Post by alyadmirer on Aug 5, 2015 1:34:24 GMT
“The following contest is scheduled for one fall,” the announcer addresses the swelling crowd, “with a thirty minute time limit. Introducing first, at a total combined weight of two hundred and seventy-four pounds… From Roswell, New Mexico, LAURA DIAMOND! AND her partner, from Darlington, South Carolina, MEGGERZ FLETCHER! Together, they are... THE BOOODDDYYY SHHHOOOPPP!!!!!”
MEGGERZ FLETCHER:
LAURA DIAMOND:
The pairing might be new to the FAWN Arena, having so far put in most of their work on the house show circuit, but the music that accompanies it is decidedly old school—namely Steppenwolf’s “Born to be Wild”. But in addition to the music pumping out over the speakers, there’s also the sound of a revving engine—and that sound is decidedly live. A moment later, and its source—a PAIR of Harley Davidson—drive onto the stage, earning a MASSIVE pop from the audience. Of course, it’s not just the bikes that impress them. The well-built blonde and brunette lovelies astride the hogs.
Laura’s silver fightin’ two piece is visible underneath an open black leather jacket and chaps, her eyes hidden behind shades, and is certainly deserving of plenty of praise. Meanwhile, every one of Meggerz Fletcher’impressive curves is tightly hugged by a grease-blotched white tank--that, like Laura’s garb, is partially hidden underneath an open black leather jacket--and black hot plants that would be a challenge for any heel to pull on during a cover. Like her top, there are also two black smudges on her face--one under each eye. Presumably, the red do-rag covering some of her hair had shielded her locks from a similar fate.
[i}"BORN TO BE WILD”[/i]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIfvwwPSHCI
Riding their bikes all the way down to ring, Laura and Meggerz take opposing turns away from the ringsteps, Diamond parking her Harley near the other ringpost and Fletcher closer to the announce station. Slipping off her mount, the young brunette takes off her shades, slipping them into the pocket of her jacket. Then, beaming, Diamond takes a quick lap around the ring, reaching to slap as many hands as she can before bounding up the steel steps. All smiles, Meggerz wastes little time marching in joining her partner, hardly skimping on showing the front row faithful some love, slapping hands, offering the occasional hug and even very briefly posing for a likely Facebook profile pic with one lucky fan. But once her lap is complete, Fletcher headed up the steps and slips through the ropes.
Sliding through the ropes, Laura leaps onto the middle rope, pumping a fist to an appreciative cheer, before jumping down and beginning the process of slipping out of her leathers. No sooner is Fletcher in the ring does she turn toward the opposite corner, jumping up onto the middle buckle and thrusting both arms high overhead to one more, mighty roar. The crowd would have to wait a few more moments to find out if their opposition, but the vast majority of the FAWNatics are still happy to be a part of Fletcher’s--and Diamond’s--pit crew tonight.
“And their opponents," the announcer resumes, “weighing in at a combined total of two hundred and seventy-three pounds, LaKEISHA BATES and KENDRA LaRUE! Together, they are BOOOOOOTTTYYYSSSHHHOOOCCCKKK!!!!!”
LaKEISHA BATES:
KENDRA LaRUE:
Bubba Sparxxx’s ‘Ms. New Booty’ is greeted with a wall of jeers, none of which do a damned thing to stop the Booty Queen of Fort Worth and the Siren from storming through the curtain in all their callipygian glory.
”MS. NEW BOOTY”
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZxJp32NSdA
Bates stands clad in gold bikini bottoms with a thick black edging and matching bandeau top. The letters LK are inscribed across the top in flowing, black-glitter script. Around her waist is a thick black belt--for lack of a better term--that splits into a diamond shape around the front to frame her navel in the center of the shape. Top, belt and bottoms are connected by a pair of heavy black rings -- a third and final ring connected the top to a black choker around her throat. Inscribed across the back of her briefs is 'RUMPSHAKA' in the same flowing black script that graces her bosom. The look is completed with flat black boots and pads, the boots stenciled with LK in gold script.
Beside her, LaRue does things to her fightin’ black bikini that were illegal in most Bible Belt states. While every bit of her is easy on the eyes, she wasn’t part of a team called ’Bootyshock’ for no reason, and so it’s no wonder that most every eye in the place was drawn to her backside where the word ‘Siren’ is scrawled in flowing pink script. Not that you’re paying a damned bit of attention to accessories, but her ensemble is completed by white pads and boots. Reveling in their complete control over these drooling slobs, LaKeisha and Kendra exchange high fives and a little hip check before strutting their way down the aisle.
The former Queen of the Jungle and the former FAWN World and Tag Team champion eventually reach ringside, the Siren ascending the staircase first. Kendra settles into her customary spot, holding the ropes open so LK could pass. “Take your time, Keesh.” she teased. “If we’re gonna turn these biker bimbos into grease stains in two minutes or less, least we can do is give these cretins watching a LITTLE something for their money...”
Bates slooooooowly slips through and took a seat on the rubber-coated steel so Kendra could enter the squared circle as well, torturing the masses with every bit as luxurious and leisurely a motion as her partner had. The ladies of Bootyshock then made their way to the corner, to await final inspections from the official.
The honor of patting down the Nubian Queen on its own is enough to make the referee the envy of many a FAWNatic, but the Siren stokes the fires of the crowd further when she turns to face the corner, leaning forward to rest her forearms atop the top turnbuckle--a motion that can’t help but thrust Kendra’s incomparable backside out for a better view. The ref swallows the sudden softball-sized lump in his throat, utterly transfixed... until LaKeisha clears her throat, spurring him to finish the job.
Checks complete, LaRue slips through the ropes, leaving Bates in the ring to start off the contest. On the opposite side, the ladies of the Body Shop are having a spirited discussion as to which of them should open the match--even without being able to hear what’s being said, it is crystal clear that BOTH women relish the opportunity. But Meggerz is able to impress upon her partner that letting the woman with the greater size and the greater amount of main roster experience to kick things off. Laura Diamond exits the ring, Fletcher windmilling her arms as she prepares to do battle with a FAWN Original and legend...
DING! DING! DING!
“Well, well, well,” Bates mutters as she moves out of her corner, “if it isn’t Bethany’s latest Great White Hope? Sweetheart, do you REALLY think you have it in you to hang with a bad ass bytch like me or Kendra?”
“Well, ‘sweetheart’,” the Darling of Darlington cooed back, venom dripping from her approximation of LaKeisha’s moniker for her, “I think I’m a bad enough bytch to make Ivy Armstrong MY bytch, twice. And I think SHE’S shown, time and time again, that you aren’t good enough to lace up Ivy’s boots, if she wore annNNNNNNGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!”
