Post by boobytrap on May 4, 2020 17:09:24 GMT
Woof! Woof! where my LAW Dogs at? This is your monthly Ladies of Adventurous Wrestling review with username:haileykennedyshumanbra. This is a great time to be a LAW fan, FAWN will most likely always be the number one company (and with good reason), but LAW has been on the lips of every wrestling fan since the fallout between the Knight and Squire post Danica’s failed bid to take the world title from Tamara Mitchell.
DANICA DADAL
VICTORIA HACKENSCHMIDT
Since the hapless sidekick turned badass antihero LAW has seen a serious uptick in awareness and attendance, Kudos to Triple B for capitalizing on the new new hotness with all the promos, pictures, merch, and flashback segments concentrating on the Knight and Squire.
BOBBY BARRUN BARTLEBY
When Danica debuted her new aggressive, kick ass and take names attitude against Tamara Mitchell and I was all for it! Before The Squire seemed like a pair of giant, luscious, sweet juggs weighing down the latest in the Hackenschmidt line preventing Victoria from getting another World title. I mean they’ve gotten the tag titles once or twice but let's be honest, Victoria had been going at half speed for a while now. That German was tearing shit up when she first came to America. Then she bought a portion of LAW to establish a home base, and Vic and Bartleby started making our Phoenix based promotion into the top US Indie outfit, the last stop before FAWN and the place to go after. Made Bethany Christian pop off a few buttons on that tight blouse, and go greet the hot young man mowing the lawn across the street. But when she saw Danica getting trashed by Sin and Vice at their audience member challenge Victoria just had to put her singles career on the backburner so she could train the tits- I mean juggs- I mean rookie!
Then came the slap.
I was in the minority after the incident; most people saw it as Victoria holding her pupil back, I saw it as Vic protecting the integrity of the belt she rose to new levels of awareness. I mean… I get why Danica was angry but that ref was more or less recovered by that point and could have DQ’d her! The Squire’s still fresh meat in this business and is still learning, Hackenschmidt should have put Dadal over her knee and gave that top heavy rookie a spanking.
But as time went on I changed my mind, Danica showed in her first match against Victoria that she’s got the skills, the strength, and the mean streak to hang with big girls. Now, is this a recent development and Danica’s just ready to spread her wings? Or was the newly tough Instagram THOT an ass kicker from the start and Victoria just wanted a smokin hot valet on her arm? Not that I could blame her if it was the latter.
After some weeks of silence and apparently tense conversations between roommates, The Knight announced a match between her and her Squire to settle their differences. Man isn’t that just like a female? Always got to make a production of the little things…
But I digress; at the fight Danica debuted a new HARDCORE rap theme, I’m more of a country guy but whatever, I’m not watching for her taste in music. She had some sleek ring gear and was showing off some new moves that predictably bounced harmlessly off Victoria’s shield of lifelong training, good breeding and skill. One ref bump later (they’ve got to start wearing helmets) and things. Jump. Off. Danica nails a pro-football style kick to Vicky’s cooch (by football I mean FOOTBALL not that Euro stuff) and from then on it’s all Danica all the time, she strips off her sweet new gear like a Chip n’ Dales dancer revealing a jaw droppingly sexy lingerie set and got work breaking Hackenschmidt down like overly large tower of legos. This was Hackenschmidt’s worst showing in her career so far. Danica straight up punished that German and the crowd loved it, and so did I. Victoria’s had it too easy for too long and needed a reality check: Shea London took her sexy losses along with every great win, if Vic wants to be on the same level she needs to get flat out destroyed a couple times so we can see if she bounces back and is worth rooting for.
A big shake up in the mix can be refreshing now and then, and in my opinion that was a big factor to how well the LAW Dogs were receiving the now rebranded Polish Pitbull, a stale main event is a sour note on a good show and while things were good no ones wants to see a company in a rut. While Vicky sat at home licking her wounds Danica burnt the house down with a visiting La Sombra from The Northern Coalition in a match of the year candidate wearing a brand spanking new lingerie set that no doubt most of the audience will be spanking it too later that night. This version of Danica Dadal aka the Polish Pitbull aka Daddy is here to stay, and I welcome it! Though I’m not too high on the ‘Daddy’ moniker. Don’t want girls in the audience or watching at home getting confused.
