Post by EmmaWoods007 on Aug 5, 2018 22:22:55 GMT
The speakers blasted the arena with the opening beats of Dirty Deeds by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts. Together with it, came the chorus of boos from the crowd.
DIRTY DEEDS:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Po6YQcO7UE
MADDY MAYHEM:
REBECCA RAVAGE:
"Hey Becky! Why did you get to use your jam?"
"Didn't we talk about this? Shyt, this is not the time Maddy! We’ll pick a new one after the match!"
Maddy swung Bat-sy on Rebecca's behind.
"What the f*ck is wrong with you?" Rebecca snapped.
"I pick our jam!" Maddy demanded.
“Fine, pick it! But let’s beat these haunted house rejects first!”
“Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a Tag Team match scheduled for one fall with a twenty minute time limit. Introducing first, at a combined weight of two hundred and forty-nine pounds… MADDY MAYHEM AND REBECCA RAVAGE!”
The two rowdy wrestlers tore through the curtains, Maddy clad in black bra with lacing across breast, black boy shorts with studded belt completed with black half gloves, red knee pads with double M logo and white boots. On the other hand, Rebecca turned up with purple briefs and sports bra with white lining, completed with black knee paddings and boots, sporting a leather jacket with doubled R logo printed behind it. Both wrestlers came in armed and cross their kendo stick and bat for a pose before marching down the ring. As for Maddy, skipping seemed to be the more accurate description.
Maddy slid into the ring in a smooth buttery motion while Rebecca opted for the steps. From there she ascended the ring-post from outside and swung her kendo stick around but was quickly warned to leave the weapon out of the ring. Rebecca stared daggers into the ref, causing him to retreat with slight intimidation. But she complied and tossed the weapon out of the ring and removed her leather jacket.
The ref quickly turned his attention to the Mistress of Madness.
"I know! I know! The stupid rules! Gosh, chill out a little!" Maddy tossed her bat out of the ring before the ref could complete the sentence.
Soon, the pair moved into their corners, deciding who should go first.
Not long after Joan Jett faded into the background, the Announcer took a deep breath and said, “And introducing their opponents, hailing from Arkham Massachusetts and Greentown Illinois respectively and weighing in at a combined total of two hundred and fifty-five pounds, Eve Choldstone and Calliope, they are THE FRIGHTENERS!”
HERE COMES THE FRIGHTENERS:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1L3f2oL41k
The Rogue’s Gallery let loose with a peal of maniacal laughter as static and the distinctive warble of a Theremin filled the arena. This was joined after several seconds by slow, distorted chuckles from a single throat, though the pitch and volume changed to frequently it could’ve been a whole chorus of lunatics. The house lights went next, dimming to almost nothing before a bank of spotlights on the stage roared back in an insane panoply of colors. Oh so pleased by this early dose of Halloween spirit, the Red, White & Bruised crowd sprang to their feet when hundreds of balloons dropped from the rafters. As the balloons drifted down, a bluish-white mist rose from the stage’s steel grating, the contrasting bits of weirdness fusing into something that delighted and chilled in the same breath. Whatever you called it, the effect was compounded by the background noise, which was slowly coalescing into something more and more like mus--the howl of an electric guitar ripped through the speakers and everyone who wasn’t entirely in their right mind lent their voices to the classic carnival riff.
EVE CHOLDSTONE:
CALLIOPE:
Stepping from gloom shoulder to shoulder, the Haunter of the Dark and the One Woman Freak Show saluted their fellow lunatics with a pair of thumbs dragged across a pair of pale, bare throats. “Hey Cali, what was the name of that old Star Trek episode where all the evil doppelgangers had goatees?”
“Mirror, Mirror silly. But only Spock has a goatee. Why?”
“Think we should draw goatees on these idiots when we’re done?”
“Weeeeeeeeeell… they’re not really evil. More like obnoxious. What sort of marker-based facial hair denotes immediate obnoxiousness?”
“A soul patch?”
“Perfect!”
The Frighteners started toward the ring with Calliope because she simply had to cartwheel, flip, handspring or tumble when she found herself in front of a crowd. Eve however was more languid in her approach, the Fallen Angel of Arkham careful to keep her head on a swivel in case the Final Fight lookin‘ bytches had something up their sleeves. For their battle on this late July evening, neither Choldstone or Calliope bothered with matching outfits. The former sported her usual black leather bikini emblazoned with the wispy cobweb design, along with matching black pads and boots and of course the pair of battered, fingerless leather gloves. Calliope on the other hand was dressed like an explosion at Sherwin Williams with her electric blue sequined bikini bottoms and black and green striped halter top. The accessories showed a similar lack of coordination with fire engine red boots, plaid pads and a shiny white smiley face on the seat of her trunks.
Closing on the edge of the squared circle, Eve and Calliope slid under the bottom rope and popped to their feet, then stormed across the ring to the set of ropes facing the hard camera. Ignoring the frenetic presence of the newcomers, the Frighteners mounted the second rope, leaned back to ‘cut’ their throats and finished by ‘Pppffffwoooosssshing’ stereo clouds of black mist into the sky overhead. Turning a baleful eye on Maddy, Eve said, “Playing field looks level, bytch. But I assure you those evens are about to get VERY odd.” Mayhem only blew her a kiss, so Eve swatted her hip in return, then settled down in the far corner for final inspection.
Intrigued by the first collision between these combustible pairs, the sold out crowd buzzed with anticipation when Eve and Maddy strutted out of their corners at the sound of the bell. “HEY Eeeeeeeeeeeevvvveee!” Mayhem giggled as if she hadn’t beaten Choldstone’s partner with a baseball bat the last time they’d all shared a ring. “You’re looking good, Calliope too! Did she ever get that nasty garbage out of her--”
The Fallen Angel split the air in front of Maddy’s chin with a Spin Kick that would’ve knocked teeth into the front row if Mayhem hadn’t pulled her head back at the last second. “What’s wrong, bytch?” Eve teased as she bounced on the balls of her feet. “Tuff enough to swing a bat from behind but not tuff enough to take a kick head--”
Mayhem darted in and buried both hands in Choldstone’s hair for a violent back n’ forth yank. Paying no attention to Merle’s warnings, the Mistress of Madness pressed her palms to the sides of Eve’s noggin and tried to jam her thumbs in the brunette’s eyes! “Batting practice is just ONE of the games we’re going to play tonight, sweetOOOOWWW CHEATERNNNGGHH!”
In no mood to tolerate a brand of crazy different from her own (or Cali’s) Eve grabbed hold of her blonde’s thumbs and wrenched them backward as hard as she could! In the same instant she buried a Kneelift in Maddy’s navel, the force of it more than enough to end the hair-hold. Choldstone would’ve loved to engage in a little hair-pulling of her own but she didn’t need the zebra on her ass so instead she palmed the back of Mayhem’s noggin in her left hand, just enough control to keep her steady for the heartbeat it took Eve to hop up and THWHUNK her right knee between Maddy’s eyes!
JUMPING KNEE:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=La2zpX9luJs
The black-clad blonde whipped around in a half circle and went down on one knee, landing tummy-first across the middle rope a short distance from her corner. Sensing an opportunity to pile on the punishment, Eve hurried up on Maddy’s six and hooked a handful of waistband which she used to hold the newcomer steady while she THWHAPPED a flurry of rapid-fire Forearm Smashes across Mayhem’s back. Merle came over with a warning on his lips so rather than waste energy listening Eve wrapped her arms around Maddy’s hips and bore down tight. Backing up just enough to draw the blonde clear of the ropes, the Haunter of the Dark dipped down and-- Rebecca rushed down the apron and reached over with both hands, thus allowing Mayhem to grab hold!
“Get offa her you skanky bytch!” Ravage demanded over Merle’s demands that she return to the corner.
Eve only bore down on the Waistlock and made a point of grrrrrrrriiiiiiinding her hips against Maddy’s churning backside. “Why don’t you come in here and make ARRRHHHHH!” Mayhem stamped on Choldstone’s toes, then let go of Rebecca to twist behind Eve and hook a Waistlock of her own. A few quick Kneelifts to the butt led to a brawny Full Nelson that left the black-hearted brunette vulnerable between two extremely motivated foes.
“See what’s on the radio, Rebecca!” Maddy lilted into Eve’s ear. “Better yet, make her sing!”
