Post by hawkeye on Mar 8, 2021 1:04:52 GMT
The buzz from the crowd grows as they eagerly wait for the next title match. Given that the opponents for Leggs, Inc was not announced, the FAWNatics sit on the edge of their collective seats ready to burst into cheers when...
You’ve Got Another Thing Comin’:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=coA75uoMF40
The chattering immediately turns into clear, distinct boos as The Wrecking Crew comes through the curtains. A spotlight hones on the dirty pair as seizure-inducing lights hit the rest of the arena.
MADDY MAYHEM
REBECCA RAVAGE
“You know what, Becky?” Maddy asks her partner.
“What? It better not be one of your stupid complaints again!” Rebecca replies harshly.
“Chill chica! I think this song is beginning to grow on me! Now let’s go get ourselves some gold!” Maddy walks down the ramp first while Rebecca looks at her with a raised eyebrow.
“You better stick to the plan!” Rebecca yells from behind as she catches up to her partner.
"WHAT PLAN?" Maddy asks as she nonchalantly walks down the ramp alongside her partner.
With Batsy over her shoulders, Maddy sports a red vinyl studded bra and boy shorts completed with two-toned black-red paddings and black boots. As for Rebecca, she’s sporting a matching oxblood bra and bottom, completed with black paddings and boots with RR, stylized on both boots. Her fists were taped with R on the back of each hand.
Maddy makes a dash and slides into the ring while Rebecca takes the ring steps and steps through the middle ropes. Inside the ring, the two make their way to the opposing corner and elevate themselves to the second ropes where they continue to relish in the disdain of the FAWNatics before settling onto the deck.
Maddy makes her the commentators' side where she hands over Batsy and requests for a mic.
"Hey! Handle her with care! Dickhead!" Maddy chastises the ringside assistant, her voice slightly amplified by the mic in hand.
"Ahem!", Maddy clears her throat and brings the mic close to her lips.
"You guys might be thinking, 'what did we do to deserve this opportunity?'"
"Maybe I beat Valerie before? Or maybe together, we are just unstoppable!"
"Truth is...I don't even know it myself! Hahahaha!"
"But the truth is...like it or not, we are taking IT." Maddy ends off with a menacing smile.
"SO LET'S HAVE FUN!" Maddy turns 180 into a sweet cheery voice as their opponents' music starts to play.
It takes but a moment for the lights to lower. The Tron blinks from the omnipresent FAWN logo to a neon pink outline of a long, lean set of legs walking across the screen from the left. From the opposite side, another set does the same and, as they meet, the lines of the limbs swirl into a cursive font, emerging and settling into ‘Leggs, Inc.’
Pink pyro shoots in diagonal blasts from either side of the stage, the crowd roaring and ready. The last blast of fireworks flies toward the rafters as Rod Stewart’s ‘Hot Legs’ blares from the arena speakers (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHcjjxYbgNM ). The Amazonian ideals, one with olive skin and long dark locks, the other with skin of lightly tanned ivory and a golden mane, move to center stage, showing off their undeniable weaponry and the gaudy gold and leather belts across their long, lean midriffs.
MARIEL MCGINTY
VALERIE STIPANOVIC
The champions’ anthem isn’t played without very good cause. Reaching their spot on the stage, the partners turn to each other and glide hands over the length of each other’s stupendous stems. By the time each is done, their pert cheeks are pointed high. Up the hands trail, making the long return trip, each expedition ending with a cheeky pinch, drawing a wide grin from their opposite number. A massive roar of approval emerges from the eyeballing attendees.
With all attention captured, the duo set foot down the ramp, their long strides gobbling up space. Blonde and brunette aren’t as interactive tonight, passing on high-fives with the fans. Still, the mob chants for the owners of the undeniable appendages as they reach the ring.
“LEGS…LEGS…LEGS”.
The blonde is clad in a cutoff gray Calvin Klein hoodie (hood down) unzipped and wide to show the towering beauty’s pink sports bra. Multicolored speckles dot throughout the top and her pink boy-cut trunks ride exceedingly high to accentuate further the incredible gams on the rookie. Pink boots and black pads finish the slight attire.
Next to her, the brunette is in a similar hoodie. The rest of her gear is parallel in style though the more tanned of the pair is in striking white, boots and pads added to her snowy sports bra and ‘barely there’ shorts.
With each set of legs well-inspected, the glowing duo makes the trip up the steps then halfway down the ropes, their eyes remaining glued on the dangerous adversaries. Nick Castle, wanting no pre-match problems, makes sure the former champs and their manager remain in their assigned corner.
Slipping through the cables in heart-stopping stages, Leggs, Inc beam like the queens of the mountain they are. Reaching the middle, they unstrap the leather and raise the belts high, seemingly daring the challengers to charge.
The ring announcer breaks into the captivating display.
“And their opponents. Weighing in at a combined 255 pounds…from Slippery Rock, Pennsylvania and Los Angeles, California respectively…MARIEL…”LEGS”…MCGINTY and VALERIE “STEMS” STIPANOVIC…ladies and most assuredly gentlemen…your tag team champions…LEGGS INCORPORATED.”
The crowd rewards the hypnotizing duo with a standing ovation that only slows when Mariel calls for a microphone, both Amazons turning from the hard camera to this month’s victims. The blonde raises it to her lips.
“You want to know why we chose you two? Because we’ve already stomped the top teams. We thought we’d take a month off and slum with the loopy losers. So good luck, degenerates. You’ll need it.”
McGinty hands the stick to Nick then each champion hand their belts to Castle. Mariel and Val backpedal to their corner, Stems continuing through the ropes to leave the Gamazon to start the match for the champs.
"You know what Becky? She isn't wrong about us being degenerates. We kinda are" Maddy speaks with unbelievable sense of self-awareness.
"Call us whatever you want bitch, after this match is over, everyone will call us 'Champs'!"
Ravage snarls as the bell clangs, calling the representative of each team to the center.
The Brooklyn Buzzcut and Legs make the way to the center of the ring, slowing down as they come close, before lunging at each other with a collar-and-elbow lock up!
Nose-to-nose, the two legal wrestlers stare into each other's eyes intensely despite this being their first encounter. The taller blonde takes initial advantage by trapping Rebecca in an old school headlock, gritting her teeth as she applies pressure. Rebecca doesn't stay there for long though. She clutches Mariel by her wrist and breaks the hold by force, twisting it behind Mariel in a hammerlock.
"Urghh." Mariel grunts as Rebecca pushes her arm up. McGinty tries to break free by throwing an elbow slightly below her shoulders to catch her shorter opponent but Rebecca ducks even lower and trips Mariel, causing her to fall flat on her face! Mariel lifts her face slightly upon impact, clutching her nose in pain while Ravage quickly scurries beside her and traps her in a Headlock.
"Here, let me fix that for ya!" Rebecca sticks her index and middle fingers into Mariel's nostrils and hooks it up, causing Legs to squeal!
"Hey, stop that..1...2..3...", Castle demands.
Rebecca throws her arms up in innocence and the ref tries to pull the women apart. But as Mariel gets up to one knee, Rebecca shoves the ref aside and sucker punches the taller blonde right in the nose!
"HEY!"
"BITE ME! NICK!" Rebecca barks as she pulls a tearing McGinty back to her feet, while her partner, Stems, looks on with concern.
"Hey! Stick!" Rebecca calls out for Valerie's attention before grabbing her crotch in an offensive manner.
The Brooklyn Buzzcut snatches Mariel's head under her arm and grabs her waistband, throwing her overhead with a Snap Suplex!
SNAP SUPLEX
youtu.be/b4Go5F20T6A
Ravage quickly floats over her body, looking for the quick win, covering her for...
ONE!
The defending champ kicks out early and rolls onto her side to prevent another cover.
Rebecca grabs McGinty by the hair and drags her into her home corner, sticking her palm out to tag Maddy in!
"Whee!" Maddy hops over the top rope as The Wrecking Crew begins mud stomping the crap out of Legs in the corner side by side.
As Castle reaches ‘FOUR’, Ravage relents and steps through the ropes to ponder a battered McGinty. Mayhem twirls one of her pigtails in contemplation in front of Mariel and scrapes the lanky blonde off the canvas. As the champ wobbles on her endlessly long legs, Miss Mayhem takes off for the cables in front of her.
She rebounds at full speed and races at a dazed Mariel. Leaping, Maddy sends a raised knee CRASHING into McGinty’s chest, the impact taking the title holder down to her knees. With the Gamazon cut down to size, Maddy heads for the ropes again, again gathering momentum out of the strands and leaping into another knee strike, this one to Mariel’s forehead. McGinty timbers over, her hammies folding atop her calves, famed weaponry crumpled atop themselves.