At this point the fan’s ire toward our Giant of Virtue and Victory was starting to boil over. Her entrance will always get a pop no question but the medieval thing is played out, what is this? The 80s? In Hack n Slash’s first match back she crushed beloved veteran Baseball Valkyrie in a lopsided if respectful squash of a match. Victoria and Sporty Spencer’s old mentor shook hands after and left as friends but that only assuaged the crowd so much, many taking issue with Victoria getting a win over such a stalwart name of the indies for two and a half decades. Meanwhile Danica is in Orlando kicking ass and taking names in a big battle royale, though she did not leave with a win she left with the hearts and minds of the fans (the new American flag bikini didn’t hurt either).
Next milestone in the LAW’s top feud occurred shortly after that in the organization’s annual Beach Brawl, for those new to the league it’s a PPV held at Cattail Cove State Park and all our Adventurous Ladies fight in all manner of swimwear in the ring. Victoria showed up in a black and white 1950’s style bikini. I mean… she looked nice but what's the point? she may as well have shown up in snow pants and a parka. Dadal however showed up in a pink and black number that had hearts pounding and mouths drooling (including Victoria’s), the former tag was set to face off in a five woman Queen of The Beach Elimination match, the winner getting a future title shot. The Knight and Squire, Dana Hook, Jenny Xi’an, and a visiting Olunike Waite with her manager Hazeema ringside(GodDAMN that Hazeema fills out a bikini).
A fun and highly competitive main event took place, Dana Hook gave one of the best showings in her young career as did Olunike before they were eliminated in simultaneous pin by Hackenschmidt and Dadal, switching on their tag team chemistry like the last few months never happened. Jenny Xi’an Claymored the hell out of Danica to the point where she was out like a light for a few minutes but failed to capitalize, the might ofJenny’s powerful legs kicking Danica out of the ring and into the sand.
CLAYMORE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXaeY4HEvHc
Now this was a key point in the bout… Victoria has never been accused of being an emotional fighter but seeing her (former?) friend getting blitzed set her OFF! Victoria hit her with rapidfire power move after power move for 30 seconds before getting a dominant pin with a Mjholnir Falls.
MJOLNIR FALLS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cviEG8zxZA&list=PLeRPsdtvusXiROvHPBxh0BXVkuPhU_QUs&index=7
Danica crawled back in the ring during Xian’s ejection and she and her mentor held a meaningful gaze before hugging in the middle of the ring, a warm moment that the people clapped for but it was clear they preferred things stay heated. As they were separating Victoria began to say something but never finished, because Danica pulled her head down for a motorboating from hell! Man, my fellow LAW Dogs were barking hard for that! Danica suckered that amazon good, The Polish Pitbull had a HUGE grin on her face as she she scrubbed Vic’s face harder than the dirtiest plate after a barbeque, The Knight tried to pull her head free from her student’s twin mountains but something about the small honey blonde just takes her strength away(I’ll give you two BIG guesses why). Danica rode the former champ down to the mat and covered her for a pin that Vic just barely broke at 2.5, not that it slowed the tiny JUGGernaut down. When Hackenscmidt raised her shoulder Danica immediately dragged her up and put her down hard with the full Wotjek’s Revenge for the 1-2-3.
WOTJEK’S REVENGE PART 1
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRCNLNeKN3E
WOTJEK’S REVENGE PART 2
youtu.be/HfH0YFSePDc?t=666
Danica ‘Triple D’ Dadal now has a world title shot against LAW World Champion Tamara Mitchell.
A critical and financially successful ppv that got even the willfully ignorant hardcore FAWNatics paying attention to a promotion that they would usually refer to as an “Indie” with dersion. After being made to drool on Dadal’s tits in the main event for the second time Victoria apparently had been pestering her tag partner about going to some kind of couples therapy, I guess they don’t teach how to read context clues in European schools. Danica of course didn’t want to goto a headshrinker, and why would she? That glorified cheesecake pin up turned into the Phoenix league’s top asskicker and was finally getting the respect of her peers. Danica agreed to it but only under some serious conditionals: Victoria would have to face Danica in an apartment match in THEIR APARTMENT… if Vic wins they would see a therapist, if Danica won she would get the apartment and Victoria would have to move out and find another apartment... in the same building, she's not a monster.
Dadal wanted room to grow and Victoria wanted to stifle her, I don’t care that in interviews she states that “I just wanted to make Danica doesn't hurt herself or someone else,” That German is two-faced and trying to and is trying to hold her partner down. Victoria reluctantly agreed and Triple B caught wind of this bet set up a paid live stream as a mini PPV, LAW’s Grand Mastermind always finding a way to promote the league. As per AHW international standards, each contestant had to forgo the usual ring togs and wear some manner of fancy undergarments. Now Hackenschmidt doesn't go in for the more ‘salacious’ aspects of the wrestling business so I had low expectations, but the fuddy duddy actually came dressed to play.
