Post by dsb on Oct 19, 2018 22:31:08 GMT
The arena lights dimmed as guitar riffs began to ooze from the speakers, soon accompanied by dizzying flashes of light. Back in the shadows the curtain was swept aside and out stepped a pair of dangerous blondes, Rebecca Ravage and Maddy Mayhem. The boos that filled the arena were so deafening that Maddy got to scream to communicate with Rebecca.
MADDY MAYHEM:
REBECCA RAVAGE:
PEACE SELLS -- BUT WHO’S BUYING?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlWq6WXIv7M
“I LIKE THIS MUSIC!” Maddy shouted.
“NO SHYT SHERLOCK! YOU SWAPPED THE TRACK I CHOOSED AND NOW WE ARE STUCK WITH THIS OLD ASS GARBAGE!” Rebecca complained.
Maddy simply laughed before strutting down the ramp, soon followed closely by Rebecca.
With the Wrecking Crew on the move, the Announcer launched into his duties. “Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a Hardcore Tornado Tag Team match scheduled for one fall with a twenty minute time limit. Introducing first, at a combined weight of two hundred and forty-nine pounds… MADDY MAYHEM AND REBECCA RAVAGE!”
“THIS WAS NOT WHAT WE AGREED ON YA SPACY BITCH!” Ravage continued to rant but Maddy simply flipped a bird behind her.
“OH YEAH? MAYBE I’LL HIT YOU BY ‘ACCIDENT’ LATER! F*CKFACE!” Rebecca threats fell on deaf ears as Maddy began into skipping down the ramp.
For her first ‘Mania appearance, Rebecca was clad in her regular purple shorts and top completed with white boots and black pads. Making her way to the ring with a RR-embalmed leather jacket. Maddy, on the other hand, went with full black top, shorts, pads and boot, armed with her ‘Bat-sy‘.
The pair rolled into the ring and made their way to opposite corners where they posed for the crowd, turning up the volumes of the booing. The music cut as soon as the pair descended the turnbuckle. Rebecca removed her aviators and jacket and set them aside, prompting the mental Maddy to ask out of jealousy.
“Becky, what’s the meaning of that? You get shades and a leather jacket and I get nothing? That’s so unfair! Are you trying to steal MY thunder?”, Maddy ranted.
“God help me...”, Rebecca rolled her eyes and muttered to herself.
Mayhem was still carping about the injustice of it all when the Announcer resumed. “And introducing their opponents, hailing from Arkham Massachusetts and Greentown Illinois respectively and weighing in at a combined total of two hundred and fifty-five pounds, Eve Choldstone and Calliope, they are THE FRIGHTENERS!”
HERE COMES THE FRIGHTENERS:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1L3f2oL41k
The Rogue’s Gallery let loose with a peal of maniacal laughter as static and the distinctive warble of a Theremin filled the arena. This was joined after several seconds by slow, distorted chuckles from a single throat, though the pitch and volume changed to frequently it could’ve been a whole chorus of lunatics. The house lights went next, dimming to almost nothing before a bank of spotlights on the stage roared back in an insane panoply of colors. Delighted by this blast of pocket Halloween, the Mania throng sprang to their feet when hundreds of balloons dropped from the rafters. As the balloons drifted down, a bluish-white mist rose from the stage’s steel grating, the contrasting bits of weirdness fusing into something that delighted and chilled in the same breath. Whatever you called it, the effect was compounded by the background noise, which was slowly coalescing into something more and more like mus--the howl of an electric guitar ripped through the speakers and everyone who wasn’t entirely in their right mind lent their voices to the classic carnival riff.
EVE CHOLDSTONE:
CALLIOPE:
Stepping from gloom shoulder to shoulder, the Fallen Angel of Arkham and the Queen of Outré Space saluted their fellow lunatics with a pair of thumbs dragged across a pair of pale, bare throats.
“Lookit those poor dopes.” Cali said almost sadly. “They have no idea they’re being stalked by a POV shot right this instant.”
“That’ll change soon enough.” Eve replied. “And I promise you the camera’s not going to cut away to some lame ass spray of blood across the grass.”
“Ooooohhhh, we’re getting the unrated director’s cut tonight?”
“The Brits call it a Video Nasty. Sounds good, doesn’t it?”
Calliope nodded, raised a fist to Eve, who bumped it in return. “Hell yeah. Let’s get nasty!”
The Frighteners started toward the ring with Calliope because she simply had to cartwheel, flip, handspring or tumble when she found herself in front of a crowd. Eve however was more languid in her approach, the Haunter of the Dark keeping her eyes locked on the pair of Warriors extras lurking in the squared circle. For their battle on this mild September evening, neither Choldstone or Calliope bothered with matching outfits. The former sported her usual black leather bikini emblazoned with the wispy cobweb design, along with matching black pads and boots and of course the pair of battered, fingerless leather gloves. Calliope on the other hand was dressed like an explosion at Sherwin Williams with her electric blue sequined bikini bottoms and black and green striped halter top. The accessories showed a similar lack of coordination with fire engine red boots, plaid pads and a shiny white smiley face on the seat of her trunks.
Closing on the edge of the squared circle, Eve and Calliope slid under the bottom rope and popped to their feet, then stormed across the ring to the set of ropes facing the hard camera. Ignoring the frenetic presence of the newcomers, the Frighteners mounted the second rope, leaned back to ‘cut’ their throats and finished by ‘Pppffffwoooosssshing’ stereo clouds of black mist into the sky overhead. “Looks like you finally got what you wanted, ass hat.” Eve called to Maddy. “Better hope it’s worth all the bloodshed you got coming.”
Merle, who looked as nervous as the proverbial long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs, maintained his position between the opposing tandems as he relayed what little of the rulebook applied for the night’s festivities. None of his four charges paid him the slightest bit of attention, they were all far too busy describing just what they were going to do to the opposition and just how much they were going to enjoy doing it. Calliope, as usual, proved the exception. The Queen of Outré Space simply kept her eyes locked on Rebecca’s short blonde locks and made ominous ‘lawnmower’ noises in the back of her throat. Finally finished, the referee flashed a signal to the Timekeeper and practically threw himself backward in time with the CLANG of the bell. This proved quite fortuitous, as the Frighteners and the Wrecking Crew immediately stormed into the breach on a tide of fists and claws!
Eve and Maddy came together like they were magnetized, blonde and brunette filling one hand with her opponent’s hair while the other simply pounded away at her snarling face. Cali and Ravage met up with equal intensity, though they doubled down on the hair-holds for some seriously vile stereo yanking interspersed with high knees THUMPED into undefended abdominals.
The hateful Honky Tonking continued in that vein for perhaps fifteen seconds before Eve blocked an incoming Haymaker and countered with a high Roundhouse that THWHACKED off the side of Mayhem’s noggin. Elsewhere, Calliope abandoned Ravage’s hair to swat down a Kneelift, then catch her blonde around the waist. Just like that she popped up on tiptoes and sank to one knee to THUMP the Brooklyn Bomber’s crotch courtesy an Inverted Atomic Drop! Ravage ‘eeeped’ and dropped her defenses, meaning it was much easier for Cali to lay in an alternating sextet of overhand punches to the forehead and heavy left hooks to the body.
PUNCH COMBO:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQIU1BzsvRg
As for Eve, she’d laid claim to Mayhem’s hair and doubled her over for several machinegun style Kneelifts to the head and chest. Daring a glance over her shoulder when she heard the crowd cheer, Choldstone sussed out the situation and called, “Get that clown to the corner, Cali!”
“You heard her, Mullet Face!” Calliope chirped to Ravage. “Let’s get a move on!”
The Frighteners took off in opposite directions, each using a Wristlock and a well-placed shoulder in the sternum to bull her adversary into the buckles. Exchanging another quick look once they got where they were going, Eve and Cali plowed the broad side of their thigh up into their rival’s midsection, then stepped away, dropped a shoulder and sent her on her way with stereo Irish Whips!
Mayhem and Ravage made straight for one another, the former actually rearing back for a huge Clothesline before her partner slammed on the brakes and called, “WHOAH! WHOAH, MADDY!”
The Mistress of Madness snapped out of her bloodlust, drawing to a stop only inches shy of the other blonde. “Sorry sweetie, I get carried away sometimeNNGGHH!”
Eve and Calliope came charging in with matching Dropkicks between the shoulders to complete the delayed meeting of the minds! Seeing stars after the short-range collision, Maddy and Rebecca stumbled away from one another only to grunt in surprise when the Frighteners trussed their arms behind their back with identical Double Chickenwings. More than happy to repeat previous successes, the Monster and the Freakshow charged forward like mounted knights, only in this case their lances were Mayhem and Ravage! There was a heavy THUMP followed by cheers from the crowd, followed by a pair of THUDS as the Frighteners took their opponents up, over and down with Tiger Suplexes! Startled to see an actual cover this early in the match, Merle dropped to his knees between the paired lovelies and slapped the mat…
TIGER SUPLEX HOLD:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaWqwtxwYvs
ONE…
TWO…
Maddy and Rebecca kicked out almost simultaneous with ‘TWO!’, dispelling any notions that this contest would be over fast. This revelation didn’t seem to bother the brunettes at all, indeed they were grinning from ear to ear when they got up and converged on Rebecca. “Now don’t go far, cutie.” Eve admonished after filling a hand with the blonde’s short tresses. “Because we’re coming for your meddling ass just as soon as we’ve stomped Mayhem into the dirNNGGHHH!”
Ravage caught Choldstone with a short elbow to the belly, swatted her hand aside then stood up and grabbed a Headlock. “Dream on, beeyotch.” she muttered. “Maddy and I are gonna f*ck you up so bad you’ll--”
THWHACK! Calliope caught her across the back of the head with a Standing Enzugiri that allowed Eve to regain her previous hair-hold. Mirroring her friend’s grip on the opposite side, Calliope added a handful of trunks to the equation so that Ravage had plenty of momentum when they bum rushed her over the top rope to the floor below!