The Nubian Queen silences her impertinent subject with a blistering slap that puts Fletcher’s head on a swivel. But as she turns her noggin back to face LaKeisha, the rest of Meggerz’s body follows, the powerful blonde SURGING into a lock-up that quickly drives the former FAWN World and Tag champ into the nearest neutral corner. The official calls for a break, but the Greasemonkey isn’t too eager to comply, keeping her weight pressed in against Bates as the ref counts...
“ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!”
Finally, Meggerz takes a step back...
‘THWAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!’
... but NOT before BLASTING LaKeisha’s cheek with a slap of her own! As the Nubian Queen massages her jaw, Fletcher smirks, “That’s just a start. You’re gonna be kissing MY ass before tonight’s over. And honestly, honey? I bet these FAWNatics would tell you that, next to mine and Laura’s, your ass ain’t SH!T!”
The crowd responds to Meggerz’s proclamation with a pronounced “Oh no she di’n’t!” gasp, but that soon gives way to numerous cheers of agreement. LaKeisha’s response is considerably less vocal, the veteran EXPLODING out of the corner and making a beeline for the curvaceous blonde. Fletcher avoids the attempted tie-up, instead swiveling around behind the Nubian Queen and slapping on a waistlock...
... but Bates manages to power out in fairly swift fashion, spinning around to DRILL Fletcher in the juggs with a forearm. A second and a third swiftly follow, knocking the Darling of Darlington back into the ropes. LaKeisha bodies in, taking a wrist and preparing to launch Meggerz with an Irish whip...
... but the Greasemonkey reverses! She follows LaKeisha as far as the center of the ring, and when Bates rebounds off the rubber coated steel, Meggerz extends a long, luscious leg, catching the Nubian Queen underneath the jaw with a big boot that absolutely lives up to its name. As Bates hits the deck, Fletcher moves to her corner, tagging in Laura before returning to the downed FAWN Original. Scraping Bates off the canvas, Fletcher whips her toward the ropes as Diamond comes up alongside...
... and this time, off the rebound, the Body Shop put LaKeisha flat on her back with a wicked double shoulderblock!
Diamond proves quick in getting back to her feet, and quicker in sprinting into the ropes. Shooting off the stands, the Biker Babe launches herself off her feet, dropping her rump directly on top of LaKeisha’s chest. As Bates’ gams fly into the air, LaKeisha’s face framed by Laura’s extended legs and parted thighs, reaches back to hook one as the official slaps off the...
ONE...
Bates kicks out.
Both women scramble back to their feet, Laura reaches hers first and assisting LaKeisha the rest of the way with a handful of hair. Snatching a wrist, she starts to whip the Nubian Queen toward the ropes, only for Bates to reverse it. The ebony goddess lowers her head, preparing to launch Diamond toward the skies with a backdrop--but ironically, it’s the FAWN Original who makes the rookie mistake, tipping her hand by ducking down a shade TOO quickly. Laura answers by wrapping an arm around Bates’ head and kicking her legs into the air, falling back to SPIKE the Nubian Queen’s skull with a running DDT.
{i}RUNNING DDT[/i}
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGzXTXeo048
Again, Laura goes for the cover...
ONE...
TWO...
THNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Bates kicks out.
Across the ring, Meggerz calls for a tag. Laura nods, stooping down to pull LaKeisha up... but as the Nubian Queen begins to rise, her hand shoots forward, bared nails RAAAAAKING across Diamond’s eyes! Laura releases her grip on Bates just like that, both hands flying to her face as she squeals in anguish.
“LAURA,” Meggerz shouts again, “TAG!!!!”
The Biker Babe might not be able to SEE her partner, but Fletcher’s voice CAN serve as a beacon. And the brunette manages an initial step in the right direction. But her escape is prevented when LaKeisha snatches a double handful of hair. As she yanks back on Laura’s mane, the Nubian Queen swivels her hips, using her grip of Diamond’s locks to deliver a trio of powerful hip smashes to the brunette’s face. Following of third of the blasts, Bates SHOVES Diamond’s head under her left arm and grabs a handful of silver trunks. With a pop of her hips, LaKeisha powers the Biker Babe off her feet, before dropping and DRILLING Diamond’s cranium into the mat with a spinning brainbuster.
SPINNING BRAINBUSTER
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8xJWlUqAwI
The rightful order of things returned to the proceedings, the Nubian Queen saunters toward her corner, Kendra waiting with an outstretched hand. Tag made, the Siren enters the contest for the first time, and casually sashays her way back to the splattered Diamond. Peeling the brunette off the mat, LaRue spins Laura away from her before nudging her head up and under the Biker Babe’s arm. Wrapping her arms around Diamond’s waist, Kendra muscles the rookie off her feet before bridging back, Diamond once again finding herself dropped on her head--this time courtesy of a homicide backdrop.
HOMICIDE BACKDROP:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKxqYfTg3Dg
The crowd gasps, Laura left sprawled in a face down starfish. Kendra shovels the battered brunette over to her back, and then absolutely teases the crowd by languidly assuming a straddle of Diamond’s gulping belly. But as languid as that motion had been, her next is swift and brutal, both her hands wrapping around Laura’s throat and SQUEEEEEZING with all her might. Almost instantly, the Siren’s knuckles begin to turn white, Laura’s eyes bulging as her legs kick and thrash.
Fletcher threads a leg through the ropes, but the brutality and the BLATANT illegality of LaRue’s assault spur the referee to intercede with unusual swiftness for a FAWN match.
“ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!!!”
Kendra looks up at the official, and without saying a word, practically DARES him to call for the DQ with her eyes. He hesitates... but when his hand starts to rise, the Siren yanks hers away, Laura sucking in a LOUD, rasping wheeze as she’s finally able to breath again. Rising to a standing straddle of the Biker Babe, LaRue stoops to pull her up, the slings a rubber-legged Diamond into the Bootyshock corner. As the brunette’s back strikes the buckles, Kendra turns to jaw with the official, clearly taking exception to not being afforded the customary amount of slack that FAWN traditionally provides...
... LaKeisha, meanwhile, immediately laces the tag rope around Laura’s throat, Diamond’s eyes again popping wide as the Nubian Queen draws it tight.
With Diamond’s hands clawing at the cord and her feet kicking at air, Meggerz SHOOTS through the ropes... but with the blonde in clear view of Kendra, the Siren is able to alert the referee to her entry, ushering him toward intercepting her with a light shove to his back.