Ravage did just that, just CRAAACKING Choldstone with a Bytch Slap before she twisted her nubs with a stereo Titty Twister! Eve squealed and stamped her feet but made no headway against the painful predicament. It wasn’t until Merle finally lost his temper and started to count that Rebecca relinquished her painful pincer.
“Yeah, you’re not so tough.” the blonde scoffed. “You’re gonna whimper like a scared bytch when I sit on your--”
THWHACK!
Choldstone planted every bit of weight on her left foot, all the better to swing the right one up n’ around for a Roundhouse that caromed off the side of Ravage’s head! Infuriated by the attack on her partner, Maddy grabbed hold of Eve’s hair and pulled like she meant to snatch the brunette bald. “Wriggle all you want ya slippery cheater.” she hissed. “I’m still gonna NNNGGGGHHH!”
Eve flicked her head backward, for an eye-watering shot to the bridge of Mayhem’s nose. Twisting free of the Full Nelson / hair-hold combo in a single violent motion, Choldstone spun through a perfect go-behind only this time she seized the blonde’s arms in snug Double Chickenwing. “You’re gonna what, beg and cry?” Eve muttered after she’d wrenched the other wrestler onto her tiptoes. “Sorry bytch, I already knew that.” Maddy didn’t get a chance to reply before the Fallen Angel dropped her hips and took the squirming battler up, over and DOWN onto the back of her head courtesy of the Tiger Suplex! Ankles somewhere around her ears following the heavy impact, Mayhem didn’t move while Merle counted…
TIGER SUPLEX:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwLgxKVPXeg
ONE…
TWO…
She kicked out simultaneous with ‘TWO’, Mayhem’s rather emphatic escape stopping Ravage halfway through her trip under the bottom rope. “Get your ass outta here, Becky.” Eve taunted the other blonde. “You and your mullet don’t want any part of this.”
Ravage scrambled onto the apron, grabbed hold of the top rope and made like she meant to climb over. “Think you’re tuff, slut? Just wait ‘til I get to work over those trunks!”
Choldstone nodded, got to her feet and forced Mayhem to do the same. Quick to lead the Mistress of Madness away from her partner, Eve asked, “Oh, you think you can take me?” She stepped forward as if to hurl Mayhem into the friendly corner. Instead she slung Maddy around in a wide arc and hurled her into a corner deep in Frightener territory. Alone with Ravage for the moment, Eve put her hands on her hips and strode forward until she was almost nose to nose with tawdry New Yorker. “Think you’re real bad, huh? Going at a chick with a bat? Working her top when her hands are tied? Lets see how bad you are now that it’s just the two of us.”
Rebecca leaned in to grind foreheads with the veteran. “I’d love to, are you sure you’re not gonna whine to the ref as soon as--HEY! HEY REF! THAT BYTCH IS CHEATING!”
Over on the other side of town, Calliope had mounted the second rope from the outside and slung her right leg around Maddy’s throat to throttle her with a sort of gammy Sleeper!
The crowd didn’t seem to mind at all, but Merle had to rush over yammering about rules, which he proceeded to enforce with a brisk ‘FOUR!’ count. “Do yourself a favor and stay right there.” Eve tipped Ravage a wink as she backed away from the fuming ingénue. “Unless you’re even crazier than Mayhem, then by all means…” she trailed off, whipped around and raced at the rasping blonde whom she promptly tagged on the point of the chin with a gorgeous Dropkick! Maddy sagged into a seat on the middle buckle, meaning she was still well within grabbin’ distance when Choldstone scrabbled up and caught a handful of hair.
“Get your ass outta here.” Eve tossed the blonde into a quick, drunken tumble that left her flat on her back a short distance from the corner. Shifting her attention to Calliope, the Fallen Angel asked, “Horsey Ride?” Cali’s face lit up as she accepted the tag.
“Horsey Ride!” Issue settled, she vaulted over the ropes and waited impatiently for Eve to turn around. Then she put her hands on the brunette’s shoulders and hopped up so Choldstone could loop her arms around the Eclectic Eel’s thighs. It did in fact appear to be a Horsey Ride, certainly Eve and Calliope were giggling like lunatics as the former transported the latter toward Maddy at a brisk--“OOOOFFFHHHH!”
Eve leapt over Mayhem, kicked her feet forward and leaned all the way back to bring the combined weight of the Frighteners THWHUMPING down atop the blonde’s chest in a gorgeous Senton. Breaking away on impact, Eve rolled under the bottom rope which left Cali to turn over and hook Maddy’s far leg for the…
ONE!
TWO!
NOOOO!
Maddy kicked out of the double team attack at a clean two, much to Cali‘s irritation. The Eclectic Eel pushed herself to her knees and grabbed a handful of Maddy’s blonde locks as she rose to her feet.
“Hey! Hey! The hair ref!” Becky protested from outside the ring and caught the ref’s attention. However, before the ref could say anything, Cali released the locks and held her arms high in innocence.
“I swear I did nothing wr..NGGGHHH!!!”
The Mistress of Madness sprung back to life and smashed the Cali’s stomach with her forearm causing her to double over. Multiple forearms were thrown to Cali’s face in succession before Maddy grabbed Cali’s head in a vise grip, reeled her head back and smashed Cali’s noggin’ with a powerful Headbutt!
THUD!
Cali fell back into the mat in a spreadeagle, but Maddy did not fare much better as she was feeling the effects from the collision. "COME ON MADDY!" Rebecca screamed, encouraging her partner to make the tag. Rebecca seemed to be in the longest thirty seconds of her life as Maddy slowly crawled toward the friendly corner. Meanwhile, Cali turned to her belly, about to make the same trip to Eve with an outstretched hand.
"HURRY UP! SHE'S GETTING AWAY!" Rebecca shouted once more. At this moment, Maddy pushed herself up slightly and dove forward to slap Rebecca's hand before rolling out of the ring. Rebecca rushed into the ring and quickly grabbed hold of Cali's ankle, dragging her back to the center the instant the tag was made. In the center, Ravage gave the Eclectic Eel a few good stomps on her back before coming to an abrupt stop and rushed into her opponent's corner. Caught by surprise, Eve ate a heavy elbow by Ravage and fell of the apron!
Shortly after, Rebecca returned to work on her isolated opponent. “No one to save you beeyotch!” Ravage snarled as she picked Cali up and Body Slammed her dead center of the ring.
The purple-clad brawler raised her elbow into the air and gave it a few hard slaps to signal for something vicious. She made a run toward the ropes and back to the center and dropped an elbow between Cali's eyes!
ELBOW DROP:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT8Iplg38i8
Cali popped right after the elbow and rolled onto her knees before woozily making her way back to her feet. The Mullet girl stalked from behind and delivered a Toe Kick that doubled Cali over as she turned around. Ravage threw her head into a Standing Headscissors and obnoxiously stuck out her tongue, much to FAWNatic's annoyance before tugging Cali's bottom into a wedgie and lifted her up for a Piledriver!
PILEDRIVER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xGvevIW1ZE
Cali flopped onto her back as Rebecca released the hold. Seated beside her stunned body, Ravage went over and hooked her far leg for...
ONE!
TWO!
THRENOOOO!
The crowds burst into cheers as Cali kicked out of a near fall. Frustrated, Rebecca was almost ready to dish out more punishment when a high-pitched voice started screaming from outside the ring.
"TAG ME IN BECKY! DON'T HOG THE SPOTLIGHT!" Maddy hopped and screamed in excitement.
"Fine..." Rebecca rolled her eyes and muttered unenthusiastically as she walked over the make the tag.
Maddy zipped through the ropes like an overly-excited child and peeled the ragged fighter off the canvas. "Why do they call you an Eel, Cali? Like are you really a fish?" Maddy asked and placed her opponent in a Front Facelock.
"Would you like to be fished out of the water then?" Maddy asked the Frightener once more as she cradled her rubbery leg and hauled her over head with a gorgeous Fisherman's Suplex!
[b/]FISHERMAN‘S SUPLEX:[/b]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3aHOL1QP6E
Mayhem arched her back into a gorgeous bridge for a...
ONE!
TWO!
NOOOO!
Maddy released the count at two, deciding to have more fun with the Frighteners.
"OH COME ON! WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!" Rebecca yelled in exasperation while Maddy just smiled and shook her head.
"It's not her I want! I want Eve! I want to kill her! Maddy simply threw her near The Frightener's corner and demanded the weary Cali to make a tag.