The sound of Rebecca hitting the mat was pleasant indeed, alas the macabre pair didn’t get much time to enjoy it because Mayhem charged in from behind with a Clothesline that THWHAPPED across the base of Calliope’s neck! The Eclectic Eel tumbled over the strands to a seat on the apron, leaving Eve and Maddy to resume the war they’d been waging for some months.
“Gonna make you pay for spitting in my eyes, cheater!” the blonde sneered as they circled behind wary guards. “You’ll spit up more red than our vampire queen by the time I’m finished with Ynnngghhh!”
Eve flicked a hand through the blonde’s defenses to CRAAACK a stiff slap across her mouth. “I’m not through spitting on you yet, punk.” the Fallen Angel taunted. “So get used to NNNNGGGHHHH!”
Mayhem lunged in, dropped to one knee and pounded a heavy punch into her opponent’s tummy. Lacing her hands behind Eve’s head as the brunette doubled over, Maddy got to her feet and immediately returned to her knees for a quick, nasty Jawbreaker! Eve stumbled but didn’t lose her balance, so the Mistress of Madness got up, cupped both ears and thun-thun-THUNKED a trio of Headbutts between her eyes! The last one made Choldstone’s knees shimmy yet instead of letting her fall Mayhem slipped an arm between her legs and scooped her onto one shoulder for a big Body SlaNO!
The Frightener popped her hips and slid down Maddy’s back. Before the blonde could react Eve cinched a Waistlock around her midsection and charged toward the ropes. Mayhem kept her cool the whole time, hooking her own arms under the top rope to anchor herself to relative safe--THWHACK! Calliope (who’d been lurking on the apron for the last few seconds) hopped up, stretched out parallel to the strands and caught the wicked ingénue between the eyes with a Roundhouse. Maddy reeled backward, whirled around and was promptly muscled across Eve’s shoulders in a Fireman’s Carry.
“Thanks for the assist, Cali!” Choldstone grinned as she backpedaled into the middle of the ring. “Got another one in you?”
Calliope didn’t bother to answer with words, she simply vaulted over the ropes and charged by on Eve’s right so she was in perfect position when the Fallen Angel of Arkham tossed Maddy up off her shoulders and dropped back, a perfect Flapjack made that much better by the Three Quarters Facelock Cali affixed in mid-air! Both Frighteners laid out and Mayhem hit with a resounding THUMP, the double team Flapjack / Cutter more than strong enough to bounce her onto her back. Eve was right there with the cover, hooking the far leg all the way up under her blonde’s chin to keep her down for the…
FIREMAN'S CARRY FLAPJACK & CUTTER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=txQGPEScLjA
ONE!
TWO...
And a sudden blow to the back of Eve’s head broke the count! Ravage immediately dragged Eve to her feet while Mayhem rolled under the bottom rope to catch her breath on the floor. The control over Eve was short-lived, however. Coming from a distance was the Eclectic Eel who knocked one half of the Wrecking Crew back into the ropes and Rebecca soon found herself in a two-on-one situation. Cali pressed Ravage against the ropes allowing the recovered Eve to pummel her open midsection!
“Ughh! Ughhh! Ughh!” The Mullet Head grunted with each blow to the belly. Eve and Cali grabbed Rebecca’s wrists and whipped her forcefully across the ring! Just as Rebecca came springing back from the opposite ropes, The Frighteners, hand-in-hand, charged towards Ravage with their arms stretched. The ballistic blonde ducked the Double Clothesline by doubling over and followed through into the opposite ropes, making both girls go through a dizzying 180 spin. As fast as a bullet, Rebecca came back to the center and lifted herself into the air with both arms stretched, taking the team down with a Double Clothesline!
DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8Uzov2X2lM
Ravage dropped to her knees but was quickly back on her feet, "COME ON BYTCHES!" Ravage raised her taped fist and gestured for both girls to get up. Eve and Cali scurried onto their feet almost simultaneously and walked into Rebecca's fist, one after another, getting up only to get knocked down again and again. The clockwork finally stopped when Rebecca reached around Cali's chest and cupped her hand behind her snapped herself backward with Cali in tow for a Reverse STO!
Reverse STO
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aT_XQeAn-Q
Cali bounced onto her back and rolled out of the ring after having herself driven face first into the mat. Rebecca kipped herself back to her feet and pirouetted about the spot before taking Eve out with a Discus Clothesline!
DISCUS CLOTHESLINE:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpJAR8b3ih4
Becca hooked her legs for the...
ONE!
TWO!
NOOOOO!!!
Eve shoved Ravage's face away as she kicked out of the cover. Vexed, Rebecca grabbed a handful a Eve’s brunette locks and forcefully yanked her to her feet. She grabbed Eve by the wrist and pressed her into the ropes, shoulder against sternum, and whipped her hard across the ring when Choldstone planted a foot into the ground and counter whipped Ravage across the ring. The Mullet Bullet ducked low and shuffled behind the brunette, locking her arms around her opponent’s waist and attempted to lift her off the ground.
The Fallen Angel lowered her hip and thwarted the imminent German Suplex despite Ravage’s best effort. That was, until assistance came in the form of a Super Kick!
Eve’s soul left the body as Maddy connected with the Super Kick, allowing Rebecca to throw her body backwards and bridge for the...
ONE!
TWO!
THRENOOOO!!!
Eve threw her feet skyward and avoided the near fall!
“Put her in the ropes Becky! I’m gonna cut the head of this snake!” Maddy demanded. Rebecca smiled as she wrapped her arms under Eve’s armpit and dragged her to the ropes. Hanging her head over the second rope, Ravage pressed Eve’s neck into the rubber-coated steel with her knee, causing her to struggle in agony. With Eve kept secured in place, Maddy ascended the turnbuckle and readied herself for the Guillotine Leg Drop.
“Maddy! Behind you!” Rebecca warned as she stole a quick glance in her partner’s direction.
But it was too late.
SMACCCCCKKKKK!!!
Maddy arched her back in pain and fell right back into the ring. From the outside, Cali had just delivered a chair shot to Mayhem’s back.
“Why...you...” Rebecca snarled as she charged to her partner’s attacker only to receive a chair shot to her head!
“YEAHHHHHH!” Cali rallied the crowd as she raised the steel chair in the air!
With Mayhem and Ravage both suffering the after effects of a chair induced hangover, Eve had her pick of targets but ultimately honed in on the Mistress of Madness. “All right you tawdry piece of shyt.” she growled. “You want to play rough? Let me show you how it’s done.” Choldstone scooped Maddy onto one shoulder Body Slam style and tapped the canvas with one boot. “Cali! Chair me right here, babe!”
Quick to oblige, the One Woman Freak Show strolled over and laid the weapon in place, thus ensuring Mayhem had an especially unpleasant landing when Eve BWAAANGED her atop it immediately thereafter.
Pleased by the agonized arch in their opponent’s back, the Frighteners treated themselves to a quick Double Stomp before Calliope posted up on the vulnerable blonde’s right side and Choldstone hurried over to the corner directly behind her partner. Certain that her best friend was already mounted on the second rope, Cali dipped her knees and stretched her arms in a ‘T’ shape, thus offering Eve a platform of sorts when the black-hearted brunette leapt from the buckles and landed with her knees atop Calliope’s shoulders. Tucking her head the instant she touched down, Choldstone rolled off her partner’s back to THWHUMP down shoulders-first across Maddy’s chest with a gorgeous Rolling Senton!
BACK ASSISTED DIVING SOMERSAULT SENTON:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKjbAYiSvGk
Eve popped up from the landing but didn’t turn around, in fact she immediately dropped to one knee. “C’mon Cali, ride the Electric Chair!”
“Yeah, my favorite!” The Queen of Outré Space skipped over Mayhem (making sure to stomp the blonde’s belly in doing so) en route to taking a comfortable seat astride Choldstone’s shoulders. Murmurs of surprise from the ‘Mania crowd when Eve straightened up with Calliope riding high in that rather vulnerable position. But questioning turned to understanding when the Haunter of the Dark dipped down and shot up on tiptoe, Eve pushing on Calliope’s shins with more than enough ‘ooomph’ to power the Moonsault that sent the off-kilter battler THWHAPPING down on Maddy’s tummy! Cheers all ‘round as Cali hooked the far leg and folded her crash-pad in half with a Back Press good for the…
ELECTRIC MOONSAULT:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6epM75VioA
ONE…
TWO…
Ravage flew in from out of nowhere with a Junkyard Dog-style Headbutt to the ribs that sent Cali rolling away with a solid second to spare. “Get away from her you crazy bytch!” Rebecca snarled as she scrambled to her feet. Focus shifting to Eve, she added, “As for you, you can bring your tired old Hot Topic ass right on over Hnnnggghhh!”
Eve tagged her with a quick Back Kick to the belly, then followed it with a high Roundhouse that caromed off the side of the Brooklyn Bombshell’s noggin. Knocked in a half circle by the blow, Ravage stumbled toward the ropes only for Eve Choldstone to reel her in with a handful of waistband. This quickly gave way to Eve’s head under the blonde’s left armpit and her right arm snugged around Rebecca’s waist. From there she lifted Ravage onto the point of her shoulder and kept her there until Calliope closed in and slipped her head between the tyro’s legs. Then Cali looped her arms around those vulnerable thighs and dropped to her knees while Eve laid out to complete the tandem Backdrop Suplex and Powerbomb that THWHAMMED their adversary into the thinly-sheathed deck.
BACKDROP SUPLEX & BRIDGING POWERBOMB:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX5I5h9wnHY
Still in possession of Ravage’s legs, the Eclectic Eel somersaulted over her blonde in a quick Jackknife pin that left Rebecca’s togs pointed at the rafters for the…
ONE…
TWO…
THR-- “OOOOOOFFFFFHHHHH!”
