Post by hawkeye on Aug 2, 2020 23:59:59 GMT
Things had gone from bad to worse for FAWN’s Latina Strike Force. While keeping themselves viable via success on the dark show circuit around the burgs of central Florida, their Pay-Per-View parties had been less than successful. First being plucked for a shot at the champions Gold Standard and not only losing but losing their founding member, Soledad Sanchez, then losing to the Lost Daughters of Ginnifer Chadwick and Tiffany Mayes after sticking up for Gabby Mendoza in the ‘disagreement’ with her former partner.
Thankfully, the vindictive atmosphere between the Gs, Gabby’s recent clearance to perform, and the conflict therein had them back on the big stage with another chance. The FAWNatics were all about it, buzzing as they waited for the Latinas return.
The crowd hopped out of their seats at the first sign of their familiar accompaniment, the sellout throng using the space in front of them as their own personal dance floors, shifting their hips in time with the music.
SOME LIKE IT CALIENTE:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui0hDQLcWTg
The now younger version of Muy Caliente pushed through the curtains and sambas to center stage noticeably joined by the chief bubble-blowing bad girl herself. Caliente-Plus had the multitudes in the palms of their hands, the throngs obviously excited about the opportunity for this three-woman mash-up and hoping they could get their revenge and a much-needed W.
With supportive signs scattered throughout the bowl, Soto, Garcia and even Mendoza pointed and pumped fists at their fans before breaking toward the ramp and ring, Gabby embracing the positive energy with a guilty grin.
SOSHANA SOTO:
SOFIA GARCIA:
GABBY MENDOZA:
The sultry Sofia led the way in a two-piece, neon, violet number that caught eyes and stirred hearts. The white-hot Cuban firecracker waved her hands then slapped those extended toward her by the adoring masses.
Close behind was the spicy little lucha, Soshana Soto. Lil So-So’s wardrobe included a purple sports bra top with gold trim, her bottoms the same color as her top, flaps covering the back, also with a gold trim. On her right arm was a gold sleeve with purple and white streamers running from her wrist to mid bicep. She finished her togs with black knee pads, a pair of gold colored boots and kick pads with purple trim.
The Baby-Faced Bubblicious connoisseur trailed her new-found friends looking very different, her iconic mini-skirt and bustier replaced by a purple and gold number, the two piece of crop top and booty shorts showing solidarity with Soto’s color scheme. ( www.etsy.com/no-en/listing/671209460/pro-wrestling-gear-womens-crop-top-and ). Black pads and gold boots complete the makeover.
Mendoza seemed not only focused, but energized by the new blood surrounding her and she chewed on her trademark pink wad enthusiastically, blowing the requisite bubbles then popping them with a darting tongue.
Reaching the ring, Soshana circled, trading high fives. Garcia completed the lap in the opposite direction, doing the same. A bemused Gabby, not used to playing to the FAWNatics, waited at the steel steps for her partners to return. When they did, Mendoza acceded to Lil So-So for Caliente-Plus, Soshana taking the lead.
Soto bounded up, wiped her boots on the apron, and moved halfway down the ropes. She grabbed the top cable and flung herself over in a front flip, hitting the landing flawlessly. Meanwhile, the rookie turned toward the myriad of fans, wrapping her arms around the uppermost cable behind her. She back-flipped gracefully within the confines, the crowd loudly showing their appreciation.
The veteran of the group slid through more surreptitiously, leaving the spotlight on her counterparts. Certainly, she was in the ring to be part of the show and to back-watch her young amigas but mostly she was there to leave her former G a steaming pile of blonde.
The diminutive Mexican moved to Sofia and shared stereo high-fives with her Cuban counterpart and Mendoza divided her raised palms between the two. The bouncy young Latinas took turns introducing themselves to each side of the arena, arms raised, returning the abundant love from the stands as their music faded and the voice of the Announcer took its place while Mendoza remains in the middle, her dark eyes already on the upper stage.
“Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is a Six Woman Tag match scheduled for one fall with a thirty-minute time limit. Introducing first, from La Paz Mexico…she stands five feet one inch tall and weighs in tonight at one hundred and twelve pounds… Pequeno Dinamita… SOSHANA SOTO! Her partner, hailing from Holguin, Cuba…standing five feet two inches tall and weighing in at one hundred and fifteen pounds, the Cuban Missile…SOFIA GARCIA! And their partner, from Irving Texas, standing five feet five inches tall and weighing in at one hundred and twenty-two pounds, G-Money…GABBY MENDOZA! Together they are MUY CALIENTE-PLUS!”
The arena thundered with an enthusiastic ovation, eager to see if the addition to the Latina Strike Force would put them over the Pay-Per-View hurdle.
The lights went down in time with the arrival of some low static warbling that swiftly rose to a lung-shredding shriek before giving way to the pounding, discordant pulse of Dead Sara’s ‘We Get What We Deserve’.
WE GET WHAT WE DESERVE:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWEKS3-kWgc
I'm watching the static on the TV
and my eyes are bleeding.
It's just the visions of who I was
never really who I am.
A spotlight pierced the dark shortly thereafter, the single beam cutting down from the rafters to illuminate three figures though only one currently faced the stage. Head bowed at the start, Tiffany Mayes looked up and offered a malicious smile to the surprised throng when the ground beneath her feet seemingly went into business for itself, twisting the Orphan of Midnight away to reveal the Silent Sage herself, Claudia Rooney. No words from the veteran redhead terror, she simply raised an index finger to her lips, ‘hushing’ the jeering FAWNatics as the turntable revealed the final third of this dangerous disparate triptych.
The truth in disguise, you sync your revenge
It's hard to deny, it's left with no one.
No safe place to hide, it's all in your head.
We get what we deserve,
Yeah we get what we deserve.
TIFFANY MAYES:
CLAUDIA ROONEY:
GINNIFER CHADWICK:
Cool green eyes hidden behind a black pair of her trademark Lolita shades, Ginnifer Chadwick dipped her head ever so slightly, the subtle signal enough to pivot Mayes and Rooney into position on her left and right respectively. Flanked by her fellow outcasts and left-behinds, the second generation superstar raised her left hand showing three fingers, a sigil that Tiffany and Claudia mirrored immediately thereafter. This show of solidarity clearly stoked the crowd’s ire but it only served as motivation for the Lost Daughters as they started down the ramp to the squared circle with Chadwick ever so slightly in the lead.
For tonight’s trios tussle with her traitorous former friend and the hyperactive idiots that dared rally to her gum-splattered standard, dirty blonde Ginnifer sported a black version of her classic strapless one-piece, the initials ‘GC’ emblazoned at the bust, letterman-style, in neon pink script, the uppermost curve of each letter extending just above the cups. Her pads and boots were a shiny matching black, though the laces were the same fevered pink of her initials. Aloof as ever in spite of the back-up and the massed vitriol of the crowd, Ginnifer paid them no mind whatsoever, save to occasionally swat at the schlubby hand of some idiot that dared reach a bit too close. Shades be damned, the astute observer knew Chadwick’s eyes never left those of Gabby Mendoza.
Recent iconoclast Tiffany Mayes was a quite a bit more animated in her dismissal of the aisle-side idiots, the lithe, lissome blonde happily extending a middle finger (or both) to within inches of the slack, disgusting faces that dared question the motivations and tactics of her newfound friends. Like Chadwick, the Orphan of Midnight sported black attire, though hers came in two pieces. Bandeau up top and boy-cut trunks below, each half trimmed in bright arterial red. Her low, sleek wrestling shoes are a matching black while her pads and boots match the bloody trim of her togs.
Last but certainly not least, the Muted Menace more than lives up to her moniker, Claudia taking in the roar of the crowd and the frenetic movements of her opposition with the same clinical disinterest that’d allowed her to dominate and denigrate the best names among FAWN’s Lightweight ranks. For her first pay-per-view appearance alongside Ginnifer and Tiffany, she wore a sturdy black two-piece with cool purple flames airbrushed on the top and across the seat. The fiery scheme carried over to her pads and boots as both were a matching purple, a perfect complement for the chunky bands adorning each wrist.
A mite disconcerted by the pack-like way they split apart to claim three sides of the squared circle, the Announcer took a deep breath to steady himself before he raised his mic. And introducing their opponents, First, hailing from Princeton, New Jersey, she stands at five feet four inches tall and weighs in at one hundred and twenty-five pounds, she is The Iconoclast, TIFFANY MAYES! And her partner, hailing from New Haven, Connecticut, she stands at five feet three inches tall and weighs in at one hundred and fourteen pounds, she is the Silent Sage, CLAUDIA ROONEY! And finally, their partner. Hailing from Savannah, Georgia, she stands at five feet finches tall and weighs in at one hundred and nineteen pounds, she is ‘Gorgeous’ GINNIFER CHADWICK and together they are the LOST DAUGHTERS!”
Dipping through the strands at the culmination of that proclamation, the Lost Daughters went straight for MCP and would’ve engaged them then and there if the foolishly brave Craig Long hadn’t stepped between the dueling trios as they reached center ring. Ginnifer snorted in disgust but didn’t advance, choosing instead to remove her shades so she could let her full disgust for G-Money shine through. Gabby brushed it off, dared the blonde to come for her and was disappointed when Chadwick handed her shades to the zebra and stormed back to the opposite corner with Tiffany and Claudia playing serving as rearguard.
Understandably startled by the arrangement presented when the bell sounded, the FAWNatics powered through their confusion to offer a rousing cheer to none other than Gabby Mendoza (seriously, what sort of sorcery is this?) when the Baby-Faced Killer headed out to confront her former partner. Reaching the center well ahead of the Gorgeous One, Mendoza put her hands on her hips and asked, “Why you still over there, Ginnifer? Fight’s out here, honey! Or are you having second thoughts?” Gabs punctuated her question with a loud ‘pop’ from tonight’s gum of choice.
As for Chadwick, she heard every bit of the brunette’s bluster, but she ignored it (or at least pretended to) in favor of a conference with Tiffany and Claudia. Another snappy ‘pop’ drew the blonde’s attention to Mendoza, who greeted her with a pair of middle fingers. Sofia and Soshana looked as though they didn’t quite approve of their new teammate’s display, yet they couldn’t help but smirk at the irritation that passed across Ginnifer’s face.
“I’m sorry, were you saying something?” Chadwick asked, her tone light and dismissive. “All I heard was a cow chewing its cud.”
Gabby snorted, took a step back and used the toe of one boot to swipe an invisible line on the mat. “Step up to the line if you dare, G-Honey.” the brunette chided. “Step up and I’ll cash your traitorous ass out once and for--”
“Me? I’M a traitor?” Ginnifer stormed out of her corner, though her approach began to slow as she closed on Mendoza. “I carried your lazy, hot-dogging, selfish, dead-weight ass for YEARS and you have the nerve to call me a traitor?”
Gabby rolled her shoulders, raised her hands and beckoned the blonde to get just a *little* closer. “All right, all right, traitor is a little harsh. Really, we both know the only word for you is--”
“Don’t you dare.” Chadwick threatened.
“Bytch-facNNNNGGGGHH!”
Ginnifer slapped Gabby flush in the mouth, then jabbed an index finger into her sternum for emphasis. “You’re the only bytch in this ring, Gabrielle.” Ginnifer said softly. “That’s a fact I plan to stamp all over your weasely little facNNNGGGGGHH!”
Mendoza slapped her back and just like that they were in each others hair, the one time G’s shrieking like Furies as they tried to bare great patches of her opponent’s scalp!
This display of explosive cattiness earned a roar from the crowd and a muttered curse from Craig Long as he waded into the fray. “Ok ladies, let’s keep it out of each other’s hair! C’mon, you know better than that!”