As a red-blooded Straight man I didn’t know what to call what she wore, so I consulted some friends the morning after; Victoria wore a black, semi sheer basque with silver clasps that was solid up the middle and split to border around the cups and intersected again with the middle bar in a wide grid. Between the bars an intricate lace pattern that teases the towering blonde’s pale skin, and bottoms that while a lot more conservative than the average fan was used to seeing in these bouts but worked well with her frame ant top. To complete the look Victoria had long gloves that went past the elbows, appearing to be made of the same material. It was classy, yet sexy, clean yet dirty, I was surprisingly into it.
Now Danica took my expectations, pimp handed them across the face, and made them her bitch! Her outfit was like.. BOOM! POOM! POW! She had a bright red bra with lace fringe that framed The Polish Pitbull’s ginormous juggs like the treasures they were, I wanted to dip my face in and draw out the alphabet with my nose. A high waisted garter belt crossed her navel but Danica left her legs bare so the garter straps swung and bounced against her beach tanned thighs, and matching bottoms, not a thong back. The only flaw in an otherwise perfect display. Danica went for maximum psychological advantage,even going as far as having her flowing honey blonde hair professionally done and ending in twist resting on her left breast as it hangs over her shoulder, and topped it off with some red lipstick that made her mouth look hot as hell. A sentence I never thought I’d write.
I nearly passed out so strong was the force of my erection, Hackschimdt was on shaky legs as well. The stunning visage of her stacked partner burning away any thoughts of strategy, Victoria stared wide eyed and practically drooling at a nonchalant Danica. The Squire was playing nice that day, saying how nice Vicky looked, shaking her hand, reassuring that they’re gonna be cool one day… Although if you were anyone but Victoria at that moment you’d see that her tag partner was keeping her luscious cleavage in just the right position so Victoria had to look down her hills to look her in the face due to their big height difference. Was Danica trying to rebuild a burnt bridge, or was she trying to work the mind of her interested teacher for an advantage like so many other college coeds?
Given the events of the match, I’m inclined to believe the latter. As soon as the warring team got the signal Dadal was treated Victoria like a rented bitch. Her first move of the night was a high speed kick right up Victoria silk covered crotch! Hackenschmidt doubled over trying not to cry with her hands between her legs and a shocked look on her face. Danica was #SorryNotSorry, offered a shrug “I still need to win” then DDT’ed Vic on the hardwood floor. Still conscious but disoriented by pains north and south, Victoria tried to get up off the floor with all the grace of a baby deer. Danica helped her out by grabbing the backs of her top and bottoms and throwing Vic headfirst into the outside arm of their large, grey sofa. The broad German broad flops onto her face and starts crawling either to escape her partner or is just knocked silly, hard to tell. Danica was happy to let her; the Squire is already preoccupied with moving back a cheap particle board coffee table farther away from the fight (made by Victoria and Danica for a wood working class) while the Knight felt her way across the floor to the narrow space between Danica and the sofa. Seeing her mentor starting to rise fires a back kick into Victoria’s jaw that makes the ex-champ throw her lower body onto the middle seat to keep from falling back onto the hardwood.
Dadal shows some innovation here, pressing a knee into her mentor’s back the Polish Pitbull grabs the left cushion, unzips it, and shoves it over Victoria’s head! I’m not sure if it’s the lack of sight or the humiliation that wakes Vic up but the German becomes fully alert and tries to take the grey Serta helm off her face, but from behind Danica takes her elbows in hand and pulls them back. So Victoria is just shaking her head back and forth trying to jostle herself free of the seat cover while being bent over the furniture.
A total embarrassment. This is the rock bottom of Hackenschmidt’s career, at least I hope so. Danica manages to wrangle Victoria off the couch on to her shoulders, belly to ceiling. When you think of Danica Dadal everyone goes straight to the juggs but you gotta respect her power game. The tiny titter gives the blinded giant a few seconds of tortore rack before flipping off her shoulders and through their table with a burning hammer.
youtu.be/T5_dBFf_rXg?t=12
Vicky rolls around clumsily amongst the wreckage of the table till she gets flat on her back, sofa seat still eating her face. Danica climbs atop the backrest of the sofa like they’re playing The Floor Is Lava, measures the distance and leaps forward! Victoria gets the seat off her head half a moment before Danica’s funbags give her a pair of black eyes. Danica covers her for a pin but Victoria raises a shoulder just before the 3 count, her first move of the fight. The Polish Pitbull gives her gurls a brief massage(someone send me that gif) before hairhauling her giant anchor of a partner up and guides her to a comfy looking grey recliner. She sits Hackenschmidt down, hops onto her lap, and puts the ex champ in what may be the best jugg smother in the game, before her awakening Danica Dadal rarely incorporated her god given assets instead trying to focus on a “pure wrestling” style either by The Knight’s instruction or inspiration.