This time it was Maddy making the save for her team and she did so with authority, the recently-recovered Maiden of Madness coming off the ropes with a Fist Drop made all the more devastating by the brass knuckles she’d slipped on during all the chaos! Calliope curled into a fetal ball, the mismatched battler forgetting about everything but her roiling abdomen.
Elsewhere, Maddy got to her feet, eyes glittering wickedly as she smiled at Eve. “Just you and me now, cheater. Hope you like playing for blood.”
The brass knuckles kept Eve on her toes. She slowly stepped back as Maddy grinned ear-to-ear and tapped the brass knuckles into her other palm. Maddy inched closer and closer until Choldstone was forced into a corner.
“Nowhere to run! Welcome to my playhouse!” Maddy cocked her armed fist and took a shot at the cornered girl. In a nick of time, Eve ducked the brass fist and slipped out of the corner and did a switch-a-roo with the mental Maddy and rained fists down on her nemesis. The fans counted along in the background as each successful fist connected and snapped Maddy’s head backwards right until Maddy blocked an incoming one with her raised left arm!
“Euurgghhh, play nice you little whore!” The Mistress of Madness growled and laid the cold piece of metal across Eve’s cheeks. Choldstone was staggered by the blow. She fell on her bum, got up, and dropped back into a seat.
“This certainly came in handy! No pun intended! Hahahahaha!” Maddy laughed sadistically before laying Eve out with another brass knuckle shot!
The fans reacted with a sudden gush of vitriol as Maddy tossed the brass knuckles aside. "WHAT! THE RULES ARE...I DON'T CARE!" Maddy screamed back at the crowd as she picked the dazed fighter up by the hair.
"I'm not done with you yet!", Maddy snarled at Choldstone as she dragged her towards the ropes and draped her over the middle. Meanwhile, The Rebecca-Cali pair who had just rolled out of the ring began to stir, with Rebecca taking the lead with a Headbutt to Cali.
In the ring, Maddy has made her way to the top rope with Eve's neck hanging on the middle rope. The crowd yelled for Eve to get away but the metal left her too cold to do so. Maddy leaped off the top rope and dropped her leg across the back of Eve's head like a Guillotine, causing her to pop back into her senses, gagging and choking in pain.
"Well, that settles it, doesn't it?" Maddy chirped, dusting her hand.
On the other side of the ring, Cali was picking up momentum by connecting successive forearms into Ravage's head. Like a true friend, Maddy came to her aid with a steel chair in hands. She ran around the ring and came from behind Cali with a weaponized Chop Block to the leg!
CHOP BLOCK:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q12l5cJ-OhQ
Cali's sank onto one knee wailing in agony as she clutched her targeted leg! "GET UP BECKY! WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO!" Maddy checked on her partner with a rude slap to the back of her head.
"JEEEZ! F*CK!", Ravage cursed as she pushed onto her feet, in response to Maddy's uncalled action. Without instructions from Maddy, Rebecca tucked Cali into a Standing Headscissors and hauled her up onto the should while Maddy hopped onto the ring apron as if they had rehearsed before. Maddy backstepped a little and charged towards the vulnerable Cali, jumping off the apron and nailed her with a knee to face as Rebecca powerbombed her onto the ringside, splattering her into a boneless heap!
"Don't finish her yet Becky! I ain't done with that whore!", Maddy asked of Ravage as she pointed to Eve, who was now on fours, in the ring.
From behind her trunks, Maddy pulled out a handcuff and the partners-in-crime began smiling to each other. "Now where's Kenny?" Maddy asked Rebecca.
"Kenny who? Bytch, are you crazy?"
"HAHAHA! YOU'RE ASKING ME THAT?" Maddy laughed hysterically before continuing, "THE STICK, IDIOT!".
"NOW YOU GOTTA BE MORE SPECIFIC LOONEY! IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR THE KENDO STICK! IT'S BEHIND THE ANNOUCER'S TABLE!" Rebecca shouted.
"OKAY!", Maddy darted along the ringside and picked up Rebecca's kendo stick before returning to the ring.
"Now keep her busy!" Maddy instructed the Mullet Girl as she cuffed one of her hands.
Striding towards Eve slowly, she crouched beside Eve and cooed into her ear, "Now you and me...we are going to do this forever...", and slapped the other end of the cuff on Eve's hand.
"NOW WHO NEEDS SOME SPANKING?" Maddy asked the crowd as she swung the stick in the air and land a stiff blow to the Eve's back!
Eve cried out as the Kendo Stick CRAAACKED across her back, the force of it sending the vulnerable brunette reeling onto her knees. “Did I say you could get up?” Mayhem sneered. “Get on all fours, sweetness!” She emphasized the demand with a heavy shot to the Frightener’s shoulders and sure enough Choldstone returned to her hands and knees. Literally licking her lips as she eyed the bright red welts rising on the brunette’s back, Maddy spun the wooden weapon in one hand, then raised it high over her head and brought it down in three vicious strokes, CRACK-CRACK-CRAAAACK!
The last shot finally drove the Fallen Angel to her stomach, but she quickly rolled over to protect her devastated back even if the rough canvas added a new dimension of nastiness to her predicament. “What’s this, showing your belly already?” the Mistress of Madness teased. She raised a foot, STOMPED on Choldstone’s belly, then flipped the Kendo Stick around and put the narrow end to the hollow of Eve’s throat. “You want this to be over, pretty girl? I’m going to need to hear you beg. LOUDLY.”
Eve took a few shallow breaths but made no move to deal with the encroaching weapon. Rather she locked eyes with Mayhem and said, “Stop? Why would I want this to stop? If anything I’m begging you to hit me HARDER! Think you can do that, you tacky little wanna--”
Mayhem brought the Kendo Stick up like a lumberjack wielding an axe and would’ve brought it down with similar force if the brunette hadn’t snatched hold of the handcuff chain and yanked! Maddy stumbled forward, dropped the stick without thinking about it, then yelped in surprise when Choldstone caught her left wrist to hold her in place while the Monster kicked both legs up and Scissored them around her attacker’s head. Ankles locked tight, Eve poured pressure into the Triangle Choke and blew Mayhem a kiss as her face began to flush pink. “Sleep tight, ya nasty bytch.”
TRIANGLE CHOKE:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdxN5vkT5bQ
Elsewhere, Rebecca Ravage BWONKED Calliope’s noggin off a the ring-post before reapplying a snug Side Headlock. “That’s three corners, freak! Better hope I don’t scrape your face off before we reach the last one!” Unfortunately for Calliope the Brooklyn Bomber didn’t much care one way or the other, which was why she forced her foe’s forehead against the edge of the apron and began draaaaaaaaaaaaggging her along the perimeter.
Cali squealed and hammered punches into the blonde’s ribs, but they lacked her usual ferocity and-- a roar from the crowd drew Ravage’s attention into the ring, where she saw Mayhem struggling to regain the Kendo Stick while simultaneously fending off a Triangle Choke. “Dammit Maddy, I told you not to play with your NNNNNGGGGHHHH!” Calliope braced both hands against Rebecca’s lower back and charged forward to give the blonde a taste of her own medicine via a skull-on-post collision!
Ravage’s knees buckled, but she looped an arm around the steel to maintain her balance. Forgetting about her partner’s plight for a moment, she rounded on the Queen of Outré Space and snarled, “Ok beeyotch, now you’re gonna get AAAARRRRHHHHH F*CK!”
Calliope answered the threat with a billowing cloud of candy-pink Mist that completely enveloped the blonde’s head! Staggering away from the garish attack, Ravage tripped over her own feet and went down hard on all fours, meaning she didn’t hear, let alone see, when Cali raced in from the left at top speed. But she certainly FELT it when the Eclectic Eel spun through a quick little corkscrew and brought her right foot THWHAPPING down across Rebecca’s upper back.
GROUNDED GHOST TRAIN:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOwmSkEAavI
Wiping some pink off her lips after the Ghost Train splattered Ravage all over the tracks, Calliope turned to the squared circle just in time to see Mayhem regain possession of the Kendo Stick. Cali dove under the bottom rope, popped to her feet and caught Maddy in a Waistlock before she could pound her way out of the Triangle Choke. “I got’er Eve!” Calliope called to her friend. “Free shots for everyone!”
Caught in an extremely disadvantageous position between the Frighteners, Mayhem tried to swing at both and ended up hitting neither, even after Choldstone relinquished the Triangle. “FILTHY CHEATERS!” she raged. “We’re gonna destroy UUNNNNNNGGGGHHH!”
Eve tagged Maddy’s chin with a Super Kick a heartbeat before Calliope bridged backward to THWHUMP the blonde down on the back of her head with a German Suplex.
SUPER KICK & GERMAN SUPLEX:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiVngrqYz_s
Dropped to one knee by the short steel tether that connected her to the Delirium Diva, Eve ran a hand through her hair and flashed Cali a smile. “Thanks for the assist. Don’t suppose you’ve got a handcuff key in your bag of tricks?”
The One Woman Freak Show shook her head ‘no’. “Not tonight, but…..” she dropped to one knee, grabbed hold of Mayhem’s waistband and stuffed her other hand into the blonde’s trunks. This brought cheers from the FAWNatics and squirming from Maddy, though both died down in short order when Cali removed her claw with a gaudy flourish. “Tah-Dah!” she said of the small key pinched between thumb and forefinger. Eve held out her cuffed hand.
“Would you be so kind, Houdini?”
Calliope did as requested, then tucked the key away in her right boot. “And now for our next trick…” the smile she turned on Maddy wasn’t nearly so pleasant as the one she’d offered Eve.
“Let’s make this bytch disappear.” Eve muttered as she rubbed at the reddened stripe on her recently-freed wrist.