Gabby and Ginnifer broke apart with a mutual shove that would’ve come together in a second clench if Chadwick hadn’t hit full reverse while the Texan was occupied with the zebra. “Hey, where ya going?” Gabby juked her way by Craig and went straight for her blonde. “Get your ass back here Ginnifer, we’re not--”
The Gorgeous One reached her corner and raised a hand that was promptly swatted by Claudia Rooney. “I spent years doing things on your terms, Gabs.” Chadwick explained after she’d slipped through the ropes. “Now we do things my way.”
Gabby would’ve answered but Claudia didn’t give her any time, apparently the redhead was more than willing to share the Lock-Up that Ginnifer avoided. Forced to cede several steps to the Quiet Riot before she managed to brace her back foot, Mendoza shoved a hand under Rooney’s chin and pushed backward in an attempt to steer her toward a neutral cor-“ERRHH!”
Claudia suffered the encroaching hand so she could catch Gabby’s free wrist in both hands. Once it was hers she hopped back and jerked down on the captured limb to send a painful jolt twinge through the brunette’s shoulder and elbow.
“Yeah Claudia, tear her arm off!” Tiffany urged as her partner piled on with a trio of Arm Wringers, the last of which left Mendoza doubled over and slapping at her torqued shoulder.
“You got this, Gabby! You got this!” Sofia called from Muy Caliente’s side of town. “Just cuz she’s ginger doesn’t mean she can match your heat-YEAH! There you go! Get her, girl!”
Mendoza dropped to one knee, tucked her chin against her chest and tumbled through a quick little somersault that brought her back to verticality with the pressure on her shoulder blessedly relieved. Not content to simply escape Rooney’s trap, Gabby took control of the Wristlock and gave the redhead a taste of her own medicine with a pair of lightning-quick Arm Wringers. From there she circled ‘round behind and folded Claudia’s arm up between her shoulders in a painfully simple Hammerlock.
“I don’t know what Chadwick and Mayes promised to get you to sign on the dotted line, honey.” Mendoza put a hand against Rooney’s elbow and continued to push, thus forcing the redhead onto tiptoe. “But anyone who gets between me and Ginnifer is gonna have their ass kicked up between their shoulders, understaHEYWHOAH!”
Claudia curled her free arm around the back of Gabby’s head and pulled down, forcing the Texan to crouch along with her. Doing so alleviated the worst of the strain on her arm, so Rooney launched herself into air and neatly laid out on her hip to sling Mendoza halfway across the ring with a nimble take on the Snapmare.
Already on her feet by the time the brunette pushed to one knee, Claudia locked eyes with Gabby and made a point of ‘snapping’ her waistband against her hips. “I’M standing between you and Chadwick, punk.” explained the Whispering Warrior. “You want her? Get through me. If you can.”
“They’re in your head, Gabby.” Soto said from a short distance away. “Tag out, catch your breath. Let me handle this brat.” Mendoza took a deep breath, got up and backed into the hotter side of town without taking her eyes off Rooney.
“Scurry away, little girl.” the redhead murmured half a heartbeat before Soshana made the tag and vaulted her way into the ring. No talkin’ from Little So-So, she swept Claudia into a Collar & Elbow that she turned into a grinding Side Headlock within seconds.
Grinning as Rooney swatted at her midsection, Soto drove a hip into Claudia’s belly and tossed her over, Soshana riding her Headlock all the way to the canvas so she could continue to wrench and reef on the other woman’s noggin. “Not too hot for you, is it chica?” Soto asked as she worked to keep her chin away from Claudia’s questing hands. “Hope you don’t decide to tap out before things really heat upPRRGHHH!”
Rooney couldn’t reach Soto’s chin so she got her hair instead, a healthy, mean-spirited handful that let her crank the La Paz native’s head back far enough for Claudia to snake her legs around her foe’s throat. Ankles crossed, Rooney drew the brunette down into a Headscissors she pulsed forcefully enough to make Soshana beat her heels on the canvas. “You’re in over your head, bytch.” Claudia relinquished the hair-hold so she could PWAK several hard punches into Soto’s tummy. “All your cute little dance moves and Spin Class tricks aren’t gonna accomplish shyt against--”
Soshana gripped her attacker’s thigh in both hands, raised both knees as high as she could, then popped her hips to break the Headscissors and kip to her feet in a single bound! “Don’t be jealous just because you ain’t got no rhythm.” Soto chided. “You can still be a great wrestler, you’re just not Caliente material.”
Claudia scoffed, shook her head, then planted her feet and raised one hand to the rafters. “If Caliente material means getting smashed with three finishers in a row, then I guess I’m not.” she agreed. “Now, if you’re looking to prove you’re something more than Tiffany’s crash-pad…why don’t you shimmy your obnoxious little ass over here and take my Test?”
The diminutive Mexican was hardly one to shirk a challenge, particularly against such a patronizing puta like the redhead. She strode to Rooney, lifting a hand to meet Claudia’s.
“For someone who’s supposed to let their actions speak for them, you sure run your mouth a lot, don’t you?”
Soto laced one set of fingers with the Quiet Riot and lifted the other set to do the same when Lil’ So-So surged and pivoted around the startled Rooney, Soshana suddenly tight to the redhead’s back with a Hammerlock pressing Claudia’s right arm tight between.
“I should’ve known you’re a scared little Chihuahua,” Rooney snarled, wincing and moving to tiptoes when Soshana ratcheted up on the Armlock. Soto gave a playful gnaw of Claudia’s shoulder.
“But I bite, gringa.” Little Dynamite added, spinning Claudia out of the Hammerlock so they faced each other, the lightning fast feet of Soto showing themselves when Soshana buried a Toe Kick into Claudia’s ivory abdomen, doubling her foe over with a groan. Soto vaulted over the bent Rooney, sliding down her foe’s back, ending on the canvas on her backside, arms twisted around the redhead’s lower limbs. The Latina pulled Claudia off her feet with the Sunset Flip, stacking the Lost Daughter on her shoulders for the…
ONE…
TWO…
Rooney pushed out of the pinning predicament and scrambled to her feet nearly as quickly as the native of La Paz. But not fast enough as Soto landed a fiery Dropkick to her rival’s chest, sending Claudia into a drunken backpedal. Rooney’s spine hit the rubber-coated steel of the cables, the ropes bouncing the Quiet Riot toward her after the rebound.
Having kipped to her feet with the greatest of ease, Lil’ So-So drew the stumbling Claudia into a Bear Hug, Soto’s arms cinching around her foe’s waist She tried to lift the redhead up and over with a Belly-to-Belly, but Rooney blocked with a grapevining, anchoring stem. Blindingly fast, Soshana improvised, shooting a knee into the redhead’s ribs to loosen Rooney’s resolve. She ripped and flipped the Lost Daughter over with a Snap Suplex instead.
Kicking her feet up in the air to regain momentum, Soto dragged a wobbly Claudia to her feet and landed a second buggywhip to the backbone in a row. Of course, being from south of the border, she needed the tres of her amigas. She hauled Claudia to her feet and, despite the urging of her Lost counterparts, Rooney couldn’t stop Pequeno Dinamita from ripping her through another ring-rattling landing at warp speed. After the trio, Soto kips to her feet to the delight of the crowd.
THREE AMIGAS:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoHH79jKyC8
Soshana skipped on the pin attempt, grabbing a wrist and shoulder and guiding a faltering Rooney to vertical. She aimed the redhead at a neutral corner and flung her away with an Irish Whip. In time with Claudia’s turn and back-first collision with the corner, Soto was off like a shot. She flew in from several feet out, a tiny avalanche BLASTING the Quiet Riot.
As she sprung away from the jellied Claudia and started trotting to the opposite corner for another run, Rooney’s trembling legs gave out and a turning Soshana grinned impudently. She sprinted across the canvas, launching from yards away, her abbreviated tawny stems leading the way, Lil’ So-So ready to buck her auburn-maned bronco. But Claudia rolled clear with Soshana airborne. Soto’s dark eyes went wide and the result, if anything, was worse than her fears, Soto’s crotch meeting steel post instead of Claudia’s jaw.
Stricken from the cruel collision, a teary-eyed, slackjawed Soto, curled into a fetal ball, whimpering as she imploded on the canvas, Sofia and Gabby frowning at the awful change of fortunes.
Claudia gave Lil’ So-So a stomp on the way by but seemed more than happy to turn the keys over to Tiffany, reaching a hand out before Ginnifer intercepted and slapped the redhead’s palm.
“Be back in a sec,” Chadwick promised the perturbed Mayes, Gin Blossom sliding through and striding to Soto. She offered a wink at Gabby on the way. Reaching her target, she grabbed a handful of ebony locks and pulled the bite-sized Latina to stooped feet, Soshana pigeon-toed and huffing.
The second-generation star lifted a series of knees, pistoning blow after blow into Lil’ So-So’s lowered forehead until she could only remain off the canvas by leaning heavily into G-Honey. Moving perpendicular to Soto, Ginnifer folded the Latina’s near leg and lifts her, then dropping the Mexican’s shin across the plank of her leg, apparently hoping to break it but at least planning on taking away one of Soshana’s wheels.
SHINBREAKER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3bZFSbYBcU
As Soto dropped to the canvas in anguish, Chadwick retained a hold of the limb by an ankle and viciously stomped away at Soto’s hammie, the Gorgeous One dissecting Soshana so her foe’s most important weapon, her speed, was removed. Satisfied, Ginnifer pivoted and flipped Lil So-So to her chest. Chadwick settled in a reverse-facing straddle, the blonde dropping into a low crouch to curl Soto’s captured stem in an agonizing arch with a Single Leg Crab.
SINGLE LEG CRAB:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-tPjjvYfzc
Soto howled in pain, distant from the saving cables, her boot sole nearly brought to the back of her skull by the clinical precision of Ginnifer’s submission.
“I believe the words you’re looking for are ‘no mas’,” Gin Blossom informed.
Soto shook her head, face contorted in pain, her left hand rose over the canvas and Gabby’s seen enough. She slid through the cables but Chadwick was at the ready, screaming at Craig to make him aware of the Baby-Faced Killer’s approach. He intercepted the bubble-blower and guided her back toward the Caliente corner, allowing Chadwick to try and rip Soto’s stem from its socket.
At least until the third member of the Latina Strike Force entered as Gabby was forced to exit and THUMPED a running stomp into the back of Ginnifer’s skull, breaking the Crab and letting Soshana sigh in relief as her throbbing leg WAS allowed to return to a natural position.
Unwilling to allow her Lost sibling to suffer at the hands of the Cuban member of the caravan, Midnight’s Fugitive entered and SPEARED the holy hell out of the Caribbean Firecracker, folding the junior member of Caliente-Plus over her shoulder like a cheap skirt then PLOWING her into the deck. Mayes hovered over the splayed, gasping Garcia on her haunches, shouting at Sofia, letting Garcia know who laid her out.
Afraid of losing all control this early, Long pushed the risen, former Inquisitor toward the exit while Ginnifer gladly accepted the role of guiding Sofia back to G-Money, Irish Whipping Garcia all the way to home base, the Cuban Missile turning into a rough back-first collision with the buckles.
Gin Blossom yanked Soto up from all fours and aimed the bite-sized Mexican after her partner. There’s a significant hitch in Lil So-So’s giddy-up but not enough to prevent Soto from turning and SANDWICHING Garcia, the lovely Latinas stacked. The Gorgeous One followed suit, doubling up on the SPLASH, Muy Caliente CRUSHED beneath her flawless frame, the battering ram of a blonde staying just out of range from a swipe by her former partner.
Grabbing a wrist of Soto’s, she peeled the flagging Mexican off her Cuban counterpart. As she did, Sofia’s legs collapsed, Garcia landing on her backside. With the least experienced of Caliente-Plus removed as a buffer, Gabby hopped to the bottom rope on one side of the corner and sank her fingers into the flaxen mane of the opposite-facing Ginnifer.
