Post by hawkeye on Sept 5, 2022 14:20:51 GMT
Failing to dethrone Dayna Erza left her in good company, but after that high profile shortcoming, the Filipino Phenom was ready to reclaim her position at the top of the singles division.
The copper-skinned, Destroyer-class beauty with the bridesmaid reputation bounced on the balls of her feet, waiting for her cue, battle gear perfectly positioned on her flawless form.
The crowd was plunged into darkness and the Penthouse Panther could feel her heart beating fast. While a former Tag Champion, there’s nothing like living and dying in the ring on your own ability and the former catfighter seemed ready. Against a foe the caliber she’d face tonight, glory and bigger matches, maybe even a Mania spot, were only three slaps of the mat away.
The FAWNtron showed a quickly shifting montage of metropolitan skylines from around the world; Chicago, New York, London, Paris, Sydney, Los Angeles, Rio and ultimately Orlando, with the FAWN Arena on prominent display. The speakers kick in, Fall Out Boy’s ‘Centuries’ blasting through the bowl.
CENTURIES:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBr7kECsjcQ
Some legends are told,
Some turn to dust or to gold,
But you will remember me,
Remember me for centuries.
The former Next Big Thing pushed through, at least in part having reclaimed her position as a high riser, Alexis moving gracefully to center stage.
ALEXIS SUGUITAN:
There she raised her arms high, silently staring down the mixed bag of jeers and cheers, the characteristically icy Panther showing no emotion.
The leader of $uguitan Unlimited sported a gleaming white two piece that glowed against the copper of her complexion. The pro-style trappings continued with matching knee-pads and shin-high boots, the former adorned with stylized silver ‘$’ signs. Last but not least was a voluminous sleeveless mink coat, an accessory that would look as appropriate at a red carpet premiere or adorning the shoulders of a warrior queen as she strode into battle.
Suguitan was all business, passing on slapping hands with the crowd as she strode to the combat zone. Alexis ascended the ring steps and slipped through the ropes, asking the official to relieve her of her ivory-hued fur once inside.
As he complied, Suguitan spun out of her covering to the middle of the ring and motioned in a sweeping gesticulation of her arms as if to indicate the arena was hers and hers alone.
With Alexis ready and her music fading, the announcer took the opportunity to proclaim tonight’s first combatant.
“Ladies and gentlemen, tonight’s next match is scheduled for one fall with a twenty minute time limit! Introducing first, from Manila in the Philippines, she stands five feet and eight inches tall and weighs in at one hundred and thirty-four pounds. She is the Penthouse Panther, the Filipino Phenom; she is ALEXIS SUGUITAN!”
The bronzed beauty bowed to the sounds of her limited support, scattered supporters remaining on her bandwagon for her still appreciated destruction of Amara Singh.
Suguitan's presence promised a certain level of violence without the need for an actual adversary, yet the Announcer's next proclamation confirmed there was whole lotta carnage in store much sooner than later. “And introducing her opponent, hailing from Fox River, New York... she stands five feet six inches tall and weighs in this evening at one hundred and thirty pounds. She’s the Pintrest Pin-Up, the TikTok Terror and a Black Hat extraordinaire, this is LYSSA ZAHN!”
LYSSA ZAHN:
Rival Son’s ‘Do Your Worst’ hit the speakers and was greeted with almost uniform cheers, a development that was simultaneously surprising and understandable. This newfound adulation grew all the louder when the woman in question blew through the curtain with her arms raised in a jaunty 'V'. Lest anyone think the brunette had lost her rough edges, Zahn promptly turned her attention to Alexis and flipped her the bird before plucking her phone from the snug elastic band on her right arm. “You're not supposed to wear white after Slaybor Day, right?” she asked the crowd on the other end of her live stream. “Lexy's cutting it a little close, I might have to help her out if it, depending on how long this goes.” Signing off with a smooch, Zahn tucked the phone away and started down the aisle while murmuring an appropriate line from her anthem. “Oh my, oh my baby, devil’s gonna get you if I don’t first.”
For tonight‘s battle Lyssa sported the pink inversion of her usual attire that she’d favored as of late. Rather than black, this two piece was an almost feverish neon pink, the top with thin, black shoulder straps set at a slight angle, and a black mesh ‘plate’ over the clavicle, rising into a collar. The bottom rim of this piece and the neckline of the bikini top worked to create almost a heart-shaped ‘cleavage window.’ Matching bottoms with black trim, black wristbands and pads, and pink boots completed the look. Another new addition for the evening, Zahn had emblazoned her social media handle (identical across no less than six platforms) across the seat of her trunks and #WrathofZahn down the back of each boot.
The throng proved vocal as ever and Lyssa played to them every second, the Tweet Storm-Trooper promising all sorts of tawdry, garish embarrassments for the powerful exotique waiting for her in the opposite corner. Breaking into a short sprint that let her hop onto the apron, Lyssa wiped the soles of her boots clean, then slipped through the ropes and claimed the middle of the ring with her arms once again spread wide. She'd just turned her attention to Suguitan when Merle hurried over and set about checking her pads and boots.
“Not hiding any weapons tonight, right Lys?” the red asked when he found nothing.
“Got a razor in my tongue, Merle.” she answered. “What're you gonna do about it?”
“Ummmmhhh... nothing?”
“Good answer.” she smiled and patted his cheek. “But you're welcome to call for the bell if it cuts Lexy too bad.”
The crowd was decidedly split at the sound of the bell, loyalists for both ladies offering support as each looked to gain traction for a title shot in the hyper-competitive upper echelon of FAWN. Alexis and Lyssa seemed a little thrown by it all, not the noise itself, but by the fact that none of it was boos or jeers. For a pair of brunettes that'd made their names terrorizing the forces of sweetness & light, it was still mildly disorienting to be welcomed to that side with open arms. And yet whatever confusion they might've experienced burned away as soon as they locked eyes with the woman in the opposite corner. Though there was no ill will between them (at least not at the moment) each recognized the other as an obstacle to be navigated and possibly dunked on en route to bigger and better things. Freshly minted faces or not, neither wanted to end this match looking at the lights.
All these thoughts passed in the blink of an eye, indeed the opening clang was still echoing in the rafters when Suguitan and Zahn pushed off the buckles and headed straight for the middle of the squared circle. “Sounds like they're a little conflicted.” Lyssa noted as she closed on the other brunette. “Probably feel bad about my kicking your ass after you put the screws to Singh. Good work on that, by the wa--”
Alexis swept in, caught Lyssa in a Collar & Elbow Lock-Up and tromped her into the ropes with a few long strides! Zahn didn't much care for getting pushed around like a chump but she didn't call to Merle for a break, rather she wedged a hand under Alexis' chin, forced her head back at an awkward angle, then twisted her hips to reverse their position against the strands. If it'd been that psychopath Elise Winterrest, Lyssa would've forced her head waaaaaaaaaaaaay back over the top rope, as it was she just tummied up on the Filipino Phenom and murmured, “Don't try to push me around, tuff girl. I push back. And I push ha--”
Alexis stuffed a hand in Zahn's face and smudged it back and forth, an obnoxious sort of distraction that allowed her to switch places with the TikTok Terror. “I know exactly what you can do, Lys.” Now it was Suguitan pressing in close, the former Tag Champ using her height and weight advantage to encroach on her opponent's personal space. “Because I can do all that and more. I got no beef with you, but that doesn't mean I won't rough you up and show you off a little before I put you down for--”
Zahn was sorely tempted to give Alexis's long locks a nice yank, yet she refrained because it felt like a concession and she wasn't willing to concede anything to a chick breathing down her neck. To that end she wrapped her arms around the taller wrestler's waist and swiveled in place to put Suguitan's butt on the ropes, which were still thrumming with the impact when she spun off into a veritable whirling dervish of dark-haired aggression, the grapplers jouncing and skidding across the rubber-coated steel until they finally came to a stop with Lyssa wedged into one of the neutral corners.
Merle hadn't drawn close enough to call for anything when Alexis let go and raised her hands to shoulder-level. Offering her foe a bright 'I'm stronger' smile, she patted Zahn's chest, took a step back, then delivered a whistling, Overhand Slap that CRACKED against her opponent's cleavage! “COME ON!” Suguitan threw her arms wide as she cleared out, the Penthouse Panther aiming either to stir the passions of her swelling fan-base or challenge Zahn to do better, possibly both.
As for the Social Media Superstar, she had a hand pressed to that stinging welt, but her gaze was locked on Alexis. Suguitan smiled, ran a hand over her own noticeably unmarked curves and asked, “You're not just gonna let me get away with that, are you ba--”
'WOOOOO!' rang out through the venue when Zahn stormed out of the corner and added some pink to Alexis' copper complexion with an identical Overhand Slap! “You wanna smack tits, 'Lexy?” Lyssa snapped as the other brunette stamped around in a little circle to work off the sting. “I'm game for anything you wanna try, just don't start whining when yours are flopping around with what feels like the worst sunburn you can imagEEERRRGGHHH!”
Apparently these stakes were just fine with Suguitan because she answered back with a Double Overhand Slap and immediately followed with a similar blow delivered from underneath. “What, you thought underboob was safe?” Alexis scoffed at Lyssa's wide-eyed incredulity. “Who am I, a Bloodwind? Screw that, baby. There's no part of you that's safe from meNNNNHHHHHHHH!”
Zahn mirrored Suguitan's latest tactic, then made a show of adjusting her own assets before pointing a warning finger at the other brunette. “That's the last time you're gonna use such foul language in my ring. I hear the 'B' word again and I'll have to choke you out with your own--
CRAAACK!
Alexis switched from Slaps to Knife-Edge Chops, a non-verbal slight that Lyssa fumed over even as she dealt with the lightning laid across her chest! Of course, fuming didn't mean she was running on empty, in fact Zahn felt downright galvanized when she stepped into the breach and smote Suguitan's decolletage with a Chop that landed strong enough to make her arm tingle from fingertips to shoulder. The grimace stamped on Alexis' face suggested she was dealing with hurts of her own, yet the Penthouse Panther's voice was perfectly calm when she asked, “That all you got? I thought this was going to be a fight, but I guess you used up all your bad-ass putting Winterrest NNNNNNNGGGHHHH!”
Lyssa put a stop to that sass with another Knife-Edge Chop, then made a point of jabbing the other brunette's sternum with the tip of her index finger. “What did I tell you about cursing in my ring, 'Lexie? One more outburst like that and I'll--”
'OOOOOHHH!' from the FAWNatics when Suguitan swatted Zahn's hand aside so she could apply her own hand to the New Yorker's mug in the form of a rough pie-face! Lyssa stumbled, caught her balance and went to chest up on--CRAAACK! Alexis issued a stern rebuke with her strongest Chop yet! “SCREW your warnings.” she barked at the wincing grappler. “You want to mouth off to me, you better make sure you've already got a boot on my chest because as long as I'm upright I'll make you pick up every bit of trash that falls outta that dumpster you call a mo--”
A second round of 'OOOOOOOHHHH!' from the chorus on the other side of the guardrail as the Tweet Storm-Trooper raised the stakes by slapping the last word from Alexis' mouth! Suguitan's rebuttal was immediate, as was Zahn's counterpoint, each brunette just slapping the ol' holy hell outta her opponent a couple more times before they came together like they were magnetized for a furious fusillade of punches delivered directly to her rival's forehead!