Choldstone kept her attention locked on Mayhem even as she extended a hand to her partner. “Looks like you’re right, Cali. She’s not crazy, she’s just an idiot.”
Maddy’s eyes narrowed to angry slots and she took an aggressive step forward. “Watch your mouth, cheater bytch.” she growled.
“Oh, you’re gonna tell me you’re NOT an idiot?” the Fallen Angel taunted. “Then go ahead, by all means enlighten me to the brilliance of a strategy that lets your opponent get a free tag!” Calliope’s hand was less than a foot away now, but her pace had slowed to a crawl.
Maddy took another step forward. “I already beat up your loser sidekick, sweetie. Now I want to bash your head in!”
Choldstone rolled her eyes. “And you need me tagged in to do that? What sort of anarchist badass plays by the rules? No wonder you couldn’t beat me the first--”
The Mistress of Madness sprang at Eve with talons extended only to come up short when the Calliope hooked an arm between her thighs and dragged her down and back for a Schoolboy Roll-Up! With Mayhem stacked high and tight, Merle dove in beside the action and counted off…
ONE…
TWO…
THRNOOOO!
Maddy powered loose, scrambled to her feet and rushed at Cali, seemingly unaware that she was no longer the legal member of her team. This ignorance didn’t bother the Queen of Outré Space in the slightest, indeed she surged out of the corner and neatly hooked her right arm around the blonde’s chest. Just like that she twisted back and to one side, all the better to BWUUUNG Mayhem’s forehead off the middle rope with an improvised Flatliner!
BUCKLE FLATLINER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6imRU3M4yBk
Ignoring the cheers from the FAWNatics, Cali raced across the squared circle and took to the skies just in time to clout Ravage upside the head with an Enzugiri as she hustled through the ropes. “And STAY OUT!” the Monster of the Midway ordered as the newcomer tumbled to the floor.
Back on the Frighteners side of town, Choldstone sidled out onto the apron to ensure she had the perfect angle when--THWHACK! She drove a sharp kick into the underside of the middle buckle which drove it into Mayhem’s face hard enough to set her up on wobbly legs. Dangerously oblivious to Rebecca’s situation, Maddy wheeled around and stomped toward her corner to “UUUUUUUUNNNNGGGHHH!”
Calliope took to the skies, hooked both hands around the base of Mayhem’s neck and laid out on her back to drive both knees into the blonde’s chest with a perfect Enigma Machine! Set back on her heels by the oxygen stealing maneuver, Maddy’s night got that much worse when Eve rushed through the ropes and caught her in a Waistlock. Just like that the black-hearted brunette dropped her hips and took the other woman up, over and DOWN with a German Suplex! Bridging up on her toes after the throw landed, Eve held on tight while Merle and the crowd tolled off…
ENIGMA MACHINE & GERMAN SUPLEX:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJwx0jSy1xw
ONE…
TWO…
THRENOOOOOOOO!
Rebecca Ravage saved the match (and quite possibly a burgeoning partnership) with a low flying Double Axehandle that THUMPED Choldstone’s navel a whisper shy of ‘THREE!’ “Cheap bytch.” she spat at Eve. “You’re not gonna win like NNNNGGGGHHHHH!”
Calliope hit her with a huge tackle that sent both ladies tumbling through the strands to a rough landing on the floor!
Glad to have the obnoxious blonde to herself again, Eve dragged Mayhem to the middle of the ring and dragged her to a seat. Then she circled around behind and stepped over Maddy’s shoulders in what was essentially a modified Standing Headscissors, though she didn’t exert any pressure. Instead she leaned down, grabbed hold of Maddy’s left shin and folded that leg so her ankle was set atop her right thigh in a figure four. “So you’re a real tough badass, huh?” Eve teased. “Here to show the world how hardcore you are by kicking my ass? Well tell me princess, how are you gonna kick my ass with only one leg?”
“Yuuuhhh…. you’ll find out when I’m outta AAARRRRRRRHHHH!”
REVOLVING STUMP PULLER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzCGEa9F8mw
Choldstone seized the blonde’s right ankle in both hands and puuuuuuuuuuuulled up to put immense pressure on Mayhem’s straining knee. “Go on, show ‘em how bad you are!” Eve kept talking trash as she twisted in a circle, showing off the suffering rookie for each side of the arena. “Tell ‘em how you’re going to kick my ass! Or maybe just tap out before I break your scrawny leg!”
"BECKY! HAAALPPPP!" Maddy wailed in pain as she was trapped in the Stump Puller which lasted for half a minute until Ravage smashed an Double Axehandle to the back of Choldstone's head, forcing her to release the hold. Away from the ring laid Cali who has been taken out by a whip into the steel steps while everyone was focused on what’s in the ring. The Mullet Bullet kept Eve under control with a Full Nelson while the Mistress of Madness took time to shake the kink off her legs while the ref chided Ravage, asking her to return to the corner. Expectedly, his words has fallen on deaf ears as a recovered Maddy began to pummel Eve in the belly!
“Where’s your partner? Idiot!” Maddy laughed hysterically as she punished the brunette.
“Get her up Becky! Just like we rehearsed!” Maddy waved her hands upwards and dropped to a posted knee while Rebecca switched to a one-arm Waistlock, other cradling Eve’s rubbery leg. With a small grunt, Ravage lifted Eve over the shoulders for a moment and dropped her crotch-first down HARD on over Maddy’s knee!
“Oaaahhhh...” Choldstone whimpered. Her legs turned jelly, no longer able to support her frame, she collapsed into the mat, clutching her crotch.
Becky was finally ushered out of the ring but the damage has already been done to Eve.
“Time for some heads to roll!” Maddy chirped and made her way to the corner where Eve was headed. Maddy ascended and patiently waited for Eve to reached the side of the ring where she draped her head over the middle rope to catch a breather. Maddy carefully pushed herself upright on the turnbuckle before leaping off, landing an extended leg over Choldstone’s head that crushed her windpipe with the middle rope.
“TADAH!” Maddy threw her arms into a V as she sat on the apron. Behind her, Eve was left gagging and choking by the Guillotine Leg Drop. Maddy took her time to roll back into the ring and pressed Eve’s convulsing body down for the cover.
ONE!
TWO!
THREENOOO!
Eve kipped her legs up to break out of Maddy’s pin attempt. In disbelief, Mayhem rolled her flat on the mat and covered once more.
ONE!
TWO!
NOOOOO!
Eve kicked out of the fall once more, causing Maddy’s face to redden with anger. She got back onto her feet and shoved the ref out of the way as she made her way to the friendly corner.
“Hey Beck! Where’s Aloysius?” Maddy questioned.
With a smile, Rebecca pulled a small metal plate from her shorts and passed it to the Mistress of Madness. Maddy loaded the weapon into her knee pads and shuffled her legs in anticipation as she stalked her woozy opponent. Eve pushed onto her knees, then her feet before staggering back onto one knee, signaling for Maddy to make the shot. She exploded from the corner at rocket speed and..
"STOP RIGHT THERE!" the ref cut in between Maddy and her vulnerable opponent! "WHAT'S IN THE KNEE? TAKE THAT OUT!" He pointed to silver peeking out of her kneepads as he demanded.
"I swear it’s nothing but a decorative accessory! My late grandma left it for me!" Maddy held her arms high in innocence as she exclaimed.
"No way I am falling for that Maddy. Take it out! NOW!"
"TSK! FINE! Just so you know, I killed grandma with it!" Maddy scoffed as she took the plating out of the padding and threw it at Eve, missing her head by the slightest.
"HEY!"
"Oops! Not intentional! SORRY EVE! MY BAD!" Maddy apologized insincerely and made the sprint once more.
But as Maddy closed in, Eve bounced up onto her feet and delivered a brain-rattling Super Kick to the chin of her attacker before crumpling the mat!
"OH FOR GOD'S SAKE MADDY!" Rebecca yelled in frustration as Maddy laid out flat on the ground while Eve began searching for her absent partner.
Already dour, Ravage’s mood did not improve when she spied Calliope pull herself onto the apron on the Frighteners side of the ring. Correctly judging there was no way for Mayhem to reach her before Choldstone made it to safety, Rebecca abruptly climbed onto the bottom rope and pointed an accusing finger in the direction of her opposition. “HEY! GET BACK IN YOUR CORNER YOU CHEATING BYTCH!”