Thank Gawd that's over with!
Those puppies are off the leash and and winning matches, and it looked like Danica was gonna win a flawless victory before she pulled Hack n Slash’s face from the depths of her cleavage with an A.S.M.R “pop!” to scrub her face back and forth across her milk tankers. That bit of end zone dancing seemed to awaken the sleeping giant at least partially, still pretty blank in the face, Victoria locked in a crushing bearhug and stood out of the chair carrying her student like they were adventurous honeymooners. Victoria ran full speed into the wall, crushing Dadal with a “thump” that rattled the whole apartment. Retreating a few steps from the now dented wall Victoria popped her hips and launched Danica flying across the room, head over heels into the recliner knocking it over! That’s gonna go down as one of LAW top highlights this year, mark my words. After that explosion of offence Hackenchmidt just collapsed on the floor trying to get her mind in order after getting her ass kicked from the first moment. She had the time, Danica was still upside down in the fallen chair counting canaries. Victoria finally gets up and she finally looks kinda pissed, It looks like Danica slapped her around one time too many. The giant stumbles over and picks up the busty brawler (by the wrist) and pumps a knee into her middle it looks like she was powerbomb but Dadal scampers through Hackenschmdt’s legs and whacks her in the thigh with a table leg, honestly making her look kind of oafish.
The Squire runs away as The Knight massages feeling back into her leg. When Vic gets up, she's yelling Danica’s name and kicking in doors trying to find her. Finally checking Danica’s bedroom, Hacky slowly opens the door looking around cautiously, still not seeing Danica.
But the viewers do…
Slowly rising out of the clothes hamper like some kind of swamp monster, discard socks and shirts hanging off her body Danica has an extra long stocking in hand; given the size I assume it was Hackenschmidt’s. Leaping on the giant’s back like Lilliputian (Gulliver's Travels, Freshman year in Highschool. What up) and wraps the stocking around Vicky’s throat and choked her for all she’s worth!. Hackenschmidt’s grabbing at her throat and throwing herself into the walls and furniture but Danica won’t give up the choke till Vicky starts slowing down and they fall on The Squire’s bed. Once the stocking’s off her neck Vicky’s gulping down air, and tears are rolling down free, she’s clearly out of the fight. The ref’s about to call it but Dadal wants to leave on a career high note; Using the same strangle stocking Danica ties a weakly resisting Victoria’s hands to the headboard, and throws one of The Knight’s long legs over her shoulder. Now Danica was careful to position her body between Vic’s lower half and the camera but you you could tell from Victoria’s shocked expression Danica was going Old School! Park Palace! Gaiman’s Web! Danica obviously still has some left over feelings for her mentor seeing as she blocked the money shot but given how fast her elbow was oscillating and the wide range of sounds and expressions coming out of Victoria she had no qualms about about showing teach everything she learned in that girls only private school she went to. Danica kept yelling at her to give up but Hackenschmidt kept refusing no matter how much her student played her like a harp.
Everyone has their limits though and Victoria was approaching hers. You could hear the thick headboard creaking with how hard the German tugged during her shudders, each “No!” answering a request to submit came out a little weaker and more desperate. Finally Victoria lets out a high pitched “I submit!” surrendering the match, the apartment and most of her dignity.
But Danica’s not done. If anything she goes up to the next level, really putting her back into getting Vic over that edge. Teach is shaking her head back and forth, borderline begging for “Dada” to stop, but Danica’s all “who’s your Daddy!?” And then for the first time in Victoria Hackenschmidt’s career she sucCUMbs to a superior wrestler, and the public gets to see Victoria’s O-face and O-sounds(filing those away for later…)
After getting the exclamation point on her victory Danica gets real close and crawls up Hack n Slash’s body till she can untie her hands, also treating Vic to a little jugg scrub as she does. Either paralyzed by shame or just stuck in the afterglow Victoria just lays there in a heap not moving or speaking, a thousand-yard stare in her eyes. Danica seemed pretty happy at first, hollering and hi-fiving the ref (who instantly regretted it) really living it up. Then she looked at Vicky and all that vanished, got kinda quiet and seemed… regretful maybe? It was hard to describe, either way, it didn’t last long. The little blonde linked her arms under the big blonde’s shoulders and dragged her out of the apartment, lying her down in front of the door and closing it. I hear Danica slapped one of the movers who was treating Victoria’s stuff less than respectfully, does she hate her former roommate or not? Women, am I right?