Kendra watches with satisfaction as the blonde struggles with the official, but she then turns and SPRINTS toward her corner. Leaving her feet, the Siren turns her hips, DRIVING her vaunted booty into the pit of Laura’s stomach with a full head of steam. It’s a minor miracle that Diamond’s eyes aren’t sent rolling across the canvas from the collision, LaKeisha finally pulling the tag rope away from her throat. In a testament to the Biker Babe’s toughness, her legs somehow stay strong enough to support her as she sags into the buckles.
Kendra and LaKeisha exchange a high five over Diamond’s left shoulder just as the referee manages to get Meggerz out of the ring, the Nubian Queen returning to extract another measure of revenge on the breathless brunette. Clamping down on Laura’s locks, Bates drags a doubled over Biker Babe away from the corner before scooping Diamond up to her chest. LaKeisha then drops to one knee, doing Laura’s lungs no favors by bringing the brunette’s belly down HARD across her posted knee with a stomach breaker.
“Bytch, you better NOT lose your lunch,” LaKeisha tells the retching rookie. “These are new boots!” Using one hand to keep Laura settled across her thigh, the Nubian Queen’s eyes drift toward Diamond’s upturned rump. She then looks up, fixing her gaze on a fuming Meggerz Fletcher. “This?” Bates asks, slipping her other hand into the waistband of Laura’s silver briefs. “This is an ass you say is better than mine?”
LaKeisha pulls Laura’s bottoms down, baring about three-quarters of the Biker Babe’s cheeks.
“You need your eyes examined, cracka!”
Bates begins to swat at Laura’s rear end, the majority of the crowd jeering--but, it has to be said, there are a fair number of cheers and laughter from the stands. Again, Fletcher shoots a leg through the ropes, eager to come to her partner’s aid... but this time, the referee doesn’t need any help in spotting her movement. His extended finger keeps the Greasemonkey in her place--while LaKeisha’s hands keep Diamond in hers, the brunette’s buttocks turning increasingly crimson.
After half a dozen swats, Bates starts to rise, pulling Laura up with a handful of hair. Diamond once again finds herself tossed into the Bootyshock corner, and this time, her legs give out when her back hits the buckles, the Biker Babe dropping to a seat--and letting out a high-pitched squawk when her tanned rump meets the mat. The Nubian Queen strolls in after her, practically salivating as she turns around and thrusts her hips backward, her unblemished hindquarters buffeting Diamond’s features with her signature Rump Sniffer.
Apparently sufficiently chastised by the Siren earlier, the referee hesitates before administering a count...
“ONE!
TWO!
THREE!”
Kendra slaps Bates’ shoulder.
“FOUR!”
The Nubian Queen steps away as LaRue slides back into the ring... and the moment Bates provides her enough room, Kendra fills the void, swiveling and subjecting Laura’s mug to another thorough scrubbing--and by arguably an even more breathtaking bottom than LaKeisha’s! The ref doesn’t hesitate this time before starting his count...
“ONE!
TWO!
THREE!”
LaKeisha swats Kendra’s shoulder.
“FOUR!”
The second verse proves exactly the same as the first: Kendra withdraws, and LaKeisha swoops in almost immediately, Laura barely having time to draw a single breath before her face us buried underneath legendary glutes.
“ONE!” the referee shouts, instantly.
“TWO!
“THREE!”
Kendra tags Bates’ shoulder.
“OH, COME ON!!!” Meggerz wails, nearly ready to pull her hair out.
“FOUR!” the official barks.
The Nubian Queen steps away, creating space for the Siren to move back in and administer her very own Stinkface AGAIN!
“ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!”
LaRue moves away, her hands raised in innocence as she fixes Meggerz with an infuriating smirk. “Happy now?” the Siren asks, before turning back to her greasy faced opponent. Dragging Laura out of the corner, Kendra yanks the brunette up to thoroughly jellied legs, the dips and muscled the brunette up into a fireman’s carry...
... but amazingly, Laura Diamond starts firing elbows!
“YES!” Meggerz bellows, slapping the top turnbuckle. “COME ON, LAURA!”
Either spurred on by her partner’s encouragement or mere desperation, Diamond keeps tossing bombs, a half-dozen elbows finally allowing the Biker Babe to shrug off of Kendra’s shoulders and, even more amazingly, land on her feet behind the Siren. Laura’s legs buckle for JUST a moment, but adrenaline quickly turns them to steel--which allows Diamond to raise her arm and surge forward, DRILLING Kendra across the back of the neck with an enzu clothesline!
ENZU CLOTHESLINE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOUUAamk8z0
Both women are left splattered, face down, Diamond’s ass cheeks still left mostly bared from earlier--until Laura’s hands weakly move to pull them back up. “LAURA!” Meggerz screams, stomping the apron. “YOU GOTTA GET OVER HERE AND TAG ME!!!”
Diamond manages a weary nod as she pushes up to all fours. But just as the brunette begins to crawl, a pair of hands snatch her ankles. “Not... so fast, bytch...” Kendra snarls, climbing to her feet and stepping over Laura’s legs. The Siren then drops back to her knees, straddling the Biker Babe’s back--with Diamond’s boots now stuffed in LaRue’s armpits. Kendra then slaps on a chinlock, apparently taking a page out of AJ Swann’s book... but the Siren goes the Hardcore Heartbreaker one better, by powering her way up into a crouch, and swinging the trapped Laura underneath her--and above the canvas.
LEG-TRAPPED CAMEL CLUTCH:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxb1oH7o7Fo
“GIVE IT UP, BYTCH!!!!” the Siren snarls, apparently done with playing with the rookie. But Diamond shakes her head--well, as much as she can trapped in the chinlock.
“HANG IN THERE, LAURA!!!!” Meggerz shouts, continuing to rally the crowd with a stomping boot and a swatting hand.
“REALLY BAD CHOICE OF WORDS, MORON!!!” LaRue snaps in the blonde’s direction, then releases her hold--sending the Biker Babe crashing to her chest and stomach. The Siren saunters back into Bootyshock territory, slapping LaKeisha’s outstretched hand. The Nubian Queen strolls over to her prey, Laura still offering a bit of a wince as she rolls her way up to a seated position, apparently STILL feeling the aftereffects of Bates’ spanking...
... which LaKeisha is MORE than willing to exacerbate.
Reaching underneath Diamond’s arms, Bates first lifts Laura back to her feet, then secures a full nelson. The ebony goddess then uses that full nelson to muscle the Biker Babe into the air, before LaKeisha sits out, Laura thusly dropped HARD on her still-aching tush.
SITOUT ATOMIC DROP
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPgtDtMm62Y
Upon landing, LaKeisha KEEPS the full nelson secured, while her legs snake around Laura’s waist. Once the bodyscissors are applied, she rocks back, Diamond aware enough of what’s coming to shake her head--to no avail. Bates lifts the brunette off the mat, only to drive her ass down again with the first of what promise to be a plethora of keister bounces. “This is gonna be somethin’, ain’t it?” the Nubian Queen asked during a brief pause between the third and fourth repetition. “Big, bad biker babe’s gonna be cryin’ and tappin’ ‘cause her booty can’t handle bein’ tapped no more!”