Merle, who’d been focused on Eve and Maddy, whipped around to check on Calliope and thus allowed the blonde newcomer to rush through the ropes and grab hold of Mayhem’s wrists! This illegal incursion drew the attention of Calliope and the FAWNatics, with the former vaulting over the strands to even the odds only to be caught by the well-meaning but oblivious official! “C’mon Cali, you know you can’t do that!” Merle chided as he bustled the green-haired battler back to her corner.
“Oooohh, you are the dumbest talking zebra!” Calliope fumed. “You’re letting the cheaters prosper! And cheaters aren’t EVER supposed to prosper!”
The referee’s response was delayed by a loud ‘CLAP!’ that was immediately overwhelmed by a thunderous round of vitriol from the crowd. Turning away from Cali now that she was back in the corner, Merle spied Ravage hurrying through the ropes while Mayhem dragged herself out onto the apron. In no position to swagger or tease despite her crafty deception, Ravage raced at Choldstone with a Double Axehandle raised high overhead only to bypass her entirely in favor of THWHOMPING the Queen of Outré Space across the jaw with a Polish Hammer!
“That’ll teach you to try and cheat, punk!” Rebecca barked as Cali tumbled to the floor in an awkward, discombobulated heap. Satisfied she’d finally regained some measure of control over the situation, Ravage returned her attention to the black-hearted brunette and discovered Choldstone was far more vertical than she’d realized. Indeed, the Brooklyn Bomber had just a moment to register blur of movement, then Eve sprang off her left foot and THWHAPPED a heavy kick directly across the ingénue’s chest!
BICYCLE SHOOT KICK:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cAaGkPd9w0
Ravage stumbled like a drunk and would’ve gone down on her ass if not for the proximity of the buckles. Even these didn’t provide much in the way of respite as she bounced out and found herself hoisted onto the shoulders of the Fallen Angel of Arkham. “Had just about enough of you, bytch.” Choldstone muttered as she stomped to the center of the ring. Rebecca was too woozy to offer a response and her condition didn’t improve when Eve pulled her noggin down and delivered a pair of Kneelifts between the eyes. From there she tossed Ravage onto her feet, but this was only a momentary mercy as the veteran battler sprang up in a gorgeous vertical leap and THWHUMPED a Thrust Kick between her opponent’s tits!
FIREMAN'S CARRY KNEELIFTS & JUMPING THRUST KICK:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxfAeu5jkvw
Rebecca crashed to the deck, where she would’ve happily stayed for quite some time if Choldstone hadn’t helped herself to a handful of mullet. Peeling the woozy blonde off the mat in stages, Eve reeled her into a Front Facelock, then slung the near arm over her shoulders before trapping the right leg in a snug standing cradle. Soon as her hooks were set Eve snapped down and in, twisting over onto her back to THAWHAM Ravage onto the back of her head and shoulders with a vicious Fisherman’s Neckbreaker. Left starfished on the canvas after the emphatic maneuver, Rebecca offered no resistance as Choldstone slid into a Crossbody and snagged the far leg for…
FISHERMAN'S NECKBREAKER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9TBJnkXpZQ
ONE…
TWO…
THRENOOOOOOOO!
Ravage inched a shoulder off the mat at the last second, much to the disappointment of those assembled. Didn’t seem to bother Eve in the slightest, she only raked a hand through her hair before slapping the younger woman’s tummy. “You’re a tough chick, but you’ve got shitty taste in friends. And sometimes we suffer for our friends.”
With that she dragged Ravage to boot-leather, doubled her over with a Toe Kick and quickly draped her right leg over the back of the New Yorker’s head. Taking hold of Rebecca’s left wrist, Choldstone drew it away from her torso and pushed up on her tiptoes to “UUUUUUNNNNGGGGGHHH!”
Ravage dropped to one knee and delivered a vicious Uppercut between her attacker’s thighs! Jaw unhinged in breathless anguish, Eve could barely move, let alone resist as the enraged blonde scrambled up and drew her into a Standing Headscissors. “Word of advice you washed up bytch.” Ravage huffed as she wrapped her arms around the brunette’s waist. “No one talks shyt about my friends but me.” Hands locked, she spun Choldstone onto her shoulders and tossed her right back down, Ravage dropping to her tush to PLANT Eve on the mat with a Sit-Out Powerbomb! Draping her calves across the other woman’s biceps, Rebecca pressed her torso into those upturned haunches while Merle and the crowd counted off…
SIT-OUT POWERBOMB:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGnNRkCIML8
ONE…
TWO…
THRENOOOOOOO!
Choldstone kicked out within a breath of ‘THREE’, a show of tenacity that didn’t sit well with the newcomer. “All right you piece of shyt! It’s time I showed you what happens to old ladies that screw with me!”
On her feet in the blink of an eye, Rebecca dragged Eve into the second Standing Headscissors in as many minutes and like before she spun the brunette onto her shoulders, but instead of another Powerbomb she hooked her hands across the nape of Choldstone’s neck and pulled her head down in a tight “NGH! NGH! NGH!” Ravage’s plans hit a speed bump, or rather a Headbutt, three of them to the bridge of the nose, to be precise. Abandoning the clasp attempt for the moment, she palmed Eve’s thighs and snarled, “Bytch, I’m getting sick of AAAAARRRRRGGHHHHH!”
The Haunter of the Dark leaned in and blew a pocket midnight into her opponent’s eyes, the Black Mist engulfing Rebecca’s features in a bilious cloud! Blinded by the sticky mess, Ravage stumbled backward until she collided with the ropes. She felt a swat on one shoulder but this barely registered as Eve suddenly locked ankles and torqued her hips to flip the defenseless newcomer onto her back with a huge Frankensteiner.
Crotch snug against Ravage’s chin, Choldstone hooked her behind the knees in a tight Reverse Matchbook and held her down for the THWUNK!
Maddy Mayhem, legal as of about two seconds prior, caught Eve in the temple with a short Running Knee Strike that put a swift end to the meaningless cover. Choldstone tumbled away from the scene of the crash and ended up on all fours. Leaning heavily on her hands, the stunned brunette planted her feet and started to rise, dangerously unaware that Mayhem was even then bouncing off the ropes on her six. Knowledge crashed down on her an instant later when Maddy vaulted over the stooped battler and hooked her right leg across the back of Eve’s neck to drive her head into the mat with a resounding THWHAM! Stretched out flat on her face as the first victim of the Delirium Drop, Eve barely even twitched when Mayhem shoveled her onto her back and folded her in half with a Back Press good for the…
DELIRIUM DROP:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UHgQXWX2NU
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!
“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR WINNERS VIA PIN-FALL… MADDY MAYHEM ANDDDD REBECCA RAAAAVAGE!"
The Mistress of Madness sprang to her feet and laughed like a wild hyena, "Come on Becky! We won the match! Show some joy!" Still feeling a little groggy after the Frankensteiner, it took a moment for Ravage to register the fact that they have won their first-ever tag team match, the first time with each other. Ravage immediately raised the arm of Mayhem, posing happily as victors under the chorus of boos.
"Okay okay! Celebrations over, Becky! Now get the bitch up so that I can show her the consequences of messing with ME!" Maddy snarled and shoved Ravage on the shoulders. In response, Rebecca simply raked her sweaty mullet backwards and smiled before rolling out of the ring.
"Get up Eve! You want it hardcore? This is as hardcore as I can get!" Maddy screamed as she peeled the groggy loser off the mat. Simultaneously, Ravage returned with a steel chair in hand and set it up in the middle of the ring. The crowd screamed for someone to help Eve as they were certain that the winning team was up to no good and could potentially snuff out Eve's career for good.
Mayhem set Eve's throat on the backrest of the chair, "HOLD HER THERE!", she demanded of Rebecca before backing into the ropes, looking to deal another Delirium Drop...
She leaned back into the ropes when a sudden tug of the leg dragged her out of the ring! CALI SAVED THE DAY!
Calliope planted a few fists into Maddy's face before grabbing Maddy by the hair and smashed her head into the steel ring-post. Calliope slid into the ring and surprised Rebecca with a stiff Ghost Train as she turned around, Ravage flopped onto the mat before rolling out of the ring and was quickly aided to her feet by Maddy.
GHOST TRAIN:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h_tFZ0DZQ8
“Want some more of that, Diet-Eve?” Calliope challenged as the victorious pair backed up the ramp. “Come and get some of the original!”
Maddy made like she was going to do just that, but then she changed her mind and flipped Calliope the bird as they made their way up the ramp. “I’m not finished with you either, baby!” she teased. “I’ll see you soon. REAL soon!”