Diving Knee Strike ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=eznYtHHgu6s ) 1:08
Ending flat on her back, Legs presents too inviting a target for the giggling challenger, Miss Mayhem diving atop Mariel in a lateral press, then pulling out and hooking a long lean gam for good measure for the…
ONE…
TWO…
Mariel spasms free, using the strength in her stems to knock Maddy from her cover, pushing Mayhem up to her haunches next to the bleary-eyed Gamazon.
With Mariel on her side, a snorting Maddy pushes the champ to her chest and leaps to her feet. Standing between her foe’s lower limbs, she faces away from her fellow blonde’s torso and plucks both ankles, lifting the legs off the canvas. With a foot stationed between her foe’s gams, Mayhem folds the limbs across each other, knotting them tight around her left leg.
With Mariel secured, Miss Mayhem proves she’s more than just a ragged brute. Turning to take a seat, she spins McGinty to her back then grabs her foe’s wrists. With troublesome strength, Maddy lifts Mariel’s namesakes, capturing the Incorporated blonde in an Indian Deathlock Surfboard.
Indian Deathlock Surfboard ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=eznYtHHgu6s )
Stood on her head, as Maddy tortures her arms, legs and back, McGinty yelps in pain, shrieking out a ‘NO’ when Nick asks if she wants to surrender the belts.
“Give up, Giraffe. Before I decide to break them.” Maddy growls, increasing the pressure and drawing a howl of anguish from the writhing blonde.
On the sidelines, Val shows all the support she can, slipping halfway through on the way to make a save before an eagle-eyed Castle turns and scolds her back outside the cables.
Rebecca looks on in delight as her partner continues the torment, that is until she seemingly gets bored with the squirming and squeals. Unclasping her legs from McGinty’s, she shoves the champ’s gams away, rises to her feet and shakes out her limbs.
As the Gamazon struggles to a weary seat, Miss Mayhem latches onto a wrist and tugs the towering blonde to vertical. She whips McGinty to the far ropes and turns to hit those behind her. Meeting in the middle, Maddy’s ready with the Kitchen Sink, DRIVING a knee into the long midriff of a similarly charging McGinty, Mariel flipping over the impaling belly shot and landing harshly on her spine.
Kitchen Sink ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOjTLcG3OCg )
Rolling up to a seat, a bug-eyed, gasping Mariel is a mess, hugging her roiling tummy as a stomping frustrated Stipanovic turns away in the champs’ corner.
Rushing in from behind, Maddy plants a soccer kick into the base of the blonde’s spine, forcing Mariel to arch in agony. Latching on to the tumbling golden locks of her foe, she pulls McGinty up to hands and knees and leads her doggy-style to the Wrecking Crew corner, handing off the leash to the Brooklyn Buzzcut after a slap of palms.
Maddy collects dual hooks behind McGinty’s elbows and tugs a hurting Mariel to her feet. Struggling for an escape as Rebecca slides by, Mariel can’t manage to break free before Ravage spins into a side kick that GUTS McGinty, doubling over the Gamazon.
Double teaming ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBJHqHpLOOw ) 00:04
A deep groan escapes the increasingly desperate, brethless Mariel as she falls to all fours, the Crew watching with pride as Mariel covers her midriff with a swaddling arm and pushes up to a kneel with the other.
As Castle guides a grinning Mayhem out of the battle zone, Ravage races toward the Leggs, Inc. corner and takes a swipe at Valerie before turning and racing toward a rising McGinty. The Brooklyn Buzzcut leaps toward a full body splash. Mariel tries to evacuate and leave the corner empty, but Mayhem’s locked elbows with her again and Mariel’s CRUSHED beneath the mass of the challenger’s splash.
As Rebecca bounces away from the impact, Maddy releases her hooks and shoves McGinty to the blue-eyed Brooklynite. Rebecca wraps an arm around the head of the stooped and sagging Gamazon. Ravage surges forward, pulling Mariel along for the ride. She vaults into the air, legs extended, to take McGinty down with a bulldog. But Mariel gets her hands on the Buzzcut’s hips on launch and shoves her foe at lift off. Ravage takes the trip solo, landing HARD on her tailbone.
Yipping in pain, hands rushing to her aching ass, Ravage curses under her breath. The volume increases when Mariel adds a thumping kick to the base of Rebecca’s backbone, the challenger arching in agony from the impact.
Ready for some recovery time, Mariel staggers past Rebecca and slaps hands with her partner, Stems folding her infamous lower limbs through the ropes to join the fight. She wraps both hands around the noggin of the challenger and yanks Ravage to one knee where she extends Ravage’s left arm, steps over to briefly scissors, then presses a knee tight to Rebecca’s temple before laying out, delivering a nasty single-knee facebreaker that sends the Brooklyn Buzzcut flying halfway across the ring from the wicked, whiplash-inducing impact.
Single-knee facebreaker ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJm9AbjYjHw&t=13s ) 00:09
Valerie crawls to the splayed Ravage and folds her foe in a matchbook, leaning into the pits of the challenger’s raised knees as she crawls from boots toward brains.
Castle slides next to the folded Ravage, slapping the canvas for the…
ONE…
TWO…
Rebecca kicks out, unfurling from beneath the Angeleno. She reaches toward Maddy’s outstretched arm but the hand off attempt is considerably short and becomes more so when a risen Val snatches an ankle and pulls Rebecca to the middle. Stipanovic lifts the captured limb high, RAMMING it into the thinly-sheathed plywood.
Rebecca snarls as she pulls the throbbing lower limb close, ending in a seated position with Valerie behind her, Stipanovic lowering to the same posture and snuggling close behind, sliding her folded legs beneath the arms of her foe. Grabbing a handful of Rebecca’s locks, Stems holds a wincing Brooklyn Buzzcut in place. One by one, she lifts and folds her renowned legs behind the neck and head of the challenger before locking them at the ankles.
Pushing forward with her weapons, Val tries to break the neck of the nasty reprobate with her brutal Lotus Lock.
Lotus Lock ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=308SXP5A-OE )
“Whaddya say?” Castle asks, tempting Ravage to quit.
“I say I’m going to kick your ass and hers when I get out of this,” the New Yorker grunts defiantly, even as Valerie amps up the pressure.
Grunting and hissing, Ravage tries to stretch her legs for the ropes. With mastery over her long legs and trunk, Val skillfully twists her lower half left and right, trying to inflict whiplash on Rebecca.
"Don't you wish you had legs like mine now?" Val teases as she increases the pressure on the hold.
"SHUT--AHHHHHH!! NO!" Rebecca howls as the pressure mounts but refuses to submit.
Meanwhile, Mayhem is getting increasingly annoyed at her partner's inability to escape the hold.
"Submi--ARGH!" Stems’ demand is interrupted.
Maddy's patience eventually runs out and she dashes into the ring to break the hold by kicking Val in the small of her back!
"Dumb bitch!" Maddy curses as Castle ushers her back into the corner. The two legal women massage the kink in their necks as they rise to their feet. The New Yorker charges with a running clothesline but Val puts her long legs to good use, taking down Rebecca with a spinning leg lariat before she even comes close. Stunned, Ravage clumsily rises to her feet allowing Val to sneak up from behind and hook the blonde up, back-to-back, with Ravage's legs threaded between her body and stems. Val cups her hands on Ravage's chin and drops to a seat!
Spinning Leg Lariat and Widow's Peak
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztehG-lSqs4
The Brooklyn Buzzcut lets out a groan before falling limp onto the canvas, ending flat on her belly. Val quickly rolls her over and hooks her legs up for the...
ONE!
TWO!
THRENOOO!!!
Rebecca spasms out of the near fall just as Maddy steps into the ring. Maddy stretches her arm out for a tag but a woozy Rebecca rolls out of the ring to create some distance instead.
"Oh come on Becky!" Maddy complains as Rebecca catches her breath. Valerie slips out from the side of the ring as the ref counts Ravage. And just as Rebecca regains her bearings, Val turns on the sharp corner of the ringside and catches Ravage with a jumping side kick!
Jumping Side kick
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dluCqTLdrQ
As Rebecca collapses onto the ground, Val stares dagger into The Mistress of Madness, recalling the loss from four years ago. Soon, Val turns her attention back to the stumbling Ravage and throws her back into the ring. Not forgetting the more important task of defending the titles, Val puts her grievance with Maddy aside and hooks Rebecca's leg for the...