By the seventh bounce, Laura is INDEED crying... but her submission remains withheld. So, after a full ten bounces, the Nubian Queen breaks her scissors and the nelson, rolling away to return to the Bootyshock corner. Tagged back in, Kendra LaRue peels Laura Diamond off the mat, before stooping and thrusting her head between the brunette’s trembling thighs. When the Siren straightens back to her full height, Laura finds herself hanging down the former Queen of the Jungle’s back. LaRue then charges about three strides across the ring before sending Diamond spilling to her back--and dropping “Dat Ass” across Laura’s bosom with her Siren Bomb.
SIREN BOMB @1:35
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAvREo5QIH8
Casually, certainly arrogantly, Kendra drapes herself across Laura’s chest, failing to worry with a hook of the leg...
ONE...
TWO...
THRENOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Meggerz makes the save, driving a boot between LaRue’s shoulderblades.
As the ref guides the Greasemonkey back to her corner, a grimacing Kendra drags the Biker Babe up with a helping of raven locks. Dipping to thread an arm through Laura’s thighs, the Siren hoists Diamond back into a fireman’s carry...
... and, just like before, Laura starts firing elbows! This time, it only takes four to allow the brunette to slip out the back door. But Diamond doesn’t stay on her feet long, leaping onto Kendra’s back and snaking an arm around the Siren’s neck, applying a piggyback sleeper!
“Oh, HELL no! Not on MY watch!” LaKeisha snarls from her corner, but her entry into the ring proves unnecessary when LaRue throws it into reverse, backpedalling into the nearest corner and CRUSHING Laura between her frame and the buckles. Kendra staggers away... but before she can clear the corner, Diamond uses the top rope to lift herself into the air, slamming both boots into the back of the Siren’s skull! With Kendra’s bell rung, Laura makes it to the middle turnbuckle, and when LaRue turns, the Biker Babe catches her with a diving shoulderblock!
The crowd is energized--but Diamond is motionless, even as Kendra works her way back up to her hands and knees. Only once the Siren starts scampering toward her corner does Laura begin to stir. “LAURA!!!!!” Meggerz pleads, waving the woozy brunette toward her, but she’s barely halfway to salvation when LaRue makes the tag.
And then...
Apparently, the strike of palm on palm sometimes sounds like a starter pistol. Because that sound spurs the Biker Babe to start crawling at a speed that, an instant before, seemed beyond her remaining resources. LaKeisha races to prevent the tag, but Diamond dives to make it before she can! Bursting through the ropes, Fletcher receives an initial forearm shiver from the Nubian Queen, but she responds with a rapid fire trio of her own to knock Bates into retreat. LaKeisha almost looks ready to topple over, but the curvy blonde claims her wrist before she can, reeling her into a MASSIVE shortarm clothesline!
Fletcher starts to pull the Nubian Queen back up, but before she can, Kendra catches the Greasemonkey with a blindside forearm to the back of the head that sends her stumbling into the near corner. The referee tells the Siren to depart, but she ignores him, following Meggerz and bodying in against her. Setting her feet, LaRue attempts to whip the blonde across the ring...
... but Meggerz reverses!
Kendra’s back hits the buckles HARD, sending the Siren crashing to her well-upholstered tush. Fletcher doesn’t waste any time sprinting toward her, launching herself and BLASTING Kendra’s chest with her Arrow Push diving crossbody.
ARROW PUSH:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9kfnhZo8Rg
Snatching a handful of LaRue’s locks, Meggerz yanks the former Queen of the Jungle back to her feet, then shuffles the Siren onto her shoulders. Unlike Kendra, Fletcher doesn’t have much trouble either securing LaRue in the fireman’s carry or in keeping her there--not even when the Greasemonkey begins to rotate. As Kendra finds herself the victim of a Spin Out, a woozy Nubian Queen begins to struggle back to her feet...
... when KENDRA’S boots catch Bates in the side of the head! LaKeisha is knocked for a loop--but, more importantly, she knocked into a drunken stumble toward Laura Diamond, who catches her in a tight embrace. Muscling the ebony goddess off her feet, the Biker Babe drops to one knee, splitting LaKeisha’s wickets with an inverted atomic drop. Bates’ jaw drops in a silent scream, but her troubles aren’t over. Continuing to hug the Nubian Queen’s midsection, Diamond rises and again powers her foe off her feet. This time, Laura swivels and drops to the mat, executing the spinebuster that completed her signature 2-Stroke.
Meanwhile, Meggerz completes about the twelfth revolution of her Spin Out before slinging Kendra from her shoulders. Amazingly, the Siren lands on her feet--but with her equilibrium THOROUGHLY scrambled, all that means is that LaRue staggers in an extremely comical fashion toward the ropes, ultimately spilling THROUGH them and hitting the floor with a dull, damp thud. Across the ring, Laura Diamond throws herself back into the ropes, lifting her legs as she allows the cables to propel her back toward the Nubian Queen, belly ‘THWAAAP’ing against belly with her Road Rash.
ROAD RASH:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6RXUrXV1oI
Climbing to her feet, the Biker Babe’s eyes meet the Greasemonkey’s--and Meggerz gives the brunette a small nod. Needing no further cue, Laura pulls LaKeisha up and, as Fletcher sprints into the ropes, Diamond sends Bates toward her partner with an Irish whip. Both the Nubian Queen and her curvaceous blonde foe are charging at full speed when Fletcher extends her arm, SLAMMING it across LaKeisha’s upper chest and lower throat, the FAWN Original encountering considerable Trouble in Turn 3.
TROUBLE IN TURN 3:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgInH0M_ccw
Meggerz’s Hit the Wall lariat was devastating enough without assistance from a partner. As it happens now, the fading groan from the Nubian Queen as she hits the mat tells the blonde that the former World and Tag champ has truly checked out. As Fletcher hooks the leg, Laura charges toward the ropes, keeping Kendra from returning with a running boot.
ONE...
TWO...
THREE!!!!!!!!!!
The FAWNatics ERUPT as the bell sounds, Meggerz pushing off the wreckage of the Nubian Queen as the official raises her hand. “Ladies and gentlemen,” the announcer declares, “your winners, via pinfall... the BOOODDDYYY SHHHOOOPPP!!!!!”