DIRTY DEEDS:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Po6YQcO7UE
MADDY MAYHEM:
REBECCA RAVAGE:
"Hey Becky! Why did you get to use your jam?"
"Didn't we talk about this? Shyt, this is not the time Maddy! We’ll pick a new one after the match!"
Maddy swung Bat-sy on Rebecca's behind.
"What the f*ck is wrong with you?" Rebecca snapped.
"I pick our jam!" Maddy demanded.
“Fine, pick it! But let’s beat these haunted house rejects first!”
“Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a Tag Team match scheduled for one fall with a twenty minute time limit. Introducing first, at a combined weight of two hundred and forty-nine pounds… MADDY MAYHEM AND REBECCA RAVAGE!”
The two rowdy wrestlers tore through the curtains, Maddy clad in black bra with lacing across breast, black boy shorts with studded belt completed with black half gloves, red knee pads with double M logo and white boots. On the other hand, Rebecca turned up with purple briefs and sports bra with white lining, completed with black knee paddings and boots, sporting a leather jacket with doubled R logo printed behind it. Both wrestlers came in armed and cross their kendo stick and bat for a pose before marching down the ring. As for Maddy, skipping seemed to be the more accurate description.
Maddy slid into the ring in a smooth buttery motion while Rebecca opted for the steps. From there she ascended the ring-post from outside and swung her kendo stick around but was quickly warned to leave the weapon out of the ring. Rebecca stared daggers into the ref, causing him to retreat with slight intimidation. But she complied and tossed the weapon out of the ring and removed her leather jacket.
The ref quickly turned his attention to the Mistress of Madness.
"I know! I know! The stupid rules! Gosh, chill out a little!" Maddy tossed her bat out of the ring before the ref could complete the sentence.
Soon, the pair moved into their corners, deciding who should go first.
Not long after Joan Jett faded into the background, the Announcer took a deep breath and said, “And introducing their opponents, hailing from Arkham Massachusetts and Greentown Illinois respectively and weighing in at a combined total of two hundred and fifty-five pounds, Eve Choldstone and Calliope, they are THE FRIGHTENERS!”
HERE COMES THE FRIGHTENERS:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1L3f2oL41k
The Rogue’s Gallery let loose with a peal of maniacal laughter as static and the distinctive warble of a Theremin filled the arena. This was joined after several seconds by slow, distorted chuckles from a single throat, though the pitch and volume changed to frequently it could’ve been a whole chorus of lunatics. The house lights went next, dimming to almost nothing before a bank of spotlights on the stage roared back in an insane panoply of colors. Oh so pleased by this early dose of Halloween spirit, the Red, White & Bruised crowd sprang to their feet when hundreds of balloons dropped from the rafters. As the balloons drifted down, a bluish-white mist rose from the stage’s steel grating, the contrasting bits of weirdness fusing into something that delighted and chilled in the same breath. Whatever you called it, the effect was compounded by the background noise, which was slowly coalescing into something more and more like mus--the howl of an electric guitar ripped through the speakers and everyone who wasn’t entirely in their right mind lent their voices to the classic carnival riff.
EVE CHOLDSTONE:
CALLIOPE:
Stepping from gloom shoulder to shoulder, the Haunter of the Dark and the One Woman Freak Show saluted their fellow lunatics with a pair of thumbs dragged across a pair of pale, bare throats. “Hey Cali, what was the name of that old Star Trek episode where all the evil doppelgangers had goatees?”
“Mirror, Mirror silly. But only Spock has a goatee. Why?”
“Think we should draw goatees on these idiots when we’re done?”
“Weeeeeeeeeell… they’re not really evil. More like obnoxious. What sort of marker-based facial hair denotes immediate obnoxiousness?”
“A soul patch?”
“Perfect!”
The Frighteners started toward the ring with Calliope because she simply had to cartwheel, flip, handspring or tumble when she found herself in front of a crowd. Eve however was more languid in her approach, the Fallen Angel of Arkham careful to keep her head on a swivel in case the Final Fight lookin‘ bytches had something up their sleeves. For their battle on this late July evening, neither Choldstone or Calliope bothered with matching outfits. The former sported her usual black leather bikini emblazoned with the wispy cobweb design, along with matching black pads and boots and of course the pair of battered, fingerless leather gloves. Calliope on the other hand was dressed like an explosion at Sherwin Williams with her electric blue sequined bikini bottoms and black and green striped halter top. The accessories showed a similar lack of coordination with fire engine red boots, plaid pads and a shiny white smiley face on the seat of her trunks.
Closing on the edge of the squared circle, Eve and Calliope slid under the bottom rope and popped to their feet, then stormed across the ring to the set of ropes facing the hard camera. Ignoring the frenetic presence of the newcomers, the Frighteners mounted the second rope, leaned back to ‘cut’ their throats and finished by ‘Pppffffwoooosssshing’ stereo clouds of black mist into the sky overhead. Turning a baleful eye on Maddy, Eve said, “Playing field looks level, bytch. But I assure you those evens are about to get VERY odd.” Mayhem only blew her a kiss, so Eve swatted her hip in return, then settled down in the far corner for final inspection.
Intrigued by the first collision between these combustible pairs, the sold out crowd buzzed with anticipation when Eve and Maddy strutted out of their corners at the sound of the bell. “HEY Eeeeeeeeeeeevvvveee!” Mayhem giggled as if she hadn’t beaten Choldstone’s partner with a baseball bat the last time they’d all shared a ring. “You’re looking good, Calliope too! Did she ever get that nasty garbage out of her--”
The Fallen Angel split the air in front of Maddy’s chin with a Spin Kick that would’ve knocked teeth into the front row if Mayhem hadn’t pulled her head back at the last second. “What’s wrong, bytch?” Eve teased as she bounced on the balls of her feet. “Tuff enough to swing a bat from behind but not tuff enough to take a kick head--”
Mayhem darted in and buried both hands in Choldstone’s hair for a violent back n’ forth yank. Paying no attention to Merle’s warnings, the Mistress of Madness pressed her palms to the sides of Eve’s noggin and tried to jam her thumbs in the brunette’s eyes! “Batting practice is just ONE of the games we’re going to play tonight, sweetOOOOWWW CHEATERNNNGGHH!”
In no mood to tolerate a brand of crazy different from her own (or Cali’s) Eve grabbed hold of her blonde’s thumbs and wrenched them backward as hard as she could! In the same instant she buried a Kneelift in Maddy’s navel, the force of it more than enough to end the hair-hold. Choldstone would’ve loved to engage in a little hair-pulling of her own but she didn’t need the zebra on her ass so instead she palmed the back of Mayhem’s noggin in her left hand, just enough control to keep her steady for the heartbeat it took Eve to hop up and THWHUNK her right knee between Maddy’s eyes!
JUMPING KNEE:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=La2zpX9luJs
The black-clad blonde whipped around in a half circle and went down on one knee, landing tummy-first across the middle rope a short distance from her corner. Sensing an opportunity to pile on the punishment, Eve hurried up on Maddy’s six and hooked a handful of waistband which she used to hold the newcomer steady while she THWHAPPED a flurry of rapid-fire Forearm Smashes across Mayhem’s back. Merle came over with a warning on his lips so rather than waste energy listening Eve wrapped her arms around Maddy’s hips and bore down tight. Backing up just enough to draw the blonde clear of the ropes, the Haunter of the Dark dipped down and-- Rebecca rushed down the apron and reached over with both hands, thus allowing Mayhem to grab hold!
“Get offa her you skanky bytch!” Ravage demanded over Merle’s demands that she return to the corner.
Eve only bore down on the Waistlock and made a point of grrrrrrrriiiiiiinding her hips against Maddy’s churning backside. “Why don’t you come in here and make ARRRHHHHH!” Mayhem stamped on Choldstone’s toes, then let go of Rebecca to twist behind Eve and hook a Waistlock of her own. A few quick Kneelifts to the butt led to a brawny Full Nelson that left the black-hearted brunette vulnerable between two extremely motivated foes.
“See what’s on the radio, Rebecca!” Maddy lilted into Eve’s ear. “Better yet, make her sing!”
Ravage did just that, just CRAAACKING Choldstone with a Bytch Slap before she twisted her nubs with a stereo Titty Twister! Eve squealed and stamped her feet but made no headway against the painful predicament. It wasn’t until Merle finally lost his temper and started to count that Rebecca relinquished her painful pincer.
