estrina’s wrists and pulled her arms up in wide ‘V’ shape. “I’m great and you’re nothing but a damp cheater.”
“Kuuuuhhhh… kiss my NNNNGGGGHHH!” Maddy went up on tiptoe, then dropped to her knees to THWHUNK Estrina’s forehead into the deck courtesy of a Kneeling Facebuster! Rolling to a seat with Starfire now trapped in a loose Headscissors, Mads crunched forward, hooked an arm around the brunette’s right leg and pulled it back in an awkward but effective Half Matchbook good for the…
KNEELING FACEBUSTER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUaPPqWjN1I
ONE…
TWO…
THRENOOOOOOOO!!
Starfire broke out of the three count, huffing and puffing as she tried to shake the stars in her head. Mads slapped the canvas in frustration but quickly capitalized on Starfire's groggy state, peeling her up from the canvas so she could throw her headfirst into the corner. Estrina spun around as her head THWUNKED the turnbuckle, resting with her back around the pads as Maddy proceeded to soften her up with a few haymakers before cradling her hamstring and powered her up to a seat on the ringpost. Maddy joined Estrina on the ropes and tucked her head under the arm, trying to haul The Flawless One onto the top rope. "NGHHHNN" Maddy grunted as Starfire punched her stomach. Crane relinquished the Front Facelock and hammered the small of Estrina's back but that was not enough to keep her still and the pair soon engaged in a fistfight atop the ropes!
Maddy eventually gained the upper hand, putting Estrina in a punch drunk state. However, just as she was about to set her up for a Superplex, Estrina slipped between her legs onto the deck and gave Maddy's hair a strong yank! "UGHH!!!" Crane mewled, clutching the back of her head after the ugly return to the deck.
"HAIR! ESTRINA! STO--UGHH!" The ref reprimanded Estrina for the hair-pulling only to be interrupted with a sweat flick into his mouth, causing him to sputter.
The arrogant Starfire pranced over to a Maddy and pushed her flat with a boot before stomping on her chest with a double bicep flex pose for the...
ONE!
TWO!
NOOO!!!
Even after Mads kicked out, the crowd continued to voice their displeasure with a chorus of boos but Estrina shrugged them off with a pit flick. Starfire grabbed Crane by the head and brought her up to her knee, just so her head was directly at hip level. Smirking, Starfire stuffed Mads face into her crotch and ground away for several seconds. "Feel the dampness of my suit? You’ll be soaking all of this up later!"
Furious, Mads angrily shoved Estrina backward but Estrina powered forward and put Maddy back on the ground with a stiff kick to the chest. The Flawless one draged the dazed New Yorker to her feet and tucked her head under an arm. "Feel the heat?" Estrina asked before snapping back, driving Maddy's head into the canvas with a DDT!
DDT
youtu.be/CvqweQoVJ2A
Maddy flopped onto the canvas into a heap as Estrina scuttled toward Maddy and hooked a leg for the...
ONE!
TWO!
THRENOO!!!
Maddy bucked from the cover to her stomach with half a second to spare, but didn't have the strength to shove Estrina off. Still in control, Estrina straddled Crane’s back and delivered a few slaps to the back of her head. "Just take the fall, bytch! You have no chance!" Estrina yelled angrily before yanking Maddy to her wobbly stems. Just as Estrina clutched onto Maddy's wrist, the redhead reversed into an Arm Wrench before doubling Estrina with a Toe Kick to the stomach. Throwing an arm over the shoulders, Maddy cradled Estrina's glutes, then hauled her into the air and dropped her face-first onto the canvas!!!
BELLY TO BACK WHEELBARROW FACEBUSTER:
youtu.be/Pbn9kQQ74z4
Maddy rolled Estrina onto her back and sat on her chest, hugging one leg for the...
ONE!
TWO!
THRENOOOOOOOO!
The Flawless One powered out of the cover with a glassy-eyed expression on her face. Unsatisfied with the outcome, Maddy picked Estrina up once more and trapped her in a Full Nelson. Swinging one leg forward, Maddy looked to end put Estrina away with a Full Nelson Facebuster but Estrina managed to slip away using her vaunted sweatiness and smacked Maddy with a High Knee!
CELESTIAL HIGH KNEE @ 00:23
youtu.be/BmRniOWgC9M
Both ladies dropped onto their back after the series of exchanges, biding their time to catch some air.
Currently the only member of the contest still on their feet, Al Carpenter allowed his weary charges an internal count of five to see if they’d begin to stir, but when neither showed any signs of life he flicked a finger into the air and called, “ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX!”
Starfire and Crane rolled in opposite directions, each wrestler finishing on all fours with battle-damp hair hanging lank and stringy over their eyes. Rising to their knees and flicking it off their foreheads brought the other into view and while technically the count should’ve continued, Al chose to halt it when the ladies knee-walked toward their rival and-- CRAAACK! Estrina laid a searing comet trail across Maddy’s chest courtesy of a Knife-Edge Chop that made the whole lower bowl wince in sympathetic anguish.