ONE!
TWO!
THRENOO!!!
Ravage bucks out of the cover once more and Maddy desperately asks for the tag in. But Val denies it by dragging the incapacitated Rebecca towards her home corner and tags in a recovered Mariel. The pair picks Rebecca up and directs her to the center of the ropes and whips her across the ring. Leggs, Inc follows Rebecca until the center where they double over and prepare to launch The New Yorker to the moon.
"AHHHH!" Mariel cries as a leg lift hits her right in the nose. Puzzled, Valerie rises only to see a spinning Rebecca smacking her in the chest with a strong Discus Clothesline!
Discus Clothesline
www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0qJHBN70o8
McGinty stumbles towards Rebecca, trying to catch her with a single hand while the other hand clutches her nose.
"EAT THIS!" Rebecca pries her hand from the nose and headbutts her square in the nose once more!
"OWWWWWWWWW!"
Mariel drops to a prone position, drumming her legs on the canvas as she mends her nose. Rebecca tiredly backpedals into the corner, allowing her partner to tap her shoulder for the tag.
The Mistress of Madness quickly disposes with a struggling Valerie, plucking her off the canvas then tossing her over the top rope, and stalks Mariel from behind.
Rushing a rising Mariel, Maddy throws a wicked chop block into the back of McGinty’s left knee, sending the yelping blonde down, Legs genuflecting as she reaches for her aching limb. Climbing back to vertical, Mayhem lines up McGinty’s raised leg and BLASTS a soccer kick into the pit of Mariel’s right knee, making for a set of screaming joints.
Knocked to the canvas, Mariel writhes on the mat, hugging both gams close, her primary weapons made at least temporarily useless by the Mistress of Mayhem.
The gleeful challenger pushes to her feet and stomps the stems of the Gamazon, drawing yips and mewls from the champion, McGinty collapsing into a fetal ball in a vain effort to protect herself. Finally satisfied after a mudhole has been made, Maddy grabs McGinty by the ears and draws the lanky blonde to stooped, tottering feet. She guides Mariel to the ropes and stuffs her upper half through, over the middle rope, Mariel left out to dry.
Maddy turns and strides to a neutral corner down the length of the ring. She ably climbs to the top, turns and surveys the tangled titleholder, Mariel trying to get her legs in enough working order to maneuver off the cable. Too late.
Mayhem lives up to her name, leaping off her penthouse perch toward the apron, legs extended, risking life and limb but smelling roses when her Guillotine Leg Drop from the top CRASHES down across the back of McGinty’s neck. The teeter-totter of Mariel’s long frame rushes forward, her forehead SLAMMING into the hardest part of the deck. Her lower half tumbles out after the impact. She spills to the floor, ending in a semi-conscious heap.
A beaming Maddy gives her rump a rub from the harsh landing but is quickly back at work, digging her digits into Mariel’s locks.
Val turns a corner to intercede, but Ravage is at the ready. Having already circled from behind, she grabs the long, lean brunette by a wrist and hair hold. Turning Stipanovic toward the ring, Rebecca THUMPS Valerie’s forehead into the same stretch of thinly-covered plywood as her partner. Val’s noggin whiplashes away from the collision, Stipanovic staggering to the metal barricade where she puddles at its base.
With Castle’s attention torn between the two eruptions of violence outside the ring, he fails to start his count and the Mistress of Mayhem uses the opportunity. Maddy rips a dazed Mariel to her feet and aims her at the steel ring steps. Pivoting with a heave, she delivers McGinty to them with an Irish Whip, the Gamazon with barely the time to turn a shoulder into the steps as she hits with a reverberating CLANG.
A grimacing McGinty cradles one arm with the other. She tries to rise but her throbbing stems fail her and she ends seated on what’s left of the unsettled stairs. Maddy turns to Becky to see the Brooklyn Buzzcut forcefully ‘guiding’ a wobbly Valerie back to her corner, then turns her attention back to her fellow legal participant.
Over her shoulder, she hears Castle’s belated count at ‘SEVEN’. She plucks Mariel from her makeshift chair and stuffs her back in the ring under the bottom rope. Maddy rolls in after to break the count, latching onto Mariel’s weapons of choice at the ankles. Sliding back out with Legs’ legs in tow, Maddy situates the lower limbs so one is on either side of the post. Mayhem tugs them forward RAMMING Mariel’s crotch into the steel beam. Mariel’s face contorts in agony, her baby blues bulging as her jaw drops wide.
But the Mistress of Mayhem is far from done. She quickly knots her legs with Mariel’s more noteworthy counterparts in a figure-four while lying atop the wreckage of the stairs. The torture of the world-famous stems begins, the effectiveness of Maddy’s leglock multiplied several times by being wrapped around the post. Maddy leans back and Mariel howls in anguish, muscle, tendons and bone tested to the snapping point.
Maddy might have tormented the title holder all day if another count hadn’t been started by a flustered Castle, Mayhem having the awareness to release her figure-four at ‘FOUR’ and climb back in the ring to a puddled, whimpering Mariel before the ten-count.
Again, the challenger finds an open ankle and drags a chest-down Mariel to the middle, far from any salvation in the ropes.
In the Incorporated corner, a recovering Val leans heavily against the ropes but has enough energy to call out encouragement to her compatriot. It does McGinty little good as Maddy lifts the captured left leg high, drops to a knee and folds the usually lethal limb forward, Mayhem surrounding the leg in a tight grip then shoving it forward and down, renewing the punishment of Legs with an innovative version of the Stretch Muffler.
Stretch Muffler ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdSoFf-TXXA )
Her wheels already worn by Maddy’s technically precise mayhem, Mariel wails in pain. The ropes several feet away, a sobbing McGinty soon has a palm wavering over the canvas, Castle asking if she wants to surrender the tag titles.
Valerie doesn’t give her partner the chance to give in, rushing through the ropes and SLAMMING a Big Boot into the back of Maddy’s skull, breaking the submission.
As a dazed Maddy flops to her back, blankly staring at the rafters, Ravage enters and tackles Stipanovic from the side. The two tumble to the canvas and fire away, each taking turns topside in dueling Thesz Presses, swabbing the other with closed fists to Nick’s dismay.
Having crawled to the ropes, Mariel leans into the bottom strand in a seated position, massaging furiously at her throbbing legs, trying to knead some life back into them before Mayhem can clear her head.
The illegal duo continues to brawl as they roll out of the ring.
Meanwhile, Mayhem clambers for a bit before struggling to her feet, shaking her head as she stumbles towards a struggling Mariel.
"GET UP!" Maddy growls as she pulls the champion up by her blonde locks halfway and catches her arms in a double underhook. The seething psycho pulls McGinty to the center of the ring where she kicks one leg back and readies herself for the Mayhem Double-arm DDT, but the intervening time from the ropes to the center of the ring gives Mariel enough time to recover, albeit slightly.
Mariel squeezes her pecs to break free of the double underhook. She clutches Maddy, wrenching one of her arms as she spins out of the compromising position. Keeping hold of Maddy's arm, Mariel pumps her injured knee into the air and catches Maddy in the lower jaw, sending her foe into stupor. Mariel winces in pain as her knee buckles for a bit, but she grinds through the pain and sends a back kick into Maddy's face, knocking her flat on her back.
The champ collapses to the mat shortly after the kick, holding her gam in agony as she drags herself towards the friendly corner. Outside the ring, it appears that Val has emerged victorious after the short ringside brawl and quickly hops on to the apron with an extended arm, slapping the turnbuckle pads to motivate her compatriot.
Slightly behind Mariel, a stirring Maddy crawls towards her in slow pursuit, attempting to deny a tag from being made. Maddy catches Mariel by the ankle, preventing her from progressing any further. Desperate, Mariel pushes herself onto one leg and delivers a kick in Maddy's cheek!
"UGHH!!!" Maddy releases the hold and stumbles into the ropes. Free from Maddy's grasp, Mariel gets up on one leg and dives forward to make the hot tag!
Val rushes into the ring to the cheers of the crowd begins clobbering Maddy with clothesline after clothesline before doubling her over with a kick to the mid-section. Val rallies the crowd with a raised arm and backpedals into the ropes when a sudden tug drags her out of the ring.
"What the...ARGHH!!!", Val grunts as the other half of the Wrecking Crew hurls her head into the thinly-sheathed ringside.
"WHATCHU GON...URGGHH!!!!", Rebecca gets blindsided by 'Legs' with a Bicycle Kick to her face, laying her out on the ringside.
