Post by bigfan on Aug 7, 2017 0:57:32 GMT
“Ladies and gentlemen,” the Announcer called over the din of the crowd. “The following contest is scheduled for one fall with a twenty minute time limit. Introducing first, representing the Black Hats, hailing from Foxriver, New York... She stands five feet six inches tall and weighs in this evening at one hundred and thirty pounds. She is the All World Millennial… this is LYYYSSSSSSAAA ZAAAHHHNNN!!!!!”
Boos took over the FAWN Arena if only for a moment, as they were soon joined by ‘Criticize‘.
CRITICIZE:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApQCrNl2Gx4
LYSSA ZAHN:
Right on cue, the curtains slid apart as a ravishing brunette strode into view and paused atop the stage to take a trio of selfies. As pleased with herself as she was disappointed with the crowd, the Tweeting Tyrant slipped the smart phone back into a snug elastic band on her right arm and started down the aisle.
For this high stakes encounter with the feline half of the Pinstripe Panthers, the Insta-Gator wore predominately black spandex: a two piece, the top with thin, pink shoulder straps set at a slight angle, and a pink mesh “plate” over the clavicle, rising into a collar. The bottom rim of this piece and the neckline of the bikini top worked to create almost a heart-shaped “cleavage window.” Matching bottoms (with pink trim), pink wristbands and pads, and black boots complete the look.
Zahn made her way to the ring with a knowing smirk, basking as much in the derisive jeers as the whistles and looks of appreciation. As the saying went, the worst thing in wrestling was to be ignored, and one thing was certain: wherever the venue, the music of Lyssa Zahn was impossible to ignore. The brunette climbed the steps, slipped through the ropes and nearly skipped to her corner. Settling in against the buckles, Lyssa produced her phone once more and went to work setting up a half dozen different alerts for all the delightful things she planned to unleash on the toothless Penthouse Panther.
With the Social Media Superstar situated in the squared circle and no doubt engrossed in her mobile device, the lights went out all over the arena, except for the telltale screen of Lyssa’s phone. But far from the murky gloom of the Church of Eternal Midnight or the expectant darkness of that preceded Lily Burlingame’s comet, this has an obvious focal point in the FAWNtron, which showed a rapidly changing montage of metropolitan skylines from around the world. New York, London, Paris, Sydney, Los Angeles, Rio and ultimately Orlando, with the FAWN arena on prominent display. The speakers kicked in as the locals start to cheer, the volume of the former more than loud enough to make sure everyone heard the opening to Fall Out Boy’s ‘Centuries’.
CENTURIES:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZEnQogAd8U
Some legends are told,
Some turn to dust or to gold,
But you will remember me,
Remember me for centuries.
Light returned in time with the first verse, revealing each side of the ramp now lined with half a dozen burly secret services types in black suits. Backs to the cacophonous fans, they kept their eyes trained on the entryway, where the traditional curtain was replaced with a set of frosted glass double doors emblazoned with a single name:
$UGUITAN
And just one mistake,
Is all it will take.
Go down in history,
Remember me for centuries.
Someone on the other side damn near kicked the doors off their hinges and out stormed the Filipino Phenom looking every bit the powerhouse who sent a legend, Portia VanBuren, into retirement. Calm, cool and collected despite the roar of the crowd and the pounding of her own heart, the Penthouse Panther tipped her head down, allowing the sunglasses she wore to slide down her nose. Dark eyes locked on those throughout the crowd. Alexis gifted them with a curt nod, then strode purposefully toward the ring.
ALEXIS SUGUITAN:
The announcer took the opportunity to introduce the newly arrived exotique.
“And her opponent. Hailing from Manila in the Philippines, she stands five feet and eight inches and weighs in at one hundred and thirty-four pounds. She is ALEXIS SUGUITAN!”
Long gone was Lexy’s red velvet. In its place was a gleaming white two piece that almost glowed against the mellow copper of her complexion. The pro-style trappings continued with matching knee-pads and shin-high boots, the former adorned with the same stylized $ seen on the double doors. Last but not least was a voluminous sleeveless mink coat, an accessory that would’ve looked as appropriate at a red carpet premiere or adorning the shoulders of some warrior queen as she strode onto the battlefield.
Paying no attention to the fans or her security detail, Suguitan ascended the ring steps. She slipped through the ropes to claim the center of the ring and called the official over to remove her fur.
Tossing the sunglasses to a FAWN flunky without a second thought, Alexis posted up in the center of the squared circle and spread her arms wide, both as a challenge to the brunette in the far corner and an invitation to the referee. On any other evening she would’ve spared him the briefest of glances. Tonight her dark eyes remained locked on Zahn as she said, “Proceed.” Craig Long did as ordered, even more careful with the mink than usual in order to make sure Alexis’s wrath remained confined to Lyssa and didn’t drift in his direction.
Imagine his surprise then when Alexis whipped around and snatched the coat from his unsuspecting hands! The ref raced through hundreds of possible defenses in the blink of an eye but none of them actually mattered because the head of $uguitan INC turned away and hurled the extravagant accessory straight at her opponent! Now, a mink coat does not make for the most aerodynamic of projectiles and Zahn certainly could’ve dodged or even swatted it out of the air if she’d taken an extra heartbeat to weigh her options. But she did not. In truth she raised her hands to catch the thrown garment without actually thinking about it, exactly as the white-clad battler had hoped.
Racing along a step or so behind her coat, Suguitan leaned forward, pushed off her plant foot and buried a Spear in Lyssa’s navel that would’ve folded her in half if she hadn’t immediately BWUUUUNGED against the turnbuckles. Certain she didn’t have much time before the ref interjected with his bullshyt, the Penthouse Panther grabbed the second rope in both hands, reared back as far she could and then drove forward. The Shoulderblock didn’t impress on the same level as the Spear, yet it still put Zahn’s butt against the middle buckle so Suguitan THWHUMPED her three more times in the course of as many seconds. Snatching the jacket off her back when she straightened up, Alexis almost tossed it aside, then thought better of it. “Go ahead f*cker, try to take this viral.” the white-clad exotique sneered when she pressed a swatch of the coat against Lyssa’s face and started throttling her with it! “Better yet, just stand there and scream, I know a perfect way to make you--”
Suguitan would’ve said ‘famous’ if Craig hadn’t wrapped an arm around her waist and dragged her away, much to the displeasure of the crowd and Alexis herself. “Let go! Let me go, you asshole! I owe that bytch a--”
“Calm down or I’ll disqualify you right now.” the zebra promised. “I mean it, Alexis. I don’t appreciate being used as a prop so you can jump someone.”
Alexis bared her teeth, but something in the zebra’s demeanor suggested silence was the only answer, so she raised her hands and-- “NNNNNNGGGHHH!”
Lyssa appeared out of nowhere, striking over Long’s shoulder with an overhand swing that met the side of Alexis’s head with a sickening CRAAACK! “DAMN!” Zahn exclaimed as Suguitan crumpled to all fours like she’d been poleaxed. “Thank god for the good people at Otter Box! Otherwise I might need a new phone right now.” Sliding the weapon back into the elasticized band on her right arm, she looked down at Alexis and added, “What about you, dumbshyt? Should I start a Go Fund Me to repair that dent in your--”
In no mood for crap from either of his charges, Craig hauled Zahn away and earned a hearty round of applause when he got all up in her business. “Your phone, Lyssa. Hand it over.”
Zahn scoffed. “Hell no. All the Otter Boxes in the world couldn’t save this thing from the Cheeto dust on your HEY!”
Long plucked the device off her arm and jammed it in his back pocket before the Social Media Superstar could react. “You get it back when the match is over.” he promised. “Or I can throw this whole shytshow out before the bell ever sounds. You’ll have your phone back and you can go complain to all your followers about how I cost you a pay-per-view bonus all because I wasn’t cool with you denting Alexis’s goddamned skull.”
Lyssa regarded him shrewdly. The black-clad battler absolutely did not approve of anyone touching her phone, let alone having it in their possession. And yet she was loathe to give up a pay-per-view bonus and even less inclined to abandon a chance to kick Suguitan’s pampered ass. “I get it back the SECOND the match is over, you hear me?” she asked. “Because if I don’t, the whole world’s going to find out you’ve been working on an epic My Little Ponies / Transformers crossover.” Craig’s jaw dropped so Lyssa was nice enough to close it with her index finger. “Just ring the bell, dork.”
He turned to signal the Timekeeper and that was all the invitation Zahn needed to rush the stunned brunette. The CLANG of the bell was punctuated by a heavy THWHUMP as Lyssa punted her opponent flush in the ribs. Curling into a ball even as she tumbled over onto her back, Suguitan went right on rolling and might’ve made it to the outside if Zahn hadn’t caught up with her a few steps shy of freedom. “Running to the floor?” the TweetStormtrooper scolded as she hauled the Filipino Phenom to her knees. “No, no, no, you can’t do that now that you’re a card carrying member of the good girls club! All you good girls gotta stay right here in the center of the ring while I beat your ass and stack up followers doin’ it!”
Alexis didn’t buy that horseshyt in the slightest and she explained as much by pounding a few punches into the other brunette’s belly. Unfortunately the blows to her head and ribs had robbed the Destroyer-class catfighter of her usual power and so Lyssa shrugged off the resistance with little more than a smirk. Putting a stop to it with a quick Kneelift between the eyes, Zahn pulled Alexis to her feet, then dipped a shoulder and hoisted the other brunette across her shoulders for a Fireman’s Carry. “TAG ME IN ALL THESE PICTURES!” Lyssa demanded of the FAWNatics as she turned in a circle. “I WANT A WHOLE FREAKIN’ GALLERY BY THE TIME I’M DONE KICKING HER ASS!”