Jaw clenched against the pain, Mads reared back and answered in kind with a Knife-Edge that threatened to spill the brunette’s bounty from their cups. “Nice welt, ‘Streenie’.” Crane huffed as Starfire threw an arm across her chest. “Lemme land a few more, I can probably turn it into an autogra--”
The Celestial Stunner had craftily slid her left hand into her right armpit in anticipation of flicking another mist into Maddy’s eyes, alas this attempt proved far less successful than previous efforts because Crane simply unloaded a straight right hand to the brunette’s mouth the instant Estrina twitched to life!
“Hey, watch the closed fists, Mads!” Al cajoled as Starfire reeled back on her haunches with one hand pressed to her mashed mug.
“I did, I watched it knock a few teeth loose. Now do me a favor and watch THIS.” Scrambling to boot-leather, Crane made a show of sticking the tips of both index fingers into her mouth as she circled around behind the reeling Lightweight. “Feel free to sing along if you know the words.” Mads told the FAWNatics after she’d pulled her fingers loose. “Hey Estrina… WET WILLY!” Roars of amusement from those assembled when the Princess of the Punchline jammed her damp fingers in Estrina’s ears and twiddled ‘em around like she was trying to poke the brunette’s brain!
“EEEEEEEEWWWW DISGUSTING!” Starfire writhed out of Crane’s grip, exploded to her feet and reeled away from the other wrestler as she tried to steady her equilibrium. “HOW DARE YOU!” Estrina shrieked at the grinning redhead. “EXPOSING ME TO SUCH UNSANITARY TACTICS, I SHOULD HAVE YOU FIN--”
Starfire went from angry to apoplectic when Crane ran a hand over her tummy and flicked a mist of sweat in the Celestial Stunner’s direction. “You know what you should do, Estrina?” she asked quietly. “You should learn to take the sort of shyt you dish out. And if you can’t do that, try shutting that whiny mouth of yo--”
“BYTCH!” Starfire came on in a fury, the sleek brunette taking flight with another High Knee that would’ve caved Maddy’s jaw in if the New Yorker hadn’t twisted out of the way at the last second. Up on one foot a heartbeat before Estrina managed to turn around, Mads sprang off her plant foot for a Crane Kick that Starfire avoided by the slimmest of margins.
Electing to run the ropes to build momentum for her next attack, Estrina didn’t realize that Maddy had done the same until she came of the strands and saw the Queen of the Facebusters heading her way at top speed. Incensed by the escalating evasions, Starfire put on another burst of speed and took to the skies, the former Lightweight Champion twisting sideways in mid-air for a high impact Crossbody that--SMECK-SMACK!
It’s said that great minds think alike which means that they sometimes suffer alike. Such was the case here as Maddy’s Crossbody met Estrina’s full force, brunette and redhead seeming to fold around one another before gravity reclaimed its hold and drew them both to the canvas in a tangled, groaning pile.
Estrina slowly rolled to her stomach and then to all fours, as did Mads. The exhausted wrestlers crawled together, reared back on their haunches and began firing heavy slaps at her opponent’s face!
-CRACK!- "Does that hurt? BI--ARGH!!"
"Do your worst! Sweat freak!" Maddy snarled as she slapped back.
They continued to slap each other out as they fought to their feet, though after the series of exchanges it was clear that Maddy was gaining the upper hand as she dazed Starfire with successive slaps. Maddy tried to finish her offense with a Clothesline but Estrina ducked under at the last moment and grabbed Maddy by the underarms and took her down with a Backslide, shoulders on the canvas, for the..
ONE!
TWO!
NOOOOOOO!
Maddy buckled out of the predicament and somersaulted onto her knees. The quicker Starfire popped right back and tried to take Maddy's head off with a kick, but the Princess of Punchline ducked under that as well and caught Starfire between the legs, rolling her up with a schoolgirl pin for the...
ONE!
TWO!
THRENOOOOOOO!
Estrina powered out of the close fall, using the momentum to roll herself into the ropes. This time, Maddy wasn't so lucky as Estrina managed to knock her to the canvas with a knee to her face!
SHINING WIZARD:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTc8RSCFm3E&ab_channel=LearnWrestlingMoves
Maddy laid out flat against the canvas, wincing in pain as The Flawless One stood up to make her plans known, pulling down her right knee pad to expose the bony joint. Once that was done she shuffled to Crane’s side and clutched onto one wrist as she peeled her off the canvas and set her up in a kneeling position. She moved behind Maddy and secured her other wrist and stretched them back. "Any last words?" Estrina asked.
"Ughhh..f**k..yoARGHHH!!!" Maddy grunted as The Flawless One yanked her backward and drove her right knee into the base of the redhead’s skull!
EVENT HORIZON
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Maddy went cold as she collapsed face-first onto the canvas. As a final insult, Estrina rolled Crane over and laid across her in a side reclining position, one armpit over her opponent’s face as the ref counted off…
ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
"Ladies and gentlemen, your winner via pin-fall… ESTRINA STARFIRE!"
"How's it being my sweat rag?" Estrina cackled as she ground her sweaty underarm against Maddy's insensate features. "Next time I talk, just do yourself a favor and stay backstage! Understand?" Estrina stood up and demanded the ref to raise her arm, smiling despite the jeers from the crowd as the screen faded into the promo for the next match.