"Stay in your corner! Bitch!", Mariel chides with a pointy finger while she tries to hold her damaged leg steady. As she turns to face the ring, a pair of boots come smashing into her chest, sending her into the barricades!
"YOU STAY IN YOUR CORNER!" Maddy yells as she walks over to pick Val up by the hair and bottoms. Holding her waistband tight, Maddy spins Val around and throws her back into the ring, giving her a wedgie in the process.
Still reeling from the impact to the head, Val struggles to the center of the ring while Maddy carefully stalks from behind. As 'Stems' climbs to her feet, Maddy grabs her shoulder and spins her around. She immediately connects with a kick to the mid-section, and a double underhook to Val's arms before driving her head-first into the mat with a Mayhem DDT!
Mayhem DDT
youtu.be/GUtlc5Tv-74
Val’s head bounces up upon impact before flopping onto her back like a starfish. Maddy immediately hooks her leg to seal the win with a...
ONE!
TWO!
THRENOOOOOO!!!!
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!” Maddy slaps the mat and lets out a blood curdling scream as Val kicks out of the DDT.
Having escaped defeat seemingly on instinct, Val is nevertheless barely aware of her surroundings, dark eyes glazed as she stares into the distance after falling victim to the Mayhem DDT.
A furious Maddy seeks to remedy that lack of awareness, pushing Stipanovic to her chest and climbing on board, putting her cheeks to those of Stems. The manic blonde slaps at Valerie’s sides, reflexively drawing the champion’s arms within reach and latching on at the wrists. The seated Mistress of Mayhem yanks on the limbs, drawing Val’s upper torso off the canvas in a painful arch. She stuffs her boot soles between Val’s shoulderblades, forcing her foe’s chest forward, increasing the pressure on Valerie’s spine and arms as she viciously works her surfboard.
Outside, Ravage and McGinty retreat to their corners, unsteadily climbing to their stations and cheering on their compatriots with Rebecca having more to praise.
Nick drops in front of the grimacing Val, asking if she wants to surrender. When a grunt and shake of her head comes, Mayhem’s seen enough of this position. Moving one boot sole to the back of Stems’ noggin, she releases her grips on the long, lean brunette’s wrists and THUMPS Valerie’s face into the deck with a modified curb stomp, Stipanovic again sent into a stupor.
Mariel screams at her partner to crawl to her voice and Valerie reaches all fours but a wobbling slink is ended when a risen Maddy THUMPS a stomp into the base of her foe’s spine, flattening Val to her chest.
Mayhem glares at a frustrated Gamazon, smirking and flipping the title holder the bird.
“You’ve never faced anyone like us,” Maddy informs.
“You mean trash?” Mariel responds.
Mayhem shrugs the attempted insult off with a grin, grabbing McGinty’s partner by a wrist and handful of hair and RIPPING Valerie to her feet. She aims Stipanovic toward the challengers’ corner and sends her sprinting to the buckles farthest from her teammate with an Irish Whip. Valerie turns and flies into the buckles at full speed, a calamitous collision rocking her weakening body.
Val’s moneymakers give out from the force of the impact and she plops to her backside, long, lower limbs extended in front of her, head bobbling as she tries to regain her senses. Before she can, Maddy is running in after her. The Mistress of Mayhem leaps from several feet out, extending her muscular gams as she RAMS her undercarriage into Valerie’s chest.
Grabbing the middle ropes on either side of home base, a snarling Maddy gets to work busting her bronco, riding the increasingly shellshocked brunette, her junk THUMPING into Val’s features as the blonde’s backside crashes into her foe’s chin and throat, Maddy taking whatever starch might have been left in the Angeleno.
Maddy dismounts, leaving a splayed Val to the whims of the Brooklyn Buzzcut, Miss Mayhem handing over the reins to Rebecca with a palm slap. Maddy leaves a going away present, stomping Val in the crotch before heading through the ropes. Valerie’s shocked back to life by the throbbing pain from her kitty, hands buried between her thighs as a chuckling Ravage enters and gives her battered foe the once over, deciding what to do next.
Grabbing a wrist and shoulder, Ravage pulls a pulverized Val up to her haunches and snuggles in close. She stuffs her crotch into Valerie’s face with several pelvic thrusts enjoying introducing the champion to a Rude Awakening, Rebecca bopping Stems’ nose, the brunette’s hands still buried, protecting her privates.
The Brooklyn Buzzcut gets her fill humiliating the Angeleno before lifting Val to her feet then turning and jogging to the opposite corner. She stops short of Mariel’s attempt at a right cross. Ravage spins and sprints toward her lanky target. From a few feet removed, the blonde launches into a corner splash that CRUSHES the champ beneath.
Rebecca bounces away from the impact, letting the ravaged Valerie stagger out of the buckles. As she does, the Brooklynite sidles alongside, collecting the brunette in a side headlock. Rebecca tugs Valerie forward and together they launch, Ravage ending on her ass and Valerie bulldogged brutally into the thinly-covered plywood.
Stipanovic’s head snaps back from the collision. She absently flops to her back and Ravage is quick to cover and make herself a tag champion at…
ONE…
TWO…
THRENOOO!
Mariel, having scurried through the ropes, lands a double axhandle to Rebecca’s spine, breaking the pin in the nick of time.
A manic Maddy is in a tick later to mete out revenge but Castle gets to the towering blonde first, escorting McGinty out. Maddy gets a boot to the ribs of Stems before Nick likewise ushers her out and leaves the ring to the legal combatants.
A snarling Ravage places the splayed Stipanovic just so, noticeably spreading her legs in a wide ‘V’, before heading for the nearby neutral corner in front of the parted gams. She deftly climbs to the top and turns. Grinning, she pats her head and launches, arms at her sides, her buzzcut leading the way for a diving headbutt to Valerie’s pussy.
But as her foe plummets to the demolition, Val digs deep to whatever’s left and rolls clear, leaving a wide-eyed Ravage to spike her forehead into the mat from on high. Rebecca remains face down and stilled for several seconds from the massive mistake before spasming back to life and rolling to her back, staring blankly at the rafters.
Beside her, a desperate Valerie pushes to all fours and slowly crawls toward salvation. It’s a slow trek, but she’s able to dive and touch hands with Mariel as a dazed Ravage makes it to stooped feet.
A spirited McGinty springs over the top cable into a dead run and nearly takes Rebecca’s head off with a Big Boot, the back of Ravage’s skull banging off the deck, Legs creating two concussive blows for the price of one.
Big Boot ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7t5m-Yhvg4 ) 00:08
Not waiting for momentum to change any further, Maddy’s in like a shot, charging Mariel, but she’s immediately sent into a serious backpedal with a scythe-like clothesline from the Gamazon. Backed to the ropes from the first impact, arms ending looped over the uppermost cable, a stunned Mayhem isn’t fully aware McGinty’s circled for another round, this lariat sending Maddy backflipping over the top rope, banging off the apron and crashing to the floor in a golden-haired puddle.
With all potential interruptions removed, Mariel scrapes Ravage off the deck, lifting her to a doubled over position. She moves beside the dazed challenger, lifting her right leg and pressing her knee to Rebecca’s temple.
Locking her foe’s far arm, McGinty lays out, drawing Ravage with her for the Incorporated blonde’s Golden Rule.
Golden Rule ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7t5m-Yhvg )
Rebecca shudders before ending flat on the mat in a stupor, but Mariel isn’t ready to settle yet.
With a recovering, knock-kneed Valerie struggling to cheer her partner on, a business-like McGinty pulls her ragdoll off the canvas and stands her dead center. The towering blonde heads to the ropes and rebounds, leaping from several feet away, lifting her right leg to use it as a guillotine with her fatal Gam Changer.
Gam Changer ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOn7S-TveSE ) 00:10
A smirking Mariel mounts the demolished Ravage in a schoolgirl pin, the crowd roaring through the academic…
ONE…
TWO…
THREEE!
Before the announcer can make it official, Val screams at her partner to evacuate the ring and Mariel gets out of Dodge just in time to avoid Maddy and Batsy, Mayhem’s swing coming up short.
The champions hug outside, worriedly scurrying to the timekeeper’s table to collect their hardware as the verdict is announced to the FAWNatics.
“You winners and STILL FAWN Tag Team Champions, Mariel McGinty, Valerie Stipanovic, Leggs, Inc.”
As Maddy rages inside, demanding both women come in and face her, the victors hold their titles high and silently decline the generous offer to get in the ring with a madwoman brandishing her hardware.