That got lots of boos, but no reduction in the number of flashes pointed at the ring, Zahn noted with a smile. Delighted to keep the interwebs focused on her and the punishment she doled out, the Insta-Gator ‘hupped’ Alexis into place across her chest and simultaneously fell forward and down to crush the Penthouse Panther against the deck courtesy of a unique Power Slam.
FIREMAN'S CARRY POWER SLAM:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_NeguiWJgw
The impact of it left Suguitan starfished in the middle of the squared circle, but Zahn didn’t even contemplate a cover. Instead she got up, spun around and bounced off the ropes to her victim’s left. Alexis heard the clatter of returning boots, the sudden creeeeaaak as Lyssa went airborne and then THWHUMP! Zahn crashed down ass on chest with a sideways Butt Bomb that kicked the Filipino’s legs off the mat. Lyssa swatted them down, stood up and peeled off a quarter turn, all the better to hit the strands by Suguitan’s first.
Second verse, same as the first, maybe a bit heavier since the angle of attack was better. Seated on Alexis’s heaving chest, Lyssa was sorely tempted to slide forward for another round of Smother the Panther, but she held off in favor of completing the set. The third Butt Bomb raised a serious jeer from the crowd, Alexis’s growing fan base rightly concerned over their heroine absorbing so much glute so early in the proceedings. The fourth and Final Zahn Bomb didn’t do much to change their mind, though it was better received mostly because the Black Hat slid back from the landing site to plant her tush snug atop the Ferocious Filipino’s butt-shocked features.
“Home again, home again, right ‘Lexie?” Lyssa taunted as she placed two splay-fingered hands against Suguitan’s belly and pressed down for the…
ONE…
TWO…
The unique four-bagger had Zahn nestled comfortably atop her Filipino throne. The muffled protests of the flustered Phenom barely audible as her palms pressed against Zahn’s hips, trying to raise Lyssa’s backside enough to sneak her head sideways and suck in some oxygen instead of the humid undercarriage of the TweetStormtrooper, and simultaneously get a shoulder off the canvas.
Alexis gathered the strength to save herself, managing to shove a blade off the mat at two and a half. She rolled to her side, then bucking her fellow brunette enough to turn to her chest, only to have Lyssa RAM her ass back down, THUMPING her taut gluteus into the back of Suguitan’s skull and smushing Alexis’s flawless features into the deck.
Lyssa gathered up both the former Associate’s arms in Underhooks and leaned back, drawing Lexy’s captured limbs with her, Lyssa apparently attempting to rip her foe’s arms out of their sockets. Suguitan yelped into the mat in pain and frustration, the condescending Zahn racking up a healthy amount of riding time.
“Ya know,” Lyssa chirped, “I hear Christian has her eye on me for a title shot after this win. So thanks for giving me all the ammunition I need.”
Lyssa dropped into a bridge, pulling on the Underhooks to a brutal degree, Alexis howling without reservation. A worried Craig asked if Suguitan wanted to surrender and Lexy gave a shake of her head, though her welling eyes told another story.
Without many escape routes available, the tenacious Penthouse Panther managed to roll to her right and, though Lyssa maintained control of her foe’s limbs, it’s her shoulders pressed to the canvas under the upturned and wincing Alexis.
Craig slapped the mat for…
ONE…
TWO…
And Lyssa was forced to release, sending Alexis spilling off in one direction while the Social Media Superstar headed in the other and quickly pushed to her feet. Watching Alexis rise to hand and knees, Zahn raced to keep her advantage. Coming in from Suguitan’s six, the Snapped Chatter delivers a stomp to Filipino tailbone, flattening Alexis to her chest.
Lyssa quickly collected each of her foe’s wrists and tugged the Panther’s head and torso off the deck. Zahn placed her right boot sole at the back of Suguitan’s skull.
“Time for you to log off, sweetheart,” Lyssa purred.
Alexis, unable to help herself, squeaked out a mousy ‘no’ as the YouTube sensation Curbstomped Lexy’s face into the deck in brutal fashion, the former Associate’s head bouncing off the canvas. Lyssa snatched a handful of ebony locks and held Alexis’s head up like she’s a big game trophy, the dark eyes of her foe glazed. She turned to the FAWNatics.
“You think that tag win was a fluke now?” she shouted.
They may not, but they certainly don’t care for the Social Media Superstar flouting her Swelter success and now her Red, White and Bruising dominance thus far.
Lyssa shoved Alexis’s noggin back to the canvas, Suguitan remaining facedown and motionless after the emphatic impact.
Zahn dropped to a knee next to Suguitan and shoveled the Destroyer-class ragdoll to her back, Lyssa moving her dipped knee from canvas to chest and raising her arms high and wide for the…
ONE…
TWO…
Alexis shoved Zahn’s arrogant pin attempt off and rolled to her side, cursing softly. She pivoted the rest of the way to her chest and slithered toward the ropes under the watchful eye of Lyssa.
“You know how many of these people are putting your pathetic display online at this moment? You’re going to be the next Noemie Devereaux by the time I’m done.”
Alexis reached the cables and used them to pull to her knees, facing out into the sympathetic crowd. But almost instantly, Lyssa continued her rampage, leaning a shin into the Penthouse Panther’s neck, forcing he throat down across the middle cable.
As Alexis’s face grew rosier and she flailed wildly, Craig started his count, Lyssa removing her folded stem at four, and backpedaling to the opposite side of the ring, feigning innocence. She placed Alexis in the middle of a frame made up of her thumbs and forefingers and sprinted toward the sagging Suguitan.
Lyssa launched with her right leg leading the way to slam against Alexis’s back, but the crafty exotique shifted on cue to the left and Zahn found nothing to stop her right stem from sailing through the strands until her inner thigh THUMPS into cable. It’s hardly as bad as ending up riding the top rope, but it’s enough for Lyssa to pull free and shake out her leg until a slight limp was removed from her gait.
Scowl firmly in place, the Social Media Superstar turned to find a gobsmacked Alexis leaning heavily and limply into a neutral corner. Not one to waste time that could be put to good use in beating a foe senseless, the TweetStormtrooper sprinted at her flaccid foe, ready to successfully flatten the Filipino Phenom in an Avalanche Splash. But as the dark-haired grappler closed, and just before she could launch, Alexis kicked out her long lithe legs and JAMMED her heels into the chest of the charging Zahn. Lyssa staggered away in a 180, catching herself center stage.
Her Millennial pride bruised, Zahn turned back to Alexis and charged again, determined to break through the Panther’s defenses. This time Alexis’s long, copper-skinned stems rose but don’t act as a battering ram. Instead, she wrapped the limbs around Lyssa’s neck. Zahn grabbed hold on either side, frantically trying to pry herself loose.
Finally finding a modicum of control, Alexis ‘walked’ her hands down the top rope out of the corner a few feet then threw her supple, sinewy frame away from the cables taking Lyssa over in a modified Hurricanrana, the Social Media Superstar landing HARD on her tailbone.
Zahn winced, dark eyes half-lidded, hands massaging her backside. Alexis was already up and streaming toward the ropes in front of her foe. She threw her body into the rubber-coated steel and rebounded into a sprint. Leaping forward, her knees leading the way, the Panther rode Lyssa’s chest and shoulders to the canvas, Alexis’s bony joints DRIVING deep into the bosom of her rival when the YouTuber’s shoulderblades flattened against the canvas.
Already in something akin to a Schoolgirl Press above a grimacing, gyrating Lyssa, Alexis leaned forward, intent on keep her foe down for the…
BASEMENT METEORA:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTiCPED1DQM
ONE…
TWO…
No stranger to catty tactics, Zahn curled her hands around the other brunette’s waistband and raised it by a good six inches to force Alexis out of the cover with a full second to spare. “Oh, you’re going to regret that, bytch.” Suguitan murmured as she quickly undid the wedgie, much to the chagrin of one side of the arena. Lyssa didn’t answer, the low flying Meteora had left her short of breath and she was still fighting to get it back as she rose to all fours. Alexis didn’t much appreciate the silence so she got Zahn’s attention with a big overhand SMACK to the back of the head and followed it with a crisp Backhand across the cheek when the Insta-Gator reared up in response.
Quick to capitalize on the ‘how dare you’ shock in Lyssa’s dark eyes, Suguitan reeled her into a Front Facelock and hauled her to boot-leather. A Kneelift to the tummy kept Zahn from considering a follow-up wedgie while also providing the Penthouse Panther plenty of time to toss the other brunette’s near arm across her shoulders. “Think you need a lesson in working a girl’s trunks, cupcake.” Alexis chided as she helped herself to Zahn’s waistband. “Lesson one, never let go unless they MAKE you let go. For example…”
The CEO of $uguitan Worldwide treated Lyssa to a tug that bared half of the terrible tyro’s vaunted backside to the FAWN arena and a whole lotta viewers at home. More important from a strategic standpoint, it powered the lift that hoisted Zahn all the way to high noon. Lyssa groaned and kicked her feet, a futile bit of resistance that made Suguitan smile and tug on the wedgie a little harder. The Ferocious Filipino was tempted to keep her burden suspended for a full ten count, but she was also eager to pay back the slights she’d endured so after a good five seconds she rose onto her tiptoes and simply slung Zahn into a brutal freefall drop that THWHAMMED her down flat on her face, chest and belly.
GOURDBUSTER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2E9GxNMdCE
Alexis was already thinking about a Splash to follow up the Gourdbuster, but Lyssa put a stop to that by rising to her knees instead of tumbling to her back. Noting that the Black Hat was already starting to rise, Suguitan backed up, bounced into the ropes and returned on the run just as Zahn regained her feet. Throwing herself into a forward roll as she approached her target, Alexis lashed out with her right foot and THWHACKED her heel into the center of the other woman’s forehead.
KOPPU KICK:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGxwYFm-tKo
The Koppu Kick knocked Zahn flat, an arrangement that would’ve offered her an excellent view of the overhead lights if Suguitan hadn’t hooked her by the shoulder-straps and peeled her off the canvas. “Think your Splash game is just as weak as your wedgies.” the white-clad lovely smirked after securing a quick Wristlock. “Don’t worry, I can show you how it’s done.”