Mendoza pulled wildly at the golden locks, G-Honey screaming “HAIR!” as her head was swept from side to side, G-Money not caring for the words of the scolding Long in the least.
By the time the man reached ‘FOUR’, Soto was loose from a whiplashed Chadwick. She tagged the shoulder of a highly motivated Mendoza. When Gabby released her grip to enter, Ginnifer dashed to safer ground across the ring, tagging the rested and ready Orphan of the Church.
Mayes entered and got only a couple steps form her corner when it’s her turn to be flattened, a leaping Gabby taking her down with a Meteora. Ending in an ironic schoolgirl press of Tiff, the Texas Terror suddenly turned fan favorite pounded away with swabbing combos, knocking Tiffany’s noggin right and left.
The mutual thrashing of his charges meant the Schoolgirl was more ground & pound than pin, so Craig let Mendoza work through her frustrations for an internal five count before he said, “All right Gabby, open that hand or break the mount!” He’d expected everything save prompt compliance but that’s what the brunette provided, though admittedly she traded her closed hands for a double fistful of the blonde’s long locks. Craig was too startled to complain about fresh transgression and to Mendoza’s credit she switched from Hair-hold to Wristlock as soon as she and Mayes were uprig--
“EERRGGGH!” Tiffany proved less forgiving of the brunette’s lapse in manners and so answered it with one of her own, namely a thumb jabbed into Mendoza’s right eye!
“HEY!” Long barked as Mayes seized control of the Wristlock. “Keep away from the eyes, Tiffany!”
“Shut your mouth or I’ll slap it around sideways, asshole.” Mayes replied without taking her eyes off the Texan she’d just slung into the strands. Holding her ground in the center of the ring, Tiff doubled over at the last possible second, meaning it was all the more impressive when Gabby dropped to her knees and CRACKED a short, savage Slap across her foe’s face!
Mayes rocked back on her heels and stumbled a few steps without going down, in face Mendoza had barely returned to verticality when the Orphan of Midnight lunged at her with an explosive short-range Clothes-- Mendoza hooked her right arm around the exposed bicep, dipped beneath it and circled ‘round behind Tiffany to catch a Front Facelock as she spun out on the far side. The Baby-Faced Killer kicked both feet forward and laid out flat on her back to THAWHONK the crown of Tiffany’s skull into the canvas with a flawless Float-Over DDT!
FLOAT-OVER DDT:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Di6IIRrgSdg
Mayes somersaulted through the impact to a slumped seat, it would’ve been more economical for Mendoza to simply stretch her out flat, but economical did nothing to sate the brunette’s anger, so she scrambled to her feet and promptly THWHAPPED both of ‘em into the base of Tiffany’s skull courtesy of a Basement Dropkick. That toppled the blonde over onto her side and now Gabby did go for the cover, hooking the inside leg in a snug Back Press good for…
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TWO…
Ginnifer and Claudia were on their way into the squared circle when Tiffany powered free. The near encroachment didn’t go unnoticed by Soshana or Sofia, though by the time they pointed it out to Craig the Lost Daughters were safely ensconced on the apron.
Credit the will of one Gabby Mendoza, she kept her attention focused on Tiff despite the looming presence of her former partner. Peeling Mayes off the mat with a simple Wristlock, the Texan slung her blonde to the Caliente corner and followed along no less than three steps behind. Unaware of anything save the looming turnbuckles, Tiffany gnashed her teeth through the BWUUUNG of buckles on back, then let out a surprised “UUNNNGGGHH!” when Gabby hopped onto the second strand and skipped right off to drive a heavy Back Elbow into the side of her head!
SPRINGBOARD BACK ELBOW:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPBaEN_yDVM
SMACK!
Gabby made the exchange with Sofia Garcia, but rather than retreat to the apron she shoved Tiff out of the corner and hopped to the top rope in a single bound. “Get her in your sights.” Mendoza said to Garcia. Then to Mayes, “Where you goin’, bytch-face?”
Tiffany whirled around showing fire in her eyes only to get seriously dimmed when Gabby leapt out into the void and CRAAACKED her across the mouth with a Big League Bytch Slap! Mendoza and Mayes hit the deck within heartbeats of one another, but Gabby wasted no time barrel-rolling under the bottom rope while poor gobsmacked Tiffany remained sprawled right where she’d land--“NNNNNNNGGGGGGHHHH!”
It’s unknown whether the former Inquisitor was even aware that Mendoza had made the tag, which was probably why Sofia Garcia made the conscious decision to introduce herself so emphatically. Already lined up on the apron when Mayes came crashing down, the Cuban highflier leapt onto the top rope, blew the Lost Daughters a kiss, then took to the void for a sharply-angled somersault that brought her THWHUMPING down atop Tiffany’s chest! Sidling around so that she was facing the opposing corner, Garcia hooked the far leg and nodded in time with the ref’s count of…
SPRINGBOARD SENTON ATOMICO:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcZQUMEGkA8
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TWO…
THRNOOOO!
Tiff twisted free with a whisper to spare, but it was still too close for Ginnifer and Claudia to take the risk, so they rushed through the ropes and unleashed several quick stomps on the protesting Garcia! Of course Gabby and Soshana weren’t about to tolerate such a flagrant violation of the rules so they entered the fracas as well, Soto going for Rooney while the former G’s came together like they were magnetized. No show of technical mat prowess or high flying expertise, this was little more than Doubles Bar Fighting, the quartet of lightweights just HAMMERING away with flurries of punches and slaps when they weren’t trying to denude their foe’s scalp.
Stunned by how rapidly he’d lost control of the contest, Craig Long hurried between the pugilistic pairs in a valiant effort that didn’t really pay off until Lil So-So and Claudia tumbled between the top and middle ropes. Gabby and Ginnifer had brawled into one of the neutral corners and the zebra rushed over posthaste, leaving Sofia and Tiffany to their own devices. Garcia didn’t mind in the slightest, she popped to boot-leather and rushed to the Caliente corner, not because she needed a tag but to line up the best shot on the recovering blonde.
Speaking of whom, Mayes reached her feet within seconds and immediately honed in on Ginnifer and Gabby only to wheel toward the sound of something rolling across the canv--THWHACK! From the corner Sofia hurled herself into a tumbling somersault, popped out of it in an effortless vertical leap and planted the soles of both boots on Tiffany’s chin!
ROLLING THUNDER DROPKICK:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUngfGFCeW4
The Orphan of Midnight flew backward, landed flat and rolled through to standing just to backpedal her way into the Daughters’ corner. Alas neither Claudia or Ginnifer were there to accept a tag, which was why Sofia didn’t hesitate to rush in with a flying leap that THWHUMPED both knees into Mayes’ vulnerable sternum!
DOUBLE KNEES IN CORNER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfMzCPY6U3Y
Tiff’s legs out but she didn’t collapse because Garcia wedged a shoulder against her chest until the blonde steadied out. “Shoulda’ stayed the crazy church lady, honey.” Sofia pecked a kiss against Mayes’ cheek as she helped herself to a Wristlock. “Cuz teaming up with Chad is just gonna get you hurt.”
Case in point, she yanked Tiffany free of the buckles and dragged her all the way back to the (still empty) Caliente corner. Rushing out a few paces ahead of her tethered prey, Garcia skipped from the mat to the middle rope to the top floor and all the way back down for an effortless Mexican Arm Dra--“NNNNNNGGGGGGHHH!” Tiffany tugged the descending brunette in close and brought her left knee up high enough to THWONK Sofia between the eyes!
The Cuban Cutie went from firecracker to fencepost in the span between heartbeats, Garcia swaying on the spot until Tiffany dipped down, hooked an arm through her legs and muscled her up across her shoulders in a Fireman’s Carry! Hooking her right arm over the back of Sofia’s neck, Mayes marched ‘em both out to the center of the ring and spun through a full rotation to ensure the FAWNatics knew what she had on her mind. They did and they booed appropriately, not that it did Sofia a damned bit of good when Mayes torqued her hips and slung the brunette out behind so she could catch a Three Quarters Facelock as they both came down. There was an echoing THA-WHAM followed by cacophonous jeers as Garcia landed flat on her face, chest and tummy, the latest member of Muy Caliente to fall victim to ‘It’s Academic’.
IT'S ACADEMIC:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUC4hddsVtk
Give the devil her due, Tiffany didn’t pause to gloat or savor, she just swung around and shoveled Sofia onto her back so she could cover her for the…
ONE…
TWO…
THRENOOOOOOOO!
The junior member of the Latina Strike Force kept her team alive, if barely, throwing a shoulder off the canvas. A good thing because Ginnifer had taken control of G-Money with a wicked Throat Thrust, her fingers sending Mendoza staggering off, gasping and choking, her face turning rosy. On the outside, the clinical Claudia introduces Soshana to the silent exactness she could bring to bear, slipping behind the Mexican and wrapping the Lil’ So-So in an embrace. Lifting Little Dynamite off the canvas, Soto’s legs flying forward, Rooney deposited her foe atop bended knee, the Atomic Drop leaving Soshana knock-kneed and frozen, though upright. The smirking redhead took care of that condition, using the stationary target as the perfect opportunity to nearly remove Soto’s head from her shoulders, Claudia’s scythe-like leg blasting Soto to the ground with an Enzu Leg Lariat.
With the Lost Daughters running rampant, Ginnifer showed a certain cool self-control. In command of the gagging gum-chewer, Chadwick passed on taking more out on her former partner. With Gabby leaning against the ropes, Gin Blossom charged and treated Mendoza to much the same Soto just received. The Baby-Faced Killer back-flipped over the cables then crashed and burned to the floor below, conspicuously leaving the Gorgeous One available to double team the legal Latina.
With Tiffany having yanked the faltering Cuban to her feet, Chadwick joined Mayes in collecting a wrist and turning Garcia to the far ropes. They heave Sofia with a double Whip and, after her rebound and return, decked the Cuban Missile with a pair of Back Elbows that laid her out flat. The sisters from another mister took a moment to contemplate, ignoring Craig’s growing consternation since there wasn’t yet a count involved.
Instead, Tiffany took off for the ropes toward which the waylaid Sofia’s feet pointed. The Orphan of Midnight U-turned out of the ropes and was vaulted into the air by a waiting Ginnifer. Flung into the air by her partner, Mayes had more than enough elevation to deliver a piercing Elbow Drop to the Cuban’s chest. After hopping to her feet, Tiff provided a knee and a flinging heave to let G-Honey back-flip to a CRUSHING Moonsault across the already bruised midriff of the Caliente cutie.
DAUGHTERS’ DESTRUCTION @ 00:53
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p5CKw77flw
As Ginnifer rolled off, Mayes settled in a Reverse Straddle, giving Sofia a faceful of behind while her shins laid across the biceps of the battered Latina, Mayes getting up close and personal with her precocious pin for the…
ONE…
TWO…
THRNOOOOOOOO!
The passionate Cuban wasn’t going out like that, heaving Mayes off her face and rolling to her side, features greasy from her throne time. She sputtered as Long used the opportunity to guide the Gorgeous One back to her proper spot. From the outside, Claudia joined her, while Gabby and Soshana found each other elsewhere, both decrepit and leaning against each other to remain upright.
Ginnifer called for her legal chance with Garcia and Tiffany acceded, striding to the Daughters’ corner. But Claudia popped to the bottom rope and tagged Tiff on the shoulder before Chadwick could claim the tag.
“Snooze, you lose,” Rooney snickered, sliding between the ropes, Gin Blossom showing a hint of admiration for having her ploy used against her.
The redhead collected a reeling Sofia from hands and knees, hauling her to vertical. Taking her foe by her left wrist and elbow, she ran Garcia to the ropes and bum rushed her over the cables, Sofia flying straight into bowling pins named Gabby and Soshana.
It’s a strike!