So will Danica continue her hot streak and finally take hold of the LAW championship? Will Victoria break out of her emotional spiral and win back the fans? Let’s hope we find out by the next edition of Dog Pound! Woof! Woof!
DANICA DADAL
VICTORIA HACKENSCHMIDT
Since the hapless sidekick turned badass antihero LAW has seen a serious uptick in awareness and attendance, Kudos to Triple B for capitalizing on the new new hotness with all the promos, pictures, merch, and flashback segments concentrating on the Knight and Squire.
BOBBY BARRUN BARTLEBY
When Danica debuted her new aggressive, kick ass and take names attitude against Tamara Mitchell and I was all for it! Before The Squire seemed like a pair of giant, luscious, sweet juggs weighing down the latest in the Hackenschmidt line preventing Victoria from getting another World title. I mean they’ve gotten the tag titles once or twice but let's be honest, Victoria had been going at half speed for a while now. That German was tearing shit up when she first came to America. Then she bought a portion of LAW to establish a home base, and Vic and Bartleby started making our Phoenix based promotion into the top US Indie outfit, the last stop before FAWN and the place to go after. Made Bethany Christian pop off a few buttons on that tight blouse, and go greet the hot young man mowing the lawn across the street. But when she saw Danica getting trashed by Sin and Vice at their audience member challenge Victoria just had to put her singles career on the backburner so she could train the tits- I mean juggs- I mean rookie!
Then came the slap.
I was in the minority after the incident; most people saw it as Victoria holding her pupil back, I saw it as Vic protecting the integrity of the belt she rose to new levels of awareness. I mean… I get why Danica was angry but that ref was more or less recovered by that point and could have DQ’d her! The Squire’s still fresh meat in this business and is still learning, Hackenschmidt should have put Dadal over her knee and gave that top heavy rookie a spanking.
But as time went on I changed my mind, Danica showed in her first match against Victoria that she’s got the skills, the strength, and the mean streak to hang with big girls. Now, is this a recent development and Danica’s just ready to spread her wings? Or was the newly tough Instagram THOT an ass kicker from the start and Victoria just wanted a smokin hot valet on her arm? Not that I could blame her if it was the latter.
After some weeks of silence and apparently tense conversations between roommates, The Knight announced a match between her and her Squire to settle their differences. Man isn’t that just like a female? Always got to make a production of the little things…
But I digress; at the fight Danica debuted a new HARDCORE rap theme, I’m more of a country guy but whatever, I’m not watching for her taste in music. She had some sleek ring gear and was showing off some new moves that predictably bounced harmlessly off Victoria’s shield of lifelong training, good breeding and skill. One ref bump later (they’ve got to start wearing helmets) and things. Jump. Off. Danica nails a pro-football style kick to Vicky’s cooch (by football I mean FOOTBALL not that Euro stuff) and from then on it’s all Danica all the time, she strips off her sweet new gear like a Chip n’ Dales dancer revealing a jaw droppingly sexy lingerie set and got work breaking Hackenschmidt down like overly large tower of legos. This was Hackenschmidt’s worst showing in her career so far. Danica straight up punished that German and the crowd loved it, and so did I. Victoria’s had it too easy for too long and needed a reality check: Shea London took her sexy losses along with every great win, if Vic wants to be on the same level she needs to get flat out destroyed a couple times so we can see if she bounces back and is worth rooting for.
A big shake up in the mix can be refreshing now and then, and in my opinion that was a big factor to how well the LAW Dogs were receiving the now rebranded Polish Pitbull, a stale main event is a sour note on a good show and while things were good no ones wants to see a company in a rut. While Vicky sat at home licking her wounds Danica burnt the house down with a visiting La Sombra from The Northern Coalition in a match of the year candidate wearing a brand spanking new lingerie set that no doubt most of the audience will be spanking it too later that night. This version of Danica Dadal aka the Polish Pitbull aka Daddy is here to stay, and I welcome it! Though I’m not too high on the ‘Daddy’ moniker. Don’t want girls in the audience or watching at home getting confused.
At this point the fan’s ire toward our Giant of Virtue and Victory was starting to boil over. Her entrance will always get a pop no question but the medieval thing is played out, what is this? The 80s? In Hack n Slash’s first match back she crushed beloved veteran Baseball Valkyrie in a lopsided if respectful squash of a match. Victoria and Sporty Spencer’s old mentor shook hands after and left as friends but that only assuaged the crowd so much, many taking issue with Victoria getting a win over such a stalwart name of the indies for two and a half decades. Meanwhile Danica is in Orlando kicking ass and taking names in a big battle royale, though she did not leave with a win she left with the hearts and minds of the fans (the new American flag bikini didn’t hurt either).