Racing back to her partner, Laura leaps into Fletcher’s arms, the triumphant duo embracing mid-ring. While Fletcher had scored victories here, this was a first for the Biker Babe, and it shows in the tears rolling down her cheeks. But, having finished off such formidable opposition in Bootyshock, it seems safe to say that Fletcher and Diamond could looks forward to a few more wins inside this ring.
MEGGERZ FLETCHER:
LAURA DIAMOND:
The pairing might be new to the FAWN Arena, having so far put in most of their work on the house show circuit, but the music that accompanies it is decidedly old school—namely Steppenwolf’s “Born to be Wild”. But in addition to the music pumping out over the speakers, there’s also the sound of a revving engine—and that sound is decidedly live. A moment later, and its source—a PAIR of Harley Davidson—drive onto the stage, earning a MASSIVE pop from the audience. Of course, it’s not just the bikes that impress them. The well-built blonde and brunette lovelies astride the hogs.
Laura’s silver fightin’ two piece is visible underneath an open black leather jacket and chaps, her eyes hidden behind shades, and is certainly deserving of plenty of praise. Meanwhile, every one of Meggerz Fletcher’impressive curves is tightly hugged by a grease-blotched white tank--that, like Laura’s garb, is partially hidden underneath an open black leather jacket--and black hot plants that would be a challenge for any heel to pull on during a cover. Like her top, there are also two black smudges on her face--one under each eye. Presumably, the red do-rag covering some of her hair had shielded her locks from a similar fate.
[i}"BORN TO BE WILD”[/i]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIfvwwPSHCI
Riding their bikes all the way down to ring, Laura and Meggerz take opposing turns away from the ringsteps, Diamond parking her Harley near the other ringpost and Fletcher closer to the announce station. Slipping off her mount, the young brunette takes off her shades, slipping them into the pocket of her jacket. Then, beaming, Diamond takes a quick lap around the ring, reaching to slap as many hands as she can before bounding up the steel steps. All smiles, Meggerz wastes little time marching in joining her partner, hardly skimping on showing the front row faithful some love, slapping hands, offering the occasional hug and even very briefly posing for a likely Facebook profile pic with one lucky fan. But once her lap is complete, Fletcher headed up the steps and slips through the ropes.
Sliding through the ropes, Laura leaps onto the middle rope, pumping a fist to an appreciative cheer, before jumping down and beginning the process of slipping out of her leathers. No sooner is Fletcher in the ring does she turn toward the opposite corner, jumping up onto the middle buckle and thrusting both arms high overhead to one more, mighty roar. The crowd would have to wait a few more moments to find out if their opposition, but the vast majority of the FAWNatics are still happy to be a part of Fletcher’s--and Diamond’s--pit crew tonight.
“And their opponents," the announcer resumes, “weighing in at a combined total of two hundred and seventy-three pounds, LaKEISHA BATES and KENDRA LaRUE! Together, they are BOOOOOOTTTYYYSSSHHHOOOCCCKKK!!!!!”
LaKEISHA BATES:
KENDRA LaRUE:
Bubba Sparxxx’s ‘Ms. New Booty’ is greeted with a wall of jeers, none of which do a damned thing to stop the Booty Queen of Fort Worth and the Siren from storming through the curtain in all their callipygian glory.
”MS. NEW BOOTY”
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZxJp32NSdA
Bates stands clad in gold bikini bottoms with a thick black edging and matching bandeau top. The letters LK are inscribed across the top in flowing, black-glitter script. Around her waist is a thick black belt--for lack of a better term--that splits into a diamond shape around the front to frame her navel in the center of the shape. Top, belt and bottoms are connected by a pair of heavy black rings -- a third and final ring connected the top to a black choker around her throat. Inscribed across the back of her briefs is 'RUMPSHAKA' in the same flowing black script that graces her bosom. The look is completed with flat black boots and pads, the boots stenciled with LK in gold script.
Beside her, LaRue does things to her fightin’ black bikini that were illegal in most Bible Belt states. While every bit of her is easy on the eyes, she wasn’t part of a team called ’Bootyshock’ for no reason, and so it’s no wonder that most every eye in the place was drawn to her backside where the word ‘Siren’ is scrawled in flowing pink script. Not that you’re paying a damned bit of attention to accessories, but her ensemble is completed by white pads and boots. Reveling in their complete control over these drooling slobs, LaKeisha and Kendra exchange high fives and a little hip check before strutting their way down the aisle.
The former Queen of the Jungle and the former FAWN World and Tag Team champion eventually reach ringside, the Siren ascending the staircase first. Kendra settles into her customary spot, holding the ropes open so LK could pass. “Take your time, Keesh.” she teased. “If we’re gonna turn these biker bimbos into grease stains in two minutes or less, least we can do is give these cretins watching a LITTLE something for their money...”
Bates slooooooowly slips through and took a seat on the rubber-coated steel so Kendra could enter the squared circle as well, torturing the masses with every bit as luxurious and leisurely a motion as her partner had. The ladies of Bootyshock then made their way to the corner, to await final inspections from the official.
The honor of patting down the Nubian Queen on its own is enough to make the referee the envy of many a FAWNatic, but the Siren stokes the fires of the crowd further when she turns to face the corner, leaning forward to rest her forearms atop the top turnbuckle--a motion that can’t help but thrust Kendra’s incomparable backside out for a better view. The ref swallows the sudden softball-sized lump in his throat, utterly transfixed... until LaKeisha clears her throat, spurring him to finish the job.
Checks complete, LaRue slips through the ropes, leaving Bates in the ring to start off the contest. On the opposite side, the ladies of the Body Shop are having a spirited discussion as to which of them should open the match--even without being able to hear what’s being said, it is crystal clear that BOTH women relish the opportunity. But Meggerz is able to impress upon her partner that letting the woman with the greater size and the greater amount of main roster experience to kick things off. Laura Diamond exits the ring, Fletcher windmilling her arms as she prepares to do battle with a FAWN Original and legend...
DING! DING! DING!
“Well, well, well,” Bates mutters as she moves out of her corner, “if it isn’t Bethany’s latest Great White Hope? Sweetheart, do you REALLY think you have it in you to hang with a bad ass bytch like me or Kendra?”
“Well, ‘sweetheart’,” the Darling of Darlington cooed back, venom dripping from her approximation of LaKeisha’s moniker for her, “I think I’m a bad enough bytch to make Ivy Armstrong MY bytch, twice. And I think SHE’S shown, time and time again, that you aren’t good enough to lace up Ivy’s boots, if she wore annNNNNNNGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!”
The Nubian Queen silences her impertinent subject with a blistering slap that puts Fletcher’s head on a swivel. But as she turns her noggin back to face LaKeisha, the rest of Meggerz’s body follows, the powerful blonde SURGING into a lock-up that quickly drives the former FAWN World and Tag champ into the nearest neutral corner. The official calls for a break, but the Greasemonkey isn’t too eager to comply, keeping her weight pressed in against Bates as the ref counts...
“ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!”
Finally, Meggerz takes a step back...
‘THWAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!’
... but NOT before BLASTING LaKeisha’s cheek with a slap of her own! As the Nubian Queen massages her jaw, Fletcher smirks, “That’s just a start. You’re gonna be kissing MY ass before tonight’s over. And honestly, honey? I bet these FAWNatics would tell you that, next to mine and Laura’s, your ass ain’t SH!T!”
The crowd responds to Meggerz’s proclamation with a pronounced “Oh no she di’n’t!” gasp, but that soon gives way to numerous cheers of agreement. LaKeisha’s response is considerably less vocal, the veteran EXPLODING out of the corner and making a beeline for the curvaceous blonde. Fletcher avoids the attempted tie-up, instead swiveling around behind the Nubian Queen and slapping on a waistlock...
... but Bates manages to power out in fairly swift fashion, spinning around to DRILL Fletcher in the juggs with a forearm. A second and a third swiftly follow, knocking the Darling of Darlington back into the ropes. LaKeisha bodies in, taking a wrist and preparing to launch Meggerz with an Irish whip...
... but the Greasemonkey reverses! She follows LaKeisha as far as the center of the ring, and when Bates rebounds off the rubber coated steel, Meggerz extends a long, luscious leg, catching the Nubian Queen underneath the jaw with a big boot that absolutely lives up to its name. As Bates hits the deck, Fletcher moves to her corner, tagging in Laura before returning to the downed FAWN Original. Scraping Bates off the canvas, Fletcher whips her toward the ropes as Diamond comes up alongside...
... and this time, off the rebound, the Body Shop put LaKeisha flat on her back with a wicked double shoulderblock!
Diamond proves quick in getting back to her feet, and quicker in sprinting into the ropes. Shooting off the stands, the Biker Babe launches herself off her feet, dropping her rump directly on top of LaKeisha’s chest. As Bates’ gams fly into the air, LaKeisha’s face framed by Laura’s extended legs and parted thighs, reaches back to hook one as the official slaps off the...
ONE...
Bates kicks out.
Both women scramble back to their feet, Laura reaches hers first and assisting LaKeisha the rest of the way with a handful of hair. Snatching a wrist, she starts to whip the Nubian Queen toward the ropes, only for Bates to reverse it. The ebony goddess lowers her head, preparing to launch Diamond toward the skies with a backdrop--but ironically, it’s the FAWN Original who makes the rookie mistake, tipping her hand by ducking down a shade TOO quickly. Laura answers by wrapping an arm around Bates’ head and kicking her legs into the air, falling back to SPIKE the Nubian Queen’s skull with a running DDT.
{i}RUNNING DDT[/i}
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGzXTXeo048
Again, Laura goes for the cover...
ONE...
TWO...
THNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Bates kicks out.
Across the ring, Meggerz calls for a tag. Laura nods, stooping down to pull LaKeisha up... but as the Nubian Queen begins to rise, her hand shoots forward, bared nails RAAAAAKING across Diamond’s eyes! Laura releases her grip on Bates just like that, both hands flying to her face as she squeals in anguish.
“LAURA,” Meggerz shouts again, “TAG!!!!”
The Biker Babe might not be able to SEE her partner, but Fletcher’s voice CAN serve as a beacon. And the brunette manages an initial step in the right direction. But her escape is prevented when LaKeisha snatches a double handful of hair. As she yanks back on Laura’s mane, the Nubian Queen swivels her hips, using her grip of Diamond’s locks to deliver a trio of powerful hip smashes to the brunette’s face. Following of third of the blasts, Bates SHOVES Diamond’s head under her left arm and grabs a handful of silver trunks. With a pop of her hips, LaKeisha powers the Biker Babe off her feet, before dropping and DRILLING Diamond’s cranium into the mat with a spinning brainbuster.
SPINNING BRAINBUSTER
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8xJWlUqAwI
The rightful order of things returned to the proceedings, the Nubian Queen saunters toward her corner, Kendra waiting with an outstretched hand. Tag made, the Siren enters the contest for the first time, and casually sashays her way back to the splattered Diamond. Peeling the brunette off the mat, LaRue spins Laura away from her before nudging her head up and under the Biker Babe’s arm. Wrapping her arms around Diamond’s waist, Kendra muscles the rookie off her feet before bridging back, Diamond once again finding herself dropped on her head--this time courtesy of a homicide backdrop.
HOMICIDE BACKDROP:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKxqYfTg3Dg
The crowd gasps, Laura left sprawled in a face down starfish. Kendra shovels the battered brunette over to her back, and then absolutely teases the crowd by languidly assuming a straddle of Diamond’s gulping belly. But as languid as that motion had been, her next is swift and brutal, both her hands wrapping around Laura’s throat and SQUEEEEEZING with all her might. Almost instantly, the Siren’s knuckles begin to turn white, Laura’s eyes bulging as her legs kick and thrash.
Fletcher threads a leg through the ropes, but the brutality and the BLATANT illegality of LaRue’s assault spur the referee to intercede with unusual swiftness for a FAWN match.
“ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!!!”
Kendra looks up at the official, and without saying a word, practically DARES him to call for the DQ with her eyes. He hesitates... but when his hand starts to rise, the Siren yanks hers away, Laura sucking in a LOUD, rasping wheeze as she’s finally able to breath again. Rising to a standing straddle of the Biker Babe, LaRue stoops to pull her up, the slings a rubber-legged Diamond into the Bootyshock corner. As the brunette’s back strikes the buckles, Kendra turns to jaw with the official, clearly taking exception to not being afforded the customary amount of slack that FAWN traditionally provides...
... LaKeisha, meanwhile, immediately laces the tag rope around Laura’s throat, Diamond’s eyes again popping wide as the Nubian Queen draws it tight.
With Diamond’s hands clawing at the cord and her feet kicking at air, Meggerz SHOOTS through the ropes... but with the blonde in clear view of Kendra, the Siren is able to alert the referee to her entry, ushering him toward intercepting her with a light shove to his back.
Kendra watches with satisfaction as the blonde struggles with the official, but she then turns and SPRINTS toward her corner. Leaving her feet, the Siren turns her hips, DRIVING her vaunted booty into the pit of Laura’s stomach with a full head of steam. It’s a minor miracle that Diamond’s eyes aren’t sent rolling across the canvas from the collision, LaKeisha finally pulling the tag rope away from her throat. In a testament to the Biker Babe’s toughness, her legs somehow stay strong enough to support her as she sags into the buckles.