Sofia took out her Caliente counterparts courtesy Claudia’s stroke of genius, the Latinas ending in a delectable pile of tawny limbs and torsos while the Silent Sage leaned against the ropes above them, enjoying the havoc she’s wrought, wiping her hands clean at the sight.
“Not too shabby, amirite?” Rooney asked her partners in crime and the blondes couldn’t complain.
As Caliente started to rise as one, Rooney decides to push her luck. Turning, she raced to the ropes formerly behind her, hit them at full speed, and roared at the rising Strike Force. Between the top and middle strands, she zoomed through and bags a double in bowling terms, a triple play otherwise, laying out all three skeet with her Suicide Dive buckshot.
Even the partisan crowd couldn’t help but give the redhead a ‘HOLY SHYT’ chant after wiping out Caliente and ending on her feet above the demolished luchas.
Claudia plucked Sofia from the smoking ruins and tossed her back in the ring under the bottom cable. She calmly moved to the steps, ascending them and sliding through. Rooney collected the shellshocked Cuban, picking her off the canvas and aiming her at the unattended Caliente corner. Claudia pivoted and whipped…Garcia reverses and it’s…Rooney reversing again and, from mid-ring, the redhead heaves her rival into a ring-rattling toss, Sofia’s spine CRASHING into the buckles.
Garcia plopped to her backside, leaning heavily into the corner as Claudia strode to take her prize. Reaching abandoned enemy territory, the Quiet Riot grabbed the top rope on either side of the corner. She vaulted her legs up and back, curling them in as she sweeps them forward, MASHING her boot soles into Sofia’s chest. Rooney ground them into the thin sheath of spandex, drawing yelps from the ragged Garcia.
Dismounting, the Silent Sage dragged the bedraggled Latina out by her ebony locks, placing her several feet from the obvious launching point. With her target in place, Rooney climbs the corner, eyes on the crowd, Rooney indulging in the silence she’s created. Claudia settled into a slight crouch, ready to launch into a Moonsault and take the last bit of fight from the firecracker. But a diving Mendoza upset the apple cart, the Baby-Faced Killer having made her way around the outside, shoved the top rope under Rooney’s left boot enough her foe’s back-flip is thrown off-course and she splattered atop open canvas instead of Sofia.
In the opposite corner, Tiffany and Ginnifer threw caution and the rules to the wind, each starting through the ropes to join their fallen compatriot. Only Chadwick made it in however, as from behind, Lil’ So-So snatched an ankle of the entering Mayes, pulling it off the apron, the blonde hotshotting herself, chest crashing across the middle rope, sending the Orphan of Midnight slingshotting to the floor where the feisty Little Dynamite from La Paz climbed aboard in a Thesz Press to take out her frustrations.
With a dazed Garcia and an aching Rooney trying to find their bearings, G-Honey arrived as the cavalry, saving the day for the Daughters as she started to stomp a mudhole into Sofia.
However, from behind, a hand grasped her right shoulder and spun the wide-eyed Chadwick to face the dark pools of G-Money. Mid-bubble, Mendoza drove a Toe Kick deep into Ginnifer’s gut, doubling the blonde over. Gabby shoved her former partner back and got a running start to her bent adversary. The Plus in Caliente-Plus surged forward, leapt and placed the pit of her knee behind the head of the Gorgeous One, then rode her former friend down to a face-smooshing Fameassy impact, knocking Gin Blossom into next week.
FAMEASSER @ 00:05
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOeSagC5hXo
“How’d that taste, Bytch-face?” Mendoza barked down at the splattered blonde even before she’d fully regained her feet. “I hope it tastes like canvas, teeth and regretTRGH!” Ire understandably focused on Chadwick, Gabby lost track of Claudia Rooney and promptly regretted it when the recovered redhead THWHACKED the heel of her right foot into the base of Gabs’ skull!
DEARLY DEPARTED @ 00:18
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUaz7pvlLPc
Mendoza’s head whipped forward and the rest of her followed as she collapsed to her hands and knees. Burying a hand in Gabby’s dark hair, Claudia yanked her head back and cooed, “How’d THAT taste, cutNNNNGGGHH!”
The shoe-leather tasting course continued courtesy of the snappy Super Kick Sofia Garcia caromed off Rooney’s cheek! Claudia lost her grip on Mendoza’s hair and backpedaled toward the Daughter’s corner, though her momentum died out several feet from her destination. Momentarily torn, Sofia glanced between the corners in search of either additional threats or a timely tag only to find both deserted. A blur of motion on the outside resolved itself into a brawl between Soshana and Tiffany, but by then Garcia had returned her attention to the doubled Daughter. Charging straight at Rooney’s bowed noggin, Sofia leapt up and laced her right leg over the back of Claudia’s head to administer her own FameassNO!
The Muted Menace straightened up and pivoted into the airborne brunette all while wrapping her arms around Sofia’s upper thighs. Garcia had just a moment register her position and then Rooney sat out to THAWHAM her opponent into the deck with a thunderous Sit-Out Powerbomb! Still in control of the Cuban’s stems, Rooney leaned into the back of Garcia’s thighs while Craig and the FAWNatics counted…
ONE…
TWO…
THRNOOOO!
Gabby barreled into Claudia, knocking her out of the cover with half a second to spare! A timely save to be sure, yet not one Mendoza got to savor because Ginnifer crawled up on her six and raaaaaaaaaked both hands across the Baby-Faced Killer’s unsuspecting features!
“Goddammit Ginnifer!” Long shouted over Gabby’s yowl of pain. “If you don’t get outta this ring in three seconds I’ll throw the match out!”
“Don’t mess yourself, nerd.” the Gorgeous One scoffed. “Let me scrape up this gum and I’ll be gone.”
Peeling Gabby off the mat with exactly the same deference she’d afford a bit of gum stuck to the sole of her shoe, Chadwick marched Mendoza to the ropes and went to give her the ol’ heave ho only to find herself forcibly spat from the squared circle when Gabs reversed their momentum and chucked her over the top! Ginnifer adjusted mid-fall and managed to land on her feet, though she was hobbling thanks to banging one thigh against the apron. “Slippery bytch.” she snarled without looking at Mendoza. “Can’t you ever OOOOOFFFFHHH!” Gabs flew after the blonde with a perfect Slingshot Plancha that sent the embattled G’s to the barely-padded floor in a tangle of hissing, spitting antipathy.
Meanwhile, on another ringside front, Tiffany Mayes feigned answering Soshana Soto’s European Uppercut with one of her own only to THUMP a Toe Kick between her thighs instead! “Evil bytch!” So-So ‘eeped’ as she inched away from the Orphan of Midnight.
“Say it with a little more enthusiasm next time, chica!” Tiff smacked Lil’ Dynamite upside the head, then grabbed hold of a wrist and reeled her into a Kneelift to the belly. “I could barely hear you over all the whining!” Soto would’ve responded given world enough and time, but Mayes afforded her nothing but a brusque Irish Whip that BWAAANGED her shoulder-first into the steel guardrail!
Quick to return to the apron now that the Dynamite Dud was dealt with, Tiff grabbed hold of the tag rope and called out, “Over here, Claudia!”
Heartbeats shy of delivering her third consecutive Leg Drop across Sofia’s chest, the Silent Sage finished her trifecta then spun to one knee. “Hands up, Tiff.” Claudia spoke to the blonde, though her attention was zeroed in on the softly stirring form of Soshana Soto. “I’m coming in fast.”
Mayes raised a hand like she was going for a high five and that’s just what she got when her partner sprinted to the ropes and dove headlong into the void, Rooney passing close enough to ‘smack’ Tiffany’s palm before she smashed So-So into the barricaNOOOO! Soto couldn’t muster the energy for anything offensive, so the La Paz native simply dipped aside, leaving a wide-eyed Claudia to absolutely DEVASTATE two poor dopes in the first row!
Miranda’s former Inquisitor didn’t discover Rooney’s crash until sometime later, as she’d grabbed hold of the top rope the instant Long acknowledged the Daughters’ tag. Foregoing the corner in favor of a speedier springboard, Mayes leapt onto the rubber-coated steel and ascended into the lights, Tiffany speeding her apotheosis by drawing into a tight ball that curled through four hundred and fifty degrees of gut-churning devastation before she stretched out full force atop SOFIA’S UPRAISED KNEES!
Tiff bounced clear like Garcia’s knees were pneumatic, the blonde getting some pretty good secondary hang time en route to landing on her knees. As for Sofia, she kipped to verticality in the blink of an eye, the Cuban Cutie seemingly galvanized by Mayes catastrophic landing. With neither Soshana or Gabby available for a tag, Garcia rushed the penitent battler and dipped into a handstand on Tiffany’s left flank. Cinching her legs around Mayes’ head immediately thereafter, Sofia pushed up on the tips of her fingers, then snapped down to a seat that THWHONKED the crown of Tiffany’s skull into the deck!
HAVANA SUNSET:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvGzbzTJZRc
Dazzled by the soothing savagery of the Havana Sunset, Mayes somersaulted through to a seat and somehow made it to boot-leather only to crumple to her knees for the second time in less than a minute. Sofia didn’t look to any corner now, rather she hit the ropes at a dead run and retuned even faster, Caliente’s resident aerialist hopping *just* high enough to lock her legs around Tiffany’s head. Then she twisted down and out, Sofia landing flat on her belly to SPIKE Mayes’ forehead to the canvas yet again!
GARCIA LATER @ 1:42
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJLBLLEv2Qs
No bouncing up in the wake of Garcia Later Tiffany merely settled out in a facedown sprawl, or at least she would have if the brunette hadn’t barreled her onto her back for a heavy seat on her chest. Collecting the blonde’s stems in a snug Reverse Matchbook, leeeeeeeeeeeeeeaned back as far as she could go while Craig and the Red, White & Bruised Revelers counted off…
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!
The bell sounded and Sofia bounded to her feet, the victorious brunette practically jumping up and down as the Announcer confirmed, “Ladies and gentlemen, your winners via pin-fall… MUY CALIENTE!”
Pumping a fist for the roaring crowd, Garcia looked to ringside and found Soshana settled atop Claudia Rooney in a full mount, Lil So-So just pounding away at the pate of the discombobulated redhead. “Throw that trash away and get in here, So-So!” Garcia called. “C’mon, let’s celebrate! Hey Gabby, where are-- oh shyt. Leggo of her Ginn--”
The Gorgeous One, currently yoking back on a Chinlock made infinitely worse because the nape of Mendoza’s neck was cranked tight against the bottom rope, did no such thing. In fact, instead of complying she slipped both index and middle fingers into Gabby’s mouth for a bout of torturous fish-hooking!
“Get the hell off of her, brat!” Soshana barked once she’d joined her partner in the squared circle. “If we come out there, you’re not going to like it!”
“If you come out there, you’ll have TWO idiots on injured reserve, is that what you want?” Chadwick sneered. Lil’ Dynamite started forward in spite of the threat, but stopped when Sofia laid a hand on her arm. “Smart girl. You want to celebrate with this disgusting glory whore? Fine, just let Long get Tiffany out of the ring.”
Displeased by the blonde’s negotiating tactics, Garcia and Soto offered no comment or resistance when the official helped Tiffany up and escorted her to edge where she was met by a wearily furious Claudia.
“Your girls are out of the ring.” Soshana said quietly. “So let Gabby go.”
Ginnifer smiled, kissed the back of Mendoza’s head and leaned in over one shoulder so she could address the whole of Muy Caliente. “She’s yours if you want her. But I’d advise against it. She’ll turn on you the instant it’s in her best interests to do so. Trust me, So-So. I know a Bytch-Face when I beat one.” Ginnifer planted a taunting kiss against Gabby’s temple then shoved her away and circled around to the foot of the ramp where she joined Claudia in helping Tiffany retreat up the aisle.