Instead, they are more than happy to back their way up the ramp with the gold in their possession for the foreseeable future.
You’ve Got Another Thing Comin’:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=coA75uoMF40
The chattering immediately turns into clear, distinct boos as The Wrecking Crew comes through the curtains. A spotlight hones on the dirty pair as seizure-inducing lights hit the rest of the arena.
MADDY MAYHEM
REBECCA RAVAGE
“You know what, Becky?” Maddy asks her partner.
“What? It better not be one of your stupid complaints again!” Rebecca replies harshly.
“Chill chica! I think this song is beginning to grow on me! Now let’s go get ourselves some gold!” Maddy walks down the ramp first while Rebecca looks at her with a raised eyebrow.
“You better stick to the plan!” Rebecca yells from behind as she catches up to her partner.
"WHAT PLAN?" Maddy asks as she nonchalantly walks down the ramp alongside her partner.
With Batsy over her shoulders, Maddy sports a red vinyl studded bra and boy shorts completed with two-toned black-red paddings and black boots. As for Rebecca, she’s sporting a matching oxblood bra and bottom, completed with black paddings and boots with RR, stylized on both boots. Her fists were taped with R on the back of each hand.
Maddy makes a dash and slides into the ring while Rebecca takes the ring steps and steps through the middle ropes. Inside the ring, the two make their way to the opposing corner and elevate themselves to the second ropes where they continue to relish in the disdain of the FAWNatics before settling onto the deck.
Maddy makes her the commentators' side where she hands over Batsy and requests for a mic.
"Hey! Handle her with care! Dickhead!" Maddy chastises the ringside assistant, her voice slightly amplified by the mic in hand.
"Ahem!", Maddy clears her throat and brings the mic close to her lips.
"You guys might be thinking, 'what did we do to deserve this opportunity?'"
"Maybe I beat Valerie before? Or maybe together, we are just unstoppable!"
"Truth is...I don't even know it myself! Hahahaha!"
"But the truth is...like it or not, we are taking IT." Maddy ends off with a menacing smile.
"SO LET'S HAVE FUN!" Maddy turns 180 into a sweet cheery voice as their opponents' music starts to play.
It takes but a moment for the lights to lower. The Tron blinks from the omnipresent FAWN logo to a neon pink outline of a long, lean set of legs walking across the screen from the left. From the opposite side, another set does the same and, as they meet, the lines of the limbs swirl into a cursive font, emerging and settling into ‘Leggs, Inc.’
Pink pyro shoots in diagonal blasts from either side of the stage, the crowd roaring and ready. The last blast of fireworks flies toward the rafters as Rod Stewart’s ‘Hot Legs’ blares from the arena speakers (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHcjjxYbgNM ). The Amazonian ideals, one with olive skin and long dark locks, the other with skin of lightly tanned ivory and a golden mane, move to center stage, showing off their undeniable weaponry and the gaudy gold and leather belts across their long, lean midriffs.
MARIEL MCGINTY
VALERIE STIPANOVIC
The champions’ anthem isn’t played without very good cause. Reaching their spot on the stage, the partners turn to each other and glide hands over the length of each other’s stupendous stems. By the time each is done, their pert cheeks are pointed high. Up the hands trail, making the long return trip, each expedition ending with a cheeky pinch, drawing a wide grin from their opposite number. A massive roar of approval emerges from the eyeballing attendees.
With all attention captured, the duo set foot down the ramp, their long strides gobbling up space. Blonde and brunette aren’t as interactive tonight, passing on high-fives with the fans. Still, the mob chants for the owners of the undeniable appendages as they reach the ring.
“LEGS…LEGS…LEGS”.
The blonde is clad in a cutoff gray Calvin Klein hoodie (hood down) unzipped and wide to show the towering beauty’s pink sports bra. Multicolored speckles dot throughout the top and her pink boy-cut trunks ride exceedingly high to accentuate further the incredible gams on the rookie. Pink boots and black pads finish the slight attire.
Next to her, the brunette is in a similar hoodie. The rest of her gear is parallel in style though the more tanned of the pair is in striking white, boots and pads added to her snowy sports bra and ‘barely there’ shorts.
With each set of legs well-inspected, the glowing duo makes the trip up the steps then halfway down the ropes, their eyes remaining glued on the dangerous adversaries. Nick Castle, wanting no pre-match problems, makes sure the former champs and their manager remain in their assigned corner.
Slipping through the cables in heart-stopping stages, Leggs, Inc beam like the queens of the mountain they are. Reaching the middle, they unstrap the leather and raise the belts high, seemingly daring the challengers to charge.
The ring announcer breaks into the captivating display.
“And their opponents. Weighing in at a combined 255 pounds…from Slippery Rock, Pennsylvania and Los Angeles, California respectively…MARIEL…”LEGS”…MCGINTY and VALERIE “STEMS” STIPANOVIC…ladies and most assuredly gentlemen…your tag team champions…LEGGS INCORPORATED.”
The crowd rewards the hypnotizing duo with a standing ovation that only slows when Mariel calls for a microphone, both Amazons turning from the hard camera to this month’s victims. The blonde raises it to her lips.
“You want to know why we chose you two? Because we’ve already stomped the top teams. We thought we’d take a month off and slum with the loopy losers. So good luck, degenerates. You’ll need it.”
McGinty hands the stick to Nick then each champion hand their belts to Castle. Mariel and Val backpedal to their corner, Stems continuing through the ropes to leave the Gamazon to start the match for the champs.
"You know what Becky? She isn't wrong about us being degenerates. We kinda are" Maddy speaks with unbelievable sense of self-awareness.
"Call us whatever you want bitch, after this match is over, everyone will call us 'Champs'!"
Ravage snarls as the bell clangs, calling the representative of each team to the center.
The Brooklyn Buzzcut and Legs make the way to the center of the ring, slowing down as they come close, before lunging at each other with a collar-and-elbow lock up!
Nose-to-nose, the two legal wrestlers stare into each other's eyes intensely despite this being their first encounter. The taller blonde takes initial advantage by trapping Rebecca in an old school headlock, gritting her teeth as she applies pressure. Rebecca doesn't stay there for long though. She clutches Mariel by her wrist and breaks the hold by force, twisting it behind Mariel in a hammerlock.
"Urghh." Mariel grunts as Rebecca pushes her arm up. McGinty tries to break free by throwing an elbow slightly below her shoulders to catch her shorter opponent but Rebecca ducks even lower and trips Mariel, causing her to fall flat on her face! Mariel lifts her face slightly upon impact, clutching her nose in pain while Ravage quickly scurries beside her and traps her in a Headlock.
"Here, let me fix that for ya!" Rebecca sticks her index and middle fingers into Mariel's nostrils and hooks it up, causing Legs to squeal!
"Hey, stop that..1...2..3...", Castle demands.
Rebecca throws her arms up in innocence and the ref tries to pull the women apart. But as Mariel gets up to one knee, Rebecca shoves the ref aside and sucker punches the taller blonde right in the nose!
"HEY!"
"BITE ME! NICK!" Rebecca barks as she pulls a tearing McGinty back to her feet, while her partner, Stems, looks on with concern.
"Hey! Stick!" Rebecca calls out for Valerie's attention before grabbing her crotch in an offensive manner.
The Brooklyn Buzzcut snatches Mariel's head under her arm and grabs her waistband, throwing her overhead with a Snap Suplex!
SNAP SUPLEX
youtu.be/b4Go5F20T6A
Ravage quickly floats over her body, looking for the quick win, covering her for...
ONE!
The defending champ kicks out early and rolls onto her side to prevent another cover.
Rebecca grabs McGinty by the hair and drags her into her home corner, sticking her palm out to tag Maddy in!
"Whee!" Maddy hops over the top rope as The Wrecking Crew begins mud stomping the crap out of Legs in the corner side by side.
As Castle reaches ‘FOUR’, Ravage relents and steps through the ropes to ponder a battered McGinty. Mayhem twirls one of her pigtails in contemplation in front of Mariel and scrapes the lanky blonde off the canvas. As the champ wobbles on her endlessly long legs, Miss Mayhem takes off for the cables in front of her.
She rebounds at full speed and races at a dazed Mariel. Leaping, Maddy sends a raised knee CRASHING into McGinty’s chest, the impact taking the title holder down to her knees. With the Gamazon cut down to size, Maddy heads for the ropes again, again gathering momentum out of the strands and leaping into another knee strike, this one to Mariel’s forehead. McGinty timbers over, her hammies folding atop her calves, famed weaponry crumpled atop themselves.