Lyssa Zahn damn sure didn’t need any tips on posterizing a chump like Alexis Suguitan and she would’ve said so if the lass in question hadn’t stepped back and sent her hurtling across the squared circle on a sharp diagonal. Already knowing she wouldn’t be able to slow down in time, the TweetStormtrooper grit her teeth and whipped around a heartbeat before impact. The BWUUUUNG of back on buckles was immediately swallowed by the heavy THWHACK of tummy on tits, as Suguitan left her feet in a short, high hop that positively buried her adversary in the corner.
Disgusted by the proximity of this spray-tanned Portia clone, Lyssa got her hands against Alexis’s shoulders and pushed, only to eat a Kneelift between the thighs as retaliation. “CHEAP BYTCH!” Zahn shouted as the Low Blow forced her up on tiptoe.
Alexis only smirked and wriggled her knee against Lyssa’s vulnerable undercarriage. “No baby, cheap is using a cowbell to knock me out when I was about to finish you off. What I’m doing right now?” she leeeaaaaaaned in and bounced her knee several more times. “That’s just dirty. And so is this.”
Prizing her prey out of the corner, the Filipino Phenom slung one arm over Zahn’s shoulder and slipped another between her legs. Then she clapped down on a handful of butt cheek, scooped Lyssa up on one shoulder and stuffed her back against the buckles! Both Lyssa and the FAWNatics knew what was coming but they responded in very different ways, especially after Alexis snugged her opponent’s shins in under the top turnbuckle.
“I’M IN THE ROPES, LONG!” Zahn roared the instant Suguitan backed off to admire her handiwork. “GET ME DOWN FROM HERE OR I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL TORCH YOU ON RATE-A-OOOOFFFFFFHHHHH!”
Alexis drilled a Toe Kick into Lyssa’s gut to put a stop to the tirade. “You don’t mind, do you?”
The ref snorted. “Not particularly. But I’m not going to give you extra time either.”
“I wouldn’t dream of asking for favors, but if you DID want to count slow, I’d make sure to leave a glowing review on Rate-A-Ref.”
“Goddamned App’s going to be the death of me.” he muttered. “Get to work, Alexis.”
Suguitan did just that, dropping to a seat in front of her inverted opposition. Burying her hands in Zahn’s hair, she held the Black Hat steady as she spread her legs in a ‘V’ and slid forward to ‘smeck’ her thighs closed. Ankles crossed for maximum squeeze, Alexis pushed up on her hands and just poured pressure into the unorthodox Headscissors.
Well aware that their position would end the hold sooner than later, Lyssa forced herself to remain silent, no easy feet with the catfighter’s crotch grinding against her mouth and nose. She succeeded until Long started his count, that’s when Alexis hunched forward, grabbed hold of Zahn’s rack and dug in for all she was worth. “Oh yeah, that’s what I wanted.” Suguitan purred as the brunette’s wails reverberated against her smothering nethers. “Just be glad this isn’t the penthouse or I’d REALLY make you scream.”
A final tweak coincided with ‘FOUR!’, so Suguitan broke away from the Scissors without freeing Zahn from the Tree of Woe. Quick to his duties even with those charges that threatened to tank his Rate-A-Ref profile, Craig sent to pull Lyssa down only for Alexis to interject. “Don’t sully your hands with this piece of garbage, Mr. Long. I’ll cut the tree down for you.”
Huffing and sputtering, the Social Media Superstar tried to protest but she was dizzy and Suguitan wasn’t to be denied. Shortly thereafter Zahn was upright once more, albeit slumped on the top rope looking out at the audience. “Now, let’s get your obnoxious troll ass down from there, shall we?” Alexis turned around, reached up and grabbed Zahn by the biceps. Forcing her foe’s arms up and out in a drooping ‘T’ shape, Suguitan hoisted her up as high as she could, then took three big steps toward the center of the ring.
Eager to be anywhere else a moment prior, Zahn suddenly found herself longing for the solidarity of the ring-post as Suguitan suspended her in a sky-high Crucifix. Bearing the other wrestler’s weight with style and aplomb, Suguitan turned to each side of the arena, making sure everyone got several good angles before things went very, very bad. Feet flat against the mat, Alexis dipped down and tossed the Black Hat out and forward, catching her around the waist a heartbeat later. In the same breath she kicked her legs forward and sat out full force, adding her own momentum to an already hellacious decent that THAWHAMMED Zahn spine-first against the thinly-sheathed plywood. Throwing her legs over Lyssa’s biceps to keep her from bouncing away, Alexis leaned into her foe’s upturned haunches and nodded along with the…
CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcyVm1XhtsA
ONE…
TWO…
THRENOOOO!
The Vine Vixen slammed her thighs against Suguitan’s ears, then twisted over onto her stomach to break the count with barely a heartbeat to spare.
Alexis writhed on the canvas, palms to her aching ears, cursing under and over her breath. She rose to her haunches, staring at the Black Hat with evil intent. Zahn was still on her back, though her boots pushed against the canvas as she tried to create some sort of locomotion, even if it’s sliding along the canvas.
Having worked hard to turn the tide, the CEO of $uguitan, Inc, left her ears to ring and hopped to her feet. It took but a couple of the catfighter’s long strides to catch the retreating retweeter and Alexis landed a stomp to the brunette’s solar plexus.
Lyssa grunted, her frame folding around the impact, dark eyes bulging. The Penthouse Panther was far from done, following with a stomp to the cleft of Zahn’s bosom then moving her foot up to the face of the Social Media Superstar, providing Lyssa with a facewash, scrubbing at the flawless features of the TweetStormtrooper.
Zahn wrapped her palms around Suguitan’s ankle and had enough to shove Alexis’s foot away. Lyssa tumbled in the opposite direction and rolled under the bottom rope for a little downtime, dropping to the floor and leaning heavily against the steel barricade behind her.
Confident the Destroyer-class grappler wasn’t going to risk a flight through the ropes, Lyssa grabbed an i-phone out of the hands of a front row denizen and tossed it as far back into the crowd as she could.
“Consider that message sent!” she shouted at the stunned FAWNatic.
Another very different message was sent quickly behind, as a charging Alexis did indeed dive between the ropes, and SLAMMED headlong into her foe, driving Lyssa’s ribs into the steel rod at the top of the barrier. Managing to land on her feet next to the bent Snapchatter, the Filipino Phenom lifted a knee and rammed it into the open set of ribs pointed toward her, getting the desired result as Lyssa crumpled to her knees, hugging both sides tight.
“Everyone getting this?” Alexis asked.
She needn’t have bothered as several people within earshot seemed to be streaming live despite FAWN’s explicit policy against such action. Zahn was apparently a bad example for the felonious FAWNatics.
Grabbing Lyssa by the scruff of the neck and a wrist, Suguitan pulled the YouTube sensation to her feet and prepared to heave the brunette toward the apron’s edge. Zahn had other ideas, planting and reversing the toss. Instead, the base of Alexis’s spinal column THUMPED into the unforgiving edge, dissecting a couple vertebrae, Suguitan’s face etched in agony as her back arched.
Lyssa added a boot to the abdomen, perilously close to being TOO low, that doubled over the Panther. Zahn rolled in under the bottom rope to break the count, but was back out in an instant. She grabbed Suguitan’s dipped head in a Front Facelock and backpedaled toward the nearby steel ring steps where she viciously DDT’ed the Filipino’s skull into the unforgiving metal of the middle step. It’s an abbreviated drop, but a supercharged stop and Alexis flopped to the floor, seemingly out cold.
A delighted Zahn checked under the apron next to her and pulled out a selfie stick with phone already attached. She held the device high and hovered over the splayed Suguitan, showing her demolished foe off courtesy Facebook Live.
“You can see here,” Lyssa motioned to the twitching Panther, “what happens when I want to hurt a bytch.”
Zahn propped a woozy Alexis into a seated position and brought the camera in close. She cupped Alexis’s chin between a thumb and forefinger and ‘fishfaced’ the Asian beauty, forcing the smoky glazed peepers of Suguitan front and center.
“Getting rid of a has-been Gen Xer doesn’t mean shyt, Lexy,” Lyssa narrated. “You’re in with an All-World Millennial now.”
The Social Media Superstar tossed her stick aside and threw Suguitan back in under the ropes, joining her just before a count-out. She pushed to her feet and waited for a wasted, weary Alexis to join her. Zahn turned to the crowd as she waited.
“Time to put another brick in the Wall of Shame!”
The crowd tried to drown the Insta-Gator with a roaring round of jeers and Zahn devoured the attention before reclaiming the head of the half-risen Alexis. Tugging her close, Lyssa wrapped one arm over a shoulder of her foe and used the other to start to scoop the Penthouse Panther off her feet, those in the know instantly seeing the end of Suguitan with an Insta-Slam.
Apparently, there’s enough sense rattling around in the former Associate’s braincase she realized it as well and, when Zahn popped Alexis off her feet, Suguitan was able to drop down Lyssa’s back.
Alexis’s arms wrapped tight around the Black Hat’s midriff and she launched Zahn up and over, but the TweetStormtrooper put a little extra ‘oomph’ in the back-flip and managed to land on her feet. Lyssa backpedaled into the ropes behind her and flew out on the rebound.
A turning Alexis had only the time to pivot and scoop for a Sidewalk Slam on the Social Media Superstar. But again Lyssa used her momentum to great effect, spinning out of trouble and rotating around the leggy exotique until she could corral a Front Facelock and absolutely SPIKE Alexis’s skull into the canvas with a Tilt-a-Whirl DDT.
TILT-A-WHIRL DDT:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zigIfNnwtJk
Suguitan somersaulted over from the impact on the crown of her cranium and she spread into a lifeless starfish, all four limbs splayed wide. Lyssa crawled cat-like to a sensual full body pin, no doubt playing up the demolished catfighter’s background as she settled into a domineering…
ONE…
TWO…
THRNOOO!