“Yeah, you’re not so tough.” the blonde scoffed. “You’re gonna whimper like a scared bytch when I sit on your--”
THWHACK!
Choldstone planted every bit of weight on her left foot, all the better to swing the right one up n’ around for a Roundhouse that caromed off the side of Ravage’s head! Infuriated by the attack on her partner, Maddy grabbed hold of Eve’s hair and pulled like she meant to snatch the brunette bald. “Wriggle all you want ya slippery cheater.” she hissed. “I’m still gonna NNNGGGGHHH!”
Eve flicked her head backward, for an eye-watering shot to the bridge of Mayhem’s nose. Twisting free of the Full Nelson / hair-hold combo in a single violent motion, Choldstone spun through a perfect go-behind only this time she seized the blonde’s arms in snug Double Chickenwing. “You’re gonna what, beg and cry?” Eve muttered after she’d wrenched the other wrestler onto her tiptoes. “Sorry bytch, I already knew that.” Maddy didn’t get a chance to reply before the Fallen Angel dropped her hips and took the squirming battler up, over and DOWN onto the back of her head courtesy of the Tiger Suplex! Ankles somewhere around her ears following the heavy impact, Mayhem didn’t move while Merle counted…
TIGER SUPLEX:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwLgxKVPXeg
ONE…
TWO…
She kicked out simultaneous with ‘TWO’, Mayhem’s rather emphatic escape stopping Ravage halfway through her trip under the bottom rope. “Get your ass outta here, Becky.” Eve taunted the other blonde. “You and your mullet don’t want any part of this.”
Ravage scrambled onto the apron, grabbed hold of the top rope and made like she meant to climb over. “Think you’re tuff, slut? Just wait ‘til I get to work over those trunks!”
Choldstone nodded, got to her feet and forced Mayhem to do the same. Quick to lead the Mistress of Madness away from her partner, Eve asked, “Oh, you think you can take me?” She stepped forward as if to hurl Mayhem into the friendly corner. Instead she slung Maddy around in a wide arc and hurled her into a corner deep in Frightener territory. Alone with Ravage for the moment, Eve put her hands on her hips and strode forward until she was almost nose to nose with tawdry New Yorker. “Think you’re real bad, huh? Going at a chick with a bat? Working her top when her hands are tied? Lets see how bad you are now that it’s just the two of us.”
Rebecca leaned in to grind foreheads with the veteran. “I’d love to, are you sure you’re not gonna whine to the ref as soon as--HEY! HEY REF! THAT BYTCH IS CHEATING!”
Over on the other side of town, Calliope had mounted the second rope from the outside and slung her right leg around Maddy’s throat to throttle her with a sort of gammy Sleeper!
The crowd didn’t seem to mind at all, but Merle had to rush over yammering about rules, which he proceeded to enforce with a brisk ‘FOUR!’ count. “Do yourself a favor and stay right there.” Eve tipped Ravage a wink as she backed away from the fuming ingénue. “Unless you’re even crazier than Mayhem, then by all means…” she trailed off, whipped around and raced at the rasping blonde whom she promptly tagged on the point of the chin with a gorgeous Dropkick! Maddy sagged into a seat on the middle buckle, meaning she was still well within grabbin’ distance when Choldstone scrabbled up and caught a handful of hair.
“Get your ass outta here.” Eve tossed the blonde into a quick, drunken tumble that left her flat on her back a short distance from the corner. Shifting her attention to Calliope, the Fallen Angel asked, “Horsey Ride?” Cali’s face lit up as she accepted the tag.
“Horsey Ride!” Issue settled, she vaulted over the ropes and waited impatiently for Eve to turn around. Then she put her hands on the brunette’s shoulders and hopped up so Choldstone could loop her arms around the Eclectic Eel’s thighs. It did in fact appear to be a Horsey Ride, certainly Eve and Calliope were giggling like lunatics as the former transported the latter toward Maddy at a brisk--“OOOOFFFHHHH!”
Eve leapt over Mayhem, kicked her feet forward and leaned all the way back to bring the combined weight of the Frighteners THWHUMPING down atop the blonde’s chest in a gorgeous Senton. Breaking away on impact, Eve rolled under the bottom rope which left Cali to turn over and hook Maddy’s far leg for the…
ONE!
TWO!
NOOOO!
Maddy kicked out of the double team attack at a clean two, much to Cali‘s irritation. The Eclectic Eel pushed herself to her knees and grabbed a handful of Maddy’s blonde locks as she rose to her feet.
“Hey! Hey! The hair ref!” Becky protested from outside the ring and caught the ref’s attention. However, before the ref could say anything, Cali released the locks and held her arms high in innocence.
“I swear I did nothing wr..NGGGHHH!!!”
The Mistress of Madness sprung back to life and smashed the Cali’s stomach with her forearm causing her to double over. Multiple forearms were thrown to Cali’s face in succession before Maddy grabbed Cali’s head in a vise grip, reeled her head back and smashed Cali’s noggin’ with a powerful Headbutt!
THUD!
Cali fell back into the mat in a spreadeagle, but Maddy did not fare much better as she was feeling the effects from the collision. "COME ON MADDY!" Rebecca screamed, encouraging her partner to make the tag. Rebecca seemed to be in the longest thirty seconds of her life as Maddy slowly crawled toward the friendly corner. Meanwhile, Cali turned to her belly, about to make the same trip to Eve with an outstretched hand.
"HURRY UP! SHE'S GETTING AWAY!" Rebecca shouted once more. At this moment, Maddy pushed herself up slightly and dove forward to slap Rebecca's hand before rolling out of the ring. Rebecca rushed into the ring and quickly grabbed hold of Cali's ankle, dragging her back to the center the instant the tag was made. In the center, Ravage gave the Eclectic Eel a few good stomps on her back before coming to an abrupt stop and rushed into her opponent's corner. Caught by surprise, Eve ate a heavy elbow by Ravage and fell of the apron!
Shortly after, Rebecca returned to work on her isolated opponent. “No one to save you beeyotch!” Ravage snarled as she picked Cali up and Body Slammed her dead center of the ring.
The purple-clad brawler raised her elbow into the air and gave it a few hard slaps to signal for something vicious. She made a run toward the ropes and back to the center and dropped an elbow between Cali's eyes!
ELBOW DROP:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bT8Iplg38i8
Cali popped right after the elbow and rolled onto her knees before woozily making her way back to her feet. The Mullet girl stalked from behind and delivered a Toe Kick that doubled Cali over as she turned around. Ravage threw her head into a Standing Headscissors and obnoxiously stuck out her tongue, much to FAWNatic's annoyance before tugging Cali's bottom into a wedgie and lifted her up for a Piledriver!
PILEDRIVER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xGvevIW1ZE
Cali flopped onto her back as Rebecca released the hold. Seated beside her stunned body, Ravage went over and hooked her far leg for...
ONE!
TWO!
THRENOOOO!
The crowds burst into cheers as Cali kicked out of a near fall. Frustrated, Rebecca was almost ready to dish out more punishment when a high-pitched voice started screaming from outside the ring.
"TAG ME IN BECKY! DON'T HOG THE SPOTLIGHT!" Maddy hopped and screamed in excitement.
"Fine..." Rebecca rolled her eyes and muttered unenthusiastically as she walked over the make the tag.
Maddy zipped through the ropes like an overly-excited child and peeled the ragged fighter off the canvas. "Why do they call you an Eel, Cali? Like are you really a fish?" Maddy asked and placed her opponent in a Front Facelock.
"Would you like to be fished out of the water then?" Maddy asked the Frightener once more as she cradled her rubbery leg and hauled her over head with a gorgeous Fisherman's Suplex!
[b/]FISHERMAN‘S SUPLEX:[/b]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3aHOL1QP6E
Mayhem arched her back into a gorgeous bridge for a...
ONE!
TWO!
NOOOO!
Maddy released the count at two, deciding to have more fun with the Frighteners.
"OH COME ON! WE TALKED ABOUT THIS!" Rebecca yelled in exasperation while Maddy just smiled and shook her head.
"It's not her I want! I want Eve! I want to kill her! Maddy simply threw her near The Frightener's corner and demanded the weary Cali to make a tag.
Choldstone kept her attention locked on Mayhem even as she extended a hand to her partner. “Looks like you’re right, Cali. She’s not crazy, she’s just an idiot.”