Still woozy from the Super Kick-German Suplex combo, The Frighteners yanked Maddy off the canvas. Cali trapped Maddy in a Full Nelson while Eve picked up the kendo stick which she was at the suffering end earlier on.
"With a wave of my magic wand....", Eve swung the stick as she closed up on Maddy and THWACK the stick right into the midsection of Mistress Madness.
"ARGHH!!! HAHAHA! THAT'S WEAK!" Maddy put up a strong front towards Eve, prompting her to execute another swing to the mid-section, "OOUMMMPFFF!"
"Still enjoying it?" Eve asked.
"A little upwards, that's the spot!" Maddy laughed forcefully in respond.
As Eve took a huge swing, Maddy lifted her foot between Eve's legs, effectively causing her to drop the stick and her knees to buckle. With Eve out of the equation, Maddy snapped her head backwards into the bridge of Cali's nose, causing her to release the Full Nelson.
The Lunatic took a moment to tend to her red welted belly while the others were tending to their own. Maddy then took Cali down with a Super Kick!
At the same time, The Fallen Angel managed to rise slightly only to also receive a Super Kick from Maddy!
SUPER KICK:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiBTxRt3T2U
Realizing the Rebecca's been compromised, Maddy was left to fend against the two on her own. She quickly closed in on Eve and picked her up into a wobbly stance before knocking her down once more with a devastating Headbutt!
As she was getting done with Eve, Maddy's peripheral vision noticed a stirring Cali who had struggled to her knees. With her standing in the way of the win, Maddy turned around and charged at her with a...
OH! MAYHEM!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrSDcchhqoA
Cali flattened into a starfish on the mat as the knee connected. Maddy laid down, back across the Eclectic Eel, and hooked her legs for the...
ONE
TWO
THRENOOOOOOOO!
Calliope twisted out from under the blonde with half a tic to spare, leaving Mayhem to pound the mat in irritation. “All right, clown face.” Maddy grunted as she got to her feet. “If you don’t wanna roll over and play dead…” she turned her attention to Eve, who’d made it to one knee. “I know a bytch who does. OOOOHHHHH EVE!”
Maddy strode over to the recovering Frightener and spiked a Toe Kick into her belly just as Choldstone was returning to verticality. Dropped back to her knees by the blow, Eve could only watch as Mayhem backed up and sprinted forward, the Mistress of Madness taking to the skies for a match-ending Delirium Dr--NO! Choldstone turned into the charge so that Maddy’s legs went around her head instead of across the back. Palming her hands against the other wrestler’s backside, Eve clambered to her feet, spun through a half circle and sat out on her tush to THWHAM Mayhem against the deck with a Spiral Bomb!
SPIRAL BOMB:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iey0tcvEGLw
Maddy hit hard enough to shiver the ring but Choldstone didn’t bother for a cover. Instead she shoved off the blonde’s haunches to force Mayhem into a somersault that put the blonde on her knees. Set directly in front of her rival, the Fallen Angel drew a bead on Maddy’s temple, then THWHACKED a vicious Buzzsaw Kick off the side of her skull! Mayhem’s head snapped back and she toppled to one side a heartbeat before Eve sprawled across her chest and hooked the far leg for…
BUZZSAW KICK:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SeHk6cpTVY
ONE…
TWO…
THRNOOOO!
Rebecca Ravage flew in from out of nowhere with a Double Axehandle that THWHUMPED between the brunette’s shoulders. “Nice try, beeyotch.” the Brooklyn Bomber growled as she hauled Eve up with a double handful of hair. “But you’re not tuff enough to NNGGGHHH!”
Choldstone countered with her own hair-pull and dropped to her knees, all the better to jack Ravage’s jaw against the crown of her skull. Rebecca rocked back on her heels, went to reach for her throbbing chin and got caught in a Wristlock instead. Eve drew back, dropped a shoulder and sent the blonde into the ropes with an Irish Whip. Rebecca came back showing a Clothesline but Eve saw it coming and ducked low enough to wrap her arms around the blonde’s upper thighs. Hands locked just beneath the curve of Ravage’s glutes, Eve hauled her foe into the air and called, “You around, Cali?”
“Just hanging out at nine o’clock, friendo!”
Choldstone spun as directed, looked over her shoulder and backed up a few steps to make sure the distance was good.
Above her, Rebecca saw Calliope climbing the corner and pounded several shots into Eve’s head and shoulders. “Let go of me, freak! I said let NNNNGGGHH!”
Eve went up on tiptoe, then down on one knee to THUMP the blonde’s undercarriage against the point of her knee. With Ravage properly pacified she hauled her up again just to shout, “Plant the bytch, Cali!” The One Woman Freak Show flew off her perch, brought her right leg up high and hooked it across Rebecca’s throat, the Helter Skelter providing more than enough momentum to PLANT Ravage in the middle of the ring. Calliope rolled clear of the collision while Eve floated into a snug Back Press good for…
THRILL RIDE @ 00:04
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fwmeJ3BS0E
ONE…
TWO…
THRENOOOOOOOO!
This time it was Mayhem making the save with a Double Stomp to Eve’s ribs! “I’m about through with you, Evie.” Maddy snarled as she drew the gagging grappler into a snug Standing Headscissors. “Hope you like being the baddest girl in OOOOWWWW CHEATER!”
Calliope palmed the blonde’s head in both hands and raaaaaaaaked backward as hard as she could! Blind to the danger on her six, Mayhem couldn’t stop the Queen of Outré Space from hooking her left arm in a Half Nelson, nor did she muster a defense when Calliope snatched that wrist and pulled the captured arm snug across her own throat. “Ooohhhh, you’re so heavy!” Cali giggled in Mayhem’s ear as she wrenched back n’ forth on the Pennywise Lock. “I’m not sure you’ll float… yet.” With that she crouched down and hauled Maddy into the sky, the blonde’s legs swinging up and out so that she THWHUMPED down flat on her back when Calliope dropped to her belly.
YOU'LL FLOAT TOO:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0e4RWs9kmE
The FAWNatics called for a cover but the Eclectic Eel ignored it in favor of turning Maddy onto her stomach. Helping herself to Mayhem’s ankles, Cali folded the blonde’s lower legs up, then stepped onto the back of her thighs so she could brace Maddy’s shins against her own. After that she reached down, grabbed hold of Mayhem’s wrists and rocked up ‘n down once, twice, three times, whereupon she rolled backward and hauled Maddy into the air for an agonizing Romero Special!
ROMERO SPECIAL:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LbYPYkInoE
“AAAAARRRRHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO!” the Delirious Diva shrieked as Calliope tried to break her in two.
“Oh, don’t be so quick to say no.” Eve teased as she strode over to the hapless battler. “ We haven’t even got to the fun part yet.” She drew a hand from behind her back to reveal the kendo stick Mayhem introduced earlier in the bout.
Maddy bared her teeth, shook her head ‘no’. “You don’t know a thing about fun, cheater! Just wait ‘til I get out of here and--”
CRAAACK!
Eve brought the wooden weapon whistling down on her opponent’s midsection no less than half a dozen times, each impact leaving a brand new welt on Mayhem’s defenseless frame. Tossing the Kendo Stick aside once she felt it start to splinter, Eve circled around to Maddy’s head, grabbed a handful of hair and raised it a little bit higher so she could secure a crushing Inverted Headscissors. “Oh yeah, I’ve been waiting to feel your nose right there,” Choldstone smirked as bore down on Mayhem’s noggin. “How you doing, Cali? Can you keep this punk up a little longer?”
Calliope jostled the Romero Special, resulting in a pleasant buzz against Eve’s leather trunks. “She’s not going anywhere, Eve!” the mismatched lovely replied. “Have some fun!”
“I believe I will.” Flexing her glutes for another wicked ‘pinch’ of Maddy’s trapped nose, Eve curled her hands into claws and raaaaaaaaaaaaked them up the blonde’s belly until there was a nasty crisscross pattern developing. Only then did she reach farther south for a tawdry, groping grip on the center of Mayhem’s togs!
“MMMMMRRRRHHHHH!” Maddy squealed at the addition of this new torment.
Choldstone nodded in mock sympathy, then dug in with her nails. “What’s that, you had enough fun for one night?”
“MMMMRRRRHHH NOOOOOOOOO FUUUHHHGGG YOOUUUU AAAAAAAHH STAAAAAAAAHHHP! AYYYEE GHIB! AYYYEE GHIB UUBBB!”
Merle noted the muffled exclamation along Maddy’s frantically bobbling head and called for the bell, which CLANGED with Mayhem still trapped in the hold. Eve was kind enough to relinquish the claw hold, though this was only so she could offer the crowd a jaunty double bicep flex while the Announcer called, “Ladies and gentlemen, your winners via submission… THE FRIGHTENERS!”
Finally breaking away after a little victory drumming on her prey’s scorched belly, Eve waited for Calliope to kick Maddy out of the Romero before she offered her a hand. “That felt good, Cali.” she said after a quick hug. “Nothing better than winning at ‘Mania.”
“Gotta love the big lights! And maybe now we can-- oh hey, look! The trash is taking itself out!”
This wasn’t precisely true, but Maddy was inching her way under the bottom rope thanks to some judicious pulling from an exhausted and infuriated Rebecca Ravage. “Enjoy it while you can assholes.” Ravage threatened after she’d slung Maddy’s near arm across her shoulders. “Because we’re going to make you pay when you least expect it.”
Calliope only waved and said, “Ya’ll come back now, ya hear?”
Eve however kissed the tips of her fingers, cocked a hip in Rebecca’s direction and gave it a brisk swat. “Anytime you want more, you know where we’ll be.”
The Brooklyn Bomber flipped her the bird, then turned around and trudged up the aisle, leaving Eve and Calliope alone to celebrate.
“Now that we’ve reminded everyone who we are, perhaps its time to aim a little higher.” Cali suggested during a lull in the noise.