As for Sofia, she rushed to the sputtering Texan and gingerly extracted her from the ropes while Soshana kept a wary eye on the departing Daughters.
“This isn’t over.” Ginnifer promised as she put more distance between her trio and the victorious Latinas. “Not until I ruin Mendoza.”
“We’ll ruin you first, sweetie.” Soshana murmured. “That’s a promise.”
Thankfully, the vindictive atmosphere between the Gs, Gabby’s recent clearance to perform, and the conflict therein had them back on the big stage with another chance. The FAWNatics were all about it, buzzing as they waited for the Latinas return.
The crowd hopped out of their seats at the first sign of their familiar accompaniment, the sellout throng using the space in front of them as their own personal dance floors, shifting their hips in time with the music.
SOME LIKE IT CALIENTE:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui0hDQLcWTg
The now younger version of Muy Caliente pushed through the curtains and sambas to center stage noticeably joined by the chief bubble-blowing bad girl herself. Caliente-Plus had the multitudes in the palms of their hands, the throngs obviously excited about the opportunity for this three-woman mash-up and hoping they could get their revenge and a much-needed W.
With supportive signs scattered throughout the bowl, Soto, Garcia and even Mendoza pointed and pumped fists at their fans before breaking toward the ramp and ring, Gabby embracing the positive energy with a guilty grin.
SOSHANA SOTO:
SOFIA GARCIA:
GABBY MENDOZA:
The sultry Sofia led the way in a two-piece, neon, violet number that caught eyes and stirred hearts. The white-hot Cuban firecracker waved her hands then slapped those extended toward her by the adoring masses.
Close behind was the spicy little lucha, Soshana Soto. Lil So-So’s wardrobe included a purple sports bra top with gold trim, her bottoms the same color as her top, flaps covering the back, also with a gold trim. On her right arm was a gold sleeve with purple and white streamers running from her wrist to mid bicep. She finished her togs with black knee pads, a pair of gold colored boots and kick pads with purple trim.
The Baby-Faced Bubblicious connoisseur trailed her new-found friends looking very different, her iconic mini-skirt and bustier replaced by a purple and gold number, the two piece of crop top and booty shorts showing solidarity with Soto’s color scheme. ( www.etsy.com/no-en/listing/671209460/pro-wrestling-gear-womens-crop-top-and ). Black pads and gold boots complete the makeover.
Mendoza seemed not only focused, but energized by the new blood surrounding her and she chewed on her trademark pink wad enthusiastically, blowing the requisite bubbles then popping them with a darting tongue.
Reaching the ring, Soshana circled, trading high fives. Garcia completed the lap in the opposite direction, doing the same. A bemused Gabby, not used to playing to the FAWNatics, waited at the steel steps for her partners to return. When they did, Mendoza acceded to Lil So-So for Caliente-Plus, Soshana taking the lead.
Soto bounded up, wiped her boots on the apron, and moved halfway down the ropes. She grabbed the top cable and flung herself over in a front flip, hitting the landing flawlessly. Meanwhile, the rookie turned toward the myriad of fans, wrapping her arms around the uppermost cable behind her. She back-flipped gracefully within the confines, the crowd loudly showing their appreciation.
The veteran of the group slid through more surreptitiously, leaving the spotlight on her counterparts. Certainly, she was in the ring to be part of the show and to back-watch her young amigas but mostly she was there to leave her former G a steaming pile of blonde.
The diminutive Mexican moved to Sofia and shared stereo high-fives with her Cuban counterpart and Mendoza divided her raised palms between the two. The bouncy young Latinas took turns introducing themselves to each side of the arena, arms raised, returning the abundant love from the stands as their music faded and the voice of the Announcer took its place while Mendoza remains in the middle, her dark eyes already on the upper stage.
“Ladies and gentlemen the following contest is a Six Woman Tag match scheduled for one fall with a thirty-minute time limit. Introducing first, from La Paz Mexico…she stands five feet one inch tall and weighs in tonight at one hundred and twelve pounds… Pequeno Dinamita… SOSHANA SOTO! Her partner, hailing from Holguin, Cuba…standing five feet two inches tall and weighing in at one hundred and fifteen pounds, the Cuban Missile…SOFIA GARCIA! And their partner, from Irving Texas, standing five feet five inches tall and weighing in at one hundred and twenty-two pounds, G-Money…GABBY MENDOZA! Together they are MUY CALIENTE-PLUS!”
The arena thundered with an enthusiastic ovation, eager to see if the addition to the Latina Strike Force would put them over the Pay-Per-View hurdle.
The lights went down in time with the arrival of some low static warbling that swiftly rose to a lung-shredding shriek before giving way to the pounding, discordant pulse of Dead Sara’s ‘We Get What We Deserve’.
WE GET WHAT WE DESERVE:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWEKS3-kWgc
I'm watching the static on the TV
and my eyes are bleeding.
It's just the visions of who I was
never really who I am.
A spotlight pierced the dark shortly thereafter, the single beam cutting down from the rafters to illuminate three figures though only one currently faced the stage. Head bowed at the start, Tiffany Mayes looked up and offered a malicious smile to the surprised throng when the ground beneath her feet seemingly went into business for itself, twisting the Orphan of Midnight away to reveal the Silent Sage herself, Claudia Rooney. No words from the veteran redhead terror, she simply raised an index finger to her lips, ‘hushing’ the jeering FAWNatics as the turntable revealed the final third of this dangerous disparate triptych.
The truth in disguise, you sync your revenge
It's hard to deny, it's left with no one.
No safe place to hide, it's all in your head.
We get what we deserve,
Yeah we get what we deserve.
TIFFANY MAYES:
CLAUDIA ROONEY:
GINNIFER CHADWICK:
Cool green eyes hidden behind a black pair of her trademark Lolita shades, Ginnifer Chadwick dipped her head ever so slightly, the subtle signal enough to pivot Mayes and Rooney into position on her left and right respectively. Flanked by her fellow outcasts and left-behinds, the second generation superstar raised her left hand showing three fingers, a sigil that Tiffany and Claudia mirrored immediately thereafter. This show of solidarity clearly stoked the crowd’s ire but it only served as motivation for the Lost Daughters as they started down the ramp to the squared circle with Chadwick ever so slightly in the lead.
For tonight’s trios tussle with her traitorous former friend and the hyperactive idiots that dared rally to her gum-splattered standard, dirty blonde Ginnifer sported a black version of her classic strapless one-piece, the initials ‘GC’ emblazoned at the bust, letterman-style, in neon pink script, the uppermost curve of each letter extending just above the cups. Her pads and boots were a shiny matching black, though the laces were the same fevered pink of her initials. Aloof as ever in spite of the back-up and the massed vitriol of the crowd, Ginnifer paid them no mind whatsoever, save to occasionally swat at the schlubby hand of some idiot that dared reach a bit too close. Shades be damned, the astute observer knew Chadwick’s eyes never left those of Gabby Mendoza.
Recent iconoclast Tiffany Mayes was a quite a bit more animated in her dismissal of the aisle-side idiots, the lithe, lissome blonde happily extending a middle finger (or both) to within inches of the slack, disgusting faces that dared question the motivations and tactics of her newfound friends. Like Chadwick, the Orphan of Midnight sported black attire, though hers came in two pieces. Bandeau up top and boy-cut trunks below, each half trimmed in bright arterial red. Her low, sleek wrestling shoes are a matching black while her pads and boots match the bloody trim of her togs.
Last but certainly not least, the Muted Menace more than lives up to her moniker, Claudia taking in the roar of the crowd and the frenetic movements of her opposition with the same clinical disinterest that’d allowed her to dominate and denigrate the best names among FAWN’s Lightweight ranks. For her first pay-per-view appearance alongside Ginnifer and Tiffany, she wore a sturdy black two-piece with cool purple flames airbrushed on the top and across the seat. The fiery scheme carried over to her pads and boots as both were a matching purple, a perfect complement for the chunky bands adorning each wrist.
A mite disconcerted by the pack-like way they split apart to claim three sides of the squared circle, the Announcer took a deep breath to steady himself before he raised his mic. And introducing their opponents, First, hailing from Princeton, New Jersey, she stands at five feet four inches tall and weighs in at one hundred and twenty-five pounds, she is The Iconoclast, TIFFANY MAYES! And her partner, hailing from New Haven, Connecticut, she stands at five feet three inches tall and weighs in at one hundred and fourteen pounds, she is the Silent Sage, CLAUDIA ROONEY! And finally, their partner. Hailing from Savannah, Georgia, she stands at five feet finches tall and weighs in at one hundred and nineteen pounds, she is ‘Gorgeous’ GINNIFER CHADWICK and together they are the LOST DAUGHTERS!”
Dipping through the strands at the culmination of that proclamation, the Lost Daughters went straight for MCP and would’ve engaged them then and there if the foolishly brave Craig Long hadn’t stepped between the dueling trios as they reached center ring. Ginnifer snorted in disgust but didn’t advance, choosing instead to remove her shades so she could let her full disgust for G-Money shine through. Gabby brushed it off, dared the blonde to come for her and was disappointed when Chadwick handed her shades to the zebra and stormed back to the opposite corner with Tiffany and Claudia playing serving as rearguard.
Understandably startled by the arrangement presented when the bell sounded, the FAWNatics powered through their confusion to offer a rousing cheer to none other than Gabby Mendoza (seriously, what sort of sorcery is this?) when the Baby-Faced Killer headed out to confront her former partner. Reaching the center well ahead of the Gorgeous One, Mendoza put her hands on her hips and asked, “Why you still over there, Ginnifer? Fight’s out here, honey! Or are you having second thoughts?” Gabs punctuated her question with a loud ‘pop’ from tonight’s gum of choice.
As for Chadwick, she heard every bit of the brunette’s bluster, but she ignored it (or at least pretended to) in favor of a conference with Tiffany and Claudia. Another snappy ‘pop’ drew the blonde’s attention to Mendoza, who greeted her with a pair of middle fingers. Sofia and Soshana looked as though they didn’t quite approve of their new teammate’s display, yet they couldn’t help but smirk at the irritation that passed across Ginnifer’s face.
“I’m sorry, were you saying something?” Chadwick asked, her tone light and dismissive. “All I heard was a cow chewing its cud.”
Gabby snorted, took a step back and used the toe of one boot to swipe an invisible line on the mat. “Step up to the line if you dare, G-Honey.” the brunette chided. “Step up and I’ll cash your traitorous ass out once and for--”
“Me? I’M a traitor?” Ginnifer stormed out of her corner, though her approach began to slow as she closed on Mendoza. “I carried your lazy, hot-dogging, selfish, dead-weight ass for YEARS and you have the nerve to call me a traitor?”
Gabby rolled her shoulders, raised her hands and beckoned the blonde to get just a *little* closer. “All right, all right, traitor is a little harsh. Really, we both know the only word for you is--”
“Don’t you dare.” Chadwick threatened.
“Bytch-facNNNNGGGGHH!”
Ginnifer slapped Gabby flush in the mouth, then jabbed an index finger into her sternum for emphasis. “You’re the only bytch in this ring, Gabrielle.” Ginnifer said softly. “That’s a fact I plan to stamp all over your weasely little facNNNGGGGGHH!”
Mendoza slapped her back and just like that they were in each others hair, the one time G’s shrieking like Furies as they tried to bare great patches of her opponent’s scalp!
This display of explosive cattiness earned a roar from the crowd and a muttered curse from Craig Long as he waded into the fray. “Ok ladies, let’s keep it out of each other’s hair! C’mon, you know better than that!”
Gabby and Ginnifer broke apart with a mutual shove that would’ve come together in a second clench if Chadwick hadn’t hit full reverse while the Texan was occupied with the zebra. “Hey, where ya going?” Gabby juked her way by Craig and went straight for her blonde. “Get your ass back here Ginnifer, we’re not--”
The Gorgeous One reached her corner and raised a hand that was promptly swatted by Claudia Rooney. “I spent years doing things on your terms, Gabs.” Chadwick explained after she’d slipped through the ropes. “Now we do things my way.”