Maddy’s eyes narrowed to angry slots and she took an aggressive step forward. “Watch your mouth, cheater bytch.” she growled.
“Oh, you’re gonna tell me you’re NOT an idiot?” the Fallen Angel taunted. “Then go ahead, by all means enlighten me to the brilliance of a strategy that lets your opponent get a free tag!” Calliope’s hand was less than a foot away now, but her pace had slowed to a crawl.
Maddy took another step forward. “I already beat up your loser sidekick, sweetie. Now I want to bash your head in!”
Choldstone rolled her eyes. “And you need me tagged in to do that? What sort of anarchist badass plays by the rules? No wonder you couldn’t beat me the first--”
The Mistress of Madness sprang at Eve with talons extended only to come up short when the Calliope hooked an arm between her thighs and dragged her down and back for a Schoolboy Roll-Up! With Mayhem stacked high and tight, Merle dove in beside the action and counted off…
ONE…
TWO…
THRNOOOO!
Maddy powered loose, scrambled to her feet and rushed at Cali, seemingly unaware that she was no longer the legal member of her team. This ignorance didn’t bother the Queen of Outré Space in the slightest, indeed she surged out of the corner and neatly hooked her right arm around the blonde’s chest. Just like that she twisted back and to one side, all the better to BWUUUNG Mayhem’s forehead off the middle rope with an improvised Flatliner!
BUCKLE FLATLINER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6imRU3M4yBk
Ignoring the cheers from the FAWNatics, Cali raced across the squared circle and took to the skies just in time to clout Ravage upside the head with an Enzugiri as she hustled through the ropes. “And STAY OUT!” the Monster of the Midway ordered as the newcomer tumbled to the floor.
Back on the Frighteners side of town, Choldstone sidled out onto the apron to ensure she had the perfect angle when--THWHACK! She drove a sharp kick into the underside of the middle buckle which drove it into Mayhem’s face hard enough to set her up on wobbly legs. Dangerously oblivious to Rebecca’s situation, Maddy wheeled around and stomped toward her corner to “UUUUUUUUNNNNGGGHHH!”
Calliope took to the skies, hooked both hands around the base of Mayhem’s neck and laid out on her back to drive both knees into the blonde’s chest with a perfect Enigma Machine! Set back on her heels by the oxygen stealing maneuver, Maddy’s night got that much worse when Eve rushed through the ropes and caught her in a Waistlock. Just like that the black-hearted brunette dropped her hips and took the other woman up, over and DOWN with a German Suplex! Bridging up on her toes after the throw landed, Eve held on tight while Merle and the crowd tolled off…
ENIGMA MACHINE & GERMAN SUPLEX:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJwx0jSy1xw
ONE…
TWO…
THRENOOOOOOOO!
Rebecca Ravage saved the match (and quite possibly a burgeoning partnership) with a low flying Double Axehandle that THUMPED Choldstone’s navel a whisper shy of ‘THREE!’ “Cheap bytch.” she spat at Eve. “You’re not gonna win like NNNNGGGGHHHHH!”
Calliope hit her with a huge tackle that sent both ladies tumbling through the strands to a rough landing on the floor!
Glad to have the obnoxious blonde to herself again, Eve dragged Mayhem to the middle of the ring and dragged her to a seat. Then she circled around behind and stepped over Maddy’s shoulders in what was essentially a modified Standing Headscissors, though she didn’t exert any pressure. Instead she leaned down, grabbed hold of Maddy’s left shin and folded that leg so her ankle was set atop her right thigh in a figure four. “So you’re a real tough badass, huh?” Eve teased. “Here to show the world how hardcore you are by kicking my ass? Well tell me princess, how are you gonna kick my ass with only one leg?”
“Yuuuhhh…. you’ll find out when I’m outta AAARRRRRRRHHHH!”
REVOLVING STUMP PULLER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzCGEa9F8mw
Choldstone seized the blonde’s right ankle in both hands and puuuuuuuuuuuulled up to put immense pressure on Mayhem’s straining knee. “Go on, show ‘em how bad you are!” Eve kept talking trash as she twisted in a circle, showing off the suffering rookie for each side of the arena. “Tell ‘em how you’re going to kick my ass! Or maybe just tap out before I break your scrawny leg!”
"BECKY! HAAALPPPP!" Maddy wailed in pain as she was trapped in the Stump Puller which lasted for half a minute until Ravage smashed an Double Axehandle to the back of Choldstone's head, forcing her to release the hold. Away from the ring laid Cali who has been taken out by a whip into the steel steps while everyone was focused on what’s in the ring. The Mullet Bullet kept Eve under control with a Full Nelson while the Mistress of Madness took time to shake the kink off her legs while the ref chided Ravage, asking her to return to the corner. Expectedly, his words has fallen on deaf ears as a recovered Maddy began to pummel Eve in the belly!
“Where’s your partner? Idiot!” Maddy laughed hysterically as she punished the brunette.
“Get her up Becky! Just like we rehearsed!” Maddy waved her hands upwards and dropped to a posted knee while Rebecca switched to a one-arm Waistlock, other cradling Eve’s rubbery leg. With a small grunt, Ravage lifted Eve over the shoulders for a moment and dropped her crotch-first down HARD on over Maddy’s knee!
“Oaaahhhh...” Choldstone whimpered. Her legs turned jelly, no longer able to support her frame, she collapsed into the mat, clutching her crotch.
Becky was finally ushered out of the ring but the damage has already been done to Eve.
“Time for some heads to roll!” Maddy chirped and made her way to the corner where Eve was headed. Maddy ascended and patiently waited for Eve to reached the side of the ring where she draped her head over the middle rope to catch a breather. Maddy carefully pushed herself upright on the turnbuckle before leaping off, landing an extended leg over Choldstone’s head that crushed her windpipe with the middle rope.
“TADAH!” Maddy threw her arms into a V as she sat on the apron. Behind her, Eve was left gagging and choking by the Guillotine Leg Drop. Maddy took her time to roll back into the ring and pressed Eve’s convulsing body down for the cover.
ONE!
TWO!
THREENOOO!
Eve kipped her legs up to break out of Maddy’s pin attempt. In disbelief, Mayhem rolled her flat on the mat and covered once more.
ONE!
TWO!
NOOOOO!
Eve kicked out of the fall once more, causing Maddy’s face to redden with anger. She got back onto her feet and shoved the ref out of the way as she made her way to the friendly corner.
“Hey Beck! Where’s Aloysius?” Maddy questioned.
With a smile, Rebecca pulled a small metal plate from her shorts and passed it to the Mistress of Madness. Maddy loaded the weapon into her knee pads and shuffled her legs in anticipation as she stalked her woozy opponent. Eve pushed onto her knees, then her feet before staggering back onto one knee, signaling for Maddy to make the shot. She exploded from the corner at rocket speed and..
"STOP RIGHT THERE!" the ref cut in between Maddy and her vulnerable opponent! "WHAT'S IN THE KNEE? TAKE THAT OUT!" He pointed to silver peeking out of her kneepads as he demanded.
"I swear it’s nothing but a decorative accessory! My late grandma left it for me!" Maddy held her arms high in innocence as she exclaimed.
"No way I am falling for that Maddy. Take it out! NOW!"
"TSK! FINE! Just so you know, I killed grandma with it!" Maddy scoffed as she took the plating out of the padding and threw it at Eve, missing her head by the slightest.
"HEY!"
"Oops! Not intentional! SORRY EVE! MY BAD!" Maddy apologized insincerely and made the sprint once more.
But as Maddy closed in, Eve bounced up onto her feet and delivered a brain-rattling Super Kick to the chin of her attacker before crumpling the mat!
"OH FOR GOD'S SAKE MADDY!" Rebecca yelled in frustration as Maddy laid out flat on the ground while Eve began searching for her absent partner.
Already dour, Ravage’s mood did not improve when she spied Calliope pull herself onto the apron on the Frighteners side of the ring. Correctly judging there was no way for Mayhem to reach her before Choldstone made it to safety, Rebecca abruptly climbed onto the bottom rope and pointed an accusing finger in the direction of her opposition. “HEY! GET BACK IN YOUR CORNER YOU CHEATING BYTCH!”
Merle, who’d been focused on Eve and Maddy, whipped around to check on Calliope and thus allowed the blonde newcomer to rush through the ropes and grab hold of Mayhem’s wrists! This illegal incursion drew the attention of Calliope and the FAWNatics, with the former vaulting over the strands to even the odds only to be caught by the well-meaning but oblivious official! “C’mon Cali, you know you can’t do that!” Merle chided as he bustled the green-haired battler back to her corner.