Such a pull-apart brawl was quite pleasing to the crowd, much less so to Merle, who did his best to break up the fracas at great personal risk. But try as he might there wasn't any real separation created until Lyssa threw off Alexis' rhythm with a tart little slap across the mouth! The resultant surprise gave Zahn enough time to whip 'round on her back foot and THWUMP a Discus Forearm Smash into opposing rack, which in turn sent Suguitan backpedaling into the ropes. She didn't go down, but she looked decidedly rickety as she bounced off the strands and made her way back to Lyssa who was quite literally waiting with open arms. No friendly embrace this, alas, the Insta-Gator slipped one arm between Alexis' thighs and the other over a shoulder so she could scoop the taller wrestler up and then return her to the deck with an emphatic Body Slam!
Alexis bounced on impact, sat up and got forced down flat once Zahn palmed both shoulders. With Suguitan properly stretched out on the deck, Lyssa took to her heels and hit the ropes ahead of her prone opposition. She was all of a few steps into her return journey when she took to the skies, Lyssa drawing her legs up high to deliver a crushing Zahn Bomb directly to Alexis' che-- Suguitan rolled clear at the last instant, leaving the TikTok Terror to crash down full force on the thinly-sheathed plywood!
Zahn bounced to verticality at once, both hands pressed to her aching glutes. Alexis was a step behind albeit in better shape to act, as evidenced when she grabbed hold of Lyssa's waistband and reeled her in for a Forearm Smash across the lower back. “Got that ass going the wrong way, baby.” the Filipino Phenom explained as she wedged her head under the other brunette's left arm. “It should be pointed at the lights!” More than happy to help correct this problem, Suguitan slipped her right arm across Zahn's lower back while her left braced the other wrestler's left thigh. That was all the support she needed to boost Lyssa onto her right shoulder and if the Social Media Superstar's tush wasn't aimed directly into the rafters it was still a whole lot closer than before. Yet this first trip proved fleeting, as Alexis quickly sank to one knee and THWHUMPED Lyssa's tailbone atop the posted joint with a big Atomic Drop!
ATOMIC DROP:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGGvDGVYuc4
The impact sent Zahn to her knees, but she got up of her own accord even though it meant falling back into Suguitan's clutches. Sidling in from the left, Alexis twined her right leg around Zahn's right thigh while deftly catching hold of her left wrist so she could wrap the other brunette's arm around her waist, thus keeping it out of the way when she brought her left leg up 'n over and pressed it down on the back of Zahn's head with enough force to double her over. Grabbing onto Lyssa's right wrist meant Suguitan had the Octopus locked in perfectly, but rather than use both hands to control the trapped brunette's stretched arm, she halved her grip and clamped down on Lyssa's vulnerable midriff instead! “Gimme that tummy!” Alexis demanded as she gouged her index finger into the squirming wrestler's navel. “C'mon baby, give it to me! Let's hear you submit!”
OCTOPUS:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoO7jSzJCOM
“Quit?” Zahn grunted. “Against the very definition of ‘almost’? I’m better than that.”
The stinging words caused a snarling Suguitan to press the belly button even deeper, then curling the digit to dig in a sharp nail. She sent the other talons into the taut, tawny tummy of the TikTok Terror, fashioning a full Belly claw, the Filipino catfighter no novice at making the hooks sear Lyssa’s center.
“Bitch,” Alexis growled. “You’ve NEVER been better than me.”
She pulled her tines free and landed a wicked echoing slap against the abdomen of her adversary.
“Go back to the virtual world because you’re not ready for the reality I can hand out.”
Lexy added a gutting Toe Kick to the tummy torture and Zahn’s left bent and gasping, dark brown eyes bulging. A woman who left Portia and Amara low was no one with which to trifle and the Phenom showed why by tugging Lyssa into a tight Front Facelock and SPIKING the crown of Zahn’s skull into the canvas with a vicious DDT.
Lyssa remained in a disturbing headstand from the impact for a long second before tumbling over, Zahn ending in a single file on her back. Sitting next to the dazed Insta-Gator with a shit-eating grin, Suguitan shoved Lyssa to her chest, apparently uninterested in a pin attempt.
Instead, Alexis took a seat on the pits of Zahn’s knees, facing forward. She delivered wicked slaps to Lyssa’s sides, drawing her foe’s wrists within range reflexively. Alexis snagged both with grasping palms, YANKING Lyssa’s upper half off the deck, curling her opponent’s spine in the process. And to add to the pressure of her Panther’s Prey, Suguitan extended her legs, hooking them at the ankles under Zahn’s chin. With her lower limbs added to the spinal cracking, more than a few fans in the sellout crowd chant “TAP…TAP…TAP”. Quickly, Lyssa’s gram-children responded with a well-timed “PLEASE DON’T’ before each ‘TAP’.
PANTHER'S PREY:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9x_yBXuYDg
The Tweet Storm-Trooper outlasted the exotic Asian’s straining limbs but not all for the better, Lexy unlocking her ankles and placing a boot behind Zahn’s braincase, then shoving as she released Lyssa’s wrists, SLAMMING the SnapChat Siren’s features into the unforgiving mat with a makeshift Curbstomp.
The Penthouse Panther shook out her arms and legs but quickly set herself upon the reeling Zahn once more. Sinking her ruby-tipped nails into Lyssa’s lush locks, Suguitan hauled the aching Social Media Superstar to her feet.
Keeping Lyssa doubled at the waist, Alexis tugs her foe’s noggin between her long, copper-skinned limbs. Reaching down Lyssa’s bent back, the Filipino latches her hands together at Lyssa’s crotch, an arm on either side, readying for a cradle pick-up. Lexy showed off her unquestioned Destroyer-class power, vaulting Zahn into the air, Lyssa’s boot soles pointed to the rafters.
But instead of THWUMPING the TikTok Terror back to earth with a Neutralizer, Alexis kept the skull of the dark-haired warrior pointed to the thinly-sheathed plywood. Using the evilly-placed hands, the former catfighter again bared her claws, kneading Lyssa’s privates even while Zahn’s held airborne, an engineering feat of cruelty managed only by the Penthouse Panther.
“Now…give!” Lexy huffed.
Lyssa shrieked in pain, the cradle-style Crotch Claw ingenious and intolerable at once.
A wincing Merle got down on his knees in front of the overturned face of the yelping Insta-Gator. “Just say the word,” he offered. “It’ll be over.”
A struggling Suguitan, striving to keep Zahn in agony, chuckles at the thought Merle could really make her stop if she wasn't of a mind.
Perhaps, it’s the comedy from the zebra making Lexy an iota more unstable that convinced her to THUMP Lyssa back to the canvas, finally completing the long-delayed Neutralizer.
NEUTRALIZER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwz93envqso
The Panther rolled a glassy-eyed, lethargic Lyssa to her back and climbs aboard in a ‘69’-style pin only a former apartment house wrestling legend could appreciate, or more accurately apply, as plenty in the audience seem to be appreciating, even Merle gazing at the soft core as he absently slaps for…
ONE…
TWO…
Lyssa’s legs clamp shut around the poorly placed head of the Panther and the SnapChat Siren barrel rolled in a half-turn until it’s Alexis’ shoulders planted to the deck for the…
ONE…
TWO…
The Phenom shoved her way out of trouble, sliding out of the Scissors as she slung her shoulders free of the canvas before the fateful ‘three’.
As the women separate, both were seemingly on even terms as they rose but Alexis proved a tick faster when it counted, the punishment meted to the Tweet Storm-Trooper slowing her just enough for Suguitan to impale her foe with another delving kick to the midriff. Again, Lyssa was left beg-eyed, unable to prevent Suguitan from tugging her lowered head between her foe’s long, muscular limbs.
Wrapping her arms around Lyssa’s gulping, bruised tummy, Lexy hauled Lyssa off her feet, flipping Zahn up her frame to a seat on the Panther’s shoulders. A desperate Lyssa pounded away with feeble fists, failing to prevent Alexis from surging toward the far corner and heaving the TikTok Terror into the breach with a Turnbuckle Powerbomb.
TURNBUCKLE POWERBOMB:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUPnNQ_iwAU
Lyssa’s backbone CRASHED against the corner, her head whiplashing from the brutal impact.
Alexis motioned to the slumping Zahn, Lyssa kept upright only by her arms slung over a top rope on either side, chin bowed to her chest.
“Bitch, you’re playing in the bigs now,” Suguitan informed. “I don’t need five matches to win a war. I'll put you in traction with one.”
Alexis strode to her foe when Lyssa shoots out a Toe Kick of her own to the Filipino’s impressive abs, but Suguitan caught the effort before it hit home. She held the captured stem aloft, pulling Lyssa away from the corner and forcing the SnapChat Siren to hop on her remaining planted boot.
Lexy shook her head with grin firmly planted. She sent Lyssa into a pirouette as she threw Zahn’s gam to the side and, after a 360 spin, pushed Zahn to the ropes behind her foe. Surging forward, the rampaging Alexis drew a right arm wide and sent it THWACKING across Lyssa’s clavicle, the powerful Clothesline back-flipping Zahn over the cables.
Somehow, the honed instincts of the Social Media Superstar allowed her to reach out and grab the top strand of rubber-coated steel before flying to the floor.
With her outclassed opponent hanging on for dear life, Alexis headed for the opposite ropes, rebounding at full speed toward a collision that might send Lyssa into the front row,
But the Insta-Gator had something very different in mind. Dipping her head while grabbing the middle rope with both hands, Lyssa heaves herself into the path of the charging Alexis, nearly cutting the Penthouse Panther in two with her Slingshot Spear!
SLINGSHOT SPEAR:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbQ0phGWDgQ
A spent Zahn barely had the energy to flop across the chest of the splayed Phenom and hope Merle’s counting had improved enough to reach…
ONE…
TWO…
THRNOOOO!
The Spear struck true, yet unfortunately for Zahn it wasn't enough to skewer the Penthouse Panther to the deck for a decisive 'THREE!' Which wasn't to say Alexis was doing fine at the moment because nothing was further from the truth. Pretty face crimped in anguish, the former Tag Team Champion rolled out from under her attacker to create some precious separation before she clambered to one knee. Lyssa Zahn did much the same, the semi-reformed Black Hat keeping a careful eye on her fellow brunette as they fought through their respective aches and pains.
“Suck it up, kitty.” Zahn made sure to let Suguitan know she'd rose to her full height while Alexis was still pushing down Spear-induced nausea. “This fight's not over and you've got no one to tag. Which means no one to shoulder the blame when I beat your ass.”
Alexis' eyes narrowed, as she looked up, the Penthouse Panther seeming to lunge toward her adversary even before she'd regained her footing. “I don't need anyone to put down a troll like you, Zahn.”
Lyssa heard the anger, answered with a smile and batted eyelashes. “Say that without wheezing and maybe I'll believe--”
Alexis hurled herself at Zahn showing a huge Haymaker which was probably why the Social Media Superstar was able to dip it with a heartbeat to spare. Hooking her left arm around Suguitan's exposed bicep as she passed, Lyssa slipped in behind her rival and secured her other arm in identical fashion. The surprise on Alexis' face suggested she was worried about a Backslide or other pinning predicament, thus it was all the more startling when Zahn dipped down and boosted her into the air, the taller brunette's spine momentarily curved against Lyssa's back for what could've been a Gory SpecNO! Zahn halved her arm-control and used the remaining hook to spin Alexis around in front of her, the leggy battler thrown so off balance by all the twisting and turning she never raised a hand to guard against the Kneelift Lyssa THWONKED against her forehead!