The Filipino Phenom shoved a shoulder up at something past two and a half.
Zahn leapt to her feet, instantly turning to Long and glaring deep dark lasers at the striped-shirt.
“I can make you famous too, but you won’t like it,” Lyssa threatened.
Long gulped hard but shoved two fingers up, insisting Alexis saved herself.
Turning her attention back to the grounded Suguitan, a furious Zahn plucked the Penthouse Panther’s left ankle off the canvas and dropped to the mat atop the limb, bending and Scissoring the trapped stem.
Even in her ragged state, the Penthouse Panther could feel Lyssa reaching to knot up her opposite leg and move toward the inevitable Profile Pic.
But before Lyssa could get everything secure, a frantic and frankly fearful Suguitan scratched and clawed her way to the ropes in front of her, grasping the cable tightly and calling urgently for the break.
A disgusted Lyssa unknotted what she’s managed to tie but provided a ‘going away’ present, lifting the left leg high and SLAMMING Alexis’s knee into the deck with a nasty BANG against the canvas.
Burying her face in the crook of one elbow to stifle a sob, Suguitan hooked her other arm over the second strand and used it to make it to her knees. “Savage bytch.” she rasped under her breath. “You’re gonna learn what happens to trash that messes with ERRRRGHHHHH! HEY! LEGGO OF MY HAIR YOU TWANNNNNGGGHHH!”
Never one to rest on her laurels (or obey an official) when there was punishment to mete out, Lyssa Zahn dipped out on the far side of the ring, jogged around the perimeter and hopped up on Alexis’s side of town with the Ferocious Filipino none the wiser. At least until the All World Millennial snatched a double handful of hair and yanked her prey halfway through the top and middle strands. Alexis and Craig were still getting a read on the situation when Lyssa drew back her right knee and stuffed it into her foe‘s navel. Alexis ‘ooooffffhhed’, tried to pull away and got caught by the nape of the neck for her efforts. The Black Hat followed with five more Kneelifts delivered at a machine-gun pace, each successive impact gouging deeper and deeper into Suguitan’s midsection.
KNEECOPLASTY:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdRih1KheTI
“All right, all right, all right!” Zahn complained over the official’s count of ‘FOUR!’ “Shyt, you act like she’s coughing up blood or something.”
“How do I know she’s not, Lyssa?” Craig countered. “You went all in on her just now!”
Lyssa grabbed a handful of hair in one hand and swiped the other across Alexis’s mouth. She showed her palm to the ref. “No blood. If there was, I’d have already streamed it.”
Issue settled, she pushed Alexis back into the squared circle, straightened her up, then slapped the taste out of her mouth courtesy a scathing Bytch Slap. Suguitan stumbled in fencepost holes, one hand pressed to her stinging face which meant that traumatized midsection was quite exposed when Zahn hurled herself through the ropes in a short-range Spear that damn near cut her adversary in half! Lyssa tumbled away from the scene of the crash, then scrambled right back and dropped down in a Crossbody that saw her hook the far leg for…
SLINGSHOT SPEAR:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhSX8bNbYGE
ONE…
TWO…
THRNOOOO!
Alexis kicked out with half a second to spare but that didn’t stop her from reaching for the strands in search of another reprieve. “Oh please, don’t even bother.” the TweetStormtrooper smacked Suguitan’s hand aside, then cupped the other brunette’s noggin and scraped her off the deck. Face to face now, Zahn filled her hands with Alexis’s hair and shook her head back n’ forth, back n’ forth. “The noir nerd can’t save you now, pussy.” Lyssa taunted. “Your ass belongs to meNNNNNGGGHHH!”
Suguitan brought her hands up between Zahn’s forearms, swatted them aside and followed up with a Mongolian Chop to the collarbone in the same motion! Zahn faltered but didn’t back up quite enough, so Alexis Chopped her again, then laid claim to Lyssa’s wrist and whipped her into the opposite corner. Lyssa hit the buckles spine-first, her loud moan of pain better than any starter pistol Alexis could’ve asked for. Bearing down on her prey at a flat run, Suguitan leapt up and drew her arms back, meaning to bury Zahn beneath an avalanche of the fittest body in FA-- Surprise for the FAWNatics and dismay for Suguitan when Lyssa stepped forward and hooked her right arm across the exotique’s chest. Catching hold of opposing waistband with her other hand, Zahn snapped down and back to BWUUUNG Alexis’s skull full force into the second turnbuckle!
REVERSE STO IN CORNER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNedw19cm9M
Legs undone by the powerful blow, Suguitan dribbled out of the corner and rolled away, oblivious to the fact that her midsection was bisected by the shadow of the ring-post. Lyssa got up, thought about going for a cover and ultimately decided to pile on more abuse. Slipping out onto the apron, she climbed to the top rope and flipped the audience off with both hands before using them to create a frame to better capture Suguitan’s helplessness. “Enjoy the poster, bytch.” Zahn taunted. “I’ll make sure to send you an autographed copy.” With that she leapt out into the void, a short, steep arc that brought the full weight of her right thigh THWHUMPING down on Alexis’s throat! The Filipino Phenom’s legs kicked up on impact so Lyssa hooked the closer of the two and pulled it tight so Craig could count the decisive…
GUILLOTINE LEG DROP:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAd-XCKcf2Y
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TWO…
THRENOOOOOOOO!
Not so much as a twitch from Suguitan, yet the ref pulled away without finishing the job. “What the F*CK, Long?” Zahn snarled. “You know I wasn’t joking about Rate-A-Ref, right?” Craig just pointed to a spot near the ropes, forcing Lyssa to follow along. “Oh for f*ck’s sake.”
Alexis had one hand wrapped around the bottom rope, allowing her to end the count without actually fighting out. “Nice hope spot, kitty.” the Black Hat admitted as she forced the Penthouse Panther to her feet in stages. “Makes it seem like you’re still in this thing. Gonna make it all the more heartbreaking when I put your head through the mat.”
On her feet, albeit barely, Alexis wrapped Lyssa in a weary clinch but couldn’t’ stop Zahn from muscling her back into the corner. From there she was summarily muscled into a seat on the top turnbuckle, where she remained until Zahn climbed to the second rope and reeled her into a Front Facelock. Tossing Suguitan’s near arm across the back of her neck, Lyssa snagged her rival’s togs at the hip, then put her right foot on the bottom rope and pushed off for a Super- Alexis hooked the top rope in a death-grip, thwarting the Superplex for a moment. Lyssa growled, let go her foe’s waistband and pounded three hard punches into her ribs, PIK-PAK-PEK! Then she resumed control over Suguitan’s trunks and spat, “Time’s up, Lexie. Sooner you understand that, the sooner you can AAAAAAARRRRHHHHH BYTCH!”
Alexis gave up her lifeline in favor of another vise-grip, this one centered firmly between the Black Hat’s thighs! Straightening up as best she could with the Panther’s claw digging away, Zahn crooked her free arm into a cudgel and THWACK-THWHACK-THWACKED it against Lyssa’s “GAAAHHHHD DAAAAAAMMMIT!” Suguitan upped the ante with an Inverted Wedgie that buckled Zahn’s knees to the point that she practically collapsed across the Filipino’s shoulders in a Fireman’s Carry.
Breaking the illicit grip as soon as Lyssa was off her feet, Suguitan cinched her right arm around Zahn’s head and looped the left around her opponent’s right leg. “Don’t you dare f*cking give out on me.” Alexis threatened her aching knee as she slowly stood tall. “Not when I’m so UNGH! UNGH! UNGH!” Lyssa drilled a trio of elbows into the side of her skull, putting a dangerous wobble into the world in the process. Suguitan soaked it up and straightened up again, ignoring the buzzing between her ears and the throb in her knee just long enough to--
Oooooohhh’s, then aaaaaaahhh’s from the capacity crowd as Alexis stepped out into the void to deliver her burden from Penthouse to Poorhouse, Alexis swinging Lyssa forward and down to THAWHAM her flat on the back of her head and shoulders! The impact was explosive, far too strong for Suguitan to keep a leg hooked, but that didn’t stop her from crawling after the devastated Black Hat when she tried to roll under the bottom rope. Alexis caught her in the nick of time, the white-clad battler climbing aboard Zahn’s chest for a pin that had the Social Media Superstar’s chin wedged in her glutes. Collecting Lyssa’s legs in a bundle, Suguitan leaaaaaaaned back while Craig counted…
AVALANCHE PENTHOUSE TO POORHOUSE:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJKgQoz5knA
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!
The bell sounded and Craig reached over to help her stand, but Alexis shook him off and slid back several inches, all the better to bury Zahn from nose to chin. “Take a picture of THAT, bytch.” the victorious Panther huffed as she ground out a snug little figure eight to the Announcer’s confirmation.
“Ladies and gentlemen, your winner via pin-fall… ALEXIS SUGUITAN!”
The CEO showed no signs of relinquishing her perch, so Long let her enjoy it for the better part of fifteen seconds before he cleared his throat. “Ummmhh, Alexis? You good? Or you want some alone time?”
Alexis paused, head titled to one side as she thought about it. Eventually she flattened her right hand into a paddle, CRAAAAKED it against the other brunette’s crotch and raaaaaaaaaaaaaked up to just south of her breasts. “I do think we’re done for tonight.” she offered her hand to the ref, who helped her rise to raucous applause from the Red, White & Bruised crowd.
Winking at Craig, she said, “You, raise my hand.” He did, so Suguitan turned her attention to the crumpled Black Hat. “You, take my picture. Wait, what’s that? You’re out of film? Then what good are you?” Nudging Zahn’s cheek with the toe of her boot, Alexis turned her head to one side then stepped down on Lyssa’s mug just hard enough to make sure she, ahem, left her mark.