Diving Knee Strike ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=eznYtHHgu6s ) 1:08
Ending flat on her back, Legs presents too inviting a target for the giggling challenger, Miss Mayhem diving atop Mariel in a lateral press, then pulling out and hooking a long lean gam for good measure for the…
ONE…
TWO…
Mariel spasms free, using the strength in her stems to knock Maddy from her cover, pushing Mayhem up to her haunches next to the bleary-eyed Gamazon.
With Mariel on her side, a snorting Maddy pushes the champ to her chest and leaps to her feet. Standing between her foe’s lower limbs, she faces away from her fellow blonde’s torso and plucks both ankles, lifting the legs off the canvas. With a foot stationed between her foe’s gams, Mayhem folds the limbs across each other, knotting them tight around her left leg.
With Mariel secured, Miss Mayhem proves she’s more than just a ragged brute. Turning to take a seat, she spins McGinty to her back then grabs her foe’s wrists. With troublesome strength, Maddy lifts Mariel’s namesakes, capturing the Incorporated blonde in an Indian Deathlock Surfboard.
Indian Deathlock Surfboard ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=eznYtHHgu6s )
Stood on her head, as Maddy tortures her arms, legs and back, McGinty yelps in pain, shrieking out a ‘NO’ when Nick asks if she wants to surrender the belts.
“Give up, Giraffe. Before I decide to break them.” Maddy growls, increasing the pressure and drawing a howl of anguish from the writhing blonde.
On the sidelines, Val shows all the support she can, slipping halfway through on the way to make a save before an eagle-eyed Castle turns and scolds her back outside the cables.
Rebecca looks on in delight as her partner continues the torment, that is until she seemingly gets bored with the squirming and squeals. Unclasping her legs from McGinty’s, she shoves the champ’s gams away, rises to her feet and shakes out her limbs.
As the Gamazon struggles to a weary seat, Miss Mayhem latches onto a wrist and tugs the towering blonde to vertical. She whips McGinty to the far ropes and turns to hit those behind her. Meeting in the middle, Maddy’s ready with the Kitchen Sink, DRIVING a knee into the long midriff of a similarly charging McGinty, Mariel flipping over the impaling belly shot and landing harshly on her spine.
Kitchen Sink ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOjTLcG3OCg )
Rolling up to a seat, a bug-eyed, gasping Mariel is a mess, hugging her roiling tummy as a stomping frustrated Stipanovic turns away in the champs’ corner.
Rushing in from behind, Maddy plants a soccer kick into the base of the blonde’s spine, forcing Mariel to arch in agony. Latching on to the tumbling golden locks of her foe, she pulls McGinty up to hands and knees and leads her doggy-style to the Wrecking Crew corner, handing off the leash to the Brooklyn Buzzcut after a slap of palms.
Maddy collects dual hooks behind McGinty’s elbows and tugs a hurting Mariel to her feet. Struggling for an escape as Rebecca slides by, Mariel can’t manage to break free before Ravage spins into a side kick that GUTS McGinty, doubling over the Gamazon.
Double teaming ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBJHqHpLOOw ) 00:04
A deep groan escapes the increasingly desperate, brethless Mariel as she falls to all fours, the Crew watching with pride as Mariel covers her midriff with a swaddling arm and pushes up to a kneel with the other.
As Castle guides a grinning Mayhem out of the battle zone, Ravage races toward the Leggs, Inc. corner and takes a swipe at Valerie before turning and racing toward a rising McGinty. The Brooklyn Buzzcut leaps toward a full body splash. Mariel tries to evacuate and leave the corner empty, but Mayhem’s locked elbows with her again and Mariel’s CRUSHED beneath the mass of the challenger’s splash.
As Rebecca bounces away from the impact, Maddy releases her hooks and shoves McGinty to the blue-eyed Brooklynite. Rebecca wraps an arm around the head of the stooped and sagging Gamazon. Ravage surges forward, pulling Mariel along for the ride. She vaults into the air, legs extended, to take McGinty down with a bulldog. But Mariel gets her hands on the Buzzcut’s hips on launch and shoves her foe at lift off. Ravage takes the trip solo, landing HARD on her tailbone.
Yipping in pain, hands rushing to her aching ass, Ravage curses under her breath. The volume increases when Mariel adds a thumping kick to the base of Rebecca’s backbone, the challenger arching in agony from the impact.
Ready for some recovery time, Mariel staggers past Rebecca and slaps hands with her partner, Stems folding her infamous lower limbs through the ropes to join the fight. She wraps both hands around the noggin of the challenger and yanks Ravage to one knee where she extends Ravage’s left arm, steps over to briefly scissors, then presses a knee tight to Rebecca’s temple before laying out, delivering a nasty single-knee facebreaker that sends the Brooklyn Buzzcut flying halfway across the ring from the wicked, whiplash-inducing impact.
Single-knee facebreaker ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJm9AbjYjHw&t=13s ) 00:09
Valerie crawls to the splayed Ravage and folds her foe in a matchbook, leaning into the pits of the challenger’s raised knees as she crawls from boots toward brains.
Castle slides next to the folded Ravage, slapping the canvas for the…
ONE…
TWO…
Rebecca kicks out, unfurling from beneath the Angeleno. She reaches toward Maddy’s outstretched arm but the hand off attempt is considerably short and becomes more so when a risen Val snatches an ankle and pulls Rebecca to the middle. Stipanovic lifts the captured limb high, RAMMING it into the thinly-sheathed plywood.
Rebecca snarls as she pulls the throbbing lower limb close, ending in a seated position with Valerie behind her, Stipanovic lowering to the same posture and snuggling close behind, sliding her folded legs beneath the arms of her foe. Grabbing a handful of Rebecca’s locks, Stems holds a wincing Brooklyn Buzzcut in place. One by one, she lifts and folds her renowned legs behind the neck and head of the challenger before locking them at the ankles.
Pushing forward with her weapons, Val tries to break the neck of the nasty reprobate with her brutal Lotus Lock.
Lotus Lock ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=308SXP5A-OE )
“Whaddya say?” Castle asks, tempting Ravage to quit.
“I say I’m going to kick your ass and hers when I get out of this,” the New Yorker grunts defiantly, even as Valerie amps up the pressure.
Grunting and hissing, Ravage tries to stretch her legs for the ropes. With mastery over her long legs and trunk, Val skillfully twists her lower half left and right, trying to inflict whiplash on Rebecca.
"Don't you wish you had legs like mine now?" Val teases as she increases the pressure on the hold.
"SHUT--AHHHHHH!! NO!" Rebecca howls as the pressure mounts but refuses to submit.
Meanwhile, Mayhem is getting increasingly annoyed at her partner's inability to escape the hold.
"Submi--ARGH!" Stems’ demand is interrupted.
Maddy's patience eventually runs out and she dashes into the ring to break the hold by kicking Val in the small of her back!
"Dumb bitch!" Maddy curses as Castle ushers her back into the corner. The two legal women massage the kink in their necks as they rise to their feet. The New Yorker charges with a running clothesline but Val puts her long legs to good use, taking down Rebecca with a spinning leg lariat before she even comes close. Stunned, Ravage clumsily rises to her feet allowing Val to sneak up from behind and hook the blonde up, back-to-back, with Ravage's legs threaded between her body and stems. Val cups her hands on Ravage's chin and drops to a seat!
Spinning Leg Lariat and Widow's Peak
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztehG-lSqs4
The Brooklyn Buzzcut lets out a groan before falling limp onto the canvas, ending flat on her belly. Val quickly rolls her over and hooks her legs up for the...
ONE!
TWO!
THRENOOO!!!
Rebecca spasms out of the near fall just as Maddy steps into the ring. Maddy stretches her arm out for a tag but a woozy Rebecca rolls out of the ring to create some distance instead.
"Oh come on Becky!" Maddy complains as Rebecca catches her breath. Valerie slips out from the side of the ring as the ref counts Ravage. And just as Rebecca regains her bearings, Val turns on the sharp corner of the ringside and catches Ravage with a jumping side kick!
Jumping Side kick
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dluCqTLdrQ
As Rebecca collapses onto the ground, Val stares dagger into The Mistress of Madness, recalling the loss from four years ago. Soon, Val turns her attention back to the stumbling Ravage and throws her back into the ring. Not forgetting the more important task of defending the titles, Val puts her grievance with Maddy aside and hooks Rebecca's leg for the...
ONE!
TWO!
THRENOO!!!