BACK TO BACK KNEELIFT:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4_5FdalXwA
Suguitan windmilled her arms like an action movie villain balanced at the edge of a precarious ledge. In the end she stayed upright, though this was mostly due to Zahn snagging a handful of hair and pulling her into a Front Facelock. From there she tossed the catfighter's near arm across her shoulders and snagged hold of Suguitan's togs above her left hip, Lyssa's cheek-baring tug surely an accident of fightin' enthusiasm and not a bit of payback for the claws she'd endured earlier. No time to mull it over now though, the TikTok Terror bent down and boosted Suguitan all the way to one o'clock, the soles of her boots pointed into the rafters until Zahn swung her back the way she'd came while simultaneously dropping onto her back and drawing both knees up to her chest to ensure that Alexis THWHUMPED gut-first atop the bony joints!
SUPLEX-LIFT GUTBUSTER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZFu_H3Um94
Suguitan rolled away for the second time in maybe a minute, forcing Lyssa to give chase until the New Yorker realized her foe's general direction. Scrambling to her feet in short order, Zahn rushed by Lexy and slipped out onto the apron so she could climb to the top turnbuckle. Standing tall by the time the Penthouse Panther sloshed to a stop, Lyssa leapt out into the lights where she executed a mid-air toe touch that ensured she was stretched taut as a bowstring when she THWHAMMED down on Alexis' already roiled tummy! Suguitan's legs didn't shoot into the air but her heels were most definitely kicking and scraping against the mat until Lyssa hooked the far leg in a tight cradle and pulled it up to her chin for the...
FROG SPLASH:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPS2DmLiCqk
ONE...
TWO...
THRNOOOO!
Alexis twisted onto her side, breaking the cover to the delight of the Slaybor Day crowd. “Thuuuuhhh... that all you got?” Suguitan huffed, her tone all snark and sass even though her back was to the other brunette. “For a bitch shaped like an apple I would've thought you'd have a better SplaHHNNNNNNGGGHHHH!”
Zahn cuddled up against the Filipino Phenom's back, slipped her arms around that bronzed waist and locked her hands to put a serious squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze on Alexis' midsection with a grinding Bear Hug! “I'm sorry,” Lyssa snorted as she threw her right leg over Suguitan's thigh to keep her from glued in place, “did you just say I was 'apple-shaped'?”
“Shuu...short and round.” Alexis had glommed onto Zahn's wrists in an effort to prize her hands apart. “Sounds like an apple to mEEEOOOOOOWWWW BITCH!”
Lyssa released her clasp only to reach up and clamp down on Suguitan's chest, the Tweet Storm-Trooper avenging her own catty treatment with a pitiless mauling of the Panther's breasts. “Naaah, you got it all wrong, Lexy.” Zahn squeezed a little harder, made a point to work her wrists up 'n down as she continued to leave her mark. “You're the one getting her titties worked over in the center of the ring while several thousand people are losing their shit. That means YOU'RE the bitchHHHRRGGHHH!”
Not about to give ground in so catty a contest, Suguitan reached back with both hands, snatched hold of Lyssa's hair and pulled hard enough to make the New Yorker's eyes water! Merle issued a warning at once, but Lyssa didn't seem to want one despite her hiss of pained displeasure. “It's ok, Merle.”she grunted. “Lexy's gonna let me go before you have to say a word.”
“The hell I will.” Alexis yanked a little harder. “I'm not letting go until you get your disgusting hands off my AAAAAAAHHHHHHH SHIT!”
Lyssa narrowed her focus to Alexis' nipples, the black-clad battler plucking without mercy to make her rival release the—a sigh of relief from both ladies when Suguitan abandoned the hair-hold and Zahn resumed her Bear Hug. The arrangement was still far from ideal for the Thrilla From Manila, yet she was so relieved to escape those pincers that she didn't mind the gut-churning confinement of the Bear--“WHOAH!” Lyssa rolled to her back, then bridged onto her tiptoes and the crown of her skull to keep Suguitan stacked on her shoulders for...
ONE...
TWO...
Alexis bucked / twisted loose of the cover, though in so doing she landed flat on her aching stomach. “I'm already starting to question this 'be nice' schtick.” Zahn admitted as she filled her hands with Suguitan's dark locks. “Like, I'm a monster and people boo, but at least there's plenty of respect on my name. The instant I'm anything less than ruthless and suddenly second bananas are talking about putting me in traction!”
“Oh, fuck off with that shit.” Alexis growled. “Everyone knows Montoya carried you to relevance after the Bloodwind's OOOFFFHHH!”
The Insta-Gator spiked a huge Kneelift into the pit of her opponent's stomach, then dipped down and slipped an arm through the Phenom's legs so she could muscle her onto her shoulders in a Fireman's Carry. “What did I tell you about using foul language in my ring? Particularly the B word?”
Alexis didn't have the air to respond and Zahn didn't wait for an answer, instead she went to the corner she'd jumped from not too long ago and dropped Suguitan down across the ropes so that her torso made up the hypotenuse of a rather troublesome triangle. Didn't seem to bother Lyssa much though, in fact she was grinning from ear to ear when she mounted the bottom rope and looked out at the crowd. “Ya'll like me now, right?” The response wasn't uniformly positive, but it was positive and that's what Zahn wanted to hear. “Good, good. So you'll count for me, yeah?” That answer was a resounding yes, even Lyssa's detractors couldn't help but get in on the fun of a count in the corner. “Cool, cool. Ok, Lexy, don't take this personally!” The words were barely out of her mouth when Lyssa snatched hold of the other brunette's waistband and YANKED that shimmery white material up between her bronze buns!
And of course the wedgie was only half the equation, Zahn had promised a count and she delivered with authority, the Insta-Gator bringing her other hand down over and over while the crowd tolled off, 'ONE... TWO... THREE... FOUR... FIVE... SIX... SEVEN... EIGHT... NINE...' Lyssa hopped down, threw herself into an effortless back-roll and popped up on her feet in the middle of the squared circle. From there she rushed in and THWHUMPED Alexis' tummy with her hardest Kneelift yet!
ROPE HUNG KNEELIFT @ 00:03
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-9Rj1Ldm9s
That last smash of the Zahnlyphone popped Suguitan up off her perch, so high in fact that Lyssa was able to pivot underneath and catch her in another Fireman's Carry! Nodding along with impressed cheers of the FAWNatics, Zahn stomped out into the middle of the ring and swept around in a circle that ended with her facing the hard camera. “She started as a Panther and finished as a meme! Not the worst arc, if you think about NGH! NGH! NGH!”
Alexis' gut might've been in an uproar, but her arms were still working just fine, as the Social Media Superstar discovered when Suguitan pounded several pointy elbows into the side of her head! Zahn didn't actually lose her balance but she did drop to one knee and that was all Alexis needed to slip off the dangerous mount. Of course evasion for one meant trouble for the other as the Filipino Phenom promptly reeled her foe into a Standing Headscissors, then butterflied her arms with a brawny Double Underhook.
Swinging around to face the hard camera Lyssa had just addressed, Suguitan bared her teeth in a hard grin and said, “Bitch wants memes? She'll love this one.” Zahn's opinion on the subject remained a mystery, however it was clear that the crowd most certainly approved when Lexy hooked her fingers into the leg-holes of Lyssa's trunks and delivered a wedgie so malicious it flipped the other brunette off her feet! Suguitan let loose at just the right moment, wrapped her arms around Zahn's upper thighs and dropped to a seat to THAWHAM her rival to the deck with a spine-crushing Panty Peeler! Scooting in against Lyssa's upturned haunches to keep her folded nice and tight, Alexis nodded along with Merle as he counted...
PANTY PEELER @ 00:20
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P9A8VBHL3o
ONE…
TWO…
THRNOOO!
From deep within Zahn relied on her survival instinct, throwing a shoulder up to keep defeat at bay for the moment. On her side but still within Alexis’ extended legs, Lyssa groaned meekly. She plucked absently at the spandex deep between her glutes, the Peeler leaving a telltale calling card not only on her consciousness but deep betwixt her backside.
“You’re as dead as Netscape, bitch,” Suguitan informed the TikTok Terror.
The Phenom disdainfully tossed Zahn’s limp legs aside and furiously worked at her boot laces. Making short work of her left set, Lexy slipped off the boot and, with Zahn struggling back to awareness, she deftly untied and removes the right.
“Sometimes, you have to bring back the classics and what’s more perfect for you than a good ole Slut Stomp?”
Alexis grabbed the blasted Lyssa by a wrist and handful of dark locks, ripping the Insta-Gator to her feet. She sent her foe sprinting across the canvas as fast as Lyssa’s depleted state allowed. Rebounding out of the ropes at a brisk pace, the glassy-eyed Social Media Superstar ran headlong into a bare foot Yakuza Kick that nearly removed her head from her shoulders!
The Tweet Storm-Trooper laid out in a starfish at the golden-brown Filipino’s feet and the Panther placed her sole atop Zahn’s mug. Lexy covered mouth and nose with her foot, keeping it pressed tight during the soft writhing of the demolished, demoralized Lyssa.
“Night night, loser.” Alexis chuckled, concentrating on the smother portion of her ‘Stomping’.
Zahn’s palms wrap around Suguitan’s ankle, trying to shift the suffocating sole off her, the Social Media Superstar growing more breathless by the second. Her shifting for oxygen kept at least one shoulder off the canvas. But as Lyssa’s fight slowed, each blade settles against the canvas, creating a most humiliating, money-shot pin for the catfighter.
Alexis raised her arms high and wide.
“Well?” she growled at Merle. “Count!”
Shaken from his stupor, the sight of a dominant Suguitan momentarily captivating, the official dropped to his chest next to the spreadeagled and sapped Lyssa, finally thwapping the canvas for the…
ONE…
TWO…
THRENOOOOOOOO!
The arrogance of the pin helped an obliterated Zahn persist, as she spasmed to life sufficiently to throw Suguitan’s foot off her features in time.
Alexis stumbled a step or two while the TikTok Terror rolled to her chest and pushed to all fours, drained but defiant. Alexis watched with a mix of anger and dismay. The slut had been well and properly stomped and still Lyssa persevered, the FAWNatics liking and subscribing in greater numbers with each tick of the clock.
Infuriated, Alexis wound up for a punt, SLAMMING her foot into Lyssa’s right set of ribs, sending the Tweet Storm-Trooper barrel rolling in the opposite direction. Whether by good fortune or design, Lyssa used the momentum to spool under the bottom rope and plop to the thinly-padded concrete floor.
Never one to avoid the outside, where cattiness was always encouraged, the Penthouse Panther slid between the ropes, remaining on the apron as a sweat-soaked Zahn scrapped to all fours then used the apron to fight to vertical.
With her target back in view, Alexis surged forward, swinging her coppery-skinned stem like a pendulum, the punt headed directly for Lyssa’s chin.
The Iconic Influencer spun away from the blow and swept an arm behind the planted leg of the Filipino, knocking Lexy off her feet. Suguitan landed on her spine and skull, the hardest part of the ring sending a shock-wave through both, leaving Alexis staring blankly into the rafters.
For long moments the former Black Hat leaned heavily against the edge in recovery mode as Suguitan entered that locale. But Lyssa rebooted faster. She spun Suguitan ninety degrees, so a face up Lexy’s noggin extended from the apron’s endpoint. Retreating several steps, Zahn turned and rushed toward the dangling dome. Lifting a knee, Lyssa RAMMED the bony cap into the Panther’s left temple, spinning Alexis back under the ropes from the impact, the Phenom’s dark eyes vacant, Alexis reduced to a drooling stupor.