“One step closer to the World Title.” Alexis murmured over the din of the crowd. “Keep that title shiny, Jacobs. Because there’s a hostile takeover happening at Mania. And that gold is coming with me.”
Boos took over the FAWN Arena if only for a moment, as they were soon joined by ‘Criticize‘.
CRITICIZE:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApQCrNl2Gx4
LYSSA ZAHN:
Right on cue, the curtains slid apart as a ravishing brunette strode into view and paused atop the stage to take a trio of selfies. As pleased with herself as she was disappointed with the crowd, the Tweeting Tyrant slipped the smart phone back into a snug elastic band on her right arm and started down the aisle.
For this high stakes encounter with the feline half of the Pinstripe Panthers, the Insta-Gator wore predominately black spandex: a two piece, the top with thin, pink shoulder straps set at a slight angle, and a pink mesh “plate” over the clavicle, rising into a collar. The bottom rim of this piece and the neckline of the bikini top worked to create almost a heart-shaped “cleavage window.” Matching bottoms (with pink trim), pink wristbands and pads, and black boots complete the look.
Zahn made her way to the ring with a knowing smirk, basking as much in the derisive jeers as the whistles and looks of appreciation. As the saying went, the worst thing in wrestling was to be ignored, and one thing was certain: wherever the venue, the music of Lyssa Zahn was impossible to ignore. The brunette climbed the steps, slipped through the ropes and nearly skipped to her corner. Settling in against the buckles, Lyssa produced her phone once more and went to work setting up a half dozen different alerts for all the delightful things she planned to unleash on the toothless Penthouse Panther.
With the Social Media Superstar situated in the squared circle and no doubt engrossed in her mobile device, the lights went out all over the arena, except for the telltale screen of Lyssa’s phone. But far from the murky gloom of the Church of Eternal Midnight or the expectant darkness of that preceded Lily Burlingame’s comet, this has an obvious focal point in the FAWNtron, which showed a rapidly changing montage of metropolitan skylines from around the world. New York, London, Paris, Sydney, Los Angeles, Rio and ultimately Orlando, with the FAWN arena on prominent display. The speakers kicked in as the locals start to cheer, the volume of the former more than loud enough to make sure everyone heard the opening to Fall Out Boy’s ‘Centuries’.
CENTURIES:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZEnQogAd8U
Some legends are told,
Some turn to dust or to gold,
But you will remember me,
Remember me for centuries.
Light returned in time with the first verse, revealing each side of the ramp now lined with half a dozen burly secret services types in black suits. Backs to the cacophonous fans, they kept their eyes trained on the entryway, where the traditional curtain was replaced with a set of frosted glass double doors emblazoned with a single name:
$UGUITAN
And just one mistake,
Is all it will take.
Go down in history,
Remember me for centuries.
Someone on the other side damn near kicked the doors off their hinges and out stormed the Filipino Phenom looking every bit the powerhouse who sent a legend, Portia VanBuren, into retirement. Calm, cool and collected despite the roar of the crowd and the pounding of her own heart, the Penthouse Panther tipped her head down, allowing the sunglasses she wore to slide down her nose. Dark eyes locked on those throughout the crowd. Alexis gifted them with a curt nod, then strode purposefully toward the ring.
ALEXIS SUGUITAN:
The announcer took the opportunity to introduce the newly arrived exotique.
“And her opponent. Hailing from Manila in the Philippines, she stands five feet and eight inches and weighs in at one hundred and thirty-four pounds. She is ALEXIS SUGUITAN!”
Long gone was Lexy’s red velvet. In its place was a gleaming white two piece that almost glowed against the mellow copper of her complexion. The pro-style trappings continued with matching knee-pads and shin-high boots, the former adorned with the same stylized $ seen on the double doors. Last but not least was a voluminous sleeveless mink coat, an accessory that would’ve looked as appropriate at a red carpet premiere or adorning the shoulders of some warrior queen as she strode onto the battlefield.
Paying no attention to the fans or her security detail, Suguitan ascended the ring steps. She slipped through the ropes to claim the center of the ring and called the official over to remove her fur.
Tossing the sunglasses to a FAWN flunky without a second thought, Alexis posted up in the center of the squared circle and spread her arms wide, both as a challenge to the brunette in the far corner and an invitation to the referee. On any other evening she would’ve spared him the briefest of glances. Tonight her dark eyes remained locked on Zahn as she said, “Proceed.” Craig Long did as ordered, even more careful with the mink than usual in order to make sure Alexis’s wrath remained confined to Lyssa and didn’t drift in his direction.
Imagine his surprise then when Alexis whipped around and snatched the coat from his unsuspecting hands! The ref raced through hundreds of possible defenses in the blink of an eye but none of them actually mattered because the head of $uguitan INC turned away and hurled the extravagant accessory straight at her opponent! Now, a mink coat does not make for the most aerodynamic of projectiles and Zahn certainly could’ve dodged or even swatted it out of the air if she’d taken an extra heartbeat to weigh her options. But she did not. In truth she raised her hands to catch the thrown garment without actually thinking about it, exactly as the white-clad battler had hoped.
Racing along a step or so behind her coat, Suguitan leaned forward, pushed off her plant foot and buried a Spear in Lyssa’s navel that would’ve folded her in half if she hadn’t immediately BWUUUUNGED against the turnbuckles. Certain she didn’t have much time before the ref interjected with his bullshyt, the Penthouse Panther grabbed the second rope in both hands, reared back as far she could and then drove forward. The Shoulderblock didn’t impress on the same level as the Spear, yet it still put Zahn’s butt against the middle buckle so Suguitan THWHUMPED her three more times in the course of as many seconds. Snatching the jacket off her back when she straightened up, Alexis almost tossed it aside, then thought better of it. “Go ahead f*cker, try to take this viral.” the white-clad exotique sneered when she pressed a swatch of the coat against Lyssa’s face and started throttling her with it! “Better yet, just stand there and scream, I know a perfect way to make you--”
Suguitan would’ve said ‘famous’ if Craig hadn’t wrapped an arm around her waist and dragged her away, much to the displeasure of the crowd and Alexis herself. “Let go! Let me go, you asshole! I owe that bytch a--”
“Calm down or I’ll disqualify you right now.” the zebra promised. “I mean it, Alexis. I don’t appreciate being used as a prop so you can jump someone.”
Alexis bared her teeth, but something in the zebra’s demeanor suggested silence was the only answer, so she raised her hands and-- “NNNNNNGGGHHH!”
Lyssa appeared out of nowhere, striking over Long’s shoulder with an overhand swing that met the side of Alexis’s head with a sickening CRAAACK! “DAMN!” Zahn exclaimed as Suguitan crumpled to all fours like she’d been poleaxed. “Thank god for the good people at Otter Box! Otherwise I might need a new phone right now.” Sliding the weapon back into the elasticized band on her right arm, she looked down at Alexis and added, “What about you, dumbshyt? Should I start a Go Fund Me to repair that dent in your--”
In no mood for crap from either of his charges, Craig hauled Zahn away and earned a hearty round of applause when he got all up in her business. “Your phone, Lyssa. Hand it over.”
Zahn scoffed. “Hell no. All the Otter Boxes in the world couldn’t save this thing from the Cheeto dust on your HEY!”
Long plucked the device off her arm and jammed it in his back pocket before the Social Media Superstar could react. “You get it back when the match is over.” he promised. “Or I can throw this whole shytshow out before the bell ever sounds. You’ll have your phone back and you can go complain to all your followers about how I cost you a pay-per-view bonus all because I wasn’t cool with you denting Alexis’s goddamned skull.”
Lyssa regarded him shrewdly. The black-clad battler absolutely did not approve of anyone touching her phone, let alone having it in their possession. And yet she was loathe to give up a pay-per-view bonus and even less inclined to abandon a chance to kick Suguitan’s pampered ass. “I get it back the SECOND the match is over, you hear me?” she asked. “Because if I don’t, the whole world’s going to find out you’ve been working on an epic My Little Ponies / Transformers crossover.” Craig’s jaw dropped so Lyssa was nice enough to close it with her index finger. “Just ring the bell, dork.”
He turned to signal the Timekeeper and that was all the invitation Zahn needed to rush the stunned brunette. The CLANG of the bell was punctuated by a heavy THWHUMP as Lyssa punted her opponent flush in the ribs. Curling into a ball even as she tumbled over onto her back, Suguitan went right on rolling and might’ve made it to the outside if Zahn hadn’t caught up with her a few steps shy of freedom. “Running to the floor?” the TweetStormtrooper scolded as she hauled the Filipino Phenom to her knees. “No, no, no, you can’t do that now that you’re a card carrying member of the good girls club! All you good girls gotta stay right here in the center of the ring while I beat your ass and stack up followers doin’ it!”
Alexis didn’t buy that horseshyt in the slightest and she explained as much by pounding a few punches into the other brunette’s belly. Unfortunately the blows to her head and ribs had robbed the Destroyer-class catfighter of her usual power and so Lyssa shrugged off the resistance with little more than a smirk. Putting a stop to it with a quick Kneelift between the eyes, Zahn pulled Alexis to her feet, then dipped a shoulder and hoisted the other brunette across her shoulders for a Fireman’s Carry. “TAG ME IN ALL THESE PICTURES!” Lyssa demanded of the FAWNatics as she turned in a circle. “I WANT A WHOLE FREAKIN’ GALLERY BY THE TIME I’M DONE KICKING HER ASS!”
That got lots of boos, but no reduction in the number of flashes pointed at the ring, Zahn noted with a smile. Delighted to keep the interwebs focused on her and the punishment she doled out, the Insta-Gator ‘hupped’ Alexis into place across her chest and simultaneously fell forward and down to crush the Penthouse Panther against the deck courtesy of a unique Power Slam.