Next milestone in the LAW’s top feud occurred shortly after that in the organization’s annual Beach Brawl, for those new to the league it’s a PPV held at Cattail Cove State Park and all our Adventurous Ladies fight in all manner of swimwear in the ring. Victoria showed up in a black and white 1950’s style bikini. I mean… she looked nice but what's the point? she may as well have shown up in snow pants and a parka. Dadal however showed up in a pink and black number that had hearts pounding and mouths drooling (including Victoria’s), the former tag was set to face off in a five woman Queen of The Beach Elimination match, the winner getting a future title shot. The Knight and Squire, Dana Hook, Jenny Xi’an, and a visiting Olunike Waite with her manager Hazeema ringside(GodDAMN that Hazeema fills out a bikini).
A fun and highly competitive main event took place, Dana Hook gave one of the best showings in her young career as did Olunike before they were eliminated in simultaneous pin by Hackenschmidt and Dadal, switching on their tag team chemistry like the last few months never happened. Jenny Xi’an Claymored the hell out of Danica to the point where she was out like a light for a few minutes but failed to capitalize, the might ofJenny’s powerful legs kicking Danica out of the ring and into the sand.
CLAYMORE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXaeY4HEvHc
Now this was a key point in the bout… Victoria has never been accused of being an emotional fighter but seeing her (former?) friend getting blitzed set her OFF! Victoria hit her with rapidfire power move after power move for 30 seconds before getting a dominant pin with a Mjholnir Falls.
MJOLNIR FALLS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cviEG8zxZA&list=PLeRPsdtvusXiROvHPBxh0BXVkuPhU_QUs&index=7
Danica crawled back in the ring during Xian’s ejection and she and her mentor held a meaningful gaze before hugging in the middle of the ring, a warm moment that the people clapped for but it was clear they preferred things stay heated. As they were separating Victoria began to say something but never finished, because Danica pulled her head down for a motorboating from hell! Man, my fellow LAW Dogs were barking hard for that! Danica suckered that amazon good, The Polish Pitbull had a HUGE grin on her face as she she scrubbed Vic’s face harder than the dirtiest plate after a barbeque, The Knight tried to pull her head free from her student’s twin mountains but something about the small honey blonde just takes her strength away(I’ll give you two BIG guesses why). Danica rode the former champ down to the mat and covered her for a pin that Vic just barely broke at 2.5, not that it slowed the tiny JUGGernaut down. When Hackenscmidt raised her shoulder Danica immediately dragged her up and put her down hard with the full Wotjek’s Revenge for the 1-2-3.
WOTJEK’S REVENGE PART 1
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRCNLNeKN3E
WOTJEK’S REVENGE PART 2
youtu.be/HfH0YFSePDc?t=666
Danica ‘Triple D’ Dadal now has a world title shot against LAW World Champion Tamara Mitchell.
A critical and financially successful ppv that got even the willfully ignorant hardcore FAWNatics paying attention to a promotion that they would usually refer to as an “Indie” with dersion. After being made to drool on Dadal’s tits in the main event for the second time Victoria apparently had been pestering her tag partner about going to some kind of couples therapy, I guess they don’t teach how to read context clues in European schools. Danica of course didn’t want to goto a headshrinker, and why would she? That glorified cheesecake pin up turned into the Phoenix league’s top asskicker and was finally getting the respect of her peers. Danica agreed to it but only under some serious conditionals: Victoria would have to face Danica in an apartment match in THEIR APARTMENT… if Vic wins they would see a therapist, if Danica won she would get the apartment and Victoria would have to move out and find another apartment... in the same building, she's not a monster.
Dadal wanted room to grow and Victoria wanted to stifle her, I don’t care that in interviews she states that “I just wanted to make Danica doesn't hurt herself or someone else,” That German is two-faced and trying to and is trying to hold her partner down. Victoria reluctantly agreed and Triple B caught wind of this bet set up a paid live stream as a mini PPV, LAW’s Grand Mastermind always finding a way to promote the league. As per AHW international standards, each contestant had to forgo the usual ring togs and wear some manner of fancy undergarments. Now Hackenschmidt doesn't go in for the more ‘salacious’ aspects of the wrestling business so I had low expectations, but the fuddy duddy actually came dressed to play.