“You want to make a run at the tag belts?” Eve asked.
“What? No, I wanted to beat my old record at that Mongolian bar-b-que place we like, but your thing sounds fun too.
“Spareribs first, though.” Choldstone replied.
“Hell yeah, that record is toast!”
MADDY MAYHEM:
REBECCA RAVAGE:
PEACE SELLS -- BUT WHO’S BUYING?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlWq6WXIv7M
“I LIKE THIS MUSIC!” Maddy shouted.
“NO SHYT SHERLOCK! YOU SWAPPED THE TRACK I CHOOSED AND NOW WE ARE STUCK WITH THIS OLD ASS GARBAGE!” Rebecca complained.
Maddy simply laughed before strutting down the ramp, soon followed closely by Rebecca.
With the Wrecking Crew on the move, the Announcer launched into his duties. “Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a Hardcore Tornado Tag Team match scheduled for one fall with a twenty minute time limit. Introducing first, at a combined weight of two hundred and forty-nine pounds… MADDY MAYHEM AND REBECCA RAVAGE!”
“THIS WAS NOT WHAT WE AGREED ON YA SPACY BITCH!” Ravage continued to rant but Maddy simply flipped a bird behind her.
“OH YEAH? MAYBE I’LL HIT YOU BY ‘ACCIDENT’ LATER! F*CKFACE!” Rebecca threats fell on deaf ears as Maddy began into skipping down the ramp.
For her first ‘Mania appearance, Rebecca was clad in her regular purple shorts and top completed with white boots and black pads. Making her way to the ring with a RR-embalmed leather jacket. Maddy, on the other hand, went with full black top, shorts, pads and boot, armed with her ‘Bat-sy‘.
The pair rolled into the ring and made their way to opposite corners where they posed for the crowd, turning up the volumes of the booing. The music cut as soon as the pair descended the turnbuckle. Rebecca removed her aviators and jacket and set them aside, prompting the mental Maddy to ask out of jealousy.
“Becky, what’s the meaning of that? You get shades and a leather jacket and I get nothing? That’s so unfair! Are you trying to steal MY thunder?”, Maddy ranted.
“God help me...”, Rebecca rolled her eyes and muttered to herself.
Mayhem was still carping about the injustice of it all when the Announcer resumed. “And introducing their opponents, hailing from Arkham Massachusetts and Greentown Illinois respectively and weighing in at a combined total of two hundred and fifty-five pounds, Eve Choldstone and Calliope, they are THE FRIGHTENERS!”
HERE COMES THE FRIGHTENERS:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1L3f2oL41k
The Rogue’s Gallery let loose with a peal of maniacal laughter as static and the distinctive warble of a Theremin filled the arena. This was joined after several seconds by slow, distorted chuckles from a single throat, though the pitch and volume changed to frequently it could’ve been a whole chorus of lunatics. The house lights went next, dimming to almost nothing before a bank of spotlights on the stage roared back in an insane panoply of colors. Delighted by this blast of pocket Halloween, the Mania throng sprang to their feet when hundreds of balloons dropped from the rafters. As the balloons drifted down, a bluish-white mist rose from the stage’s steel grating, the contrasting bits of weirdness fusing into something that delighted and chilled in the same breath. Whatever you called it, the effect was compounded by the background noise, which was slowly coalescing into something more and more like mus--the howl of an electric guitar ripped through the speakers and everyone who wasn’t entirely in their right mind lent their voices to the classic carnival riff.
EVE CHOLDSTONE:
CALLIOPE:
Stepping from gloom shoulder to shoulder, the Fallen Angel of Arkham and the Queen of Outré Space saluted their fellow lunatics with a pair of thumbs dragged across a pair of pale, bare throats.
“Lookit those poor dopes.” Cali said almost sadly. “They have no idea they’re being stalked by a POV shot right this instant.”
“That’ll change soon enough.” Eve replied. “And I promise you the camera’s not going to cut away to some lame ass spray of blood across the grass.”
“Ooooohhhh, we’re getting the unrated director’s cut tonight?”
“The Brits call it a Video Nasty. Sounds good, doesn’t it?”
Calliope nodded, raised a fist to Eve, who bumped it in return. “Hell yeah. Let’s get nasty!”
The Frighteners started toward the ring with Calliope because she simply had to cartwheel, flip, handspring or tumble when she found herself in front of a crowd. Eve however was more languid in her approach, the Haunter of the Dark keeping her eyes locked on the pair of Warriors extras lurking in the squared circle. For their battle on this mild September evening, neither Choldstone or Calliope bothered with matching outfits. The former sported her usual black leather bikini emblazoned with the wispy cobweb design, along with matching black pads and boots and of course the pair of battered, fingerless leather gloves. Calliope on the other hand was dressed like an explosion at Sherwin Williams with her electric blue sequined bikini bottoms and black and green striped halter top. The accessories showed a similar lack of coordination with fire engine red boots, plaid pads and a shiny white smiley face on the seat of her trunks.
Closing on the edge of the squared circle, Eve and Calliope slid under the bottom rope and popped to their feet, then stormed across the ring to the set of ropes facing the hard camera. Ignoring the frenetic presence of the newcomers, the Frighteners mounted the second rope, leaned back to ‘cut’ their throats and finished by ‘Pppffffwoooosssshing’ stereo clouds of black mist into the sky overhead. “Looks like you finally got what you wanted, ass hat.” Eve called to Maddy. “Better hope it’s worth all the bloodshed you got coming.”
Merle, who looked as nervous as the proverbial long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs, maintained his position between the opposing tandems as he relayed what little of the rulebook applied for the night’s festivities. None of his four charges paid him the slightest bit of attention, they were all far too busy describing just what they were going to do to the opposition and just how much they were going to enjoy doing it. Calliope, as usual, proved the exception. The Queen of Outré Space simply kept her eyes locked on Rebecca’s short blonde locks and made ominous ‘lawnmower’ noises in the back of her throat. Finally finished, the referee flashed a signal to the Timekeeper and practically threw himself backward in time with the CLANG of the bell. This proved quite fortuitous, as the Frighteners and the Wrecking Crew immediately stormed into the breach on a tide of fists and claws!
Eve and Maddy came together like they were magnetized, blonde and brunette filling one hand with her opponent’s hair while the other simply pounded away at her snarling face. Cali and Ravage met up with equal intensity, though they doubled down on the hair-holds for some seriously vile stereo yanking interspersed with high knees THUMPED into undefended abdominals.
The hateful Honky Tonking continued in that vein for perhaps fifteen seconds before Eve blocked an incoming Haymaker and countered with a high Roundhouse that THWHACKED off the side of Mayhem’s noggin. Elsewhere, Calliope abandoned Ravage’s hair to swat down a Kneelift, then catch her blonde around the waist. Just like that she popped up on tiptoes and sank to one knee to THUMP the Brooklyn Bomber’s crotch courtesy an Inverted Atomic Drop! Ravage ‘eeeped’ and dropped her defenses, meaning it was much easier for Cali to lay in an alternating sextet of overhand punches to the forehead and heavy left hooks to the body.
PUNCH COMBO:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQIU1BzsvRg
As for Eve, she’d laid claim to Mayhem’s hair and doubled her over for several machinegun style Kneelifts to the head and chest. Daring a glance over her shoulder when she heard the crowd cheer, Choldstone sussed out the situation and called, “Get that clown to the corner, Cali!”
“You heard her, Mullet Face!” Calliope chirped to Ravage. “Let’s get a move on!”
The Frighteners took off in opposite directions, each using a Wristlock and a well-placed shoulder in the sternum to bull her adversary into the buckles. Exchanging another quick look once they got where they were going, Eve and Cali plowed the broad side of their thigh up into their rival’s midsection, then stepped away, dropped a shoulder and sent her on her way with stereo Irish Whips!
Mayhem and Ravage made straight for one another, the former actually rearing back for a huge Clothesline before her partner slammed on the brakes and called, “WHOAH! WHOAH, MADDY!”
The Mistress of Madness snapped out of her bloodlust, drawing to a stop only inches shy of the other blonde. “Sorry sweetie, I get carried away sometimeNNGGHH!”
Eve and Calliope came charging in with matching Dropkicks between the shoulders to complete the delayed meeting of the minds! Seeing stars after the short-range collision, Maddy and Rebecca stumbled away from one another only to grunt in surprise when the Frighteners trussed their arms behind their back with identical Double Chickenwings. More than happy to repeat previous successes, the Monster and the Freakshow charged forward like mounted knights, only in this case their lances were Mayhem and Ravage! There was a heavy THUMP followed by cheers from the crowd, followed by a pair of THUDS as the Frighteners took their opponents up, over and down with Tiger Suplexes! Startled to see an actual cover this early in the match, Merle dropped to his knees between the paired lovelies and slapped the mat…
TIGER SUPLEX HOLD:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaWqwtxwYvs
ONE…
TWO…
Maddy and Rebecca kicked out almost simultaneous with ‘TWO!’, dispelling any notions that this contest would be over fast. This revelation didn’t seem to bother the brunettes at all, indeed they were grinning from ear to ear when they got up and converged on Rebecca. “Now don’t go far, cutie.” Eve admonished after filling a hand with the blonde’s short tresses. “Because we’re coming for your meddling ass just as soon as we’ve stomped Mayhem into the dirNNGGHHH!”
Ravage caught Choldstone with a short elbow to the belly, swatted her hand aside then stood up and grabbed a Headlock. “Dream on, beeyotch.” she muttered. “Maddy and I are gonna f*ck you up so bad you’ll--”
THWHACK! Calliope caught her across the back of the head with a Standing Enzugiri that allowed Eve to regain her previous hair-hold. Mirroring her friend’s grip on the opposite side, Calliope added a handful of trunks to the equation so that Ravage had plenty of momentum when they bum rushed her over the top rope to the floor below!