Gabby would’ve answered but Claudia didn’t give her any time, apparently the redhead was more than willing to share the Lock-Up that Ginnifer avoided. Forced to cede several steps to the Quiet Riot before she managed to brace her back foot, Mendoza shoved a hand under Rooney’s chin and pushed backward in an attempt to steer her toward a neutral cor-“ERRHH!”
Claudia suffered the encroaching hand so she could catch Gabby’s free wrist in both hands. Once it was hers she hopped back and jerked down on the captured limb to send a painful jolt twinge through the brunette’s shoulder and elbow.
“Yeah Claudia, tear her arm off!” Tiffany urged as her partner piled on with a trio of Arm Wringers, the last of which left Mendoza doubled over and slapping at her torqued shoulder.
“You got this, Gabby! You got this!” Sofia called from Muy Caliente’s side of town. “Just cuz she’s ginger doesn’t mean she can match your heat-YEAH! There you go! Get her, girl!”
Mendoza dropped to one knee, tucked her chin against her chest and tumbled through a quick little somersault that brought her back to verticality with the pressure on her shoulder blessedly relieved. Not content to simply escape Rooney’s trap, Gabby took control of the Wristlock and gave the redhead a taste of her own medicine with a pair of lightning-quick Arm Wringers. From there she circled ‘round behind and folded Claudia’s arm up between her shoulders in a painfully simple Hammerlock.
“I don’t know what Chadwick and Mayes promised to get you to sign on the dotted line, honey.” Mendoza put a hand against Rooney’s elbow and continued to push, thus forcing the redhead onto tiptoe. “But anyone who gets between me and Ginnifer is gonna have their ass kicked up between their shoulders, understaHEYWHOAH!”
Claudia curled her free arm around the back of Gabby’s head and pulled down, forcing the Texan to crouch along with her. Doing so alleviated the worst of the strain on her arm, so Rooney launched herself into air and neatly laid out on her hip to sling Mendoza halfway across the ring with a nimble take on the Snapmare.
Already on her feet by the time the brunette pushed to one knee, Claudia locked eyes with Gabby and made a point of ‘snapping’ her waistband against her hips. “I’M standing between you and Chadwick, punk.” explained the Whispering Warrior. “You want her? Get through me. If you can.”
“They’re in your head, Gabby.” Soto said from a short distance away. “Tag out, catch your breath. Let me handle this brat.” Mendoza took a deep breath, got up and backed into the hotter side of town without taking her eyes off Rooney.
“Scurry away, little girl.” the redhead murmured half a heartbeat before Soshana made the tag and vaulted her way into the ring. No talkin’ from Little So-So, she swept Claudia into a Collar & Elbow that she turned into a grinding Side Headlock within seconds.
Grinning as Rooney swatted at her midsection, Soto drove a hip into Claudia’s belly and tossed her over, Soshana riding her Headlock all the way to the canvas so she could continue to wrench and reef on the other woman’s noggin. “Not too hot for you, is it chica?” Soto asked as she worked to keep her chin away from Claudia’s questing hands. “Hope you don’t decide to tap out before things really heat upPRRGHHH!”
Rooney couldn’t reach Soto’s chin so she got her hair instead, a healthy, mean-spirited handful that let her crank the La Paz native’s head back far enough for Claudia to snake her legs around her foe’s throat. Ankles crossed, Rooney drew the brunette down into a Headscissors she pulsed forcefully enough to make Soshana beat her heels on the canvas. “You’re in over your head, bytch.” Claudia relinquished the hair-hold so she could PWAK several hard punches into Soto’s tummy. “All your cute little dance moves and Spin Class tricks aren’t gonna accomplish shyt against--”
Soshana gripped her attacker’s thigh in both hands, raised both knees as high as she could, then popped her hips to break the Headscissors and kip to her feet in a single bound! “Don’t be jealous just because you ain’t got no rhythm.” Soto chided. “You can still be a great wrestler, you’re just not Caliente material.”
Claudia scoffed, shook her head, then planted her feet and raised one hand to the rafters. “If Caliente material means getting smashed with three finishers in a row, then I guess I’m not.” she agreed. “Now, if you’re looking to prove you’re something more than Tiffany’s crash-pad…why don’t you shimmy your obnoxious little ass over here and take my Test?”
The diminutive Mexican was hardly one to shirk a challenge, particularly against such a patronizing puta like the redhead. She strode to Rooney, lifting a hand to meet Claudia’s.
“For someone who’s supposed to let their actions speak for them, you sure run your mouth a lot, don’t you?”
Soto laced one set of fingers with the Quiet Riot and lifted the other set to do the same when Lil’ So-So surged and pivoted around the startled Rooney, Soshana suddenly tight to the redhead’s back with a Hammerlock pressing Claudia’s right arm tight between.
“I should’ve known you’re a scared little Chihuahua,” Rooney snarled, wincing and moving to tiptoes when Soshana ratcheted up on the Armlock. Soto gave a playful gnaw of Claudia’s shoulder.
“But I bite, gringa.” Little Dynamite added, spinning Claudia out of the Hammerlock so they faced each other, the lightning fast feet of Soto showing themselves when Soshana buried a Toe Kick into Claudia’s ivory abdomen, doubling her foe over with a groan. Soto vaulted over the bent Rooney, sliding down her foe’s back, ending on the canvas on her backside, arms twisted around the redhead’s lower limbs. The Latina pulled Claudia off her feet with the Sunset Flip, stacking the Lost Daughter on her shoulders for the…
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Rooney pushed out of the pinning predicament and scrambled to her feet nearly as quickly as the native of La Paz. But not fast enough as Soto landed a fiery Dropkick to her rival’s chest, sending Claudia into a drunken backpedal. Rooney’s spine hit the rubber-coated steel of the cables, the ropes bouncing the Quiet Riot toward her after the rebound.
Having kipped to her feet with the greatest of ease, Lil’ So-So drew the stumbling Claudia into a Bear Hug, Soto’s arms cinching around her foe’s waist She tried to lift the redhead up and over with a Belly-to-Belly, but Rooney blocked with a grapevining, anchoring stem. Blindingly fast, Soshana improvised, shooting a knee into the redhead’s ribs to loosen Rooney’s resolve. She ripped and flipped the Lost Daughter over with a Snap Suplex instead.
Kicking her feet up in the air to regain momentum, Soto dragged a wobbly Claudia to her feet and landed a second buggywhip to the backbone in a row. Of course, being from south of the border, she needed the tres of her amigas. She hauled Claudia to her feet and, despite the urging of her Lost counterparts, Rooney couldn’t stop Pequeno Dinamita from ripping her through another ring-rattling landing at warp speed. After the trio, Soto kips to her feet to the delight of the crowd.
THREE AMIGAS:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoHH79jKyC8
Soshana skipped on the pin attempt, grabbing a wrist and shoulder and guiding a faltering Rooney to vertical. She aimed the redhead at a neutral corner and flung her away with an Irish Whip. In time with Claudia’s turn and back-first collision with the corner, Soto was off like a shot. She flew in from several feet out, a tiny avalanche BLASTING the Quiet Riot.
As she sprung away from the jellied Claudia and started trotting to the opposite corner for another run, Rooney’s trembling legs gave out and a turning Soshana grinned impudently. She sprinted across the canvas, launching from yards away, her abbreviated tawny stems leading the way, Lil’ So-So ready to buck her auburn-maned bronco. But Claudia rolled clear with Soshana airborne. Soto’s dark eyes went wide and the result, if anything, was worse than her fears, Soto’s crotch meeting steel post instead of Claudia’s jaw.
Stricken from the cruel collision, a teary-eyed, slackjawed Soto, curled into a fetal ball, whimpering as she imploded on the canvas, Sofia and Gabby frowning at the awful change of fortunes.
Claudia gave Lil’ So-So a stomp on the way by but seemed more than happy to turn the keys over to Tiffany, reaching a hand out before Ginnifer intercepted and slapped the redhead’s palm.
“Be back in a sec,” Chadwick promised the perturbed Mayes, Gin Blossom sliding through and striding to Soto. She offered a wink at Gabby on the way. Reaching her target, she grabbed a handful of ebony locks and pulled the bite-sized Latina to stooped feet, Soshana pigeon-toed and huffing.
The second-generation star lifted a series of knees, pistoning blow after blow into Lil’ So-So’s lowered forehead until she could only remain off the canvas by leaning heavily into G-Honey. Moving perpendicular to Soto, Ginnifer folded the Latina’s near leg and lifts her, then dropping the Mexican’s shin across the plank of her leg, apparently hoping to break it but at least planning on taking away one of Soshana’s wheels.
SHINBREAKER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3bZFSbYBcU
As Soto dropped to the canvas in anguish, Chadwick retained a hold of the limb by an ankle and viciously stomped away at Soto’s hammie, the Gorgeous One dissecting Soshana so her foe’s most important weapon, her speed, was removed. Satisfied, Ginnifer pivoted and flipped Lil So-So to her chest. Chadwick settled in a reverse-facing straddle, the blonde dropping into a low crouch to curl Soto’s captured stem in an agonizing arch with a Single Leg Crab.
SINGLE LEG CRAB:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-tPjjvYfzc
Soto howled in pain, distant from the saving cables, her boot sole nearly brought to the back of her skull by the clinical precision of Ginnifer’s submission.
“I believe the words you’re looking for are ‘no mas’,” Gin Blossom informed.
Soto shook her head, face contorted in pain, her left hand rose over the canvas and Gabby’s seen enough. She slid through the cables but Chadwick was at the ready, screaming at Craig to make him aware of the Baby-Faced Killer’s approach. He intercepted the bubble-blower and guided her back toward the Caliente corner, allowing Chadwick to try and rip Soto’s stem from its socket.
At least until the third member of the Latina Strike Force entered as Gabby was forced to exit and THUMPED a running stomp into the back of Ginnifer’s skull, breaking the Crab and letting Soshana sigh in relief as her throbbing leg WAS allowed to return to a natural position.
Unwilling to allow her Lost sibling to suffer at the hands of the Cuban member of the caravan, Midnight’s Fugitive entered and SPEARED the holy hell out of the Caribbean Firecracker, folding the junior member of Caliente-Plus over her shoulder like a cheap skirt then PLOWING her into the deck. Mayes hovered over the splayed, gasping Garcia on her haunches, shouting at Sofia, letting Garcia know who laid her out.
Afraid of losing all control this early, Long pushed the risen, former Inquisitor toward the exit while Ginnifer gladly accepted the role of guiding Sofia back to G-Money, Irish Whipping Garcia all the way to home base, the Cuban Missile turning into a rough back-first collision with the buckles.
Gin Blossom yanked Soto up from all fours and aimed the bite-sized Mexican after her partner. There’s a significant hitch in Lil So-So’s giddy-up but not enough to prevent Soto from turning and SANDWICHING Garcia, the lovely Latinas stacked. The Gorgeous One followed suit, doubling up on the SPLASH, Muy Caliente CRUSHED beneath her flawless frame, the battering ram of a blonde staying just out of range from a swipe by her former partner.
Grabbing a wrist of Soto’s, she peeled the flagging Mexican off her Cuban counterpart. As she did, Sofia’s legs collapsed, Garcia landing on her backside. With the least experienced of Caliente-Plus removed as a buffer, Gabby hopped to the bottom rope on one side of the corner and sank her fingers into the flaxen mane of the opposite-facing Ginnifer.
Mendoza pulled wildly at the golden locks, G-Honey screaming “HAIR!” as her head was swept from side to side, G-Money not caring for the words of the scolding Long in the least.