FIREMAN'S CARRY POWER SLAM:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_NeguiWJgw
The impact of it left Suguitan starfished in the middle of the squared circle, but Zahn didn’t even contemplate a cover. Instead she got up, spun around and bounced off the ropes to her victim’s left. Alexis heard the clatter of returning boots, the sudden creeeeaaak as Lyssa went airborne and then THWHUMP! Zahn crashed down ass on chest with a sideways Butt Bomb that kicked the Filipino’s legs off the mat. Lyssa swatted them down, stood up and peeled off a quarter turn, all the better to hit the strands by Suguitan’s first.
Second verse, same as the first, maybe a bit heavier since the angle of attack was better. Seated on Alexis’s heaving chest, Lyssa was sorely tempted to slide forward for another round of Smother the Panther, but she held off in favor of completing the set. The third Butt Bomb raised a serious jeer from the crowd, Alexis’s growing fan base rightly concerned over their heroine absorbing so much glute so early in the proceedings. The fourth and Final Zahn Bomb didn’t do much to change their mind, though it was better received mostly because the Black Hat slid back from the landing site to plant her tush snug atop the Ferocious Filipino’s butt-shocked features.
“Home again, home again, right ‘Lexie?” Lyssa taunted as she placed two splay-fingered hands against Suguitan’s belly and pressed down for the…
ONE…
TWO…
The unique four-bagger had Zahn nestled comfortably atop her Filipino throne. The muffled protests of the flustered Phenom barely audible as her palms pressed against Zahn’s hips, trying to raise Lyssa’s backside enough to sneak her head sideways and suck in some oxygen instead of the humid undercarriage of the TweetStormtrooper, and simultaneously get a shoulder off the canvas.
Alexis gathered the strength to save herself, managing to shove a blade off the mat at two and a half. She rolled to her side, then bucking her fellow brunette enough to turn to her chest, only to have Lyssa RAM her ass back down, THUMPING her taut gluteus into the back of Suguitan’s skull and smushing Alexis’s flawless features into the deck.
Lyssa gathered up both the former Associate’s arms in Underhooks and leaned back, drawing Lexy’s captured limbs with her, Lyssa apparently attempting to rip her foe’s arms out of their sockets. Suguitan yelped into the mat in pain and frustration, the condescending Zahn racking up a healthy amount of riding time.
“Ya know,” Lyssa chirped, “I hear Christian has her eye on me for a title shot after this win. So thanks for giving me all the ammunition I need.”
Lyssa dropped into a bridge, pulling on the Underhooks to a brutal degree, Alexis howling without reservation. A worried Craig asked if Suguitan wanted to surrender and Lexy gave a shake of her head, though her welling eyes told another story.
Without many escape routes available, the tenacious Penthouse Panther managed to roll to her right and, though Lyssa maintained control of her foe’s limbs, it’s her shoulders pressed to the canvas under the upturned and wincing Alexis.
Craig slapped the mat for…
ONE…
TWO…
And Lyssa was forced to release, sending Alexis spilling off in one direction while the Social Media Superstar headed in the other and quickly pushed to her feet. Watching Alexis rise to hand and knees, Zahn raced to keep her advantage. Coming in from Suguitan’s six, the Snapped Chatter delivers a stomp to Filipino tailbone, flattening Alexis to her chest.
Lyssa quickly collected each of her foe’s wrists and tugged the Panther’s head and torso off the deck. Zahn placed her right boot sole at the back of Suguitan’s skull.
“Time for you to log off, sweetheart,” Lyssa purred.
Alexis, unable to help herself, squeaked out a mousy ‘no’ as the YouTube sensation Curbstomped Lexy’s face into the deck in brutal fashion, the former Associate’s head bouncing off the canvas. Lyssa snatched a handful of ebony locks and held Alexis’s head up like she’s a big game trophy, the dark eyes of her foe glazed. She turned to the FAWNatics.
“You think that tag win was a fluke now?” she shouted.
They may not, but they certainly don’t care for the Social Media Superstar flouting her Swelter success and now her Red, White and Bruising dominance thus far.
Lyssa shoved Alexis’s noggin back to the canvas, Suguitan remaining facedown and motionless after the emphatic impact.
Zahn dropped to a knee next to Suguitan and shoveled the Destroyer-class ragdoll to her back, Lyssa moving her dipped knee from canvas to chest and raising her arms high and wide for the…
ONE…
TWO…
Alexis shoved Zahn’s arrogant pin attempt off and rolled to her side, cursing softly. She pivoted the rest of the way to her chest and slithered toward the ropes under the watchful eye of Lyssa.
“You know how many of these people are putting your pathetic display online at this moment? You’re going to be the next Noemie Devereaux by the time I’m done.”
Alexis reached the cables and used them to pull to her knees, facing out into the sympathetic crowd. But almost instantly, Lyssa continued her rampage, leaning a shin into the Penthouse Panther’s neck, forcing he throat down across the middle cable.
As Alexis’s face grew rosier and she flailed wildly, Craig started his count, Lyssa removing her folded stem at four, and backpedaling to the opposite side of the ring, feigning innocence. She placed Alexis in the middle of a frame made up of her thumbs and forefingers and sprinted toward the sagging Suguitan.
Lyssa launched with her right leg leading the way to slam against Alexis’s back, but the crafty exotique shifted on cue to the left and Zahn found nothing to stop her right stem from sailing through the strands until her inner thigh THUMPS into cable. It’s hardly as bad as ending up riding the top rope, but it’s enough for Lyssa to pull free and shake out her leg until a slight limp was removed from her gait.
Scowl firmly in place, the Social Media Superstar turned to find a gobsmacked Alexis leaning heavily and limply into a neutral corner. Not one to waste time that could be put to good use in beating a foe senseless, the TweetStormtrooper sprinted at her flaccid foe, ready to successfully flatten the Filipino Phenom in an Avalanche Splash. But as the dark-haired grappler closed, and just before she could launch, Alexis kicked out her long lithe legs and JAMMED her heels into the chest of the charging Zahn. Lyssa staggered away in a 180, catching herself center stage.
Her Millennial pride bruised, Zahn turned back to Alexis and charged again, determined to break through the Panther’s defenses. This time Alexis’s long, copper-skinned stems rose but don’t act as a battering ram. Instead, she wrapped the limbs around Lyssa’s neck. Zahn grabbed hold on either side, frantically trying to pry herself loose.
Finally finding a modicum of control, Alexis ‘walked’ her hands down the top rope out of the corner a few feet then threw her supple, sinewy frame away from the cables taking Lyssa over in a modified Hurricanrana, the Social Media Superstar landing HARD on her tailbone.
Zahn winced, dark eyes half-lidded, hands massaging her backside. Alexis was already up and streaming toward the ropes in front of her foe. She threw her body into the rubber-coated steel and rebounded into a sprint. Leaping forward, her knees leading the way, the Panther rode Lyssa’s chest and shoulders to the canvas, Alexis’s bony joints DRIVING deep into the bosom of her rival when the YouTuber’s shoulderblades flattened against the canvas.
Already in something akin to a Schoolgirl Press above a grimacing, gyrating Lyssa, Alexis leaned forward, intent on keep her foe down for the…
BASEMENT METEORA:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTiCPED1DQM
ONE…
TWO…
No stranger to catty tactics, Zahn curled her hands around the other brunette’s waistband and raised it by a good six inches to force Alexis out of the cover with a full second to spare. “Oh, you’re going to regret that, bytch.” Suguitan murmured as she quickly undid the wedgie, much to the chagrin of one side of the arena. Lyssa didn’t answer, the low flying Meteora had left her short of breath and she was still fighting to get it back as she rose to all fours. Alexis didn’t much appreciate the silence so she got Zahn’s attention with a big overhand SMACK to the back of the head and followed it with a crisp Backhand across the cheek when the Insta-Gator reared up in response.
Quick to capitalize on the ‘how dare you’ shock in Lyssa’s dark eyes, Suguitan reeled her into a Front Facelock and hauled her to boot-leather. A Kneelift to the tummy kept Zahn from considering a follow-up wedgie while also providing the Penthouse Panther plenty of time to toss the other brunette’s near arm across her shoulders. “Think you need a lesson in working a girl’s trunks, cupcake.” Alexis chided as she helped herself to Zahn’s waistband. “Lesson one, never let go unless they MAKE you let go. For example…”
The CEO of $uguitan Worldwide treated Lyssa to a tug that bared half of the terrible tyro’s vaunted backside to the FAWN arena and a whole lotta viewers at home. More important from a strategic standpoint, it powered the lift that hoisted Zahn all the way to high noon. Lyssa groaned and kicked her feet, a futile bit of resistance that made Suguitan smile and tug on the wedgie a little harder. The Ferocious Filipino was tempted to keep her burden suspended for a full ten count, but she was also eager to pay back the slights she’d endured so after a good five seconds she rose onto her tiptoes and simply slung Zahn into a brutal freefall drop that THWHAMMED her down flat on her face, chest and belly.
GOURDBUSTER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2E9GxNMdCE
Alexis was already thinking about a Splash to follow up the Gourdbuster, but Lyssa put a stop to that by rising to her knees instead of tumbling to her back. Noting that the Black Hat was already starting to rise, Suguitan backed up, bounced into the ropes and returned on the run just as Zahn regained her feet. Throwing herself into a forward roll as she approached her target, Alexis lashed out with her right foot and THWHACKED her heel into the center of the other woman’s forehead.
KOPPU KICK:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGxwYFm-tKo
The Koppu Kick knocked Zahn flat, an arrangement that would’ve offered her an excellent view of the overhead lights if Suguitan hadn’t hooked her by the shoulder-straps and peeled her off the canvas. “Think your Splash game is just as weak as your wedgies.” the white-clad lovely smirked after securing a quick Wristlock. “Don’t worry, I can show you how it’s done.”