The sound of Rebecca hitting the mat was pleasant indeed, alas the macabre pair didn’t get much time to enjoy it because Mayhem charged in from behind with a Clothesline that THWHAPPED across the base of Calliope’s neck! The Eclectic Eel tumbled over the strands to a seat on the apron, leaving Eve and Maddy to resume the war they’d been waging for some months.
“Gonna make you pay for spitting in my eyes, cheater!” the blonde sneered as they circled behind wary guards. “You’ll spit up more red than our vampire queen by the time I’m finished with Ynnngghhh!”
Eve flicked a hand through the blonde’s defenses to CRAAACK a stiff slap across her mouth. “I’m not through spitting on you yet, punk.” the Fallen Angel taunted. “So get used to NNNNGGGHHHH!”
Mayhem lunged in, dropped to one knee and pounded a heavy punch into her opponent’s tummy. Lacing her hands behind Eve’s head as the brunette doubled over, Maddy got to her feet and immediately returned to her knees for a quick, nasty Jawbreaker! Eve stumbled but didn’t lose her balance, so the Mistress of Madness got up, cupped both ears and thun-thun-THUNKED a trio of Headbutts between her eyes! The last one made Choldstone’s knees shimmy yet instead of letting her fall Mayhem slipped an arm between her legs and scooped her onto one shoulder for a big Body SlaNO!
The Frightener popped her hips and slid down Maddy’s back. Before the blonde could react Eve cinched a Waistlock around her midsection and charged toward the ropes. Mayhem kept her cool the whole time, hooking her own arms under the top rope to anchor herself to relative safe--THWHACK! Calliope (who’d been lurking on the apron for the last few seconds) hopped up, stretched out parallel to the strands and caught the wicked ingénue between the eyes with a Roundhouse. Maddy reeled backward, whirled around and was promptly muscled across Eve’s shoulders in a Fireman’s Carry.
“Thanks for the assist, Cali!” Choldstone grinned as she backpedaled into the middle of the ring. “Got another one in you?”
Calliope didn’t bother to answer with words, she simply vaulted over the ropes and charged by on Eve’s right so she was in perfect position when the Fallen Angel of Arkham tossed Maddy up off her shoulders and dropped back, a perfect Flapjack made that much better by the Three Quarters Facelock Cali affixed in mid-air! Both Frighteners laid out and Mayhem hit with a resounding THUMP, the double team Flapjack / Cutter more than strong enough to bounce her onto her back. Eve was right there with the cover, hooking the far leg all the way up under her blonde’s chin to keep her down for the…
FIREMAN'S CARRY FLAPJACK & CUTTER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=txQGPEScLjA
ONE!
TWO...
And a sudden blow to the back of Eve’s head broke the count! Ravage immediately dragged Eve to her feet while Mayhem rolled under the bottom rope to catch her breath on the floor. The control over Eve was short-lived, however. Coming from a distance was the Eclectic Eel who knocked one half of the Wrecking Crew back into the ropes and Rebecca soon found herself in a two-on-one situation. Cali pressed Ravage against the ropes allowing the recovered Eve to pummel her open midsection!
“Ughh! Ughhh! Ughh!” The Mullet Head grunted with each blow to the belly. Eve and Cali grabbed Rebecca’s wrists and whipped her forcefully across the ring! Just as Rebecca came springing back from the opposite ropes, The Frighteners, hand-in-hand, charged towards Ravage with their arms stretched. The ballistic blonde ducked the Double Clothesline by doubling over and followed through into the opposite ropes, making both girls go through a dizzying 180 spin. As fast as a bullet, Rebecca came back to the center and lifted herself into the air with both arms stretched, taking the team down with a Double Clothesline!
DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8Uzov2X2lM
Ravage dropped to her knees but was quickly back on her feet, "COME ON BYTCHES!" Ravage raised her taped fist and gestured for both girls to get up. Eve and Cali scurried onto their feet almost simultaneously and walked into Rebecca's fist, one after another, getting up only to get knocked down again and again. The clockwork finally stopped when Rebecca reached around Cali's chest and cupped her hand behind her snapped herself backward with Cali in tow for a Reverse STO!
Reverse STO
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aT_XQeAn-Q
Cali bounced onto her back and rolled out of the ring after having herself driven face first into the mat. Rebecca kipped herself back to her feet and pirouetted about the spot before taking Eve out with a Discus Clothesline!
DISCUS CLOTHESLINE:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpJAR8b3ih4
Becca hooked her legs for the...
ONE!
TWO!
NOOOOO!!!
Eve shoved Ravage's face away as she kicked out of the cover. Vexed, Rebecca grabbed a handful a Eve’s brunette locks and forcefully yanked her to her feet. She grabbed Eve by the wrist and pressed her into the ropes, shoulder against sternum, and whipped her hard across the ring when Choldstone planted a foot into the ground and counter whipped Ravage across the ring. The Mullet Bullet ducked low and shuffled behind the brunette, locking her arms around her opponent’s waist and attempted to lift her off the ground.
The Fallen Angel lowered her hip and thwarted the imminent German Suplex despite Ravage’s best effort. That was, until assistance came in the form of a Super Kick!
Eve’s soul left the body as Maddy connected with the Super Kick, allowing Rebecca to throw her body backwards and bridge for the...
ONE!
TWO!
THRENOOOO!!!
Eve threw her feet skyward and avoided the near fall!
“Put her in the ropes Becky! I’m gonna cut the head of this snake!” Maddy demanded. Rebecca smiled as she wrapped her arms under Eve’s armpit and dragged her to the ropes. Hanging her head over the second rope, Ravage pressed Eve’s neck into the rubber-coated steel with her knee, causing her to struggle in agony. With Eve kept secured in place, Maddy ascended the turnbuckle and readied herself for the Guillotine Leg Drop.
“Maddy! Behind you!” Rebecca warned as she stole a quick glance in her partner’s direction.
But it was too late.
SMACCCCCKKKKK!!!
Maddy arched her back in pain and fell right back into the ring. From the outside, Cali had just delivered a chair shot to Mayhem’s back.
“Why...you...” Rebecca snarled as she charged to her partner’s attacker only to receive a chair shot to her head!
“YEAHHHHHH!” Cali rallied the crowd as she raised the steel chair in the air!
With Mayhem and Ravage both suffering the after effects of a chair induced hangover, Eve had her pick of targets but ultimately honed in on the Mistress of Madness. “All right you tawdry piece of shyt.” she growled. “You want to play rough? Let me show you how it’s done.” Choldstone scooped Maddy onto one shoulder Body Slam style and tapped the canvas with one boot. “Cali! Chair me right here, babe!”
Quick to oblige, the One Woman Freak Show strolled over and laid the weapon in place, thus ensuring Mayhem had an especially unpleasant landing when Eve BWAAANGED her atop it immediately thereafter.
Pleased by the agonized arch in their opponent’s back, the Frighteners treated themselves to a quick Double Stomp before Calliope posted up on the vulnerable blonde’s right side and Choldstone hurried over to the corner directly behind her partner. Certain that her best friend was already mounted on the second rope, Cali dipped her knees and stretched her arms in a ‘T’ shape, thus offering Eve a platform of sorts when the black-hearted brunette leapt from the buckles and landed with her knees atop Calliope’s shoulders. Tucking her head the instant she touched down, Choldstone rolled off her partner’s back to THWHUMP down shoulders-first across Maddy’s chest with a gorgeous Rolling Senton!
BACK ASSISTED DIVING SOMERSAULT SENTON:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKjbAYiSvGk
Eve popped up from the landing but didn’t turn around, in fact she immediately dropped to one knee. “C’mon Cali, ride the Electric Chair!”
“Yeah, my favorite!” The Queen of Outré Space skipped over Mayhem (making sure to stomp the blonde’s belly in doing so) en route to taking a comfortable seat astride Choldstone’s shoulders. Murmurs of surprise from the ‘Mania crowd when Eve straightened up with Calliope riding high in that rather vulnerable position. But questioning turned to understanding when the Haunter of the Dark dipped down and shot up on tiptoe, Eve pushing on Calliope’s shins with more than enough ‘ooomph’ to power the Moonsault that sent the off-kilter battler THWHAPPING down on Maddy’s tummy! Cheers all ‘round as Cali hooked the far leg and folded her crash-pad in half with a Back Press good for the…
ELECTRIC MOONSAULT:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6epM75VioA
ONE…
TWO…
Ravage flew in from out of nowhere with a Junkyard Dog-style Headbutt to the ribs that sent Cali rolling away with a solid second to spare. “Get away from her you crazy bytch!” Rebecca snarled as she scrambled to her feet. Focus shifting to Eve, she added, “As for you, you can bring your tired old Hot Topic ass right on over Hnnnggghhh!”
Eve tagged her with a quick Back Kick to the belly, then followed it with a high Roundhouse that caromed off the side of the Brooklyn Bombshell’s noggin. Knocked in a half circle by the blow, Ravage stumbled toward the ropes only for Eve Choldstone to reel her in with a handful of waistband. This quickly gave way to Eve’s head under the blonde’s left armpit and her right arm snugged around Rebecca’s waist. From there she lifted Ravage onto the point of her shoulder and kept her there until Calliope closed in and slipped her head between the tyro’s legs. Then Cali looped her arms around those vulnerable thighs and dropped to her knees while Eve laid out to complete the tandem Backdrop Suplex and Powerbomb that THWHAMMED their adversary into the thinly-sheathed deck.
BACKDROP SUPLEX & BRIDGING POWERBOMB:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX5I5h9wnHY
Still in possession of Ravage’s legs, the Eclectic Eel somersaulted over her blonde in a quick Jackknife pin that left Rebecca’s togs pointed at the rafters for the…
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THR-- “OOOOOOFFFFFHHHHH!”