A gassed Lyssa forced the fight onward, determined to make her waylaid adversary pay.
With Alexis managing to roll to her chest to prevent an easy pin, Lyssa dropped to hers in front of the catfighter. Zahn clamped on with a Front Chancery and Gator Rolled whatever senses remain clean out of the Destroyer-class exotic.
GATOR ROLL:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tsw-JCjzLE
With Alexis deeper in a daze, the Insta-Gator shoved her flaccid foe to her back and covered in a lateral press, hooking the far leg for good measure, garnering the pin and the win at…
ONE…
TWO…
THRNOOO!
The perpetual bridesmaid of big matches slipped a shoulder off the canvas by the scantest of margins, keeping her hopes alive and the Zahn-iacs disappointed.
For her part, Lyssa seemed far from flummoxed. She wrapped her palms around Lexy’s long ebony locks and hauled the dilapidated Suguitan to unsteady feet, Alexis bent at the waist.
The Social Media Superstar swung an arm around the back of the Phenom’s neck. With the lowered head tugged into a Front Facelock, Lyssa showed that while she might not have as much power as Alexis, she still had plenty to spare.
Zahn launched Alexis heavenward, Suguitan’s bare feet pointed to the lights above.
Seamlessly, Lyssa genuflected and brought the Panther plummeting across bended knee, the back of Lexy’s neck CRASHING DOWN atop the plank of Lyssa’s upper left leg with a violent, crowd-shaking Kneel Before Zahn!
KNEEL BEFORE ZAHN@ 00:05
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP8P_Y8r4mc
An exhausted but satisfied Lyssa draped her body across the Filipino’s in a lateral press, the TikTok Terror hooking the far leg for good measure.
The delighted, thriving crowd counts in LOUD unison with the slaps of the mat for the…
ONE…
TWO…
THRENOOO!
A collective groan emanates from the FAWNatics as Alexis shoved a shoulder a few inches off the deck. Lyssa’s left in disbelief, the Iconic Influencer shaking her head, dark eyes wide in wonder.
“Not possible,” the former Black Hat whispers to herself, apparently loud enough to be heard by a stubborn Suguitan.
“Never, bitch. That’s when you’ll beat me.”
Zahn’s frustration slowly turned to a weary smile.
She collected Alexis’ braincase in both hands and slowly maneuvered the flagging Suguitan to her bare feet. Pressing her palms against the Panther’s shoulders she shoved Alexis into a stumbling backpedal. The Phenom remained upright long enough to rebound out of the ropes and stagger toward a leaping Lyssa who SLAYS Suguitan with a comic-ideal Supergirl Punch that left Alexis a steaming wreck in front of the Insta-Gator.
SUPERGIRL PUNCH:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTOpDh5LkaE
Alexis hit the deck flat on her back but give the Penthouse Panther her due, she quickly rolled to her stomach and fought to all fours. Her progress slowed considerably upon reaching that point which was probably why Lyssa planted a foot on either side of her hips, then hunkered down and reached underneath to SMECK greedy claws onto Suguitan's bounty! Smiling even before Alexis shrieked out in shock and dismay, Zahn hooked her legs around the other brunette's waist and rolled onto her butt to spin Alexis to a seat that also put her in the New Yorker's lap.
“Ya know I kinda thought we could be friends after this.” Lyssa sounded earnest, though her actions were anything but friendly as she wedged her shins against Alexis's calves to wrench her legs apart even in the midst of her ferocious jugg mugging. “But you've been so fuckin' mean ever since the opening bell. Just running your mouth all the time, then you split me up the middle and if that wasn't bad enough, you put your nasty ass foot in my face! C'mon Lex, who does thrrrrrggggghhhhhh!”
Pulling at Zahn's wrists offered her nothing, so Suguitan reached over with both hands and filled her hands with the other wrestler's hair! “Don't you fucking put all this on me, you're one of the nastiest bitches I've ever--” Alexis sucked in a ragged breath as the Social Media Superstar caught hold of her nipples through the thin white lycra of her top and twisted as hard as she could!
“You sure about that, Lex?” Zahn's tone was light, but the strain from the hair-pull was obvious. “I mean, you HAVE fought some pretty nasty bitches, but you've lost to most of HHHRRRRRGGGHHH!”
Suguitan coiled several more curls of Lyssa's hair around her fingers and pulled like she meant to take her rival's scalp. “I've had gold around my waist, punk.” she hissed. “And it wasn't put there with a filter either. What've you ever doNNEEEERRRRRGGGHHHH!”
Lyssa rolled onto her back, which dragged Alexis into her lap while also showing off the exotique's straining backside. Wasn't a lingering view though, Zahn just kept her there long enough for Merle to check her own shoulders, then she popped her hips and swooped forward to THWHAM Suguitan down with a massive Keister Bounce! “What do I do?” Lyssa shifted back to her previous full-handed squeezing, all the better to smash those bronzed breasts over and over. “I make legends quit, I make monsters bleed and now? Now I make bad girls cry! What have you ever done except hitch your wagon to someone better than OOOOOOWWWWWWWW!”
Involuntary total hair loss hadn't carried the threat Alexis thought it would so she shifted over to another tried and true catfighting technique, namely latching onto her foe's ears and pulling like she meant to take them as a prize! Lyssa shrieked and abandoned the claw at once, though she held her hooks in place long enough to deliver several rough punches to the other brunette's tummy before she disengaged entirely and they rolled in opposite directions.
Both brunettes made it to their knees quickly enough, but once they were there and could stare daggers into the other they took their time addressing their various aches and pains. “Vicious slut.” Alexis grumbled as she adjusted her distended cups. “If you wanted to fight inside my top I could've just kicked your ass on the carpet.”
“Do they pull ears there too? I thought that was just for back-alley skanks... oh wait.”
Suguitan snarled, got to her feet and rolled her shoulders. “Watch your mouth, nerd. I've got more class than you could ever dream of.”
“Too bad it doesn't help you win fightSNNNGGHH!”
More than a little tired of the implied civility that came with Chops, Alexis simply stomped across the mat and CRACKED her rival across the mouth with a huge Bitch Slap! Zahn's head swiveled to one side only to snap back so she could look Alexis in the eyes when she clouted her cheek with an answering slap! Just like that they were both throwing slaps, each brunette barely waiting for the other to deliver her next shot before she unloaded her own. The ratio was one to one for ten seconds or so, then Suguitan broke the pattern with two in a row and widened her margin by DRIVING the narrow edges of her hands down into the sides of Zahn's neck in a Mongolian Chop!
Lyssa cried out and tried to clench but Alexis shoved her away and followed up with three more neck-hacking Chops! The last set sent the New Yorker to one knee for her to power up and right into a eye-watering Double Breast Claw from the Filipino Phenom! “THIS is how you work over sub-par tits, bitch!” Suguitan purred as she poured on the ten-tined torture. “You want to give up now or hold on until your knees give out? I promise I'll THINK about letting you go if you cry loud enNNGGGHHH!”
Lyssa wasn't thinking clearly enough to answer with a counter-claw so she simply raised her hands high and brought them smashing down on the other brunette's forearms to break Alexis's grip. The relief was instant, albeit quite short-lived as THWHONKED a Headbutt into the bridge of her nose! Zahn stumbled back on watery legs, giving the Penthouse Panther all the room she needed to pivot on one foot and skip forward, her right foot shooting straight for Lyssa's ja-NOOOO! The TikTok Terror grabbed hold of Suguitan's ankle in both hands and very deliberately jammed both thumbs into the soft, unfortunately bare sole, of that captured foot!
Alexis yowled and bounced on her plant foot, but couldn't do much more than swipe at Lyssa's nose until the New Yorker cranked that leg up as high as it'd go and swung it back down as hard as she could! It whipped back like a scythe so Suguitan doubled over to better keep balance which put her forehead on a collision course with the Kneelift Zahn fired off at just the right time! Alexis rocked back on her heels, arms pinwheeling for balance in the aftermath of the head-rocking shot. The Filipino Phenom did remain vertical when all was said and done, though Lyssa lent a literal hand (two actually) by snatching hold of her rival's hair before reeling her into a Standing Headscissors. Catching hold of a Waistlock as soon as she'd clamped down on Suguitan's noggin, Zahn flipped her ass over teakettle, then halved her grip so she could reach through the other brunette's thighs and clasp her hands in a snug S-grip. Eyes wide with shock, Alexis had enough time to clamp down on her attacker's thighs before Lyssa kicked her legs out and dropped to a seat to THAWHONK the crown of Alexis' skull against the deck courtesy a huge Cradle Piledriver!
CRADLE PILEDRIVER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM7VHrFzN08
The white-clad battler bounced clear and landed awkwardly on her hip and shoulder, where she stayed until Zahn went back to the hair-hold and hauled her upright. From there she dipped down, threaded an arm through Suguitan's stems and boosted her onto her shoulders in a Fireman's Carry. Baring her teeth as she started to spin in place, Lyssa managed five full rotations en route to tossing Alexis up 'n over, the Tweet Storm-Trooper converting Suguitan's free fall into a full-force Power Slam that THAWHAMMED Lexy against the thinly-sheathed plywood!
MEME GENERATOR @ 00:09
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaMqDkSL67Q
Bouncing in place in the aftermath of the Meme Generator, Lyssa hooked the far leg and rolled into a Back Press that had Suguitan's buns jostling in the overhead lights while Merle counted out the...
ONE...
TWO...
THREE!
Zahn broke the cover and rolled to one knee, the victorious battler allowing Merle to raise her hand while the Announcer called, “Ladies and gentlemen, your winner via pin-fall... LYSSA ZAHN!”
“Losing look on you, cutie.” Zahn chirped as she set a foot atop her opponent's gulping tummy. “Know where else you'll look good? On my Wall of Shame.”
Already thinking about angles and filters, Lyssa hurried over to her corner, grabbed her phone and got everything ready for an impromptu photoshoot. Imagine her irritation then when she turned around and discovered Suguitan on her knees and rubbing at the small of her back rather than stretched out flat looking at the lights. “Really? You only let assholes like VanBuren and Singh embarrass you post-bell?”
Alexis looked up, her eyes narrowing. “I never LET anyone embarrass me, Zahn.”
“So what I'm hearing is I'll have to kick your ass a little harder if I want to mount you on my wall.”
“Try it. I'll make you eat that phone before I let you show me off.”
Lyssa observed her carefully. “You worked my trunks. HARD. I've got every right to shame your ass after the bell.”
“You worked my tits just as hard. I've got every right to break your jaw if you step in this direction.”
Zahn considered the circumstances for several more seconds before she sighed and tucked the phone back into her armband. “It's not nearly as fun when you're not blubbering for mercy. Guess I'll have to spank you even harder next time.”
Suguitan grunted, got to her feet, swayed on the spot. “Isn't going to be a next time, brat.”
“Oooooohhhhh, you were talking like a girl who wanted a rematch... or a sparring partner. Too bad, I thought we might be friends.”
Alexis frowned, looking confused. “Wait, what? What the hell are you--”
“I'm trying to figure out how your brain works, Suguitan. And I'm doing a miserable job of it thus far. You want a rematch? That's fine with me. You want a sparring partner? I'll consider that too. Wanna tell me to fuck right off? Go for it, either way, you know how to find me and I'll appreciate the engagement. Or at least the algorithm will.”
Message delivered, Lyssa slipped out of the ring, plucked her phone out of its sheath and set about getting some victory selfies with appropriately attired (read: No Bloodwind shirts) members of the audience while Alexis Suguitan tried to get a bead on just how she might take the Black Hat up on her offer.