Lyssa Zahn damn sure didn’t need any tips on posterizing a chump like Alexis Suguitan and she would’ve said so if the lass in question hadn’t stepped back and sent her hurtling across the squared circle on a sharp diagonal. Already knowing she wouldn’t be able to slow down in time, the TweetStormtrooper grit her teeth and whipped around a heartbeat before impact. The BWUUUUNG of back on buckles was immediately swallowed by the heavy THWHACK of tummy on tits, as Suguitan left her feet in a short, high hop that positively buried her adversary in the corner.
Disgusted by the proximity of this spray-tanned Portia clone, Lyssa got her hands against Alexis’s shoulders and pushed, only to eat a Kneelift between the thighs as retaliation. “CHEAP BYTCH!” Zahn shouted as the Low Blow forced her up on tiptoe.
Alexis only smirked and wriggled her knee against Lyssa’s vulnerable undercarriage. “No baby, cheap is using a cowbell to knock me out when I was about to finish you off. What I’m doing right now?” she leeeaaaaaaned in and bounced her knee several more times. “That’s just dirty. And so is this.”
Prizing her prey out of the corner, the Filipino Phenom slung one arm over Zahn’s shoulder and slipped another between her legs. Then she clapped down on a handful of butt cheek, scooped Lyssa up on one shoulder and stuffed her back against the buckles! Both Lyssa and the FAWNatics knew what was coming but they responded in very different ways, especially after Alexis snugged her opponent’s shins in under the top turnbuckle.
“I’M IN THE ROPES, LONG!” Zahn roared the instant Suguitan backed off to admire her handiwork. “GET ME DOWN FROM HERE OR I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL TORCH YOU ON RATE-A-OOOOFFFFFFHHHHH!”
Alexis drilled a Toe Kick into Lyssa’s gut to put a stop to the tirade. “You don’t mind, do you?”
The ref snorted. “Not particularly. But I’m not going to give you extra time either.”
“I wouldn’t dream of asking for favors, but if you DID want to count slow, I’d make sure to leave a glowing review on Rate-A-Ref.”
“Goddamned App’s going to be the death of me.” he muttered. “Get to work, Alexis.”
Suguitan did just that, dropping to a seat in front of her inverted opposition. Burying her hands in Zahn’s hair, she held the Black Hat steady as she spread her legs in a ‘V’ and slid forward to ‘smeck’ her thighs closed. Ankles crossed for maximum squeeze, Alexis pushed up on her hands and just poured pressure into the unorthodox Headscissors.
Well aware that their position would end the hold sooner than later, Lyssa forced herself to remain silent, no easy feet with the catfighter’s crotch grinding against her mouth and nose. She succeeded until Long started his count, that’s when Alexis hunched forward, grabbed hold of Zahn’s rack and dug in for all she was worth. “Oh yeah, that’s what I wanted.” Suguitan purred as the brunette’s wails reverberated against her smothering nethers. “Just be glad this isn’t the penthouse or I’d REALLY make you scream.”
A final tweak coincided with ‘FOUR!’, so Suguitan broke away from the Scissors without freeing Zahn from the Tree of Woe. Quick to his duties even with those charges that threatened to tank his Rate-A-Ref profile, Craig sent to pull Lyssa down only for Alexis to interject. “Don’t sully your hands with this piece of garbage, Mr. Long. I’ll cut the tree down for you.”
Huffing and sputtering, the Social Media Superstar tried to protest but she was dizzy and Suguitan wasn’t to be denied. Shortly thereafter Zahn was upright once more, albeit slumped on the top rope looking out at the audience. “Now, let’s get your obnoxious troll ass down from there, shall we?” Alexis turned around, reached up and grabbed Zahn by the biceps. Forcing her foe’s arms up and out in a drooping ‘T’ shape, Suguitan hoisted her up as high as she could, then took three big steps toward the center of the ring.
Eager to be anywhere else a moment prior, Zahn suddenly found herself longing for the solidarity of the ring-post as Suguitan suspended her in a sky-high Crucifix. Bearing the other wrestler’s weight with style and aplomb, Suguitan turned to each side of the arena, making sure everyone got several good angles before things went very, very bad. Feet flat against the mat, Alexis dipped down and tossed the Black Hat out and forward, catching her around the waist a heartbeat later. In the same breath she kicked her legs forward and sat out full force, adding her own momentum to an already hellacious decent that THAWHAMMED Zahn spine-first against the thinly-sheathed plywood. Throwing her legs over Lyssa’s biceps to keep her from bouncing away, Alexis leaned into her foe’s upturned haunches and nodded along with the…
CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcyVm1XhtsA
ONE…
TWO…
THRENOOOO!
The Vine Vixen slammed her thighs against Suguitan’s ears, then twisted over onto her stomach to break the count with barely a heartbeat to spare.
Alexis writhed on the canvas, palms to her aching ears, cursing under and over her breath. She rose to her haunches, staring at the Black Hat with evil intent. Zahn was still on her back, though her boots pushed against the canvas as she tried to create some sort of locomotion, even if it’s sliding along the canvas.
Having worked hard to turn the tide, the CEO of $uguitan, Inc, left her ears to ring and hopped to her feet. It took but a couple of the catfighter’s long strides to catch the retreating retweeter and Alexis landed a stomp to the brunette’s solar plexus.
Lyssa grunted, her frame folding around the impact, dark eyes bulging. The Penthouse Panther was far from done, following with a stomp to the cleft of Zahn’s bosom then moving her foot up to the face of the Social Media Superstar, providing Lyssa with a facewash, scrubbing at the flawless features of the TweetStormtrooper.
Zahn wrapped her palms around Suguitan’s ankle and had enough to shove Alexis’s foot away. Lyssa tumbled in the opposite direction and rolled under the bottom rope for a little downtime, dropping to the floor and leaning heavily against the steel barricade behind her.
Confident the Destroyer-class grappler wasn’t going to risk a flight through the ropes, Lyssa grabbed an i-phone out of the hands of a front row denizen and tossed it as far back into the crowd as she could.
“Consider that message sent!” she shouted at the stunned FAWNatic.
Another very different message was sent quickly behind, as a charging Alexis did indeed dive between the ropes, and SLAMMED headlong into her foe, driving Lyssa’s ribs into the steel rod at the top of the barrier. Managing to land on her feet next to the bent Snapchatter, the Filipino Phenom lifted a knee and rammed it into the open set of ribs pointed toward her, getting the desired result as Lyssa crumpled to her knees, hugging both sides tight.
“Everyone getting this?” Alexis asked.
She needn’t have bothered as several people within earshot seemed to be streaming live despite FAWN’s explicit policy against such action. Zahn was apparently a bad example for the felonious FAWNatics.
Grabbing Lyssa by the scruff of the neck and a wrist, Suguitan pulled the YouTube sensation to her feet and prepared to heave the brunette toward the apron’s edge. Zahn had other ideas, planting and reversing the toss. Instead, the base of Alexis’s spinal column THUMPED into the unforgiving edge, dissecting a couple vertebrae, Suguitan’s face etched in agony as her back arched.
Lyssa added a boot to the abdomen, perilously close to being TOO low, that doubled over the Panther. Zahn rolled in under the bottom rope to break the count, but was back out in an instant. She grabbed Suguitan’s dipped head in a Front Facelock and backpedaled toward the nearby steel ring steps where she viciously DDT’ed the Filipino’s skull into the unforgiving metal of the middle step. It’s an abbreviated drop, but a supercharged stop and Alexis flopped to the floor, seemingly out cold.
A delighted Zahn checked under the apron next to her and pulled out a selfie stick with phone already attached. She held the device high and hovered over the splayed Suguitan, showing her demolished foe off courtesy Facebook Live.
“You can see here,” Lyssa motioned to the twitching Panther, “what happens when I want to hurt a bytch.”
Zahn propped a woozy Alexis into a seated position and brought the camera in close. She cupped Alexis’s chin between a thumb and forefinger and ‘fishfaced’ the Asian beauty, forcing the smoky glazed peepers of Suguitan front and center.
“Getting rid of a has-been Gen Xer doesn’t mean shyt, Lexy,” Lyssa narrated. “You’re in with an All-World Millennial now.”
The Social Media Superstar tossed her stick aside and threw Suguitan back in under the ropes, joining her just before a count-out. She pushed to her feet and waited for a wasted, weary Alexis to join her. Zahn turned to the crowd as she waited.
“Time to put another brick in the Wall of Shame!”
The crowd tried to drown the Insta-Gator with a roaring round of jeers and Zahn devoured the attention before reclaiming the head of the half-risen Alexis. Tugging her close, Lyssa wrapped one arm over a shoulder of her foe and used the other to start to scoop the Penthouse Panther off her feet, those in the know instantly seeing the end of Suguitan with an Insta-Slam.
Apparently, there’s enough sense rattling around in the former Associate’s braincase she realized it as well and, when Zahn popped Alexis off her feet, Suguitan was able to drop down Lyssa’s back.
Alexis’s arms wrapped tight around the Black Hat’s midriff and she launched Zahn up and over, but the TweetStormtrooper put a little extra ‘oomph’ in the back-flip and managed to land on her feet. Lyssa backpedaled into the ropes behind her and flew out on the rebound.
A turning Alexis had only the time to pivot and scoop for a Sidewalk Slam on the Social Media Superstar. But again Lyssa used her momentum to great effect, spinning out of trouble and rotating around the leggy exotique until she could corral a Front Facelock and absolutely SPIKE Alexis’s skull into the canvas with a Tilt-a-Whirl DDT.
TILT-A-WHIRL DDT:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zigIfNnwtJk
Suguitan somersaulted over from the impact on the crown of her cranium and she spread into a lifeless starfish, all four limbs splayed wide. Lyssa crawled cat-like to a sensual full body pin, no doubt playing up the demolished catfighter’s background as she settled into a domineering…
ONE…
TWO…
THRNOOO!
The Filipino Phenom shoved a shoulder up at something past two and a half.