This time it was Maddy making the save for her team and she did so with authority, the recently-recovered Maiden of Madness coming off the ropes with a Fist Drop made all the more devastating by the brass knuckles she’d slipped on during all the chaos! Calliope curled into a fetal ball, the mismatched battler forgetting about everything but her roiling abdomen.
Elsewhere, Maddy got to her feet, eyes glittering wickedly as she smiled at Eve. “Just you and me now, cheater. Hope you like playing for blood.”
The brass knuckles kept Eve on her toes. She slowly stepped back as Maddy grinned ear-to-ear and tapped the brass knuckles into her other palm. Maddy inched closer and closer until Choldstone was forced into a corner.
“Nowhere to run! Welcome to my playhouse!” Maddy cocked her armed fist and took a shot at the cornered girl. In a nick of time, Eve ducked the brass fist and slipped out of the corner and did a switch-a-roo with the mental Maddy and rained fists down on her nemesis. The fans counted along in the background as each successful fist connected and snapped Maddy’s head backwards right until Maddy blocked an incoming one with her raised left arm!
“Euurgghhh, play nice you little whore!” The Mistress of Madness growled and laid the cold piece of metal across Eve’s cheeks. Choldstone was staggered by the blow. She fell on her bum, got up, and dropped back into a seat.
“This certainly came in handy! No pun intended! Hahahahaha!” Maddy laughed sadistically before laying Eve out with another brass knuckle shot!
The fans reacted with a sudden gush of vitriol as Maddy tossed the brass knuckles aside. "WHAT! THE RULES ARE...I DON'T CARE!" Maddy screamed back at the crowd as she picked the dazed fighter up by the hair.
"I'm not done with you yet!", Maddy snarled at Choldstone as she dragged her towards the ropes and draped her over the middle. Meanwhile, The Rebecca-Cali pair who had just rolled out of the ring began to stir, with Rebecca taking the lead with a Headbutt to Cali.
In the ring, Maddy has made her way to the top rope with Eve's neck hanging on the middle rope. The crowd yelled for Eve to get away but the metal left her too cold to do so. Maddy leaped off the top rope and dropped her leg across the back of Eve's head like a Guillotine, causing her to pop back into her senses, gagging and choking in pain.
"Well, that settles it, doesn't it?" Maddy chirped, dusting her hand.
On the other side of the ring, Cali was picking up momentum by connecting successive forearms into Ravage's head. Like a true friend, Maddy came to her aid with a steel chair in hands. She ran around the ring and came from behind Cali with a weaponized Chop Block to the leg!
CHOP BLOCK:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q12l5cJ-OhQ
Cali's sank onto one knee wailing in agony as she clutched her targeted leg! "GET UP BECKY! WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO!" Maddy checked on her partner with a rude slap to the back of her head.
"JEEEZ! F*CK!", Ravage cursed as she pushed onto her feet, in response to Maddy's uncalled action. Without instructions from Maddy, Rebecca tucked Cali into a Standing Headscissors and hauled her up onto the should while Maddy hopped onto the ring apron as if they had rehearsed before. Maddy backstepped a little and charged towards the vulnerable Cali, jumping off the apron and nailed her with a knee to face as Rebecca powerbombed her onto the ringside, splattering her into a boneless heap!
"Don't finish her yet Becky! I ain't done with that whore!", Maddy asked of Ravage as she pointed to Eve, who was now on fours, in the ring.
From behind her trunks, Maddy pulled out a handcuff and the partners-in-crime began smiling to each other. "Now where's Kenny?" Maddy asked Rebecca.
"Kenny who? Bytch, are you crazy?"
"HAHAHA! YOU'RE ASKING ME THAT?" Maddy laughed hysterically before continuing, "THE STICK, IDIOT!".
"NOW YOU GOTTA BE MORE SPECIFIC LOONEY! IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR THE KENDO STICK! IT'S BEHIND THE ANNOUCER'S TABLE!" Rebecca shouted.
"OKAY!", Maddy darted along the ringside and picked up Rebecca's kendo stick before returning to the ring.
"Now keep her busy!" Maddy instructed the Mullet Girl as she cuffed one of her hands.
Striding towards Eve slowly, she crouched beside Eve and cooed into her ear, "Now you and me...we are going to do this forever...", and slapped the other end of the cuff on Eve's hand.
"NOW WHO NEEDS SOME SPANKING?" Maddy asked the crowd as she swung the stick in the air and land a stiff blow to the Eve's back!
Eve cried out as the Kendo Stick CRAAACKED across her back, the force of it sending the vulnerable brunette reeling onto her knees. “Did I say you could get up?” Mayhem sneered. “Get on all fours, sweetness!” She emphasized the demand with a heavy shot to the Frightener’s shoulders and sure enough Choldstone returned to her hands and knees. Literally licking her lips as she eyed the bright red welts rising on the brunette’s back, Maddy spun the wooden weapon in one hand, then raised it high over her head and brought it down in three vicious strokes, CRACK-CRACK-CRAAAACK!
The last shot finally drove the Fallen Angel to her stomach, but she quickly rolled over to protect her devastated back even if the rough canvas added a new dimension of nastiness to her predicament. “What’s this, showing your belly already?” the Mistress of Madness teased. She raised a foot, STOMPED on Choldstone’s belly, then flipped the Kendo Stick around and put the narrow end to the hollow of Eve’s throat. “You want this to be over, pretty girl? I’m going to need to hear you beg. LOUDLY.”
Eve took a few shallow breaths but made no move to deal with the encroaching weapon. Rather she locked eyes with Mayhem and said, “Stop? Why would I want this to stop? If anything I’m begging you to hit me HARDER! Think you can do that, you tacky little wanna--”
Mayhem brought the Kendo Stick up like a lumberjack wielding an axe and would’ve brought it down with similar force if the brunette hadn’t snatched hold of the handcuff chain and yanked! Maddy stumbled forward, dropped the stick without thinking about it, then yelped in surprise when Choldstone caught her left wrist to hold her in place while the Monster kicked both legs up and Scissored them around her attacker’s head. Ankles locked tight, Eve poured pressure into the Triangle Choke and blew Mayhem a kiss as her face began to flush pink. “Sleep tight, ya nasty bytch.”
TRIANGLE CHOKE:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdxN5vkT5bQ
Elsewhere, Rebecca Ravage BWONKED Calliope’s noggin off a the ring-post before reapplying a snug Side Headlock. “That’s three corners, freak! Better hope I don’t scrape your face off before we reach the last one!” Unfortunately for Calliope the Brooklyn Bomber didn’t much care one way or the other, which was why she forced her foe’s forehead against the edge of the apron and began draaaaaaaaaaaaggging her along the perimeter.
Cali squealed and hammered punches into the blonde’s ribs, but they lacked her usual ferocity and-- a roar from the crowd drew Ravage’s attention into the ring, where she saw Mayhem struggling to regain the Kendo Stick while simultaneously fending off a Triangle Choke. “Dammit Maddy, I told you not to play with your NNNNNGGGGHHHH!” Calliope braced both hands against Rebecca’s lower back and charged forward to give the blonde a taste of her own medicine via a skull-on-post collision!
Ravage’s knees buckled, but she looped an arm around the steel to maintain her balance. Forgetting about her partner’s plight for a moment, she rounded on the Queen of Outré Space and snarled, “Ok beeyotch, now you’re gonna get AAAARRRRHHHHH F*CK!”
Calliope answered the threat with a billowing cloud of candy-pink Mist that completely enveloped the blonde’s head! Staggering away from the garish attack, Ravage tripped over her own feet and went down hard on all fours, meaning she didn’t hear, let alone see, when Cali raced in from the left at top speed. But she certainly FELT it when the Eclectic Eel spun through a quick little corkscrew and brought her right foot THWHAPPING down across Rebecca’s upper back.
GROUNDED GHOST TRAIN:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOwmSkEAavI
Wiping some pink off her lips after the Ghost Train splattered Ravage all over the tracks, Calliope turned to the squared circle just in time to see Mayhem regain possession of the Kendo Stick. Cali dove under the bottom rope, popped to her feet and caught Maddy in a Waistlock before she could pound her way out of the Triangle Choke. “I got’er Eve!” Calliope called to her friend. “Free shots for everyone!”
Caught in an extremely disadvantageous position between the Frighteners, Mayhem tried to swing at both and ended up hitting neither, even after Choldstone relinquished the Triangle. “FILTHY CHEATERS!” she raged. “We’re gonna destroy UUNNNNNNGGGGHHH!”
Eve tagged Maddy’s chin with a Super Kick a heartbeat before Calliope bridged backward to THWHUMP the blonde down on the back of her head with a German Suplex.
SUPER KICK & GERMAN SUPLEX:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiVngrqYz_s
Dropped to one knee by the short steel tether that connected her to the Delirium Diva, Eve ran a hand through her hair and flashed Cali a smile. “Thanks for the assist. Don’t suppose you’ve got a handcuff key in your bag of tricks?”
The One Woman Freak Show shook her head ‘no’. “Not tonight, but…..” she dropped to one knee, grabbed hold of Mayhem’s waistband and stuffed her other hand into the blonde’s trunks. This brought cheers from the FAWNatics and squirming from Maddy, though both died down in short order when Cali removed her claw with a gaudy flourish. “Tah-Dah!” she said of the small key pinched between thumb and forefinger. Eve held out her cuffed hand.
“Would you be so kind, Houdini?”
Calliope did as requested, then tucked the key away in her right boot. “And now for our next trick…” the smile she turned on Maddy wasn’t nearly so pleasant as the one she’d offered Eve.
“Let’s make this bytch disappear.” Eve muttered as she rubbed at the reddened stripe on her recently-freed wrist.
Still woozy from the Super Kick-German Suplex combo, The Frighteners yanked Maddy off the canvas. Cali trapped Maddy in a Full Nelson while Eve picked up the kendo stick which she was at the suffering end earlier on.