“Oooohh, you are the dumbest talking zebra!” Calliope fumed. “You’re letting the cheaters prosper! And cheaters aren’t EVER supposed to prosper!”
The referee’s response was delayed by a loud ‘CLAP!’ that was immediately overwhelmed by a thunderous round of vitriol from the crowd. Turning away from Cali now that she was back in the corner, Merle spied Ravage hurrying through the ropes while Mayhem dragged herself out onto the apron. In no position to swagger or tease despite her crafty deception, Ravage raced at Choldstone with a Double Axehandle raised high overhead only to bypass her entirely in favor of THWHOMPING the Queen of Outré Space across the jaw with a Polish Hammer!
“That’ll teach you to try and cheat, punk!” Rebecca barked as Cali tumbled to the floor in an awkward, discombobulated heap. Satisfied she’d finally regained some measure of control over the situation, Ravage returned her attention to the black-hearted brunette and discovered Choldstone was far more vertical than she’d realized. Indeed, the Brooklyn Bomber had just a moment to register blur of movement, then Eve sprang off her left foot and THWHAPPED a heavy kick directly across the ingénue’s chest!
BICYCLE SHOOT KICK:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cAaGkPd9w0
Ravage stumbled like a drunk and would’ve gone down on her ass if not for the proximity of the buckles. Even these didn’t provide much in the way of respite as she bounced out and found herself hoisted onto the shoulders of the Fallen Angel of Arkham. “Had just about enough of you, bytch.” Choldstone muttered as she stomped to the center of the ring. Rebecca was too woozy to offer a response and her condition didn’t improve when Eve pulled her noggin down and delivered a pair of Kneelifts between the eyes. From there she tossed Ravage onto her feet, but this was only a momentary mercy as the veteran battler sprang up in a gorgeous vertical leap and THWHUMPED a Thrust Kick between her opponent’s tits!
FIREMAN'S CARRY KNEELIFTS & JUMPING THRUST KICK:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxfAeu5jkvw
Rebecca crashed to the deck, where she would’ve happily stayed for quite some time if Choldstone hadn’t helped herself to a handful of mullet. Peeling the woozy blonde off the mat in stages, Eve reeled her into a Front Facelock, then slung the near arm over her shoulders before trapping the right leg in a snug standing cradle. Soon as her hooks were set Eve snapped down and in, twisting over onto her back to THAWHAM Ravage onto the back of her head and shoulders with a vicious Fisherman’s Neckbreaker. Left starfished on the canvas after the emphatic maneuver, Rebecca offered no resistance as Choldstone slid into a Crossbody and snagged the far leg for…
FISHERMAN'S NECKBREAKER:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9TBJnkXpZQ
ONE…
TWO…
THRENOOOOOOOO!
Ravage inched a shoulder off the mat at the last second, much to the disappointment of those assembled. Didn’t seem to bother Eve in the slightest, she only raked a hand through her hair before slapping the younger woman’s tummy. “You’re a tough chick, but you’ve got shitty taste in friends. And sometimes we suffer for our friends.”
With that she dragged Ravage to boot-leather, doubled her over with a Toe Kick and quickly draped her right leg over the back of the New Yorker’s head. Taking hold of Rebecca’s left wrist, Choldstone drew it away from her torso and pushed up on her tiptoes to “UUUUUUNNNNGGGGGHHH!”
Ravage dropped to one knee and delivered a vicious Uppercut between her attacker’s thighs! Jaw unhinged in breathless anguish, Eve could barely move, let alone resist as the enraged blonde scrambled up and drew her into a Standing Headscissors. “Word of advice you washed up bytch.” Ravage huffed as she wrapped her arms around the brunette’s waist. “No one talks shyt about my friends but me.” Hands locked, she spun Choldstone onto her shoulders and tossed her right back down, Ravage dropping to her tush to PLANT Eve on the mat with a Sit-Out Powerbomb! Draping her calves across the other woman’s biceps, Rebecca pressed her torso into those upturned haunches while Merle and the crowd counted off…
SIT-OUT POWERBOMB:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGnNRkCIML8
ONE…
TWO…
THRENOOOOOOO!
Choldstone kicked out within a breath of ‘THREE’, a show of tenacity that didn’t sit well with the newcomer. “All right you piece of shyt! It’s time I showed you what happens to old ladies that screw with me!”
On her feet in the blink of an eye, Rebecca dragged Eve into the second Standing Headscissors in as many minutes and like before she spun the brunette onto her shoulders, but instead of another Powerbomb she hooked her hands across the nape of Choldstone’s neck and pulled her head down in a tight “NGH! NGH! NGH!” Ravage’s plans hit a speed bump, or rather a Headbutt, three of them to the bridge of the nose, to be precise. Abandoning the clasp attempt for the moment, she palmed Eve’s thighs and snarled, “Bytch, I’m getting sick of AAAAARRRRRGGHHHHH!”
The Haunter of the Dark leaned in and blew a pocket midnight into her opponent’s eyes, the Black Mist engulfing Rebecca’s features in a bilious cloud! Blinded by the sticky mess, Ravage stumbled backward until she collided with the ropes. She felt a swat on one shoulder but this barely registered as Eve suddenly locked ankles and torqued her hips to flip the defenseless newcomer onto her back with a huge Frankensteiner.
Crotch snug against Ravage’s chin, Choldstone hooked her behind the knees in a tight Reverse Matchbook and held her down for the THWUNK!
Maddy Mayhem, legal as of about two seconds prior, caught Eve in the temple with a short Running Knee Strike that put a swift end to the meaningless cover. Choldstone tumbled away from the scene of the crash and ended up on all fours. Leaning heavily on her hands, the stunned brunette planted her feet and started to rise, dangerously unaware that Mayhem was even then bouncing off the ropes on her six. Knowledge crashed down on her an instant later when Maddy vaulted over the stooped battler and hooked her right leg across the back of Eve’s neck to drive her head into the mat with a resounding THWHAM! Stretched out flat on her face as the first victim of the Delirium Drop, Eve barely even twitched when Mayhem shoveled her onto her back and folded her in half with a Back Press good for the…
DELIRIUM DROP:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UHgQXWX2NU
ONE…
TWO…
THREE!
“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR WINNERS VIA PIN-FALL… MADDY MAYHEM ANDDDD REBECCA RAAAAVAGE!"
The Mistress of Madness sprang to her feet and laughed like a wild hyena, "Come on Becky! We won the match! Show some joy!" Still feeling a little groggy after the Frankensteiner, it took a moment for Ravage to register the fact that they have won their first-ever tag team match, the first time with each other. Ravage immediately raised the arm of Mayhem, posing happily as victors under the chorus of boos.
"Okay okay! Celebrations over, Becky! Now get the bitch up so that I can show her the consequences of messing with ME!" Maddy snarled and shoved Ravage on the shoulders. In response, Rebecca simply raked her sweaty mullet backwards and smiled before rolling out of the ring.
"Get up Eve! You want it hardcore? This is as hardcore as I can get!" Maddy screamed as she peeled the groggy loser off the mat. Simultaneously, Ravage returned with a steel chair in hand and set it up in the middle of the ring. The crowd screamed for someone to help Eve as they were certain that the winning team was up to no good and could potentially snuff out Eve's career for good.
Mayhem set Eve's throat on the backrest of the chair, "HOLD HER THERE!", she demanded of Rebecca before backing into the ropes, looking to deal another Delirium Drop...
She leaned back into the ropes when a sudden tug of the leg dragged her out of the ring! CALI SAVED THE DAY!
Calliope planted a few fists into Maddy's face before grabbing Maddy by the hair and smashed her head into the steel ring-post. Calliope slid into the ring and surprised Rebecca with a stiff Ghost Train as she turned around, Ravage flopped onto the mat before rolling out of the ring and was quickly aided to her feet by Maddy.
GHOST TRAIN:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h_tFZ0DZQ8
“Want some more of that, Diet-Eve?” Calliope challenged as the victorious pair backed up the ramp. “Come and get some of the original!”
Maddy made like she was going to do just that, but then she changed her mind and flipped Calliope the bird as they made their way up the ramp. “I’m not finished with you either, baby!” she teased. “I’ll see you soon. REAL soon!”