Ravage bucks out of the cover once more and Maddy desperately asks for the tag in. But Val denies it by dragging the incapacitated Rebecca towards her home corner and tags in a recovered Mariel. The pair picks Rebecca up and directs her to the center of the ropes and whips her across the ring. Leggs, Inc follows Rebecca until the center where they double over and prepare to launch The New Yorker to the moon.
"AHHHH!" Mariel cries as a leg lift hits her right in the nose. Puzzled, Valerie rises only to see a spinning Rebecca smacking her in the chest with a strong Discus Clothesline!
Discus Clothesline
www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0qJHBN70o8
McGinty stumbles towards Rebecca, trying to catch her with a single hand while the other hand clutches her nose.
"EAT THIS!" Rebecca pries her hand from the nose and headbutts her square in the nose once more!
"OWWWWWWWWW!"
Mariel drops to a prone position, drumming her legs on the canvas as she mends her nose. Rebecca tiredly backpedals into the corner, allowing her partner to tap her shoulder for the tag.
The Mistress of Madness quickly disposes with a struggling Valerie, plucking her off the canvas then tossing her over the top rope, and stalks Mariel from behind.
Rushing a rising Mariel, Maddy throws a wicked chop block into the back of McGinty’s left knee, sending the yelping blonde down, Legs genuflecting as she reaches for her aching limb. Climbing back to vertical, Mayhem lines up McGinty’s raised leg and BLASTS a soccer kick into the pit of Mariel’s right knee, making for a set of screaming joints.
Knocked to the canvas, Mariel writhes on the mat, hugging both gams close, her primary weapons made at least temporarily useless by the Mistress of Mayhem.
The gleeful challenger pushes to her feet and stomps the stems of the Gamazon, drawing yips and mewls from the champion, McGinty collapsing into a fetal ball in a vain effort to protect herself. Finally satisfied after a mudhole has been made, Maddy grabs McGinty by the ears and draws the lanky blonde to stooped, tottering feet. She guides Mariel to the ropes and stuffs her upper half through, over the middle rope, Mariel left out to dry.
Maddy turns and strides to a neutral corner down the length of the ring. She ably climbs to the top, turns and surveys the tangled titleholder, Mariel trying to get her legs in enough working order to maneuver off the cable. Too late.
Mayhem lives up to her name, leaping off her penthouse perch toward the apron, legs extended, risking life and limb but smelling roses when her Guillotine Leg Drop from the top CRASHES down across the back of McGinty’s neck. The teeter-totter of Mariel’s long frame rushes forward, her forehead SLAMMING into the hardest part of the deck. Her lower half tumbles out after the impact. She spills to the floor, ending in a semi-conscious heap.
A beaming Maddy gives her rump a rub from the harsh landing but is quickly back at work, digging her digits into Mariel’s locks.
Val turns a corner to intercede, but Ravage is at the ready. Having already circled from behind, she grabs the long, lean brunette by a wrist and hair hold. Turning Stipanovic toward the ring, Rebecca THUMPS Valerie’s forehead into the same stretch of thinly-covered plywood as her partner. Val’s noggin whiplashes away from the collision, Stipanovic staggering to the metal barricade where she puddles at its base.
With Castle’s attention torn between the two eruptions of violence outside the ring, he fails to start his count and the Mistress of Mayhem uses the opportunity. Maddy rips a dazed Mariel to her feet and aims her at the steel ring steps. Pivoting with a heave, she delivers McGinty to them with an Irish Whip, the Gamazon with barely the time to turn a shoulder into the steps as she hits with a reverberating CLANG.
A grimacing McGinty cradles one arm with the other. She tries to rise but her throbbing stems fail her and she ends seated on what’s left of the unsettled stairs. Maddy turns to Becky to see the Brooklyn Buzzcut forcefully ‘guiding’ a wobbly Valerie back to her corner, then turns her attention back to her fellow legal participant.
Over her shoulder, she hears Castle’s belated count at ‘SEVEN’. She plucks Mariel from her makeshift chair and stuffs her back in the ring under the bottom rope. Maddy rolls in after to break the count, latching onto Mariel’s weapons of choice at the ankles. Sliding back out with Legs’ legs in tow, Maddy situates the lower limbs so one is on either side of the post. Mayhem tugs them forward RAMMING Mariel’s crotch into the steel beam. Mariel’s face contorts in agony, her baby blues bulging as her jaw drops wide.
But the Mistress of Mayhem is far from done. She quickly knots her legs with Mariel’s more noteworthy counterparts in a figure-four while lying atop the wreckage of the stairs. The torture of the world-famous stems begins, the effectiveness of Maddy’s leglock multiplied several times by being wrapped around the post. Maddy leans back and Mariel howls in anguish, muscle, tendons and bone tested to the snapping point.
Maddy might have tormented the title holder all day if another count hadn’t been started by a flustered Castle, Mayhem having the awareness to release her figure-four at ‘FOUR’ and climb back in the ring to a puddled, whimpering Mariel before the ten-count.
Again, the challenger finds an open ankle and drags a chest-down Mariel to the middle, far from any salvation in the ropes.
In the Incorporated corner, a recovering Val leans heavily against the ropes but has enough energy to call out encouragement to her compatriot. It does McGinty little good as Maddy lifts the captured left leg high, drops to a knee and folds the usually lethal limb forward, Mayhem surrounding the leg in a tight grip then shoving it forward and down, renewing the punishment of Legs with an innovative version of the Stretch Muffler.
Stretch Muffler ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdSoFf-TXXA )
Her wheels already worn by Maddy’s technically precise mayhem, Mariel wails in pain. The ropes several feet away, a sobbing McGinty soon has a palm wavering over the canvas, Castle asking if she wants to surrender the tag titles.
Valerie doesn’t give her partner the chance to give in, rushing through the ropes and SLAMMING a Big Boot into the back of Maddy’s skull, breaking the submission.
As a dazed Maddy flops to her back, blankly staring at the rafters, Ravage enters and tackles Stipanovic from the side. The two tumble to the canvas and fire away, each taking turns topside in dueling Thesz Presses, swabbing the other with closed fists to Nick’s dismay.
Having crawled to the ropes, Mariel leans into the bottom strand in a seated position, massaging furiously at her throbbing legs, trying to knead some life back into them before Mayhem can clear her head.
The illegal duo continues to brawl as they roll out of the ring.
Meanwhile, Mayhem clambers for a bit before struggling to her feet, shaking her head as she stumbles towards a struggling Mariel.
"GET UP!" Maddy growls as she pulls the champion up by her blonde locks halfway and catches her arms in a double underhook. The seething psycho pulls McGinty to the center of the ring where she kicks one leg back and readies herself for the Mayhem Double-arm DDT, but the intervening time from the ropes to the center of the ring gives Mariel enough time to recover, albeit slightly.
Mariel squeezes her pecs to break free of the double underhook. She clutches Maddy, wrenching one of her arms as she spins out of the compromising position. Keeping hold of Maddy's arm, Mariel pumps her injured knee into the air and catches Maddy in the lower jaw, sending her foe into stupor. Mariel winces in pain as her knee buckles for a bit, but she grinds through the pain and sends a back kick into Maddy's face, knocking her flat on her back.
The champ collapses to the mat shortly after the kick, holding her gam in agony as she drags herself towards the friendly corner. Outside the ring, it appears that Val has emerged victorious after the short ringside brawl and quickly hops on to the apron with an extended arm, slapping the turnbuckle pads to motivate her compatriot.
Slightly behind Mariel, a stirring Maddy crawls towards her in slow pursuit, attempting to deny a tag from being made. Maddy catches Mariel by the ankle, preventing her from progressing any further. Desperate, Mariel pushes herself onto one leg and delivers a kick in Maddy's cheek!
"UGHH!!!" Maddy releases the hold and stumbles into the ropes. Free from Maddy's grasp, Mariel gets up on one leg and dives forward to make the hot tag!
Val rushes into the ring to the cheers of the crowd begins clobbering Maddy with clothesline after clothesline before doubling her over with a kick to the mid-section. Val rallies the crowd with a raised arm and backpedals into the ropes when a sudden tug drags her out of the ring.
"What the...ARGHH!!!", Val grunts as the other half of the Wrecking Crew hurls her head into the thinly-sheathed ringside.
"WHATCHU GON...URGGHH!!!!", Rebecca gets blindsided by 'Legs' with a Bicycle Kick to her face, laying her out on the ringside.