As a red-blooded Straight man I didn’t know what to call what she wore, so I consulted some friends the morning after; Victoria wore a black, semi sheer basque with silver clasps that was solid up the middle and split to border around the cups and intersected again with the middle bar in a wide grid. Between the bars an intricate lace pattern that teases the towering blonde’s pale skin, and bottoms that while a lot more conservative than the average fan was used to seeing in these bouts but worked well with her frame ant top. To complete the look Victoria had long gloves that went past the elbows, appearing to be made of the same material. It was classy, yet sexy, clean yet dirty, I was surprisingly into it.
Now Danica took my expectations, pimp handed them across the face, and made them her bitch! Her outfit was like.. BOOM! POOM! POW! She had a bright red bra with lace fringe that framed The Polish Pitbull’s ginormous juggs like the treasures they were, I wanted to dip my face in and draw out the alphabet with my nose. A high waisted garter belt crossed her navel but Danica left her legs bare so the garter straps swung and bounced against her beach tanned thighs, and matching bottoms, not a thong back. The only flaw in an otherwise perfect display. Danica went for maximum psychological advantage,even going as far as having her flowing honey blonde hair professionally done and ending in twist resting on her left breast as it hangs over her shoulder, and topped it off with some red lipstick that made her mouth look hot as hell. A sentence I never thought I’d write.
I nearly passed out so strong was the force of my erection, Hackschimdt was on shaky legs as well. The stunning visage of her stacked partner burning away any thoughts of strategy, Victoria stared wide eyed and practically drooling at a nonchalant Danica. The Squire was playing nice that day, saying how nice Vicky looked, shaking her hand, reassuring that they’re gonna be cool one day… Although if you were anyone but Victoria at that moment you’d see that her tag partner was keeping her luscious cleavage in just the right position so Victoria had to look down her hills to look her in the face due to their big height difference. Was Danica trying to rebuild a burnt bridge, or was she trying to work the mind of her interested teacher for an advantage like so many other college coeds?
Given the events of the match, I’m inclined to believe the latter. As soon as the warring team got the signal Dadal was treated Victoria like a rented bitch. Her first move of the night was a high speed kick right up Victoria silk covered crotch! Hackenschmidt doubled over trying not to cry with her hands between her legs and a shocked look on her face. Danica was #SorryNotSorry, offered a shrug “I still need to win” then DDT’ed Vic on the hardwood floor. Still conscious but disoriented by pains north and south, Victoria tried to get up off the floor with all the grace of a baby deer. Danica helped her out by grabbing the backs of her top and bottoms and throwing Vic headfirst into the outside arm of their large, grey sofa. The broad German broad flops onto her face and starts crawling either to escape her partner or is just knocked silly, hard to tell. Danica was happy to let her; the Squire is already preoccupied with moving back a cheap particle board coffee table farther away from the fight (made by Victoria and Danica for a wood working class) while the Knight felt her way across the floor to the narrow space between Danica and the sofa. Seeing her mentor starting to rise fires a back kick into Victoria’s jaw that makes the ex-champ throw her lower body onto the middle seat to keep from falling back onto the hardwood.
Dadal shows some innovation here, pressing a knee into her mentor’s back the Polish Pitbull grabs the left cushion, unzips it, and shoves it over Victoria’s head! I’m not sure if it’s the lack of sight or the humiliation that wakes Vic up but the German becomes fully alert and tries to take the grey Serta helm off her face, but from behind Danica takes her elbows in hand and pulls them back. So Victoria is just shaking her head back and forth trying to jostle herself free of the seat cover while being bent over the furniture.
A total embarrassment. This is the rock bottom of Hackenschmidt’s career, at least I hope so. Danica manages to wrangle Victoria off the couch on to her shoulders, belly to ceiling. When you think of Danica Dadal everyone goes straight to the juggs but you gotta respect her power game. The tiny titter gives the blinded giant a few seconds of tortore rack before flipping off her shoulders and through their table with a burning hammer.
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Vicky rolls around clumsily amongst the wreckage of the table till she gets flat on her back, sofa seat still eating her face. Danica climbs atop the backrest of the sofa like they’re playing The Floor Is Lava, measures the distance and leaps forward! Victoria gets the seat off her head half a moment before Danica’s funbags give her a pair of black eyes. Danica covers her for a pin but Victoria raises a shoulder just before the 3 count, her first move of the fight. The Polish Pitbull gives her gurls a brief massage(someone send me that gif) before hairhauling her giant anchor of a partner up and guides her to a comfy looking grey recliner. She sits Hackenschmidt down, hops onto her lap, and puts the ex champ in what may be the best jugg smother in the game, before her awakening Danica Dadal rarely incorporated her god given assets instead trying to focus on a “pure wrestling” style either by The Knight’s instruction or inspiration.
Thank Gawd that's over with!