The copper-skinned, Destroyer-class beauty with the bridesmaid reputation bounced on the balls of her feet, waiting for her cue, battle gear perfectly positioned on her flawless form.
The crowd was plunged into darkness and the Penthouse Panther could feel her heart beating fast. While a former Tag Champion, there’s nothing like living and dying in the ring on your own ability and the former catfighter seemed ready. Against a foe the caliber she’d face tonight, glory and bigger matches, maybe even a Mania spot, were only three slaps of the mat away.
The FAWNtron showed a quickly shifting montage of metropolitan skylines from around the world; Chicago, New York, London, Paris, Sydney, Los Angeles, Rio and ultimately Orlando, with the FAWN Arena on prominent display. The speakers kick in, Fall Out Boy’s ‘Centuries’ blasting through the bowl.
CENTURIES:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBr7kECsjcQ
Some legends are told,
Some turn to dust or to gold,
But you will remember me,
Remember me for centuries.
The former Next Big Thing pushed through, at least in part having reclaimed her position as a high riser, Alexis moving gracefully to center stage.
ALEXIS SUGUITAN:
There she raised her arms high, silently staring down the mixed bag of jeers and cheers, the characteristically icy Panther showing no emotion.
The leader of $uguitan Unlimited sported a gleaming white two piece that glowed against the copper of her complexion. The pro-style trappings continued with matching knee-pads and shin-high boots, the former adorned with stylized silver ‘$’ signs. Last but not least was a voluminous sleeveless mink coat, an accessory that would look as appropriate at a red carpet premiere or adorning the shoulders of a warrior queen as she strode into battle.
Suguitan was all business, passing on slapping hands with the crowd as she strode to the combat zone. Alexis ascended the ring steps and slipped through the ropes, asking the official to relieve her of her ivory-hued fur once inside.
As he complied, Suguitan spun out of her covering to the middle of the ring and motioned in a sweeping gesticulation of her arms as if to indicate the arena was hers and hers alone.
With Alexis ready and her music fading, the announcer took the opportunity to proclaim tonight’s first combatant.
“Ladies and gentlemen, tonight’s next match is scheduled for one fall with a twenty minute time limit! Introducing first, from Manila in the Philippines, she stands five feet and eight inches tall and weighs in at one hundred and thirty-four pounds. She is the Penthouse Panther, the Filipino Phenom; she is ALEXIS SUGUITAN!”
The bronzed beauty bowed to the sounds of her limited support, scattered supporters remaining on her bandwagon for her still appreciated destruction of Amara Singh.
Suguitan's presence promised a certain level of violence without the need for an actual adversary, yet the Announcer's next proclamation confirmed there was whole lotta carnage in store much sooner than later. “And introducing her opponent, hailing from Fox River, New York... she stands five feet six inches tall and weighs in this evening at one hundred and thirty pounds. She’s the Pintrest Pin-Up, the TikTok Terror and a Black Hat extraordinaire, this is LYSSA ZAHN!”
LYSSA ZAHN:
Rival Son’s ‘Do Your Worst’ hit the speakers and was greeted with almost uniform cheers, a development that was simultaneously surprising and understandable. This newfound adulation grew all the louder when the woman in question blew through the curtain with her arms raised in a jaunty 'V'. Lest anyone think the brunette had lost her rough edges, Zahn promptly turned her attention to Alexis and flipped her the bird before plucking her phone from the snug elastic band on her right arm. “You're not supposed to wear white after Slaybor Day, right?” she asked the crowd on the other end of her live stream. “Lexy's cutting it a little close, I might have to help her out if it, depending on how long this goes.” Signing off with a smooch, Zahn tucked the phone away and started down the aisle while murmuring an appropriate line from her anthem. “Oh my, oh my baby, devil’s gonna get you if I don’t first.”
For tonight‘s battle Lyssa sported the pink inversion of her usual attire that she’d favored as of late. Rather than black, this two piece was an almost feverish neon pink, the top with thin, black shoulder straps set at a slight angle, and a black mesh ‘plate’ over the clavicle, rising into a collar. The bottom rim of this piece and the neckline of the bikini top worked to create almost a heart-shaped ‘cleavage window.’ Matching bottoms with black trim, black wristbands and pads, and pink boots completed the look. Another new addition for the evening, Zahn had emblazoned her social media handle (identical across no less than six platforms) across the seat of her trunks and #WrathofZahn down the back of each boot.
The throng proved vocal as ever and Lyssa played to them every second, the Tweet Storm-Trooper promising all sorts of tawdry, garish embarrassments for the powerful exotique waiting for her in the opposite corner. Breaking into a short sprint that let her hop onto the apron, Lyssa wiped the soles of her boots clean, then slipped through the ropes and claimed the middle of the ring with her arms once again spread wide. She'd just turned her attention to Suguitan when Merle hurried over and set about checking her pads and boots.
“Not hiding any weapons tonight, right Lys?” the red asked when he found nothing.
“Got a razor in my tongue, Merle.” she answered. “What're you gonna do about it?”
“Ummmmhhh... nothing?”
“Good answer.” she smiled and patted his cheek. “But you're welcome to call for the bell if it cuts Lexy too bad.”
The crowd was decidedly split at the sound of the bell, loyalists for both ladies offering support as each looked to gain traction for a title shot in the hyper-competitive upper echelon of FAWN. Alexis and Lyssa seemed a little thrown by it all, not the noise itself, but by the fact that none of it was boos or jeers. For a pair of brunettes that'd made their names terrorizing the forces of sweetness & light, it was still mildly disorienting to be welcomed to that side with open arms. And yet whatever confusion they might've experienced burned away as soon as they locked eyes with the woman in the opposite corner. Though there was no ill will between them (at least not at the moment) each recognized the other as an obstacle to be navigated and possibly dunked on en route to bigger and better things. Freshly minted faces or not, neither wanted to end this match looking at the lights.
All these thoughts passed in the blink of an eye, indeed the opening clang was still echoing in the rafters when Suguitan and Zahn pushed off the buckles and headed straight for the middle of the squared circle. “Sounds like they're a little conflicted.” Lyssa noted as she closed on the other brunette. “Probably feel bad about my kicking your ass after you put the screws to Singh. Good work on that, by the wa--”
Alexis swept in, caught Lyssa in a Collar & Elbow Lock-Up and tromped her into the ropes with a few long strides! Zahn didn't much care for getting pushed around like a chump but she didn't call to Merle for a break, rather she wedged a hand under Alexis' chin, forced her head back at an awkward angle, then twisted her hips to reverse their position against the strands. If it'd been that psychopath Elise Winterrest, Lyssa would've forced her head waaaaaaaaaaaaay back over the top rope, as it was she just tummied up on the Filipino Phenom and murmured, “Don't try to push me around, tuff girl. I push back. And I push ha--”
Alexis stuffed a hand in Zahn's face and smudged it back and forth, an obnoxious sort of distraction that allowed her to switch places with the TikTok Terror. “I know exactly what you can do, Lys.” Now it was Suguitan pressing in close, the former Tag Champ using her height and weight advantage to encroach on her opponent's personal space. “Because I can do all that and more. I got no beef with you, but that doesn't mean I won't rough you up and show you off a little before I put you down for--”
Zahn was sorely tempted to give Alexis's long locks a nice yank, yet she refrained because it felt like a concession and she wasn't willing to concede anything to a chick breathing down her neck. To that end she wrapped her arms around the taller wrestler's waist and swiveled in place to put Suguitan's butt on the ropes, which were still thrumming with the impact when she spun off into a veritable whirling dervish of dark-haired aggression, the grapplers jouncing and skidding across the rubber-coated steel until they finally came to a stop with Lyssa wedged into one of the neutral corners.
Merle hadn't drawn close enough to call for anything when Alexis let go and raised her hands to shoulder-level. Offering her foe a bright 'I'm stronger' smile, she patted Zahn's chest, took a step back, then delivered a whistling, Overhand Slap that CRACKED against her opponent's cleavage! “COME ON!” Suguitan threw her arms wide as she cleared out, the Penthouse Panther aiming either to stir the passions of her swelling fan-base or challenge Zahn to do better, possibly both.
As for the Social Media Superstar, she had a hand pressed to that stinging welt, but her gaze was locked on Alexis. Suguitan smiled, ran a hand over her own noticeably unmarked curves and asked, “You're not just gonna let me get away with that, are you ba--”
'WOOOOO!' rang out through the venue when Zahn stormed out of the corner and added some pink to Alexis' copper complexion with an identical Overhand Slap! “You wanna smack tits, 'Lexy?” Lyssa snapped as the other brunette stamped around in a little circle to work off the sting. “I'm game for anything you wanna try, just don't start whining when yours are flopping around with what feels like the worst sunburn you can imagEEERRRGGHHH!”
Apparently these stakes were just fine with Suguitan because she answered back with a Double Overhand Slap and immediately followed with a similar blow delivered from underneath. “What, you thought underboob was safe?” Alexis scoffed at Lyssa's wide-eyed incredulity. “Who am I, a Bloodwind? Screw that, baby. There's no part of you that's safe from meNNNNHHHHHHHH!”
Zahn mirrored Suguitan's latest tactic, then made a show of adjusting her own assets before pointing a warning finger at the other brunette. “That's the last time you're gonna use such foul language in my ring. I hear the 'B' word again and I'll have to choke you out with your own--
CRAAACK!
Alexis switched from Slaps to Knife-Edge Chops, a non-verbal slight that Lyssa fumed over even as she dealt with the lightning laid across her chest! Of course, fuming didn't mean she was running on empty, in fact Zahn felt downright galvanized when she stepped into the breach and smote Suguitan's decolletage with a Chop that landed strong enough to make her arm tingle from fingertips to shoulder. The grimace stamped on Alexis' face suggested she was dealing with hurts of her own, yet the Penthouse Panther's voice was perfectly calm when she asked, “That all you got? I thought this was going to be a fight, but I guess you used up all your bad-ass putting Winterrest NNNNNNNGGGHHHH!”
Lyssa put a stop to that sass with another Knife-Edge Chop, then made a point of jabbing the other brunette's sternum with the tip of her index finger. “What did I tell you about cursing in my ring, 'Lexie? One more outburst like that and I'll--”
'OOOOOHHH!' from the FAWNatics when Suguitan swatted Zahn's hand aside so she could apply her own hand to the New Yorker's mug in the form of a rough pie-face! Lyssa stumbled, caught her balance and went to chest up on--CRAAACK! Alexis issued a stern rebuke with her strongest Chop yet! “SCREW your warnings.” she barked at the wincing grappler. “You want to mouth off to me, you better make sure you've already got a boot on my chest because as long as I'm upright I'll make you pick up every bit of trash that falls outta that dumpster you call a mo--”
A second round of 'OOOOOOOHHHH!' from the chorus on the other side of the guardrail as the Tweet Storm-Trooper raised the stakes by slapping the last word from Alexis' mouth! Suguitan's rebuttal was immediate, as was Zahn's counterpoint, each brunette just slapping the ol' holy hell outta her opponent a couple more times before they came together like they were magnetized for a furious fusillade of punches delivered directly to her rival's forehead!