"Stay in your corner! Bitch!", Mariel chides with a pointy finger while she tries to hold her damaged leg steady. As she turns to face the ring, a pair of boots come smashing into her chest, sending her into the barricades!
"YOU STAY IN YOUR CORNER!" Maddy yells as she walks over to pick Val up by the hair and bottoms. Holding her waistband tight, Maddy spins Val around and throws her back into the ring, giving her a wedgie in the process.
Still reeling from the impact to the head, Val struggles to the center of the ring while Maddy carefully stalks from behind. As 'Stems' climbs to her feet, Maddy grabs her shoulder and spins her around. She immediately connects with a kick to the mid-section, and a double underhook to Val's arms before driving her head-first into the mat with a Mayhem DDT!
Mayhem DDT
youtu.be/GUtlc5Tv-74
Val’s head bounces up upon impact before flopping onto her back like a starfish. Maddy immediately hooks her leg to seal the win with a...
ONE!
TWO!
THRENOOOOOO!!!!
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!” Maddy slaps the mat and lets out a blood curdling scream as Val kicks out of the DDT.
Having escaped defeat seemingly on instinct, Val is nevertheless barely aware of her surroundings, dark eyes glazed as she stares into the distance after falling victim to the Mayhem DDT.
A furious Maddy seeks to remedy that lack of awareness, pushing Stipanovic to her chest and climbing on board, putting her cheeks to those of Stems. The manic blonde slaps at Valerie’s sides, reflexively drawing the champion’s arms within reach and latching on at the wrists. The seated Mistress of Mayhem yanks on the limbs, drawing Val’s upper torso off the canvas in a painful arch. She stuffs her boot soles between Val’s shoulderblades, forcing her foe’s chest forward, increasing the pressure on Valerie’s spine and arms as she viciously works her surfboard.
Outside, Ravage and McGinty retreat to their corners, unsteadily climbing to their stations and cheering on their compatriots with Rebecca having more to praise.
Nick drops in front of the grimacing Val, asking if she wants to surrender. When a grunt and shake of her head comes, Mayhem’s seen enough of this position. Moving one boot sole to the back of Stems’ noggin, she releases her grips on the long, lean brunette’s wrists and THUMPS Valerie’s face into the deck with a modified curb stomp, Stipanovic again sent into a stupor.
Mariel screams at her partner to crawl to her voice and Valerie reaches all fours but a wobbling slink is ended when a risen Maddy THUMPS a stomp into the base of her foe’s spine, flattening Val to her chest.
Mayhem glares at a frustrated Gamazon, smirking and flipping the title holder the bird.
“You’ve never faced anyone like us,” Maddy informs.
“You mean trash?” Mariel responds.
Mayhem shrugs the attempted insult off with a grin, grabbing McGinty’s partner by a wrist and handful of hair and RIPPING Valerie to her feet. She aims Stipanovic toward the challengers’ corner and sends her sprinting to the buckles farthest from her teammate with an Irish Whip. Valerie turns and flies into the buckles at full speed, a calamitous collision rocking her weakening body.
Val’s moneymakers give out from the force of the impact and she plops to her backside, long, lower limbs extended in front of her, head bobbling as she tries to regain her senses. Before she can, Maddy is running in after her. The Mistress of Mayhem leaps from several feet out, extending her muscular gams as she RAMS her undercarriage into Valerie’s chest.
Grabbing the middle ropes on either side of home base, a snarling Maddy gets to work busting her bronco, riding the increasingly shellshocked brunette, her junk THUMPING into Val’s features as the blonde’s backside crashes into her foe’s chin and throat, Maddy taking whatever starch might have been left in the Angeleno.
Maddy dismounts, leaving a splayed Val to the whims of the Brooklyn Buzzcut, Miss Mayhem handing over the reins to Rebecca with a palm slap. Maddy leaves a going away present, stomping Val in the crotch before heading through the ropes. Valerie’s shocked back to life by the throbbing pain from her kitty, hands buried between her thighs as a chuckling Ravage enters and gives her battered foe the once over, deciding what to do next.
Grabbing a wrist and shoulder, Ravage pulls a pulverized Val up to her haunches and snuggles in close. She stuffs her crotch into Valerie’s face with several pelvic thrusts enjoying introducing the champion to a Rude Awakening, Rebecca bopping Stems’ nose, the brunette’s hands still buried, protecting her privates.
The Brooklyn Buzzcut gets her fill humiliating the Angeleno before lifting Val to her feet then turning and jogging to the opposite corner. She stops short of Mariel’s attempt at a right cross. Ravage spins and sprints toward her lanky target. From a few feet removed, the blonde launches into a corner splash that CRUSHES the champ beneath.
Rebecca bounces away from the impact, letting the ravaged Valerie stagger out of the buckles. As she does, the Brooklynite sidles alongside, collecting the brunette in a side headlock. Rebecca tugs Valerie forward and together they launch, Ravage ending on her ass and Valerie bulldogged brutally into the thinly-covered plywood.
Stipanovic’s head snaps back from the collision. She absently flops to her back and Ravage is quick to cover and make herself a tag champion at…
ONE…
TWO…
THRENOOO!
Mariel, having scurried through the ropes, lands a double axhandle to Rebecca’s spine, breaking the pin in the nick of time.
A manic Maddy is in a tick later to mete out revenge but Castle gets to the towering blonde first, escorting McGinty out. Maddy gets a boot to the ribs of Stems before Nick likewise ushers her out and leaves the ring to the legal combatants.
A snarling Ravage places the splayed Stipanovic just so, noticeably spreading her legs in a wide ‘V’, before heading for the nearby neutral corner in front of the parted gams. She deftly climbs to the top and turns. Grinning, she pats her head and launches, arms at her sides, her buzzcut leading the way for a diving headbutt to Valerie’s pussy.
But as her foe plummets to the demolition, Val digs deep to whatever’s left and rolls clear, leaving a wide-eyed Ravage to spike her forehead into the mat from on high. Rebecca remains face down and stilled for several seconds from the massive mistake before spasming back to life and rolling to her back, staring blankly at the rafters.
Beside her, a desperate Valerie pushes to all fours and slowly crawls toward salvation. It’s a slow trek, but she’s able to dive and touch hands with Mariel as a dazed Ravage makes it to stooped feet.
A spirited McGinty springs over the top cable into a dead run and nearly takes Rebecca’s head off with a Big Boot, the back of Ravage’s skull banging off the deck, Legs creating two concussive blows for the price of one.
Big Boot ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7t5m-Yhvg4 ) 00:08
Not waiting for momentum to change any further, Maddy’s in like a shot, charging Mariel, but she’s immediately sent into a serious backpedal with a scythe-like clothesline from the Gamazon. Backed to the ropes from the first impact, arms ending looped over the uppermost cable, a stunned Mayhem isn’t fully aware McGinty’s circled for another round, this lariat sending Maddy backflipping over the top rope, banging off the apron and crashing to the floor in a golden-haired puddle.
With all potential interruptions removed, Mariel scrapes Ravage off the deck, lifting her to a doubled over position. She moves beside the dazed challenger, lifting her right leg and pressing her knee to Rebecca’s temple.
Locking her foe’s far arm, McGinty lays out, drawing Ravage with her for the Incorporated blonde’s Golden Rule.
Golden Rule ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7t5m-Yhvg )
Rebecca shudders before ending flat on the mat in a stupor, but Mariel isn’t ready to settle yet.
With a recovering, knock-kneed Valerie struggling to cheer her partner on, a business-like McGinty pulls her ragdoll off the canvas and stands her dead center. The towering blonde heads to the ropes and rebounds, leaping from several feet away, lifting her right leg to use it as a guillotine with her fatal Gam Changer.
Gam Changer ( www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOn7S-TveSE ) 00:10
A smirking Mariel mounts the demolished Ravage in a schoolgirl pin, the crowd roaring through the academic…
ONE…
TWO…
THREEE!
Before the announcer can make it official, Val screams at her partner to evacuate the ring and Mariel gets out of Dodge just in time to avoid Maddy and Batsy, Mayhem’s swing coming up short.
The champions hug outside, worriedly scurrying to the timekeeper’s table to collect their hardware as the verdict is announced to the FAWNatics.
“You winners and STILL FAWN Tag Team Champions, Mariel McGinty, Valerie Stipanovic, Leggs, Inc.”
As Maddy rages inside, demanding both women come in and face her, the victors hold their titles high and silently decline the generous offer to get in the ring with a madwoman brandishing her hardware.
Instead, they are more than happy to back their way up the ramp with the gold in their possession for the foreseeable future.