Those puppies are off the leash and and winning matches, and it looked like Danica was gonna win a flawless victory before she pulled Hack n Slash’s face from the depths of her cleavage with an A.S.M.R “pop!” to scrub her face back and forth across her milk tankers. That bit of end zone dancing seemed to awaken the sleeping giant at least partially, still pretty blank in the face, Victoria locked in a crushing bearhug and stood out of the chair carrying her student like they were adventurous honeymooners. Victoria ran full speed into the wall, crushing Dadal with a “thump” that rattled the whole apartment. Retreating a few steps from the now dented wall Victoria popped her hips and launched Danica flying across the room, head over heels into the recliner knocking it over! That’s gonna go down as one of LAW top highlights this year, mark my words. After that explosion of offence Hackenchmidt just collapsed on the floor trying to get her mind in order after getting her ass kicked from the first moment. She had the time, Danica was still upside down in the fallen chair counting canaries. Victoria finally gets up and she finally looks kinda pissed, It looks like Danica slapped her around one time too many. The giant stumbles over and picks up the busty brawler (by the wrist) and pumps a knee into her middle it looks like she was powerbomb but Dadal scampers through Hackenschmdt’s legs and whacks her in the thigh with a table leg, honestly making her look kind of oafish.
The Squire runs away as The Knight massages feeling back into her leg. When Vic gets up, she's yelling Danica’s name and kicking in doors trying to find her. Finally checking Danica’s bedroom, Hacky slowly opens the door looking around cautiously, still not seeing Danica.
But the viewers do…
Slowly rising out of the clothes hamper like some kind of swamp monster, discard socks and shirts hanging off her body Danica has an extra long stocking in hand; given the size I assume it was Hackenschmidt’s. Leaping on the giant’s back like Lilliputian (Gulliver's Travels, Freshman year in Highschool. What up) and wraps the stocking around Vicky’s throat and choked her for all she’s worth!. Hackenschmidt’s grabbing at her throat and throwing herself into the walls and furniture but Danica won’t give up the choke till Vicky starts slowing down and they fall on The Squire’s bed. Once the stocking’s off her neck Vicky’s gulping down air, and tears are rolling down free, she’s clearly out of the fight. The ref’s about to call it but Dadal wants to leave on a career high note; Using the same strangle stocking Danica ties a weakly resisting Victoria’s hands to the headboard, and throws one of The Knight’s long legs over her shoulder. Now Danica was careful to position her body between Vic’s lower half and the camera but you you could tell from Victoria’s shocked expression Danica was going Old School! Park Palace! Gaiman’s Web! Danica obviously still has some left over feelings for her mentor seeing as she blocked the money shot but given how fast her elbow was oscillating and the wide range of sounds and expressions coming out of Victoria she had no qualms about about showing teach everything she learned in that girls only private school she went to. Danica kept yelling at her to give up but Hackenschmidt kept refusing no matter how much her student played her like a harp.
Everyone has their limits though and Victoria was approaching hers. You could hear the thick headboard creaking with how hard the German tugged during her shudders, each “No!” answering a request to submit came out a little weaker and more desperate. Finally Victoria lets out a high pitched “I submit!” surrendering the match, the apartment and most of her dignity.
But Danica’s not done. If anything she goes up to the next level, really putting her back into getting Vic over that edge. Teach is shaking her head back and forth, borderline begging for “Dada” to stop, but Danica’s all “who’s your Daddy!?” And then for the first time in Victoria Hackenschmidt’s career she sucCUMbs to a superior wrestler, and the public gets to see Victoria’s O-face and O-sounds(filing those away for later…)
After getting the exclamation point on her victory Danica gets real close and crawls up Hack n Slash’s body till she can untie her hands, also treating Vic to a little jugg scrub as she does. Either paralyzed by shame or just stuck in the afterglow Victoria just lays there in a heap not moving or speaking, a thousand-yard stare in her eyes. Danica seemed pretty happy at first, hollering and hi-fiving the ref (who instantly regretted it) really living it up. Then she looked at Vicky and all that vanished, got kinda quiet and seemed… regretful maybe? It was hard to describe, either way, it didn’t last long. The little blonde linked her arms under the big blonde’s shoulders and dragged her out of the apartment, lying her down in front of the door and closing it. I hear Danica slapped one of the movers who was treating Victoria’s stuff less than respectfully, does she hate her former roommate or not? Women, am I right?
So will Danica continue her hot streak and finally take hold of the LAW championship? Will Victoria break out of her emotional spiral and win back the fans? Let’s hope we find out by the next edition of Dog Pound! Woof! Woof!