Such a pull-apart brawl was quite pleasing to the crowd, much less so to Merle, who did his best to break up the fracas at great personal risk. But try as he might there wasn't any real separation created until Lyssa threw off Alexis' rhythm with a tart little slap across the mouth! The resultant surprise gave Zahn enough time to whip 'round on her back foot and THWUMP a Discus Forearm Smash into opposing rack, which in turn sent Suguitan backpedaling into the ropes. She didn't go down, but she looked decidedly rickety as she bounced off the strands and made her way back to Lyssa who was quite literally waiting with open arms. No friendly embrace this, alas, the Insta-Gator slipped one arm between Alexis' thighs and the other over a shoulder so she could scoop the taller wrestler up and then return her to the deck with an emphatic Body Slam!
Alexis bounced on impact, sat up and got forced down flat once Zahn palmed both shoulders. With Suguitan properly stretched out on the deck, Lyssa took to her heels and hit the ropes ahead of her prone opposition. She was all of a few steps into her return journey when she took to the skies, Lyssa drawing her legs up high to deliver a crushing Zahn Bomb directly to Alexis' che-- Suguitan rolled clear at the last instant, leaving the TikTok Terror to crash down full force on the thinly-sheathed plywood!
Zahn bounced to verticality at once, both hands pressed to her aching glutes. Alexis was a step behind albeit in better shape to act, as evidenced when she grabbed hold of Lyssa's waistband and reeled her in for a Forearm Smash across the lower back. “Got that ass going the wrong way, baby.” the Filipino Phenom explained as she wedged her head under the other brunette's left arm. “It should be pointed at the lights!” More than happy to help correct this problem, Suguitan slipped her right arm across Zahn's lower back while her left braced the other wrestler's left thigh. That was all the support she needed to boost Lyssa onto her right shoulder and if the Social Media Superstar's tush wasn't aimed directly into the rafters it was still a whole lot closer than before. Yet this first trip proved fleeting, as Alexis quickly sank to one knee and THWHUMPED Lyssa's tailbone atop the posted joint with a big Atomic Drop!
ATOMIC DROP:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGGvDGVYuc4
The impact sent Zahn to her knees, but she got up of her own accord even though it meant falling back into Suguitan's clutches. Sidling in from the left, Alexis twined her right leg around Zahn's right thigh while deftly catching hold of her left wrist so she could wrap the other brunette's arm around her waist, thus keeping it out of the way when she brought her left leg up 'n over and pressed it down on the back of Zahn's head with enough force to double her over. Grabbing onto Lyssa's right wrist meant Suguitan had the Octopus locked in perfectly, but rather than use both hands to control the trapped brunette's stretched arm, she halved her grip and clamped down on Lyssa's vulnerable midriff instead! “Gimme that tummy!” Alexis demanded as she gouged her index finger into the squirming wrestler's navel. “C'mon baby, give it to me! Let's hear you submit!”
OCTOPUS:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoO7jSzJCOM
“Quit?” Zahn grunted. “Against the very definition of ‘almost’? I’m better than that.”
The stinging words caused a snarling Suguitan to press the belly button even deeper, then curling the digit to dig in a sharp nail. She sent the other talons into the taut, tawny tummy of the TikTok Terror, fashioning a full Belly claw, the Filipino catfighter no novice at making the hooks sear Lyssa’s center.
“Bitch,” Alexis growled. “You’ve NEVER been better than me.”
She pulled her tines free and landed a wicked echoing slap against the abdomen of her adversary.
“Go back to the virtual world because you’re not ready for the reality I can hand out.”
Lexy added a gutting Toe Kick to the tummy torture and Zahn’s left bent and gasping, dark brown eyes bulging. A woman who left Portia and Amara low was no one with which to trifle and the Phenom showed why by tugging Lyssa into a tight Front Facelock and SPIKING the crown of Zahn’s skull into the canvas with a vicious DDT.
Lyssa remained in a disturbing headstand from the impact for a long second before tumbling over, Zahn ending in a single file on her back. Sitting next to the dazed Insta-Gator with a shit-eating grin, Suguitan shoved Lyssa to her chest, apparently uninterested in a pin attempt.
Instead, Alexis took a seat on the pits of Zahn’s knees, facing forward. She delivered wicked slaps to Lyssa’s sides, drawing her foe’s wrists within range reflexively. Alexis snagged both with grasping palms, YANKING Lyssa’s upper half off the deck, curling her opponent’s spine in the process. And to add to the pressure of her Panther’s Prey, Suguitan extended her legs, hooking them at the ankles under Zahn’s chin. With her lower limbs added to the spinal cracking, more than a few fans in the sellout crowd chant “TAP…TAP…TAP”. Quickly, Lyssa’s gram-children responded with a well-timed “PLEASE DON’T’ before each ‘TAP’.
PANTHER'S PREY:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9x_yBXuYDg
The Tweet Storm-Trooper outlasted the exotic Asian’s straining limbs but not all for the better, Lexy unlocking her ankles and placing a boot behind Zahn’s braincase, then shoving as she released Lyssa’s wrists, SLAMMING the SnapChat Siren’s features into the unforgiving mat with a makeshift Curbstomp.
The Penthouse Panther shook out her arms and legs but quickly set herself upon the reeling Zahn once more. Sinking her ruby-tipped nails into Lyssa’s lush locks, Suguitan hauled the aching Social Media Superstar to her feet.
Keeping Lyssa doubled at the waist, Alexis tugs her foe’s noggin between her long, copper-skinned limbs. Reaching down Lyssa’s bent back, the Filipino latches her hands together at Lyssa’s crotch, an arm on either side, readying for a cradle pick-up. Lexy showed off her unquestioned Destroyer-class power, vaulting Zahn into the air, Lyssa’s boot soles pointed to the rafters.
But instead of THWUMPING the TikTok Terror back to earth with a Neutralizer, Alexis kept the skull of the dark-haired warrior pointed to the thinly-sheathed plywood. Using the evilly-placed hands, the former catfighter again bared her claws, kneading Lyssa’s privates even while Zahn’s held airborne, an engineering feat of cruelty managed only by the Penthouse Panther.
“Now…give!” Lexy huffed.
Lyssa shrieked in pain, the cradle-style Crotch Claw ingenious and intolerable at once.
A wincing Merle got down on his knees in front of the overturned face of the yelping Insta-Gator. “Just say the word,” he offered. “It’ll be over.”
A struggling Suguitan, striving to keep Zahn in agony, chuckles at the thought Merle could really make her stop if she wasn't of a mind.
Perhaps, it’s the comedy from the zebra making Lexy an iota more unstable that convinced her to THUMP Lyssa back to the canvas, finally completing the long-delayed Neutralizer.
NEUTRALIZER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwz93envqso
The Panther rolled a glassy-eyed, lethargic Lyssa to her back and climbs aboard in a ‘69’-style pin only a former apartment house wrestling legend could appreciate, or more accurately apply, as plenty in the audience seem to be appreciating, even Merle gazing at the soft core as he absently slaps for…
ONE…
TWO…
Lyssa’s legs clamp shut around the poorly placed head of the Panther and the SnapChat Siren barrel rolled in a half-turn until it’s Alexis’ shoulders planted to the deck for the…
ONE…
TWO…
The Phenom shoved her way out of trouble, sliding out of the Scissors as she slung her shoulders free of the canvas before the fateful ‘three’.
As the women separate, both were seemingly on even terms as they rose but Alexis proved a tick faster when it counted, the punishment meted to the Tweet Storm-Trooper slowing her just enough for Suguitan to impale her foe with another delving kick to the midriff. Again, Lyssa was left beg-eyed, unable to prevent Suguitan from tugging her lowered head between her foe’s long, muscular limbs.
Wrapping her arms around Lyssa’s gulping, bruised tummy, Lexy hauled Lyssa off her feet, flipping Zahn up her frame to a seat on the Panther’s shoulders. A desperate Lyssa pounded away with feeble fists, failing to prevent Alexis from surging toward the far corner and heaving the TikTok Terror into the breach with a Turnbuckle Powerbomb.
TURNBUCKLE POWERBOMB:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUPnNQ_iwAU
Lyssa’s backbone CRASHED against the corner, her head whiplashing from the brutal impact.
Alexis motioned to the slumping Zahn, Lyssa kept upright only by her arms slung over a top rope on either side, chin bowed to her chest.
“Bitch, you’re playing in the bigs now,” Suguitan informed. “I don’t need five matches to win a war. I'll put you in traction with one.”
Alexis strode to her foe when Lyssa shoots out a Toe Kick of her own to the Filipino’s impressive abs, but Suguitan caught the effort before it hit home. She held the captured stem aloft, pulling Lyssa away from the corner and forcing the SnapChat Siren to hop on her remaining planted boot.
Lexy shook her head with grin firmly planted. She sent Lyssa into a pirouette as she threw Zahn’s gam to the side and, after a 360 spin, pushed Zahn to the ropes behind her foe. Surging forward, the rampaging Alexis drew a right arm wide and sent it THWACKING across Lyssa’s clavicle, the powerful Clothesline back-flipping Zahn over the cables.
Somehow, the honed instincts of the Social Media Superstar allowed her to reach out and grab the top strand of rubber-coated steel before flying to the floor.
With her outclassed opponent hanging on for dear life, Alexis headed for the opposite ropes, rebounding at full speed toward a collision that might send Lyssa into the front row,
But the Insta-Gator had something very different in mind. Dipping her head while grabbing the middle rope with both hands, Lyssa heaves herself into the path of the charging Alexis, nearly cutting the Penthouse Panther in two with her Slingshot Spear!
SLINGSHOT SPEAR:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbQ0phGWDgQ
A spent Zahn barely had the energy to flop across the chest of the splayed Phenom and hope Merle’s counting had improved enough to reach…
ONE…
TWO…
THRNOOOO!
The Spear struck true, yet unfortunately for Zahn it wasn't enough to skewer the Penthouse Panther to the deck for a decisive 'THREE!' Which wasn't to say Alexis was doing fine at the moment because nothing was further from the truth. Pretty face crimped in anguish, the former Tag Team Champion rolled out from under her attacker to create some precious separation before she clambered to one knee. Lyssa Zahn did much the same, the semi-reformed Black Hat keeping a careful eye on her fellow brunette as they fought through their respective aches and pains.
“Suck it up, kitty.” Zahn made sure to let Suguitan know she'd rose to her full height while Alexis was still pushing down Spear-induced nausea. “This fight's not over and you've got no one to tag. Which means no one to shoulder the blame when I beat your ass.”
Alexis' eyes narrowed, as she looked up, the Penthouse Panther seeming to lunge toward her adversary even before she'd regained her footing. “I don't need anyone to put down a troll like you, Zahn.”
Lyssa heard the anger, answered with a smile and batted eyelashes. “Say that without wheezing and maybe I'll believe--”
Alexis hurled herself at Zahn showing a huge Haymaker which was probably why the Social Media Superstar was able to dip it with a heartbeat to spare. Hooking her left arm around Suguitan's exposed bicep as she passed, Lyssa slipped in behind her rival and secured her other arm in identical fashion. The surprise on Alexis' face suggested she was worried about a Backslide or other pinning predicament, thus it was all the more startling when Zahn dipped down and boosted her into the air, the taller brunette's spine momentarily curved against Lyssa's back for what could've been a Gory SpecNO! Zahn halved her arm-control and used the remaining hook to spin Alexis around in front of her, the leggy battler thrown so off balance by all the twisting and turning she never raised a hand to guard against the Kneelift Lyssa THWONKED against her forehead!