Kendra and LaKeisha exchange a high five over Diamond’s left shoulder just as the referee manages to get Meggerz out of the ring, the Nubian Queen returning to extract another measure of revenge on the breathless brunette. Clamping down on Laura’s locks, Bates drags a doubled over Biker Babe away from the corner before scooping Diamond up to her chest. LaKeisha then drops to one knee, doing Laura’s lungs no favors by bringing the brunette’s belly down HARD across her posted knee with a stomach breaker.
“Bytch, you better NOT lose your lunch,” LaKeisha tells the retching rookie. “These are new boots!” Using one hand to keep Laura settled across her thigh, the Nubian Queen’s eyes drift toward Diamond’s upturned rump. She then looks up, fixing her gaze on a fuming Meggerz Fletcher. “This?” Bates asks, slipping her other hand into the waistband of Laura’s silver briefs. “This is an ass you say is better than mine?”
LaKeisha pulls Laura’s bottoms down, baring about three-quarters of the Biker Babe’s cheeks.
“You need your eyes examined, cracka!”
Bates begins to swat at Laura’s rear end, the majority of the crowd jeering--but, it has to be said, there are a fair number of cheers and laughter from the stands. Again, Fletcher shoots a leg through the ropes, eager to come to her partner’s aid... but this time, the referee doesn’t need any help in spotting her movement. His extended finger keeps the Greasemonkey in her place--while LaKeisha’s hands keep Diamond in hers, the brunette’s buttocks turning increasingly crimson.
After half a dozen swats, Bates starts to rise, pulling Laura up with a handful of hair. Diamond once again finds herself tossed into the Bootyshock corner, and this time, her legs give out when her back hits the buckles, the Biker Babe dropping to a seat--and letting out a high-pitched squawk when her tanned rump meets the mat. The Nubian Queen strolls in after her, practically salivating as she turns around and thrusts her hips backward, her unblemished hindquarters buffeting Diamond’s features with her signature Rump Sniffer.
Apparently sufficiently chastised by the Siren earlier, the referee hesitates before administering a count...
“ONE!
TWO!
THREE!”
Kendra slaps Bates’ shoulder.
“FOUR!”
The Nubian Queen steps away as LaRue slides back into the ring... and the moment Bates provides her enough room, Kendra fills the void, swiveling and subjecting Laura’s mug to another thorough scrubbing--and by arguably an even more breathtaking bottom than LaKeisha’s! The ref doesn’t hesitate this time before starting his count...
“ONE!
TWO!
THREE!”
LaKeisha swats Kendra’s shoulder.
“FOUR!”
The second verse proves exactly the same as the first: Kendra withdraws, and LaKeisha swoops in almost immediately, Laura barely having time to draw a single breath before her face us buried underneath legendary glutes.
“ONE!” the referee shouts, instantly.
“TWO!
“THREE!”
Kendra tags Bates’ shoulder.
“OH, COME ON!!!” Meggerz wails, nearly ready to pull her hair out.
“FOUR!” the official barks.
The Nubian Queen steps away, creating space for the Siren to move back in and administer her very own Stinkface AGAIN!
“ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
FOUR!”
LaRue moves away, her hands raised in innocence as she fixes Meggerz with an infuriating smirk. “Happy now?” the Siren asks, before turning back to her greasy faced opponent. Dragging Laura out of the corner, Kendra yanks the brunette up to thoroughly jellied legs, the dips and muscled the brunette up into a fireman’s carry...
... but amazingly, Laura Diamond starts firing elbows!
“YES!” Meggerz bellows, slapping the top turnbuckle. “COME ON, LAURA!”
Either spurred on by her partner’s encouragement or mere desperation, Diamond keeps tossing bombs, a half-dozen elbows finally allowing the Biker Babe to shrug off of Kendra’s shoulders and, even more amazingly, land on her feet behind the Siren. Laura’s legs buckle for JUST a moment, but adrenaline quickly turns them to steel--which allows Diamond to raise her arm and surge forward, DRILLING Kendra across the back of the neck with an enzu clothesline!
ENZU CLOTHESLINE
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOUUAamk8z0
Both women are left splattered, face down, Diamond’s ass cheeks still left mostly bared from earlier--until Laura’s hands weakly move to pull them back up. “LAURA!” Meggerz screams, stomping the apron. “YOU GOTTA GET OVER HERE AND TAG ME!!!”
Diamond manages a weary nod as she pushes up to all fours. But just as the brunette begins to crawl, a pair of hands snatch her ankles. “Not... so fast, bytch...” Kendra snarls, climbing to her feet and stepping over Laura’s legs. The Siren then drops back to her knees, straddling the Biker Babe’s back--with Diamond’s boots now stuffed in LaRue’s armpits. Kendra then slaps on a chinlock, apparently taking a page out of AJ Swann’s book... but the Siren goes the Hardcore Heartbreaker one better, by powering her way up into a crouch, and swinging the trapped Laura underneath her--and above the canvas.
LEG-TRAPPED CAMEL CLUTCH:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxb1oH7o7Fo
“GIVE IT UP, BYTCH!!!!” the Siren snarls, apparently done with playing with the rookie. But Diamond shakes her head--well, as much as she can trapped in the chinlock.
“HANG IN THERE, LAURA!!!!” Meggerz shouts, continuing to rally the crowd with a stomping boot and a swatting hand.
“REALLY BAD CHOICE OF WORDS, MORON!!!” LaRue snaps in the blonde’s direction, then releases her hold--sending the Biker Babe crashing to her chest and stomach. The Siren saunters back into Bootyshock territory, slapping LaKeisha’s outstretched hand. The Nubian Queen strolls over to her prey, Laura still offering a bit of a wince as she rolls her way up to a seated position, apparently STILL feeling the aftereffects of Bates’ spanking...
... which LaKeisha is MORE than willing to exacerbate.
Reaching underneath Diamond’s arms, Bates first lifts Laura back to her feet, then secures a full nelson. The ebony goddess then uses that full nelson to muscle the Biker Babe into the air, before LaKeisha sits out, Laura thusly dropped HARD on her still-aching tush.
SITOUT ATOMIC DROP
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPgtDtMm62Y
Upon landing, LaKeisha KEEPS the full nelson secured, while her legs snake around Laura’s waist. Once the bodyscissors are applied, she rocks back, Diamond aware enough of what’s coming to shake her head--to no avail. Bates lifts the brunette off the mat, only to drive her ass down again with the first of what promise to be a plethora of keister bounces. “This is gonna be somethin’, ain’t it?” the Nubian Queen asked during a brief pause between the third and fourth repetition. “Big, bad biker babe’s gonna be cryin’ and tappin’ ‘cause her booty can’t handle bein’ tapped no more!”