"With a wave of my magic wand....", Eve swung the stick as she closed up on Maddy and THWACK the stick right into the midsection of Mistress Madness.
"ARGHH!!! HAHAHA! THAT'S WEAK!" Maddy put up a strong front towards Eve, prompting her to execute another swing to the mid-section, "OOUMMMPFFF!"
"Still enjoying it?" Eve asked.
"A little upwards, that's the spot!" Maddy laughed forcefully in respond.
As Eve took a huge swing, Maddy lifted her foot between Eve's legs, effectively causing her to drop the stick and her knees to buckle. With Eve out of the equation, Maddy snapped her head backwards into the bridge of Cali's nose, causing her to release the Full Nelson.
The Lunatic took a moment to tend to her red welted belly while the others were tending to their own. Maddy then took Cali down with a Super Kick!
At the same time, The Fallen Angel managed to rise slightly only to also receive a Super Kick from Maddy!
SUPER KICK:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiBTxRt3T2U
Realizing the Rebecca's been compromised, Maddy was left to fend against the two on her own. She quickly closed in on Eve and picked her up into a wobbly stance before knocking her down once more with a devastating Headbutt!
As she was getting done with Eve, Maddy's peripheral vision noticed a stirring Cali who had struggled to her knees. With her standing in the way of the win, Maddy turned around and charged at her with a...
OH! MAYHEM!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrSDcchhqoA
Cali flattened into a starfish on the mat as the knee connected. Maddy laid down, back across the Eclectic Eel, and hooked her legs for the...
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THRENOOOOOOOO!
Calliope twisted out from under the blonde with half a tic to spare, leaving Mayhem to pound the mat in irritation. “All right, clown face.” Maddy grunted as she got to her feet. “If you don’t wanna roll over and play dead…” she turned her attention to Eve, who’d made it to one knee. “I know a bytch who does. OOOOHHHHH EVE!”
Maddy strode over to the recovering Frightener and spiked a Toe Kick into her belly just as Choldstone was returning to verticality. Dropped back to her knees by the blow, Eve could only watch as Mayhem backed up and sprinted forward, the Mistress of Madness taking to the skies for a match-ending Delirium Dr--NO! Choldstone turned into the charge so that Maddy’s legs went around her head instead of across the back. Palming her hands against the other wrestler’s backside, Eve clambered to her feet, spun through a half circle and sat out on her tush to THWHAM Mayhem against the deck with a Spiral Bomb!
SPIRAL BOMB:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iey0tcvEGLw
Maddy hit hard enough to shiver the ring but Choldstone didn’t bother for a cover. Instead she shoved off the blonde’s haunches to force Mayhem into a somersault that put the blonde on her knees. Set directly in front of her rival, the Fallen Angel drew a bead on Maddy’s temple, then THWHACKED a vicious Buzzsaw Kick off the side of her skull! Mayhem’s head snapped back and she toppled to one side a heartbeat before Eve sprawled across her chest and hooked the far leg for…
BUZZSAW KICK:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SeHk6cpTVY
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THRNOOOO!
Rebecca Ravage flew in from out of nowhere with a Double Axehandle that THWHUMPED between the brunette’s shoulders. “Nice try, beeyotch.” the Brooklyn Bomber growled as she hauled Eve up with a double handful of hair. “But you’re not tuff enough to NNGGGHHH!”
Choldstone countered with her own hair-pull and dropped to her knees, all the better to jack Ravage’s jaw against the crown of her skull. Rebecca rocked back on her heels, went to reach for her throbbing chin and got caught in a Wristlock instead. Eve drew back, dropped a shoulder and sent the blonde into the ropes with an Irish Whip. Rebecca came back showing a Clothesline but Eve saw it coming and ducked low enough to wrap her arms around the blonde’s upper thighs. Hands locked just beneath the curve of Ravage’s glutes, Eve hauled her foe into the air and called, “You around, Cali?”
“Just hanging out at nine o’clock, friendo!”
Choldstone spun as directed, looked over her shoulder and backed up a few steps to make sure the distance was good.
Above her, Rebecca saw Calliope climbing the corner and pounded several shots into Eve’s head and shoulders. “Let go of me, freak! I said let NNNNGGGHH!”
Eve went up on tiptoe, then down on one knee to THUMP the blonde’s undercarriage against the point of her knee. With Ravage properly pacified she hauled her up again just to shout, “Plant the bytch, Cali!” The One Woman Freak Show flew off her perch, brought her right leg up high and hooked it across Rebecca’s throat, the Helter Skelter providing more than enough momentum to PLANT Ravage in the middle of the ring. Calliope rolled clear of the collision while Eve floated into a snug Back Press good for…
THRILL RIDE @ 00:04
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fwmeJ3BS0E
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THRENOOOOOOOO!
This time it was Mayhem making the save with a Double Stomp to Eve’s ribs! “I’m about through with you, Evie.” Maddy snarled as she drew the gagging grappler into a snug Standing Headscissors. “Hope you like being the baddest girl in OOOOWWWW CHEATER!”
Calliope palmed the blonde’s head in both hands and raaaaaaaaked backward as hard as she could! Blind to the danger on her six, Mayhem couldn’t stop the Queen of Outré Space from hooking her left arm in a Half Nelson, nor did she muster a defense when Calliope snatched that wrist and pulled the captured arm snug across her own throat. “Ooohhhh, you’re so heavy!” Cali giggled in Mayhem’s ear as she wrenched back n’ forth on the Pennywise Lock. “I’m not sure you’ll float… yet.” With that she crouched down and hauled Maddy into the sky, the blonde’s legs swinging up and out so that she THWHUMPED down flat on her back when Calliope dropped to her belly.
YOU'LL FLOAT TOO:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0e4RWs9kmE
The FAWNatics called for a cover but the Eclectic Eel ignored it in favor of turning Maddy onto her stomach. Helping herself to Mayhem’s ankles, Cali folded the blonde’s lower legs up, then stepped onto the back of her thighs so she could brace Maddy’s shins against her own. After that she reached down, grabbed hold of Mayhem’s wrists and rocked up ‘n down once, twice, three times, whereupon she rolled backward and hauled Maddy into the air for an agonizing Romero Special!
ROMERO SPECIAL:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LbYPYkInoE
“AAAAARRRRHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO!” the Delirious Diva shrieked as Calliope tried to break her in two.
“Oh, don’t be so quick to say no.” Eve teased as she strode over to the hapless battler. “ We haven’t even got to the fun part yet.” She drew a hand from behind her back to reveal the kendo stick Mayhem introduced earlier in the bout.
Maddy bared her teeth, shook her head ‘no’. “You don’t know a thing about fun, cheater! Just wait ‘til I get out of here and--”
CRAAACK!
Eve brought the wooden weapon whistling down on her opponent’s midsection no less than half a dozen times, each impact leaving a brand new welt on Mayhem’s defenseless frame. Tossing the Kendo Stick aside once she felt it start to splinter, Eve circled around to Maddy’s head, grabbed a handful of hair and raised it a little bit higher so she could secure a crushing Inverted Headscissors. “Oh yeah, I’ve been waiting to feel your nose right there,” Choldstone smirked as bore down on Mayhem’s noggin. “How you doing, Cali? Can you keep this punk up a little longer?”
Calliope jostled the Romero Special, resulting in a pleasant buzz against Eve’s leather trunks. “She’s not going anywhere, Eve!” the mismatched lovely replied. “Have some fun!”
“I believe I will.” Flexing her glutes for another wicked ‘pinch’ of Maddy’s trapped nose, Eve curled her hands into claws and raaaaaaaaaaaaked them up the blonde’s belly until there was a nasty crisscross pattern developing. Only then did she reach farther south for a tawdry, groping grip on the center of Mayhem’s togs!
“MMMMMRRRRHHHHH!” Maddy squealed at the addition of this new torment.
Choldstone nodded in mock sympathy, then dug in with her nails. “What’s that, you had enough fun for one night?”
“MMMMRRRRHHH NOOOOOOOOO FUUUHHHGGG YOOUUUU AAAAAAAHH STAAAAAAAAHHHP! AYYYEE GHIB! AYYYEE GHIB UUBBB!”
Merle noted the muffled exclamation along Maddy’s frantically bobbling head and called for the bell, which CLANGED with Mayhem still trapped in the hold. Eve was kind enough to relinquish the claw hold, though this was only so she could offer the crowd a jaunty double bicep flex while the Announcer called, “Ladies and gentlemen, your winners via submission… THE FRIGHTENERS!”
Finally breaking away after a little victory drumming on her prey’s scorched belly, Eve waited for Calliope to kick Maddy out of the Romero before she offered her a hand. “That felt good, Cali.” she said after a quick hug. “Nothing better than winning at ‘Mania.”
“Gotta love the big lights! And maybe now we can-- oh hey, look! The trash is taking itself out!”
This wasn’t precisely true, but Maddy was inching her way under the bottom rope thanks to some judicious pulling from an exhausted and infuriated Rebecca Ravage. “Enjoy it while you can assholes.” Ravage threatened after she’d slung Maddy’s near arm across her shoulders. “Because we’re going to make you pay when you least expect it.”
Calliope only waved and said, “Ya’ll come back now, ya hear?”
Eve however kissed the tips of her fingers, cocked a hip in Rebecca’s direction and gave it a brisk swat. “Anytime you want more, you know where we’ll be.”
The Brooklyn Bomber flipped her the bird, then turned around and trudged up the aisle, leaving Eve and Calliope alone to celebrate.
“Now that we’ve reminded everyone who we are, perhaps its time to aim a little higher.” Cali suggested during a lull in the noise.
“You want to make a run at the tag belts?” Eve asked.
“What? No, I wanted to beat my old record at that Mongolian bar-b-que place we like, but your thing sounds fun too.
“Spareribs first, though.” Choldstone replied.
“Hell yeah, that record is toast!”