By the time the man reached ‘FOUR’, Soto was loose from a whiplashed Chadwick. She tagged the shoulder of a highly motivated Mendoza. When Gabby released her grip to enter, Ginnifer dashed to safer ground across the ring, tagging the rested and ready Orphan of the Church.
Mayes entered and got only a couple steps form her corner when it’s her turn to be flattened, a leaping Gabby taking her down with a Meteora. Ending in an ironic schoolgirl press of Tiff, the Texas Terror suddenly turned fan favorite pounded away with swabbing combos, knocking Tiffany’s noggin right and left.
The mutual thrashing of his charges meant the Schoolgirl was more ground & pound than pin, so Craig let Mendoza work through her frustrations for an internal five count before he said, “All right Gabby, open that hand or break the mount!” He’d expected everything save prompt compliance but that’s what the brunette provided, though admittedly she traded her closed hands for a double fistful of the blonde’s long locks. Craig was too startled to complain about fresh transgression and to Mendoza’s credit she switched from Hair-hold to Wristlock as soon as she and Mayes were uprig--
“EERRGGGH!” Tiffany proved less forgiving of the brunette’s lapse in manners and so answered it with one of her own, namely a thumb jabbed into Mendoza’s right eye!
“HEY!” Long barked as Mayes seized control of the Wristlock. “Keep away from the eyes, Tiffany!”
“Shut your mouth or I’ll slap it around sideways, asshole.” Mayes replied without taking her eyes off the Texan she’d just slung into the strands. Holding her ground in the center of the ring, Tiff doubled over at the last possible second, meaning it was all the more impressive when Gabby dropped to her knees and CRACKED a short, savage Slap across her foe’s face!
Mayes rocked back on her heels and stumbled a few steps without going down, in face Mendoza had barely returned to verticality when the Orphan of Midnight lunged at her with an explosive short-range Clothes-- Mendoza hooked her right arm around the exposed bicep, dipped beneath it and circled ‘round behind Tiffany to catch a Front Facelock as she spun out on the far side. The Baby-Faced Killer kicked both feet forward and laid out flat on her back to THAWHONK the crown of Tiffany’s skull into the canvas with a flawless Float-Over DDT!
FLOAT-OVER DDT:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Di6IIRrgSdg
Mayes somersaulted through the impact to a slumped seat, it would’ve been more economical for Mendoza to simply stretch her out flat, but economical did nothing to sate the brunette’s anger, so she scrambled to her feet and promptly THWHAPPED both of ‘em into the base of Tiffany’s skull courtesy of a Basement Dropkick. That toppled the blonde over onto her side and now Gabby did go for the cover, hooking the inside leg in a snug Back Press good for…
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Ginnifer and Claudia were on their way into the squared circle when Tiffany powered free. The near encroachment didn’t go unnoticed by Soshana or Sofia, though by the time they pointed it out to Craig the Lost Daughters were safely ensconced on the apron.
Credit the will of one Gabby Mendoza, she kept her attention focused on Tiff despite the looming presence of her former partner. Peeling Mayes off the mat with a simple Wristlock, the Texan slung her blonde to the Caliente corner and followed along no less than three steps behind. Unaware of anything save the looming turnbuckles, Tiffany gnashed her teeth through the BWUUUNG of buckles on back, then let out a surprised “UUNNNGGGHH!” when Gabby hopped onto the second strand and skipped right off to drive a heavy Back Elbow into the side of her head!
SPRINGBOARD BACK ELBOW:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPBaEN_yDVM
SMACK!
Gabby made the exchange with Sofia Garcia, but rather than retreat to the apron she shoved Tiff out of the corner and hopped to the top rope in a single bound. “Get her in your sights.” Mendoza said to Garcia. Then to Mayes, “Where you goin’, bytch-face?”
Tiffany whirled around showing fire in her eyes only to get seriously dimmed when Gabby leapt out into the void and CRAAACKED her across the mouth with a Big League Bytch Slap! Mendoza and Mayes hit the deck within heartbeats of one another, but Gabby wasted no time barrel-rolling under the bottom rope while poor gobsmacked Tiffany remained sprawled right where she’d land--“NNNNNNNGGGGGGHHHH!”
It’s unknown whether the former Inquisitor was even aware that Mendoza had made the tag, which was probably why Sofia Garcia made the conscious decision to introduce herself so emphatically. Already lined up on the apron when Mayes came crashing down, the Cuban highflier leapt onto the top rope, blew the Lost Daughters a kiss, then took to the void for a sharply-angled somersault that brought her THWHUMPING down atop Tiffany’s chest! Sidling around so that she was facing the opposing corner, Garcia hooked the far leg and nodded in time with the ref’s count of…
SPRINGBOARD SENTON ATOMICO:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcZQUMEGkA8
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THRNOOOO!
Tiff twisted free with a whisper to spare, but it was still too close for Ginnifer and Claudia to take the risk, so they rushed through the ropes and unleashed several quick stomps on the protesting Garcia! Of course Gabby and Soshana weren’t about to tolerate such a flagrant violation of the rules so they entered the fracas as well, Soto going for Rooney while the former G’s came together like they were magnetized. No show of technical mat prowess or high flying expertise, this was little more than Doubles Bar Fighting, the quartet of lightweights just HAMMERING away with flurries of punches and slaps when they weren’t trying to denude their foe’s scalp.
Stunned by how rapidly he’d lost control of the contest, Craig Long hurried between the pugilistic pairs in a valiant effort that didn’t really pay off until Lil So-So and Claudia tumbled between the top and middle ropes. Gabby and Ginnifer had brawled into one of the neutral corners and the zebra rushed over posthaste, leaving Sofia and Tiffany to their own devices. Garcia didn’t mind in the slightest, she popped to boot-leather and rushed to the Caliente corner, not because she needed a tag but to line up the best shot on the recovering blonde.
Speaking of whom, Mayes reached her feet within seconds and immediately honed in on Ginnifer and Gabby only to wheel toward the sound of something rolling across the canv--THWHACK! From the corner Sofia hurled herself into a tumbling somersault, popped out of it in an effortless vertical leap and planted the soles of both boots on Tiffany’s chin!
ROLLING THUNDER DROPKICK:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUngfGFCeW4
The Orphan of Midnight flew backward, landed flat and rolled through to standing just to backpedal her way into the Daughters’ corner. Alas neither Claudia or Ginnifer were there to accept a tag, which was why Sofia didn’t hesitate to rush in with a flying leap that THWHUMPED both knees into Mayes’ vulnerable sternum!
DOUBLE KNEES IN CORNER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfMzCPY6U3Y
Tiff’s legs out but she didn’t collapse because Garcia wedged a shoulder against her chest until the blonde steadied out. “Shoulda’ stayed the crazy church lady, honey.” Sofia pecked a kiss against Mayes’ cheek as she helped herself to a Wristlock. “Cuz teaming up with Chad is just gonna get you hurt.”
Case in point, she yanked Tiffany free of the buckles and dragged her all the way back to the (still empty) Caliente corner. Rushing out a few paces ahead of her tethered prey, Garcia skipped from the mat to the middle rope to the top floor and all the way back down for an effortless Mexican Arm Dra--“NNNNNNGGGGGGHHH!” Tiffany tugged the descending brunette in close and brought her left knee up high enough to THWONK Sofia between the eyes!
The Cuban Cutie went from firecracker to fencepost in the span between heartbeats, Garcia swaying on the spot until Tiffany dipped down, hooked an arm through her legs and muscled her up across her shoulders in a Fireman’s Carry! Hooking her right arm over the back of Sofia’s neck, Mayes marched ‘em both out to the center of the ring and spun through a full rotation to ensure the FAWNatics knew what she had on her mind. They did and they booed appropriately, not that it did Sofia a damned bit of good when Mayes torqued her hips and slung the brunette out behind so she could catch a Three Quarters Facelock as they both came down. There was an echoing THA-WHAM followed by cacophonous jeers as Garcia landed flat on her face, chest and tummy, the latest member of Muy Caliente to fall victim to ‘It’s Academic’.
IT'S ACADEMIC:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUC4hddsVtk
Give the devil her due, Tiffany didn’t pause to gloat or savor, she just swung around and shoveled Sofia onto her back so she could cover her for the…
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THRENOOOOOOOO!
The junior member of the Latina Strike Force kept her team alive, if barely, throwing a shoulder off the canvas. A good thing because Ginnifer had taken control of G-Money with a wicked Throat Thrust, her fingers sending Mendoza staggering off, gasping and choking, her face turning rosy. On the outside, the clinical Claudia introduces Soshana to the silent exactness she could bring to bear, slipping behind the Mexican and wrapping the Lil’ So-So in an embrace. Lifting Little Dynamite off the canvas, Soto’s legs flying forward, Rooney deposited her foe atop bended knee, the Atomic Drop leaving Soshana knock-kneed and frozen, though upright. The smirking redhead took care of that condition, using the stationary target as the perfect opportunity to nearly remove Soto’s head from her shoulders, Claudia’s scythe-like leg blasting Soto to the ground with an Enzu Leg Lariat.
With the Lost Daughters running rampant, Ginnifer showed a certain cool self-control. In command of the gagging gum-chewer, Chadwick passed on taking more out on her former partner. With Gabby leaning against the ropes, Gin Blossom charged and treated Mendoza to much the same Soto just received. The Baby-Faced Killer back-flipped over the cables then crashed and burned to the floor below, conspicuously leaving the Gorgeous One available to double team the legal Latina.
With Tiffany having yanked the faltering Cuban to her feet, Chadwick joined Mayes in collecting a wrist and turning Garcia to the far ropes. They heave Sofia with a double Whip and, after her rebound and return, decked the Cuban Missile with a pair of Back Elbows that laid her out flat. The sisters from another mister took a moment to contemplate, ignoring Craig’s growing consternation since there wasn’t yet a count involved.
Instead, Tiffany took off for the ropes toward which the waylaid Sofia’s feet pointed. The Orphan of Midnight U-turned out of the ropes and was vaulted into the air by a waiting Ginnifer. Flung into the air by her partner, Mayes had more than enough elevation to deliver a piercing Elbow Drop to the Cuban’s chest. After hopping to her feet, Tiff provided a knee and a flinging heave to let G-Honey back-flip to a CRUSHING Moonsault across the already bruised midriff of the Caliente cutie.
DAUGHTERS’ DESTRUCTION @ 00:53
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p5CKw77flw
As Ginnifer rolled off, Mayes settled in a Reverse Straddle, giving Sofia a faceful of behind while her shins laid across the biceps of the battered Latina, Mayes getting up close and personal with her precocious pin for the…
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THRNOOOOOOOO!
The passionate Cuban wasn’t going out like that, heaving Mayes off her face and rolling to her side, features greasy from her throne time. She sputtered as Long used the opportunity to guide the Gorgeous One back to her proper spot. From the outside, Claudia joined her, while Gabby and Soshana found each other elsewhere, both decrepit and leaning against each other to remain upright.
Ginnifer called for her legal chance with Garcia and Tiffany acceded, striding to the Daughters’ corner. But Claudia popped to the bottom rope and tagged Tiff on the shoulder before Chadwick could claim the tag.
“Snooze, you lose,” Rooney snickered, sliding between the ropes, Gin Blossom showing a hint of admiration for having her ploy used against her.
The redhead collected a reeling Sofia from hands and knees, hauling her to vertical. Taking her foe by her left wrist and elbow, she ran Garcia to the ropes and bum rushed her over the cables, Sofia flying straight into bowling pins named Gabby and Soshana.
It’s a strike!
Sofia took out her Caliente counterparts courtesy Claudia’s stroke of genius, the Latinas ending in a delectable pile of tawny limbs and torsos while the Silent Sage leaned against the ropes above them, enjoying the havoc she’s wrought, wiping her hands clean at the sight.