By the seventh bounce, Laura is INDEED crying... but her submission remains withheld. So, after a full ten bounces, the Nubian Queen breaks her scissors and the nelson, rolling away to return to the Bootyshock corner. Tagged back in, Kendra LaRue peels Laura Diamond off the mat, before stooping and thrusting her head between the brunette’s trembling thighs. When the Siren straightens back to her full height, Laura finds herself hanging down the former Queen of the Jungle’s back. LaRue then charges about three strides across the ring before sending Diamond spilling to her back--and dropping “Dat Ass” across Laura’s bosom with her Siren Bomb.
SIREN BOMB @1:35
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAvREo5QIH8
Casually, certainly arrogantly, Kendra drapes herself across Laura’s chest, failing to worry with a hook of the leg...
ONE...
TWO...
THRENOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Meggerz makes the save, driving a boot between LaRue’s shoulderblades.
As the ref guides the Greasemonkey back to her corner, a grimacing Kendra drags the Biker Babe up with a helping of raven locks. Dipping to thread an arm through Laura’s thighs, the Siren hoists Diamond back into a fireman’s carry...
... and, just like before, Laura starts firing elbows! This time, it only takes four to allow the brunette to slip out the back door. But Diamond doesn’t stay on her feet long, leaping onto Kendra’s back and snaking an arm around the Siren’s neck, applying a piggyback sleeper!
“Oh, HELL no! Not on MY watch!” LaKeisha snarls from her corner, but her entry into the ring proves unnecessary when LaRue throws it into reverse, backpedalling into the nearest corner and CRUSHING Laura between her frame and the buckles. Kendra staggers away... but before she can clear the corner, Diamond uses the top rope to lift herself into the air, slamming both boots into the back of the Siren’s skull! With Kendra’s bell rung, Laura makes it to the middle turnbuckle, and when LaRue turns, the Biker Babe catches her with a diving shoulderblock!
The crowd is energized--but Diamond is motionless, even as Kendra works her way back up to her hands and knees. Only once the Siren starts scampering toward her corner does Laura begin to stir. “LAURA!!!!!” Meggerz pleads, waving the woozy brunette toward her, but she’s barely halfway to salvation when LaRue makes the tag.
And then...
Apparently, the strike of palm on palm sometimes sounds like a starter pistol. Because that sound spurs the Biker Babe to start crawling at a speed that, an instant before, seemed beyond her remaining resources. LaKeisha races to prevent the tag, but Diamond dives to make it before she can! Bursting through the ropes, Fletcher receives an initial forearm shiver from the Nubian Queen, but she responds with a rapid fire trio of her own to knock Bates into retreat. LaKeisha almost looks ready to topple over, but the curvy blonde claims her wrist before she can, reeling her into a MASSIVE shortarm clothesline!
Fletcher starts to pull the Nubian Queen back up, but before she can, Kendra catches the Greasemonkey with a blindside forearm to the back of the head that sends her stumbling into the near corner. The referee tells the Siren to depart, but she ignores him, following Meggerz and bodying in against her. Setting her feet, LaRue attempts to whip the blonde across the ring...
... but Meggerz reverses!
Kendra’s back hits the buckles HARD, sending the Siren crashing to her well-upholstered tush. Fletcher doesn’t waste any time sprinting toward her, launching herself and BLASTING Kendra’s chest with her Arrow Push diving crossbody.
ARROW PUSH:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9kfnhZo8Rg
Snatching a handful of LaRue’s locks, Meggerz yanks the former Queen of the Jungle back to her feet, then shuffles the Siren onto her shoulders. Unlike Kendra, Fletcher doesn’t have much trouble either securing LaRue in the fireman’s carry or in keeping her there--not even when the Greasemonkey begins to rotate. As Kendra finds herself the victim of a Spin Out, a woozy Nubian Queen begins to struggle back to her feet...
... when KENDRA’S boots catch Bates in the side of the head! LaKeisha is knocked for a loop--but, more importantly, she knocked into a drunken stumble toward Laura Diamond, who catches her in a tight embrace. Muscling the ebony goddess off her feet, the Biker Babe drops to one knee, splitting LaKeisha’s wickets with an inverted atomic drop. Bates’ jaw drops in a silent scream, but her troubles aren’t over. Continuing to hug the Nubian Queen’s midsection, Diamond rises and again powers her foe off her feet. This time, Laura swivels and drops to the mat, executing the spinebuster that completed her signature 2-Stroke.
Meanwhile, Meggerz completes about the twelfth revolution of her Spin Out before slinging Kendra from her shoulders. Amazingly, the Siren lands on her feet--but with her equilibrium THOROUGHLY scrambled, all that means is that LaRue staggers in an extremely comical fashion toward the ropes, ultimately spilling THROUGH them and hitting the floor with a dull, damp thud. Across the ring, Laura Diamond throws herself back into the ropes, lifting her legs as she allows the cables to propel her back toward the Nubian Queen, belly ‘THWAAAP’ing against belly with her Road Rash.
ROAD RASH:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6RXUrXV1oI
Climbing to her feet, the Biker Babe’s eyes meet the Greasemonkey’s--and Meggerz gives the brunette a small nod. Needing no further cue, Laura pulls LaKeisha up and, as Fletcher sprints into the ropes, Diamond sends Bates toward her partner with an Irish whip. Both the Nubian Queen and her curvaceous blonde foe are charging at full speed when Fletcher extends her arm, SLAMMING it across LaKeisha’s upper chest and lower throat, the FAWN Original encountering considerable Trouble in Turn 3.
TROUBLE IN TURN 3:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgInH0M_ccw
Meggerz’s Hit the Wall lariat was devastating enough without assistance from a partner. As it happens now, the fading groan from the Nubian Queen as she hits the mat tells the blonde that the former World and Tag champ has truly checked out. As Fletcher hooks the leg, Laura charges toward the ropes, keeping Kendra from returning with a running boot.
ONE...
TWO...
THREE!!!!!!!!!!
The FAWNatics ERUPT as the bell sounds, Meggerz pushing off the wreckage of the Nubian Queen as the official raises her hand. “Ladies and gentlemen,” the announcer declares, “your winners, via pinfall... the BOOODDDYYY SHHHOOOPPP!!!!!”
Racing back to her partner, Laura leaps into Fletcher’s arms, the triumphant duo embracing mid-ring. While Fletcher had scored victories here, this was a first for the Biker Babe, and it shows in the tears rolling down her cheeks. But, having finished off such formidable opposition in Bootyshock, it seems safe to say that Fletcher and Diamond could looks forward to a few more wins inside this ring.