BACK TO BACK KNEELIFT:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4_5FdalXwA
Suguitan windmilled her arms like an action movie villain balanced at the edge of a precarious ledge. In the end she stayed upright, though this was mostly due to Zahn snagging a handful of hair and pulling her into a Front Facelock. From there she tossed the catfighter's near arm across her shoulders and snagged hold of Suguitan's togs above her left hip, Lyssa's cheek-baring tug surely an accident of fightin' enthusiasm and not a bit of payback for the claws she'd endured earlier. No time to mull it over now though, the TikTok Terror bent down and boosted Suguitan all the way to one o'clock, the soles of her boots pointed into the rafters until Zahn swung her back the way she'd came while simultaneously dropping onto her back and drawing both knees up to her chest to ensure that Alexis THWHUMPED gut-first atop the bony joints!
SUPLEX-LIFT GUTBUSTER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZFu_H3Um94
Suguitan rolled away for the second time in maybe a minute, forcing Lyssa to give chase until the New Yorker realized her foe's general direction. Scrambling to her feet in short order, Zahn rushed by Lexy and slipped out onto the apron so she could climb to the top turnbuckle. Standing tall by the time the Penthouse Panther sloshed to a stop, Lyssa leapt out into the lights where she executed a mid-air toe touch that ensured she was stretched taut as a bowstring when she THWHAMMED down on Alexis' already roiled tummy! Suguitan's legs didn't shoot into the air but her heels were most definitely kicking and scraping against the mat until Lyssa hooked the far leg in a tight cradle and pulled it up to her chin for the...
FROG SPLASH:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPS2DmLiCqk
ONE...
TWO...
THRNOOOO!
Alexis twisted onto her side, breaking the cover to the delight of the Slaybor Day crowd. “Thuuuuhhh... that all you got?” Suguitan huffed, her tone all snark and sass even though her back was to the other brunette. “For a bitch shaped like an apple I would've thought you'd have a better SplaHHNNNNNNGGGHHHH!”
Zahn cuddled up against the Filipino Phenom's back, slipped her arms around that bronzed waist and locked her hands to put a serious squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze on Alexis' midsection with a grinding Bear Hug! “I'm sorry,” Lyssa snorted as she threw her right leg over Suguitan's thigh to keep her from glued in place, “did you just say I was 'apple-shaped'?”
“Shuu...short and round.” Alexis had glommed onto Zahn's wrists in an effort to prize her hands apart. “Sounds like an apple to mEEEOOOOOOWWWW BITCH!”
Lyssa released her clasp only to reach up and clamp down on Suguitan's chest, the Tweet Storm-Trooper avenging her own catty treatment with a pitiless mauling of the Panther's breasts. “Naaah, you got it all wrong, Lexy.” Zahn squeezed a little harder, made a point to work her wrists up 'n down as she continued to leave her mark. “You're the one getting her titties worked over in the center of the ring while several thousand people are losing their shit. That means YOU'RE the bitchHHHRRGGHHH!”
Not about to give ground in so catty a contest, Suguitan reached back with both hands, snatched hold of Lyssa's hair and pulled hard enough to make the New Yorker's eyes water! Merle issued a warning at once, but Lyssa didn't seem to want one despite her hiss of pained displeasure. “It's ok, Merle.”she grunted. “Lexy's gonna let me go before you have to say a word.”
“The hell I will.” Alexis yanked a little harder. “I'm not letting go until you get your disgusting hands off my AAAAAAAHHHHHHH SHIT!”
Lyssa narrowed her focus to Alexis' nipples, the black-clad battler plucking without mercy to make her rival release the—a sigh of relief from both ladies when Suguitan abandoned the hair-hold and Zahn resumed her Bear Hug. The arrangement was still far from ideal for the Thrilla From Manila, yet she was so relieved to escape those pincers that she didn't mind the gut-churning confinement of the Bear--“WHOAH!” Lyssa rolled to her back, then bridged onto her tiptoes and the crown of her skull to keep Suguitan stacked on her shoulders for...
ONE...
TWO...
Alexis bucked / twisted loose of the cover, though in so doing she landed flat on her aching stomach. “I'm already starting to question this 'be nice' schtick.” Zahn admitted as she filled her hands with Suguitan's dark locks. “Like, I'm a monster and people boo, but at least there's plenty of respect on my name. The instant I'm anything less than ruthless and suddenly second bananas are talking about putting me in traction!”
“Oh, fuck off with that shit.” Alexis growled. “Everyone knows Montoya carried you to relevance after the Bloodwind's OOOFFFHHH!”
The Insta-Gator spiked a huge Kneelift into the pit of her opponent's stomach, then dipped down and slipped an arm through the Phenom's legs so she could muscle her onto her shoulders in a Fireman's Carry. “What did I tell you about using foul language in my ring? Particularly the B word?”
Alexis didn't have the air to respond and Zahn didn't wait for an answer, instead she went to the corner she'd jumped from not too long ago and dropped Suguitan down across the ropes so that her torso made up the hypotenuse of a rather troublesome triangle. Didn't seem to bother Lyssa much though, in fact she was grinning from ear to ear when she mounted the bottom rope and looked out at the crowd. “Ya'll like me now, right?” The response wasn't uniformly positive, but it was positive and that's what Zahn wanted to hear. “Good, good. So you'll count for me, yeah?” That answer was a resounding yes, even Lyssa's detractors couldn't help but get in on the fun of a count in the corner. “Cool, cool. Ok, Lexy, don't take this personally!” The words were barely out of her mouth when Lyssa snatched hold of the other brunette's waistband and YANKED that shimmery white material up between her bronze buns!
And of course the wedgie was only half the equation, Zahn had promised a count and she delivered with authority, the Insta-Gator bringing her other hand down over and over while the crowd tolled off, 'ONE... TWO... THREE... FOUR... FIVE... SIX... SEVEN... EIGHT... NINE...' Lyssa hopped down, threw herself into an effortless back-roll and popped up on her feet in the middle of the squared circle. From there she rushed in and THWHUMPED Alexis' tummy with her hardest Kneelift yet!
ROPE HUNG KNEELIFT @ 00:03
www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-9Rj1Ldm9s
That last smash of the Zahnlyphone popped Suguitan up off her perch, so high in fact that Lyssa was able to pivot underneath and catch her in another Fireman's Carry! Nodding along with impressed cheers of the FAWNatics, Zahn stomped out into the middle of the ring and swept around in a circle that ended with her facing the hard camera. “She started as a Panther and finished as a meme! Not the worst arc, if you think about NGH! NGH! NGH!”
Alexis' gut might've been in an uproar, but her arms were still working just fine, as the Social Media Superstar discovered when Suguitan pounded several pointy elbows into the side of her head! Zahn didn't actually lose her balance but she did drop to one knee and that was all Alexis needed to slip off the dangerous mount. Of course evasion for one meant trouble for the other as the Filipino Phenom promptly reeled her foe into a Standing Headscissors, then butterflied her arms with a brawny Double Underhook.
Swinging around to face the hard camera Lyssa had just addressed, Suguitan bared her teeth in a hard grin and said, “Bitch wants memes? She'll love this one.” Zahn's opinion on the subject remained a mystery, however it was clear that the crowd most certainly approved when Lexy hooked her fingers into the leg-holes of Lyssa's trunks and delivered a wedgie so malicious it flipped the other brunette off her feet! Suguitan let loose at just the right moment, wrapped her arms around Zahn's upper thighs and dropped to a seat to THAWHAM her rival to the deck with a spine-crushing Panty Peeler! Scooting in against Lyssa's upturned haunches to keep her folded nice and tight, Alexis nodded along with Merle as he counted...
PANTY PEELER @ 00:20
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P9A8VBHL3o
ONE…
TWO…
THRNOOO!
From deep within Zahn relied on her survival instinct, throwing a shoulder up to keep defeat at bay for the moment. On her side but still within Alexis’ extended legs, Lyssa groaned meekly. She plucked absently at the spandex deep between her glutes, the Peeler leaving a telltale calling card not only on her consciousness but deep betwixt her backside.
“You’re as dead as Netscape, bitch,” Suguitan informed the TikTok Terror.
The Phenom disdainfully tossed Zahn’s limp legs aside and furiously worked at her boot laces. Making short work of her left set, Lexy slipped off the boot and, with Zahn struggling back to awareness, she deftly untied and removes the right.
“Sometimes, you have to bring back the classics and what’s more perfect for you than a good ole Slut Stomp?”
Alexis grabbed the blasted Lyssa by a wrist and handful of dark locks, ripping the Insta-Gator to her feet. She sent her foe sprinting across the canvas as fast as Lyssa’s depleted state allowed. Rebounding out of the ropes at a brisk pace, the glassy-eyed Social Media Superstar ran headlong into a bare foot Yakuza Kick that nearly removed her head from her shoulders!
The Tweet Storm-Trooper laid out in a starfish at the golden-brown Filipino’s feet and the Panther placed her sole atop Zahn’s mug. Lexy covered mouth and nose with her foot, keeping it pressed tight during the soft writhing of the demolished, demoralized Lyssa.
“Night night, loser.” Alexis chuckled, concentrating on the smother portion of her ‘Stomping’.
Zahn’s palms wrap around Suguitan’s ankle, trying to shift the suffocating sole off her, the Social Media Superstar growing more breathless by the second. Her shifting for oxygen kept at least one shoulder off the canvas. But as Lyssa’s fight slowed, each blade settles against the canvas, creating a most humiliating, money-shot pin for the catfighter.
Alexis raised her arms high and wide.
“Well?” she growled at Merle. “Count!”
Shaken from his stupor, the sight of a dominant Suguitan momentarily captivating, the official dropped to his chest next to the spreadeagled and sapped Lyssa, finally thwapping the canvas for the…
ONE…
TWO…
THRENOOOOOOOO!
The arrogance of the pin helped an obliterated Zahn persist, as she spasmed to life sufficiently to throw Suguitan’s foot off her features in time.
Alexis stumbled a step or two while the TikTok Terror rolled to her chest and pushed to all fours, drained but defiant. Alexis watched with a mix of anger and dismay. The slut had been well and properly stomped and still Lyssa persevered, the FAWNatics liking and subscribing in greater numbers with each tick of the clock.
Infuriated, Alexis wound up for a punt, SLAMMING her foot into Lyssa’s right set of ribs, sending the Tweet Storm-Trooper barrel rolling in the opposite direction. Whether by good fortune or design, Lyssa used the momentum to spool under the bottom rope and plop to the thinly-padded concrete floor.
Never one to avoid the outside, where cattiness was always encouraged, the Penthouse Panther slid between the ropes, remaining on the apron as a sweat-soaked Zahn scrapped to all fours then used the apron to fight to vertical.
With her target back in view, Alexis surged forward, swinging her coppery-skinned stem like a pendulum, the punt headed directly for Lyssa’s chin.
The Iconic Influencer spun away from the blow and swept an arm behind the planted leg of the Filipino, knocking Lexy off her feet. Suguitan landed on her spine and skull, the hardest part of the ring sending a shock-wave through both, leaving Alexis staring blankly into the rafters.
For long moments the former Black Hat leaned heavily against the edge in recovery mode as Suguitan entered that locale. But Lyssa rebooted faster. She spun Suguitan ninety degrees, so a face up Lexy’s noggin extended from the apron’s endpoint. Retreating several steps, Zahn turned and rushed toward the dangling dome. Lifting a knee, Lyssa RAMMED the bony cap into the Panther’s left temple, spinning Alexis back under the ropes from the impact, the Phenom’s dark eyes vacant, Alexis reduced to a drooling stupor.
A gassed Lyssa forced the fight onward, determined to make her waylaid adversary pay.