“Not too shabby, amirite?” Rooney asked her partners in crime and the blondes couldn’t complain.
As Caliente started to rise as one, Rooney decides to push her luck. Turning, she raced to the ropes formerly behind her, hit them at full speed, and roared at the rising Strike Force. Between the top and middle strands, she zoomed through and bags a double in bowling terms, a triple play otherwise, laying out all three skeet with her Suicide Dive buckshot.
Even the partisan crowd couldn’t help but give the redhead a ‘HOLY SHYT’ chant after wiping out Caliente and ending on her feet above the demolished luchas.
Claudia plucked Sofia from the smoking ruins and tossed her back in the ring under the bottom cable. She calmly moved to the steps, ascending them and sliding through. Rooney collected the shellshocked Cuban, picking her off the canvas and aiming her at the unattended Caliente corner. Claudia pivoted and whipped…Garcia reverses and it’s…Rooney reversing again and, from mid-ring, the redhead heaves her rival into a ring-rattling toss, Sofia’s spine CRASHING into the buckles.
Garcia plopped to her backside, leaning heavily into the corner as Claudia strode to take her prize. Reaching abandoned enemy territory, the Quiet Riot grabbed the top rope on either side of the corner. She vaulted her legs up and back, curling them in as she sweeps them forward, MASHING her boot soles into Sofia’s chest. Rooney ground them into the thin sheath of spandex, drawing yelps from the ragged Garcia.
Dismounting, the Silent Sage dragged the bedraggled Latina out by her ebony locks, placing her several feet from the obvious launching point. With her target in place, Rooney climbs the corner, eyes on the crowd, Rooney indulging in the silence she’s created. Claudia settled into a slight crouch, ready to launch into a Moonsault and take the last bit of fight from the firecracker. But a diving Mendoza upset the apple cart, the Baby-Faced Killer having made her way around the outside, shoved the top rope under Rooney’s left boot enough her foe’s back-flip is thrown off-course and she splattered atop open canvas instead of Sofia.
In the opposite corner, Tiffany and Ginnifer threw caution and the rules to the wind, each starting through the ropes to join their fallen compatriot. Only Chadwick made it in however, as from behind, Lil’ So-So snatched an ankle of the entering Mayes, pulling it off the apron, the blonde hotshotting herself, chest crashing across the middle rope, sending the Orphan of Midnight slingshotting to the floor where the feisty Little Dynamite from La Paz climbed aboard in a Thesz Press to take out her frustrations.
With a dazed Garcia and an aching Rooney trying to find their bearings, G-Honey arrived as the cavalry, saving the day for the Daughters as she started to stomp a mudhole into Sofia.
However, from behind, a hand grasped her right shoulder and spun the wide-eyed Chadwick to face the dark pools of G-Money. Mid-bubble, Mendoza drove a Toe Kick deep into Ginnifer’s gut, doubling the blonde over. Gabby shoved her former partner back and got a running start to her bent adversary. The Plus in Caliente-Plus surged forward, leapt and placed the pit of her knee behind the head of the Gorgeous One, then rode her former friend down to a face-smooshing Fameassy impact, knocking Gin Blossom into next week.
FAMEASSER @ 00:05
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOeSagC5hXo
“How’d that taste, Bytch-face?” Mendoza barked down at the splattered blonde even before she’d fully regained her feet. “I hope it tastes like canvas, teeth and regretTRGH!” Ire understandably focused on Chadwick, Gabby lost track of Claudia Rooney and promptly regretted it when the recovered redhead THWHACKED the heel of her right foot into the base of Gabs’ skull!
DEARLY DEPARTED @ 00:18
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUaz7pvlLPc
Mendoza’s head whipped forward and the rest of her followed as she collapsed to her hands and knees. Burying a hand in Gabby’s dark hair, Claudia yanked her head back and cooed, “How’d THAT taste, cutNNNNGGGHH!”
The shoe-leather tasting course continued courtesy of the snappy Super Kick Sofia Garcia caromed off Rooney’s cheek! Claudia lost her grip on Mendoza’s hair and backpedaled toward the Daughter’s corner, though her momentum died out several feet from her destination. Momentarily torn, Sofia glanced between the corners in search of either additional threats or a timely tag only to find both deserted. A blur of motion on the outside resolved itself into a brawl between Soshana and Tiffany, but by then Garcia had returned her attention to the doubled Daughter. Charging straight at Rooney’s bowed noggin, Sofia leapt up and laced her right leg over the back of Claudia’s head to administer her own FameassNO!
The Muted Menace straightened up and pivoted into the airborne brunette all while wrapping her arms around Sofia’s upper thighs. Garcia had just a moment register her position and then Rooney sat out to THAWHAM her opponent into the deck with a thunderous Sit-Out Powerbomb! Still in control of the Cuban’s stems, Rooney leaned into the back of Garcia’s thighs while Craig and the FAWNatics counted…
ONE…
TWO…
THRNOOOO!
Gabby barreled into Claudia, knocking her out of the cover with half a second to spare! A timely save to be sure, yet not one Mendoza got to savor because Ginnifer crawled up on her six and raaaaaaaaaked both hands across the Baby-Faced Killer’s unsuspecting features!
“Goddammit Ginnifer!” Long shouted over Gabby’s yowl of pain. “If you don’t get outta this ring in three seconds I’ll throw the match out!”
“Don’t mess yourself, nerd.” the Gorgeous One scoffed. “Let me scrape up this gum and I’ll be gone.”
Peeling Gabby off the mat with exactly the same deference she’d afford a bit of gum stuck to the sole of her shoe, Chadwick marched Mendoza to the ropes and went to give her the ol’ heave ho only to find herself forcibly spat from the squared circle when Gabs reversed their momentum and chucked her over the top! Ginnifer adjusted mid-fall and managed to land on her feet, though she was hobbling thanks to banging one thigh against the apron. “Slippery bytch.” she snarled without looking at Mendoza. “Can’t you ever OOOOOFFFFHHH!” Gabs flew after the blonde with a perfect Slingshot Plancha that sent the embattled G’s to the barely-padded floor in a tangle of hissing, spitting antipathy.
Meanwhile, on another ringside front, Tiffany Mayes feigned answering Soshana Soto’s European Uppercut with one of her own only to THUMP a Toe Kick between her thighs instead! “Evil bytch!” So-So ‘eeped’ as she inched away from the Orphan of Midnight.
“Say it with a little more enthusiasm next time, chica!” Tiff smacked Lil’ Dynamite upside the head, then grabbed hold of a wrist and reeled her into a Kneelift to the belly. “I could barely hear you over all the whining!” Soto would’ve responded given world enough and time, but Mayes afforded her nothing but a brusque Irish Whip that BWAAANGED her shoulder-first into the steel guardrail!
Quick to return to the apron now that the Dynamite Dud was dealt with, Tiff grabbed hold of the tag rope and called out, “Over here, Claudia!”
Heartbeats shy of delivering her third consecutive Leg Drop across Sofia’s chest, the Silent Sage finished her trifecta then spun to one knee. “Hands up, Tiff.” Claudia spoke to the blonde, though her attention was zeroed in on the softly stirring form of Soshana Soto. “I’m coming in fast.”
Mayes raised a hand like she was going for a high five and that’s just what she got when her partner sprinted to the ropes and dove headlong into the void, Rooney passing close enough to ‘smack’ Tiffany’s palm before she smashed So-So into the barricaNOOOO! Soto couldn’t muster the energy for anything offensive, so the La Paz native simply dipped aside, leaving a wide-eyed Claudia to absolutely DEVASTATE two poor dopes in the first row!
Miranda’s former Inquisitor didn’t discover Rooney’s crash until sometime later, as she’d grabbed hold of the top rope the instant Long acknowledged the Daughters’ tag. Foregoing the corner in favor of a speedier springboard, Mayes leapt onto the rubber-coated steel and ascended into the lights, Tiffany speeding her apotheosis by drawing into a tight ball that curled through four hundred and fifty degrees of gut-churning devastation before she stretched out full force atop SOFIA’S UPRAISED KNEES!
Tiff bounced clear like Garcia’s knees were pneumatic, the blonde getting some pretty good secondary hang time en route to landing on her knees. As for Sofia, she kipped to verticality in the blink of an eye, the Cuban Cutie seemingly galvanized by Mayes catastrophic landing. With neither Soshana or Gabby available for a tag, Garcia rushed the penitent battler and dipped into a handstand on Tiffany’s left flank. Cinching her legs around Mayes’ head immediately thereafter, Sofia pushed up on the tips of her fingers, then snapped down to a seat that THWHONKED the crown of Tiffany’s skull into the deck!
HAVANA SUNSET:
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Dazzled by the soothing savagery of the Havana Sunset, Mayes somersaulted through to a seat and somehow made it to boot-leather only to crumple to her knees for the second time in less than a minute. Sofia didn’t look to any corner now, rather she hit the ropes at a dead run and retuned even faster, Caliente’s resident aerialist hopping *just* high enough to lock her legs around Tiffany’s head. Then she twisted down and out, Sofia landing flat on her belly to SPIKE Mayes’ forehead to the canvas yet again!
GARCIA LATER @ 1:42
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No bouncing up in the wake of Garcia Later Tiffany merely settled out in a facedown sprawl, or at least she would have if the brunette hadn’t barreled her onto her back for a heavy seat on her chest. Collecting the blonde’s stems in a snug Reverse Matchbook, leeeeeeeeeeeeeeaned back as far as she could go while Craig and the Red, White & Bruised Revelers counted off…
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!
The bell sounded and Sofia bounded to her feet, the victorious brunette practically jumping up and down as the Announcer confirmed, “Ladies and gentlemen, your winners via pin-fall… MUY CALIENTE!”
Pumping a fist for the roaring crowd, Garcia looked to ringside and found Soshana settled atop Claudia Rooney in a full mount, Lil So-So just pounding away at the pate of the discombobulated redhead. “Throw that trash away and get in here, So-So!” Garcia called. “C’mon, let’s celebrate! Hey Gabby, where are-- oh shyt. Leggo of her Ginn--”
The Gorgeous One, currently yoking back on a Chinlock made infinitely worse because the nape of Mendoza’s neck was cranked tight against the bottom rope, did no such thing. In fact, instead of complying she slipped both index and middle fingers into Gabby’s mouth for a bout of torturous fish-hooking!
“Get the hell off of her, brat!” Soshana barked once she’d joined her partner in the squared circle. “If we come out there, you’re not going to like it!”
“If you come out there, you’ll have TWO idiots on injured reserve, is that what you want?” Chadwick sneered. Lil’ Dynamite started forward in spite of the threat, but stopped when Sofia laid a hand on her arm. “Smart girl. You want to celebrate with this disgusting glory whore? Fine, just let Long get Tiffany out of the ring.”
Displeased by the blonde’s negotiating tactics, Garcia and Soto offered no comment or resistance when the official helped Tiffany up and escorted her to edge where she was met by a wearily furious Claudia.
“Your girls are out of the ring.” Soshana said quietly. “So let Gabby go.”
Ginnifer smiled, kissed the back of Mendoza’s head and leaned in over one shoulder so she could address the whole of Muy Caliente. “She’s yours if you want her. But I’d advise against it. She’ll turn on you the instant it’s in her best interests to do so. Trust me, So-So. I know a Bytch-Face when I beat one.” Ginnifer planted a taunting kiss against Gabby’s temple then shoved her away and circled around to the foot of the ramp where she joined Claudia in helping Tiffany retreat up the aisle.
As for Sofia, she rushed to the sputtering Texan and gingerly extracted her from the ropes while Soshana kept a wary eye on the departing Daughters.
“This isn’t over.” Ginnifer promised as she put more distance between her trio and the victorious Latinas. “Not until I ruin Mendoza.”
“We’ll ruin you first, sweetie.” Soshana murmured. “That’s a promise.”