Zahn leapt to her feet, instantly turning to Long and glaring deep dark lasers at the striped-shirt.
“I can make you famous too, but you won’t like it,” Lyssa threatened.
Long gulped hard but shoved two fingers up, insisting Alexis saved herself.
Turning her attention back to the grounded Suguitan, a furious Zahn plucked the Penthouse Panther’s left ankle off the canvas and dropped to the mat atop the limb, bending and Scissoring the trapped stem.
Even in her ragged state, the Penthouse Panther could feel Lyssa reaching to knot up her opposite leg and move toward the inevitable Profile Pic.
But before Lyssa could get everything secure, a frantic and frankly fearful Suguitan scratched and clawed her way to the ropes in front of her, grasping the cable tightly and calling urgently for the break.
A disgusted Lyssa unknotted what she’s managed to tie but provided a ‘going away’ present, lifting the left leg high and SLAMMING Alexis’s knee into the deck with a nasty BANG against the canvas.
Burying her face in the crook of one elbow to stifle a sob, Suguitan hooked her other arm over the second strand and used it to make it to her knees. “Savage bytch.” she rasped under her breath. “You’re gonna learn what happens to trash that messes with ERRRRGHHHHH! HEY! LEGGO OF MY HAIR YOU TWANNNNNGGGHHH!”
Never one to rest on her laurels (or obey an official) when there was punishment to mete out, Lyssa Zahn dipped out on the far side of the ring, jogged around the perimeter and hopped up on Alexis’s side of town with the Ferocious Filipino none the wiser. At least until the All World Millennial snatched a double handful of hair and yanked her prey halfway through the top and middle strands. Alexis and Craig were still getting a read on the situation when Lyssa drew back her right knee and stuffed it into her foe‘s navel. Alexis ‘ooooffffhhed’, tried to pull away and got caught by the nape of the neck for her efforts. The Black Hat followed with five more Kneelifts delivered at a machine-gun pace, each successive impact gouging deeper and deeper into Suguitan’s midsection.
KNEECOPLASTY:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdRih1KheTI
“All right, all right, all right!” Zahn complained over the official’s count of ‘FOUR!’ “Shyt, you act like she’s coughing up blood or something.”
“How do I know she’s not, Lyssa?” Craig countered. “You went all in on her just now!”
Lyssa grabbed a handful of hair in one hand and swiped the other across Alexis’s mouth. She showed her palm to the ref. “No blood. If there was, I’d have already streamed it.”
Issue settled, she pushed Alexis back into the squared circle, straightened her up, then slapped the taste out of her mouth courtesy a scathing Bytch Slap. Suguitan stumbled in fencepost holes, one hand pressed to her stinging face which meant that traumatized midsection was quite exposed when Zahn hurled herself through the ropes in a short-range Spear that damn near cut her adversary in half! Lyssa tumbled away from the scene of the crash, then scrambled right back and dropped down in a Crossbody that saw her hook the far leg for…
SLINGSHOT SPEAR:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhSX8bNbYGE
ONE…
TWO…
THRNOOOO!
Alexis kicked out with half a second to spare but that didn’t stop her from reaching for the strands in search of another reprieve. “Oh please, don’t even bother.” the TweetStormtrooper smacked Suguitan’s hand aside, then cupped the other brunette’s noggin and scraped her off the deck. Face to face now, Zahn filled her hands with Alexis’s hair and shook her head back n’ forth, back n’ forth. “The noir nerd can’t save you now, pussy.” Lyssa taunted. “Your ass belongs to meNNNNNGGGHHH!”
Suguitan brought her hands up between Zahn’s forearms, swatted them aside and followed up with a Mongolian Chop to the collarbone in the same motion! Zahn faltered but didn’t back up quite enough, so Alexis Chopped her again, then laid claim to Lyssa’s wrist and whipped her into the opposite corner. Lyssa hit the buckles spine-first, her loud moan of pain better than any starter pistol Alexis could’ve asked for. Bearing down on her prey at a flat run, Suguitan leapt up and drew her arms back, meaning to bury Zahn beneath an avalanche of the fittest body in FA-- Surprise for the FAWNatics and dismay for Suguitan when Lyssa stepped forward and hooked her right arm across the exotique’s chest. Catching hold of opposing waistband with her other hand, Zahn snapped down and back to BWUUUNG Alexis’s skull full force into the second turnbuckle!
REVERSE STO IN CORNER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNedw19cm9M
Legs undone by the powerful blow, Suguitan dribbled out of the corner and rolled away, oblivious to the fact that her midsection was bisected by the shadow of the ring-post. Lyssa got up, thought about going for a cover and ultimately decided to pile on more abuse. Slipping out onto the apron, she climbed to the top rope and flipped the audience off with both hands before using them to create a frame to better capture Suguitan’s helplessness. “Enjoy the poster, bytch.” Zahn taunted. “I’ll make sure to send you an autographed copy.” With that she leapt out into the void, a short, steep arc that brought the full weight of her right thigh THWHUMPING down on Alexis’s throat! The Filipino Phenom’s legs kicked up on impact so Lyssa hooked the closer of the two and pulled it tight so Craig could count the decisive…
GUILLOTINE LEG DROP:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAd-XCKcf2Y
ONE…
TWO…
THRENOOOOOOOO!
Not so much as a twitch from Suguitan, yet the ref pulled away without finishing the job. “What the F*CK, Long?” Zahn snarled. “You know I wasn’t joking about Rate-A-Ref, right?” Craig just pointed to a spot near the ropes, forcing Lyssa to follow along. “Oh for f*ck’s sake.”
Alexis had one hand wrapped around the bottom rope, allowing her to end the count without actually fighting out. “Nice hope spot, kitty.” the Black Hat admitted as she forced the Penthouse Panther to her feet in stages. “Makes it seem like you’re still in this thing. Gonna make it all the more heartbreaking when I put your head through the mat.”
On her feet, albeit barely, Alexis wrapped Lyssa in a weary clinch but couldn’t’ stop Zahn from muscling her back into the corner. From there she was summarily muscled into a seat on the top turnbuckle, where she remained until Zahn climbed to the second rope and reeled her into a Front Facelock. Tossing Suguitan’s near arm across the back of her neck, Lyssa snagged her rival’s togs at the hip, then put her right foot on the bottom rope and pushed off for a Super- Alexis hooked the top rope in a death-grip, thwarting the Superplex for a moment. Lyssa growled, let go her foe’s waistband and pounded three hard punches into her ribs, PIK-PAK-PEK! Then she resumed control over Suguitan’s trunks and spat, “Time’s up, Lexie. Sooner you understand that, the sooner you can AAAAAAARRRRHHHHH BYTCH!”
Alexis gave up her lifeline in favor of another vise-grip, this one centered firmly between the Black Hat’s thighs! Straightening up as best she could with the Panther’s claw digging away, Zahn crooked her free arm into a cudgel and THWACK-THWHACK-THWACKED it against Lyssa’s “GAAAHHHHD DAAAAAAMMMIT!” Suguitan upped the ante with an Inverted Wedgie that buckled Zahn’s knees to the point that she practically collapsed across the Filipino’s shoulders in a Fireman’s Carry.
Breaking the illicit grip as soon as Lyssa was off her feet, Suguitan cinched her right arm around Zahn’s head and looped the left around her opponent’s right leg. “Don’t you dare f*cking give out on me.” Alexis threatened her aching knee as she slowly stood tall. “Not when I’m so UNGH! UNGH! UNGH!” Lyssa drilled a trio of elbows into the side of her skull, putting a dangerous wobble into the world in the process. Suguitan soaked it up and straightened up again, ignoring the buzzing between her ears and the throb in her knee just long enough to--
Oooooohhh’s, then aaaaaaahhh’s from the capacity crowd as Alexis stepped out into the void to deliver her burden from Penthouse to Poorhouse, Alexis swinging Lyssa forward and down to THAWHAM her flat on the back of her head and shoulders! The impact was explosive, far too strong for Suguitan to keep a leg hooked, but that didn’t stop her from crawling after the devastated Black Hat when she tried to roll under the bottom rope. Alexis caught her in the nick of time, the white-clad battler climbing aboard Zahn’s chest for a pin that had the Social Media Superstar’s chin wedged in her glutes. Collecting Lyssa’s legs in a bundle, Suguitan leaaaaaaaned back while Craig counted…
AVALANCHE PENTHOUSE TO POORHOUSE:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJKgQoz5knA
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!
The bell sounded and Craig reached over to help her stand, but Alexis shook him off and slid back several inches, all the better to bury Zahn from nose to chin. “Take a picture of THAT, bytch.” the victorious Panther huffed as she ground out a snug little figure eight to the Announcer’s confirmation.
“Ladies and gentlemen, your winner via pin-fall… ALEXIS SUGUITAN!”
The CEO showed no signs of relinquishing her perch, so Long let her enjoy it for the better part of fifteen seconds before he cleared his throat. “Ummmhh, Alexis? You good? Or you want some alone time?”
Alexis paused, head titled to one side as she thought about it. Eventually she flattened her right hand into a paddle, CRAAAAKED it against the other brunette’s crotch and raaaaaaaaaaaaaked up to just south of her breasts. “I do think we’re done for tonight.” she offered her hand to the ref, who helped her rise to raucous applause from the Red, White & Bruised crowd.
Winking at Craig, she said, “You, raise my hand.” He did, so Suguitan turned her attention to the crumpled Black Hat. “You, take my picture. Wait, what’s that? You’re out of film? Then what good are you?” Nudging Zahn’s cheek with the toe of her boot, Alexis turned her head to one side then stepped down on Lyssa’s mug just hard enough to make sure she, ahem, left her mark.
“One step closer to the World Title.” Alexis murmured over the din of the crowd. “Keep that title shiny, Jacobs. Because there’s a hostile takeover happening at Mania. And that gold is coming with me.”