With Alexis managing to roll to her chest to prevent an easy pin, Lyssa dropped to hers in front of the catfighter. Zahn clamped on with a Front Chancery and Gator Rolled whatever senses remain clean out of the Destroyer-class exotic.
GATOR ROLL:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tsw-JCjzLE
With Alexis deeper in a daze, the Insta-Gator shoved her flaccid foe to her back and covered in a lateral press, hooking the far leg for good measure, garnering the pin and the win at…
ONE…
TWO…
THRNOOO!
The perpetual bridesmaid of big matches slipped a shoulder off the canvas by the scantest of margins, keeping her hopes alive and the Zahn-iacs disappointed.
For her part, Lyssa seemed far from flummoxed. She wrapped her palms around Lexy’s long ebony locks and hauled the dilapidated Suguitan to unsteady feet, Alexis bent at the waist.
The Social Media Superstar swung an arm around the back of the Phenom’s neck. With the lowered head tugged into a Front Facelock, Lyssa showed that while she might not have as much power as Alexis, she still had plenty to spare.
Zahn launched Alexis heavenward, Suguitan’s bare feet pointed to the lights above.
Seamlessly, Lyssa genuflected and brought the Panther plummeting across bended knee, the back of Lexy’s neck CRASHING DOWN atop the plank of Lyssa’s upper left leg with a violent, crowd-shaking Kneel Before Zahn!
KNEEL BEFORE ZAHN@ 00:05
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP8P_Y8r4mc
An exhausted but satisfied Lyssa draped her body across the Filipino’s in a lateral press, the TikTok Terror hooking the far leg for good measure.
The delighted, thriving crowd counts in LOUD unison with the slaps of the mat for the…
ONE…
TWO…
THRENOOO!
A collective groan emanates from the FAWNatics as Alexis shoved a shoulder a few inches off the deck. Lyssa’s left in disbelief, the Iconic Influencer shaking her head, dark eyes wide in wonder.
“Not possible,” the former Black Hat whispers to herself, apparently loud enough to be heard by a stubborn Suguitan.
“Never, bitch. That’s when you’ll beat me.”
Zahn’s frustration slowly turned to a weary smile.
She collected Alexis’ braincase in both hands and slowly maneuvered the flagging Suguitan to her bare feet. Pressing her palms against the Panther’s shoulders she shoved Alexis into a stumbling backpedal. The Phenom remained upright long enough to rebound out of the ropes and stagger toward a leaping Lyssa who SLAYS Suguitan with a comic-ideal Supergirl Punch that left Alexis a steaming wreck in front of the Insta-Gator.
SUPERGIRL PUNCH:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTOpDh5LkaE
Alexis hit the deck flat on her back but give the Penthouse Panther her due, she quickly rolled to her stomach and fought to all fours. Her progress slowed considerably upon reaching that point which was probably why Lyssa planted a foot on either side of her hips, then hunkered down and reached underneath to SMECK greedy claws onto Suguitan's bounty! Smiling even before Alexis shrieked out in shock and dismay, Zahn hooked her legs around the other brunette's waist and rolled onto her butt to spin Alexis to a seat that also put her in the New Yorker's lap.
“Ya know I kinda thought we could be friends after this.” Lyssa sounded earnest, though her actions were anything but friendly as she wedged her shins against Alexis's calves to wrench her legs apart even in the midst of her ferocious jugg mugging. “But you've been so fuckin' mean ever since the opening bell. Just running your mouth all the time, then you split me up the middle and if that wasn't bad enough, you put your nasty ass foot in my face! C'mon Lex, who does thrrrrrggggghhhhhh!”
Pulling at Zahn's wrists offered her nothing, so Suguitan reached over with both hands and filled her hands with the other wrestler's hair! “Don't you fucking put all this on me, you're one of the nastiest bitches I've ever--” Alexis sucked in a ragged breath as the Social Media Superstar caught hold of her nipples through the thin white lycra of her top and twisted as hard as she could!
“You sure about that, Lex?” Zahn's tone was light, but the strain from the hair-pull was obvious. “I mean, you HAVE fought some pretty nasty bitches, but you've lost to most of HHHRRRRRGGGHHH!”
Suguitan coiled several more curls of Lyssa's hair around her fingers and pulled like she meant to take her rival's scalp. “I've had gold around my waist, punk.” she hissed. “And it wasn't put there with a filter either. What've you ever doNNEEEERRRRRGGGHHHH!”
Lyssa rolled onto her back, which dragged Alexis into her lap while also showing off the exotique's straining backside. Wasn't a lingering view though, Zahn just kept her there long enough for Merle to check her own shoulders, then she popped her hips and swooped forward to THWHAM Suguitan down with a massive Keister Bounce! “What do I do?” Lyssa shifted back to her previous full-handed squeezing, all the better to smash those bronzed breasts over and over. “I make legends quit, I make monsters bleed and now? Now I make bad girls cry! What have you ever done except hitch your wagon to someone better than OOOOOOWWWWWWWW!”
Involuntary total hair loss hadn't carried the threat Alexis thought it would so she shifted over to another tried and true catfighting technique, namely latching onto her foe's ears and pulling like she meant to take them as a prize! Lyssa shrieked and abandoned the claw at once, though she held her hooks in place long enough to deliver several rough punches to the other brunette's tummy before she disengaged entirely and they rolled in opposite directions.
Both brunettes made it to their knees quickly enough, but once they were there and could stare daggers into the other they took their time addressing their various aches and pains. “Vicious slut.” Alexis grumbled as she adjusted her distended cups. “If you wanted to fight inside my top I could've just kicked your ass on the carpet.”
“Do they pull ears there too? I thought that was just for back-alley skanks... oh wait.”
Suguitan snarled, got to her feet and rolled her shoulders. “Watch your mouth, nerd. I've got more class than you could ever dream of.”
“Too bad it doesn't help you win fightSNNNGGHH!”
More than a little tired of the implied civility that came with Chops, Alexis simply stomped across the mat and CRACKED her rival across the mouth with a huge Bitch Slap! Zahn's head swiveled to one side only to snap back so she could look Alexis in the eyes when she clouted her cheek with an answering slap! Just like that they were both throwing slaps, each brunette barely waiting for the other to deliver her next shot before she unloaded her own. The ratio was one to one for ten seconds or so, then Suguitan broke the pattern with two in a row and widened her margin by DRIVING the narrow edges of her hands down into the sides of Zahn's neck in a Mongolian Chop!
Lyssa cried out and tried to clench but Alexis shoved her away and followed up with three more neck-hacking Chops! The last set sent the New Yorker to one knee for her to power up and right into a eye-watering Double Breast Claw from the Filipino Phenom! “THIS is how you work over sub-par tits, bitch!” Suguitan purred as she poured on the ten-tined torture. “You want to give up now or hold on until your knees give out? I promise I'll THINK about letting you go if you cry loud enNNGGGHHH!”
Lyssa wasn't thinking clearly enough to answer with a counter-claw so she simply raised her hands high and brought them smashing down on the other brunette's forearms to break Alexis's grip. The relief was instant, albeit quite short-lived as THWHONKED a Headbutt into the bridge of her nose! Zahn stumbled back on watery legs, giving the Penthouse Panther all the room she needed to pivot on one foot and skip forward, her right foot shooting straight for Lyssa's ja-NOOOO! The TikTok Terror grabbed hold of Suguitan's ankle in both hands and very deliberately jammed both thumbs into the soft, unfortunately bare sole, of that captured foot!
Alexis yowled and bounced on her plant foot, but couldn't do much more than swipe at Lyssa's nose until the New Yorker cranked that leg up as high as it'd go and swung it back down as hard as she could! It whipped back like a scythe so Suguitan doubled over to better keep balance which put her forehead on a collision course with the Kneelift Zahn fired off at just the right time! Alexis rocked back on her heels, arms pinwheeling for balance in the aftermath of the head-rocking shot. The Filipino Phenom did remain vertical when all was said and done, though Lyssa lent a literal hand (two actually) by snatching hold of her rival's hair before reeling her into a Standing Headscissors. Catching hold of a Waistlock as soon as she'd clamped down on Suguitan's noggin, Zahn flipped her ass over teakettle, then halved her grip so she could reach through the other brunette's thighs and clasp her hands in a snug S-grip. Eyes wide with shock, Alexis had enough time to clamp down on her attacker's thighs before Lyssa kicked her legs out and dropped to a seat to THAWHONK the crown of Alexis' skull against the deck courtesy a huge Cradle Piledriver!
CRADLE PILEDRIVER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM7VHrFzN08
The white-clad battler bounced clear and landed awkwardly on her hip and shoulder, where she stayed until Zahn went back to the hair-hold and hauled her upright. From there she dipped down, threaded an arm through Suguitan's stems and boosted her onto her shoulders in a Fireman's Carry. Baring her teeth as she started to spin in place, Lyssa managed five full rotations en route to tossing Alexis up 'n over, the Tweet Storm-Trooper converting Suguitan's free fall into a full-force Power Slam that THAWHAMMED Lexy against the thinly-sheathed plywood!
MEME GENERATOR @ 00:09
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaMqDkSL67Q
Bouncing in place in the aftermath of the Meme Generator, Lyssa hooked the far leg and rolled into a Back Press that had Suguitan's buns jostling in the overhead lights while Merle counted out the...
ONE...
TWO...
THREE!
Zahn broke the cover and rolled to one knee, the victorious battler allowing Merle to raise her hand while the Announcer called, “Ladies and gentlemen, your winner via pin-fall... LYSSA ZAHN!”
“Losing look on you, cutie.” Zahn chirped as she set a foot atop her opponent's gulping tummy. “Know where else you'll look good? On my Wall of Shame.”
Already thinking about angles and filters, Lyssa hurried over to her corner, grabbed her phone and got everything ready for an impromptu photoshoot. Imagine her irritation then when she turned around and discovered Suguitan on her knees and rubbing at the small of her back rather than stretched out flat looking at the lights. “Really? You only let assholes like VanBuren and Singh embarrass you post-bell?”
Alexis looked up, her eyes narrowing. “I never LET anyone embarrass me, Zahn.”
“So what I'm hearing is I'll have to kick your ass a little harder if I want to mount you on my wall.”
“Try it. I'll make you eat that phone before I let you show me off.”
Lyssa observed her carefully. “You worked my trunks. HARD. I've got every right to shame your ass after the bell.”
“You worked my tits just as hard. I've got every right to break your jaw if you step in this direction.”
Zahn considered the circumstances for several more seconds before she sighed and tucked the phone back into her armband. “It's not nearly as fun when you're not blubbering for mercy. Guess I'll have to spank you even harder next time.”
Suguitan grunted, got to her feet, swayed on the spot. “Isn't going to be a next time, brat.”
“Oooooohhhhh, you were talking like a girl who wanted a rematch... or a sparring partner. Too bad, I thought we might be friends.”
Alexis frowned, looking confused. “Wait, what? What the hell are you--”
“I'm trying to figure out how your brain works, Suguitan. And I'm doing a miserable job of it thus far. You want a rematch? That's fine with me. You want a sparring partner? I'll consider that too. Wanna tell me to fuck right off? Go for it, either way, you know how to find me and I'll appreciate the engagement. Or at least the algorithm will.”
Message delivered, Lyssa slipped out of the ring, plucked her phone out of its sheath and set about getting some victory selfies with appropriately attired (read: No Bloodwind shirts) members of the audience while Alexis Suguitan tried to get a bead on just how she might take the Black Hat up on her offer.